’Toourgoodsubject,JohnRidd,etc。’——describingmeeversomuchbetterthanIknewmyself——’bythesepresents,greeting。Thesearetorequirethee,inthenameofourlordtheKing,toappearinpersonbeforetheRightWorshipful,theJusticesofHisMajesty’sBenchatWestminster,layingasideallthineownbusiness,andtheretodeliversuchevidenceasiswithinthycognisance,touchingcertainmatterswherebythepeaceofoursaidlordtheKing,andthewell-beingofthisrealm,is,are,orotherwisemaybeimpeached,impugned,imperilled,orotherwisedetrimented。Aswitnessthesepresents。’Andthentherewerefourseals,andthenasignatureIcouldnotmakeout,onlythatitbeganwithaJ,andendedwithsomeotherwriting,donealmostinacircle。Underneathwasaddedinadifferenthandwriting’Chargeswillbeborne。Thematterisfullurgent。’
Themessengerwatchedme,whileIreadsomuchasI
couldreadofit;andheseemedwellpleasedwithmysurprise,becausehehadexpectedit。Then,notknowingwhatelsetodo,Ilookedagainatthecover,andonthetopofitIsaw,’Ride,Ride,Ride!OnHisGraciousMajesty’sbusiness;spurandsparenot。’
Itmaybesupposedbyallwhoknowme,thatIwastakenhereuponwithsuchagiddinessinmyheadandnoisinessinmyears,thatIwasforcedtoholdbythecrookdriveninbelowthethatchforholdingofthehay-rakes。Therewasscarcelyanysenseleftinme,onlythatthethingwascomebypowerofMotherMelldrum,becauseIdespisedherwarning,andhadagainsoughtLorna。Buttheofficerwasgrievedforme,andthedangertohissupper。
’Myson,benotafraid,’hesaid;’wearenotgoingtoskinthee。Onlythoutellallthetruth,anditshallbe——butnevermind,Iwilltelltheeallaboutit,andhowtocomeoutharmless,ifIfindthyvictualsgood,andnodelayinservingthem。’
’Wedoourbest,sir,withoutbargain,’saidI,’topleaseourvisitors。’
Butwhenmymothersawthatparchmentforwecouldnotkeepitfromhershefellawayintoherfavouritebedofstockgilly-flowers,whichshehadbeentending;
andwhenwebroughtherroundagain,didnothingbutexclaimagainstthewickednessoftheageandpeople。
’Itwasuselesstotellher;sheknewwhatitwas,andsoshouldalltheparishknow。TheKinghadheardwhathersonwas,howsober,andquiet,anddiligent,andthestrongestyoungmaninEngland;andbeinghimselfsuchareprobate——Godforgiveherforsayingso——hecouldneverresttillhegotpoorJohnny,andmadehimasdissoluteashimself。Andifhedidthat’——heremotherwentoffintoafitofcrying;andAnniemindedherface,whileLizziesawthathergownwasincomelyorder。
ButthecharacteroftheKingimproved,whenMasterJeremySticklesbeingreallymovedbythelookofit,andnobadmanafteralllaiditclearlybeforemymotherthattheKingonhisthronewasunhappy,untilhehadseenJohnRidd。ThatthefameofJohnhadgonesofar,andhissize,andallhisvirtues——thatverilybytheGodwhomadehim,theKingwasovercomewithit。
Thenmotherlaybackinhergardenchair,andsmileduponthewholeofus,andmostofallonJeremy;
lookingonlyshylyonme,andspeakingthroughsomebreakoftears。’HisMajestyshallhavemyJohn;HisMajestyisverygood:butonlyforafortnight。Iwantnotitlesforhim。Johnnyisenoughforme;andMasterJohnfortheworkingmen。’
NowthoughmymotherwassowillingthatIshouldgotoLondon,expectinggreatpromotionandhighgloryforme,Imyselfwasdeeplygoneintothepitofsorrow。
ForwhatwouldLornathinkofme?Herewasthelongmonthjustexpired,afterworldsofwaiting;therewouldbeherlovelyself,peepingsoftlydowntheglen,andfearingtoencourageme;yettherewouldbenobodyelse,andwhataninsulttoher!Dwellinguponthis,andseeingnochanceofescapefromit,Icouldnotfindonewinkofsleep;thoughJeremyStickleswhosleptclosebysnoredloudenoughtosparemesome。
ForIfeltmyselftobe,asitwere,inaplaceofsomeimportance;inasituationoftrust,Imaysay;andboundnottodepartfromit。ForwhocouldtellwhattheKingmighthavetosaytomeabouttheDoones——andIfeltthattheywereatthebottomofthisstrangeappearance——orwhatHisMajestymightthink,ifafterreceivingamessagefromhimtrustyundersomanysealsIweretoviolatehisfaithinmeasachurchwarden’sson,andfalselyspreadhiswordsabroad?
PerhapsIwasnotwiseinbuildingsuchawallofscruples。Nevertheless,allthatwasthere,andweigheduponmeheavily。AndatlastImadeupmymindtothis,thatevenLornamustnotknowthereasonofmygoing,neitheranythingaboutit;butthatshemightknowIwasgonealongwayfromhome,andperhapsbesorryforit。NowhowwasItoletherknoweventhatmuchofthematter,withoutbreakingcompact?
Puzzlingonthis,Ifellasleep,afterthepropertimetogetup;norwasItobeseenatbreakfasttime;andmotherbeingquitestrangetothatwasveryuneasyaboutit。ButMasterSticklesassuredherthattheKing’swritoftenhadthateffect,andthesymptomwasagoodone。
’Now,MasterStickles,whenmustwestart?’Iaskedhim,asheloungedintheyardgazingatourturkeypoultspickingandrunninginthesuntothetuneoftheirfather’sgobble。’Yourhorsewasgreatlyfoundered,sir,andishardlyfitfortheroadto-day;
andSmilerwassleddingyesterdayallupthehigherCleve;andnoneoftherestcancarryme。’
’Inafewmoreyears,’repliedtheKing’sofficer,contemplatingmewithmuchsatisfaction;’’twillbeacrueltytoanyhorsetoputtheeonhisback,John。’
MasterStickles,bythistime,wasquitefamiliarwithus,callingme’Jack,’andEliza’Lizzie,’andwhatI
likedtheleastofall,ourprettyAnnie’Nancy。’
’ThatwillbeasGodpleases,sir,’Iansweredhim,rathersharply;’andthehorsethatsufferswillnotbethine。ButIwishtoknowwhenwemuststartuponourlongtraveltoLondontown。Iperceivethatthematterisofgreatdespatchandurgency。’
’Tobesure,soitis,myson。ButIseeayearlingturkeythere,himImeanwiththehopinhiswalk,whoifIknowaughtoffowlswouldroastwellto-morrow。
Thymothermusthavepreparation:itisnomorethanreasonable。Now,havethatturkeykilledto-nightforhisfatnessmakesmelongforhim,andwewillhavehimfordinnerto-morrow,with,perhaps,oneofhisbrethren;andafewmorecollopsofreddeer’sfleshforsupper,andthenontheFridaymorning,withthegraceofGod,wewillsetourfacestotheroad,uponHisMajesty’sbusiness。’
’Nay,butgoodsir,’Iaskedwithsometrembling,soeagerwasItoseeLorna;’ifHisMajesty’sbusinesswillkeeptillFriday,mayitnotkeepuntilMonday?
Wehavealitterofsucking-pigs,excellentlychoiceandwhite,sixweeksold,comeFriday。Therebetoomanyforthesow,andoneofthemneedethroasting。
Thinkyounotitwouldbeapitytoleavethewomentocarveit?’
’MysonJack,’repliedMasterStickles,’neverwasIinsuchquartersyet:andGodforbidthatIshouldbesounthankfultoHimastohurryaway。AndnowIthinkonit,Fridayisnotadayuponwhichpiouspeoplelovetocommenceanenterprise。Iwillchoosetheyoungpigto-morrowatnoon,atwhichtimetheyarewonttogambol;andwewillcelebratehisbirthdaybycarvinghimonFriday。Afterthatwewillgirdourloins,andsetforthearlyonSaturday。’
Nowthiswaslittlebettertomethanifwehadsetforthatonce。SundaybeingtheveryfirstdayuponwhichitwouldbehonourableformetoenterGlenDoone。ButthoughItriedeverypossiblemeanswithMasterJeremyStickles,offeringhimthechoicefordinnerofeverybeastthatwasonthefarm,hedurstnotputoffourdeparturelaterthantheSaturday。Andnothingelsebutloveofusandofourhospitalitywouldhavesopersuadedhimtoremainwithustillthen。ThereforenowmyonlychanceofseeingLorna,beforeIwent,layinwatchingfromthecliffandespyingher,orasignalfromher。
This,however,Ididinvain,untilmyeyeswerewearyandoftenwoulddeludethemselveswithhopeofwhattheyachedfor。ButthoughIlayhiddenbehindthetreesuponthecrestofthestonyfall,andwaitedsoquietthattherabbitsandsquirrelsplayedaroundme,andeventhekeen-eyedweaseltookmeforatrunkofwood——itwasallasone;nocastofcolourchangedthewhitestone,whosewhitenessnowwashatefultome;nordidwreathorskirtofmaidenbreakthelonelinessofthevale。
AjourneytoLondonseemedtousinthosebygonedaysashazardousanddarkanadventureascouldbeforcedonanyman。Imean,ofcourse,apoorman;fortoagreatnobleman,witheversomanyoutriders,attendants,andretainers,theriskwasnotsogreat,unlessthehighwaymenknewoftheircomingbeforehand,andsocombinedagainstthem。Toapoorman,however,theriskwasnotsomuchfromthosegentlemenoftheroadasfromthemoreignoblefootpads,andthelandlordsofthelesserhostels,andthelooseunguardedsoldiers,overandabovethepitfallsandthequagmiresoftheway;sothatitwashardtosettle,atthefirstoutgoingwhetheramanwerewisetopraymoreforhisneckorforhishead。
Butnowadaysitisverydifferent。Notthathighway-menarescarce,inthisthereignofourgoodQueenAnne;forintruththeythriveaswellasever,albeittheydeserveitnot,beinglessuprightandcourteous——butthattheroadsaremuchimproved,andthegrowinguseofstage-waggonssomeofwhichwilltravelasmuchasfortymilesinasummerdayhasturnedourancientideasofdistancealmostupsidedown;andIdoubtwhetherGodbepleasedwithourflyingsofastawayfromHim。However,thatisnotmybusiness;nordoesitlieinmymouthtospeakverystronglyuponthesubject,seeinghowmuchImyselfhavedonetowardsmakingofroadsuponExmoor。
Toreturntomystoryand,intruth,Ilosethatroadtoooften,itwouldhavetakentenKing’smessengerstogetmeawayfromPlover’sBarrowswithoutonegoodbyetoLorna,butformysenseofthetrustandreliancewhichHisMajestyhadreposedinme。AndnowIfeltmostbitterlyhowtheveryarrangementswhichseemedsowise,andindeedingenious,maybytheforceofeventsbecomeourmostfatalobstacles。Forlo!I
wasblockedentirelyfromgoingtoseeLorna;whereasweshouldhavefixeditsothatIaswellmighthavethepowerofsignallingmynecessity。
Itwastoolatenowtothinkofthat;andsoImadeupmymindatlasttokeepmyhonouronbothsides,bothtotheKingandtothemaiden,althoughImightloseeverythingexceptaheavyheartforit。Andindeed,moreheartsthanminewereheavy;forwhenitcametothetugofparting,mymotherwaslike,andsowasAnnie,tobreakdownaltogether。ButIbadethembeofgoodcheer,andsmiledinthebriskestmanneruponthem,andsaidthatIshouldbebacknextweekasoneofHisMajesty’sgreatestcaptains,andtoldthemnottofearmethen。Uponwhichtheysmiledattheideaofeverbeingafraidofme,whateverdressImighthaveon;andsoIkissedmyhandoncemore,androdeawayverybravely。Butblessyourheart,IcouldnomorehavedonesothanflownallthewaytoLondonifJeremyStickleshadnotbeenthere。
Andnottotaketoomuchcredittomyselfinthismatter,Imustconfessthatwhenwewerecometotheturnintheroadwherethemoorbegins,andwhenceyouseethelastoftheyard,andthericksandthepoultryroundthemandcanbyknowingtheplaceobtainaglanceofthekitchenwindowunderthewalnut-tree,itwentsohardwithmejustherethatIevenmadepretenceofastoneinancientSmiler’sshoe,todismount,andtobendmyheadawhile。Then,knowingthatthoseIhadleftbehindwouldbewatchingtoseethelastofme,andmighthavefalsehopesofmycomingback,Imountedagainwithallpossiblecourage,androdeafterJeremyStickles。
Jeremy,seeinghowmuchIwasdown,didhisbesttokeepmeupwithjokes,andtales,andlightdiscourse,until,beforewehadriddenaleague,Ibegantolongtoseethethingshewasdescribing。Theair,theweather,andthethoughtsofgoingtoawondrousplace,addedtothefinecompany——atleastsoJeremysaiditwas——ofamanwhoknewallLondon,mademefeelthatI
shouldbeungraciousnottolaughalittle。AndbeingverysimplethenIlaughednomorealittle,butsomethingquiteconsiderablethoughfreefromconsiderationatthestrangethingsMasterSticklestoldme,andhisstrangewayoftellingthem。Andsowebecameveryexcellentfriends,forhewasmuchpleasedwithmylaughing。
Notwishingtothrustmyselfmoreforwardthanneedbeinthisnarrative,Ihavescarcelythoughtitbecomingorrighttospeakofmyownadornments。Butnow,whatwiththebraveclothesIhadon,andthebetteronesstillthatwerepackedupinthebagbehindthesaddle,itisalmostbeyondmetoforbearsayingthatImusthavelookedverypleasing。AndmanyatimeIwished,goingalong,thatLornacouldonlybehereandthere,watchingbehindafurze-bush,lookingatme,andwonderinghowmuchmyclotheshadcost。Formotherwouldhavenostintinthematter,buthadassembledatourhouse,immediatelyuponknowledgeofwhatwastobeaboutLondon,everymanknowntobeagoodstitcheruponoursideofExmoor。Andforthreedaystheyhadworkedtheirbest,withoutstintofbeerorcider,accordingtotheconstitutionofeach。Theresult,sotheyalldeclared,wassuchastocreateadmiration,anddefycompetitioninLondon。Andtomeitseemedthattheywerequiteright;thoughJeremySticklesturneduphisnose,andfeignedtobedeafinthebusiness。
Nowbethatmatterasyouplease——forthepointisnotwortharguing——certainitisthatmyappearancewasbetterthanithadbeenbefore。Forbeinginthebestclothes,onetriestolookandtoactsofarasmaybeuptothequalityofthem。Notonlyforthefearofsoilingthem,butthattheyenlargeaman’sperceptionofhisvalue。Anditstrikesmethatoursinsarise,partlyfromdisdainofothers,butmainlyfromcontemptofself,bothworkingthedespiteofGod。
Butmenofmindmaynotbemeasuredbysuchpaltryruleasthis。
Bydinner-timewearrivedatPorlock,anddinedwithmyoldfriend,MasterPooke,nowgrowingrichandportly。
Forthoughwehadplentyofvictualswithuswewerenottobeginuponthem,untilallchanceofvictuallingamongourfriendswasleftbehind。Andduringthatfirstdaywehadnoneedtomeddlewithourstoreatall;forashadbeensettledbeforewelefthome,welaythatnightatDunsterinthehouseofaworthytanner,firstcousintomymother,whoreceivedusverycordially,andundertooktoreturnoldSmilertohisstableatPlover’sBarrows,afteroneday’srest。
ThencewehiredtoBridgwater;andfromBridgwaterontoBristowe,breakingthejourneybetweenthetwo。Butalthoughthewholewaywassonewtome,andsuchaperpetualsourceofconflict,thattheremembrancestillabideswithme,asifitwerebutyesterday,I
mustnotbesolongintellingasitwasintravelling,oryouwillwishmefarther;bothbecauseLornawasnothingthere,andalsobecauseamaninourneighbourhoodhaddonethewholeofitsincemytime,andfeignstothinknothingofit。However,onething,incommonjusticetoapersonwhohasbeentraduced,I
amboundtomention。Andthisis,thatbeingtwoofus,andmyselfofsuchmagnitude,wenevercouldhavemadeourjourneywithouteitherfightorrunning,butforthefreepasswhichdearAnnie,bysomemeansI