“Ihavereasonsforbeingafraid,“shesaid。“OnethatIcan’tgive;andonethatIcan。SupposeBlancheheardofwhatyouhavedone?Thelongeryoustayhere——themorepeopleyousee——themorechancethereisthatshe_might_hearofit。“
“Andwhatifshedid?“askedArnold,inhisownstraightforwardway。“Doyouthinkshewouldbeangrywithmeformakingmyselfusefulto_you?_“
“Yes,“rejoinedAnne,sharply,“ifshewasjealousofme。“
Arnold’sunlimitedbeliefinBlancheexpresseditself,withouttheslightestcompromise,intwowords:
“That’simpossible!“
Anxiousasshewas,miserableasshewas,afaintsmileflittedoverAnne’sface。
“SirPatrickwouldtellyou,Mr。Brinkworth,thatnothingisimpossiblewherewomenareconcerned。“Shedroppedhermomentarylightnessoftone,andwentonasearnestlyasever。“Youcan’tputyourselfinBlanche’splace——Ican。Oncemore,Ibegyoutogo。Idon’tlikeyourcominghere,inthisway!Idon’tlikeitatall!“
Sheheldoutherhandtotakeleave。Atthesamemomenttherewasaloudknockatthedooroftheroom。
Annesankintothechairatherside,andutteredafaintcryofalarm。Arnold,perfectlyimpenetrabletoallsenseofhisposition,askedwhattherewastofrightenher——andansweredtheknockinthetwocustomarywords:
“Comein!“
THEknockatthedoorwasrepeated——alouderknockthanbefore。
“Areyoudeaf?“shoutedArnold。
Thedooropened,littlebylittle,aninchatatime。Mr。
Bishopriggsappearedmysteriously,withtheclothfordinneroverhisarm,andwithhissecondincommandbehindhim,bearing“thefurnishingofthetable“asitwascalledatCraigFernieonatray。
“Whatthedeucewereyouwaitingfor?“askedArnold。“Itoldyoutocomein。“
“And_I_tauld_you,_“answeredMr。Bishopriggs,“thatIwadnacomeinwithoutknockingfirst。Eh,man!“hewenton,dismissinghissecondincommand,andlayingtheclothwithhisownvenerablehands,“d’yethinkI’velivedinthishottleinblindedeegnoranceofhooyoungmarriedcouplespassthetimewhenthey’relefttothemselves?Twaknocksatthedoor——andanuncotroubleinopeningit,afterthat——isjoosttheleastyecandoforthem!Whar’doyethink,noo,I’llsettheplacesforyouandyourleddythere?“
Annewalkedawaytothewindow,inundisguiseddisgust。ArnoldfoundMr。Bishopriggstobequiteirresistible。Heanswered,humoringthejoke,“Oneatthetopandoneatthebottomofthetable,Isuppose?“
“Oneattapandoneatbottom?“repeatedMr。Bishopriggs,inhighdisdain。“De’ilabitofit!Baithyerchairsasclosetogetheraschairscanbe。Hech!hech!——haven’tIcaught’em,aftergoodnessknowshoomanypreleeminaryknocksatthedoor,diningontheirhusbands’knees,andsteemulatingaman’sappetitebyfeedinghimatthefork’sendlikeachild?Eh!“sighedthesageofCraigFernie,“it’sashortlifewi’thatnuptialbusiness,andamerryone!Amouthforyerbillin’andcooin’;anda’theresto’yerdaysforwonderingyewereeversuchafule,andwishingitwasa’tobedoneoweragain——Ye’llbeforabottleo’sherrywine,naedoot?andadraptoddyafterwards,todoyerdigestin’on?“
Arnoldnodded——andthen,inobediencetoasignalfromAnne,joinedheratthewindow。Mr。Bishopriggslookedafterthemattentively——observedthattheyweretalkinginwhispers——andapprovedofthatproceeding,asrepresentinganotheroftheestablishedcustomsofyoungmarriedcouplesatinns,inthepresenceofthirdpersonsappointedtowaitonthem。
“Ay!ay!“hesaid,lookingoverhisshoulderatArnold,“gaetoyourdeerie!gaetoyourdeerie!andleavea’thesolidbusinesso’lifetoMe。Ye’veScreepturewarrantforit。AmanmaunleavefetherandmotherI’myerfether,andcleavetohiswife。Mycertie!’cleave’isastrongword——there’snaesorto’dootabootit,whenitcomesto’cleaving!’“Hewaggedhisheadthoughtfully,andwalkedtotheside-tableinacorner,tocutthebread。
Ashetookuptheknife,hisonewaryeyedetectedamorselofcrumpledpaper,lyinglostbetweenthetableandthewall。ItwastheletterfromGeoffrey,whichAnnehadflungfromher,inthefirstindignationofreadingit——andwhichneithershenorArnoldhadthoughtofsince。
“What’sthatIseeyonder?“mutteredMr。Bishopriggs,underhisbreath。“Mairlitterintheroom,afterI’vedoostedandtidieditwi’myainhands!“
Hepickedupthecrumpledpaper,andpartlyopenedit。“Eh!
what’shere?Writingonitinink?andwritingonitinpencil?
Whomaythisbelongto?“HelookedroundcautiouslytowardArnoldandAnne。Theywerebothstilltalkinginwhispers,andbothstandingwiththeirbackstohim,lookingoutofthewindow。
“Hereitis,cleanforgottenanddunewith!“thoughtMr。
Bishopriggs。“Noowhatwouldafuledo,ifhefundthis?Afulewadlighthispipewi’it,andthenwonderwhetherhewadnaha’
dunebettertoreaditfirst。Andwhatwadawisemando,inaseemilarposition?“Hepracticallyansweredthatquestionbyputtingtheletterintohispocket。Itmightbeworthkeeping,oritmightnot;fiveminutes’privateexaminationofitwoulddecidethealternative,atthefirstconvenientopportunity。“Amgaun’tobreengthedinnerin!“hecalledouttoArnold。“And,mindye,there’snaeknockingatthedoorpossible,whenI’vegotthetrayinbaithmyhands,andmairsthepity,thegoutinbaithmyfeet。“Withthatfriendlywarning,Mr。Bishopriggswenthiswaytotheregionsofthekitchen。
ArnoldcontinuedhisconversationwithAnneintermswhichshowedthatthequestionofhisleavingtheinnhadbeenthequestiononcemorediscussedbetweenthemwhiletheywerestandingatthewindow。
“Youseewecan’thelpit,“hesaid。“Thewaiterhasgonetobringthedinnerin。Whatwilltheythinkinthehouse,ifIgoawayalready,andleave’mywife’todinealone?“
Itwassoplainlynecessarytokeepupappearancesforthepresent,thattherewasnothingmoretobesaid。Arnoldwascommittingaseriousimprudence——andyet,onthisoccasion,Arnoldwasright。Anne’sannoyanceatfeelingthatconclusionforcedonherproducedthefirstbetrayalofimpatiencewhichshehadshownyet。SheleftArnoldatthewindow,andflungherselfonthesofa。“Acurseseemstofollowme!“shethought,bitterly。
“Thiswillendill——andIshallbeanswerableforit!“
InthemeantimeMr。Bishopriggshadfoundthedinnerinthekitchen,ready,andwaitingforhim。Insteadofatoncetakingthetrayonwhichitwasplacedintothesitting-room,heconveyeditprivatelyintohisownpantry,andshutthedoor。
“Lieyethere,myfreend,tillthesparemomentcomes——andI’lllookatyeagain,“hesaid,puttingtheletterawaycarefullyinthedresser-drawer。“Nooabootthedinnero’theytwaturtle-dovesintheparlor?“hecontinued,directinghisattentiontothedinnertray。“Imaunjoostseethatthecook’s;’sduneherduty——thecreaturesareno’capableo’
decidin’thatknottypointfortheirainselves。“Hetookoffoneofthecovers,andpickedbits,hereandthere,outofthedishwiththefork“Eh!eh!thecollopsareno’thatbad!“Hetookoffanothercover,andshookhisheadinsolemndoubt。“Here’sthegreenmeat。Idootgreenmeat’swindydietforamanatmytimeo’life!“Heputthecoveronagain,andtriedthenextdish。“Thefesh?Whatthede’ildoesthewomanfrythetroutfor?
Boilitnexttime,yebetch,wi’apincho’sautandaspunefu’
o’vinegar。“Hedrewthecorkfromabottleofsherry,anddecantedthewine。“Thesherrywine?“hesaid,intonesofdeepfeeling,holdingthedecanteruptothelight。“HoodoIknowbutwhatitmaybecorkit?Imauntasteandtry。It’sonmyconscience,asanhonestman,totasteandtry。“Heforthwithrelievedhisconscience——copiously。Therewasavacantspace,ofnoinconsiderabledimensions,leftinthedecanter。Mr。
Bishopriggsgravelyfilleditupfromthewater-bottle。“Eh!
it’sjoostaddin’tenyearstotheageo’thewine。Theturtle-doveswillbenanethewaur——andImysel’amaglasso’
sherrythebetter。PraiseProvidencefora’itsmaircies!“Havingrelievedhimselfofthatdevoutaspiration,hetookupthetrayagain,anddecidedonlettingtheturtle-doveshavetheirdinner。
Theconversationintheparlordroppedforthemomenthadbeenrenewed,intheabsenceofMr。Bishopriggs。Toorestlesstoremainlonginoneplace,Annehadrisenagainfromthesofa,andhadrejoinedArnoldatthewindow。
“WheredoyourfriendsatLadyLundie’sbelieveyoutobenow?“
sheasked,abruptly。
“Iambelieved,“repliedArnold,“tobemeetingmytenants,andtakingpossessionofmyestate。“
“Howareyoutogettoyourestateto-night?“
“Byrailway,Isuppose。By-the-by,whatexcuseamItomakeforgoingawayafterdinner?Wearesuretohavethelandladyinherebeforelong。Whatwillshesaytomygoingoffbymyselftothetrain,andleaving’mywife’behindme?“
“Mr。Brinkworth!thatjoke——ifit_is_ajoke——iswornout!“
“Ibegyourpardon,“saidArnold。
“Youmayleaveyourexcusetome,“pursuedAnne。“Doyougobytheuptrain,orthedown?“
“Bytheuptrain。“