’Oaf,Imeannothingofthesort;theywouldonlymakealaughing-stock,asthoseDevonshirepeopledid,ofme。No,IwillgototheKinghimself,oramanwhoisbiggerthantheKing,andtowhomIhavereadyaccess。
  Iwillnottelltheehisnameatpresent,onlyifthouartbroughtbeforehim,neverwiltthouforgetit。’
  Thatwastrueenough,bythebye,asIdiscoveredafterwards,forthemanhemeantwasJudgeJeffreys。
  ’Andwhenareyoulikelytoseehim,sir?’
  ’Maybeinthespring,maybenotuntilsummer,forI
  cannotgotoLondononpurpose,butwhenmybusinesstakesmethere。Onlyremembermywords,Jack,andwhenyouseethemanImean,lookstraightathim,andtellnolie。Hewillmakesomeofyourzanysquiresshakeintheirshoes,Ireckon。Now,IhavebeeninthislonelyholefarlongerthanIintended,byreasonofthisoutrage;yetIwillstayhereonedaymoreuponacertaincondition。’
  ’Uponwhatcondition,UncleBen?Igrievethatyoufinditsolonely。WewillhaveFarmerNicholasupagain,andthesingers,and——’
  ’Thefashionablemilkmaids。Ithankyou,letmebe。
  Thewenchesaretooloudforme。YourNannyisenough。
  Nannyisagoodchild,andsheshallcomeandvisitme。’UncleReubenwouldalwayscallher’Nanny’;hesaidthat’Annie’wastoofineandFrenchifiedforus。
  ’Butmyconditionisthis,Jack——thatyoushallguidemeto-morrow,withoutawordtoanyone,toaplacewhereImaywelldescrythedwellingofthesescoundrelDoones,andlearnthebestwaytogetatthem,whenthetimeshallcome。Canyoudothisforme?Iwillpayyouwell,boy。’
  Ipromisedveryreadilytodomybesttoservehim,but,ofcourse,wouldtakenomoneyforit,notbeingsopoorasthatcameto。Accordingly,onthedayfollowing,Imanagedtosetthemenatworkontheothersideofthefarm,especiallythatinquisitiveandbusybodyJohnFry,whowouldpryoutalmostanythingforthepleasureoftellinghiswife;andthen,withUncleReubenmountedonmyancientPeggy,Imadefootforthewestward,directlyafterbreakfast。UncleBenrefusedtogounlessIwouldtakealoadedgun,andindeeditwasalwayswisetodosointhosedaysofturbulence;andnonethelessbecauseoflatemorethanusualofoursheephadlefttheirskinsbehindthem。
  This,asIneedhardlysay,wasnottobechargedtotheappetiteoftheDoones,fortheyalwayssaidthattheywerenotbutchersalthoughuponthatsubjectmightwellbetwoopinions;andtheirpracticewastomaketheshepherdskillandskin,andquarterforthem,andsometimescarrytotheDoone-gatetheprimeamongthefatlings,forfearofanybruising,whichspoilsthelookattable。Buttheworstofitwasthatignorantfolk,unawareoftheirfastidiousness,scoredtothemthesheeptheylostbylower-bornmarauders,andsowereafraidtospeakofit:andtheissueofthiserrorwasthatafarmer,withfiveorsixhundredsheep,couldnevercommand,onhiswedding-day,aprimesaddleofmuttonfordinner。
  ToreturnnowtomyUncleBen——andindeedhewouldnotletmegomorethanthreeland-yardsfromhim——therewasverylittlesaidbetweenusalongthelaneandacrossthehill,althoughthedaywaspleasant。I
  couldseethathewashalfamisswithhismindaboutthebusiness,andnotsofullofsecurityasanelderlymanshouldkeephimself。Therefore,outIspake,andsaid,——
  ’UncleReuben,havenofear。Iknoweveryinchoftheground,sir;andthereisnodangernighus。’
  ’Fear,boy!Whoeverthoughtoffear?’Tisthelastthingwouldcomeacrossme。Prettythingsthoseprimroses。’
  AtonceIthoughtofLornaDoone,thelittlemaidofsixyearsback,andhowmyfancywentwithher。CouldLornaeverthinkofme?WasInotaloutgoneby,onlyfitforloach-sticking?HadIeverseenafacefittothinkofnearher?Thesuddenflash,thequickness,thebrightdesiretoknowone’sheart,andnotwithholdherownfromit,thesoftwithdrawalofricheyes,thelongingtolovesomebody,anybody,anything,notimbruedwithwickedness——
  Myuncleinterruptedme,mislikingsomuchsilencenow,withthenakedwoodsfallingoverus。ForwewerecometoBagworthyforest,theblackestandtheloneliestplaceofallthatkeepthesunout。Evennow,inwinter-time,withmostofthewoodunriddled,andtherestofitpinchedbrown,ithungarounduslikeacloakcontaininglittlecomfort。IkeptquiteclosetoPeggy’shead,andPeggykeptquiteclosetome,andprickedherearsateverything。However,wesawnothingthere,exceptafewoldowlsandhawks,andamagpiesittingallalone,untilwecametothebankofthehill,wheretheponycouldnotclimbit。UncleBenwasveryloathtogetoff,becausetheponyseemedcompany,andhethoughthecouldgallopawayonher,iftheworstcametotheworst,butIpersuadedhimthatnowhemustgototheendofit。ThereforehemadePeggyfast,inaplacewherewecouldfindher,andspeakingcheerfullyasiftherewasnothingtobeafraidof,hetookhisstaff,andImygun,toclimbthethickascent。
  Therewasnownopathofanykind;whichaddedtoourcourageallitlessenedofourcomfort,becauseitprovedthattherobberswerenotinthehabitofpassingthere。Andweknewthatwecouldnotgoastray,solongaswebreastedthehillbeforeus;
  inasmuchasitformedtherampart,orside-fenceofGlenDoone。ButintruthIusedtherightwordthereforthemannerofourascent,forthegroundcameforthsosteepagainstus,andwithalsowoody,thattomakeanywaywemustthrowourselvesforward,andlabourasatabreast-plough。Roughandloamyrungsofoak-rootbulgedhereandthereaboveourheads;briersneedsmustspeakwithus,usingmoreoftooththantongue;
  andsometimesbulksofruggedstone,likegreatsheep,stoodacrossus。Atlast,thoughveryloathtodoit,Iwasforcedtoleavemygunbehind,becauseIrequiredonehandtodragmyselfupthedifficulty,andonetohelpUncleReuben。Andsoatlastwegainedthetop,andlookedforththeedgeoftheforest,wherethegroundwasverystonyandlikethecrestofaquarry;
  andnomoretreesbetweenusandthebrinkofcliffbelow,threehundredyardsbelowitmightbe,allstrongslopeandgliddery。AndnowfarthefirsttimeIwasamazedattheappearanceoftheDoones’sstronghold,andunderstooditsnature。ForwhenIhadbeeneveninthevalley,andclimbedthecliffstoescapefromit,aboutsevenyearsagone,Iwasnomorethanastriplingboy,notinglittle,asboysdo,exceptfortheirpresentpurpose,andeventhatsoondonewith。Butnow,whatwiththefameoftheDoones,andmyownrecollections,andUncleBen’sinsistence,allmyattentionwascalledforth,andtheendwassimpleastonishment。
  Thechineofhighland,whereonwestood,curvedtotherightandleftofus,keepingaboutthesameelevation,andcrownedwithtreesandbrushwood。Atabouthalfamileinfrontofus,butlookingasifwecouldthrowastonetostrikeanymanuponit,anothercrestjustlikeourownbowedaroundtomeetit;butfailedbyreasonoftwonarrowcleftsofwhichwecouldonlyseethebrink。OneofthesecleftswastheDoone-gate,withaportcullisofrockaboveit,andtheotherwasthechasmbywhichIhadoncemadeentrance。Betwixtthem,wherethehillsfellback,asinaperfectoval,traversedbythewindingwater,layabrightgreenvalley,rimmedwithsheerblackrock,andseemingtohavesunkenbodilyfromthebleakroughheightsabove。
  Itlookedasifnofrostcouldenterneitherwindgoruffling;onlyspring,andhope,andcomfort,breathetooneanother。Evennowtheraysofsunshinedweltandfellbackononeanother,wheneverthecloudslifted;andthepaleblueglimpseofthegrowingdayseemedtofindyoungencouragement。
  Butforallthat,UncleReubenwasnonetheworsenorbetter。HelookeddownintoGlenDoonefirst,andsniffedasifheweresmellingit,likeasampleofgoodsfromawholesalehouse;andthenhelookedatthehillsoveryonder,andthenhestaredatme。
  ’Seewhatapackoffoolstheybe?’
  ’OfcourseIdo,UncleBen。“Allroguesarefools,“
  wasmyfirstcopy,beginningofthealphabet。’
  ’Packofstufflad。Thoughtrueenough,andverygoodforyoungpeople。ButseeyounothowthisgreatDoonevalleymaybetakeninhalfanhour?’
  ’Yes,tobesureIdo,uncle;iftheyliketogiveitup,Imean。’
  ’Threeculverinsonyonderhill,andthreeonthetopofthisone,andwehavethemunderapestle。Ah,I
  haveseenthewars,mylad,fromKeintonuptoNaseby;
  andImighthavebeenageneralnow,iftheyhadtakenmyadvice——’
  ButIwasnotattendingtohim,beingdrawnawayonasuddenbyasightwhichneverstruckthesharpeyesofourGeneral。ForIhadlongagodescriedthatlittleopeninginthecliffthroughwhichImademyexit,asbeforerelated,ontheothersideofthevalley。Nobiggerthanarabbit-holeitseemedfromwherewestood;andyetofallthescenebeforeme,thatfrommyremembranceperhapshadthemostattraction。Nowgazingatitwithfullthoughtofallthatithadcostme,Isawalittlefigurecome,andpause,andpassintoit。Somethingverylightandwhite,nimble,smooth,andelegant,gonealmostbeforeIknewthatanyonehadbeenthere。Andyetmyheartcametomyribs,andallmybloodwasinmyface,andpridewithinmefoughtwithshame,andvanitywithself-contempt;forthoughsevenyearsweregone,andIfrommyboyhoodcometomanhood,andallmusthaveforgottenme,andI
  hadhalf-forgotten;atthatmoment,onceforall,I
  feltthatIwasfacetofacewithfatehoweverpooritmightbe,wealorwoe,inLornaDoone。
  Havingreconnoitredthusthepositionoftheenemy,MasterHuckaback,onthehomewardroad,cross-examinedmeinamannernotatalldesirable。Forhehadnotedmyconfusionandeagergazeatsomethingunseenbyhiminthevalley,andthereuponhemadeuphismindtoknoweverythingaboutit。Inthis,however,hepartlyfailed;foralthoughIwasnohandatfence,andwouldnottellhimafalsehood,Imanagedsotoholdmypeacethatheputhimselfuponthewrongtrack,andcontinuedthereonwithmanyvauntsofhisshrewdnessandexperience,andsomechucklesatmysimplicity。Thusmuchhowever,helearnedaright,thatIhadbeenintheDoonevalleyseveralyearsbefore,andmightbebroughtuponstronginducementtoventurethereagain。Butastothemodeofmygettingin,thethingsIsaw,andmythoughtsuponthem,henotonlyfailedtolearnthetruth,butcertifiedhimselfintoanobstinacyoferror,fromwhichnoafter-knowledgewasabletodeliverhim。Andthishedid,notonlybecauseI
  happenedtosayverylittle,butforasmuchashedisbelievedhalfofthetruthItoldhim,throughhisowntoogreatsagacity。
  Upononepoint,however,hesucceededmoreeasilythanheexpected,viz。inmakingmepromisetovisittheplaceagain,assoonasoccasionoffered,andtoholdmyowncounselaboutit。ButIcouldnothelpsmilingatonething,thataccordingtohispointofviewmyowncounselmeantmyownandMasterReubenHuckaback’s。
  Nowhebeinggone,ashewentnextday,tohisfavouritetownofDulverton,andleavingbehindhimshadowypromiseofthemountainshewoulddoforme,myspiritbegantoburnandpantforsomethingtogoonwith;andnothingshowedabraverhopeofmovementandadventurethanalonelyvisittoGlenDoone,bywayoftheperilouspassagediscoveredinmyboyhood。
  ThereforeIwaitedfornothingmorethantheslowarrivalofnewsmall-clothesmadebyagoodtailoratPorlock,forIwaswishfultolookmybest;andwhentheywerecomeandapproved,Istarted,regardlessoftheexpense,andforgettinglikeafoolhowbadlytheywouldtakethewater。
  Whatwithurgingofthetailor,andmyownmisgivings,thetimewasnowcomeroundagaintothehigh-dayofSt。Valentine,whenallourmaidswerefulloflovers,andalltheladslookedfoolish。AndnoneofthemmoresheepishorinnocentthanImyself,albeittwenty-oneyearsold,andnotafraidofmenmuch,butterrifiedofwomen,atleast,iftheywerecomely。Andwhatofallthingsscaredmemostwasthethoughtofmyownsize,andknowledgeofmystrength,whichcamelikeknotsuponmedaily。InhonesttruthItellthisthing,whichoftensincehathpuzzledme,whenIcametomixwithmenmore,Iwastothatdegreeashamedofmythicknessandmystature,inthepresenceofawoman,thatIwouldnotputatrunkofwoodonthefireinthekitchen,butletAnniescoldmewell,withasmiletofollow,andwithherownplumphandsliftupalittlelog,andfuelit。ManyatimeIlongedtobenobiggerthanJohnFrywas;whomnowwheninsolentItookwithmylefthandbythewaist-stuff,andsethimonmyhat,andgavehimlittlechancetotreadit;untilhespokeofhisfamily,andrequestedtocomedownagain。
  Nowtakingforgoodomenthis,thatIwasaseven-yearValentine,thoughmuchtoobigforaCupidon,Ichoseaseven-footstaffofash,andfixedaloach-forkinit,tolookasIhadlookedbefore;andleavingworduponmattersofbusiness,outofthebackdoorIwent,andsothroughthelittleorchard,anddownthebrawlingLynn-brook。Notbeingnowsomuchafraid,Istruckacrossthethicketlandbetweenthemeetingwaters,andcameupontheBagworthystreamnearthegreatblackwhirlpool。Nothingamazedmesomuchastofindhowshallowthestreamnowlookedtome,althoughthepoolwasstillasblackandgreedyasitusedtobe。Andstillthegreatrockyslidewasdarkanddifficulttoclimb;thoughthewater,whichoncehadtakenmyknees,wassatisfiednowwithmyankles。Aftersomelabour,I