AndthenwhatahillistheWhiteHorseHill!Thereitstandsrightupabovealltherest,ninehundredfeetabovethesea,andtheboldest,bravestshapeforachalkhillthatyoueversaw。Letusgouptothetopofhim,andseewhatistobefoundthere。Ay,youmaywellwonderandthinkitoddyouneverheardofthisbefore;butwonderornot,asyouplease,therearehundredsofsuchthingslyingaboutEngland,whichwiserfolkthanyouknownothingof,andcarenothingfor。Yes,it’samagnificentRomancamp,andnomistake,withgatesandditchandmounds,allascompleteasitwastwentyyearsafterthestrongoldroguesleftit。Here,rightuponthehighestpoint,fromwhichtheysayyoucanseeelevencounties,theytrenchedroundallthetable-land,sometwelveorfourteenacres,aswastheircustom,fortheycouldn’tbearanybodytooverlookthem,andmadetheireyrie。Thegroundfallsawayrapidlyonallsides。Wasthereeversuchturfinthewholeworld?Yousinkuptoyouranklesateverystep,andyetthespringofitisdelicious。Thereisalwaysabreezeinthe“camp,“asitiscalled;andhereitlies,justastheRomansleftit,exceptthatcairnontheeastside,leftbyherMajesty’scorpsofsappersandminerstheotherday,whentheyandtheengineerofficerhadfinishedtheirsojournthere,andtheirsurveysfortheordnancemapofBerkshire。Itisaltogetheraplacethatyouwon’tforget,aplacetoopenaman’ssoul,andmakehimprophesy,ashelooksdownonthatgreatValespreadoutasthegardenoftheLordbeforehim,andwaveonwaveofthemysteriousdownsbehind,andtotherightandleftthechalkhillsrunningawayintothedistance,alongwhichhecantraceformilestheoldRomanroad,“theRidgeway““theRudge,“asthecountryfolkcallit,keepingstraightalongthehighestbackofthehills——suchaplaceasBalakbroughtBalaamto,andtoldhimtoprophesyagainstthepeopleinthevalleybeneath。
Andhecouldnot,neithershallyou,fortheyareapeopleoftheLordwhoabidethere。
Andnowweleavethecamp,anddescendtowardsthewest,andareontheAshdown。Wearetreadingonheroes。ItissacredgroundforEnglishmen——moresacredthanallbutoneortwofieldswheretheirbonesliewhitening。ForthisistheactualplacewhereourAlfredwonhisgreatbattle,thebattleofAshdown“Aescendum“inthechroniclers,whichbroketheDanishpower,andmadeEnglandaChristianland。TheDanesheldthecampandtheslopewherewearestanding——thewholecrownofthehill,infact。“Theheathenhadbeforehandseizedthehigherground,“
asoldAssersays,havingwastedeverythingbehindthemfromLondon,andbeingjustreadytoburstdownonthefairVale,Alfred’sownbirthplaceandheritage。AnduptheheightscametheSaxons,astheydidattheAlma。“TheChristiansleduptheirlinefromthelowerground。Therestoodalsoonthatsamespotasinglethorn-tree,marvellousstumpywhichweourselveswithourveryowneyeshaveseen。“Blesstheoldchronicler!
Doeshethinknobodyeversawthe“singlethorn-tree“buthimself?Why,thereitstandstothisveryday,justontheedgeoftheslope,andIsawitnotthreeweekssince——anoldsinglethorn-tree,“marvellousstumpy。“Atleast,ifitisn’tthesametreeitoughttohavebeen,forit’sjustintheplacewherethebattlemusthavebeenwonorlost——“aroundwhich,asIwassaying,thetwolinesoffoemencametogetherinbattlewithahugeshout。Andinthisplaceoneofthetwokingsoftheheathenandfiveofhisearlsfelldownanddied,andmanythousandsoftheheathensideinthesameplace。“*Afterwhichcrowningmercy,thepiousking,thattheremightneverbewantingasignandamemorialtothecountry-side,carvedoutonthenorthernsideofthechalkhill,underthecamp,whereitisalmostprecipitous,thegreatSaxonWhiteHorse,whichhewhowillmayseefromtherailway,andwhichgivesitsnametotheVale,overwhichithaslookedthesethousandyearsandmore。
*“PaganieditioremIocumpraeoccupaverant。Christianiabinferiorilocoaciemdirigebant。Eratquoqueineodemlocounicaspinosaarbor,brevisadmodumquamnosipsinostrispropriisoculisvidimus。Circaquamergohostilesinterseaciescumingenticlamorehostiliterconveniunt。QuoinlocoalterdeduobusPaganorumregibusetquinquecomitesoccisioccubuerunt,etmultamilliaPaganaepartisineodemloco。
CeciditillicergoBoegscegRex,etSidrocillesenexcomes,etSidrocJuniorcomes,etObsberncomes,“etc——AnnalesRerumGestarumAElfrediMagni,AuctoreAsserio。RecensuitFranciscusWise。Oxford,1722,p。23。
RightdownbelowtheWhiteHorseisacuriousdeepandbroadgullycalled“theManger,“intoonesideofwhichthehillsfallwithaseriesofthemostlovelysweepingcurves,knownas“theGiant’sStairs。“Theyarenotabitlikestairs,butIneversawanythinglikethemanywhereelse,withtheirshortgreenturf,andtenderbluebells,andgossamerandthistle-downgleaminginthesunandthesheep-pathsrunningalongtheirsideslikeruledlines。
TheothersideoftheMangerisformedbytheDragon’sHill,acuriouslittleroundself-confidentfellow,thrownforwardfromtherange,utterlyunlikeeverythingroundhim。Onthishillsomedelivererofmankind——St。George,thecountryfolkusedtotellme——killedadragon。WhetheritwereSt。George,Icannotsay;butsurelyadragonwaskilledthere,foryoumayseethemarksyetwherehisbloodrandown,andmorebytokentheplacewhereitrandownistheeasiestwayupthehillside。
PassingalongtheRidgewaytothewestforaboutamile,wecometoalittleclumpofyoungbeechandfirs,withagrowthofthornandprivetunderwood。Hereyoumayfindnestsofthestrongdownpartridgeandpeewit,buttakecarethatthekeeperisn’tdownuponyou;andinthemiddleofitisanoldcromlech,ahugeflatstoneraisedonsevenoreightothers,andleduptobyapath,withlargesinglestonessetuponeachside。ThisisWaylandSmith’scave,aplaceofclassicfamenow;butasSirWalterhastouchedit,Imayaswellletitalone,andreferyouto“Kenilworth“forthelegend。
Thethick,deepwoodwhichyouseeinthehollow,aboutamileoff,surroundsAshdownPark,builtbyInigoJones。Fourbroadalleysarecutthroughthewoodfromcircumferencetocentre,andeachleadstoonefaceofthehouse。Themysteryofthedownshangsabouthouseandwood,astheystandtherealone,sounlikeallaround,withthegreenslopesstuddedwithgreatstonesjustaboutthispart,stretchingawayonallsides。ItwasawiseLordCraven,Ithink,whopitchedhistentthere。
PassingalongtheRidgewaytotheeast,wesooncometocultivatedland。Thedowns,strictlysocalled,arenomore。
Lincolnshirefarmershavebeenimported,andthelong,freshslopesaresheep-walksnomore,butgrowfamousturnipsandbarley。Oneoftheseimproverslivesoverthereatthe“SevenBarrows“farm,anothermysteryofthegreatdowns。Therearethebarrowsstill,solemnandsilent,likeshipsinthecalmsea,thesepulchresofsomesonsofmen。Butofwhom?ItisthreemilesfromtheWhiteHorse——toofarfortheslainofAshdowntobeburiedthere。Whoshallsaywhatheroesarewaitingthere?ButwemustgetdownintotheValeagain,andsoawaybytheGreatWesternRailwaytotown,fortimeandtheprinter’sdevilpress,anditisaterriblelongandslipperydescent,andashockingbadroad。Atthebottom,however,thereisapleasantpublic;whereatwemustreallytakeamodestquencher,forthedownairisprovocativeofthirst。Sowepullupunderanoldoakwhichstandsbeforethedoor。
“Whatisthenameofyourhill,landlord?“
“BlawingSTWUNHill,sir,tobesure。“
[READER。“Stuym?“
AUTHOR:“Stone,stupid——theBlowingStone。“]
“Andofyourhouse?Ican’tmakeoutthesign。“
“BlawingStwun,sir,“saysthelandlord,pouringouthisoldalefromaTobyPhilpotjug,withamelodiouscrash,intothelong-
neckedglass。
“Whatqueernames!“saywe,sighingattheendofourdraught,andholdingouttheglasstobereplenished。
“Bean’tqueeratall,asIcansee,sir,“saysminehost,handingbackourglass,“seeingasthishereistheBlawingStwun,hisself,“puttinghishandonasquarelumpofstone,somethreefeetandahalfhigh,perforatedwithtwoorthreequeerholes,likepetrifiedantediluvianrat-holes,whichliestherecloseundertheoak,underourverynose。Wearemorethaneverpuzzled,anddrinkoursecondglassofale,wonderingwhatwillcomenext。“Liketohearun,sir?“saysminehost,settingdownTobyPhilpotonthetray,andrestingbothhandsonthe“Stwun。“Wearereadyforanything;andhe,withoutwaitingforareply,applieshismouthtooneoftheratholes。
Somethingmustcomeofit,ifhedoesn’tburst。Goodheavens!
Ihopehehasnoapoplectictendencies。Yes,hereitcomes,sureenough,agruesomesoundbetweenamoanandaroar,andspreadsitselfawayoverthevalley,andupthehillside,andintothewoodsatthebackofthehouse,aghost-like,awfulvoice。“Umdosay,sir,“saysminehost,risingpurple-faced,whilethemoanisstillcomingoutoftheStwun,“astheyusedinoldtimestowarnthecountry-sidebyblawingtheStwunwhentheenemywasa-comin’,andashowfolkscouldmakeunheeredthenforsevenmileround;leastways,soI’veheeredLawyerSmithsay,andheknowsasmartsightaboutthemoldtimes。“WecanhardlyswallowLawyerSmith’ssevenmiles;butcouldtheblowingofthestonehavebeenasummons,asortofsendingthefierycrossroundtheneighbourhoodintheoldtimes?Whatoldtimes?Whoknows?Wepayforourbeer,andarethankful。
“Andwhat’sthenameofthevillagejustbelow,landlord?“
“KingstoneLisle,sir。“
“Fineplantationsyou’vegothere?“
“Yes,sir;theSquire’s’mazingfondoftreesandsuchlike。“
“Nowonder。He’sgotsomerealbeautiestobefondof。Good-
day,landlord。“
“Good-day,sir,andapleasantrideto’ee。“
Andnow,myboys,youwhomIwanttogetforreaders,haveyouhadenough?Willyougiveinatonce,andsayyou’reconvinced,andletmebeginmystory,orwillyouhavemoreofit?
Remember,I’veonlybeenoveralittlebitofthehillsideyet——
whatyoucouldrideroundeasilyonyourponiesinanhour。I’monlyjustcomedownintotheVale,byBlowingStoneHill;andifIoncebeginabouttheVale,what’stostopme?You’llhavetohearallaboutWantage,thebirthplaceofAlfred,andFarringdon,whichheldoutsolongforCharlestheFirsttheValewasnearOxford,anddreadfullymalignant——fullofThrogmortons,Puseys,andPyes,andsuchlike;andtheirbrawnyretainers。DidyoueverreadThomasIngoldsby’s“LegendofHamiltonTighe“?Ifyouhaven’t,yououghttohave。Well,Farringdoniswherehelived,beforehewenttosea;hisrealnamewasHamdenPye,andthePyeswerethegreatfolkatFarringdon。Thenthere’sPusey。You’veheardofthePuseyhorn,whichKingCanutegavetothePuseysofthatday,andwhichthegallantoldsquire,latelygonetohisrestwhomBerkshirefreeholdersturnedoutoflastParliament,totheireternaldisgrace,forvotingaccordingtohisconscience,usedtobringoutonhighdays,holidays,andbonfirenights。AndthesplendidoldcrosschurchatUffington,theUffingastown。