JohnFryhadnowsixshillingsaweekofregularandpermanentwage,besidesallharvestandshearingmoney,aswellasacottagerent-free,andenoughofgarden-groundtorearpot-herbsforhiswifeandallhisfamily。Nowthewagesappointedbyourjustices,atthetimeofsessions,werefour-and-sixpenceaweekforsummer,andashillinglessforthewinter-time;
  andwecouldbefined,andperhapsimprisoned,forgivingmorethanthesumssofixed。ThereforeJohnFrywaslookeduponastherichestmanuponExmoor,I
  meanofcourseamonglabourers,andthereweremanyjokesaboutrobbinghim,asifhewerethemintoftheKing;andTomFagguspromisedtotryhishand,ifhecameacrossJohnonthehighway,althoughhehadceasedfrombusiness,andwasseekingaRoyalpardon。
  Nowisitaccordingtohumannature,orisitathingcontradictoryasIwouldfainbelieve?Butanyhow,therewas,uponExmoor,nomorediscontentedman,nomanmoresurethathehadnothisworth,neitherhalfsosoreaboutit,than,oras,JohnFrywas。AndonethinghedidwhichIcouldnotwhollyorindeedImaysay,inanymeasurereconcilewithmysenseofright,muchasIlabouredtodoJohnjustice,especiallybecauseofhisroguery;andthiswas,thatifwesaidtoomuch,oraccusedhimatalloflazinesswhichhemusthaveknowntobeinhim,heregularlyturnedrounduponus,andquitecompelledustoholdourtongues,bythreateningtolayinformationagainstusforpayinghimtoomuchwages!
  NowIhavenotmentionedallthisofJohnFry,fromanydisrespectforhismemorywhichisgreenandhonestamongstus,farlessfromanydesiretohurtthefeelingsofhisgrandchildren;andIwilldothemthejustice,onceforall,toavow,thuspublicly,thatI
  haveknownagreatmanybiggerrogues,andmostofthemselvesinthenumber。ButIhavereferred,withmoderation,tothislittleflawinaworthycharacterorfoible,aswecallit,whenamanisdeadforthisreasononly——thatwithoutittherewasnoexplainingJohn’sdealingswithJeremyStickles。
  MasterJeremy,beingfullofLondonandNorwichexperience,fellintotheerrorofsupposingthatweclodsandyokelswerethesimplestofthesimple,andcouldbecheatedathisgoodpleasure。Nowthisisnotso:whenoncewesuspectthatpeoplehavethatideaofus,weindulgetheminittothetopoftheirbent,andgrievethattheyshouldcomeoutofit,astheydoatlastinamazement,withlessmoneythanbefore,andthelaughnowsetagainstthem。
  EversinceIhadoffendedJeremy,bythreateninghimasbeforerelatedincaseofhismeddlingwithmyaffairs,hehadmoreandmorealliedhimselfwithsimple-mindedJohn,ashewaspleasedtocallhim。
  JohnFrywaseverything:itwas’runandfetchmyhorse,John’——’John,aremypistolsprimedwell?’——’I
  wantyouinthestable,John,aboutsomethingveryparticular’,untilexceptfortherudenessofit,IwaslongingtotellMasterSticklesthatheoughttopayJohn’swages。Johnforhispartwasnotbackward,butgavehimselfthemostwonderfulairsofsecrecyandimportance,tillhalftheparishbegantothinkthattheaffairsofthenationwereinhishand,andhescornedthesightofadungfork。
  Itwasnotlikelythatthisshouldlast;andbeingtheonlymanintheparishwithanyknowledgeofpolitics,IgaveJohnFrytounderstandthathemustnotpresumetotalksofreely,asifhewereatleastaconstable,abouttheconstitution;whichcouldbenoaffairofhis,andmightbringusallintotrouble。Atthisheonlytossedhisnose,asifhehadbeeninLondonatleastthreetimesformyone;whichvexedmesothatI
  promisedhimthethickendoftheplough-whipifeventhenameofaknightoftheshireshouldpasshislipsforafortnight。
  NowIdidnotsuspectinmystupidnoddlethatJohnFrywouldevertellJeremySticklesaboutthesightattheWizard’sSloughandthemaninthewhitenightcap;
  becauseJohnhadswornonthebladeofhisknifenottobreatheawordtoanysoul,withoutmyfullpermission。
  However,itappearsthatJohnrelated,foracertainconsideration,allthathehadseen,anddoubtlessmorewhichhadaccruedtoit。UponthisMasterStickleswasmuchastonishedatUncleReuben’sproceedings,havingalwaysaccountedhimamostloyal,keen,andwarysubject。
  AllthisIlearneduponrecoveringJeremy’sgoodgraces,whichcametopassinnootherwaythanbythesavingofhislife。Beingboundtokeepthestrictestwatchuponthesevenrooks’nests,andyetnotbearingtobeidleandtowastemymother’sstores,Icontrivedtokeepmyworkentirelyatthewesterncornerofourfarm,whichwasnearesttoGlenDoone,andwhenceI
  couldeasilyruntoaheightcommandingtheviewI
  coveted。
  OnedaySquireFaggushaddroppedinuponus,justintimefordinner;andverysoonheandKing’smessengerwereasthickasneedbe。TomhadbroughthisbelovedmaretoshowherofftoAnnie,andhemountedhisprettysweetheartuponher,aftergivingWinnienoticetobeonherverybestbehaviour。Thesquirewasingreatspirits,havingjustaccomplishedapurchaseoflandwhichwasworthtentimeswhathegaveforit;andthishedidbyamerrytrickuponoldSirRogerBassett,whoneversupposedhimtobeinearnest,asnotpossessingthemoney。Thewholethingwasdoneonabumperofclaretinatavernwheretheymet;andtheoldknighthavingoncepledgedhisword,nolawyerscouldholdhimbackfromit。TheycouldonlysaythatMasterFaggus,beingattaintedoffelony,wasnotacapablegrantee。’Iwillsooncurethat,’quothTom,’mypardonhasbeenreadyformonthsandmonths,sosoonasIcaretosueit。’
  AndnowhewastellingourAnnie,wholistenedveryrosily,andbelievedeverywordhesaid,that,havingbeenruinedinearlyinnocencebythemeansoflawyers,itwasonlyjust,andfairturnforturn,thathavingbecomeamatchforthembylongpracticeuponthehighway,heshouldreinstatehimself,attheirexpense,insociety。AndnowhewouldgotoLondonatonce,andsueouthispardon,andthenwouldhislovelydarlingAnnie,etc。,etc——thingswhichIhadnorighttohear,andinwhichIwasnotwanted。
  ThereforeIstrodeawayupthelanetomyafternoon’semployment,sadlycomparingmylovewiththeirswhichnowappearedsoprosperous,yetheartilygladforAnnie’ssake;onlyrememberingnowandthentheoldproverb’Wrongnevercomesright。’
  Iworkedveryhardinthecopseofyoungash,withmybillhookandashearing-knife;cuttingoutthesaplingswheretheystooledtooclosetogether,makingsparstokeepforthatching,wall-crookstodriveintothecob,stilesforclosesheephurdles,andhandlesforrakes,andhoes,andtwo-bills,ofthelargerandstraighterstuff。AndallthelesserIboundinfaggots,tocomehomeonthesleddtothewoodrick。ItisnottobesupposedthatIdidallthiswork,withoutmanypeepsatthesevenrooks’nests,whichprovedmyLorna’ssafety。Indeed,wheneverIwantedachange,eitherfromcleaving,orhewingtoohard,orstoopingtoomuchatbinding,Iwasupandawaytotheridgeofthehill,insteadofstandinganddoingnothing。
  SoonIforgotaboutTomandAnnie;andfelltothinkingofLornaonly;andhowmuchIwouldmakeofher;andwhatIshouldcallourchildren;andhowIwouldeducatethem,todohonourtoherrank;yetallthetimeIworkednonetheworse,byreasonofmeditation。
  Fresh-cutsparsarenotsogoodasthoseofalittleseasoning;especiallyifthesapwasnotgonedownatthetimeofcutting。Thereforewealwaysfinditneedfultohaveplentystillinstock。
  Itwasverypleasantthereinthecopse,slopingtothewestasitwas,andthesundescendingbrightly,withrocksandbankstodwellupon。Thestemsofmottledanddimpledwood,withtwigscomingoutlikeelbows,hungandclungtogetherclosely,withamodeofbendingin,aschildrendoatsomedanger;overheadtheshrunkenleavesquiveredandrustledripely,havingmanypointslikestars,andrisingandfallingdelicately,asfingersplaysadmusic。Alongthebedoftheslantingground,allbetweenthestoolsofwood,therewereheapsofdeadbrownleaves,andshelteredmatsoflichen,anddriftsofspottedstickgonerotten,andtuftsofrusheshereandthere,fulloffrayandfeathering。
  Allbythehedgeranalittlestream,athingthatcouldbarelynameitself,flowingscarcemorethanapintinaminute,becauseofthesunnyweather。Yethadthisrilllittlecrooksandcranniesdarkandbravelybearded,andagallantrushthroughareedenpipe——thestemofaflagthatwasgrounded;andhereandtheredividedthreads,fromthepointsofabranchingstick,intomightypoolsofrockaslargeasagrownman’shatalmostnappedwithmossallaroundthesidesandhungwithcordedgrasses。Alonganddownthetinybanks,andnoddingintooneanother,evenacrossmainchannel,hungthebrownarcadeofferns;
  somewithgoldtongueslanguishing;somewithcountlessear-dropsjerking,somewithgreatquilledribsuprisingandlongsawsaflapping;otherscupped,andfanningoverwiththegraceofyielding,evenasahollowfountainspreadbywindsthathavelosttheirway。
  Deeplyeachbeyondother,pluming,stooping,glancing,glistening,weavingsoftestpillowlace,coyingtothewindandwater,whentheirfleetingimagedanced,orbywhichtheirbeautymoved,——Godhasmadenolovelierthing;andonlyHetakesheedofthem。
  Itwastimetogohometosuppernow,andIfeltveryfriendlytowardsit,havingbeenhardatworkforsomehours,withonlythevoiceofthelittlerill,andsomeharesandapheasantforcompany。ThesunwasgonedownbehindtheblackwoodonthefarthercliffsofBagworthy,andtherussetofthetuftsandspear-bedswasbecominggray,whilethegreynessofthesaplingashgrewbrownagainstthesky;thehollowcurvesofthelittlestreambecameblackbeneaththegrassesandthefairyfansinnumerable,whileoutsidethehedgeourcloverwascrimpingitsleavesinthedewfall,likethecockedhatsofwood-sorrel,——when,thankingGodforallthisscene,becausemylovehadgiftedmewiththekeytoallthingslovely,Ipreparedtofollowtheirexample,andtorestfromlabour。
  ThereforeIwipedmybill-hookandshearing-knifeverycarefully,forIhatetoleavetoolsdirty;andwasdoubtingwhetherIshouldtryforanotherglanceatthesevenrooks’nests,orwhetheritwouldbetoodarkforit。Itwasnowaquarterofanhourmayhap,sinceI
  hadmadeanychoppingnoise,becauseIhadbeenassortingmyspars,andtyingtheminbundles,insteadofplyingthebill-hook;andthegentletinkleofthestreamwaslouderthanmydoings。Tothis,nodoubt,I
  owemylife,whichthenwithoutmydreamingitwasinnolittlejeopardy。
  For,justasIwastwistingthebineofmyverylastfaggot,beforetuckingtheclefttongueunder,therecamethreemenoutsidethehedge,wherethewesternlightwasyellow;andbyitIcouldseethatallthreeofthemcarriedfirearms。Thesemenwerenotwalkingcarelessly,butfollowingdownthehedge-trough,asiftostalksomeenemy:andforamomentitstruckmecoldtothinkitwasItheywerelookingfor。WiththeswiftnessofterrorIconcludedthatmyvisitstoGlenDoonewereknown,andnowmylifewastheforfeit。
  Itwasamostluckythingforme,thatIheardtheirclothescatchinthebrambles,andsawtheirhatsundertherampartofash,whichismadebywhatwecall’splashing,’andlucky,formethatIstoodinagoyal,andhadthedarkcoppicebehindme。TothisIhadnotimetofly,butwithasortofinstinct,threwmyselfflatinamongthethickfern,andheldmybreath,andlaystillasalog。ForIhadseenthelightgleamontheirgun-barrels,andknowingthefaultsoftheneighbourhood,wouldfainavoidswellingtheirnumber。
  Thenthethreemencametothegapinthehedge,whereIhadbeeninandoutsooften;andstoodup,andlookedinover。
  Itisallverywellforamantoboastthat,inallhislife,hehasneverbeenfrightened,andbelievesthathenevercouldbeso。Theremaybemenofthatnature——Iwillnotdaretodenyit;onlyIhaveneverknownthem。ThefrightIwasnowinwashorrible,andallmybonesseemedtocreepinsideme;whenlyingtherehelpless,withonlyabilletandthecombofferntohideme,intheduskofearlyevening,Isawthreefacesinthegap;andwhatwasworse,threegun-muzzles。
  ’Somebodybeenatworkhere——’itwasthedeepvoiceofCarverDoone;’jumpup,Charlie,andlookabout;wemusthavenowitnesses。’
  ’Givemeahandbehind,’saidCharlie,thesamehandsomeyoungDooneIhadseenthatnight;’thisbankistoodevilishsteepforme。’
  ’Nonsense,man!’criedMarwooddeWhichehalse,whotomyamazementwasthethirdofthenumber;’onlyahindcuttingfaggots;andofcoursehehathgonehomelongago。Blindman’sholiday,aswecallit。Icanseeallovertheplace;andthereisnotevenarabbitthere。’
  AtthatIdrewmybreathagain,andthankedGodIhadgottenmycoaton。
  ’Squireisright,’saidCharlie,whowasstandinguphighonarootperhaps,’thereisnobodytherenow,captain;andluckyforthepoordevilthathekeepethworkman’shours。Evenhischopperisgone,Isee。’
  ’Nodog,noman,istheruleabouthere,whenitcomestocoppicework,’continuedyoungdeWhichehalse;thereisnotamanwoulddareworkthere,withoutadogtoscarethepixies。’