calledFarleighHall——towardthecloseofthehuntingseason。
  OnthedayofwhichIamnowwriting——destinedtobeamemorabledayinourcalendar——thehoundsmeetatFarleighHall。Mrs。
  FairbankandIaremountedontwoofthebesthorsesinmyfriend’sstables。Wearequiteunworthyofthatdistinction;forweknownothingandcarenothingabouthunting。Ontheotherhand,wedelightinriding,andweenjoythebreezySpringmorningandthefairandfertileEnglishlandscapesurroundingusoneveryside。
  Whilethehuntprospers,wefollowthehunt。Butwhenacheckoccurs——whentimepassesandpatienceissorelytried;whenthebewildereddogsrunhitherandthither,andstronglanguagefallsfromthelipsofexasperatedsportsmen——wefailtotakeanyfurtherinterestintheproceedings。Weturnourhorses’headsinthedirectionofagrassylane,delightfullyshadedbytrees。Wetrotmerrilyalongthelane,andfindourselvesonanopencommon。Wegallopacrossthecommon,andfollowthewindingsofasecondlane。
  Wecrossabrook,wepassthroughavillage,weemergeintopastoralsolitudeamongthehills。Thehorsestosstheirheads,andneightoeachother,andenjoyitasmuchaswedo。Thehuntisforgotten。Weareashappyasacoupleofchildren;weareactuallysingingaFrenchsong——wheninonemomentourmerrimentcomestoanend。Mywife’shorsesetsoneofhisforefeetonaloosestone,andstumbles。Hisrider’sreadyhandsaveshimfromfalling。But,atthefirstattempthemakestogoon,thesadtruthshowsitself——atendonisstrained;thehorseislame。
  Whatistobedone?Wearestrangersinalonelypartofthecountry。Lookwherewemay,weseenosignsofahumanhabitation。
  Thereisnothingforitbuttotakethebridleroadupthehill,andtrywhatwecandiscoverontheotherside。Itransferthesaddles,andmountmywifeonmyownhorse。Heisnotusedtocarryalady;hemissesthefamiliarpressureofaman’slegsoneithersideofhim;hefidgets,andstarts,andkicksupthedust。
  Ifollowonfoot,atarespectfuldistancefromhisheels,leadingthelamehorse。Isthereamoremiserableobjectonthefaceofcreationthanalamehorse?Ihaveseenlamemenandlamedogswhowerecheerfulcreatures;butIneveryetsawalamehorsewhodidn’tlookheartbrokenoverhisownmisfortune。
  Forhalfanhourmywifecapersandcurvetssidewaysalongthebridleroad。Itrudgeonbehindher;andtheheartbrokenhorsehaltsbehindme。Hardbythetopofthehill,ourmelancholyprocessionpassesaSomersetshirepeasantatworkinafield。I
  summonthemantoapproachus;andthemanlooksatmestolidly,fromthemiddleofthefield,withoutstirringastep。IaskatthetopofmyvoicehowfaritistoFarleighHall。TheSomersetshirepeasantanswersatthetopofHISvoice:
  “Vourteenmile。Gi’oiadrapo’zyder。“
  Itranslateformywife’sbenefitfromtheSomersetshirelanguageintotheEnglishlanguage。WearefourteenmilesfromFarleighHall;andourfriendinthefielddesirestoberewarded,forgivingusthatinformation,withadropofcider。Thereisthepeasant,paintedbyhimself!Quiteabitofcharacter,mydear!
  Quiteabitofcharacter!
  Mrs。Fairbankdoesn’tviewthestudyofagriculturalhumannaturewithmyrelish。Herfidgetyhorsewillnotallowheramoment’srepose;sheisbeginningtolosehertemper。
  “Wecan’tgofourteenmilesinthisway,“shesays。“Whereisthenearestinn?Askthatbruteinthefield!“
  Itakeashillingfrommypocketandholditupinthesun。Theshillingexercisesmagneticvirtues。Theshillingdrawsthepeasantslowlytowardmefromthemiddleofthefield。IinformhimthatwewanttoputupthehorsesandtohireacarriagetotakeusbacktoFarleighHall。Wherecanwedothat?Thepeasantanswerswithhiseyeontheshilling:
  “AtOonderbridge,tobezure。“AtUnderbridge,tobesure。
  “IsitfartoUnderbridge?“
  Thepeasantrepeats,“VartoOonderbridge?“——andlaughsatthequestion。“Hoo-hoo-hoo!“Underbridgeisevidentlycloseby——ifwecouldonlyfindit。“Willyoushowustheway,myman?““Willyougi’oiadrapofzyder?“Icourteouslybendmyhead,andpointtotheshilling。Theagriculturalintelligenceexertsitself。Thepeasantjoinsourmelancholyprocession。Mywifeisafinewoman,butheneveroncelooksatmywife——and,moreextraordinarystill,heneverevenlooksatthehorses。Hiseyesarewithhismind——andhismindisontheshilling。
  Wereachthetopofthehill——and,beholdontheotherside,nestlinginavalley,theshrineofourpilgrimage,thetownofUnderbridge!Hereourguideclaimshisshilling,andleavesustofindouttheinnforourselves。Iamconstitutionallyapoliteman。Isay“Goodmorning“atparting。Theguidelooksatmewiththeshillingbetweenhisteethtomakesurethatitisagoodone。
  “Marnin!“hesayssavagely——andturnshisbackonus,asifwehadoffendedhim。Acuriousproduct,this,ofthegrowthofcivilization。IfIdidn’tseeachurchspireatUnderbridge,I
  mightsupposethatwehadlostourselvesonasavageisland。
  II
  Arrivingatthetown,wehadnodifficultyinfindingtheinn。Thetowniscomposedofonedesolatestreet;andmidwayinthatstreetstandstheinn——anancientstonebuildingsadlyoutofrepair。Thepaintingonthesign-boardisobliterated。Theshuttersoverthelongrangeoffrontwindowsareallclosed。Acockandhishensaretheonlylivingcreaturesatthedoor。Plainly,thisisoneoftheoldinnsofthestage-coachperiod,ruinedbytherailway。Wepassthroughtheopenarcheddoorway,andfindnoonetowelcomeus。Weadvanceintothestableyardbehind;Iassistmywifetodismount——andthereweareinthepositionalreadydisclosedtoviewattheopeningofthisnarrative。Nobelltoring。NohumancreaturetoanswerwhenIcall。Istandhelpless,withthebridlesofthehorsesinmyhand。Mrs。Fairbanksauntersgracefullydownthelengthoftheyardanddoes——whatallwomendo,whentheyfindthemselvesinastrangeplace。Sheopenseverydoorasshepassesit,andpeepsin。Onmyside,Ihavejustrecoveredmybreath,I
  amonthepointofshoutingforthehostlerforthethirdandlasttime,whenIhearMrs。Fairbanksuddenlycalltome:
  “Percy!comehere!“
  Hervoiceiseagerandagitated。Shehasopenedalastdoorattheendoftheyard,andhasstartedbackfromsomesightwhichhassuddenlymetherview。Ihitchthehorses’bridlesonarustynailinthewallnearme,andjoinmywife。Shehasturnedpale,andcatchesmenervouslybythearm。
  “Goodheavens!“shecries;“lookatthat!“
  Ilook——andwhatdoIsee?Iseeadingylittlestable,containingtwostalls。Inonestallahorseismunchinghiscorn。Intheotheramanislyingasleeponthelitter。
  Aworn,withered,woebegonemaninahostler’sdress。Hishollowwrinkledcheeks,hisscantygrizzledhair,hisdryyellowskin,telltheirowntaleofpastsorroworsuffering。Thereisanominousfrownonhiseyebrows——thereisapainfulnervouscontractiononthesideofhismouth。IhearhimbreathingconvulsivelywhenIfirstlookin;heshuddersandsighsinhissleep。Itisnotapleasantsighttosee,andIturnroundinstinctivelytothebrightsunlightintheyard。Mywifeturnsmebackagaininthedirectionofthestabledoor。
  “Wait!“shesays。“Wait!hemaydoitagain。“
  “Dowhatagain?“
  “Hewastalkinginhissleep,Percy,whenIfirstlookedin。Hewasdreamingsomedreadfuldream。Hush!he’sbeginningagain。“
  Ilookandlisten。Themanstirsonhismiserablebed。Themanspeaksinaquick,fiercewhisperthroughhisclinchedteeth。
  “Wakeup!Wakeup,there!Murder!“
  Thereisanintervalofsilence。Hemovesoneleanarmslowlyuntilitrestsoverhisthroat;heshudders,andturnsonhisstraw;heraiseshisarmfromhisthroat,andfeeblystretchesitout;hishandclutchesatthestrawonthesidetowardwhichhehasturned;heseemstofancythatheisgraspingattheedgeofsomething。Iseehislipsbegintomoveagain;Istepsoftlyintothestable;mywifefollowsme,withherhandfastclaspedinmine。
  Webothbendoverhim。Heistalkingoncemoreinhissleep——
  strangetalk,madtalk,thistime。
  “Lightgrayeyes“wehearhimsay,“andadroopinthelefteyelid——flaxenhair,withagold-yellowstreakinit——allright,mother!fair,whitearmswithadownonthem——little,lady’shand,withareddishlookroundthefingernails——theknife——thecursedknife——firstononeside,thenontheother——aha,youshe-devil!
  whereistheknife?“
  Hestopsandgrowsrestlessonasudden。Weseehimwrithingonthestraw。Hethrowsupbothhishandsandgaspshystericallyforbreath。Hiseyesopensuddenly。Foramomenttheylookatnothing,withavacantglitterinthem——thentheycloseagainindeepersleep。Ishedreamingstill?Yes;butthedreamseemstohavetakenanewcourse。Whenhespeaksnext,thetoneisaltered;
  thewordsarefew——sadlyandimploringlyrepeatedoverandoveragain。“Sayyouloveme!IamsofondofYOU。Sayyouloveme!
  sayyouloveme!“Hesinksintodeeperanddeepersleep,faintlyrepeatingthosewords。Theydieawayonhislips。Hespeaksnomore。
  BythistimeMrs。Fairbankhasgotoverherterror;sheisdevouredbycuriositynow。Themiserablecreatureonthestrawhasappealedtotheimaginativesideofhercharacter。Herillimitableappetiteforromancehungersandthirstsformore。Sheshakesmeimpatientlybythearm。
  “Doyouhear?Thereisawomanatthebottomofit,Percy!Thereisloveandmurderinit,Percy!Wherearethepeopleoftheinn?
  Gointotheyard,andcalltothemagain。“
  Mywifebelongs,onhermother’sside,totheSouthofFrance。TheSouthofFrancebreedsfinewomenwithhottempers。Isaynomore。
  Marriedmenwillunderstandmyposition。Singlemenmayneedtobetoldthatthereareoccasionswhenwemustnotonlyloveandhonor——
  wemustalsoobey——ourwives。
  IturntothedoortoobeyMYwife,andfindmyselfconfrontedbyastrangerwhohasstolenonusunawares。Thestrangerisatiny,sleepy,rosyoldman,withavacantpudding-face,andashiningbaldhead。Hewearsdrabbreechesandgaiters,andarespectablesquare-tailedancientblackcoat。Ifeelinstinctivelythathereisthelandlordoftheinn。
  “Goodmorning,sir,“saystherosyoldman。“I’malittlehardofhearing。Wasityouthatwasa-callingjustnowintheyard?“
  BeforeIcananswer,mywifeinterposes。Sheinsistsinashrillvoice,adaptedtoourhost’shardnessofhearingonknowingwhothatunfortunatepersonissleepingonthestraw。“Wheredoeshecomefrom?Whydoeshesaysuchdreadfulthingsinhissleep?Ishemarriedorsingle?Didheeverfallinlovewithamurderess?
  Whatsortofalookingwomanwasshe?Didshereallystabhimornot?Inshort,dearMr。Landlord,tellusthewholestory!“
  DearMr。LandlordwaitsdrowsilyuntilMrs。Fairbankhasquitedone——thendelivershimselfofhisreplyasfollows:
  “Hisname’sFrancisRaven。He’sanIndependentMethodist。Hewasforty-fiveyearoldlastbirthday。Andhe’smyhostler。That’shisstory。“
  Mywife’shotsoutherntemperfindsitswaytoherfoot,andexpressesitselfbyastamponthestableyard。
  Thelandlordturnshimselfsleepilyround,andlooksatthehorses。
  “Afinepairofhorses,themtwointheyard。Doyouwanttoput’eminmystables?“Ireplyintheaffirmativebyanod。Thelandlord,bentonmakinghimselfagreeabletomywife,addressesheroncemore。“I’ma-goingtowakeFrancisRaven。He’sanIndependentMethodist。Hewasforty-fiveyearoldlastbirthday。
  Andhe’smyhostler。That’shisstory。“
  Havingissuedthissecondeditionofhisinterestingnarrative,thelandlordentersthestable。WefollowhimtoseehowhewillwakeFrancisRaven,andwhatwillhappenuponthat。Thestablebroomstandsinacorner;thelandlordtakesit——advancestowardthesleepinghostler——andcoollystirsthemanupwithabroomasifhewasawildbeastinacage。FrancisRavenstartstohisfeetwithacryofterror——looksatuswildly,withahorridglareofsuspicioninhiseyes——recovershimselfthenextmoment——andsuddenlychangesintoadecent,quiet,respectableserving-man。
  “Ibegyourpardon,ma’am。Ibegyourpardon,sir。“
  Thetoneandmannerinwhichhemakeshisapologiesarebothabovehisapparentstationinlife。IbegintocatchtheinfectionofMrs。Fairbank’sinterestinthisman。Webothfollowhimoutintotheyardtoseewhathewilldowiththehorses。Themannerinwhichheliftstheinjuredlegofthelamehorsetellsmeatoncethatheunderstandshisbusiness。Quicklyandquietly,heleadstheanimalintoanemptystable;quicklyandquietly,hegetsabucketofhotwater,andputsthelamehorse’slegintoit。“Thewarmwaterwillreducetheswelling,sir。Iwillbandagethelegafterwards。“Allthathedoesisdoneintelligently;allthathesays,hesaystothepurpose。
  Nothingwild,nothingstrangeabouthimnow。Isthisthesamemanwhomweheardtalkinginhissleep?——thesamemanwhowokewiththatcryofterrorandthathorridsuspicioninhiseyes?I
  determinetotryhimwithoneortwoquestions。