AllSaturdaymorningtheboyswereplanninghowitshouldbefurnishedwiththeirspoils,andwhenMr。Lauriearrived,bringinganaquariumwhichMrs。Amysaidshewastiredof,theirrapturewasgreat。
  Theafternoonwasspentinarrangingthings,andwhentherunningandluggingandhammeringwasover,theladieswereinvitedtobeholdtheinstitution。
  Itcertainlywasapleasantplace,airy,clean,andbright。Ahop-vineshookitsgreenbellsroundtheopenwindow,theprettyaquariumstoodinthemiddleoftheroom,withsomedelicatewaterplantsrisingabovethewater,andgold-fishshowingtheirbrightnessastheyfloatedtoandfrobelow。Oneithersideofthewindowwererowsofshelvesreadytoreceivethecuriositiesyettobefound。Dan’stallcabinetstoodbeforethegreatdoorwhichwasfastenedup,whilethesmalldoorwastobeused。OnthecabinetstoodaqueerIndianidol,veryugly,butveryinteresting;oldMr。Laurencesentit,aswellasafineChinesejunkinfullsail,whichhadaconspicuousplaceonthelongtableinthemiddleoftheroom。Above,swinginginaloop,andlookingasifshewasalive,hungPolly,whodiedatanadvancedage,hadbeencarefullystuffed,andwasnopresentedbyMrs。Jo。Thewallsweredecoratedwithallsortsofthings。Asnake’sskin,abigwasp’snest,abirch-barkcanoe,astringofbirds’eggs,wreathsofgraymossfromtheSouth,andabunchofcotton-pods。Thedeadbatshadaplace,alsoalargeturtle-shell,andanostrich-eggproudlypresentedbyDemi,whovolunteeredtoexplaintheserarecuriositiestoguestswhenevertheyliked。Thereweresomanystonesthatitwasimpossibletoacceptthemall,soonlyafewofthebestwerearrangedamongtheshellsontheshelves,therestwerepiledupincorners,tobeexaminedbyDanathisleisure。
  Everyonewaseagertogivesomething,evenSilas,whosenthomeforastuffedwild-catkilledinhisyouth。Itwasrathermoth-eatenandshabby,butonahighbracketandbestsideforemosttheeffectwasfine,fortheyellowglasseyesglared,andthemouthsnarledsonaturally,thatTeddyshookinhislittleshoesatsightofit,whenhecamebringinghismostcherishedtreasure,onecocoon,tolayupontheshrineofscience。
  “Isn’titbeautiful?I’dnoideawehadsomanycuriousthings。Igavethat;don’titlookwell?Wemightmakealotbychargingsomethingforlettingfolksseeit。“
  Jackaddedthatlastsuggestiontothegeneralchatterthatwentonasthefamilyviewedtheroom。
  “ThisisafreemuseumandifthereisanyspeculatingonitI’llpaintoutthenameoverthedoor,“saidMr。Laurie,turningsoquicklythatJackwishedhehadheldhistongue。
  “Hear!hear!“criedMr。Bhaer。
  “Speech!speech!“addedMrs。Jo。
  “Can’t,I’mtoobashful。Yougivethemalectureyourself­;youareusedtoit,“Mr。Laurieanswered,retreatingtowardsthewindow,meaningtoescape。Butsheheldhimfast,andsaid,laughingasshelookedatthedozenpairsofdirtyhandsabouther,­;
  “IfIdidlecture,itwouldonthechemicalandcleansingpropertiesofsoap。Comenow,asthefounderoftheinstitution,youreallyoughttogiveusafewmoralremarks,andwewillapplaudtremendously。“
  Seeingthattherewasnowayofescaping,Mr。LaurielookedupatPollyhangingoverhead,seemedtofindinspirationinthebrilliantoldbird,andsittingdownuponthetable,said,inhispleasantway,­;
  “ThereisonethingI’dliketosuggest,boys,andthatis,Iwantyoutogetsomegoodaswellasmuchpleasureoutofthis。Justputtingcuriousorprettythingsherewon’tdoit;sosupposeyoureadupaboutthem,sothatwhenanybodyasksquestionsyoucananswerthem,andunderstandthematter。Iusedtolikethesethingsmyself,andshouldenjoyhearingaboutthemnow,forI’veforgottenallIonceknew。Itwasn’tmuch,wasit,Jo?
  Here’sDannow,fullofstoriesaboutbirds,andbugs,andsoon;lethimtakecareofthemuseum,andonceaweektherestofyoutaketurnstoreadacomposition,ortellaboutsomeanimal,mineral,orvegetable。Weshouldalllikethat,andIthinkitwouldputconsiderableusefulknowledgeintoourheads。Whatdoyousay,Professor?“
  “Ilikeitmuch,andwillgivetheladsallthehelpIcan。Buttheywillneedbookstoreadupthesenewsubjects,andwehavenotmany,I
  fear,“beganMr。Bhaer,lookingmuchpleased,planningmanyfinelecturesongeology,whichheliked。“Weshouldhavealibraryforthespecialpurpose。“
  “Isthatausefulsortofbook,Dan?“askedMr。Laurie,pointingtothevolumethatlayopenbythecabinet。
  “Oh,yes!ittellsallIwanttoknowaboutinsects。Ihaditheretoseehowtofixthebutterfliesright。Icoveredit,soitisnothurt;“
  andDancaughtitup,fearingthelendermightthinkhimcareless。
  “Giveithereaminute;“and,pullingouthispencil,Mr。LauriewroteDan’snameinit,saying,ashesetthebookupononeofthecornershelves,wherenothingstoodbutastuffedbirdwithoutatail,“There,thatisthebeginningofthemuseumlibrary。I’llhuntupsomemorebooks,andDemishallkeeptheminorder。Wherearethosejollylittlebooksweusedtoread,Jo?’InsectArchitecture’orsomesuchname,­;allaboutantshavingbattles,andbeeshavingqueens,andcricketseatingholesinourclothesandstealingmilk,andlarksofthatsort。“
  “Inthegarretathome。I’llhavethemsentout,andwewillplungeintoNaturalHistorywithawill,“saidMrs。Jo,readyforanything。
  “Won’titbehardtowriteaboutsuchthings?“askedNat,whohatedcompositions。
  “Atfirst,perhaps;butyouwillsoonlikeit。Ifyouthinkthathard,howwouldyouliketohavethissubjectgiventoyou,asitwastoagirlofthirteen:­;AconversationbetweenThemistocles,Aristides,andPericlesontheproposedappropriationoffundsoftheconfederacyofDelosfortheornamentationofAthens?“saidMrs。Jo。
  Theboysgroanedatthemeresoundofthelongnames,andthegentlemenlaughedattheabsurdityofthelesson。
  “Didshewriteit?“askedDemi,inanawe-strickentone。
  “Yes,butyoucanimaginewhatapieceofworkshemakeofit,thoughshewasratherabrightchild。“
  “I’dliketohaveseenit,“saidMr。Bhaer。
  “PerhapsIcanfinditforyou;Iwenttoschoolwithher,“andMrs。
  Jolookedsowickedthateveryoneknewwhothelittlegirlwas。
  Hearingofthisfearfulsubjectforacompositionquitereconciledtheboystothethoughtofwritingaboutfamiliarthings。Wednesdayafternoonwasappointedforthelectures,astheypreferredtocallthem,forsomechosetotalkinsteadofwrite。Mr。Bhaerpromisedaportfolioinwhichthewrittenproductionsshouldbekept,andMrs。Bhaersaidshewouldattendthecoursewithgreatpleasure。
  Thenthedirty-handedsocietywentoffthewash,followedbytheProfessor,tryingtocalmtheanxietyofRob,whohadbeentoldbyTommythatallwaterwasfullofinvisiblepollywogs。
  “Ilikeyourplanverymuch,onlydon’tbetoogenerous,Teddy,“saidMrs。Bhaer,whentheywereleftalone。“Youknowmostoftheboyshavegottopaddletheirowncanoeswhentheyleaveus,andtoomuchsittinginthelapofluxurywillunfitthemforit。“
  “I’llbemoderate,butdoletmeamusemyself。Igetdesperatelytiredofbusinesssometimes,andnothingfreshensmeuplikeagoodfrolicwithyourboys。IlikethatDanverymuch,Jo。Heisn’tdemonstrative;buthehastheeyeofahawk,andwhenyouhavetamedhimalittlehewilldoyoucredit。“
  “I’msogladyouthinkso。Thankyouverymuchforyourkindnesstohim,especiallyforthismuseumaffair;itwillkeephimhappywhileheislame,givemeachancetosoftenandsmooththispoor,roughlad,andmakehimloveus。Whatdidinspireyouwithsuchabeautiful,helpfulidea,Teddy?“askedMrs。Bhaer,glancingbackatthepleasantroom,assheturnedtoleaveit。
  Laurietookbothherhandsinhis,andanswered,withalookthatmadehereyesfillwithhappytears,­;
  “DearJo!Ihaveknownwhatitistobeamotherlessboy,andInevercanforgethowmuchyouandyourshavedoneformealltheseyears。“
  Therewasagreatclashingoftinpails,muchrunningtoandfro,andfrequentdemandsforsomethingtoeat,oneAugustafternoon,fortheboysweregoinghuckleberrying,andmadeasmuchstiraboutitasiftheyweresettingouttofindtheNorthWestPassage。
  “Now,mylads,getoffasquietlyasyoucan,forRobissafelyoutoftheway,andwon’tseeyou,“saidMrs。Bhaer,asshetiedDaisy’sbroad-brimmedhat,andsettledthegreatbluepinaforeinwhichshehadenvelopedNan。
  Buttheplandidnotsucceed,forRobhadheardthebustle,decidedtogo,andpreparedhimself,withoutathoughtofdisappointment。Thetroopwasjustgettingunderwaywhenthelittlemancamemarchingdownstairswithhisbesthaton,abrighttinpailinhishand,andafacebeamingwithsatisfaction。
  “Oh,dear!nowweshallhaveascene,“sighedMrs。Bhaer,whofoundhereldestsonveryhardtomanageattimes。
  “I’mallready,“saidRob,andtookhisplaceintherankswithsuchperfectunconsciousnessofhismistake,thatitreallywasveryhardtoundeceivehim。
  “It’stoofarforyou,mylove;stayandtakecareofme,forIshallbeallalone,“beganhismother。
  “You’vegotTeddy。I’mabigboy,soIcango;yousaidImightwhenIwasbigger,andIamnow,“persistedRob,withacloudbeginningtodimthebrightnessofhishappyface。
  “Wearegoinguptothegreatpasture,andit’seversofar;wedon’twantyoutaggingon,“criedJack,whodidnotadmirethelittleboys。
  “Iwon’ttag,I’llrunandkeepup。OMamma!letmego!Iwanttofillmynewpail,andI’llbring’emalltoyou。Please,please,Iwillbegood!“
  prayedRobby,lookingupathismother,sogrievedanddisappointedthatherheartbegantofailher。
  “But,mydeary,you’llgetsotiredandhotyouwon’thaveagoodtime。
  WaittillIgo,andthenwewillstayallday,andpickasmanyberriesasyouwant。“
  “Youneverdogo,youaresobusy,andI’mtiredofwaiting。I’drathergoandgettheberriesforyouallmyself。Ilovetopick’em,andIwanttofillmynewpaildreffly,“sobbedRob。
  Thepatheticsightofgreattearstinklingintothedearnewpail,andthreateningtofillitwithsaltwaterinsteadofhuckleberries,touchedalltheladiespresent。Hismotherpattedtheweeperonhisback;Daisyofferedtostayhomewithhim;andNansaid,inherdecidedway,­;
  “Lethimcome;I’lltakecareofhim。“
  “IfFranzwasgoingIwouldn’tmind,forheisverycareful;butheishayingwiththefather,andI’mnotsureabouttherestofyou,“beganMrs。Bhaer。
  “It’ssofar,“putinJack。
  “I’dcarryhimifIwasgoing­;wishIwas,“saidDan,withasigh。
  “Thankyou,dear,butyoumusttakecareofyourfoot。IwishIcouldgo。Stopaminute,IthinkIcanmanageitafterall;“andMrs。Bhaerranouttothesteps,wavingherapronwildly。
  Silaswasjustdrivingawayinthehay-cart,butturnedback,andagreedatonce,whenMrs。Joproposedthatheshouldtakethewholepartytothepasture,andgoforthematfiveo’clock。
  “Itwilldelayyourworkalittle,butnevermind;wewillpayyouinhuckleberrypies,“saidMrs。Jo,knowingSilas’sweakpoint。
  Hisrough,brownfacebrightenedup,andhesaid,withacheery“Haw!
  haw!“­;“Walnow,Mis’Bhaer,ifyougotobribin’ofme,Ishallgiveinrightaway。“
  “Now,boys,Ihavearrangeditsothatyoucanallgo,“saidMrs。Bhaer,runningbackagain,muchrelieved,forshelovedtomakethemhappy,andalwaysfeltmiserablewhenshehaddisturbedtheserenityofherlittlesons;forshebelievedthatthesmallhopesandplansandpleasuresofchildrenshouldbetenderlyrespectedbygrown-uppeople,andneverrudelythwartedorridiculed。
  “CanIgo?“saidDan,delighted。
  “Ithoughtespeciallyofyou。Becareful,andnevermindtheberries,butsitaboutandenjoythelovelythingswhichyouknowhowtofindallaboutyou,“answeredMrs。Bhaer,whorememberedhiskindoffertoherboy。
  “Metoo!metoo!“sungRob,dancingwithjoy,andclappinghispreciouspailandcoverlikecastanets。
  “Yes,andDaisyandNanmusttakegoodcareofyou。Beatthebarsatfiveo’clock,andSilaswillcomeforyouall。“
  Robbycasthimselfuponhismotherinaburstofgratitude,promisingtobringhereveryberryhepicked,andnoteatone。Thentheywereallpackedintothehay-cart,andwentrattlingaway,thebrightestfaceamongthedozenbeingthatofRob,ashesatbetweenhistwotemporarylittlemothers,beaminguponthewholeworld,andwavinghisbesthat;forhisindulgentmammahadnotthehearttobereavehimofit,sincethiswasagala-daytohim。
  Suchahappyafternoonastheyhad,inspiteofthemishapswhichusuallyoccuronsuchexpeditions!OfcourseTommycametogrief,tumbleduponahornet’snestandgotstung;butbeingusedtowoe,heborethesmartmanfully,tillDansuggestedtheapplicationofdampearth,whichmuchassuagedthepain。Daisysawasnake,andflyingfromitlosthalfherberries;butDemihelpedhertofillupagain,anddiscussedreptilesmostlearnedlythewhile。Nedfelloutofatree,andsplithisjacketdowntheback,butsufferednootherfracture。EmilandJackestablishedrivalclaimstoacertainthickpatch,andwhiletheyweresquabblingaboutit,StuffyquicklyandquietlystrippedthebushesandfledtotheprotectionofDan,whowasenjoyinghimselfimmensely。Thecrutchwasnolongernecessary,andhewasdelightedtoseehowstronghisfootfeltasheroamedaboutthegreatpasture,fullofinterestingrocksandstumps,withfamiliarlittlecreaturesinthegrass,andwell-knowninsectsdancingintheair。
  ButofalltheadventuresthathappenedonthisafternoonthatwhichbefellNanandRobwasthemostexciting,anditlongremainedoneofthefavoritehistoriesofthehousehold。Havingexploredthecountryprettygenerally,tornthreerentsinherfrock,andscratchedherfaceinabarberry-bush,Nanbegantopicktheberriesthatshonelikebig,blackbeadsonthelow,greenbushes。Hernimblefingersflew,butstillherbasketdidnotfillupasrapidlyasshedesired,soshekeptwanderinghereandtheretosearchforbetterplaces,insteadofpickingcontentedlyandsteadilyasDaisydid。RobfollowedNan,forherenergysuitedhimbetterthanhiscousin’spatience,andhetoowasanxioustohavethebiggestandbestberriesforMarmar。
  “Ikeepputting’emin,butitdon’tfillup,andI’msotired,“saidRob,pausingamomenttoresthisshortlegs,andbeginningtothinkhuckleberryingwasnotallhisfancypaintedit;forthesunblazed,Nanskippedhitherandthitherlikeagrasshopper,andtheberriesfelloutofhispailalmostasfastasheputthemin,because,inhisstruggleswiththebushes,itwasoftenupside-down。