“Well,Ifollowedyoutothedoor,andsomadesurethatIwasreallyanobjectofinteresttothecelebratedMr。SherlockHolmes。
  ThenI,ratherimprudently,wishedyougoodnight,andstartedfortheTempletoseemyhusband。
  “Weboththoughtthebestresourcewasflightwhenpursuedbysoformidableanantagonist;soyouwillfindthenestemptywhenyoucallto-morrow。Astothephotograph,yourclientmayrestinpeace。Iloveandamlovedbyabettermanthanhe。Thekingmaydowhathewillwithouthindrancefromonewhomhehascruellywronged。Ikeepitonlytosafeguardmyself,andpreserveaweaponwhichwillalwayssecuremefromanystepswhichhemighttakeinthefuture。Ileaveaphotographwhichhemightcaretopossess;
  andIremain,dearMr。SherlockHolmes,verytrulyyours,“IRENENORTON,neeADLER。“
  “Whatawoman——oh,whatawoman!“criedtheKingofBohemia,whenwehadallthreereadthisepistle。“DidInottellyouhowquickandresoluteshewas?Wouldshenothavemadeanadmirablequeen?
  Isitnotapitythatshewasnotonmylevel?“
  “FromwhatIhaveseenofthelady,sheseemsindeedtobeonaverydifferentleveltoyourmajesty,“saidHolmescoldly。“IamsorrythatIhavenotbeenabletobringyourmajesty’sbusinesstoamoresuccessfulconclusion。“
  “Onthecontrary,mydearsir,“criedtheking,“nothingcouldbemoresuccessful。Iknowthatherwordisinviolate。Thephotographisnowassafeasifitwereinthefire。“
  “Iamgladtohearyourmajestysayso。“
  “Iamimmenselyindebtedtoyou。PraytellmeinwhatwayIcanrewardyou。Thisring——“Heslippedanemeraldsnakeringfromhisfinger,andhelditoutuponthepalmofhishand。
  “YourmajestyhassomethingwhichIshouldvalueevenmorehighly,“
  saidHolmes。
  “Youhavebuttonameit。“
  “Thisphotograph!“
  Thekingstaredathiminamazement。
  “Irene’sphotograph!“hecried。“Certainly,ifyouwishit。“
  “Ithankyourmajesty。Thenthereisnomoretobedoneinthematter。Ihavethehonortowishyouaverygoodmorning。“Hebowed,andturningawaywithoutobservingthehandwhichthekinghadstretchedouttohim,hesetoffinmycompanyforhischambers。
  AndthatwashowagreatscandalthreatenedtoaffectthekingdomofBohemia,andhowthebestplansofMr。SherlockHolmeswerebeatenbyawoman’swit。Heusedtomakemerryovertheclevernessofwomen,butIhavenotheardhimdoitoflate。AndwhenhespeaksofIreneAdler,orwhenhereferstoherphotograph,itisalwaysunderthehonorabletitleofTHEwoman。
  TheRed-HeadedLeagueIhadcalleduponmyfriend,Mr。SherlockHolmes,onedayintheautumnoflastyear,andfoundhimindeepconversationwithaverystout,florid-facedelderlygentleman,withfieryredhair。Withanapologyformyintrusion,Iwasabouttowithdraw,whenHolmespulledmeabruptlyintotheroomandclosedthedoorbehindme。
  “Youcouldnotpossiblyhavecomeatabettertime,mydearWatson,“hesaid,cordially。
  “Iwasafraidthatyouwereengaged。“
  “SoIam。Verymuchso。“
  “ThenIcanwaitinthenextroom。“
  “Notatall。Thisgentleman,Mr。Wilson,hasbeenmypartnerandhelperinmanyofmymostsuccessfulcases,andIhavenodoubtthathewillbeoftheutmostusetomeinyoursalso。“
  Thestoutgentlemanhalfrosefromhischairandgaveabobofgreeting,withaquicklittlequestioningglancefromhissmall,fat-encircledeyes。
  “Trythesettee,“saidHolmes,relapsingintohisarmchair,andputtinghisfingertipstogether,aswashiscustomwheninjudicialmoods。“Iknow,mydearWatson,thatyousharemyloveofallthatisbizarreandoutsidetheconventionsandhumdrumroutineofeverydaylife。Youhaveshownyourrelishforitbytheenthusiasmwhichhaspromptedyoutochronicle,and,ifyouwillexcusemysayingso,somewhattoembellishsomanyofmyownlittleadventures。“
  “Yourcaseshaveindeedbeenofthegreatestinteresttome,“I
  observed。
  “YouwillrememberthatIremarkedtheotherday,justbeforewewentintotheverysimpleproblempresentedbyMissMarySutherland,thatforstrangeeffectsandextraordinarycombinationswemustgotolifeitself,whichisalwaysfarmoredaringthananyeffortoftheimagination。“
  “ApropositionwhichItookthelibertyofdoubting。“
  “Youdid,doctor,butnonethelessyoumustcomeroundtomyview,forotherwiseIshallkeeponpilingfactuponfactonyou,untilyourreasonbreaksdownunderthemandacknowledgemetoberight。
  Now,Mr。JabezWilsonherehasbeengoodenoughtocalluponmethismorning,andtobeginanarrativewhichpromisestobeoneofthemostsingularwhichIhavelistenedtoforsometime。Youhaveheardmeremarkthatthestrangestandmostuniquethingsareveryoftenconnectednotwiththelargerbutwiththesmallercrimes,andoccasionally,indeed,wherethereisroomfordoubtwhetheranypositivecrimehasbeencommitted。AsfarasIhaveheard,itisimpossibleformetosaywhetherthepresentcaseisaninstanceofcrimeornot,butthecourseofeventsiscertainlyamongthemostsingularthatIhaveeverlistenedto。Perhaps,Mr。Wilson,youwouldhavethegreatkindnesstorecommenceyournarrative。Iaskyou,notmerelybecausemyfriend,Dr。Watson,hasnotheardtheopeningpart,butalsobecausethepeculiarnatureofthestorymakesmeanxioustohaveeverypossibledetailfromyourlips。Asarule,whenIhaveheardsomeslightindicationofthecourseofeventsIamabletoguidemyselfbythethousandsofothersimilarcaseswhichoccurtomymemory。InthepresentinstanceIamforcedtoadmitthatthefactsare,tothebestofmybelief,unique。“
  Theportlyclientpuffedouthischestwithanappearanceofsomelittlepride,andpulledadirtyandwrinklednewspaperfromtheinsidepocketofhisgreatcoat。Asheglanceddowntheadvertisementcolumn,withhisheadthrustforward,andthepaperflattenedoutuponhisknee,Itookagoodlookattheman,andendeavored,afterthefashionofmycompanion,toreadtheindicationswhichmightbepresentedbyhisdressorappearance。
  Ididnotgainverymuch,however,bymyinspection。OurvisitorboreeverymarkofbeinganaveragecommonplaceBritishtradesman,obese,pompous,andslow。Heworeratherbaggygrayshepherd’schecktrousers,anotover-cleanblackfrockcoat,unbuttonedinthefront,andadrabwaistcoatwithaheavybrassyAlbertchain,andasquarepiercedbitofmetaldanglingdownasanornament。A
  frayedtophatandafadedbrownovercoatwithawrinkledvelvetcollarlayuponachairbesidehim。Altogether,lookasIwould,therewasnothingremarkableaboutthemansavehisblazingredheadandtheexpressionofextremechagrinanddiscontentuponhisfeatures。
  SherlockHolmes’squickeyetookinmyoccupation,andheshookhisheadwithasmileashenoticedmyquestioningglances。“Beyondtheobviousfactsthathehasatsometimedonemanuallabor,thathetakessnuff,thatheisaFreemason,thathehasbeeninChina,andthathehasdoneaconsiderableamountofwritinglately,Icandeducenothingelse。“
  Mr。JabezWilsonstartedupinhischair,withhisforefingeruponthepaper,buthiseyesuponmycompanion。
  How,inthenameofgoodfortune,didyouknowallthat,Mr。
  Holmes?“heasked。“Howdidyouknow,forexample,thatIdidmanuallabor?It’sastrueasgospel,forIbeganasaship’scarpenter。“
  “Yourhands,mydearsir。Yourrighthandisquiteasizelargerthanyourleft。Youhaveworkedwithitandthemusclesaremoredeveloped。“
  “Well,thesnuff,then,andtheFreemasonry?“
  “Iwon’tinsultyourintelligencebytellingyouhowIreadthat,especiallyas,ratheragainstthestrictrulesofyourorder,youuseanarcandcompassbreastpin。“
  “Ah,ofcourse,Iforgotthat。Butthewriting?“
  “Whatelsecanbeindicatedbythatrightcuffsoveryshinyforfiveinches,andtheleftonewiththesmoothpatchneartheelbowwhereyourestituponthedesk。“
  “Well,butChina?“
  “ThefishwhichyouhavetattooedimmediatelyaboveyourwristcouldonlyhavebeendoneinChina。Ihavemadeasmallstudyoftattoomarks,andhaveevencontributedtotheliteratureofthesubject。Thattrickofstainingthefishes’scalesofadelicatepinkisquitepeculiartoChina。When,inaddition,IseeaChinesecoinhangingfromyourwatchchain,thematterbecomesevenmoresimple。“
  Mr。JabezWilsonlaughedheavily。“Well,Inever!“saidhe。“I
  thoughtatfirstthatyouhaddonesomethingclever,butIseethattherewasnothinginitafterall。“
  “Ibegintothink,Watson,“saidHolmes,“thatImakeamistakeinexplaining。’Omneignotompromagnifico,’youknow,andmypoorlittlereputation,suchasitis,willsuffershipwreckifIamsocandid。Canyounotfindtheadvertisement,Mr。Wilson?“
  “Yes,Ihavegotitnow,“heanswered,withhisthick,redfingerplantedhalfwaydownthecolumn。“Hereitis。Thisiswhatbeganitall。Youjustreaditforyourself,sir。“
  Itookthepaperfromhimandreadasfollows:
  “TOTHERED-HEADEDLEAGUE:OnaccountofthebequestofthelateEzekiahHopkins,ofLebanon,Pa。,U。S。A。,thereisnowanothervacancyopenwhichentitlesamemberoftheLeaguetoasalaryoffourpoundsaweekforpurelynominalservices。Allred-headedmenwhoaresoundinbodyandmindandabovetheageoftwenty-oneyearsareeligible。ApplyinpersononMonday,ateleveno’clock,toDuncanRoss,attheofficesoftheLeague,7Pope’sCourt,FleetStreet。“
  “Whatonearthdoesthismean?“Iejaculated,afterIhadtwicereadovertheextraordinaryannouncement。
  Holmeschuckledandwriggledinhischair,aswashishabitwheninhighspirits。“Itisalittleoffthebeatentrack,isn’tit?“
  saidhe。“Andnow,Mr。Wilson,offyougoatscratch,andtellusallaboutyourself,yourhousehold,andtheeffectwhichthisadvertisementhaduponyourfortunes。Youwillfirstmakeanote,doctor,ofthepaperandthedate。“
  “ItisTheMorningChronicleofApril27,1890。Justtwomonthsago。“
  “Verygood。Now,Mr。Wilson。“
  “Well,itisjustasIhavebeentellingyou,Mr。SherlockHolmes,“
  saidJabezWilson,moppinghisforehead,“Ihaveasmallpawnbroker’sbusinessatSaxe-CoburgSquare,neartheCity。It’snotaverylargeaffair,andoflateyearsithasnotdonemorethanjustgivemealiving。Iusedtobeabletokeeptwoassistants,butnowIonlykeepone;andIwouldhaveajobtopayhimbutthatheiswillingtocomeforhalfwages,soastolearnthebusiness。“
  “Whatisthenameofthisobligingyouth?“askedSherlockHolmes。
  “HisnameisVincentSpaulding,andhe’snotsuchayoutheither。
  It’shardtosayhisage。Ishouldnotwishasmarterassistant,Mr。Holmes;andIknowverywellthathecouldbetterhimself,andearntwicewhatIamabletogivehim。But,afterall,ifheissatisfied,whyshouldIputideasinhishead?“
  “Why,indeed?Youseemmostfortunateinhavinganemployeewhocomesunderthefullmarketprice。Itisnotacommonexperienceamongemployersinthisage。Idon’tknowthatyourassistantisnotasremarkableasyouradvertisement。“
  “Oh,hehashisfaults,too,“saidMr。Wilson。“Neverwassuchafellowforphotography。Snappingawaywithacamerawhenheoughttobeimprovinghismind,andthendivingdownintothecellarlikearabbitintoitsholetodevelophispictures。Thatishismainfault;but,onthewhole,he’sagoodworker。There’snoviceinhim。“
  “Heisstillwithyou,Ipresume?“
  “Yes,sir。Heandagirloffourteen,whodoesabitofsimplecooking,andkeepstheplaceclean——that’sallIhaveinthehouse,forIamawidower,andneverhadanyfamily。Weliveveryquietly,sir,thethreeofus;andwekeeparoofoverourheads,andpayourdebts,ifwedonothingmore。
  “Thefirstthingthatputusoutwasthatadvertisement。
  Spaulding,hecamedownintotheofficejustthisdayeightweeks,withthisverypaperinhishand,andhesays:
  “’IwishtotheLord,Mr。Wilson,thatIwasaredheadedman。’
  “’Whythat?’Iasks。
  “’Why,’sayshe,’here’sanothervacancyontheLeagueoftheRed-
  headedMen。It’sworthquitealittlefortunetoanymanwhogetsit,andIunderstandthattherearemorevacanciesthantherearemen,sothatthetrusteesareattheirwits’endwhattodowiththemoney。Ifmyhairwouldonlychangecolorhere’sanicelittlecriballreadyformetostepinto。’
  “’Why,whatisit,then?’Iasked。Yousee,Mr。Holmes,Iamaverystay-at-homeman,and,asmybusinesscametomeinsteadofmyhavingtogotoit,Iwasoftenweeksonendwithoutputtingmyfootoverthedoormat。InthatwayIdidn’tknowmuchofwhatwasgoingonoutside,andIwasalwaysgladofabitofnews。