andthoughLordRavenshawofferedtoresignhistome,itwasimpossibletotakeit,youknow。Iwassorryfor_him_thatheshouldhavesomistakenhispowers,forhewasnomoreequaltotheBaron——alittlemanwithaweakvoice,alwayshoarseafterthefirsttenminutes。Itmusthaveinjuredthepiecematerially;
but_I_wasresolvedtomakenodifficulties。
SirHenrythoughtthedukenotequaltoFrederick,butthatwasbecauseSirHenrywantedtheparthimself;
whereasitwascertainlyinthebesthandsofthetwo。
IwassurprisedtoseeSirHenrysuchastick。
Luckilythestrengthofthepiecedidnotdependuponhim。
OurAgathawasinimitable,andthedukewasthoughtverygreatbymany。Anduponthewhole,itwouldcertainlyhavegoneoffwonderfully。“
“Itwasahardcase,uponmyword“;and,“Idothinkyouwereverymuchtobepitied,“werethekindresponsesoflisteningsympathy。
“Itisnotworthcomplainingabout;buttobesurethepoorolddowagercouldnothavediedataworsetime;
anditisimpossibletohelpwishingthatthenewscouldhavebeensuppressedforjustthethreedayswewanted。
Itwasbutthreedays;andbeingonlyagrandmother,andallhappeningtwohundredmilesoff,Ithinktherewouldhavebeennogreatharm,anditwassuggested,Iknow;
butLordRavenshaw,whoIsupposeisoneofthemostcorrectmeninEngland,wouldnothearofit。“
“Anafterpieceinsteadofacomedy,“saidMr。Bertram。
“Lovers’Vowswereatanend,andLordandLadyRavenshawlefttoactMyGrandmotherbythemselves。Well,thejointuremaycomfort_him_;andperhaps,betweenfriends,hebegantotrembleforhiscreditandhislungsintheBaron,andwasnotsorrytowithdraw;andtomake_you_amends,Yates,IthinkwemustraisealittletheatreatMansfield,andaskyoutobeourmanager。“
This,thoughthethoughtofthemoment,didnotendwiththemoment;fortheinclinationtoactwasawakened,andinnoonemorestronglythaninhimwhowasnowmasterofthehouse;andwho,havingsomuchleisureastomakealmostanynoveltyacertaingood,hadlikewisesuchadegreeoflivelytalentsandcomictaste,aswereexactlyadaptedtothenoveltyofacting。
Thethoughtreturnedagainandagain。“OhfortheEcclesfordtheatreandscenerytotrysomethingwith。“
Eachsistercouldechothewish;andHenryCrawford,towhom,inalltheriotofhisgratificationsitwasyetanuntastedpleasure,wasquitealiveattheidea。
“Ireallybelieve,“saidhe,“Icouldbefoolenoughatthismomenttoundertakeanycharacterthateverwaswritten,fromShylockorRichardIIIdowntothesingingheroofafarceinhisscarletcoatandcockedhat。
IfeelasifIcouldbeanythingoreverything;
asifIcouldrantandstorm,orsighorcutcapers,inanytragedyorcomedyintheEnglishlanguage。Letusbedoingsomething。Beitonlyhalfaplay,anact,ascene;
whatshouldpreventus?Notthesecountenances,Iamsure,“
lookingtowardstheMissBertrams;“andforatheatre,whatsignifiesatheatre?Weshallbeonlyamusingourselves。
Anyroominthishousemightsuffice。“
“Wemusthaveacurtain,“saidTomBertram;“afewyardsofgreenbaizeforacurtain,andperhapsthatmaybeenough。“
“Oh,quiteenough,“criedMr。Yates,“withonlyjustasidewingortworunup,doorsinflat,andthreeorfourscenestobeletdown;nothingmorewouldbenecessaryonsuchaplanasthis。
Formereamusementamongourselvesweshouldwantnothingmore。“
“Ibelievewemustbesatisfiedwith_less_,“saidMaria。
“Therewouldnotbetime,andotherdifficultieswouldarise。WemustratheradoptMr。Crawford’sviews,andmakethe_performance_,notthe_theatre_,ourobject。
Manypartsofourbestplaysareindependentofscenery。“
“Nay,“saidEdmund,whobegantolistenwithalarm。
“Letusdonothingbyhalves。Ifwearetoact,letitbeinatheatrecompletelyfittedupwithpit,boxes,andgallery,andletushaveaplayentirefrombeginningtoend;soasitbeaGermanplay,nomatterwhat,withagoodtricking,shiftingafterpiece,andafigure-dance,andahornpipe,andasongbetweentheacts。IfwedonotoutdoEcclesford,wedonothing。“
“Now,Edmund,donotbedisagreeable,“saidJulia。
“Nobodylovesaplaybetterthanyoudo,orcanhavegonemuchfarthertoseeone。“
“True,toseerealacting,goodhardenedrealacting;
butIwouldhardlywalkfromthisroomtothenexttolookattheraweffortsofthosewhohavenotbeenbredtothetrade:asetofgentlemenandladies,whohaveallthedisadvantagesofeducationanddecorumtostrugglethrough。“
Afterashortpause,however,thesubjectstillcontinued,andwasdiscussedwithunabatedeagerness,everyone’sinclinationincreasingbythediscussion,andaknowledgeoftheinclinationoftherest;andthoughnothingwassettledbutthatTomBertramwouldpreferacomedy,andhissistersandHenryCrawfordatragedy,andthatnothingintheworldcouldbeeasierthantofindapiecewhichwouldpleasethemall,theresolutiontoactsomethingorotherseemedsodecidedastomakeEdmundquiteuncomfortable。Hewasdeterminedtopreventit,ifpossible,thoughhismother,whoequallyheardtheconversationwhichpassedattable,didnotevincetheleastdisapprobation。
Thesameeveningaffordedhimanopportunityoftryinghisstrength。Maria,Julia,HenryCrawford,andMr。Yateswereinthebilliard-room。Tom,returningfromthemintothedrawing-room,whereEdmundwasstandingthoughtfullybythefire,whileLadyBertramwasonthesofaatalittledistance,andFannyclosebesideherarrangingherwork,thusbeganasheentered——“Suchahorriblyvilebilliard-tableasoursisnottobemetwith,Ibelieve,aboveground。Icanstanditnolonger,andIthink,Imaysay,thatnothingshallevertemptmetoitagain;
butonegoodthingIhavejustascertained:itistheveryroomforatheatre,preciselytheshapeandlengthforit;
andthedoorsatthefartherend,communicatingwitheachother,astheymaybemadetodoinfiveminutes,bymerelymovingthebookcaseinmyfather’sroom,istheverythingwecouldhavedesired,ifwehadsatdowntowishforit;
andmyfather’sroomwillbeanexcellentgreenroom。
Itseemstojointhebilliard-roomonpurpose。“
“Youarenotserious,Tom,inmeaningtoact?“saidEdmund,inalowvoice,ashisbrotherapproachedthefire。
“Notserious!nevermoreso,Iassureyou。Whatistheretosurpriseyouinit?“
“Ithinkitwouldbeverywrong。Ina_general_light,privatetheatricalsareopentosomeobjections,butas_we_
arecircumstanced,Imustthinkitwouldbehighlyinjudicious,andmorethaninjudicioustoattemptanythingofthekind。
Itwouldshewgreatwantoffeelingonmyfather’saccount,absentasheis,andinsomedegreeofconstantdanger;
anditwouldbeimprudent,Ithink,withregardtoMaria,whosesituationisaverydelicateone,consideringeverything,extremelydelicate。“
“Youtakeupathingsoseriously!asifweweregoingtoactthreetimesaweektillmyfather’sreturn,andinviteallthecountry。Butitisnottobeadisplayofthatsort。Wemeannothingbutalittleamusementamongourselves,justtovarythescene,andexerciseourpowersinsomethingnew。Wewantnoaudience,nopublicity。Wemaybetrusted,Ithink,inchusingsomeplaymostperfectlyunexceptionable;
andIcanconceivenogreaterharmordangertoanyofusinconversingintheelegantwrittenlanguageofsomerespectableauthorthaninchatteringinwordsofourown。
Ihavenofearsandnoscruples。Andastomyfather’sbeingabsent,itissofarfromanobjection,thatI
consideritratherasamotive;fortheexpectationofhisreturnmustbeaveryanxiousperiodtomymother;
andifwecanbethemeansofamusingthatanxiety,andkeepingupherspiritsforthenextfewweeks,Ishallthinkourtimeverywellspent,andso,Iamsure,willhe。
Itisa_very_anxiousperiodforher。“
Ashesaidthis,eachlookedtowardstheirmother。
LadyBertram,sunkbackinonecornerofthesofa,thepictureofhealth,wealth,ease,andtranquillity,wasjustfallingintoagentledoze,whileFannywasgettingthroughthefewdifficultiesofherworkforher。
Edmundsmiledandshookhishead。
“ByJove!thiswon’tdo,“criedTom,throwinghimselfintoachairwithaheartylaugh。“Tobesure,mydearmother,youranxiety——Iwasunluckythere。“