haunter:——“Thereisacorpseinthenextroom,andthere’samadgirlinthenextbutone,andthewomanandmanonthatcamelhavejustelopedfromaplacesixtymilesaway,“thehearerwouldnotdisbelievebecausehewouldknowthatnothingistoowild,grotesque,orhorribletohappeninadak-bungalow。
  Thiscredulity,unfortunately,extendstoghosts。Arationalpersonfreshfromhisownhousewouldhaveturnedonhissideandslept。Ididnot。SosurelyasIwasgivenupasabadcarcassbythescoresofthingsinthebedbecausethebulkofmybloodwasinmyheart,sosurelydidIheareverystrokeofalonggameatbilliardsplayedintheechoingroombehindtheiron-barreddoor。
  Mydominantfearwasthattheplayersmightwantamarker。Itwasanabsurdfear;becausecreatureswhocouldplayinthedarkwouldbeabovesuchsuperfluities。Ionlyknowthatthatwasmyterror;
  anditwasreal。
  Afteralong,longwhilethegamestopped,andthedoorbanged。I
  sleptbecauseIwasdeadtired。OtherwiseIshouldhavepreferredtohavekeptawake。NotforeverythinginAsiawouldIhavedroppedthedoor-barandpeeredintothedarkofthenextroom。
  Whenthemorningcame,IconsideredthatIhaddonewellandwisely,andinquiredforthemeansofdeparture。
  “Bytheway,khansamah,“Isaid,“whatwerethosethreedooliesdoinginmycompoundinthenight?“
  “Therewerenodoolies,“saidthekhansamah。
  Iwentintothenextroomandthedaylightstreamedthroughtheopendoor。Iwasimmenselybrave。Iwould,atthathour,haveplayedBlackPoolwiththeownerofthebigBlackPooldownbelow。
  “Hasthisplacealwaysbeenadak-bungalow?“Iasked。
  “No,“saidthekhansamah。“Tenortwentyyearsago,Ihaveforgottenhowlong,itwasabilliardroom。“
  “Ahowmuch?“
  “AbilliardroomfortheSahibswhobuilttheRailway。IwaskhansamahtheninthebighousewherealltheRailway-Sahibslived,andIusedtocomeacrosswithbrandy-shrab。Thesethreeroomswereallone,andtheyheldabigtableonwhichtheSahibsplayedeveryevening。ButtheSahibsarealldeadnow,andtheRailwayruns,yousay,nearlytoKabul。“
  “DoyourememberanythingabouttheSahibs?“
  “Itislongago,butIrememberthatoneSahib,afatmanandalwaysangry,wasplayinghereonenight,andhesaidtome:——
  ’MangalKhan,brandy-panido,’andIfilledtheglass,andhebentoverthetabletostrike,andhisheadfelllowerandlowertillithitthetable,andhisspectaclescameoff,andwhenwe——theSahibsandImyself——rantolifthimhewasdead。Ihelpedtocarryhimout。Aha,hewasastrongSahib!ButheisdeadandI,oldMangalKhan,amstillliving,byyourfavor。“
  Thatwasmorethanenough!Ihadmyghost——afirsthand,authenticatedarticle。IwouldwritetotheSocietyforPsychicalResearch——IwouldparalyzetheEmpirewiththenews!ButIwould,firstofall,puteightymilesofassessedcroplandbetweenmyselfandthatdak-bungalowbeforenightfall。TheSocietymightsendtheirregularagenttoinvestigatelateron。
  Iwentintomyownroomandpreparedtopackafternotingdownthefactsofthecase。AsIsmokedIheardthegamebeginagain,——withamissinbalkthistime,forthewhirwasashortone。
  ThedoorwasopenandIcouldseeintotheroom。Click——c1ick!
  Thatwasacannon。Ienteredtheroomwithoutfear,fortherewassunlightwithinandafreshbreezewithout。Theunseengamewasgoingonatatremendousrate。Andwellitmight,whenarestlesslittleratwasrunningtoandfroinsidethedingyceiling-cloth,andapieceofloosewindow-sashwasmakingfiftybreaksoffthewindow-boltasitshookinthebreeze!
  Impossibletomistakethesoundofbilliardballs!Impossibletomistakethewhirofaballovertheslate!ButIwastobeexcused。EvenwhenIshutmyenlightenedeyesthesoundwasmarvelouslylikethatofafastgame。
  Enteredangrilythefaithfulpartnerofmysorrows,KadirBaksh。
  “Thisbungalowisverybadandlow-caste!NowonderthePresencewasdisturbedandisspeckled。Threesetsofdoolie-bearerscametothebungalowlatelastnightwhenIwassleepingoutside,andsaidthatitwastheircustomtorestintheroomssetapartfortheEnglishpeople!Whathonorhasthekhansamah?Theytriedtoenter,butItoldthemtogo。Nowonder,iftheseOoriashavebeenhere,thatthePresenceissorelyspotted。Itisshame,andtheworkofadirtyman!“
  KadirBakshdidnotsaythathehadtakenfromeachgangtwoannasforrentinadvance,andthen,beyondmyearshot,hadbeatenthemwiththebiggreenumbrellawhoseuseIcouldneverbeforedivine。
  ButKadirBakshhasnonotionsofmorality。
  Therewasaninterviewwiththekhansamah,butashepromptlylosthishead,wrathgaveplacetopity,andpityledtoalongconversation,inthecourseofwhichheputthefatEngineer-
  Sahib’stragicdeathinthreeseparatestations——twoofthemfiftymilesaway。ThethirdshiftwastoCalcutta,andtheretheSahibdiedwhiledrivingadogcart。
  IfIhadencouragedhimthekhansamahwouldhavewanderedallthroughBengalwithhiscorpse。
  IdidnotgoawayassoonasIintended。Istayedforthenight,whilethewindandtheratandthesashandthewindow-boltplayedading-dong“hundredandfiftyup。“Thenthewindranoutandthebilliardsstopped,andIfeltthatIhadruinedmyonegenuine,hall-markedghoststory。
  HadIonlystoppedatthepropertime,IcouldhavemadeANYTHING
  outofit。
  Thatwasthebitterestthoughtofall!
  TheSendingofDanaDaWhentheDevilridesonyourchest,rememberthechamar——
  NativeProverb。
  OnceuponatimesomepeopleinIndiamadeanewheavenandanewearthoutofbrokenteacups,amissingbroochortwo,andahairbrush。Thesewerehiddenunderbushes,orstuffedintoholesinthehillside,andanentirecivilserviceofsubordinategodsusedtofindormendthemagain;andeveryonesaid:“Therearemorethingsinheavenandearththanaredreamedofinourphilosophy。“
  Severalotherthingshappenedalso,butthereligionneverseemedtogetmuchbeyonditsfirstmanifestations;thoughitaddedanair-linepostaldak,andorchestraleffectsinordertokeepabreastofthetimes,andstalloffcompetition。
  Thisreligionwastooelasticforordinaryuse。Itstretcheditselfandembracedpiecesofeverythingthatmedicinemenofallageshavemanufactured。ItapprovedandstolefromFreemasonry;
  lootedtheLatter-dayRosicruciansofhalftheirpetwords;tookanyfragmentsofEgyptianphilosophythatitfoundintheEncyclopaediaBritannica;annexedasmanyoftheVedasashadbeentranslatedintoFrenchorEnglish,andtalkedofalltherest;
  builtintheGermanversionsofwhatisleftoftheZendAvesta;
  encouragedwhite,gray,andblackmagic,includingSpiritualism,palmistry,fortune-tellingbycards,hotchestnuts,double-kernelednutsandtallowdroppings;wouldhaveadoptedVoodooandOboehaditknownanythingaboutthem,andshoweditself,ineveryway,oneofthemostaccommodatingarrangementsthathadeverbeeninventedsincethebirthofthesea。
  Whenitwasinthoroughworkingorder,withallthemachinerydowntothesubscriptionscomplete,DanaDacamefromnowhere,withnothinginhishands,andwroteachapterinitshistorywhichhashithertobeenunpublished。HesaidthathisfirstnamewasDana,andhissecondwasDa。Now,settingasideDanaoftheNewYorkSun,DanaisaBhilname,andDafitsnonativeofIndiaunlessyouaccepttheBengaliDeastheoriginalspelling。DaisLaporFinnish;andDanaDawasneitherFinn,Chin,Bhil,Bengali,Lap,Nair,Gond,Romaney,Magh,Bokhariot,Kurd,Armenian,Levantine,Jew,Persian,Punjabi,Madrasi,Parsee,noranythingelseknowntoethnologists。HewassimplyDanaDa,anddeclinedtogivefurtherinformation。Forthesakeofbrevity,andasroughlyindicatinghisorigin,hewascalled“TheNative。“HemighthavebeentheoriginalOldManoftheMountains,whoissaidtobetheonlyauthorizedheadoftheTeacupCreed。Some,peoplesaidthathewas;butDanaDausedtosmileanddenyanyconnectionwiththecult;explainingthathewasan“independentexperimenter。“
  AsIhavesaid,hecamefromnowhere,withhishandsbehindhisback,andstudiedthecreedforthreeweeks;sittingatthefeetofthosebestcompetenttoexplainitsmysteries。Thenhelaughedaloudandwentaway,butthelaughmighthavebeeneitherofdevotionorderision。
  Whenhereturnedhewaswithoutmoney,buthispridewasunabated。
  Hedeclaredthatheknewmoreaboutthethingsinheavenandearththanthosewhotaughthim,andforthiscontumacywasabandonedaltogether。
  HisnextappearanceinpubliclifewasatabigcantonmentinUpperIndia,andhewasthentellingfortuneswiththehelpofthreeleadendice,averydirtyoldcloth,andalittletinboxofopiumpills。Hetoldbetterfortuneswhenhewasallowedhalfabottleofwhisky;butthethingswhichheinventedontheopiumwerequiteworththemoney。Hewasinreducedcircumstances。Amongotherpeople’shetoldthefortuneofanEnglishmanwhohadoncebeeninterestedintheSimlacreed,butwho,lateron,hadmarriedandforgottenallhisoldknowledgeinthestudyofbabiesandExchange。TheEnglishmanallowedDanaDatotellafortuneforcharity’ssake,andgavehimfiverupees,adinner,andsomeoldclothes。Whenhehadeaten,DanaDaprofessedgratitude,andaskediftherewereanythinghecoulddoforhishost——intheesotericline。
  “Isthereanyonethatyoulove?“saidDanaDa。TheEnglishmanlovedhiswife,buthadnodesiretodraghernameintotheconversation。Hethereforeshookhishead。