NearlyallthecollateralheirsofoldDoctorMinoretwerenowassembledinthesquare;theimportanceoftheeventwhichbroughtthemwassogenerallyfeltthatevengroupsofpeasants,armedwiththeirscarletumbrellasanddressedinthosebrilliantcolorswhichmakethemsopicturesqueonSundaysandfete-days,stoodby,withtheireyesfixedonthefrightenedheirs。Inalllittletownswhicharemidwaybetweenlargevillagesandcitiesthosewhodonotgotomassstandaboutinthesquareormarket-place。Businessistalkedover。InNemoursthehourofchurchservicewasaweeklyexchange,towhichtheownersofpropertyscatteredoveraradiusofsomemilesresorted。
  “Well,howwouldyouhavepreventedit?“saidthepostmastertoGoupilinreplytohisremark。
  “Ishouldhavemademyselfasimportanttohimastheairhebreathes。
  Butfromtheveryfirstyoufailedtogetholdofhim。Theinheritanceofarichuncleshouldbewatchedascarefullyasaprettywoman——forwantofpropercarethey’llbothescapeyou。IfMadameDioniswerehereshecouldtellyouhowtruethatcomparisonis。“
  “ButMonsieurBongrandhasjusttoldmethereisnothingtoworryabout,“saidMassin。
  “Oh!thereareplentyofwaysofsayingthat!“criedGoupil,laughing。“Iwouldliketohaveheardyourslyjusticeofthepeacesayit。Ifthereisnothingtobedone,ifhe,beingintimatewithyouruncle,knowsthatallislost,theproperthingforhimtosaytoyouis,’Don’tbeworried。’“
  AsGoupilspoke,asatiricalsmileoverspreadhisface,andgavesuchmeaningtohiswordsthattheotherheirsbegantofeelthatMassinhadletBongranddeceivehim。Thetax-collector,afatlittleman,asinsignificantasatax-collectorshouldbe,andasmuchofacipherasacleverwomancouldwish,hereuponannihilatedhisco-heir,Massin,withthewords:——“Didn’tItellyouso?“
  Trickypeoplealwaysattributetrickinesstoothers。MassinthereforelookedaskanceatMonsieurBongrand,thejusticeofthepeace,whowasatthatmomenttalkingnearthedoorofthechurchwiththeMarquisduRouvre,aformerclient。
  “IfIweresureofit!“hesaid。
  “YoucouldneutralizetheprotectionheisnowgivingtotheMarquisduRouvre,whoisthreatenedwitharrest。Don’tyouseehowBongrandissprinklinghimwithadvice?“saidGoupil,slippinganideaofretaliationintoMassin’smind。“Butyouhadbettergoeasywithyourchief;he’sacleveroldfellow;hemightusehisinfluencewithyouruncleandpersuadehimnottoleaveeverythingtothechurch。“
  “Pooh!wesha’n’tdieofit,“saidMinoret-Levrault,openinghisenormoussnuff-box。
  “Youwon’tliveofit,either,“saidGoupil,makingthetwowomentremble。Morequick-wittedthantheirhusbands,theysawtheprivationsthislossofinheritancesolongcountedonformanycomfortswouldbetothem。“However,“addedGoupil,“we’lldrownthislittlegriefinfloodsofchampagneinhonorofDesire!——sha’n’twe,oldfellow?“hecried,tappingthestomachofthegiant,andinvitinghimselftothefeastforfearheshouldbeleftout。
  Beforeproceedingfurther,personsofanexactturnofmindmayliketoreadaspeciesoffamilyinventory,soastounderstandthedegreesofrelationshipwhichconnectedtheoldmanthussuddenlyconvertedtoreligionwiththesethreeheadsoffamiliesortheirwives。Thiscross-breedingoffamiliesintheremoteprovincesmightbemadethesubjectofmanyinstructivereflections。
  TherearebutthreeorfourhousesofthelessernobilityinNemours;
  amongthem,attheperiodofwhichwewrite,thatofthefamilyofPortenduerewasthemostimportant。Theseexclusivesvisitednonebutnobleswhopossessedlandsorchateausintheneighbourhood;ofthelatterwemaymentionthed’Aiglemonts,ownersofthebeautifulestateofSaint-Lange,andtheMarquisduRouvre,whoseproperty,crippledbymortgages,wascloselywatchedbythebourgeoisie。Thenoblesofthetownhadnomoney。MadamedePortenduere’ssolepossessionswereafarmwhichbroughtarentalofforty-sevenhundredfrancs,andhertownhouse。
  InoppositiontothisveryinsignificantFaubourgSt。Germainwasagroupofadozenrichfamilies,thoseofretiredmillers,orformermerchants;inshortaminiaturebourgeoisie;belowwhich,again,livedandmovedtheretailshopkeepers,theproletariesandthepeasantry。
  ThebourgeoisiepresentedlikethatoftheSwisscantonsandofothersmallcountriesthecuriousspectacleoftheramificationsofcertainautochthonousfamilies,old-fashionedandunpolishedperhaps,butwhoruleawholeregionandpervadeit,untilnearlyallitsinhabitantsarecousins。UnderLouisXI。,anepochatwhichthecommonsfirstmaderealnamesoftheirsurnamessomeofwhichareunitedwiththoseoffeudalismthebourgeoisieofNemourswasmadeupofMinorets,Massins,LevraultsandCremieres。UnderLouisXIII。thesefourfamilieshadalreadyproducedtheMassin-Cremieres,theLevrault-
  Massins,theMassin-Minorets,theMinoret-Minorets,theCremiere-
  Levraults,theLevrault-Minoret-Massins,Massin-Levraults,Minoret-
  Massins,Massin-Massins,andCremiere-Massins,——allthesevariedwithjuniorsanddiversifiedwiththenamesofeldestsons,asforinstance,Cremiere-Francois,Levrault-Jacques,Jean-Minoret——enoughtodriveaPereAnselmeofthePeoplefrantic,——ifthepeopleshouldeverwantagenealogist。
  ThevariationsofthisfamilykaleidoscopeoffourbrancheswasnowsocomplicatedbybirthsandmarriagesthatthegenealogicaltreeofthebourgeoisieofNemourswouldhavepuzzledtheBenedictinesoftheAlmanachofGotha,inspiteoftheatomicsciencewithwhichtheyarrangethosezigzagsofGermanalliances。ForalongtimetheMinoretsoccupiedthetanneries,theCremiereskeptthemills,theMassinswereintrade,andtheLevraultscontinuedfarmers。
  Fortunatelyfortheneighbourhoodthesefourstocksthrewoutsuckersinsteadofdependingonlyontheirtap-roots;theyscatteredcuttingsbytheexpatriationofsonswhosoughttheirfortuneelsewhere;forinstance,thereareMinoretswhoarecutlersatMelun;LevraultsatMontargis;MassinsatOrleans;andCremieresofsomeimportanceinParis。Diversarethedestiniesofthesebeesfromtheparenthive。
  RichMassinsemploy,ofcourse,thepoorworkingMassins——justasAustriaandPrussiataketheGermanprincesintotheirservice。ItmayhappenthatapublicofficeismanagedbyaMinoretmillionaireandguardedbyaMinoretsentinel。Fullofthesamebloodandcalledbythesamenameforsolelikeness,thesefourrootshadceaselesslywovenahumannetworkofwhicheachthreadwasdelicateorstrong,fineorcoarse,asthecasemightbe。Thesamebloodwasintheheadandinthefeetandintheheart,intheworkinghands,intheweaklylungs,intheforeheadbigwithgenius。
  Thechiefsoftheclanwerefaithfultothelittletown,wherethetiesoffamilywererelaxedortightenedaccordingtotheeventswhichhappenedunderthiscuriouscognomenism。InwhateverpartofFranceyoumaybe,youwillfindthesamethingunderchangednames,butwithoutthepoeticcharmwhichfeudalismgavetoit,andwhichWalterScott’sgeniusreproducedsofaithfully。Letuslookalittlehigherandexaminehumanityasitappearsinhistory。Allthenoblefamiliesoftheeleventhcentury,mostofthemexcepttheroyalraceofCapet
  extinctto-day,willbefoundtohavecontributedtothebirthoftheRohans,Montmorencys,Beauffremonts,andMortemartsofourtime,——infacttheywillallbefoundinthebloodofthelastgentlemanwhoisindeedagentleman。Inotherwords,everybourgeoisiscousintoabourgeois,andeverynobleiscousintoanoble。Asplendidpageofbiblicalgenealogyshowsthatinonethousandyearsthreefamilies,Shem,Ham,andJaphet,peopledtheglobe。Onefamilymaybecomeanation;unfortunately,anationmaybecomeonefamily。Toprovethisweneedonlysearchbackthroughourancestorsandseetheiraccumulation,whichtimeincreasesintoaretrogradegeometricprogression,whichmultipliesofitself;remindingusofthecalculationofthewisemanwho,beingtoldtochoosearewardfromthekingofPersiaforinventingchess,askedforoneearofwheatforthefirstmoveontheboard,therewardtobedoubledforeachsucceedingmove;whenitwasfoundthatthekingdomwasnotlargeenoughtopayit。Thenet-workofthenobility,hemmedinbythenet-
  workofthebourgeoisie,——theantagonismoftwoprotectedraces,oneprotectedbyfixedinstitutions,theotherbytheactivepatienceoflaborandtheshrewdnessofcommerce,——producedtherevolutionof1789。Thetworacesalmostreunitedareto-dayfacetofacewithcollateralswithoutaheritage。Whataretheytodo?Ourpoliticalfutureisbigwiththeanswer。
  ThefamilyofthemanwhounderLouisXV。wassimplycalledMinoretwassonumerousthatoneofthefivechildrentheMinoretwhoseentranceintotheparishchurchcausedsuchinterestwenttoParistoseekhisfortune,andseldomreturnedtohisnativetown,untilhecametoreceivehisshareoftheinheritanceofhisgrandfather。Aftersufferingmanythings,likeallyoungmenoffirmwillwhostruggleforaplaceinthebrilliantworldofParis,thissonoftheMinoretsreachedanoblerdestinythanhehad,perhaps,dreamedofatthestart。Hedevotedhimself,inthefirstinstance,tomedicine,aprofessionwhichdemandsbothtalentandacheerfulnature,butthelatterqualificationevenmorethantalent。BackedbyDupontdeNemours,connectedbyaluckychancewiththeAbbeMorelletwhomVoltairenicknamedMords-les,andprotectedbytheEncyclopedists,DoctorMinoretattachedhimselfasliegemantothefamousDoctorBordeu,thefriendofDiderot,D’Alembert,Helvetius,theBarond’HolbachandGrimm,inwhosepresencehefelthimselfamereboy。
  Thesemen,influencedbyBordeu’sexample,becameinterestedinMinoret,who,abouttheyear1777,foundhimselfwithaverygoodpracticeamongdeists,encyclopedists,sensualists,materialists,orwhateveryouarepleasedtocalltherichphilosophersofthatperiod。
  ThoughMinoretwasverylittleofahumbug,heinventedthefamousbalmofLelievre,somuchextolledbythe“MercuredeFrance,“theweeklyorganoftheEncyclopedists,inwhosecolumnsitwaspermanentlyadvertised。TheapothecaryLelievre,acleverman,sawastrokeofbusinesswhereMinorethadonlyseenanewpreparationforthedispensary,andheloyallysharedhisprofitswiththedoctor,whowasapupilofRouelleinchemistryaswellasofBordeuinmedicine。
  Lessthanthatwouldmakeamanamaterialist。
  Thedoctormarriedforlovein1778,duringthereignofthe“NouvelleHeloise,“whenpersonsdidoccasionallymarryforthatreason。HiswifewasadaughterofthefamousharpsichordistValentinMirouet,acelebratedmusician,frailanddelicate,whomtheRevolutionslew。
  MinoretknewRobespierreintimately,forhehadoncebeeninstrumentalinawardinghimagoldmedalforadissertationonthefollowingsubject:“Whatistheoriginoftheopinionthatcoversawholefamilywiththeshameattachingtothepublicpunishmentofaguiltymemberofit?Isthatopinionmoreharmfulthanuseful?Ifyes,inwhatwaycantheharmbewardedoff。“TheRoyalAcademyofArtsandSciencesatMetz,towhichMinoretbelonged,mustpossessthisdissertationintheoriginal。Though,thankstothisfriendship,theDoctor’swifeneedhavehadnofear,shewassoindreadofgoingtothescaffoldthatherterrorincreasedadispositiontoheartdiseasecausedbytheover-sensitivenessofhernature。Inspiteofalltheprecautionstakenbythemanwhoidolizedher,UrsulaunfortunatelymetthetumbrilofvictimsamongwhomwasMadameRoland,andtheshockcausedherdeath。Minoret,whointendernesstohiswifehadrefusedhernothing,andhadgivenheralifeofluxury,foundhimselfafterherdeathalmostapoorman。Robespierregavehimanappointmentassurgeon-in-chargeofahospital。