’Haveyouso,sir?Butperhapsthemaidmighthavenodesiretosuitme。’
  ’Thatyoumaytakemywordshehas。Thecolourofthiswinewillproveit。Thelittleslyhussyhasbeentothecobwebbedarchofthecellar,whereshehasnorighttogo,foranyoneunderamagistrate。However,Iamgladtoseeit,andwewillnotspareit,John。
  Aftermytime,somebody,whoevermarrieslittleRuth,willfindsomerarewinesthere,Itrow,andperhapsnotknowthedifference。’
  Thinkingofthistheoldmansighed,andexpectedmetosighafterhim。Butasighisnotlikeayawn
  infectious;andweareallmorepronetobesenttosleepthantosorrowbyoneanother。Notbutwhatasighsometimesmaymakeusthinkofsighing。
  ’Well,sir,’criedI,inmysprightliestmanner,whichrousesupmostpeople,’here’stoyourhealthanddearlittleRuth’s:andmayyoulivetoknockoffthecobwebsfromeverybottleinunderthearch。UncleReuben,yourlifeandhealth,sir?’
  WiththatItookmyglassthoughtfully,foritwaswondrousgood;andUncleBenwaspleasedtoseemedwellingpleasantlyonthesubjectwithparenthesis,andself-commune,andoraljudgmentunpronounced,thoughsmackingoffinedecision。’Curiavultadvisari,’asthelawyerssay;whichmeans,’Letushaveanotherglass,andthenwecanthinkaboutit。’
  ’Comenow,John,’saidUncleBen,layinghiswrinkledhandonmyknee,whenhesawthatnonecouldheedus,’IknowthatyouhaveasneakingfondnessformygrandchildRuth。Don’tinterruptmenow;youhave;andtodenyitwillonlyprovokeme。’
  ’IdolikeRuth,sir,’Isaidboldly,forfearofmisunderstanding;’butIdonotloveher。’
  ’Verywell;thatmakesnodifference。Likingmayverysoonbelovingassomepeoplecallitwhenthemaidhasmoneytohelpher。’
  ’Butiftherebe,asthereisinmycase——’
  ’Onceforall,John,notaword。IdonotattempttoleadyouintoanyengagementwithlittleRuth;neitherwillIblameyouthoughImaybedisappointedifnosuchengagementshouldeverbe。Butwhetheryouwillhavemygrandchild,orwhetheryouwillnot——andsuchachanceisrarelyofferedtoafellowofyourstanding’——UncleBendespisedallfarmers——’inanycaseIhaveatleastresolvedtoletyouknowmysecret;andfortwogoodreasons。Thefirstisthatitwearsmeouttodwelluponit,allalone,andthesecondisthatIcantrustyoutofulfilapromise。Moreover,youaremynextofkin,exceptamongthewomankind;andyouarejustthemanIwant,tohelpmeinmyenterprise。’
  ’AndIwillhelpyou,sir,’Ianswered,fearingsomeconspiracy,’inanythingthatistrue,andloyal,andaccordingtothelawsoftherealm。’
  ’Ha,ha!’criedtheoldman,laughinguntilhiseyesranover,andspreadingouthisskinnyhandsuponhisshiningbreeches,’thouhastgonethesamefools’trackastherest;evenasspyStickleswent,andallhisprecioustroopers。LandingofarmsatGlenthorne,andLynmouth,wagonsescortedacrossthemoor,soundsofmetalandboomingnoises!Ah,butwemanageditcleverly,tocheateventhosesoneartous。
  DisaffectionatTaunton,signsofinsurrectionatDulverton,revolutionarytanneratDunster!Wesetitallabroad,rightwell。Andnotevenyoutosuspectourwork;thoughwethoughtatonetimethatyouwatchedus。Nowwho,doyousuppose,isatthebottomofallthisExmoorinsurgency,allthiswesternrebellion——notthatIsaythereisnone,mind——butwhoisatthebottomofit?’
  ’EitherMotherMelldrum,’saidI,beingnowalittleangry,’orelseoldNickhimself。’
  ’Nay,oldUncleReuben!’Sayingthis,MasterHuckabackcastbackhiscoat,andstoodup,andmadethemostofhimself。
  ’Well!’criedI,beingnowquitecometothelimitsofmyintellect,’then,afterall,CaptainStickleswasrightincallingyouarebel,sir!’
  ’Ofcoursehewas;couldsokeenamanbewrongaboutanoldfoollikeme?Butcome,andseeourrebellion,John。Iwilltrustyounowwitheverything。Iwilltakenooathfromyou;onlyyourwordtokeepsilence;
  andmostofallfromyourmother。’
  ’Iwillgiveyoumyword,’Isaid,althoughlikingnotsuchpledges;whichmakeamanthinkbeforehespeaksinordinarycompany,againsthisusualpractices。
  However,Iwasnowsocurious,thatIthoughtofnothingelse;andscarcelycouldbelieveatallthatUncleBenwasquiterightinhishead。
  ’Takeanotherglassofwine,myson,’hecriedwithacheerfulcountenance,whichmadehimlookmorethantenyearsyounger;’youshallcomeintopartnershipwithme:yourstrengthwillsaveustwohorses,andwealwaysfearthehorsework。Comeandseeourrebellion,myboy;youareamademanfromto-night。’
  ’ButwhereamItocomeandseeit?WhereamItofindit,sir?’
  ’Meetme,’heanswered,yetclosinghishands,andwrinklingwithdoubthisforehead,’comealone,ofcourse;andmeetmeattheWizard’sSlough,attento-morrowmorning。’
  KnowingMasterHuckabacktobeamanofhisword,aswellasonewhowouldhaveothersso,Iwascarefultobeingoodtimethenextmorning,bythesideoftheWizard’sSlough。Iamfreetoadmitthatthenameoftheplaceboreafeelingofuneasiness,andaloveofdistance,insomemeasuretomyheart。ButIdidmybestnottothinkofthis;onlyIthoughtitawiseprecaution,anddueforthesakeofmymotherandLorna,toloadmygunwithadozenslugsmadefromtheleadoftheoldchurch-porch,laidby,longsince,againstwitchcraft。
  Iamwellawarethatsomepeoplenowbegintodoubtaboutwitchcraft;oratanyratefeigntodoso;beingdesiroustodisbelievewhatevertheyareafraidof。
  Thisspiritisgrowingtoocommonamongus,andwillendunlessweputastoptoit!inthedestructionofallreligion。Andasregardswitchcraft,amanisboundeithertobelieveinit,ortodisbelievetheBible。ForevenintheNewTestament,discardingmanythingsoftheOld,suchassacrifices,andSabbath,andfasting,andothermiseries,witchcraftisclearlyspokenofasathingthatmustcontinue;thattheEvilOnebenotutterlyrobbedofhisvestedinterests。
  Henceletnoonetellmethatwitchcraftisdoneawaywith;forIwillmeethimwithSt。Paul,thanwhomnobetterman,andfewlesssuperstitious,canbefoundinalltheBible。
  FeelingthesethingsmoreinthosedaysthanIfeelthemnow,Ifetchedagoodishcompassround,bythewayoftheclovenrocks,ratherthancrossBlackBarrowDown,inarecklessandunholymanner。Therewereseveralspots,uponthatDown,cursedandsmitten,andblasted,asifthunderboltshadfallenthere,andSatansattokeepthemwarm。Atanyrateitwasgoodaseveryoneacknowledgednottowandertheretoomuch;
  evenwithadoctorofdivinityononearmandofmedicineupontheother。
  Therefore,I,beingallalone,andonfootasseemedthewisest,preferredacourseofroundabout;andstartingabouteighto’clock,withoutmentioningmybusiness,arrivedatthemouthofthedeepdescent,suchasJohnFrydescribedit。NowthisthoughIhavenotspokenofitwasnotmyfirsttimeofbeingthere。
  For,althoughIcouldnotbringmyselftospyuponUncleReuben,asJohnFryhaddone,yetIthoughtitnoillmanners,afterhehadleftourhouse,tohavealookatthefamousplace,wherethemalefactorcametolife,atleastinJohn’sopinion。Atthattime,however,Isawnothingexceptthegreatuglyblackmorass,withthegrislyreedsaroundit;andIdidnotcaretogoverynearit,muchlesstopryonthefurtherside。
  Now,ontheotherhand,Iwasbenttogetattheverybottomofthismysteryiftherewereany,havinglessfearofwitchorwizard,withamanofUncleReuben’swealthtotakemypart,andseemethrough。SoI
  rattledtheramroddownmygun,justtoknowifthechargewereright,aftersomuchwalking;andfindingitfullsixinchesdeep,asIliketohaveit,wentboldlydownthesteepgorgeofrock,withafirmresolvetoshootanywitchunlessitweregoodMotherMelldrum。Neverthelesstomysurprise,allwasquiet,andfairtolookat,inthedeclineofthenarrowway,withgreatstalkedfernscomingforthliketrees,yethanginglikecobwebsoverone。Andalongoneside,alittlespringwasgettingridofitswaters。Anymanmightstopandthink;orhemightgoonandthink;andineithercase,therewasnonetosaythathewasmakingafoolofhimself。
  WhenIcametothefootofthisravine,andoveragainstthegreatblackslough,therewasnosignofMasterHuckaback,norofanyotherlivingman,exceptmyself,inthesilence。Therefore,Isatinanicheofrock,gazingattheslough,andponderingtheoldtraditionaboutit。
  Theysaythat,intheancienttimes,amightynecromancerlivedinthewildernessofExmoor。Here,byspellandincantation,hebuilthimselfastronghighpalace,eight-sidedlikeaspider’sweb,andstandingonacentralsteep;sothatneithermannorbeastcouldcrossthemoorswithouthisknowledge。Ifhewishedtorobandslayatraveller,ortohavewildox,orstagforfood,hehadnothingmoretodothansitatoneofhiseightwindows,andpointhisunholybookathim。Anymovingcreature,atwhichthatbookwaspointed,mustobeythecall,andcomefromwhateverdistance,ifsightedoncebythewizard。
  Thiswasabadconditionofthings,andallthecountrygroanedunderit;andExmooralthoughthemosthonestplacethatamancouldwishtoliveinwasbeginningtogetabadreputation,andallthroughthatvilewizard。Nomandurstevengotostealasheep,orapony,orsomuchasadeerfordinner,lestheshouldbebroughttobookbyafarbiggerroguethanhewas。
  Andthiswentonformanyyears;thoughtheyprayedtoGodtoabateit。Butatlast,whenthewizardwasgettingfatandhaughtyuponhishighstomach,amightydeliverancecametoExmoor,andawarning,andamemory。Foronedaythesorcerergazedfromhiswindowfacingthesoutheastofthecompass,andheyawned,havingkilledsomanymenthatnowhewaswearyofit。
  “Ifackins,’hecried,orsomesuchoath,bothprofaneanduncomely,’Iseeamanonthevergeofthesky-line,goingalonglaboriously。Apilgrim,Itrow,orsomesuchfool,withthenailsofhisbootsinsidethem。Toothintobewortheating;butIwillhavehimforthefunofthething;andmostofthosesaintshavegotmoney。’
  Withthesewordshestretchedforthhislegsonastool,andpointedthebookofheathenishspellsbackupwardsatthepilgrim。Nowthisgoodpilgrimwasploddingalong,soberlyandreligiously,withapoundofflintsineitherboot,andnotanounceofmeatinsidehim。Hefeltthespellofthewickedbook,butonlyasahorsemightfeela’gee-wug!’addressedtohim。Itwasinthepowerofthisgoodman,eithertogoon,orturnaside,andseeoutthewizard’smeaning。
  Andforamomenthehaltedandstood,likeoneintwomindsaboutathing。Thenthewizardclappedonecoverto,inajocularandinsultingmanner;andthesoundofitcametothepilgrim’sear,aboutfivemilesinthedistance,likeagreatgunfiredathim。
  ’ByourLady,’hecried,’Imustseetothis;althoughmypoorfeethavenoskinbelowthem。IwillteachthisheathenmiscreanthowtoscoffatGlastonbury。’
  Thereuponheturnedhiscourse,andploughedalongthroughthemoorsandbogs,towardstheeight-sidedpalace。Thewizardsatonhischairofcomfort,andwiththerankestcontemptobservedtheholymanploughingtowardshim。’Hehassomethinggoodinhiswallet,Itrow,’saidtheblackthieftohimself;
  ’thesefellowsgetalwaysthepickofthewine,andthebestofawoman’smoney。’Thenhecried,’Comein,comein,goodsir,’ashealwaysdidtoeveryone。
  ’Badsir,Iwillnotcomein,’saidthepilgrim;
  ’neithershallyoucomeoutagain。Herearethebonesofallyouhaveslain;andhereshallyourownbonesbe。’
  ’Hurrymenot,’criedthesorcerer;’thatisathingtothinkabout。Howmanymileshastthoutravelledthisday?’
  Butthepilgrimwastoowideawake,forifhehadspokenofanynumber,bearingnocrossuponit,thenecromancerwouldhavehadhim,likeaballatbando-play。Thereforeheanswered,astrulyasneedbe,’BythegraceofourLady,nine。’
  Nownineisthecrossestofallcrossnumbers,andfulltothelipofallcrochets。Sothewizardstaggeredback,andthought,andinquiredagainwithbravery,’Wherecanyoufindamanandwife,onegoingup-hillandonegoingdown,andnotawordspokenbetweenthem?’
  ’Inacucumberplant,’saidthemodestsaint;blushingeventothinkofit;andthewizardknewhewasdonefor。
  ’Youhavetriedmewithungodlyquestions,’continuedthehonestpilgrim,withonehandstilloverhiseyes,ashethoughtofthefemininecucumber;’andnowIwillaskyouapureone。Towhomofmankindhaveyoueverdonegood,sinceGodsawfittomakeyou?’