"No,"saidSmith,"thatwillbeallrighttillwegethome."
  Hespokeinaveryloud,offhandway,andIthoughtitveryunlikehimnottoseeabouttheshoe,ashewasgenerallywonderfullyparticularaboutloosenailsinourshoes.Hedidnotcomeatsixnorseven,noreight,anditwasnearlynineo’clockbeforehecalledforme,andthenitwaswithaloud,roughvoice.Heseemedinaverybadtemper,andabusedthehostler,thoughIcouldnottellwhatfor.
  Thelandlordstoodatthedoorandsaid,"Haveacare,Mr.Smith!"
  butheansweredangrilywithanoath;andalmostbeforehewasoutofthetownhebegantogallop,frequentlygivingmeasharpcutwithhiswhip,thoughIwasgoingatfullspeed.Themoonhadnotyetrisen,anditwasverydark.Theroadswerestony,havingbeenrecentlymended;
  goingoverthematthispace,myshoebecamelooser,andaswenearedtheturnpikegateitcameoff.
  IfSmithhadbeeninhisrightsenseshewouldhavebeensensibleofsomethingwronginmypace,buthewastoodrunktonotice.
  Beyondtheturnpikewasalongpieceofroad,uponwhichfreshstoneshadjustbeenlaid——largesharpstones,overwhichnohorsecouldbedrivenquicklywithoutriskofdanger.Overthisroad,withoneshoegone,Iwasforcedtogallopatmyutmostspeed,myridermeanwhilecuttingintomewithhiswhip,andwithwildcursesurgingmetogostillfaster.
  Ofcoursemyshoelessfootsuffereddreadfully;thehoofwasbrokenandsplitdowntotheveryquick,andtheinsidewasterriblycutbythesharpnessofthestones.
  Thiscouldnotgoon;nohorsecouldkeephisfootingundersuchcircumstances;thepainwastoogreat.Istumbled,andfellwithviolenceonbothmyknees.Smithwasflungoffbymyfall,and,owingtothespeedIwasgoingat,hemusthavefallenwithgreatforce.
  Isoonrecoveredmyfeetandlimpedtothesideoftheroad,whereitwasfreefromstones.Themoonhadjustrisenabovethehedge,andbyitslightIcouldseeSmithlyingafewyardsbeyondme.
  Hedidnotrise;hemadeoneslightefforttodoso,andthentherewasaheavygroan.Icouldhavegroaned,too,forIwassufferingintensepainbothfrommyfootandknees;
  buthorsesareusedtobeartheirpaininsilence.Iutterednosound,butIstoodthereandlistened.OnemoreheavygroanfromSmith;
  butthoughhenowlayinthefullmoonlightIcouldseenomotion.
  Icoulddonothingforhimnormyself,but,oh!howIlistenedforthesoundofhorse,orwheels,orfootsteps!Theroadwasnotmuchfrequented,andatthistimeofthenightwemightstayforhoursbeforehelpcametous.
  Istoodwatchingandlistening.Itwasacalm,sweetAprilnight;
  therewerenosoundsbutafewlownotesofanightingale,andnothingmovedbutthewhitecloudsnearthemoonandabrownowlthatflittedoverthehedge.Itmademethinkofthesummernightslongago,whenIusedtoliebesidemymotherinthegreenpleasantmeadowatFarmerGrey’s.
  26HowitEndedItmusthavebeennearlymidnightwhenIheardatagreatdistancethesoundofahorse’sfeet.Sometimesthesounddiedaway,thenitgrewcleareragainandnearer.TheroadtoEarlshallledthroughwoodsthatbelongedtotheearl;thesoundcameinthatdirection,andIhopeditmightbesomeonecominginsearchofus.AsthesoundcamenearerandnearerIwasalmostsureIcoulddistinguishGinger’sstep;
  alittlenearerstill,andIcouldtellshewasinthedog—cart.
  Ineighedloudly,andwasoverjoyedtohearanansweringneighfromGinger,andmen’svoices.Theycameslowlyoverthestones,andstoppedatthedarkfigurethatlayupontheground.
  Oneofthemenjumpedout,andstoopeddownoverit."ItisReuben,"
  hesaid,"andhedoesnotstir!"
  Theothermanfollowed,andbentoverhim."He’sdead,"hesaid;
  "feelhowcoldhishandsare."
  Theyraisedhimup,buttherewasnolife,andhishairwassoakedwithblood.Theylaidhimdownagain,andcameandlookedatme.
  Theysoonsawmycutknees.
  "Why,thehorsehasbeendownandthrownhim!Whowouldhavethoughttheblackhorsewouldhavedonethat?Nobodythoughthecouldfall.
  Reubenmusthavebeenlyinghereforhours!Odd,too,thatthehorsehasnotmovedfromtheplace."
  Robertthenattemptedtoleadmeforward.Imadeastep,butalmostfellagain.
  "Halloo!he’sbadinhisfootaswellashisknees.Lookhere——
  hishoofiscutalltopieces;hemightwellcomedown,poorfellow!
  Itellyouwhat,Ned,I’mafraidithasn’tbeenallrightwithReuben.
  Justthinkofhisridingahorseoverthesestoneswithoutashoe!
  Why,ifhehadbeeninhisrightsenseshewouldjustassoonhavetriedtoridehimoverthemoon.I’mafraidithasbeentheoldthingoveragain.
  PoorSusan!shelookedawfullypalewhenshecametomyhousetoaskifhehadnotcomehome.Shemadebelieveshewasnotabitanxious,andtalkedofalotofthingsthatmighthavekepthim.
  Butforallthatshebeggedmetogoandmeethim.Butwhatmustwedo?
  There’sthehorsetogethomeaswellasthebody,andthatwillbenoeasymatter."
  Thenfollowedaconversationbetweenthem,tillitwasagreedthatRobert,asthegroom,shouldleadme,andthatNedmusttakethebody.
  Itwasahardjobtogetitintothedog—cart,fortherewasnoonetoholdGinger;butsheknewaswellasIdidwhatwasgoingon,andstoodasstillasastone.Inoticedthat,because,ifshehadafault,itwasthatshewasimpatientinstanding.
  Nedstartedoffveryslowlywithhissadload,andRobertcameandlookedatmyfootagain;thenhetookhishandkerchiefandbounditcloselyround,andsoheledmehome.Ishallneverforgetthatnightwalk;
  itwasmorethanthreemiles.Robertledmeonveryslowly,andIlimpedandhobbledonaswellasIcouldwithgreatpain.
  Iamsurehewassorryforme,forheoftenpattedandencouragedme,talkingtomeinapleasantvoice.
  AtlastIreachedmyownbox,andhadsomecorn;andafterRoberthadwrappedupmykneesinwetcloths,hetiedupmyfootinabranpoultice,todrawouttheheatandcleanseitbeforethehorse—doctorsawitinthemorning,andImanagedtogetmyselfdownonthestraw,andsleptinspiteofthepain.
  Thenextdayafterthefarrierhadexaminedmywounds,hesaidhehopedthejointwasnotinjured;andifso,Ishouldnotbespoiledforwork,butIshouldneverlosetheblemish.Ibelievetheydidthebesttomakeagoodcure,butitwasalongandpainfulone.Proudflesh,astheycalledit,cameupinmyknees,andwasburnedoutwithcaustic;
  andwhenatlastitwashealed,theyputablisteringfluidoverthefrontofbothkneestobringallthehairoff;theyhadsomereasonforthis,andIsupposeitwasallright.
  AsSmith’sdeathhadbeensosudden,andnoonewastheretoseeit,therewasaninquestheld.ThelandlordandhostlerattheWhiteLion,withseveralotherpeople,gaveevidencethathewasintoxicatedwhenhestartedfromtheinn.Thekeeperofthetoll—gatesaidherodeatahardgallopthroughthegate;andmyshoewaspickedupamongthestones,sothatthecasewasquiteplaintothem,andIwasclearedofallblame.
  EverybodypitiedSusan.Shewasnearlyoutofhermind;
  shekeptsayingoverandoveragain,"Oh!hewassogood——sogood!
  Itwasallthatcurseddrink;whywilltheysellthatcurseddrink?
  OhReuben,Reuben!"Soshewentontillafterhewasburied;andthen,asshehadnohomeorrelations,she,withhersixlittlechildren,wasobligedoncemoretoleavethepleasanthomebythetalloak—trees,andgointothatgreatgloomyUnionHouse.
  27RuinedandGoingDownhillAssoonasmykneesweresufficientlyhealedIwasturnedintoasmallmeadowforamonthortwo;noothercreaturewasthere;andthoughIenjoyedthelibertyandthesweetgrass,yetIhadbeensolongusedtosocietythatIfeltverylonely.GingerandIhadbecomefastfriends,andnowImissedhercompanyextremely.IoftenneighedwhenIheardhorses’feetpassingintheroad,butIseldomgotananswer;
  tillonemorningthegatewasopened,andwhoshouldcomeinbutdearoldGinger.Themanslippedoffherhalter,andleftherthere.
  WithajoyfulwhinnyItrotteduptoher;wewerebothgladtomeet,butIsoonfoundthatitwasnotforourpleasurethatshewasbroughttobewithme.Herstorywouldbetoolongtotell,buttheendofitwasthatshehadbeenruinedbyhardriding,andwasnowturnedofftoseewhatrestwoulddo.
  LordGeorgewasyoungandwouldtakenowarning;hewasahardrider,andwouldhuntwheneverhecouldgetthechance,quitecarelessofhishorse.
  SoonafterIleftthestabletherewasasteeplechase,andhedeterminedtoride.Thoughthegroomtoldhimshewasalittlestrained,andwasnotfitfortherace,hedidnotbelieveit,andonthedayoftheraceurgedGingertokeepupwiththeforemostriders.
  Withherhighspirit,shestrainedherselftotheutmost;
  shecameinwiththefirstthreehorses,butherwindwastouched,besideswhichhewastooheavyforher,andherbackwasstrained.
  "Andso,"shesaid,"hereweare,ruinedintheprimeofouryouthandstrength,youbyadrunkard,andIbyafool;itisveryhard."
  Webothfeltinourselvesthatwewerenotwhatwehadbeen.However,thatdidnotspoilthepleasurewehadineachother’scompany;
  wedidnotgallopaboutasweoncedid,butweusedtofeed,andliedowntogether,andstandforhoursunderoneoftheshadylime—treeswithourheadsclosetoeachother;andsowepassedourtimetillthefamilyreturnedfromtown.
  Onedaywesawtheearlcomeintothemeadow,andYorkwaswithhim.
  Seeingwhoitwas,westoodstillunderourlime—tree,andletthemcomeuptous.Theyexamineduscarefully.
  Theearlseemedmuchannoyed.
  "Thereisthreehundredpoundsflungawayfornoearthlyuse,"saidhe;
  "butwhatIcaremostforisthatthesehorsesofmyoldfriend,whothoughttheywouldfindagoodhomewithme,areruined.
  Themareshallhaveatwelve—month’srun,andweshallseewhatthatwilldoforher;buttheblackone,hemustbesold;
  ’tisagreatpity,butIcouldnothavekneesliketheseinmystables."
  "No,mylord,ofcoursenot,"saidYork;"buthemightgetaplacewhereappearanceisnotofmuchconsequence,andstillbewelltreated.IknowamaninBath,themasterofsomeliverystables,whooftenwantsagoodhorseatalowfigure;
  Iknowhelookswellafterhishorses.Theinquestclearedthehorse’scharacter,andyourlordship’srecommendation,ormine,wouldbesufficientwarrantforhim."
  "Youhadbetterwritetohim,York.Ishouldbemoreparticularabouttheplacethanthemoneyhewouldfetch."
  Afterthistheyleftus.
  "They’llsoontakeyouaway,"saidGinger,"andIshalllosetheonlyfriendIhave,andmostlikelyweshallneverseeeachotheragain.
  ’Tisahardworld!"
  AboutaweekafterthisRobertcameintothefieldwithahalter,whichheslippedovermyhead,andledmeaway.Therewasnoleave—takingofGinger;weneighedtoeachotherasIwasledoff,andshetrottedanxiouslyalongbythehedge,callingtomeaslongasshecouldhearthesoundofmyfeet.
  ThroughtherecommendationofYork,Iwasboughtbythemasteroftheliverystables.Ihadtogobytrain,whichwasnewtome,andrequiredagooddealofcouragethefirsttime;
  butasIfoundthepuffing,rushing,whistling,and,morethanall,thetremblingofthehorse—boxinwhichIstooddidmenorealharm,Isoontookitquietly.
  WhenIreachedtheendofmyjourneyIfoundmyselfinatolerablycomfortablestable,andwellattendedto.
  ThesestableswerenotsoairyandpleasantasthoseIhadbeenusedto.
  Thestallswerelaidonaslopeinsteadofbeinglevel,andasmyheadwaskepttiedtothemanger,Iwasobligedalwaystostandontheslope,whichwasveryfatiguing.Mendonotseemtoknowyetthathorsescandomoreworkiftheycanstandcomfortablyandcanturnabout;
  however,Iwaswellfedandwellcleaned,and,onthewhole,Ithinkourmastertookasmuchcareofusashecould.
  Hekeptagoodmanyhorsesandcarriagesofdifferentkindsforhire.
  Sometimeshisownmendrovethem;atothers,thehorseandchaisewerelettogentlemenorladieswhodrovethemselves.
  28AJobHorseandHisDriversHithertoIhadalwaysbeendrivenbypeoplewhoatleastknewhowtodrive;
  butinthisplaceIwastogetmyexperienceofallthedifferentkindsofbadandignorantdrivingtowhichwehorsesaresubjected;
  forIwasa"jobhorse",andwasletouttoallsortsofpeoplewhowishedtohireme;andasIwasgood—temperedandgentle,IthinkIwasoftenerletouttotheignorantdriversthansomeoftheotherhorses,becauseIcouldbedependedupon.ItwouldtakealongtimetotellofallthedifferentstylesinwhichIwasdriven,butIwillmentionafewofthem.
  First,therewerethetight—reindrivers——menwhoseemedtothinkthatalldependedonholdingthereinsashardastheycould,neverrelaxingthepullonthehorse’smouth,orgivinghimtheleastlibertyofmovement.
  Theyarealwaystalkingabout"keepingthehorsewellinhand",and"holdingahorseup",justasifahorsewasnotmadetoholdhimselfup.
  Somepoor,broken—downhorses,whosemouthshavebeenmadehardandinsensiblebyjustsuchdriversasthese,may,perhaps,findsomesupportinit;butforahorsewhocandependuponhisownlegs,andwhohasatendermouthandiseasilyguided,itisnotonlytormenting,butitisstupid.
  Thentherearetheloose—reindrivers,wholetthereinslieeasilyonourbacks,andtheirownhandrestlazilyontheirknees.Ofcourse,suchgentlemenhavenocontroloverahorse,ifanythinghappenssuddenly.
  Ifahorseshies,orstarts,orstumbles,theyarenowhere,andcannothelpthehorseorthemselvestillthemischiefisdone.
  Ofcourse,formyselfIhadnoobjectiontoit,asIwasnotinthehabiteitherofstartingorstumbling,andhadonlybeenusedtodependonmydriverforguidanceandencouragement.Still,onelikestofeelthereinalittleingoingdownhill,andlikestoknowthatone’sdriverisnotgonetosleep.
  Besides,aslovenlywayofdrivinggetsahorseintobadandoftenlazyhabits,andwhenhechangeshandshehastobewhippedoutofthemwithmoreorlesspainandtrouble.
  SquireGordonalwayskeptustoourbestpacesandourbestmanners.
  Hesaidthatspoilingahorseandlettinghimgetintobadhabitswasjustascruelasspoilingachild,andbothhadtosufferforitafterward.
  Besides,thesedriversareoftencarelessaltogether,andwillattendtoanythingelsemorethantheirhorses.
  Iwentoutinthephaetononedaywithoneofthem;hehadaladyandtwochildrenbehind.Hefloppedthereinsaboutaswestarted,andofcoursegavemeseveralunmeaningcutswiththewhip,thoughIwasfairlyoff.Therehadbeenagooddealofroad—mendinggoingon,andevenwherethestoneswerenotfreshlylaiddowntherewereagreatmanylooseonesabout.Mydriverwaslaughingandjokingwiththeladyandthechildren,andtalkingaboutthecountrytotherightandtheleft;butheneverthoughtitworthwhiletokeepaneyeonhishorseortodriveonthesmoothestpartsoftheroad;
  andsoiteasilyhappenedthatIgotastoneinoneofmyforefeet.
  Now,ifMr.GordonorJohn,orinfactanygooddriver,hadbeenthere,hewouldhaveseenthatsomethingwaswrongbeforeIhadgonethreepaces.
  Orevenifithadbeendarkapracticedhandwouldhavefeltbythereinthattherewassomethingwronginthestep,andtheywouldhavegotdownandpickedoutthestone.Butthismanwentonlaughingandtalking,whileateverystepthestonebecamemorefirmlywedgedbetweenmyshoeandthefrogofmyfoot.Thestonewassharpontheinsideandroundontheoutside,which,aseveryoneknows,isthemostdangerouskindthatahorsecanpickup,atthesametimecuttinghisfootandmakinghimmostliabletostumbleandfall.
  WhetherthemanwaspartlyblindoronlyverycarelessIcan’tsay,buthedrovemewiththatstoneinmyfootforagoodhalf—milebeforehesawanything.BythattimeIwasgoingsolamewiththepainthatatlasthesawit,andcalledout,"Well,here’sago!Why,theyhavesentusoutwithalamehorse!Whatashame!"
  Hethenchuckedthereinsandflippedaboutwiththewhip,saying,"Now,then,it’snouseplayingtheoldsoldierwithme;
  there’sthejourneytogo,andit’snouseturninglameandlazy."
  Justatthistimeafarmercameridinguponabrowncob.
  Heliftedhishatandpulledup.
  "Ibegyourpardon,sir,"hesaid,"butIthinkthereissomethingthematterwithyourhorse;hegoesverymuchasifhehadastoneinhisshoe.
  IfyouwillallowmeIwilllookathisfeet;theseloosescatteredstonesareconfoundeddangerousthingsforthehorses."
  "He’sahiredhorse,"saidmydriver."Idon’tknowwhat’sthematterwithhim,butitisagreatshametosendoutalamebeastlikethis."
  Thefarmerdismounted,andslippinghisreinoverhisarmatoncetookupmynearfoot.
  "Blessme,there’sastone!Lame!Ishouldthinkso!"
  Atfirsthetriedtodislodgeitwithhishand,butasitwasnowverytightlywedgedhedrewastone—pickoutofhispocket,andverycarefullyandwithsometroublegotitout.Thenholdingituphesaid,"There,that’sthestoneyourhorsehadpickedup.
  Itisawonderhedidnotfalldownandbreakhiskneesintothebargain!"
  "Well,tobesure!"saidmydriver;"thatisaqueerthing!
  Ineverknewthathorsespickedupstonesbefore."
  "Didn’tyou?"saidthefarmerrathercontemptuously;"buttheydo,though,andthebestofthemwilldoit,andcan’thelpitsometimesonsuchroadsasthese.Andifyoudon’twanttolameyourhorseyoumustlooksharpandgetthemoutquickly.Thisfootisverymuchbruised,"hesaid,settingitgentlydownandpattingme."IfImightadvise,sir,youhadbetterdrivehimgentlyforawhile;thefootisagooddealhurt,andthelamenesswillnotgooffdirectly."
  Thenmountinghiscobandraisinghishattotheladyhetrottedoff.
  Whenhewasgonemydriverbegantoflopthereinsaboutandwhiptheharness,bywhichIunderstoodthatIwastogoon,whichofcourseIdid,gladthatthestonewasgone,butstillinagooddealofpain.
  Thiswasthesortofexperiencewejobhorsesoftencameinfor.
  29CockneysThenthereisthesteam—enginestyleofdriving;thesedriversweremostlypeoplefromtowns,whoneverhadahorseoftheirownandgenerallytraveledbyrail.
  Theyalwaysseemedtothinkthatahorsewassomethinglikeasteam—engine,onlysmaller.Atanyrate,theythinkthatifonlytheypayforitahorseisboundtogojustasfarandjustasfastandwithjustasheavyaloadastheyplease.Andbetheroadsheavyandmuddy,ordryandgood;
  betheystonyorsmooth,uphillordownhill,itisallthesame——on,on,on,onemustgo,atthesamepace,withnoreliefandnoconsideration.
  Thesepeopleneverthinkofgettingouttowalkupasteephill.Oh,no,theyhavepaidtoride,andridetheywill!Thehorse?Oh,he’susedtoit!
  Whatwerehorsesmadefor,ifnottodragpeopleuphill?Walk!
  Agoodjokeindeed!Andsothewhipispliedandthereinischuckedandoftenarough,scoldingvoicecriesout,"Goalong,youlazybeast!"
  Andthenanotherslashofthewhip,whenallthetimewearedoingourverybesttogetalong,uncomplainingandobedient,thoughoftensorelyharassedanddown—hearted.
  Thissteam—enginestyleofdrivingwearsusupfasterthananyotherkind.
  IwouldfarrathergotwentymileswithagoodconsideratedriverthanIwouldgotenwithsomeofthese;itwouldtakelessoutofme.
  Anotherthing,theyscarcelyeverputonthebrake,howeversteepthedownhillmaybe,andthusbadaccidentssometimeshappen;
  oriftheydoputiton,theyoftenforgettotakeitoffatthebottomofthehill,andmorethanonceIhavehadtopullhalfwayupthenexthill,withoneofthewheelsheldbythebrake,beforemydriverchosetothinkaboutit;andthatisaterriblestrainonahorse.
  Thenthesecockneys,insteadofstartingataneasypace,asagentlemanwoulddo,generallysetoffatfullspeedfromtheverystable—yard;andwhentheywanttostop,theyfirstwhipus,andthenpullupsosuddenlythatwearenearlythrownonourhaunches,andourmouthsjaggedwiththebit——theycallthatpullingupwithadash;
  andwhentheyturnacornertheydoitassharplyasiftherewerenorightsideorwrongsideoftheroad.
  IwellrememberonespringeveningIandRoryhadbeenoutfortheday.
  (Rorywasthehorsethatmostlywentwithmewhenapairwasordered,andagoodhonestfellowhewas.)Wehadourowndriver,andashewasalwaysconsiderateandgentlewithus,wehadaverypleasantday.
  Wewerecominghomeatagoodsmartpace,abouttwilight.
  Ourroadturnedsharptotheleft;butaswewereclosetothehedgeonourownside,andtherewasplentyofroomtopass,ourdriverdidnotpullusin.AswenearedthecornerIheardahorseandtwowheelscomingrapidlydownthehilltowardus.Thehedgewashigh,andIcouldseenothing,butthenextmomentwewereuponeachother.
  Happilyforme,Iwasonthesidenextthehedge.Rorywasontheleftsideofthepole,andhadnotevenashafttoprotecthim.
  Themanwhowasdrivingwasmakingstraightforthecorner,andwhenhecameinsightofushehadnotimetopullovertohisownside.
  ThewholeshockcameuponRory.Thegigshaftranrightintothechest,makinghimstaggerbackwithacrythatIshallneverforget.
  Theotherhorsewasthrownuponhishaunchesandoneshaftbroken.
  Itturnedoutthatitwasahorsefromourownstables,withthehigh—wheeledgigthattheyoungmenweresofondof.
  Thedriverwasoneofthoserandom,ignorantfellows,whodon’tevenknowwhichistheirownsideoftheroad,or,iftheyknow,don’tcare.
  AndtherewaspoorRorywithhisfleshtornopenandbleeding,andthebloodstreamingdown.Theysaidifithadbeenalittlemoretoonesideitwouldhavekilledhim;andagoodthingforhim,poorfellow,ifithad.
  Asitwas,itwasalongtimebeforethewoundhealed,andthenhewassoldforcoal—carting;andwhatthatis,upanddownthosesteephills,onlyhorsesknow.SomeofthesightsIsawthere,whereahorsehadtocomedownhillwithaheavilyloadedtwo—wheelcartbehindhim,onwhichnobrakecouldbeplaced,makemesadevennowtothinkof.
  AfterRorywasdisabledIoftenwentinthecarriagewithamarenamedPeggy,whostoodinthenextstalltomine.Shewasastrong,well—madeanimal,ofabrightduncolor,beautifullydappled,andwithadark—brownmaneandtail.Therewasnohighbreedingabouther,butshewasveryprettyandremarkablysweet—temperedandwilling.
  Still,therewasananxiouslookabouthereye,bywhichIknewthatshehadsometrouble.ThefirsttimewewentouttogetherIthoughtshehadaveryoddpace;sheseemedtogopartlyatrot,partlyacanter,threeorfourpaces,andthenalittlejumpforward.
  Itwasveryunpleasantforanyhorsewhopulledwithher,andmademequitefidgety.WhenwegothomeIaskedherwhatmadehergointhatodd,awkwardway.
  "Ah,"shesaidinatroubledmanner,"Iknowmypacesareverybad,butwhatcanIdo?Itreallyisnotmyfault;itisjustbecausemylegsaresoshort.Istandnearlyashighasyou,butyourlegsareagoodthreeincheslongeraboveyourkneethanmine,andofcourseyoucantakeamuchlongerstepandgomuchfaster.
  YouseeIdidnotmakemyself.IwishIcouldhavedoneso;
  Iwouldhavehadlonglegsthen.Allmytroublescomefrommyshortlegs,"
  saidPeggy,inadespondingtone.
  "Buthowisit,"Isaid,"whenyouaresostrongandgood—temperedandwilling?"
  "Why,yousee,"saidshe,"menwillgosofast,andifonecan’tkeepuptootherhorsesitisnothingbutwhip,whip,whip,allthetime.
  AndsoIhavehadtokeepupasIcould,andhavegotintothisuglyshufflingpace.Itwasnotalwaysso;whenIlivedwithmyfirstmasterIalwayswentagoodregulartrot,butthenhewasnotinsuchahurry.
  Hewasayoungclergymaninthecountry,andagood,kindmasterhewas.
  Hehadtwochurchesagoodwayapart,andagreatdealofwork,butheneverscoldedorwhippedmefornotgoingfaster.
  Hewasveryfondofme.IonlywishIwaswithhimnow;
  buthehadtoleaveandgotoalargetown,andthenIwassoldtoafarmer.
  "Somefarmers,youknow,arecapitalmasters;butIthinkthisonewasalowsortofman.Hecarednothingaboutgoodhorsesorgooddriving;
  heonlycaredforgoingfast.IwentasfastasIcould,butthatwouldnotdo,andhewasalwayswhipping;soIgotintothiswayofmakingaspringforwardtokeepup.Onmarketnightsheusedtostayverylateattheinn,andthendrivehomeatagallop.
  "Onedarknighthewasgallopinghomeasusual,whenallofasuddenthewheelcameagainstsomegreatheavythingintheroad,andturnedthegigoverinaminute.Hewasthrownoutandhisarmbroken,andsomeofhisribs,Ithink.Atanyrate,itwastheendofmylivingwithhim,andIwasnotsorry.Butyouseeitwillbethesameeverywhereforme,ifmenmustgosofast.Iwishmylegswerelonger!"
  PoorPeggy!Iwasverysorryforher,andIcouldnotcomforther,forIknewhowharditwasuponslow—pacedhorsestobeputwithfastones;
  allthewhippingcomestotheirshare,andtheycan’thelpit.
  Shewasoftenusedinthephaeton,andwasverymuchlikedbysomeoftheladies,becauseshewassogentle;andsometimeafterthisshewassoldtotwoladieswhodrovethemselves,andwantedasafe,goodhorse.
  Imetherseveraltimesoutinthecountry,goingagoodsteadypace,andlookingasgayandcontentedasahorsecouldbe.Iwasverygladtoseeher,forshedeservedagoodplace.
  Aftersheleftusanotherhorsecameinherstead.Hewasyoung,andhadabadnameforshyingandstarting,bywhichhehadlostagoodplace.Iaskedhimwhatmadehimshy.
  "Well,Ihardlyknow,"hesaid."IwastimidwhenIwasyoung,andwasagooddealfrightenedseveraltimes,andifIsawanythingstrangeIusedtoturnandlookatit——yousee,withourblinkersonecan’tseeorunderstandwhatathingisunlessonelooksround——
  andthenmymasteralwaysgavemeawhipping,whichofcoursemademestarton,anddidnotmakemelessafraid.Ithinkifhewouldhaveletmejustlookatthingsquietly,andseethattherewasnothingtohurtme,itwouldhavebeenallright,andIshouldhavegotusedtothem.
  Onedayanoldgentlemanwasridingwithhim,andalargepieceofwhitepaperorragblewacrossjustononesideofme.
  Ishiedandstartedforward.Mymasterasusualwhippedmesmartly,buttheoldmancriedout,`You’rewrong!you’rewrong!
  Youshouldneverwhipahorseforshying;heshiesbecauseheisfrightened,andyouonlyfrightenhimmoreandmakethehabitworse.’
  SoIsupposeallmendon’tdoso.IamsureIdon’twanttoshyforthesakeofit;buthowshouldoneknowwhatisdangerousandwhatisnot,ifoneisneverallowedtogetusedtoanything?
  IamneverafraidofwhatIknow.NowIwasbroughtupinaparkwherethereweredeer;ofcourseIknewthemaswellasIdidasheeporacow,buttheyarenotcommon,andIknowmanysensiblehorseswhoarefrightenedatthem,andwhokickupquiteashindybeforetheywillpassapaddockwheretherearedeer."
  Iknewwhatmycompanionsaidwastrue,andIwishedthateveryyounghorsehadasgoodmastersasFarmerGreyandSquireGordon.
  Ofcoursewesometimescameinforgooddrivinghere.IrememberonemorningIwasputintothelightgig,andtakentoahouseinPulteneyStreet.
  Twogentlemencameout;thetallerofthemcameroundtomyhead;
  helookedatthebitandbridle,andjustshiftedthecollarwithhishand,toseeifitfittedcomfortably.
  "Doyouconsiderthishorsewantsacurb?"hesaidtothehostler.
  "Well,"saidtheman,"Ishouldsayhewouldgojustaswellwithout;
  hehasanuncommongoodmouth,andthoughhehasafinespirithehasnovice;butwegenerallyfindpeoplelikethecurb."
  "Idon’tlikeit,"saidthegentleman;"besogoodastotakeitoff,andputthereininatthecheek.Aneasymouthisagreatthingonalongjourney,isitnot,oldfellow?"hesaid,pattingmyneck.
  Thenhetookthereins,andtheybothgotup.Icanremembernowhowquietlyheturnedmeround,andthenwithalightfeeloftherein,anddrawingthewhipgentlyacrossmyback,wewereoff.
  Iarchedmyneckandsetoffatmybestpace.IfoundIhadsomeonebehindmewhoknewhowagoodhorseoughttobedriven.
  Itseemedlikeoldtimesagain,andmademefeelquitegay.
  Thisgentlemantookagreatlikingtome,andaftertryingmeseveraltimeswiththesaddleheprevaileduponmymastertosellmetoafriendofhis,whowantedasafe,pleasanthorseforriding.
  AndsoitcametopassthatinthesummerIwassoldtoMr.Barry.
  30AThiefMynewmasterwasanunmarriedman.HelivedatBath,andwasmuchengagedinbusiness.Hisdoctoradvisedhimtotakehorseexercise,andforthispurposeheboughtme.Hehiredastableashortdistancefromhislodgings,andengagedamannamedFilcherasgroom.
  Mymasterknewverylittleabouthorses,buthetreatedmewell,andIshouldhavehadagoodandeasyplacebutforcircumstancesofwhichhewasignorant.Heorderedthebesthaywithplentyofoats,crushedbeans,andbran,withvetches,orryegrass,asthemanmightthinkneedful.Iheardthemastergivetheorder,soIknewtherewasplentyofgoodfood,andIthoughtIwaswelloff.
  Forafewdaysallwentonwell.Ifoundthatmygroomunderstoodhisbusiness.Hekeptthestablecleanandairy,andhegroomedmethoroughly;andwasneverotherwisethangentle.
  HehadbeenanhostlerinoneofthegreathotelsinBath.
  Hehadgiventhatup,andnowcultivatedfruitandvegetablesforthemarket,andhiswifebredandfattenedpoultryandrabbitsforsale.
  Afterawhileitseemedtomethatmyoatscameveryshort;Ihadthebeans,butbranwasmixedwiththeminsteadofoats,ofwhichtherewereveryfew;
  certainlynotmorethanaquarterofwhatthereshouldhavebeen.
  Intwoorthreeweeksthisbegantotelluponmystrengthandspirits.
  Thegrassfood,thoughverygood,wasnotthethingtokeepupmyconditionwithoutcorn.However,Icouldnotcomplain,normakeknownmywants.
  Soitwentonforabouttwomonths;andIwonderedthatmymasterdidnotseethatsomethingwasthematter.However,oneafternoonherodeoutintothecountrytoseeafriendofhis,agentlemanfarmer,wholivedontheroadtoWells.
  Thisgentlemanhadaveryquickeyeforhorses;andafterhehadwelcomedhisfriendhesaid,castinghiseyeoverme:
  "Itseemstome,Barry,thatyourhorsedoesnotlooksowellashedidwhenyoufirsthadhim;hashebeenwell?"
  "Yes,Ibelieveso,"saidmymaster;"butheisnotnearlysolivelyashewas;mygroomtellsmethathorsesarealwaysdullandweakintheautumn,andthatImustexpectit."
  "Autumn,fiddlesticks!"saidthefarmer."Why,thisisonlyAugust;
  andwithyourlightworkandgoodfoodheoughtnottogodownlikethis,evenifitwasautumn.Howdoyoufeedhim?"
  Mymastertoldhim.Theothershookhisheadslowly,andbegantofeelmeover.
  "Ican’tsaywhoeatsyourcorn,mydearfellow,butIammuchmistakenifyourhorsegetsit.Haveyouriddenveryfast?"
  "No,verygently."
  "Thenjustputyourhandhere,"saidhe,passinghishandovermyneckandshoulder;"heisaswarmanddampasahorsejustcomeupfromgrass.
  Iadviseyoutolookintoyourstablealittlemore.
  Ihatetobesuspicious,and,thankheaven,Ihavenocausetobe,forIcantrustmymen,presentorabsent;buttherearemeanscoundrels,wickedenoughtorobadumbbeastofhisfood.Youmustlookintoit."
  Andturningtohisman,whohadcometotakeme,"Givethishorsearightgoodfeedofbruisedoats,anddon’tstinthim."
  "Dumbbeasts!"Yes,weare;butifIcouldhavespokenIcouldhavetoldmymasterwherehisoatswentto.Mygroomusedtocomeeverymorningaboutsixo’clock,andwithhimalittleboy,whoalwayshadacoveredbasketwithhim.Heusedtogowithhisfatherintotheharness—room,wherethecornwaskept,andIcouldseethem,whenthedoorstoodajar,fillalittlebagwithoatsoutofthebin,andthenheusedtobeoff.
  Fiveorsixmorningsafterthis,justastheboyhadleftthestable,thedoorwaspushedopen,andapolicemanwalkedin,holdingthechildtightbythearm;anotherpolicemanfollowed,andlockedthedoorontheinside,saying,"Showmetheplacewhereyourfatherkeepshisrabbits’food."
  Theboylookedveryfrightenedandbegantocry;buttherewasnoescape,andheledthewaytothecorn—bin.Herethepolicemanfoundanotheremptybaglikethatwhichwasfoundfullofoatsintheboy’sbasket.
  Filcherwascleaningmyfeetatthetime,buttheysoonsawhim,andthoughheblusteredagooddealtheywalkedhimofftothe"lock—up",andhisboywithhim.Iheardafterwardthattheboywasnotheldtobeguilty,butthemanwassentencedtoprisonfortwomonths.
  31AHumbugMymasterwasnotimmediatelysuited,butinafewdaysmynewgroomcame.
  Hewasatall,good—lookingfellowenough;butifevertherewasahumbugintheshapeofagroomAlfredSmirkwastheman.Hewasveryciviltome,andneverusedmeill;infact,hedidagreatdealofstrokingandpattingwhenhismasterwastheretoseeit.Healwaysbrushedmymaneandtailwithwaterandmyhoofswithoilbeforehebroughtmetothedoor,tomakemelooksmart;butastocleaningmyfeetorlookingtomyshoes,orgroomingmethoroughly,hethoughtnomoreofthatthanifIhadbeenacow.Heleftmybitrusty,mysaddledamp,andmycrupperstiff.
  AlfredSmirkconsideredhimselfveryhandsome;hespentagreatdealoftimeabouthishair,whiskersandnecktie,beforealittlelooking—glassintheharness—room.Whenhismasterwasspeakingtohimitwasalways,"Yes,sir;yes,sir"——touchinghishatateveryword;
  andeveryonethoughthewasaveryniceyoungmanandthatMr.Barrywasveryfortunatetomeetwithhim.Ishouldsayhewasthelaziest,mostconceitedfellowIevercamenear.Ofcourse,itwasagreatthingnottobeill—used,butthenahorsewantsmorethanthat.
  Ihadaloosebox,andmighthavebeenverycomfortableifhehadnotbeentooindolenttocleanitout.Henevertookallthestrawaway,andthesmellfromwhatlayunderneathwasverybad;
  whilethestrongvaporsthatrosemademyeyessmartandinflame,andIdidnotfeelthesameappetiteformyfood.
  Onedayhismastercameinandsaid,"Alfred,thestablesmellsratherstrong;shouldnotyougivethatstallagoodscrubandthrowdownplentyofwater?"
  "Well,sir,"hesaid,touchinghiscap,"I’lldosoifyouplease,sir;
  butitisratherdangerous,sir,throwingdownwaterinahorse’sbox;
  theyareveryapttotakecold,sir.Ishouldnotliketodohimaninjury,butI’lldoitifyouplease,sir."
  "Well,"saidhismaster,"Ishouldnotlikehimtotakecold;
  butIdon’tlikethesmellofthisstable.Doyouthinkthedrainsareallright?"
  "Well,sir,nowyoumentionit,Ithinkthedraindoessometimessendbackasmell;theremaybesomethingwrong,sir."
  "Thensendforthebricklayerandhaveitseento,"saidhismaster.
  "Yes,sir,Iwill."
  Thebricklayercameandpulledupagreatmanybricks,butfoundnothingamiss;soheputdownsomelimeandchargedthemasterfiveshillings,andthesmellinmyboxwasasbadasever.
  Butthatwasnotall:standingasIdidonaquantityofmoiststrawmyfeetgrewunhealthyandtender,andthemasterusedtosay:
  "Idon’tknowwhatisthematterwiththishorse;hegoesveryfumble—footed.
  Iamsometimesafraidhewillstumble."
  "Yes,sir,"saidAlfred,"Ihavenoticedthesamemyself,whenIhaveexercisedhim."
  Nowthefactwasthathehardlyeverdidexerciseme,andwhenthemasterwasbusyIoftenstoodfordaystogetherwithoutstretchingmylegsatall,andyetbeingfedjustashighasifIwereathardwork.Thisoftendisorderedmyhealth,andmademesometimesheavyanddull,butmoreoftenrestlessandfeverish.
  Heneverevengavemeamealofgreenfoodorabranmash,whichwouldhavecooledme,forhewasaltogetherasignorantashewasconceited;andthen,insteadofexerciseorchangeoffood,Ihadtotakehorseballsanddraughts;which,besidethenuisanceofhavingthempoureddownmythroat,usedtomakemefeelillanduncomfortable.
  Onedaymyfeetweresotenderthat,trottingoversomefreshstoneswithmymasteronmyback,Imadetwosuchseriousstumblesthat,ashecamedownLansdownintothecity,hestoppedatthefarrier’s,andaskedhimtoseewhatwasthematterwithme.Themantookupmyfeetonebyoneandexaminedthem;thenstandingupanddustinghishandsoneagainsttheother,hesaid:
  "Yourhorsehasgotthe`thrush’,andbadly,too;hisfeetareverytender;
  itisfortunatethathehasnotbeendown.Iwonderyourgroomhasnotseentoitbefore.Thisisthesortofthingwefindinfoulstables,wherethelitterisneverproperlycleanedout.Ifyouwillsendhimhereto—morrowIwillattendtothehoof,andIwilldirectyourmanhowtoapplythelinimentwhichIwillgivehim."
  ThenextdayIhadmyfeetthoroughlycleansedandstuffedwithtowsoakedinsomestronglotion;andanunpleasantbusinessitwas.
  Thefarrierorderedallthelittertobetakenoutofmyboxdaybyday,andthefloorkeptveryclean.ThenIwastohavebranmashes,alittlegreenfood,andnotsomuchcorn,tillmyfeetwerewellagain.
  WiththistreatmentIsoonregainedmyspirits;butMr.Barrywassomuchdisgustedatbeingtwicedeceivedbyhisgroomsthathedeterminedtogiveupkeepingahorse,andtohirewhenhewantedone.
  Iwasthereforekepttillmyfeetwerequitesound,andwasthensoldagain.
  PartIII
  32AHorseFairNodoubtahorsefairisaveryamusingplacetothosewhohavenothingtolose;atanyrate,thereisplentytosee.
  Longstringsofyounghorsesoutofthecountry,freshfromthemarshes;
  anddrovesofshaggylittleWelshponies,nohigherthanMerrylegs;
  andhundredsofcarthorsesofallsorts,someofthemwiththeirlongtailsbraidedupandtiedwithscarletcord;andagoodmanylikemyself,handsomeandhigh—bred,butfallenintothemiddleclass,throughsomeaccidentorblemish,unsoundnessofwind,orsomeothercomplaint.
  Thereweresomesplendidanimalsquiteintheirprime,andfitforanything;
  theywerethrowingouttheirlegsandshowingofftheirpacesinhighstyle,astheyweretrottedoutwithaleadingrein,thegroomrunningbytheside.
  Butroundinthebackgroundtherewereanumberofpoorthings,sadlybrokendownwithhardwork,withtheirkneesknucklingoverandtheirhindlegsswingingoutateverystep,andthereweresomeverydejected—lookingoldhorses,withtheunderliphangingdownandtheearslyingbackheavily,asiftherewerenomorepleasureinlife,andnomorehope;thereweresomesothinyoumightseealltheirribs,andsomewitholdsoresontheirbacksandhips.Theseweresadsightsforahorsetolookupon,whoknowsnotbuthemaycometothesamestate.
  Therewasagreatdealofbargaining,ofrunningupandbeatingdown;
  andifahorsemayspeakhismindsofarasheunderstands,Ishouldsaythereweremoreliestoldandmoretrickeryatthathorsefairthanaclevermancouldgiveanaccountof.Iwasputwithtwoorthreeotherstrong,useful—lookinghorses,andagoodmanypeoplecametolookatus.Thegentlemenalwaysturnedfrommewhentheysawmybrokenknees;thoughthemanwhohadmesworeitwasonlyaslipinthestall.
  Thefirstthingwastopullmymouthopen,thentolookatmyeyes,thenfeelallthewaydownmylegs,andgivemeahardfeeloftheskinandflesh,andthentrymypaces.Itwaswonderfulwhatadifferencetherewasinthewaythesethingsweredone.
  Somediditinarough,offhandway,asifonewasonlyapieceofwood;
  whileotherswouldtaketheirhandsgentlyoverone’sbody,withapatnowandthen,asmuchastosay,"Byyourleave."
  OfcourseIjudgedagooddealofthebuyersbytheirmannerstomyself.
  Therewasoneman,Ithought,ifhewouldbuyme,Ishouldbehappy.
  Hewasnotagentleman,noryetoneoftheloud,flashysortthatcallthemselvesso.Hewasratherasmallman,butwellmade,andquickinallhismotions.Iknewinamomentbythewayhehandledme,thathewasusedtohorses;hespokegently,andhisgrayeyehadakindly,cheerylookinit.Itmayseemstrangetosay——butitistrueallthesame——thattheclean,freshsmelltherewasabouthimmademetaketohim;nosmellofoldbeerandtobacco,whichIhated,butafreshsmellasifhehadcomeoutofahayloft.
  Heofferedtwenty—threepoundsforme,butthatwasrefused,andhewalkedaway.Ilookedafterhim,buthewasgone,andaveryhard—looking,loud—voicedmancame.Iwasdreadfullyafraidhewouldhaveme;buthewalkedoff.Oneortwomorecamewhodidnotmeanbusiness.Thenthehard—facedmancamebackagainandofferedtwenty—threepounds.Averyclosebargainwasbeingdriven,formysalesmanbegantothinkheshouldnotgetallheasked,andmustcomedown;butjustthenthegray—eyedmancamebackagain.
  Icouldnothelpreachingoutmyheadtowardhim.Hestrokedmyfacekindly.
  "Well,oldchap,"hesaid,"Ithinkweshouldsuiteachother.
  I’llgivetwenty—fourforhim."
  "Saytwenty—fiveandyoushallhavehim."
  "Twenty—fourten,"saidmyfriend,inaverydecidedtone,"andnotanothersixpence——yesorno?"
  "Done,"saidthesalesman;"andyoumaydependuponitthere’samonstrousdealofqualityinthathorse,andifyouwanthimforcabworkhe’sabargain."
  Themoneywaspaidonthespot,andmynewmastertookmyhalter,andledmeoutofthefairtoaninn,wherehehadasaddleandbridleready.
  HegavemeagoodfeedofoatsandstoodbywhileIateit,talkingtohimselfandtalkingtome.HalfanhourafterwewereonourwaytoLondon,throughpleasantlanesandcountryroads,untilwecameintothegreatLondonthoroughfare,onwhichwetraveledsteadily,tillinthetwilightwereachedthegreatcity.
  Thegaslampswerealreadylighted;therewerestreetstotheright,andstreetstotheleft,andstreetscrossingeachother,formileuponmile.
  Ithoughtweshouldnevercometotheendofthem.Atlast,inpassingthroughone,wecametoalongcabstand,whenmyridercalledoutinacheeryvoice,"Good—night,governor!"
  "Halloo!"criedavoice."Haveyougotagoodone?"
  "Ithinkso,"repliedmyowner.
  "Iwishyouluckwithhim."
  "Thankyou,governor,"andherodeon.Wesoonturneduponeofthesidestreets,andabouthalfwayupthatweturnedintoaverynarrowstreet,withratherpoor—lookinghousesononeside,andwhatseemedtobecoach—housesandstablesontheother.
  Myownerpulledupatoneofthehousesandwhistled.Thedoorflewopen,andayoungwoman,followedbyalittlegirlandboy,ranout.
  Therewasaverylivelygreetingasmyriderdismounted.
  "Now,then,Harry,myboy,openthegates,andmotherwillbringusthelantern."
  Thenextminutetheywereallstandingroundmeinasmallstable—yard.
  "Ishegentle,father?"
  "Yes,Dolly,asgentleasyourownkitten;comeandpathim."
  Atoncethelittlehandwaspattingaboutallovermyshoulderwithoutfear.
  Howgooditfelt!
  "Letmegethimabranmashwhileyourubhimdown,"saidthemother.
  "Do,Polly,it’sjustwhathewants;andIknowyou’vegotabeautifulmashreadyforme."
  "Sausagedumplingandappleturnover!"shoutedtheboy,whichsetthemalllaughing.Iwasledintoacomfortable,clean—smellingstall,withplentyofdrystraw,andafteracapitalsupperIlaydown,thinkingIwasgoingtobehappy.
  33ALondonCabHorseJeremiahBarkerwasmynewmaster’sname,butaseveryonecalledhimJerry,Ishalldothesame.Polly,hiswife,wasjustasgoodamatchasamancouldhave.Shewasaplump,trim,tidylittlewoman,withsmooth,darkhair,darkeyes,andamerrylittlemouth.
  Theboywastwelveyearsold,atall,frank,good—temperedlad;
  andlittleDorothy(Dollytheycalledher)washermotheroveragain,ateightyearsold.Theywereallwonderfullyfondofeachother;
  Ineverknewsuchahappy,merryfamilybeforeorsince.Jerryhadacabofhisown,andtwohorses,whichhedroveandattendedtohimself.
  Hisotherhorsewasatall,white,ratherlarge—bonedanimalcalled"Captain".Hewasoldnow,butwhenhewasyounghemusthavebeensplendid;hehadstillaproudwayofholdinghisheadandarchinghisneck;infact,hewasahigh—bred,fine—mannered,nobleoldhorse,everyinchofhim.HetoldmethatinhisearlyyouthhewenttotheCrimeanWar;hebelongedtoanofficerinthecavalry,andusedtoleadtheregiment.Iwilltellmoreofthathereafter.
  Thenextmorning,whenIwaswell—groomed,PollyandDollycameintotheyardtoseemeandmakefriends.Harryhadbeenhelpinghisfathersincetheearlymorning,andhadstatedhisopinionthatIshouldturnouta"regularbrick".Pollybroughtmeasliceofapple,andDollyapieceofbread,andmadeasmuchofmeasifIhadbeenthe"BlackBeauty"ofoldentime.Itwasagreattreattobepettedagainandtalkedtoinagentlevoice,andIletthemseeaswellasIcouldthatIwishedtobefriendly.PollythoughtIwasveryhandsome,andagreatdealtoogoodforacab,ifitwasnotforthebrokenknees.
  "Ofcoursethere’snoonetotelluswhosefaultthatwas,"saidJerry,"andaslongasIdon’tknowIshallgivehimthebenefitofthedoubt;
  forafirmer,neaterstepperIneverrode.We’llcallhim`Jack’,aftertheoldone——shallwe,Polly?"
  "Do,"shesaid,"forIliketokeepagoodnamegoing."
  Captainwentoutinthecaballthemorning.Harrycameinafterschooltofeedmeandgivemewater.IntheafternoonIwasputintothecab.
  JerrytookasmuchpainstoseeifthecollarandbridlefittedcomfortablyasifhehadbeenJohnManlyoveragain.Whenthecrupperwasletoutaholeortwoitallfittedwell.Therewasnocheck—rein,nocurb,nothingbutaplainringsnaffle.Whatablessingthatwas!
  AfterdrivingthroughthesidestreetwecametothelargecabstandwhereJerryhadsaid"Good—night".Ononesideofthiswidestreetwerehighhouseswithwonderfulshopfronts,andontheotherwasanoldchurchandchurchyard,surroundedbyironpalisades.
  Alongsidetheseironrailsanumberofcabsweredrawnup,waitingforpassengers;bitsofhaywerelyingaboutontheground;
  someofthemenwerestandingtogethertalking;someweresittingontheirboxesreadingthenewspaper;andoneortwowerefeedingtheirhorseswithbitsofhay,andgivingthemadrinkofwater.
  Wepulledupintherankatthebackofthelastcab.Twoorthreemencameroundandbegantolookatmeandpasstheirremarks.
  "Verygoodforafuneral,"saidone.
  "Toosmart—looking,"saidanother,shakinghisheadinaverywiseway;
  "you’llfindoutsomethingwrongoneofthesefinemornings,ormynameisn’tJones."
  "Well,"saidJerrypleasantly,"IsupposeIneednotfinditouttillitfindsmeout,eh?Andifso,I’llkeepupmyspiritsalittlelonger."
  Thentherecameupabroad—facedman,dressedinagreatgraycoatwithgreatgraycapeandgreatwhitebuttons,agrayhat,andabluecomforterlooselytiedroundhisneck;hishairwasgray,too;
  buthewasajolly—lookingfellow,andtheothermenmadewayforhim.
  Helookedmeallover,asifhehadbeengoingtobuyme;
  andthenstraighteninghimselfupwithagrunt,hesaid,"He’stherightsortforyou,Jerry;Idon’tcarewhatyougaveforhim,he’llbeworthit."Thusmycharacterwasestablishedonthestand.
  Thisman’snamewasGrant,buthewascalled"GrayGrant",or"GovernorGrant".Hehadbeenthelongestonthatstandofanyofthemen,andhetookituponhimselftosettlemattersandstopdisputes.Hewasgenerallyagood—humored,sensibleman;
  butifhistemperwasalittleout,asitwassometimeswhenhehaddrunktoomuch,nobodylikedtocometoonearhisfist,forhecoulddealaveryheavyblow.
  Thefirstweekofmylifeasacabhorsewasverytrying.
  IhadneverbeenusedtoLondon,andthenoise,thehurry,thecrowdsofhorses,carts,andcarriagesthatIhadtomakemywaythroughmademefeelanxiousandharassed;butIsoonfoundthatIcouldperfectlytrustmydriver,andthenImademyselfeasyandgotusedtoit.