’Butyourtimemustfrequentlyhangheavyonyourhands;thisisastrangewildplace,andyoumustbeverysolitary?’
  ’Iamneversolitary;Ihave,asyousee,allmythingsaboutme,andthereisplentyofcompanybelowstairs。NotthatImixwiththesoldiers;ifIdid,good-byetomyauthority;butwhenIamaloneIcanhearalltheirdiscoursethroughtheplanks,andI
  oftenlaughtomyselfatthefunnythingstheysay。’
  ’Andhaveyouanyacquaintancehere?’
  ’Theverybest;muchbetterthantheColonelandtherest,attheirgrandTemplemore;Ihadneversomanyinmywholelifebefore。Onehasjustleftme,agentlemanwholivesatadistanceacrossthebog;hecomestotalkwithmeaboutGreek,andtheODYSSEY,forheisaverylearnedman,andunderstandstheoldIrish,andvariousotherstrangelanguages。HehashadadisputewithBagg。Onhearinghisname,hecalledhimtohim,and,afterlookingathimforsometimewithgreatcuriosity,saidthathewassurehewasaDane。Bagg,however,tookthecomplimentindudgeon,andsaidthathewasnomoreaDanethanhimself,butatrue-bornEnglishman,andasergeantofsixyears’standing。’
  ’Andwhatotheracquaintancehaveyou?’
  ’Allkinds;thewholeneighbourhoodcan’tmakeenoughofme。
  Amongstothersthere’stheclergymanoftheparishandhisfamily;
  suchavenerableoldman,suchfinesonsanddaughters!Iamtreatedbythemlikeasonandabrother-ImightbealwayswiththemifIpleased;there’sonedrawback,however,ingoingtoseethem;there’sahorriblecreatureinthehouse,akindoftutor,whomtheykeepmorefromcharitythananythingelse;heisaPapistand,theysay,apriest;youshouldseehimscowlsometimesatmyredcoat,forhehatestheking,andnotunfrequently,whentheking’shealthisdrunk,curseshimbetweenhisteeth。Ioncegotuptostrikehim;buttheyoungestofthesisters,whoisthehandsomest,caughtmyarmandpointedtoherforehead。’
  ’Andwhatdoesyourdutyconsistof?Haveyounothingelsetodothanpayvisitsandreceivethem?’
  ’Wedowhatisrequiredofus,weguardthisedifice,performourevolutions,andhelptheexcise;Iamfrequentlycalledupinthedeadofnighttogotosomewildplaceorotherinquestofanillicitstill;thislastpartofourdutyispoormeanwork,I
  don’tlikeit,normoredoesBagg;thoughwithoutitweshouldnotseemuchactiveservice,fortheneighbourhoodisquiet;savethepoorcreatureswiththeirstills,notasoulisstirring。’Tistruethere’sJerryGrant。’
  ’AndwhoisJerryGrant?’
  ’Didyouneverhearofhim?that’sstrange,thewholecountryistalkingabouthim;heisakindofoutlaw,rebel,orrobber,allthreeIdaresay;there’sahundredpoundsofferedforhishead。’
  ’Andwheredoeshelive?’
  ’Hisproperhome,theysay,isintheQueen’sCounty,wherehehasaband,butheisastrangefellow,fondofwanderingaboutbyhimselfamidstthebogsandmountains,andlivingintheoldcastles;occasionallyhequartershimselfinthepeasants’houses,wholethimdojustwhathepleases;heisfreeofhismoney,andoftendoesthemgoodturns,andcanbegood-humouredenough,sotheydon’tdislikehim。Thenheiswhattheycallafairyman,apersoninleaguewithfairiesandspirits,andabletoworkmuchharmbysupernaturalmeans,onwhichaccounttheyholdhimingreatawe;heis,moreover,amightystrongandtallfellow。Bagghasseenhim。’
  ’Hashe?’
  ’Yes!andfelthim;hetooisastrangeone。AfewdaysagohewastoldthatGranthadbeenseenhoveringaboutanoldcastlesometwomilesoffinthebog;sooneafternoonwhatdoeshedobut,withoutsayingawordtome-forwhich,bythebye,Ioughttoputhimunderarrest,thoughwhatIshoulddowithoutBaggIhavenoideawhatever-whatdoeshedobutwalkofftothecastle,intending,asIsuppose,topayavisittoJerry。Hehadsomedifficultyingettingthereonaccountoftheturf-holesinthebog,whichhewasnotaccustomedto;however,thitheratlasthegotandwentin。Itwasastrangelonesomeplace,hesays,andhedidnotmuchlikethelookofit;however,inhewent,andsearchedaboutfromthebottomtothetopanddownagain,butcouldfindnoone;heshoutedandhallooed,butnobodyanswered,savetherooksandchoughs,whichstartedupingreatnumbers。“Ihavelostmytrouble,“saidBagg,andleftthecastle。Itwasnowlateintheafternoon,nearsunset,whenabouthalf-wayovertheboghemetaman-’
  ’Andthatmanwas-’
  ’JerryGrant!there’snodoubtofit。Baggsaysitwasthemostsuddenthingintheworld。Hewasmovingalong,makingthebestofhisway,thinkingofnothingatallsaveapublic-houseatSwantonMorley,whichheintendstotakewhenhegetshome,andtheregimentisdisbanded-thoughIhopethatwillnotbeforsometimeyet:hehadjustleapedaturf-hole,andwasmovingon,when,atthedistanceofaboutsixyardsbeforehim,hesawafellowcomingstraighttowardshim。Baggsaysthathestoppedshort,assuddenlyasifhehadheardthewordhalt,whenmarchingatdoublequicktime。Itwasquiteasurprise,hesays,andhecan’timaginehowthefellowwassocloseuponhimbeforehewasaware。Hewasanimmensetallfellow-Baggthinksatleasttwoinchestallerthanhimself-verywelldressedinabluecoatandbuffbreeches,foralltheworldlikeasquirewhengoingouthunting。Bagg,however,sawatoncethathehadaroguishair,andhewasonhisguardinamoment。“Good-eveningtoye,sodger,“saysthefellow,steppingcloseuptoBagg,andstaringhimintheface。“Good-
  eveningtoyou,sir!Ihopeyouarewell,“saysBagg。“Youarelookingaftersomeone?“saysthefellow。“Justso,sir,“saysBagg,andforthwithseizedhimbythecollar;themanlaughed,Baggsaysitwassuchastrangeawkwardlaugh。“Doyouknowwhomyouhavegotholdof,sodger?“saidhe。“IbelieveIdo,sir,“saidBagg,“andinthatbeliefwillholdyoufastinthenameofKingGeorgeandthequartersessions“;thenextmomenthewassprawlingwithhisheelsintheair。Baggsaystherewasnothingremarkableinthat;hewasonlyflungbyakindofwrestlingtrick,whichhecouldeasilyhavebaffledhadhebeenawareofit。“Youwillnotdothatagain,sir,“saidhe,ashegotupandputhimselfonhisguard。Thefellowlaughedagainmorestrangelyandawkwardlythanbefore;then,bendinghisbodyandmovinghisheadfromonesidetotheotherasacatdoesbeforeshesprings,andcryingout,“Here’sforye,sodger!“hemadeadartatBagg,rushinginwithhisheadforemost。“Thatwilldo,sir,“saysBagg,and,drawinghimselfback,heputinaleft-handedblowwithalltheforceofhisbodyandarm,justoverthefellow’srighteye-Baggisaleft-handedhitter,youmustknow-anditwasablowofthatkindwhichwonhimhisfamousbattleatEdinburghwiththebigHighlandsergeant。
  Baggsaysthathewasquitesatisfiedwiththeblow,moreespeciallywhenhesawthefellowreel,flingouthisarms,andfalltotheground。“Andnow,sir,“saidhe,“I’llmakeboldtohandyouovertothequartersessions,and,ifthereisahundredpoundsfortakingyou,whohasmorerighttoitthanmyself?“Sohewentforward,buterehecouldlayholdofhismantheotherwasagainonhislegs,andwaspreparedtorenewthecombat。Theygrappledeachother-Baggsayshehadnotmuchfearoftheresult,ashenowfelthimselfthebestman,theotherseeminghalf-stunnedwiththeblow-butjustthentherecameonablast,ahorribleroaringwindbearingnightuponitswings,snow,andsleet,andhail。Baggsayshehadthefellowbythethroatquitefast,ashethought,butsuddenlyhebecamebewildered,andknewnotwherehewas;andthemanseemedtomeltawayfromhisgrasp,andthewindhowledmoreandmore,andthenightpoureddowndarkeranddarker;
  thesnowandthesleetthickerandmoreblinding。“Lordhavemercyuponus!“saidBagg。’
  MYSELF。Astrangeadventurethat;itiswellthatBagggothomealive。
  JOHN。Hesaysthatthefightwasafairfight,andthattheflinghegotwasafairfling,theresultofacommonenoughwrestlingtrick。Butwithrespecttothestorm,whichroseupjustintimetosavethefellow,heisofopinionthatitwasnotfair,butsomethingIrishandsupernatural。
  MYSELF。Idaresayhe’sright。IhavereadofwitchcraftintheBible。
  JOHN。Hewishesmuchtohaveonemoreencounterwiththefellow;
  hesaysthatonfairground,andinfineweather,hehasnodoubtthathecouldmasterhim,andhandhimovertothequartersessions。Hesaysthatahundredpoundswouldbenobadthingtobedisbandedupon;forhewishestotakeaninnatSwantonMorley,keepacock-pit,andliverespectably。
  MYSELF。Heisquiteright;andnowkissme,mydarlingbrother,forImustgobackthroughthebogtoTemplemore。
  CHAPTERXIII
  Groomandcob-Strengthandsymmetry-Where’sthesaddle?-Thefirstride-Nomorefatigue-Loveforhorses-Pursuitofwords-
  PhilologistandPegasus-Thesmith-Whatmore,agrah?-
  Sassannachtenpence。
  ANDitcametopassthat,asIwasstandingbythedoorofthebarrackstable,oneofthegroomscameouttome,saying,’Isay,younggentleman,Iwishyouwouldgivethecobabreathingthisfinemorning。’
  ’Whydoyouwishmetomounthim?’saidI;’youknowheisdangerous。Isawhimflingyouoffhisbackonlyafewdaysago。’
  ’Why,that’stheverything,master。I’dratherseeanybodyonhisbackthanmyself;hedoesnotlikeme;but,tothemhedoes,hecanbeasgentleasalamb。’
  ’Butsuppose,’saidI,’thatheshouldnotlikeme?’
  ’Weshallsoonseethat,master,’saidthegroom;’and,ifsobeheshowstemper,Iwillbethefirsttotellyoutogetdown。Butthere’snofearofthat;youhaveneverangeredorinsultedhim,andtosuchasyou,Isayagain,he’llbeasgentleasalamb。’
  ’Andhowcameyoutoinsulthim,’saidI,’knowinghistemperasyoudo?’
  ’Merelythroughforgetfulness,master:Iwasridinghimaboutamonthago,andhavingastickinmyhand,Istruckhim,thinkingI
  wasonanotherhorse,orratherthinkingofnothingatall。Hehasneverforgivenme,thoughbeforethattimehewastheonlyfriendI
  hadintheworld;Ishouldliketoseeyouonhim,master。’
  ’Ishouldsoonbeoffhim;Ican’tride。’