IinformedtheArabsthatIpossessedatalismanrenderingmeinvulnerable,andIdefiedthebestmarksmaninAlgeriatohitme。
IhadhardlyutteredthewordswhenanArab,whohadattractedmynoticebytheattentionhehadpaidtomytricks,jumpedoverfourrowsofseats,anddisdainingtheuseofthe“practicable,“crossedtheorchestra,upsettingflutes,clarionets,andviolins,escaladedthestage,whileburninghimselfatthefootlights,andthensaid,inexcellentFrench:
“Iwillkillyou!“
AnimmenseburstoflaughtergreetedboththeArab’spicturesqueascentandhismurderousintentions,whileaninterpreterwhostoodnearmetoldmeIhadtodealwithaMarabout。
“Youwishtokillme!“Ireplied,imitatinghisaccentandtheinflectionofhisvoice。“Well,Ireply,thatthoughyouareasorcerer,Iamstillagreaterone,andyouwillnotkillme。“
Iheldacavalrypistolinmyhand,whichIpresentedtohim。
“Here,takethisweapon,andassureyourselfithasundergonenopreparation。“
TheArabbreathedseveraltimesdownthebarrel,thenthroughthenipple,toassurehimselftherewasacommunicationbetweenthem,andaftercarefullyexaminingthepistol,said:
“Theweaponisgood,andIwillkillyou。“
“Asyouaredetermined,andformorecertainty,putinadoublechargeofpowder,andawadonthetop。“
“Itisdone。“
“Now,hereisaleadenball;markitwithyourknife,soastobeabletorecognizeit,andputitinthepistol,withasecondwad。“
“Itisdone。“
“Nowthatyouarequitesureyourpistolisloaded,andthatitwillexplode,tellme,doyoufeelnoremorse,noscrupleaboutkillingmethus,althoughIauthorizeyoutodoso?“
“No,forIwishtokillyou,“theArabrepeatedcoldly。
Withoutreplying,Iputanappleonthepointofaknife,and,standingafewyardsfromtheMarabout,orderedhimtofire。
“Aimstraightattheheart,“Isaidtohim。
Myopponentaimedimmediately,withouttheslightesthesitation。
Thepistolexploded,andthebulletlodgedinthecenteroftheapple。
IcarriedthetalismantotheMarabout,whorecognizedtheballhehadmarked。
Icouldnotsaythatthistrickproducedgreaterstupefactionthantheonesprecedingit:atanyrate,myspectators,palsiedbysurpriseandterror,lookedroundinsilence,seemingtothink,“Wherethedeucehavewegottohere!“
Apleasantscene,however,soonunwrinkledmanyoftheirfaces。
TheMarabout,thoughstupefiedbyhisdefeat,hadnotlosthiswits;so,profitingbythemomentwhenhereturnedmethepistol,heseizedtheapple,thrustitintohiswaistbelt,andcouldnotbeinducedtoreturnit,persuadedashewasthathepossessedinitanincomparabletalisman。
ForthelasttrickinmyperformanceIrequiredtheassistanceofanArab。
Attherequestofseveralinterpreters,ayoungMoor,abouttwentyyearsofage,tall,wellbuilt,andrichlydressed,consentedtocomeonthestage。Bolderandmorecivilized,doubtless,thanhiscomradesoftheplains,hewalkedfirmlyuptome。
Idrewhimtowardthetablethatwasinthecenterofthestage,andpointedouttohimandtotheotherspectatorsthatitwasslightlybuiltandperfectlyisolated。Afterwhich,withoutfurtherpreface,Itoldhimtomountuponit,andcoveredhimwithanenormousclothcone,openatthetop。
Then,drawingtheconeanditscontentsontoaplank,theendsofwhichwereheldbymyservantandmyself,wewalkedtothefootlightswithourheavyburden,andupsetit。TheMoorhaddisappeared——theconewasperfectlyempty!
ImmediatelytherebeganaspectaclewhichIshallneverforget。
TheArabsweresoaffectedbythislasttrick,that,impelledbyanirresistiblefeelingofterror,theyroseinallpartsofthehouse,andyieldedtotheinfluenceofageneralpanic。Totellthetruth,thecrowdoffugitiveswasdensestatthedoorofthedresscircle,anditcouldbeseen,fromtheagilityandconfusionofthesehighdignitaries,thattheywerethefirsttowishtoleavethehouse。
Vainlydidoneofthem,theCaidoftheBeni-Salah,morecourageousthanhiscolleagues,trytorestrainthembyhiswords:
“Stay!stay!wecannotthusloseoneofourcoreligionists。Surelywemustknowwhathasbecomeofhim,orwhathasbeendonetohim。
Stay!stay!“
Butthecoreligionistsonlyranawaythefaster,andsoonthecourageouscaid,ledawaybytheirexample,followedthem。
Theylittleknewwhatawaitedthematthedoorofthetheater;buttheyhadscarcegonedownthestepswhentheyfoundthemselvesfacetofacewiththe“resuscitatedMoor。“
Thefirstmovementofterrorovercome,theysurroundedtheman,feltandcross-questionedhim;but,annoyedbytheserepeatedquestions,hehadnobetterrecoursethantoescapeatfullspeed。
Thenexteveningthesecondperformancetookplace,andproducednearlythesameeffectasthepreviousone。
Theblowwasstruck:henceforththeinterpretersandallthosewhohaddealingswiththeArabsreceivedorderstomakethemunderstandthatmypretendedmiracleswereonlytheresultofskill,inspiredandguidedbyanartcalledprestidigitation,innowayconnectedwithsorcery。
TheArabsdoubtlessyieldedtothesearguments,forhenceforthI
wasonthemostfriendlytermswiththem。Eachtimeachiefsawme,heneverfailedtocomeupandpressmyhand。And,evenmore,thesemenwhomIhadsoterrified,whentheybecamemyfriends,gavemeaprecioustestimonyoftheiresteem——Imaysay,too,oftheiradmiration,forthatistheirownexpression。
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Weenteredasmallroomveryelegantlydecorated,inwhichweretwodivans。
“This,“ourhostsaid,“istheroomreservedforguestsofdistinction;youcangotobedwhenyoulike,butifyouarenottired,Iwouldaskyourleavetopresenttoyouseveralchiefmenofmytribe,who,havingheardofyou,wishtoseeyou。“
“Letthemcomein,“Isaid,afterconsultingMadameHoudin,“wewillreceivethemwithpleasure。“
Theinterpreterwentout,andsoonbroughtinadozenoldmen,amongwhomwereaMaraboutandseveraltalebs,whomthebash-agaappearedtoholdingreatdeference。
TheysatdowninacircleoncarpetsandkeptupaverylivelyconversationaboutmyperformancesatAlgiers。Thislearnedsocietydiscussedtheprobabilityofthemarvelsrelatedbythechiefofthetribe,whotookgreatpleasureindepictinghisimpressionsandthoseofhiscoreligionistsatthesightoftheMIRACLESIhadperformed。
Eachlentanattentiveeartothesestories,andregardedmewithaspeciesofveneration;theMaraboutalonedisplayedadegreeofskepticism,andassertedthatthespectatorshadbeendupedbywhathecalledavision。
JealousofmyreputationasaFrenchsorcerer,IthoughtImustperformbeforetheunbelieverafewtricksasaspecimenofmylateperformance。Ihadthepleasureofastoundingmyaudience,buttheMaraboutcontinuedtooffermeasystematicopposition,bywhichhisneighborswerevisiblyannoyed;thepoorfellowdidnotsuspect,though,whatIhadinstoreforhim。
Myantagonistworeinhissashawatch,thechainofwhichhungoutside。
IbelieveIhavealreadymentionedacertaintalentIpossessoffilchingawatch,apin,apocketbook,etc。,withaskillbywhichseveralofmyfriendshavebeenvictimized。
Iwasfortunatelybornwithanhonestanduprightheart,orthispeculiartalentmighthaveledmetoofar。WhenIfeltinclinedforajokeofthisnature,Iturnedittoprofitinaconjuringtrick,orwaitedtillmyfriendtookleaveofme,andthenrecalledhim:“Stay,“Iwouldsay,handinghimthestolenarticle,“letthisserveasalessontoputyouonyourguardagainstpersonslesshonestthanmyself。“
ButtoreturntoourMarabout。IhadstolenhiswatchasIpassednearhimandslippedintoitsplaceafive-francpiece。
Topreventhisdetectingit,andwhilewaitingtillIcouldprofitbymylarceny,Iimprovisedatrick。AfterjugglingawayBou-
Allem’srosary,Imadeitpassintooneofthenumerousslippersleftatthedoorbytheguests;thisshoewasnextfoundtobefullofcoins,andtoendthislittlescenecomically,Imadefive-francpiecescomeoutofthenosesofthespectators。TheytooksuchpleasureinthistrickthatIfanciedIshouldneverterminateit。
“Douros!douros!“[1]theyshouted,astheytwitchedtheirnoses。I
willinglyaccededtotheirrequest,andthedourosissuedatcommand。
[1]GoldArabiccoin。
ThedelightwassogreatthatseveralArabsrolledontheground;
thiscoarselyexpressedjoyonthepartofMohammedanswasworthfrenziedapplausetome。
IpretendedtokeepalooffromtheMarabout,who,asIexpected,remainedseriousandimpassive。
Whencalmwasrestored,myrivalbeganspeakinghurriedlytohisneighbors,asifstrivingtodispeltheirillusion,and,notsucceeding,headdressedmethroughtheinterpreter:
“Youwillnotdeceivemeinthatway,“hesaid,withacraftylook。
“Whyso?“
“BecauseIdon’tbelieveinyourpower。“
“Ah,indeed!Well,then,ifyoudonotbelieveinmypower,Iwillcompelyoutobelieveinmyskill。“
“Neitherinonenortheother。“
IwasatthismomentthewholelengthoftheroomfromtheMarabout。
“Stay,“Isaidtohim;“youseethisfive-francpiece。“
“Yes。“
“Closeyourhandfirmly,forthepiecewillgointoitinspiteofyourself。“
“Iamready,“theArabsaid,inanincredulousvoice,asheheldouthistightlyclosedfist。
Itookthepieceattheendofmyfingers,sothattheassemblymightallseeit,then,feigningtothrowitattheMarabout,itdisappearedattheword“Pass!“
Mymanopenedhishand,and,findingnothinginit,shruggedhisshoulders,asiftosay,“Yousee,Itoldyouso。“
Iwaswellawarethepiecewasnotthere,butitwasimportanttodrawtheMarabout’sattentionmomentarilyfromthesash,andforthispurposeIemployedthefeint。
“Thatdoesnotsurpriseme,“Ireplied,“forIthrewthepiecewithsuchstrengththatitwentrightthroughyourhand,andhasfallenintoyoursash。BeingafraidImightbreakyourwatchbytheblow,Icalledittome:hereitis!“AndIshowedhimthewatchinmyhand。
TheMaraboutquicklyputhishandinhiswaistbelt,toassurehimselfofthetruth,andwasquitestupefiedatfindingthefive-
francpiece。
Thespectatorswereastounded。Someamongthembegantellingtheirbeadswithavivacityevidencingacertainagitationofmind;buttheMaraboutfrownedwithoutsayingaword,andIsawhewasspellingoversomeevildesign。
“Inowbelieveinyoursupernaturalpower,“hesaid;“youarearealsorcerer;hence,Ihopeyouwillnotfeartorepeathereatrickyouperformedinyourtheater“;andofferingmetwopistolsheheldconcealedbeneathhisburnous,headded,“Come,chooseoneofthesepistols;wewillloadit,andIwillfireatyou。Youhavenothingtofear,asyoucanwardoffallblows。“
IconfessIwasforamomentstaggered;Isoughtasubterfugeandfoundnone。Alleyeswerefixeduponme,andareplywasanxiouslyawaited。
TheMaraboutwastriumphant。