CHAPTERXVII
Thetent-Pleasantdiscourse-IamPharaoh-Shiftingforone’sself-Horse-shoes-Thisiswonderful-Blessyourwisdom-A
prettymanoeuvre-IlldaytotheRomans-MynameisHerne-
Singularpeople-Anoriginalspeech-Word-master-SpeakingRomanly。
WEwenttothefarthestofthetents,whichstoodataslightdistancefromtherest,andwhichexactlyresembledtheonewhichI
havedescribedonaformeroccasion;wewentinandsatdownoneoneachsideofasmallfire,whichwassmoulderingontheground,therewasnooneelseinthetentbutatalltawnywomanofmiddleage,whowasbusilyknitting。’Brother,’saidJasper,’Iwishtoholdsomepleasantdiscoursewithyou。’
’Asmuchasyouplease,’saidI,’providedyoucanfindanythingpleasanttotalkabout。’
’Neverfear,’saidJasper;’andfirstofallwewilltalkofyourself。Wherehaveyoubeenallthislongtime?’
’Hereandthere,’saidI,’andfarandnear,goingaboutwiththesoldiers;butthereisnosoldieringnow,sowehavesatdown,fatherandfamily,inthetownthere。’
’Anddoyoustillhuntsnakes?’saidJasper。
’No,’saidI,’Ihavegivenupthatlongago;Idobetternow:
readbooksandlearnlanguages。’
’Well,Iamsorryyouhavegivenupyoursnake-hunting,many’sthestrangetalkIhavehadwithourpeopleaboutyoursnakeandyourself,andhowyoufrightenedmyfatherandmotherinthelane。’
’Andwhereareyourfatherandmother?’
’WhereIshallneverseethem,brother;atleast,Ihopeso。’
’Notdead?’
’No,notdead;theyarebitchadeypawdel。’
’What’sthat?’
’Sentacross-banished。’
’Ah!Iunderstand;Iamsorryforthem。Andsoyouareherealone?’
’Notquitealone,brother。’
’No,notalone;butwiththerest-TawnoChiknotakescareofyou。’
’Takescareofme,brother!’
’Yes,standstoyouintheplaceofafather-keepsyououtofharm’sway。’
’Whatdoyoutakemefor,brother?’
’Foraboutthreeyearsolderthanmyself。’
’Perhaps;butyouareoftheGorgios,andIamaRommanyChal。
TawnoChiknotakecareofJasperPetulengro!’
’Isthatyourname?’
’Don’tyoulikeit?’
’Verymuch,Ineverheardasweeter;itissomethinglikewhatyoucallme。’
’Thehorse-shoemasterandthesnake-fellow,Iamthefirst。’
’Whogaveyouthatname?’
’AskPharaoh。’
’Iwould,ifhewerehere,butIdonotseehim。’
’IamPharaoh。’
’Thenyouareaking。’
’ChachipenPal。’
’Idonotunderstandyou。’
’Whereareyourlanguages?Youwanttwothings,brother:mothersense,andgentleRommany。’
’WhatmakesyouthinkthatIwantsense?’
’That,beingsoold,youcan’tyetguideyourself!’
’IcanreadDante,Jasper。’
’Anan,brother。’
’Icancharmsnakes,Jasper。’
’Iknowyoucan,brother。’
’Yes,andhorsestoo;bringmethemostviciousintheland,ifI
whisperhe’llbetame。’
’Thenthemoreshameforyou-asnake-fellow-ahorse-witch-andalil-reader-yetyoucan’tshiftforyourself。Ilaughatyou,brother!’
’Thenyoucanshiftforyourself?’
’Formyselfandforothers,brother。’
’AndwhatdoesChikno?’
’Sellsmehorses,whenIbidhim。Thosehorsesonthechongweremine。’
’Andhashenoneofhisown?’
’Sometimeshehas;butheisnotsowelloffasmyself。Whenmyfatherandmotherwerebitchadeypawdel,which,totellyouthetruth,theywereforchivingwafododloovu,theyleftmealltheyhad,whichwasnotalittle,andIbecametheheadofourfamily,whichwasnotasmallone。Iwasnotolderthanyouwhenthathappened;yetourpeoplesaidtheyhadneverabetterkrallistocontriveandplanforthem,andtokeeptheminorder。AndthisissowellknownthatmanyRommanyChals,notofourfamily,comeandjointhemselvestous,livingwithusforatime,inordertobetterthemselves,moreespeciallythoseofthepoorersort,whohavelittleoftheirown。Tawnoisoneofthese。’
’Isthatfinefellowpoor?’
’Oneofthepoorest,brother。Handsomeasheis,hehasnotahorseofhisowntorideon。Perhapswemayputitdowntohiswife,whocannotmoveabout,beingacripple,asyousaw。’
’AndyouarewhatiscalledaGypsyKing?’
’Ay,ay;aRommanyKral。’
’Arethereotherkings?’
’Thosewhocallthemselvesso;butthetruePharaohisPetulengro。’
’DidPharaohmakehorse-shoes?’
’Thefirstwhoeverdid,brother。’
’PharaohlivedinEgypt。’
’Sodidweonce,brother。’
’Andyouleftit?’
’Myfathersdid,brother。’
’Andwhydidtheycomehere?’
’Theyhadtheirreasons,brother。’
’AndyouarenotEnglish?’
’Wearenotgorgios。’
’Andyouhavealanguageofyourown?’
’Avali。’
’Thisiswonderful。’
’Ha,ha!’criedthewoman,whohadhithertosatknitting,atthefartherendofthetent,withoutsayingaword,thoughnotinattentivetoourconversation,asIcouldperceivebycertainglanceswhichsheoccasionallycastuponusboth。’Ha,ha!’shescreamed,fixinguponmetwoeyes,whichshonelikeburningcoals,andwhichwerefilledwithanexpressionbothofscornandmalignity,’Itiswonderful,isit,thatweshouldhavealanguageofourown?What,yougrudgethepoorpeoplethespeechtheytalkamongthemselves?That’sjustlikeyougorgios;youwouldhaveeverybodystupid,single-tonguedidiots,likeyourselves。WearetakenbeforethePokneesofthegav,myselfandsister,togiveanaccountofourselves。SoIsaystomysister’slittleboy,speakingRommany,Isaystothelittleboywhoiswithus,RuntomysonJasper,andtherest,andtellthemtobeoff,therearehawksabroad。SothePokneesquestionsus,andletsusgo,notbeingabletomakeanythingofus;but,aswearegoing,hecallsusback。“Goodwoman,“saysthePoknees,“whatwasthatIheardyousayjustnowtothelittleboy?““Iwastellinghim,yourworship,togoandseethetimeofday,andtosavetrouble,Isaiditinourlanguage。““Wheredidyougetthatlanguage?“saysthePoknees。“’Tisourownlanguage,sir,“Itellshim,“wedidnotstealit。““ShallItellyouwhatitis,mygoodwoman?“saysthePoknees。“Iwouldthankyou,sir,“saysI,“for’tisoftenweareaskedaboutit。““Well,then,“saysthePoknees,“itisnolanguageatall,merelyamade-upgibberish。““Oh,blessyourwisdom,“saysI,withacurtsey,“youcantelluswhatourlanguageis,withoutunderstandingit!“Anothertimewemeetaparson。