couldomitnone,wouldoccupyanotherquarterofanhour;butinsteadofindulginginuselessrecriminations,Iresignedmyselfandcontinuedmyperformance,thoughIwasapreytofrightfulanxiety。Whilespeaking,IfanciedIcouldhearthatcadencedyellofthepublictowhichthefamoussong,“Deslampions,deslampions,“wasset。Thus,eitherthroughpreoccupationoradesiretoendsooner,IfoundwhenmyperformancewasoverIhadgainedfiveminutesoutofthequarterofanhour。Assuredly,itmighthecalledthequarterofanhour’sgrace。
  TojumpintoacarriageanddrivetothePlacedelaBoursewastheaffairofaninstant;still,twentyminuteshadelapsedsincethecurtainfell,andthatwasanenormoustime。MysonEmileandI
  proceededuptheactors’stairsatfullspeed,butonthefirststepwehadheardthecries,whistling,andstampingoftheimpatientaudience。Whataprospect!Iknewthatfrequently,eitherrightorwrong,thepublictreatedanartiste,nomatterwhom,veryharshly,toremindhimofpunctuality。Thatsovereignalwaysappearstohaveonitslipsthewordsofanothermonarch:“I
  wasobligedtowait。“However,wehurriedupthestepsleadingtothestage。
  Thestagemanager,whohadbeenwatching,onhearingourhurriedsteps,criedfromthelanding:
  “Isthatyou,M。Houdin?“
  “Yes,sir——yes。“
  “Raisethecurtain!“thesamevoiceshouted。
  “Wait,wait,itisimp——“
  Mybreathwouldnotallowmetofinishmyobjection;Ifellonachair,unabletomove。
  “Come,M。Houdin,“themanagersaid,“DOgoonthestage,thecurtainisup,andthepublicaresoimpatient。“
  Thedooratthebackofthestagewasopen,butIcouldnotpassthroughit;fatigueandemotionnailedmetothespot。Still,anideaoccurredtome,whichsavedmefromthepopularwrath。
  “Goontothestage,myboy,“Isaidtomyson,“andprepareallthatiswantingforthesecond-sighttrick。“
  Thepublicallowedthemselvestobedisarmedbythisyouth,whosefaceinspiredasympathizinginterest;andmyson,aftergravelybowingtotheaudience,quietlymadehisslightpreparations,thatistosay,hecarriedanottomantothefrontofthestage,andplacedonaneighboringtableaslate,somechalk,apackofcards,andabandage。
  Thisslightdelayenabledmetorecovermybreathandcalmmynerves,andIadvancedinmyturnwithanattempttoassumethestereotypedsmile,inwhichIsignallyfailed,asIwassoagitated。Theaudienceatfirstremainedsilent,thentheirfacesgraduallyunwrinkled,andsoon,oneortwoclapshavingbeenventured,theywerecarriedawayandpeacewasmade。Iwaswellrewarded,however,forthisterribleordeal,asmy“second-sight“
  nevergainedamorebrillianttriumph。
  Anincidentgreatlyenlivenedtheterminationofmyperformance。
  Aspectator,whohadevidentlycomeonpurposetoembarrassus,hadtriedinvainforsomeminutestobafflemyson’sclairvoyance,when,turningtome,hesaid,layingmarkedstressonhiswords:
  “Asyoursonisasoothsayer,ofcoursehecanguessthenumberofmystall?“
  Theimportunatespectatordoubtlesshopedtoforceusintoaconfessionofourimpotence,forhecoveredhisnumber,andtheadjacentseatsbeingoccupied,itwasapparentlyimpossibletoreadthenumbers。ButIwasonmyguardagainstallsurprises,andmyreplywasready。Still,inordertoprofitasmuchaspossiblebythesituation,Ifeignedtodrawback。
  “Youknow,sir,“Isaid,feigninganembarrassedair,“thatmysonisneithersorcerernordiviner;hereadsthroughmyeyes,andhenceIhavegiventhisexperimentthenameofsecondsight。AsI
  cannotseethenumberofyourstall,andtheseatsclosetoyouareoccupied,mysoncannottellityou。“
  “Ah!Iwascertainofit,“mypersecutorsaid,intriumph,andturningtohisneighbors:“ItoldyouIwouldpinhim。“
  “Oh,sir!youarenotgenerousinyourvictory,“Isaid,inmyturn,inatoneofmockery。“Takecare;ifyoupiquemyson’svanitytoosharply,hemaysolveyourproblem,thoughitissodifficult。“
  “Idefyhim,“saidthespectator,leaningfirmlyagainstthebackofhisseat,tohidethenumberbetter——“yes,yes——Idefyhim!“
  “Youbelieveittobedifficult,then?“
  “Iwillgrantmore:itisimpossible。“
  “Well,then,sir,thatisastrongerreasonforustotryit。Youwillnotbeangryifwetriumphinourturn?“Iadded,withapetulantsmile。
  “Come,sir;weunderstandevasionsofthatsort。Irepeatit——I
  challengeyouboth。“
  Thepublicfoundgreatamusementinthisdebate,andpatientlyawaiteditsissue。
  “Emile,“Isaidtomyson,“provetothisgentlemanthatnothingcanescapeyoursecondsight。“
  “Itisnumbersixty-nine,“theboyanswered,immediately。
  Noisyandheartyapplauserosefromeverypartofthetheater,inwhichouropponentjoined,for,confessinghisdefeat,heexclaimed,asheclappedhishands,“Itisastounding——
  magnificent!“
  ThewayIsucceededinfindingoutthenumberofthestallwasthis:Iknewbeforehandthatinalltheaterswherethestallsaredivideddownthecenterbyapassage,theunevennumbersareontheright,andtheevenontheleft。AsattheVaudevilleeachrowwascomposedoftenstalls,itfollowedthatontherighthandtheseveralrowsmustbeginwithone,twenty-one,forty-one,andsoon,increasingbytwentyeach。Guidedbythis,Ihadnodifficultyindiscoveringthatmyopponentwasseatedinnumbersixty-nine,representingthefifthstallinthefourthrow。Ihadprolongedtheconversationforthedoublepurposeofgivingmorebrilliancytomyexperiment,andgainingtimetomakemyresearches。ThusI
  appliedmyprocessoftwosimultaneousthoughts,towhichIhavealreadyalluded。
  AsIamnowexplainingmatters,Imayaswelltellmyreaderssomeoftheartificesthataddedmaterialbrilliancytothesecondsight。Ihavealreadysaidthisexperimentwastheresultofamaterialcommunicationbetweenmyselfandmysonwhichnoonecoulddetect。Itscombinationsenabledustodescribeanyconceivableobject;but,thoughthiswasasplendidresult,IsawthatIshouldsoonencounterunheard-ofdifficultiesinexecutingit。
  Theexperimentofsecondsightalwaysformedtheterminationofmyperformance。EacheveningIsawunbelieversarrivewithallsortsofarticlestotriumphoverasecretwhichtheycouldnotunravel。
  BeforegoingtoseeRobert-Houdin’ssonacouncilwasheld,inwhichanobjectthatmustembarrassthefatherwaschosen。Amongthesewerehalf-effacedantiquemedals,minerals,booksprintedincharactersofeverydescriptionlivinganddeadlanguages,coats-
  of-arms,microscopicobjects,etc。
  Butwhatcausedmethegreatestdifficultywasinfindingoutthecontentsofparcels,oftentiedwithastring,orevensealedup。
  ButIhadmanagedtocontendsuccessfullyagainstalltheseattemptstoembarrassme。Iopenedboxes,purses,pocketbooks,etc。,withgreatease,andunnoticed,whileappearingtobeengagedonsomethingquitedifferent。Wereasealedparcelofferedme,I
  cutasmallslitinthepaperwiththenailofmyleftthumb,whichIalwayspurposelykeptverylongandsharp,andthusdiscoveredwhatitcontained。Oneessentialconditionwasexcellentsight,andthatIpossessedtoperfection。Ioweditoriginallytomyoldtrade,andpracticedailyimprovedit。Anequallyindispensablenecessitywastoknowthenameofeveryobjectofferedme。Itwasnotenoughtosay,forinstance,“Itisacoin“;butmysonmustgiveitstechnicalname,itsvalue,thecountryinwhichitwascurrent,andtheyearinwhichitwasstruck。Thus,forinstance,ifanEnglishcrownwerehandedme,mysonwasexpectedtostatethatitwasstruckinthereignofGeorgeIV,andhadanintrinsicvalueofsixfrancseighteencentimes。
  Aidedbyanexcellentmemory,wehadmanagedtoclassifyinourheadsthenameandvalueofallforeignmoney。Wecouldalsodescribeacoat-of-armsinheraldicterms。Thus,onthearmsofthehouseofX——beinghandedme,mysonwouldreply:“Fieldgules,withtwocroziersargentinpale。“ThisknowledgewasveryusefultousinthesalonsoftheFaubourgSaintGermain,wherewewerefrequentlysummoned。
  Ihadalsolearnedthecharacters——thoughunabletotranslateaword——ofaninfinityoflanguages,suchasChinese,Russian,TurkishGreek,Hebrew,etc。Weknew,too,thenamesofallsurgicalinstruments,sothatasurgicalpocketbook,howevercomplicateditmightbe,couldnotembarrassus。Lastly,Ihadaverysufficientknowledgeofmineralogy,preciousstones,antiquities,andcuriosities;butIhadatmycommandeverypossibleresourceforacquiringthesestudies,asoneofmydearestandbestfriends,AristideleCarpentier,alearnedantiquary,anduncleofthetalentedcomposerofthesamename,had,andstillhas,acabinetofantiquecuriosities,whichmakesthekeepersoftheimperialmuseumsfiercewithenvy。MysonandIspentmanylongdaysinlearningherenamesanddatesofwhichweafterwardsmadealearneddisplay。LeCarpentiertaughtmemanythings,and,amongothers,hedescribedvarioussignsbywhichtorecognizeoldcoinswhenthedieiswornoff。Thus,aTrajan,aTiberius,oraMarcusAureliusbecameasfamiliartomeasafive-francpiece。
  Owingtomyoldtrade,Icouldopenawatchwithease,anddoitwithonehand,soastobeabletoreadthemaker’snamewithoutthepublicsuspectingit:thenIshutupthewatchagainandthetrickwasready;mysonmanagedtherestofthebusiness。
  Butthatpowerofmemorywhichmysonpossessedinaneminentdegreecertainlydidusthegreatestservice。Whenwewenttoprivatehouses,heneededonlyaveryrapidinspectioninordertoknowalltheobjectsinaroom,aswellasthevariousornamentswornbythespectators,suchaschatelaines,pins,eyeglasses,fans,brooches,rings,bouquets,etc。Hethuscoulddescribetheseobjectswiththegreatestease,whenIpointedthemouttohimbyoursecretcommunication。Hereisaninstance:
  Oneevening,atahouseintheChausseed’Antin,andattheendofaperformancewhichhadbeenassuccessfulasitwasloudlyapplauded,Irememberedthat,whilepassingthroughthenextroomtotheonewewerenowin,Ihadbeggedmysontocastaglanceatalibraryandrememberthetitlesofsomeofthebooks,aswellastheordertheywerearrangedin。Noonehadnoticedthisrapidexamination。
  “Toendthesecond-sightexperiment,sir,“Isaidtothemasterofthehouse,“Iwillprovetoyouthatmysoncanreadthroughawall。Willyoulendmeabook?“
  Iwasnaturallyconductedtothelibraryinquestion,whichI
  pretendednowtoseeforthefirsttime,andIlaidmyfingeronabook。
  “Emile,“Isaidtomyson,“whatisthenameofthiswork?“
  “ItisBuffon,“herepliedquickly。
  “Andtheonebyitsside?“anincredulousspectatorhastenedtoask。
  “Ontherightorleft?“mysonasked。
  “Ontheright,“thespeakersaid,havingagoodreasonforchoosingthisbook,fortheletteringwasverysmall。
  “TheTravelsofAnacharsistheYounger,“theboyreplied。“But,“
  headded,“hadyouaskedthenameofthebookontheleft,sir,I
  shouldhavesaidLamartine’sPoetry。Alittletotherightofthisrow,IseeCrebillon’sworks;below,twovolumesofFleury’sMemoirs“;andmysonthusnamedadozenbooksbeforehestopped。
  Thespectatorshadnotsaidawordduringthisdescription,astheyfeltsoamazed;butwhentheexperimenthadended,allcomplimentedusbyclappingtheirhands。