andthoughLordRavenshawofferedtoresignhistome,itwasimpossibletotakeit,youknow。Iwassorryfor_him_thatheshouldhavesomistakenhispowers,forhewasnomoreequaltotheBaron——alittlemanwithaweakvoice,alwayshoarseafterthefirsttenminutes。Itmusthaveinjuredthepiecematerially;
  but_I_wasresolvedtomakenodifficulties。
  SirHenrythoughtthedukenotequaltoFrederick,butthatwasbecauseSirHenrywantedtheparthimself;
  whereasitwascertainlyinthebesthandsofthetwo。
  IwassurprisedtoseeSirHenrysuchastick。
  Luckilythestrengthofthepiecedidnotdependuponhim。
  OurAgathawasinimitable,andthedukewasthoughtverygreatbymany。Anduponthewhole,itwouldcertainlyhavegoneoffwonderfully。“
  “Itwasahardcase,uponmyword“;and,“Idothinkyouwereverymuchtobepitied,“werethekindresponsesoflisteningsympathy。
  “Itisnotworthcomplainingabout;buttobesurethepoorolddowagercouldnothavediedataworsetime;
  anditisimpossibletohelpwishingthatthenewscouldhavebeensuppressedforjustthethreedayswewanted。
  Itwasbutthreedays;andbeingonlyagrandmother,andallhappeningtwohundredmilesoff,Ithinktherewouldhavebeennogreatharm,anditwassuggested,Iknow;
  butLordRavenshaw,whoIsupposeisoneofthemostcorrectmeninEngland,wouldnothearofit。“
  “Anafterpieceinsteadofacomedy,“saidMr。Bertram。
  “Lovers’Vowswereatanend,andLordandLadyRavenshawlefttoactMyGrandmotherbythemselves。Well,thejointuremaycomfort_him_;andperhaps,betweenfriends,hebegantotrembleforhiscreditandhislungsintheBaron,andwasnotsorrytowithdraw;andtomake_you_amends,Yates,IthinkwemustraisealittletheatreatMansfield,andaskyoutobeourmanager。“
  This,thoughthethoughtofthemoment,didnotendwiththemoment;fortheinclinationtoactwasawakened,andinnoonemorestronglythaninhimwhowasnowmasterofthehouse;andwho,havingsomuchleisureastomakealmostanynoveltyacertaingood,hadlikewisesuchadegreeoflivelytalentsandcomictaste,aswereexactlyadaptedtothenoveltyofacting。
  Thethoughtreturnedagainandagain。“OhfortheEcclesfordtheatreandscenerytotrysomethingwith。“
  Eachsistercouldechothewish;andHenryCrawford,towhom,inalltheriotofhisgratificationsitwasyetanuntastedpleasure,wasquitealiveattheidea。
  “Ireallybelieve,“saidhe,“Icouldbefoolenoughatthismomenttoundertakeanycharacterthateverwaswritten,fromShylockorRichardIIIdowntothesingingheroofafarceinhisscarletcoatandcockedhat。
  IfeelasifIcouldbeanythingoreverything;
  asifIcouldrantandstorm,orsighorcutcapers,inanytragedyorcomedyintheEnglishlanguage。Letusbedoingsomething。Beitonlyhalfaplay,anact,ascene;
  whatshouldpreventus?Notthesecountenances,Iamsure,“
  lookingtowardstheMissBertrams;“andforatheatre,whatsignifiesatheatre?Weshallbeonlyamusingourselves。
  Anyroominthishousemightsuffice。“
  “Wemusthaveacurtain,“saidTomBertram;“afewyardsofgreenbaizeforacurtain,andperhapsthatmaybeenough。“
  “Oh,quiteenough,“criedMr。Yates,“withonlyjustasidewingortworunup,doorsinflat,andthreeorfourscenestobeletdown;nothingmorewouldbenecessaryonsuchaplanasthis。
  Formereamusementamongourselvesweshouldwantnothingmore。“
  “Ibelievewemustbesatisfiedwith_less_,“saidMaria。
  “Therewouldnotbetime,andotherdifficultieswouldarise。WemustratheradoptMr。Crawford’sviews,andmakethe_performance_,notthe_theatre_,ourobject。
  Manypartsofourbestplaysareindependentofscenery。“
  “Nay,“saidEdmund,whobegantolistenwithalarm。
  “Letusdonothingbyhalves。Ifwearetoact,letitbeinatheatrecompletelyfittedupwithpit,boxes,andgallery,andletushaveaplayentirefrombeginningtoend;soasitbeaGermanplay,nomatterwhat,withagoodtricking,shiftingafterpiece,andafigure-dance,andahornpipe,andasongbetweentheacts。IfwedonotoutdoEcclesford,wedonothing。“
  “Now,Edmund,donotbedisagreeable,“saidJulia。
  “Nobodylovesaplaybetterthanyoudo,orcanhavegonemuchfarthertoseeone。“
  “True,toseerealacting,goodhardenedrealacting;
  butIwouldhardlywalkfromthisroomtothenexttolookattheraweffortsofthosewhohavenotbeenbredtothetrade:asetofgentlemenandladies,whohaveallthedisadvantagesofeducationanddecorumtostrugglethrough。“
  Afterashortpause,however,thesubjectstillcontinued,andwasdiscussedwithunabatedeagerness,everyone’sinclinationincreasingbythediscussion,andaknowledgeoftheinclinationoftherest;andthoughnothingwassettledbutthatTomBertramwouldpreferacomedy,andhissistersandHenryCrawfordatragedy,andthatnothingintheworldcouldbeeasierthantofindapiecewhichwouldpleasethemall,theresolutiontoactsomethingorotherseemedsodecidedastomakeEdmundquiteuncomfortable。Hewasdeterminedtopreventit,ifpossible,thoughhismother,whoequallyheardtheconversationwhichpassedattable,didnotevincetheleastdisapprobation。
  Thesameeveningaffordedhimanopportunityoftryinghisstrength。Maria,Julia,HenryCrawford,andMr。Yateswereinthebilliard-room。Tom,returningfromthemintothedrawing-room,whereEdmundwasstandingthoughtfullybythefire,whileLadyBertramwasonthesofaatalittledistance,andFannyclosebesideherarrangingherwork,thusbeganasheentered——“Suchahorriblyvilebilliard-tableasoursisnottobemetwith,Ibelieve,aboveground。Icanstanditnolonger,andIthink,Imaysay,thatnothingshallevertemptmetoitagain;
  butonegoodthingIhavejustascertained:itistheveryroomforatheatre,preciselytheshapeandlengthforit;
  andthedoorsatthefartherend,communicatingwitheachother,astheymaybemadetodoinfiveminutes,bymerelymovingthebookcaseinmyfather’sroom,istheverythingwecouldhavedesired,ifwehadsatdowntowishforit;
  andmyfather’sroomwillbeanexcellentgreenroom。
  Itseemstojointhebilliard-roomonpurpose。“
  “Youarenotserious,Tom,inmeaningtoact?“saidEdmund,inalowvoice,ashisbrotherapproachedthefire。
  “Notserious!nevermoreso,Iassureyou。Whatistheretosurpriseyouinit?“
  “Ithinkitwouldbeverywrong。Ina_general_light,privatetheatricalsareopentosomeobjections,butas_we_
  arecircumstanced,Imustthinkitwouldbehighlyinjudicious,andmorethaninjudicioustoattemptanythingofthekind。
  Itwouldshewgreatwantoffeelingonmyfather’saccount,absentasheis,andinsomedegreeofconstantdanger;
  anditwouldbeimprudent,Ithink,withregardtoMaria,whosesituationisaverydelicateone,consideringeverything,extremelydelicate。“
  “Youtakeupathingsoseriously!asifweweregoingtoactthreetimesaweektillmyfather’sreturn,andinviteallthecountry。Butitisnottobeadisplayofthatsort。Wemeannothingbutalittleamusementamongourselves,justtovarythescene,andexerciseourpowersinsomethingnew。Wewantnoaudience,nopublicity。Wemaybetrusted,Ithink,inchusingsomeplaymostperfectlyunexceptionable;
  andIcanconceivenogreaterharmordangertoanyofusinconversingintheelegantwrittenlanguageofsomerespectableauthorthaninchatteringinwordsofourown。
  Ihavenofearsandnoscruples。Andastomyfather’sbeingabsent,itissofarfromanobjection,thatI
  consideritratherasamotive;fortheexpectationofhisreturnmustbeaveryanxiousperiodtomymother;
  andifwecanbethemeansofamusingthatanxiety,andkeepingupherspiritsforthenextfewweeks,Ishallthinkourtimeverywellspent,andso,Iamsure,willhe。
  Itisa_very_anxiousperiodforher。“
  Ashesaidthis,eachlookedtowardstheirmother。
  LadyBertram,sunkbackinonecornerofthesofa,thepictureofhealth,wealth,ease,andtranquillity,wasjustfallingintoagentledoze,whileFannywasgettingthroughthefewdifficultiesofherworkforher。
  Edmundsmiledandshookhishead。
  “ByJove!thiswon’tdo,“criedTom,throwinghimselfintoachairwithaheartylaugh。“Tobesure,mydearmother,youranxiety——Iwasunluckythere。“