“Ifoundtheyounglady,sir,“heremarkedtoMr。Pyecroft,“recallingmycherishedfriendStannardin——er——formandfeatures,and——although——er——personallyunacquaintedwithherdeceasedmother——whobelonged,sir,tooneofthefirstfamiliesofVirginia——Iamtoldthatsheis——er——remarkablylikeher。MissStannardisatpresentapupilinoneofthebesteducationalestablishmentsinSantaClara,wheresheisreceivingtuitionin——
  er——theEnglishclassics,foreignbelleslettres,embroidery,theharp,and——er——theuseofthe——er——globes,and——er——blackboard——
  underthemostfastidiouscare,andmyownpersonalsupervision。
  Theprincipaloftheschool,MissEudoxiaTish——associatedwith——
  er——er——MissPrinkwell——is——er——remarkablygiftedwoman;andasI
  waspresentatoneoftheschoolexercises,Ihadtheopportunityoftestifyingtoherexcellencein——er——shortaddressImadetotheyoungladies。“FromsuchglitteringbutunsatisfyinggeneralitiesastheseIprefertoturntotherealinterview,gatheredfromcontemporarywitnesses。
  Itwastheusualcloudless,dazzling,Californiansummerday,temperedwiththeasperityofthenorthwesttradesthatMissTish,lookingthroughherwindowtowardstherose-emboweredgatewayoftheseminary,sawanextraordinaryfigureadvancinguptheavenue。
  Itwasthatofamanslightlypastmiddleage,yeterectandjaunty,whosecostumerecalledtheearlywater-colorportraitsofherownyouthfuldays。Histightlybuttonedbluefrockcoatwithgiltbuttonswasopenedfarenoughacrossthechesttoallowtheexpandingofafrilledshirt,blackstock,andnankeenwaistcoat,andhisimmaculatewhitetrousersweresmartlystrappedoverhissmartvarnishedboots。Awhitebell-crownedhat,carriedinhishandtopermitthewipingofhisforeheadwithasilkhandkerchief,andagold-headedwalkingstickhookedoverhisarm,completedthissingularequipment。Hewasfollowed,afewpacesintherear,byanegrocarryinganenormousbouquet,andanumberofsmallboxesandparcelstiedupwithribbons。Asthefigurepausedbeforethedoor,MissTishgasped,andcastaquickrestrainingglancearoundtheclassroom。Butitwastoolate;adozenpairsofblue,black,round,inquiring,ormischievouseyeswerealreadydancingandgloatingoverthebizarrestrangerthroughthewindow。
  “Acirkiss——orniggerminstrels——sureasyou’reborn!“saidMaryFrost,agednine,inafiercewhisper。
  “No!——aagentfrom’TheEmporium,’withsamples,“returnedMissBriggs,agedfourteen。
  “Youngladies,attendtoyourstudies,“saidMissTish,astheservantbroughtinacard。MissTishglancedatitwithsomenervousness,andreadtoherself,“ColonelCulpeperStarbottle,“
  engravedinscript,andbelowitinpencil,“ToseeMissPansyStannard,underfavorofMissTish。“Risingwithsomeperturbation,MissTishhurriedlyintrustedtheclasstoanassistant,anddescendedtothereceptionroom。ShehadneverseenPansy’sguardianbeforetheexecutorhadbroughtthechild;andthisextraordinarycreature,whosevisitshecouldnotdeny,mightberuinoustoschooldiscipline。Itwasthereforewithanextradegreeoffrigidityofdemeanorthatshethrewopenthedoorofthereceptionroom,andenteredmajestically。Buttoherutterastonishment,thecolonelmetherwithabowsostately,soceremonious,andsocommandingthatshestopped,disarmedandspeechless。
  “IneednotaskifIamaddressingMissTish,“saidthecolonelloftily,“forwithouthavingthepleasureof——er——previousacquaintance,Icanatoncerecognizethe——er——LadySuperiorand——
  er——chatelaineofthis——er——establishment。“MissTishheregavewaytoaslightcoughandanembarrassedcurtsy,asthecolonel,withawaveofhiswhitehandtowardstheburdencarriedbyhisfollower,resumedmorelightly:“Ihavebrought——er——fewtriflesandgewgawsformyward——subject,ofcourse,toyourrulesanddiscretion。Theyincludesome——er——dainties,freefromanydeleterioussubstance,asIaminformed——asash——aribbonortwoforthehair,gloves,mittens,andanosegay——fromwhich,Itrust,itwillbeHERpleasure,asitismyown,toinviteyoutocullsuchblossomsasmaysuityourtaste。Boy,youmaysetthemdownandretire!“
  “Atthepresentmoment,“stammeredMissTish,“MissStannardisengagedonherlessons。But“——Shestoppedagain,hopelessly。
  “Isee,“saidthecolonel,withanairofplayful,poeticalreminiscence——“herlessons!Certainly!
  ’Wewill——er——gotoourplaces,Withsmilesonourfaces,Andsayallourlessonsdistinctlyandslow。’
  Certainly!NotforworldswouldIinterruptthem;untiltheyaredone,wewill——er——walkthroughtheclassroomsandinspect“——
  “No!no!“interruptedthehorrified,principal,withadreadfulpresentimentoftheappallingeffectofthecolonel’sentryupontheclass。“No!——thatis——Imean——ourrulesexclude——exceptondaysofpublicexamination“——
  “Saynomore,mydearmadam,“saidthecolonelpolitely。“UntilsheisfreeIwillstrolloutside,through——er——thegrovesoftheAcademus“——
  ButMissTish,equallyalarmedatthediversionthiswouldcreateattheclassroomwindows,recalledherselfwithaneffort。“Pleasewaithereamoment,“shesaidhurriedly;“Iwillbringherdown;“
  andbeforethecolonelcouldpolitelyopenthedoorforher,shehadfled。
  Happilyunconsciousofthesensationhehadcaused,ColonelStarbottleseatedhimselfonthesofa,hiswhitehandsrestingeasilyonthegold-headedcane。Onceortwicethedoorbehindhimopenedandclosedquietly,scarcelydisturbinghim;oragainopenedmoreostentatiouslytothewords,“Oh,excuse,please,“andthebriefglimpseofaflaxenbraid,orablackcurlyhead——toallofwhichthecolonelnoddedpolitely——evenrisinglatertotheapparitionofataller,demureyounglady——andhermoreaffected“Really,Ibegyourpardon!“Theonlyresultofthisevidentcuriositywasslightlytochangethecolonel’sattitude,soastoenablehimtoputhisotherhandinhisbreastinhisfavoritepose。Butpresentlyhewasconsciousofamoreactivemovementinthehall,ofthesoundsofscuffling,ofahighyouthfulvoicesaying“Iwon’t“and“Ishan’t!“ofthedooropeningtoamomentaryapparitionofMissTishdraggingasmallhandandhalfofasmallblack-ribbonedarmintotheroom,andherrapiddisappearanceagain,apparentlypulledbackbythelittlehandandarm;ofanotherandlongerpause,ofawhisperedconferenceoutside,andthenthereappearanceofMissTishmajestically,reinforcedandsupportedbythegrimpresenceofherpartner,MissPrinkwell。
  “This——er——unexpectedvisit,“beganMissTish——“notpreviouslyarrangedbyletter“——
  “Whichisaninvariableruleofourestablishment,“supplementedMissPrinkwell——
  “Andthefactthatyouarepersonallyunknowntous,“continuedMissTish——
  “Anignorancesharedbythechild,whoexhibitsadistasteforaninterview,“interpolatedMissPrinkwell,inakindofantiphonalresponse——
  “Forwhichwehavehadnotimetoprepareher,“continuedMissTish——
  “Compelsusmostreluctantly“——Buthereshestoppedshort。
  ColonelStarbottle,whohadrisenwithadeepbowattheirentranceandremainedstanding,herewalkedquietlytowardsthem。Hisusuallyhighcolorhadfadedexceptfromhiseyes,buthisexaltedmannerwasstillmorepronounced,withadreadfuldeliberationsuperadded。
  “Ibelieve——er——Ihad——thehonah——tosendupmykyard!“Inhissuprememomentsthecolonel’sSouthernaccentwasalwaysinevidence。“Imay——er——bemistaken——but——er——thatismyimpression。“Thecolonelpaused,andplacedhisrighthandstatuesquelyonhisheart。
  Thetwowomentrembled——MissTishfanciedtheveryshirtfrillofthecolonelwasmajesticallyerectingitself——astheystammeredinonevoice,——
  “Ye-e-es!“
  “Thatkyardcontainedmyfullname——witharequesttoseemyward——
  MissStannard,“continuedthecolonelslowly。“Ibelievethatisthefact。“
  “Certainly!certainly!“gaspedthewomenfeebly。
  “ThenmayI——er——pointouttoyouthatIAM——er——WAITING?“
  Althoughnothingcouldexceedthelaborioussimplicityandhuskysweetnessofthecolonel’sutterance,itappearedtodemoralizeutterlyhistwohearers——MissPrinkwellseemedtofadeintothepatternofthewallpaper,MissTishtodroopsubmissivelyforwardlikeapinkwaxcandleintheraysoftheburningsun。
  “Wewillbringherinstantly。Athousandpardons,sir,“theyutteredinthesamebreath,backingtowardsthedoor。
  Butheretheunexpectedintervened。Unnoticedbythethreeduringthecolloquy,alittlefigureinablackdresshadpeepedthroughthedoor,andthenglidedintotheroom。Itwasagirlofaboutten,who,inallcandor,couldscarcelybecalledpretty,althoughtheawkwardchangeofadolescencehadnotdestroyedthedelicateproportionsofherhandsandfeetnorthebeautyofherbrowneyes。
  Thesewere,justthen,roundandwondering,andfixedalternatelyonthecolonelandthetwowomen。Butlikemanyotherroundandwonderingeyes,theyhadtakeninthefullmeaningofthesituation,withaquicknesstheadultmindisnotapttogivethemcreditfor。Theysawthecompleteanduttersubjugationofthetwosupremeautocratsoftheschool,and,Igrievetosay,theywerefilledwithasecretand“fearfuljoy。“Butthecasualspectatorsawnoneofthis;theroundandwonderingeyes,stillrimmedwithrecentandrecalcitranttears,onlylookedbigandinnocentlyshining。
  Thereliefofthetwowomenwassuddenandunaffected。
  “Oh,hereyouare,dearest,atlast!“saidMissTisheagerly。
  “Thisisyourguardian,ColonelStarbottle。Cometohim,dear!“
  Shetookthehandofthechild,whohungbackwithanoddminglingofshamefacednessandresentmentoftheinterference,whenthevoiceofColonelStarbottle,inthesamedeadlycalmdeliberation,said,