WhenhewasgoneMartinrosetofollow,butTomstoppedhim。
“NoonegoesnearNewRow,“saidhe,“soyoumayjustaswellstophereanddoyourverses,andthenwe’llhavesomemoretalk。We’llbenoendquiet。Besides,noprepostorcomesherenow。Wehaven’tbeenvisitedoncethishalf。“
Sothetablewascleared,theclothrestored,andthethreefelltoworkwithGradusanddictionaryuponthemorning’svulgus。
TheywerethreeveryfairexamplesofthewayinwhichsuchtasksweredoneatRugby,intheconsulshipofPlancus。Anddoubtlessthemethodislittlechanged,forthereisnothingnewunderthesun,especiallyatschools。
Nowbeitknownuntoallyouboyswhoareatschoolswhichdonotrejoiceinthetime-honouredinstitutionofthevulguscommonlysupposedtohavebeenestablishedbyWilliamofWykehamatWinchester,andimportedtoRugbybyArnoldmoreforthesakeofthelineswhichwerelearntbyheartwithitthanforitsownintrinsicvalue,asI’vealwaysunderstood,thatitisashortexerciseinGreekorLatinverse,onagivensubject,theminimumnumberoflinesbeingfixedforeachform。
Themasteroftheformgaveoutatfourthlessononthepreviousdaythesubjectfornextmorning’svulgus,andatfirstlessoneachboyhadtobringhisvulgusreadytobelookedover;andwiththevulgus,acertainnumberoflinesfromoneoftheLatinorGreekpoetsthenbeingconstruedintheformhadtobegotbyheart。Themasteratfirstlessoncalledupeachboyintheforminorder,andputhimoninthelines。Ifhecouldn’tsaythem,orseemtosaythem,byreadingthemoffthemaster’sorsomeotherboy’sbookwhostoodnear,hewassentback,andwentbelowalltheboyswhodidsosayorseemtosaythem;butineithercasehisvulguswaslookedoverbythemaster,whogaveandenteredinhisbook,tothecreditordiscreditoftheboy,somanymarksasthecompositionmerited。AtRugbyvulgusandlineswerethefirstlessoneveryotherdayintheweek,onTuesdays,Thursdays,andSaturdays;andastherewerethirty-
eightweeksintheschoolyear,itisobvioustothemeanestcapacitythatthemasterofeachformhadtosetonehundredandfourteensubjectseveryyear,twohundredandtwenty-eighteverytwoyears,andsoon。Now,topersonsofmoderateinventionthiswasaconsiderabletask,andhumannaturebeingpronetorepeatitself,itwillnotbewonderedthatthemastersgavethesamesubjectssometimesoveragainafteracertainlapseoftime。Tomeetandrebukethisbadhabitofthemasters,theschoolboymind,withitsaccustomedingenuity,hadinventedanelaboratesystemoftradition。Almosteveryboykepthisownvulguswrittenoutinabook,andthesebooksweredulyhandeddownfromboytoboy,tillifthetraditionhasgoneontillnowIsupposethepopularboys,inwhosehandsbequeathedvulgus-bookshaveaccumulated,arepreparedwiththreeorfourvulgusesonanysubjectinheavenorearth,orin“moreworldsthanone,“whichanunfortunatemastercanpitchupon。Atanyrate,suchluckyfellowshadgenerallyoneforthemselvesandoneforafriendinmytime。Theonlyobjectiontothetraditionarymethodofdoingyourvulguseswastheriskthatthesuccessionsmighthavebecomeconfused,andsothatyouandanotherfolloweroftraditionsshouldshowupthesameidenticalvulgussomefinemorning;inwhichcase,whenithappened,considerablegriefwastheresult。Butwhendidsuchriskhinderboysormenfromshortcutsandpleasantpaths?
NowinthestudythatnightTomwastheupholderofthetraditionarymethodofvulgusdoing。Hecarefullyproducedtwolargevulgus-books,andbegandivingintothem,andpickingoutalinehere,andanendingtheretags,astheywerevulgarlycalled,tillhehadgottenallthathethoughthecouldmakefit。HethenproceededtopatchhistagstogetherwiththehelpofhisGradus,producinganincongruousandfeebleresultofeightelegiaclines,theminimumquantityforhisform,andfinishingupwithtwohighlymorallinesextra,makingteninall,whichhecribbedentirefromoneofhisbooks,beginning“O
genushumanum,“andwhichhehimselfmusthaveusedadozentimesbefore,wheneveranunfortunateorwickedhero,ofwhatevernationorlanguageunderthesun,wasthesubject。
Indeedhebegantohavegreatdoubtswhetherthemasterwouldn’trememberthem,andsoonlythrowtheminasextralines,becauseinanycasetheywouldcalloffattentionfromtheothertags,andifdetected,beingextralines,hewouldn’tbesentbacktodomoreintheirplace,whileiftheypassedmusteragainhewouldgetmarksforthem。
Thesecondmethod,pursuedbyMartin,maybecalledthedoggedorprosaicmethod。He,nomorethanTom,tookanypleasureinthetask,buthavingnooldvulgus-booksofhisown,oranyone’selse,couldnotfollowthetraditionarymethod,forwhichtoo,asTomremarked,hehadn’tthegenius。MartinthenproceededtowritedowneightlinesinEnglish,ofthemostmatter-of-factkind,thefirstthatcameintohishead;andtoconvertthese,linebyline,bymainforceofGradusanddictionaryintoLatinthatwouldscan。Thiswasallhecaredfor——toproduceeightlineswithnofalsequantitiesorconcords:whetherthewordswereapt,orwhatthesensewas,matterednothing;andasthearticlewasallnew,notalinebeyondtheminimumdidthefollowersofthedoggedmethodeverproduce。
Thethird,orartisticmethod,wasArthur’s。Heconsideredfirstwhatpointinthecharacteroreventwhichwasthesubjectcouldmostneatlybebroughtoutwithinthelimitsofavulgus,tryingalwaystogethisideaintotheeightlines,butnotbindinghimselftotenoreventwelvelinesifhecouldn’tdothis。HethensettoworkasmuchaspossiblewithoutGradusorotherhelp,toclothehisideainappropriateLatinorGreek,andwouldnotbesatisfiedtillhehadpolisheditwellupwiththeaptestandmostpoeticwordsandphraseshecouldgetat。
Afourthmethod,indeed,wasusedintheschool,butoftoosimpleakindtorequireacomment。Itmaybecalledthevicariousmethod,obtainedamongstbigboysoflazyorbullyinghabits,andconsistedsimplyinmakingcleverboyswhomtheycouldthrashdotheirwholevulgusforthem,andconstrueittothemafterwards;whichlatterisamethodnottobeencouraged,andwhichIstronglyadviseyouallnottopractise。Oftheothers,youwillfindthetraditionarymosttroublesome,unlessyoucanstealyourvulguseswholeexpertocrede,andthattheartisticmethodpaysthebestbothinmarksandotherways。
Thevulgusesbeingfinishedbynineo’clock,andMartinhavingrejoicedabovemeasureintheabundanceoflight,andofGradusanddictionary,andotherconveniencesalmostunknowntohimforgettingthroughthework,andhavingbeenpressedbyArthurtocomeanddohisversestherewheneverheliked,thethreeboyswentdowntoMartin’sden,andArthurwasinitiatedintotheloreofbirds’eggs,tohisgreatdelight。Theexquisitecolouringandformsastonishedandcharmedhim,whohadscarcelyeverseenanybutahen’seggoranostrich’s,andbythetimehewasluggedawaytobedhehadlearnedthenamesofatleasttwentysorts,anddreamedofthegloriousperilsoftree-
climbing,andthathehadfoundaroc’seggintheislandasbigasSinbad’s,andcloudedlikeatit-lark’s,inblowingwhichMartinandhehadnearlybeendrownedintheyolk。
“Ihavefoundoutagiftformyfair-
Ihavefoundwherethewood-pigeonsbreed;
Butletmetheplunderforbear,Shewouldsay’twasabarbarousdeed。“-ROWE。
“Andnow,mylad,takethemfiveshilling,Andonmyadviceinfuturethink;
SoBillypouchedthemallsowilling,Andgotthatnightdisguisedindrink。“-MS。Ballad。
Thenextmorning,atfirstlesson,Tomwasturnedbackinhislines,andsohadtowaittillthesecondround;whileMartinandArthursaidtheirsallright,andgotoutofschoolatonce。
WhenTomgotoutandrandowntobreakfastatHarrowell’stheyweremissing,andStumpsinformedhimthattheyhadswalloweddowntheirbreakfastsandgoneofftogether——where,hecouldn’tsay。Tomhurriedoverhisownbreakfast,andwentfirsttoMartin’sstudyandthentohisown;butnosignsofthemissingboysweretobefound。HefelthalfangryandjealousofMartin。Wherecouldtheybegone?
HelearntsecondlessonwithEastandtherestinnoverygoodtemper,andthenwentoutintothequadrangle。AbouttenminutesbeforeschoolMartinandArthurarrivedinthequadranglebreathless;andcatchingsightofhim,Arthurrushedup,allexcitement,andwithabrightglowonhisface。
“OTom,lookhere!“criedhe,holdingoutthreemoor-hen’seggs;
“we’vebeendowntheBarbyroad,tothepoolMartintoldusoflastnight,andjustseewhatwe’vegot。“
Tomwouldn’tbepleased,andonlylookedoutforsomethingtofindfaultwith。
“Why,youngun,“saidhe,“whathaveyoubeenafter?Youdon’tmeantosayyou’vebeenwading?“
ThetoneofreproachmadepoorlittleArthurshrinkupinamomentandlookpiteous;andTomwithashrugofhisshouldersturnedhisangeronMartin。
“Well,Ididn’tthink,Madman,thatyou’dhavebeensuchamuffastolethimbegettingwetthroughatthistimeofday。Youmighthavedonethewadingyourself。“
“SoIdid,ofcourse;onlyhewouldcomeintoo,toseethenest。Weleftsixeggsin。They’llbehatchedinadayortwo。“
“Hangtheeggs!“saidTom;“afellowcan’tturnhisbackforamomentbutallhiswork’sundone。He’llbelaidupforaweekforthispreciouslark,I’llbebound。“
“Indeed,Tom,now,“pleadedArthur,“myfeetain’twet,forMartinmademetakeoffmyshoesandstockingsandtrousers。“
“Buttheyarewet,anddirtytoo;can’tIsee?“answeredTom;
“andyou’llbecalledupandflooredwhenthemasterseeswhatastateyou’rein。Youhaven’tlookedatsecondlesson,youknow。“
OTom,youoldhumbug!youtobeupbraidinganyonewithnotlearningtheirlessons!Ifyouhadn’tbeenflooredyourselfnowatfirstlesson,doyoumeantosayyouwouldn’thavebeenwiththem?Andyou’vetakenawayallpoorlittleArthur’sjoyandprideinhisfirstbirds’eggs,andhegoesandputsthemdowninthestudy,andtakesdownhisbookswithasigh,thinkinghehasdonesomethinghorriblywrong,whereashehaslearntoninadvancemuchmorethanwillbedoneatsecondlesson。