’Haveyouso,sir?Butperhapsthemaidmighthavenodesiretosuitme。’
’Thatyoumaytakemywordshehas。Thecolourofthiswinewillproveit。Thelittleslyhussyhasbeentothecobwebbedarchofthecellar,whereshehasnorighttogo,foranyoneunderamagistrate。However,Iamgladtoseeit,andwewillnotspareit,John。
Aftermytime,somebody,whoevermarrieslittleRuth,willfindsomerarewinesthere,Itrow,andperhapsnotknowthedifference。’
Thinkingofthistheoldmansighed,andexpectedmetosighafterhim。Butasighisnotlikeayawn
infectious;andweareallmorepronetobesenttosleepthantosorrowbyoneanother。Notbutwhatasighsometimesmaymakeusthinkofsighing。
’Well,sir,’criedI,inmysprightliestmanner,whichrousesupmostpeople,’here’stoyourhealthanddearlittleRuth’s:andmayyoulivetoknockoffthecobwebsfromeverybottleinunderthearch。UncleReuben,yourlifeandhealth,sir?’
WiththatItookmyglassthoughtfully,foritwaswondrousgood;andUncleBenwaspleasedtoseemedwellingpleasantlyonthesubjectwithparenthesis,andself-commune,andoraljudgmentunpronounced,thoughsmackingoffinedecision。’Curiavultadvisari,’asthelawyerssay;whichmeans,’Letushaveanotherglass,andthenwecanthinkaboutit。’
’Comenow,John,’saidUncleBen,layinghiswrinkledhandonmyknee,whenhesawthatnonecouldheedus,’IknowthatyouhaveasneakingfondnessformygrandchildRuth。Don’tinterruptmenow;youhave;andtodenyitwillonlyprovokeme。’
’IdolikeRuth,sir,’Isaidboldly,forfearofmisunderstanding;’butIdonotloveher。’
’Verywell;thatmakesnodifference。Likingmayverysoonbelovingassomepeoplecallitwhenthemaidhasmoneytohelpher。’
’Butiftherebe,asthereisinmycase——’
’Onceforall,John,notaword。IdonotattempttoleadyouintoanyengagementwithlittleRuth;neitherwillIblameyouthoughImaybedisappointedifnosuchengagementshouldeverbe。Butwhetheryouwillhavemygrandchild,orwhetheryouwillnot——andsuchachanceisrarelyofferedtoafellowofyourstanding’——UncleBendespisedallfarmers——’inanycaseIhaveatleastresolvedtoletyouknowmysecret;andfortwogoodreasons。Thefirstisthatitwearsmeouttodwelluponit,allalone,andthesecondisthatIcantrustyoutofulfilapromise。Moreover,youaremynextofkin,exceptamongthewomankind;andyouarejustthemanIwant,tohelpmeinmyenterprise。’
’AndIwillhelpyou,sir,’Ianswered,fearingsomeconspiracy,’inanythingthatistrue,andloyal,andaccordingtothelawsoftherealm。’
’Ha,ha!’criedtheoldman,laughinguntilhiseyesranover,andspreadingouthisskinnyhandsuponhisshiningbreeches,’thouhastgonethesamefools’trackastherest;evenasspyStickleswent,andallhisprecioustroopers。LandingofarmsatGlenthorne,andLynmouth,wagonsescortedacrossthemoor,soundsofmetalandboomingnoises!Ah,butwemanageditcleverly,tocheateventhosesoneartous。
DisaffectionatTaunton,signsofinsurrectionatDulverton,revolutionarytanneratDunster!Wesetitallabroad,rightwell。Andnotevenyoutosuspectourwork;thoughwethoughtatonetimethatyouwatchedus。Nowwho,doyousuppose,isatthebottomofallthisExmoorinsurgency,allthiswesternrebellion——notthatIsaythereisnone,mind——butwhoisatthebottomofit?’
’EitherMotherMelldrum,’saidI,beingnowalittleangry,’orelseoldNickhimself。’
’Nay,oldUncleReuben!’Sayingthis,MasterHuckabackcastbackhiscoat,andstoodup,andmadethemostofhimself。
’Well!’criedI,beingnowquitecometothelimitsofmyintellect,’then,afterall,CaptainStickleswasrightincallingyouarebel,sir!’
’Ofcoursehewas;couldsokeenamanbewrongaboutanoldfoollikeme?Butcome,andseeourrebellion,John。Iwilltrustyounowwitheverything。Iwilltakenooathfromyou;onlyyourwordtokeepsilence;
andmostofallfromyourmother。’
’Iwillgiveyoumyword,’Isaid,althoughlikingnotsuchpledges;whichmakeamanthinkbeforehespeaksinordinarycompany,againsthisusualpractices。
However,Iwasnowsocurious,thatIthoughtofnothingelse;andscarcelycouldbelieveatallthatUncleBenwasquiterightinhishead。
’Takeanotherglassofwine,myson,’hecriedwithacheerfulcountenance,whichmadehimlookmorethantenyearsyounger;’youshallcomeintopartnershipwithme:yourstrengthwillsaveustwohorses,andwealwaysfearthehorsework。Comeandseeourrebellion,myboy;youareamademanfromto-night。’
’ButwhereamItocomeandseeit?WhereamItofindit,sir?’
’Meetme,’heanswered,yetclosinghishands,andwrinklingwithdoubthisforehead,’comealone,ofcourse;andmeetmeattheWizard’sSlough,attento-morrowmorning。’
KnowingMasterHuckabacktobeamanofhisword,aswellasonewhowouldhaveothersso,Iwascarefultobeingoodtimethenextmorning,bythesideoftheWizard’sSlough。Iamfreetoadmitthatthenameoftheplaceboreafeelingofuneasiness,andaloveofdistance,insomemeasuretomyheart。ButIdidmybestnottothinkofthis;onlyIthoughtitawiseprecaution,anddueforthesakeofmymotherandLorna,toloadmygunwithadozenslugsmadefromtheleadoftheoldchurch-porch,laidby,longsince,againstwitchcraft。
Iamwellawarethatsomepeoplenowbegintodoubtaboutwitchcraft;oratanyratefeigntodoso;beingdesiroustodisbelievewhatevertheyareafraidof。
Thisspiritisgrowingtoocommonamongus,andwillendunlessweputastoptoit!inthedestructionofallreligion。Andasregardswitchcraft,amanisboundeithertobelieveinit,ortodisbelievetheBible。ForevenintheNewTestament,discardingmanythingsoftheOld,suchassacrifices,andSabbath,andfasting,andothermiseries,witchcraftisclearlyspokenofasathingthatmustcontinue;thattheEvilOnebenotutterlyrobbedofhisvestedinterests。
Henceletnoonetellmethatwitchcraftisdoneawaywith;forIwillmeethimwithSt。Paul,thanwhomnobetterman,andfewlesssuperstitious,canbefoundinalltheBible。
FeelingthesethingsmoreinthosedaysthanIfeelthemnow,Ifetchedagoodishcompassround,bythewayoftheclovenrocks,ratherthancrossBlackBarrowDown,inarecklessandunholymanner。Therewereseveralspots,uponthatDown,cursedandsmitten,andblasted,asifthunderboltshadfallenthere,andSatansattokeepthemwarm。Atanyrateitwasgoodaseveryoneacknowledgednottowandertheretoomuch;
evenwithadoctorofdivinityononearmandofmedicineupontheother。
Therefore,I,beingallalone,andonfootasseemedthewisest,preferredacourseofroundabout;andstartingabouteighto’clock,withoutmentioningmybusiness,arrivedatthemouthofthedeepdescent,suchasJohnFrydescribedit。NowthisthoughIhavenotspokenofitwasnotmyfirsttimeofbeingthere。
For,althoughIcouldnotbringmyselftospyuponUncleReuben,asJohnFryhaddone,yetIthoughtitnoillmanners,afterhehadleftourhouse,tohavealookatthefamousplace,wherethemalefactorcametolife,atleastinJohn’sopinion。Atthattime,however,Isawnothingexceptthegreatuglyblackmorass,withthegrislyreedsaroundit;andIdidnotcaretogoverynearit,muchlesstopryonthefurtherside。
Now,ontheotherhand,Iwasbenttogetattheverybottomofthismysteryiftherewereany,havinglessfearofwitchorwizard,withamanofUncleReuben’swealthtotakemypart,andseemethrough。SoI
rattledtheramroddownmygun,justtoknowifthechargewereright,aftersomuchwalking;andfindingitfullsixinchesdeep,asIliketohaveit,wentboldlydownthesteepgorgeofrock,withafirmresolvetoshootanywitchunlessitweregoodMotherMelldrum。Neverthelesstomysurprise,allwasquiet,andfairtolookat,inthedeclineofthenarrowway,withgreatstalkedfernscomingforthliketrees,yethanginglikecobwebsoverone。Andalongoneside,alittlespringwasgettingridofitswaters。Anymanmightstopandthink;orhemightgoonandthink;andineithercase,therewasnonetosaythathewasmakingafoolofhimself。
WhenIcametothefootofthisravine,andoveragainstthegreatblackslough,therewasnosignofMasterHuckaback,norofanyotherlivingman,exceptmyself,inthesilence。Therefore,Isatinanicheofrock,gazingattheslough,andponderingtheoldtraditionaboutit。
Theysaythat,intheancienttimes,amightynecromancerlivedinthewildernessofExmoor。Here,byspellandincantation,hebuilthimselfastronghighpalace,eight-sidedlikeaspider’sweb,andstandingonacentralsteep;sothatneithermannorbeastcouldcrossthemoorswithouthisknowledge。Ifhewishedtorobandslayatraveller,ortohavewildox,orstagforfood,hehadnothingmoretodothansitatoneofhiseightwindows,andpointhisunholybookathim。Anymovingcreature,atwhichthatbookwaspointed,mustobeythecall,andcomefromwhateverdistance,ifsightedoncebythewizard。
Thiswasabadconditionofthings,andallthecountrygroanedunderit;andExmooralthoughthemosthonestplacethatamancouldwishtoliveinwasbeginningtogetabadreputation,andallthroughthatvilewizard。Nomandurstevengotostealasheep,orapony,orsomuchasadeerfordinner,lestheshouldbebroughttobookbyafarbiggerroguethanhewas。
Andthiswentonformanyyears;thoughtheyprayedtoGodtoabateit。Butatlast,whenthewizardwasgettingfatandhaughtyuponhishighstomach,amightydeliverancecametoExmoor,andawarning,andamemory。Foronedaythesorcerergazedfromhiswindowfacingthesoutheastofthecompass,andheyawned,havingkilledsomanymenthatnowhewaswearyofit。
“Ifackins,’hecried,orsomesuchoath,bothprofaneanduncomely,’Iseeamanonthevergeofthesky-line,goingalonglaboriously。Apilgrim,Itrow,orsomesuchfool,withthenailsofhisbootsinsidethem。Toothintobewortheating;butIwillhavehimforthefunofthething;andmostofthosesaintshavegotmoney。’
Withthesewordshestretchedforthhislegsonastool,andpointedthebookofheathenishspellsbackupwardsatthepilgrim。Nowthisgoodpilgrimwasploddingalong,soberlyandreligiously,withapoundofflintsineitherboot,andnotanounceofmeatinsidehim。Hefeltthespellofthewickedbook,butonlyasahorsemightfeela’gee-wug!’addressedtohim。Itwasinthepowerofthisgoodman,eithertogoon,orturnaside,andseeoutthewizard’smeaning。
Andforamomenthehaltedandstood,likeoneintwomindsaboutathing。Thenthewizardclappedonecoverto,inajocularandinsultingmanner;andthesoundofitcametothepilgrim’sear,aboutfivemilesinthedistance,likeagreatgunfiredathim。
’ByourLady,’hecried,’Imustseetothis;althoughmypoorfeethavenoskinbelowthem。IwillteachthisheathenmiscreanthowtoscoffatGlastonbury。’
Thereuponheturnedhiscourse,andploughedalongthroughthemoorsandbogs,towardstheeight-sidedpalace。Thewizardsatonhischairofcomfort,andwiththerankestcontemptobservedtheholymanploughingtowardshim。’Hehassomethinggoodinhiswallet,Itrow,’saidtheblackthieftohimself;
’thesefellowsgetalwaysthepickofthewine,andthebestofawoman’smoney。’Thenhecried,’Comein,comein,goodsir,’ashealwaysdidtoeveryone。
’Badsir,Iwillnotcomein,’saidthepilgrim;
’neithershallyoucomeoutagain。Herearethebonesofallyouhaveslain;andhereshallyourownbonesbe。’
’Hurrymenot,’criedthesorcerer;’thatisathingtothinkabout。Howmanymileshastthoutravelledthisday?’
Butthepilgrimwastoowideawake,forifhehadspokenofanynumber,bearingnocrossuponit,thenecromancerwouldhavehadhim,likeaballatbando-play。Thereforeheanswered,astrulyasneedbe,’BythegraceofourLady,nine。’
Nownineisthecrossestofallcrossnumbers,andfulltothelipofallcrochets。Sothewizardstaggeredback,andthought,andinquiredagainwithbravery,’Wherecanyoufindamanandwife,onegoingup-hillandonegoingdown,andnotawordspokenbetweenthem?’
’Inacucumberplant,’saidthemodestsaint;blushingeventothinkofit;andthewizardknewhewasdonefor。
’Youhavetriedmewithungodlyquestions,’continuedthehonestpilgrim,withonehandstilloverhiseyes,ashethoughtofthefemininecucumber;’andnowIwillaskyouapureone。Towhomofmankindhaveyoueverdonegood,sinceGodsawfittomakeyou?’