TheDukeofDatchet,comingoutofthebank,lingeredforamomentonthesteps。Inonehandhecarriedacanvasbagwhichseemedwellweighted。Onhiscountenancetherewasanexpressionwhichtoacasualobservermighthavesuggestedthathisgracewasnotcompletelyathisease。Thatcasualobserverhappenedtocomestrollingby。IttooktheformofIvorDacre。
  Mr。DacrelookedtheDukeofDatchetupanddowninthatlanguidwayhehas。Heperceivedthecanvasbag。Thenheremarked,possiblyintendingtobefacetious:
  “Beenrobbingthebank?ShallIcallacart?“
  NobodymindswhatIvorDacresays。Besides,heistheduke’sowncousin。Perhapsalittleremoved;still,thereitis。Sothedukesmiledasicklysmile,asifMr。Dacre’sdelicatewithadgivenhimapassingtouchofindigestion。
  Mr。Dacrenoticedthatthedukelookedsallow,sohegavehisprettysenseofhumoranotherairing。
  “Kitchenboilerburst?WhenIsawtheduchessjustnowIwonderedifithad。“
  Hisgracedistinctlystarted。Healmostdroppedthecanvasbag。
  “Yousawtheduchessjustnow,Ivor!When?“
  Thedukewasevidentlymoved。Mr。Dacrewasstirredtolanguidcuriosity。“Ican’tsayIclockedit。Perhapshalfanhourago;
  perhapsalittlemore。“
  “Halfanhourago!Areyousure?Wheredidyouseeher?“
  Mr。Dacrewondered。TheDuchessofDatchetcouldscarcelyhavebeenelopinginbroaddaylight。Moreover,shehadnotyetbeenmarriedayear。Everyoneknewthatsheandthedukewerestillasfondofeachotherasiftheywerenotmanandwife。So,althoughtheduke,forsomecauseorother,wasevidentlyinanoddstateofagitation,Mr。Dacresawnoreasonwhyheshouldnotmakeacleanbreastofallheknew。
  “Shewasgoinglikeblazesinahansomcab。“
  “Inahansomcab?Where?“
  “DownWaterlooPlace。“
  “Wasshealone?“
  Mr。Dacrereflected。Heglancedatthedukeoutofthecornersofhiseyes。Hislanguidutterancebecameapositivedrawl。
  “Iratherfancythatshewasn’t。“
  “Whowaswithher?“
  “Mydearfellow,ifyouweretooffermethebankIcouldn’ttellyou。“
  “Wasitaman?“
  Mr。Dacre’sdrawlbecamestillmorepronounced。
  “Iratherfancythatitwas。“
  Mr。Dacreexpectedsomething。Thedukewassoexcited。Buthebynomeansexpectedwhatactuallycame。
  “Ivor,she’sbeenkidnaped!“
  Mr。Dacredidwhathehadneverbeenknowntodobeforewithinthememoryofman——hedroppedhiseyeglass。
  “Datchet!“
  “Shehas!Somescoundrelhasdecoyedheraway,andtrappedher。
  He’salreadysentmealockofherhair,andhetellsmethatifI
  don’tlethimhavefivehundredpoundsingoldbyhalf-pastfivehe’llletmehaveherlittlefinger。“
  Mr。Dacredidnotknowwhattomakeofhisgraceatall。Hewasasoberman——itCOULDN’Tbethat!Mr。Dacrefeltreallyconcerned。
  “I’llcallacab,oldman,andyou’dbetterletmeseeyouhome。“
  Mr。Dacrehalfraisedhissticktohailapassinghansom。Thedukecaughthimbythearm。
  “Youass!Whatdoyoumean?Iamtellingyouthesimpletruth。
  Mywife’sbeenkidnaped。“
  Mr。Dacre’scountenancewasathingtobeseen——andremembered。
  “Oh!Ihadn’theardthattherewasmuchofthatsortofthingaboutjustnow。Theytalkofpoodlesbeingkidnaped,butasforduchesses——You’dreallybetterletmecallthatcab。“
  “Ivor,doyouwantmetokickyou?Don’tyouseethattomeit’saquestionoflifeanddeath?I’vebeenintheretogetthemoney。“
  Hisgracemotionedtowardthebank。“I’mgoingtotakeittothescoundrelwhohasmydarlingathismercy。Letmebuthaveherhandinmineagain,andheshallcontinuetopayforeverysovereignwithtearsofblooduntilhedies。“
  “Lookhere,Datchet,Idon’tknowifyou’rehavingajokewithme,orifyou’renotwell——“
  Thedukesteppedimpatientlyintotheroadway。
  “Ivor,you’reafool!Can’tyoutelljestfromearnest,healthfromdisease?I’moff!Areyoucomingwithme?ItwouldbeaswellthatIshouldhaveawitness。“
  “Whereareyouoffto?“
  “TotheotherendoftheArcade。“
  “Whoisthegentlemanyouexpecttohavethepleasureofmeetingthere?“
  “HowshouldIknow?“Theduketookaletterfromhispocket——itwastheletterwhichhadjustarrived。“Thefellowistowearawhitetophat,andagardeniainhisbuttonhole。“
  “Whatisityouhavethere?“
  “It’stheletterwhichbroughtthenews——lookforyourselfandsee;
  but,forGod’ssake,makehaste!“Hisgraceglancedathiswatch。
  “It’salreadytwentyafterfive。“
  “Anddoyoumeantosaythatonthestrengthofalettersuchasthisyouaregoingtohandoverfivehundredpoundsto——“
  ThedukecutMr。Dacreshort。
  “Whatarefivehundredpoundstome?Besides,youdon’tknowall。
  Thereisanotherletter。AndIhaveheardfromMabel。ButIwilltellyouallaboutitlater。Ifyouarecoming,come!“
  Foldinguptheletter,Mr。Dacrereturnedittotheduke。
  “Asyousay,whatarefivehundredpoundstoyou?It’saswelltheyarenotasmuchtoyouastheyaretome,orI’mafraid——“
  “Hangit,Ivor,doproseafterwards!“
  Thedukehurriedacrosstheroad。Mr。Dacrehastenedafterhim。
  AstheyenteredtheArcadetheypassedaconstable。Mr。Dacretouchedhiscompanion’sarm。
  “Don’tyouthinkwe’dbetteraskourfriendinbluetowalkbehindus?Hisneighborhoodmightbehandy。“
  “Nonsense!“Thedukestoppedshort。“Ivor,thisismyaffair,notyours。Ifyouarenotcontenttoplaythepartofsilentwitness,besogoodastoleaveme。“
  “MydearDatchet,I’mentirelyatyourservice。Icanbeeverywhitasinsaneasyou,Idoassureyou。“
  SidebysidetheymovedrapidlydowntheBurlingtonArcade。Thedukewasobviouslyinastateoftheextremestnervoustension。
  Mr。Dacrewasequallyobviouslyinastateofthemostsupremeenjoyment。Peoplestaredastheyrushedpast。Thedukesawnothing。Mr。Dacresaweverything,andsmiled。
  WhentheyreachedthePiccadillyendoftheArcadethedukepulledup。Helookedabouthim。Mr。Dacrealsolookedabouthim。
  “Iseenothingofyourwhite-hattedandgardenia-buttonholedfriend,“saidIvor。
  Thedukereferredtohiswatch。
  “It’snotyethalf-pastfive。I’muptotime。“
  Mr。Dacreheldhisstickinfrontofhimandleanedonit。Heindulgedhimselfwithabeatificsmile。
  “Itstrikesme,mydearDatchet,thatyou’vebeenthevictimofoneofthefinestthingsinhoaxes——“
  “IhopeIhaven’tkeptyouwaiting。“
  ThevoicewhichinterruptedMr。Dacrecamefromtherear。Whiletheywerelookinginfrontofthemsomeoneapproachedthemfrombehind,apparentlycomingoutoftheshopwhichwasattheirbacks。
  Thespeakerlookedagentleman。Hesoundedlikeone,too。
  Costume,appearance,manner,werebeyondreproach——evenbeyondthecriticismoftwosuchkeencriticsaswerethese。ThegloriousattireofaLondondandywassurmountedwithabeautifulwhitetophat。Inhisbuttonholewasamagnificentgardenia。
  Inagethestrangerwasscarcelymorethanaboy,andasunny-
  faced,handsomeboyatthat。Hischeekswerehairless,hiseyeswereblue。Hissmilewasnotonlyinnocent,itwasbland。NeverwasthereamoreconspicuousillustrationofthatreposewhichstampsthecasteofVeredeVere。
  Thedukelookedathimandglowered。Mr。Dacrelookedathimandsmiled。
  “Whoareyou?“askedtheduke。
  “Ah——thatisthequestion!“Thenewcomer’srefinedandmusicalvoicebreathedtheverysoulofaffability。“Iamanindividualwhoissounfortunateastobeinwantoffivehundredpounds。“
  “Areyouthescoundrelwhosentmethatinfamousletter?“
  Thecharmingstrangerneverturnedahair。
  “IamthescoundrelmentionedinthatinfamousletterwhowantstoaccostyouatthePiccadillyendoftheBurlingtonArcadebeforehalf-pastfive——aswitnessmywhitehatandmygardenia。“
  “Where’smywife?“
  Thestrangergentlyswunghisstickinfrontofhimwithhistwohands。Heregardedthedukeasamerry-heartedsonmightregardhisfather。Thethingwasbeautiful!
  “Hergracewillbehomealmostassoonasyouare——whenyouhavegivenmethemoneywhichIperceiveyouhaveallreadyformeinthatscarcelyelegant-lookingcanvasbag。“Heshruggedhisshouldersquitegracefully。“Unfortunately,inthesemattersonehasnochoice——oneisforcedtoaskforgold。“
  “Andsuppose,insteadofgivingyouwhatisinthiscanvasbag,I
  takeyoubythethroatandchoketheliferightoutofyou?“
  “Orsuppose,“amendedMr。Dacre,“thatyoudobetter,andcommendthisgentlemantothetendermerciesofthefirstpolicemanweencounter。“
  ThestrangerturnedtoMr。Dacre。Hecondescendedtobecomeconsciousofhispresence。
  “Isthisgentlemanyourgrace’sfriend?Ah——Mr。Dacre,Iperceive!
  IhavethehonorofknowingMr。Dacre,though,possibly,Iamunknowntohim。“
  “Youwere——untilthismoment。“
  Withanairylittlelaughthestrangerreturnedtotheduke。Hebrushedaninvisiblespeckofdustoffthesleeveofhiscoat。
  “Ashasbeenintimatedinthatinfamousletter,hisgraceisatperfectlibertytogivemeintocustody——whynot?Only“——hesaiditwithhisboyishsmile——“ifaparticularcommunicationisnotreceivedfrommeincertainquarterswithinacertaintimetheDuchessofDatchet’sbeautifulwhitearmwillbehackedoffattheshoulder。“
  “Youhound!“
  Thedukewouldhavetakenthestrangerbythethroat,andhavedonehisbesttochoketheliferightoutofhimthenandthere,ifMr。
  Dacrehadnotintervened。
  “Steady,oldman!“Mr。Dacreturnedtothestranger。“Youappeartobeaprettysortofascoundrel。“
  Thestrangergavehisshouldersthatalmostimperceptibleshrug。
  “Oh,mydearDacre,Iaminwantofmoney!Ibelievethatyousometimesareinwantofmoney,too。“
  EverybodyknowsthatnobodyknowswhereIvorDacregetshismoneyfrom,sotheallusionmusthavetickledhimimmensely。
  “You’reacoolhand,“hesaid。
  “Somemenarebornthatway。“
  “SoIshouldimagine。Menlikeyoumustbeborn,notmade。“
  “Precisely——asyousay!“Thestrangerturned,withhisgracefulsmile,totheduke:“Butarewenotwastingprecioustime?Icanassureyourgracethat,inthisparticularmatter,momentsareofvalue。“
  Mr。Dacreinterposedbeforethedukecouldanswer。
  “Ifyoutakemystronglyurgedadvice,Datchet,youwillsummonthisconstablewhoisnowcomingdowntheArcade,andhandthisgentlemanovertohiskeeping。Idonotthinkthatyouneedfearthattheduchesswillloseherarm,orevenherlittlefinger。
  Scoundrelsofthisone’skidneyaremostamenabletoreasonwhentheyhavehandcuffsontheirwrists。“
  Thedukeplainlyhesitated。Hewould——andhewouldnot。Thestranger,asheeyedhim,seemedmuchamused。
  “Mydearduke,byallmeansactonMr。Dacre’svaluablesuggestion。
  AsIsaidbefore,whynot?Itwouldatleastbeinterestingtoseeiftheduchessdoesordoesnotloseherarm——almostasinterestingtoyouastoMr。Dacre。Thoseblackmailing,kidnapingscoundrelsdousesuchemptymenaces。Besides,youwouldhavethepleasureofseeingmelockedup。Myimprisonmentforlifewouldrecompenseyouevenforthelossofhergrace’sarm。Andfivehundredpoundsissuchasumtohavetopay——merelyforawife!Whynot,therefore,actonMr。Dacre’ssuggestion?Herecomestheconstable。“Theconstablereferredtowasadvancingtowardthem——hewasnotadozenyardsaway。“Letmebeckontohim——Iwillwithpleasure。“Hetookouthiswatch——agoldchronographrepeater。“TherearescarcelytenminutesleftduringwhichitwillbepossibleformetosendthecommunicationwhichIspokeof,sothatitmayarriveintime。