“Youseemtobeveryparticl’randdiffikilttosatisfy,“continuedMrs。Morris;“but,ifyeoudon’tbelieveit,jestcomeandseeforyou’sef。“
Sheledthewaytothebureau,openedthedrawer,and,raisingaplaidcottonhandkerchief,displayedthecontrabandlettersbythescore。Allweredirectedtothelotteryfirm,andwereturnedovertotheknavefromtimetotimeasitsuitedhisconveniencetocallforthem。AsnosuchfirmdidbusinessatWingtonJunction,itwasthedutyofthepostmastertoforwardtothedepartment,asfictitiousandundeliverable,alllettersbearingtheaddressoftheswindlers。Insimilarcasesneglecttoobeytheregulationwastreatedassufficientgroundforinstantremoval。
Morefullypleasedwiththeresultoftheexaminationthanthewomansurmised,theofficerresumed:“Iseeyouareveryparticularaboutyourmethodsofdoingbusiness,anddonotmeantobecaughtnapping。Thearrangementweareabouttoenterintoisaveryimportantone,and,asyouarenotpostmaster,yourhusbandwillhavetobepresenttowitnessandratifythebargain。“
“Blessyeoursoul,“repliedshe,“it’sallright。I’tendtoallthebiznis。Myhusbanddoesn’tbotherhissefabeoutitintheleast。“
“Madam,“answeredtheofficer,“pardonme。Ihadmytraininginalargecity,andamaccustomedtopayminuteattentiontoeverydetail。Yourhusbandistheprincipalinthiscase,andmustratifytheagreementtomakeitbinding。Ofcourseyouwillderiveallthebenefit,buthispresenceisessentialasamatterofform。“
Apparentlysatisfied,shecalledfor“John,“whorepliedpromptlytothesummons。
“Mr。Morris,“saidtheofficer,“yourwifehasagreedtokeepmylettersforme——“
“Yaas,“brokeinthepostmaster。“Iknow’dshewould。Yeou’llfindshe’lldewitright,tew。Nobodycan’tcomeennytricksonher——canthey,Sue?Iwishoneo’’emdurn’ddeetecterswouldcomearound,jesttewseeheowshe’dpullthewoolover’im。Iwudn’taxennybetterfun;“andheindulgedinafitofloudcachinnationattheabsurdityofsupposingthatanyonecouldmatchinsharpnesshisownbelovedSue。
“Theletterswillcometothataddress,“saidtheagent,pullingouthiscommissionfromthepostmaster-general,andexhibitingittothepair。
Takinginthepurportofitataglance,Morrisjumpedseveralinchesintotheair,slappedhissides,andexclaimed,“A
deetecter,arterall;sold,byjingo!“
“We’rebust’dthen,“chimedinSue,withamelancholygrin。
Itwasevenso。ThelettersforHighfalutin&Co。wenttoWashington,andMorriswentoutofthepost-office;butthefactthatSuewasovermatchedhurthimmorethanthelossoftheplace。
June8,1872,alawwasapprovedmakingitapenaloffensetousethemailsforthepurposeofdefraudingothers,whetherresidingwithinoroutsideoftheUnitedStates。Thepostmaster-generalwasalsoauthorizedtoforbidthepaymentofpostalmoneyorderstopersonsengagedinfraudulentlotteries,giftenterprises,andotherschemesforswindlingthepublic,andtoinstructpostmasterstoreturntothewriters,withtheword“fraudulent“writtenorstampedontheoutside,allregisteredlettersdirectedtosuchpersonsorfirms。Priortotheenactmentofthislaw,themostwholesaleandbarefacedoperationswereconductedbyprofessionalcheats,mainlythroughthefacilitiesaffordedbythemails,withalmostabsoluteimpunity。Lettersaddressedtobogusfirmswereindeedforwardedfromtheofficesofdeliverytothedepartmentas“fictitious“and“undeliverable,“andmanycolludingpostmastersweredecapitated。Suchpettymeasuresofwarfareservedmerelytoannoythevampiresandtowhettheirdiabolicalingenuityforthecontrivanceofnewdevices。Sincethelawof1872wentintoeffect,however,thescoundrelshavebeencompelledtotravelathornyroad。Scoresofarrestshavebeenmade,andinmanycasesthecriminalshavebeensentencedtothepenitentiary。
Itwouldexceedourlimitseventoenumeratethedeviceswhichhavebeentriedbydifferentswindlerswithgreaterorlesssuccess。
Giftenterprisesofvariouskindsarethemostcommonandnotorious,constitutingadistinctbranchofthebusiness;butthepretensesonwhichhumancredulityisinvitedtopartwithactualcashforimaginarybenefitsareinnumerable。Afewspecimensaregivenasillustrations。
ANOLDGAMEREVIVED
Onthe18thofSeptember,1875,afellowwasarrestedinWestVirginiawhosentthevictimswhomheproposedtobleedletterswhereofthefollowingisacopy:——
“AladywhoboardedwithmediedonlastSaturdayofapoplexy。Sheleftatrunkcontainingthefollowingproperty:Oneveryfineladies’goldwatchandchain,oneladies’goldnecklace,sixladies’fingerrings,earrings,andagreatdealofladies’
clothing。Amongotherthingswasaletteraddressedtoyou。I
supposeyoutobearelativeofthedeceased,andwanttosendyouthetrunk。WhenMissThompsondiedsheleftaboardbillunpaidamountingto$20。50。Youwillpleasesendthisamountbyreturnmail,andthetrunkwillbeforwardedtoyouimmediately。“
Insteadofremittingthemoneyasmodestlyrequested,therecipientofoneofthesechoicedouceurs,aladyresidingintheinteriorofPennsylvania,sentthelettertothemayorofthetownwhereitwasdatedandpostmarked,whointurnhandeditovertospecialagentT。P。Shallcross;andheinthecourseofadayortwosucceededincapturingthemiscreant。
Thisparticularformoftheconfidencegameisveryold;yetintheyearofourLordeighteenhundredandseventy-fiveaswindlerbymeansofitsucceedsnotonlyinmaintaininghimselfindashingstyle,butalsoinsportingaflashytravelingcompanionofthefemalepersuasion!
Wherethelettersareaddressedtomen,thearticlesreportedtobefoundintheimaginarytrunkarechangedtocorrespondtomasculinehabitsandwants。Theoperatorsreceivemanysingularandsomeentertainingreplies。Thefollowing,datedlongagofromasmalltownattheSouth,mayserveasasample,theorthographyoftheoriginalbeingpreserved:——
“COL。SNOWDEN,“DearSir,——Yoursreceived,andyousayJohnisdead。Poorfellow!
Ialwaysexpectedit。Deathrunsinthefamily。Dyedsuddenlyofappleplexy——eattoomanyapples。Well,IalwaysthoughtJohnwouldhurthimselfeatingapples。Is’poseyouhadhimburied。Yousaidnothingaboutfuneralexpenses。Hehadatrunk——goldwatchinit,&c。Well,well,whatanunexpectedlegacy!butstrangethingshappensometimes。NeverthoughtIshouldgetagoldwatchso。Andhehadthewatchinhistrunk,didhe?Poorfellow!wasalwayssoparticular’bouthiswatchandfixings。Hadtworevolvers。Whatisthem?IneverheardJohnsayanythingaboutthem。Well,youhavebeensokindastowritetome;justkeepallthebalanceofthethings,youcanhavethem;butthegoldwatch,sendthattomebyexpress。Sendimmediatelyifnotsooner。“
“Verytruly,“GEO。STREAM。
“P。S。Mymotherinlawsays,ifyoucomethisway,call。Shelikestoknowallsuchgood,kindfolks。“
Itissafetoconcludethat“Col。Snowden“neveracceptedtheinvitationtocallfromthehospitablemother-in-law。
AFORMIDABLEWEAPON
Inthesummerandfallof1875circularswerescatteredbroadcastoverthecountry,andadvertisementsappearedintheweeklyeditionsofseveralleadingpapersofNewYorkCityandotherlargetowns,settingforththeraremeritsofaweaponofdestructioncalled“Allan’sNewLow-PricedSeven-Shooter。“Asaspecimenofingeniousdescription,themoresalientpartsofthecircularareherewithreproduced:——
“InintroducingthistriumphofmechanicalgeniustotheAmericanpublic,itispropertosaythatitisnotanentirelynewarticle,butthatithaslatelybeenimprovedinappearance,simplicityofconstruction,andaccuracy,havingnewpointsofexcellence,makingitsuperiorinmanyrespectstothosefirstmade。Themanufacturershavingimprovedfacilitiesformakingthemcheaplyandrapidly,havereducedthepricetoonedollarandfiftycents;
andwhiletheprofitsonasingleonearenecessarilysmall,thispriceplacesthemwithinthereachofall。
“Wewishitdistinctlyunderstoodthatthisisnocheap,good-for-
nothing’pop-gun’;andwhilenonecanexpectittobe’silver-
mounted’for$1。50,theyhavearighttoexpecttheworthoftheirmoney,andinthisnewimprovedseven-shooterawantissupplied。
“GreatcareistakenintheadjustmentofEACH,sothatALLareequallygoodandreliable。Intheirproductionnotroubleorexpensehasbeenspared。Anelaborateandcompletesetofmachineryandgaugeshasbeenmade,bymeansofwhichallthepartsareproducedexactlyalike,thusinsuringgreatuniformityinthecharacteroftheworkproduced。“
Thisremarkableimplement,equallyusefulforpeaceorwar,isofferedtoaneagerpublicatthelowpriceof$1。50each,or$13
perdozen。Onthescoreofcheapness,theinventorgreatlyprefersthemailstotheexpressasavehicleforthetransportofhiswares。Infact,hedeclinestopatronizetheexpresscompaniesatall,unlessaprepaymentoftwenty-fivepercent,accompanieseachorderasaguarantyofthe“purchaser’sgoodfaith。“
Atfirsttheenterprisesucceededevenbeyondthemostsanguineexpectationsofitsprojector,letterswiththecashinclosedpouringinbythehundred。Forseveralmonths,however,afterthefirstpublicationoftheadvertisement,“thistriumphofmechanicalgenius,“though“notanentirelynewarticle,“existedonlyinthecomprehensivebrainofthegentlemanwhohadthegreatnesstodiscernintheimperfectworkofpredecessorsthegermsofidealperfection。Havingnoseven-shooterstosend,hewascompelledtodishonortherequisitionsoftheexpectant“traveler,sailor,hunter,fisherman,etc。“Whilecarefultolayasidetheinclosures,heentirelyforgoteventosofarrememberhispatronsastomakearecordoftheirnames。
Induetime,however,the“factory“wentintooperation,andtheseven-shooterswereactuallyproduced。Themechanical“triumph,“
rudelymadeofacheapmetalcomposition,isaduplicateofatoylongusedbyboystothedelightofeachother,andtotheannoyanceoftheirelders。Thepropulsivepowerresidesinasteelspring,whichhasforceenoughtosendabird-shotacrossagood-
sizedroom。Theoutfitwouldcostperhapssixoreightcentstothemanufacturer。Aportionoftheorderswerenowfilled,thegreaterpartbeingstillthrownunhonoredintothewaste-basketasbefore。
Cursesbothloudanddeepbegantobeshoweredontheheadoftheswindler。Complaintshavingreachedthedepartment,specialagentC。E。Henrystartedtohuntfor“Wilcox&Co。,“ofWindsor,Ohio,forsuchwasthedirectionintheadvertisementsandonthecircular。Proceedingseveralmilesfromthenearestrailroad,hefoundtheruralsettlementwherethefactorywassupposedtobelocated。
Guidedbyvariousinquiries,hefinallydroveuptothesmallfarm-
housewheretheparentsofWilcox&Co。resided。Onentering,theofficersaid,“IaminsearchofMr。Wilcox,ofthefirmofWilcox&Co。“
“Iamyourman,“remarkedayouth,perhapstwenty-twoyearsofage,whosecountenanceatoncesuggestedacutenessandcunning。“Whatwillyouhave?“
“Iwouldliketotakealookaboutthearsenalandgun-factorylocatedhere,“repliedthedetective,leisurelysurveyingthelandscape。
“TheworksareinCleveland,“answeredthegreatinventor。“Youcanseethembycallingthere。“
“Butwhereisthearsenal?Iunderstanditwassituatedhere。“
“Yourinformationiscorrect,“repliedtheyoungman。“Thatisit,acrosstheroad。“
Castinghiseyeinthedirectionindicated,theofficersawaricketywoodshedaboutsevenfeetbynineinsize。
Observingthesmileofamusedincredulitythatplayeduponthefeaturesofhisquestioner,Wilcoxreiterated,withanairofhalfoffendeddignity,——
“That’sit。Wekeepourseven-shootersthere。Butlookhere;
beforethisthinggoesanyfurther,Iwanttoknowwhoyouare。“
“Oh,certainly,sir,“answeredthestranger。“YouwillfindnothingaboutmethatIcaretokeepconcealed。Iamaspecialagentofthepost-officedepartment,andmybusinesshereistoarrestyou。“
“Why,whathaveIdonetowarrantsuchavisit?“queriedyouthfulinnocence。
“Ishallbehappytomakethatpointcleartoyou,“repliedthedetective,“thoughIamafraidtheenlightenmentwillcometoolatetoproveofmuchservicetoyou。Inusingthemailsforthepurposeofswindling,youhaveviolatedthelawsofthecountry,andmustsufferthepenalty。“
“Butwheredoestheswindlingcomein?“expostulatedWilcox。“I