calledFarleighHall——towardthecloseofthehuntingseason。
OnthedayofwhichIamnowwriting——destinedtobeamemorabledayinourcalendar——thehoundsmeetatFarleighHall。Mrs。
FairbankandIaremountedontwoofthebesthorsesinmyfriend’sstables。Wearequiteunworthyofthatdistinction;forweknownothingandcarenothingabouthunting。Ontheotherhand,wedelightinriding,andweenjoythebreezySpringmorningandthefairandfertileEnglishlandscapesurroundingusoneveryside。
Whilethehuntprospers,wefollowthehunt。Butwhenacheckoccurs——whentimepassesandpatienceissorelytried;whenthebewildereddogsrunhitherandthither,andstronglanguagefallsfromthelipsofexasperatedsportsmen——wefailtotakeanyfurtherinterestintheproceedings。Weturnourhorses’headsinthedirectionofagrassylane,delightfullyshadedbytrees。Wetrotmerrilyalongthelane,andfindourselvesonanopencommon。Wegallopacrossthecommon,andfollowthewindingsofasecondlane。
Wecrossabrook,wepassthroughavillage,weemergeintopastoralsolitudeamongthehills。Thehorsestosstheirheads,andneightoeachother,andenjoyitasmuchaswedo。Thehuntisforgotten。Weareashappyasacoupleofchildren;weareactuallysingingaFrenchsong——wheninonemomentourmerrimentcomestoanend。Mywife’shorsesetsoneofhisforefeetonaloosestone,andstumbles。Hisrider’sreadyhandsaveshimfromfalling。But,atthefirstattempthemakestogoon,thesadtruthshowsitself——atendonisstrained;thehorseislame。
Whatistobedone?Wearestrangersinalonelypartofthecountry。Lookwherewemay,weseenosignsofahumanhabitation。
Thereisnothingforitbuttotakethebridleroadupthehill,andtrywhatwecandiscoverontheotherside。Itransferthesaddles,andmountmywifeonmyownhorse。Heisnotusedtocarryalady;hemissesthefamiliarpressureofaman’slegsoneithersideofhim;hefidgets,andstarts,andkicksupthedust。
Ifollowonfoot,atarespectfuldistancefromhisheels,leadingthelamehorse。Isthereamoremiserableobjectonthefaceofcreationthanalamehorse?Ihaveseenlamemenandlamedogswhowerecheerfulcreatures;butIneveryetsawalamehorsewhodidn’tlookheartbrokenoverhisownmisfortune。
Forhalfanhourmywifecapersandcurvetssidewaysalongthebridleroad。Itrudgeonbehindher;andtheheartbrokenhorsehaltsbehindme。Hardbythetopofthehill,ourmelancholyprocessionpassesaSomersetshirepeasantatworkinafield。I
summonthemantoapproachus;andthemanlooksatmestolidly,fromthemiddleofthefield,withoutstirringastep。IaskatthetopofmyvoicehowfaritistoFarleighHall。TheSomersetshirepeasantanswersatthetopofHISvoice:
“Vourteenmile。Gi’oiadrapo’zyder。“
Itranslateformywife’sbenefitfromtheSomersetshirelanguageintotheEnglishlanguage。WearefourteenmilesfromFarleighHall;andourfriendinthefielddesirestoberewarded,forgivingusthatinformation,withadropofcider。Thereisthepeasant,paintedbyhimself!Quiteabitofcharacter,mydear!
Quiteabitofcharacter!
Mrs。Fairbankdoesn’tviewthestudyofagriculturalhumannaturewithmyrelish。Herfidgetyhorsewillnotallowheramoment’srepose;sheisbeginningtolosehertemper。
“Wecan’tgofourteenmilesinthisway,“shesays。“Whereisthenearestinn?Askthatbruteinthefield!“
Itakeashillingfrommypocketandholditupinthesun。Theshillingexercisesmagneticvirtues。Theshillingdrawsthepeasantslowlytowardmefromthemiddleofthefield。IinformhimthatwewanttoputupthehorsesandtohireacarriagetotakeusbacktoFarleighHall。Wherecanwedothat?Thepeasantanswerswithhiseyeontheshilling:
“AtOonderbridge,tobezure。“AtUnderbridge,tobesure。
“IsitfartoUnderbridge?“
Thepeasantrepeats,“VartoOonderbridge?“——andlaughsatthequestion。“Hoo-hoo-hoo!“Underbridgeisevidentlycloseby——ifwecouldonlyfindit。“Willyoushowustheway,myman?““Willyougi’oiadrapofzyder?“Icourteouslybendmyhead,andpointtotheshilling。Theagriculturalintelligenceexertsitself。Thepeasantjoinsourmelancholyprocession。Mywifeisafinewoman,butheneveroncelooksatmywife——and,moreextraordinarystill,heneverevenlooksatthehorses。Hiseyesarewithhismind——andhismindisontheshilling。
Wereachthetopofthehill——and,beholdontheotherside,nestlinginavalley,theshrineofourpilgrimage,thetownofUnderbridge!Hereourguideclaimshisshilling,andleavesustofindouttheinnforourselves。Iamconstitutionallyapoliteman。Isay“Goodmorning“atparting。Theguidelooksatmewiththeshillingbetweenhisteethtomakesurethatitisagoodone。
“Marnin!“hesayssavagely——andturnshisbackonus,asifwehadoffendedhim。Acuriousproduct,this,ofthegrowthofcivilization。IfIdidn’tseeachurchspireatUnderbridge,I
mightsupposethatwehadlostourselvesonasavageisland。
II
Arrivingatthetown,wehadnodifficultyinfindingtheinn。Thetowniscomposedofonedesolatestreet;andmidwayinthatstreetstandstheinn——anancientstonebuildingsadlyoutofrepair。Thepaintingonthesign-boardisobliterated。Theshuttersoverthelongrangeoffrontwindowsareallclosed。Acockandhishensaretheonlylivingcreaturesatthedoor。Plainly,thisisoneoftheoldinnsofthestage-coachperiod,ruinedbytherailway。Wepassthroughtheopenarcheddoorway,andfindnoonetowelcomeus。Weadvanceintothestableyardbehind;Iassistmywifetodismount——andthereweareinthepositionalreadydisclosedtoviewattheopeningofthisnarrative。Nobelltoring。NohumancreaturetoanswerwhenIcall。Istandhelpless,withthebridlesofthehorsesinmyhand。Mrs。Fairbanksauntersgracefullydownthelengthoftheyardanddoes——whatallwomendo,whentheyfindthemselvesinastrangeplace。Sheopenseverydoorasshepassesit,andpeepsin。Onmyside,Ihavejustrecoveredmybreath,I
amonthepointofshoutingforthehostlerforthethirdandlasttime,whenIhearMrs。Fairbanksuddenlycalltome:
“Percy!comehere!“
Hervoiceiseagerandagitated。Shehasopenedalastdoorattheendoftheyard,andhasstartedbackfromsomesightwhichhassuddenlymetherview。Ihitchthehorses’bridlesonarustynailinthewallnearme,andjoinmywife。Shehasturnedpale,andcatchesmenervouslybythearm。
“Goodheavens!“shecries;“lookatthat!“
Ilook——andwhatdoIsee?Iseeadingylittlestable,containingtwostalls。Inonestallahorseismunchinghiscorn。Intheotheramanislyingasleeponthelitter。
Aworn,withered,woebegonemaninahostler’sdress。Hishollowwrinkledcheeks,hisscantygrizzledhair,hisdryyellowskin,telltheirowntaleofpastsorroworsuffering。Thereisanominousfrownonhiseyebrows——thereisapainfulnervouscontractiononthesideofhismouth。IhearhimbreathingconvulsivelywhenIfirstlookin;heshuddersandsighsinhissleep。Itisnotapleasantsighttosee,andIturnroundinstinctivelytothebrightsunlightintheyard。Mywifeturnsmebackagaininthedirectionofthestabledoor。
“Wait!“shesays。“Wait!hemaydoitagain。“
“Dowhatagain?“
“Hewastalkinginhissleep,Percy,whenIfirstlookedin。Hewasdreamingsomedreadfuldream。Hush!he’sbeginningagain。“
Ilookandlisten。Themanstirsonhismiserablebed。Themanspeaksinaquick,fiercewhisperthroughhisclinchedteeth。
“Wakeup!Wakeup,there!Murder!“
Thereisanintervalofsilence。Hemovesoneleanarmslowlyuntilitrestsoverhisthroat;heshudders,andturnsonhisstraw;heraiseshisarmfromhisthroat,andfeeblystretchesitout;hishandclutchesatthestrawonthesidetowardwhichhehasturned;heseemstofancythatheisgraspingattheedgeofsomething。Iseehislipsbegintomoveagain;Istepsoftlyintothestable;mywifefollowsme,withherhandfastclaspedinmine。
Webothbendoverhim。Heistalkingoncemoreinhissleep——
strangetalk,madtalk,thistime。
“Lightgrayeyes“wehearhimsay,“andadroopinthelefteyelid——flaxenhair,withagold-yellowstreakinit——allright,mother!fair,whitearmswithadownonthem——little,lady’shand,withareddishlookroundthefingernails——theknife——thecursedknife——firstononeside,thenontheother——aha,youshe-devil!
whereistheknife?“
Hestopsandgrowsrestlessonasudden。Weseehimwrithingonthestraw。Hethrowsupbothhishandsandgaspshystericallyforbreath。Hiseyesopensuddenly。Foramomenttheylookatnothing,withavacantglitterinthem——thentheycloseagainindeepersleep。Ishedreamingstill?Yes;butthedreamseemstohavetakenanewcourse。Whenhespeaksnext,thetoneisaltered;
thewordsarefew——sadlyandimploringlyrepeatedoverandoveragain。“Sayyouloveme!IamsofondofYOU。Sayyouloveme!
sayyouloveme!“Hesinksintodeeperanddeepersleep,faintlyrepeatingthosewords。Theydieawayonhislips。Hespeaksnomore。
BythistimeMrs。Fairbankhasgotoverherterror;sheisdevouredbycuriositynow。Themiserablecreatureonthestrawhasappealedtotheimaginativesideofhercharacter。Herillimitableappetiteforromancehungersandthirstsformore。Sheshakesmeimpatientlybythearm。
“Doyouhear?Thereisawomanatthebottomofit,Percy!Thereisloveandmurderinit,Percy!Wherearethepeopleoftheinn?
Gointotheyard,andcalltothemagain。“
Mywifebelongs,onhermother’sside,totheSouthofFrance。TheSouthofFrancebreedsfinewomenwithhottempers。Isaynomore。
Marriedmenwillunderstandmyposition。Singlemenmayneedtobetoldthatthereareoccasionswhenwemustnotonlyloveandhonor——
wemustalsoobey——ourwives。
IturntothedoortoobeyMYwife,andfindmyselfconfrontedbyastrangerwhohasstolenonusunawares。Thestrangerisatiny,sleepy,rosyoldman,withavacantpudding-face,andashiningbaldhead。Hewearsdrabbreechesandgaiters,andarespectablesquare-tailedancientblackcoat。Ifeelinstinctivelythathereisthelandlordoftheinn。
“Goodmorning,sir,“saystherosyoldman。“I’malittlehardofhearing。Wasityouthatwasa-callingjustnowintheyard?“
BeforeIcananswer,mywifeinterposes。Sheinsistsinashrillvoice,adaptedtoourhost’shardnessofhearingonknowingwhothatunfortunatepersonissleepingonthestraw。“Wheredoeshecomefrom?Whydoeshesaysuchdreadfulthingsinhissleep?Ishemarriedorsingle?Didheeverfallinlovewithamurderess?
Whatsortofalookingwomanwasshe?Didshereallystabhimornot?Inshort,dearMr。Landlord,tellusthewholestory!“
DearMr。LandlordwaitsdrowsilyuntilMrs。Fairbankhasquitedone——thendelivershimselfofhisreplyasfollows:
“Hisname’sFrancisRaven。He’sanIndependentMethodist。Hewasforty-fiveyearoldlastbirthday。Andhe’smyhostler。That’shisstory。“
Mywife’shotsoutherntemperfindsitswaytoherfoot,andexpressesitselfbyastamponthestableyard。
Thelandlordturnshimselfsleepilyround,andlooksatthehorses。
“Afinepairofhorses,themtwointheyard。Doyouwanttoput’eminmystables?“Ireplyintheaffirmativebyanod。Thelandlord,bentonmakinghimselfagreeabletomywife,addressesheroncemore。“I’ma-goingtowakeFrancisRaven。He’sanIndependentMethodist。Hewasforty-fiveyearoldlastbirthday。
Andhe’smyhostler。That’shisstory。“
Havingissuedthissecondeditionofhisinterestingnarrative,thelandlordentersthestable。WefollowhimtoseehowhewillwakeFrancisRaven,andwhatwillhappenuponthat。Thestablebroomstandsinacorner;thelandlordtakesit——advancestowardthesleepinghostler——andcoollystirsthemanupwithabroomasifhewasawildbeastinacage。FrancisRavenstartstohisfeetwithacryofterror——looksatuswildly,withahorridglareofsuspicioninhiseyes——recovershimselfthenextmoment——andsuddenlychangesintoadecent,quiet,respectableserving-man。
“Ibegyourpardon,ma’am。Ibegyourpardon,sir。“
Thetoneandmannerinwhichhemakeshisapologiesarebothabovehisapparentstationinlife。IbegintocatchtheinfectionofMrs。Fairbank’sinterestinthisman。Webothfollowhimoutintotheyardtoseewhathewilldowiththehorses。Themannerinwhichheliftstheinjuredlegofthelamehorsetellsmeatoncethatheunderstandshisbusiness。Quicklyandquietly,heleadstheanimalintoanemptystable;quicklyandquietly,hegetsabucketofhotwater,andputsthelamehorse’slegintoit。“Thewarmwaterwillreducetheswelling,sir。Iwillbandagethelegafterwards。“Allthathedoesisdoneintelligently;allthathesays,hesaystothepurpose。
Nothingwild,nothingstrangeabouthimnow。Isthisthesamemanwhomweheardtalkinginhissleep?——thesamemanwhowokewiththatcryofterrorandthathorridsuspicioninhiseyes?I
determinetotryhimwithoneortwoquestions。