CHAPTERXVII
  Thetent-Pleasantdiscourse-IamPharaoh-Shiftingforone’sself-Horse-shoes-Thisiswonderful-Blessyourwisdom-A
  prettymanoeuvre-IlldaytotheRomans-MynameisHerne-
  Singularpeople-Anoriginalspeech-Word-master-SpeakingRomanly。
  WEwenttothefarthestofthetents,whichstoodataslightdistancefromtherest,andwhichexactlyresembledtheonewhichI
  havedescribedonaformeroccasion;wewentinandsatdownoneoneachsideofasmallfire,whichwassmoulderingontheground,therewasnooneelseinthetentbutatalltawnywomanofmiddleage,whowasbusilyknitting。’Brother,’saidJasper,’Iwishtoholdsomepleasantdiscoursewithyou。’
  ’Asmuchasyouplease,’saidI,’providedyoucanfindanythingpleasanttotalkabout。’
  ’Neverfear,’saidJasper;’andfirstofallwewilltalkofyourself。Wherehaveyoubeenallthislongtime?’
  ’Hereandthere,’saidI,’andfarandnear,goingaboutwiththesoldiers;butthereisnosoldieringnow,sowehavesatdown,fatherandfamily,inthetownthere。’
  ’Anddoyoustillhuntsnakes?’saidJasper。
  ’No,’saidI,’Ihavegivenupthatlongago;Idobetternow:
  readbooksandlearnlanguages。’
  ’Well,Iamsorryyouhavegivenupyoursnake-hunting,many’sthestrangetalkIhavehadwithourpeopleaboutyoursnakeandyourself,andhowyoufrightenedmyfatherandmotherinthelane。’
  ’Andwhereareyourfatherandmother?’
  ’WhereIshallneverseethem,brother;atleast,Ihopeso。’
  ’Notdead?’
  ’No,notdead;theyarebitchadeypawdel。’
  ’What’sthat?’
  ’Sentacross-banished。’
  ’Ah!Iunderstand;Iamsorryforthem。Andsoyouareherealone?’
  ’Notquitealone,brother。’
  ’No,notalone;butwiththerest-TawnoChiknotakescareofyou。’
  ’Takescareofme,brother!’
  ’Yes,standstoyouintheplaceofafather-keepsyououtofharm’sway。’
  ’Whatdoyoutakemefor,brother?’
  ’Foraboutthreeyearsolderthanmyself。’
  ’Perhaps;butyouareoftheGorgios,andIamaRommanyChal。
  TawnoChiknotakecareofJasperPetulengro!’
  ’Isthatyourname?’
  ’Don’tyoulikeit?’
  ’Verymuch,Ineverheardasweeter;itissomethinglikewhatyoucallme。’
  ’Thehorse-shoemasterandthesnake-fellow,Iamthefirst。’
  ’Whogaveyouthatname?’
  ’AskPharaoh。’
  ’Iwould,ifhewerehere,butIdonotseehim。’
  ’IamPharaoh。’
  ’Thenyouareaking。’
  ’ChachipenPal。’
  ’Idonotunderstandyou。’
  ’Whereareyourlanguages?Youwanttwothings,brother:mothersense,andgentleRommany。’
  ’WhatmakesyouthinkthatIwantsense?’
  ’That,beingsoold,youcan’tyetguideyourself!’
  ’IcanreadDante,Jasper。’
  ’Anan,brother。’
  ’Icancharmsnakes,Jasper。’
  ’Iknowyoucan,brother。’
  ’Yes,andhorsestoo;bringmethemostviciousintheland,ifI
  whisperhe’llbetame。’
  ’Thenthemoreshameforyou-asnake-fellow-ahorse-witch-andalil-reader-yetyoucan’tshiftforyourself。Ilaughatyou,brother!’
  ’Thenyoucanshiftforyourself?’
  ’Formyselfandforothers,brother。’
  ’AndwhatdoesChikno?’
  ’Sellsmehorses,whenIbidhim。Thosehorsesonthechongweremine。’
  ’Andhashenoneofhisown?’
  ’Sometimeshehas;butheisnotsowelloffasmyself。Whenmyfatherandmotherwerebitchadeypawdel,which,totellyouthetruth,theywereforchivingwafododloovu,theyleftmealltheyhad,whichwasnotalittle,andIbecametheheadofourfamily,whichwasnotasmallone。Iwasnotolderthanyouwhenthathappened;yetourpeoplesaidtheyhadneverabetterkrallistocontriveandplanforthem,andtokeeptheminorder。AndthisissowellknownthatmanyRommanyChals,notofourfamily,comeandjointhemselvestous,livingwithusforatime,inordertobetterthemselves,moreespeciallythoseofthepoorersort,whohavelittleoftheirown。Tawnoisoneofthese。’
  ’Isthatfinefellowpoor?’
  ’Oneofthepoorest,brother。Handsomeasheis,hehasnotahorseofhisowntorideon。Perhapswemayputitdowntohiswife,whocannotmoveabout,beingacripple,asyousaw。’
  ’AndyouarewhatiscalledaGypsyKing?’
  ’Ay,ay;aRommanyKral。’
  ’Arethereotherkings?’
  ’Thosewhocallthemselvesso;butthetruePharaohisPetulengro。’
  ’DidPharaohmakehorse-shoes?’
  ’Thefirstwhoeverdid,brother。’
  ’PharaohlivedinEgypt。’
  ’Sodidweonce,brother。’
  ’Andyouleftit?’
  ’Myfathersdid,brother。’
  ’Andwhydidtheycomehere?’
  ’Theyhadtheirreasons,brother。’
  ’AndyouarenotEnglish?’
  ’Wearenotgorgios。’
  ’Andyouhavealanguageofyourown?’
  ’Avali。’
  ’Thisiswonderful。’
  ’Ha,ha!’criedthewoman,whohadhithertosatknitting,atthefartherendofthetent,withoutsayingaword,thoughnotinattentivetoourconversation,asIcouldperceivebycertainglanceswhichsheoccasionallycastuponusboth。’Ha,ha!’shescreamed,fixinguponmetwoeyes,whichshonelikeburningcoals,andwhichwerefilledwithanexpressionbothofscornandmalignity,’Itiswonderful,isit,thatweshouldhavealanguageofourown?What,yougrudgethepoorpeoplethespeechtheytalkamongthemselves?That’sjustlikeyougorgios;youwouldhaveeverybodystupid,single-tonguedidiots,likeyourselves。WearetakenbeforethePokneesofthegav,myselfandsister,togiveanaccountofourselves。SoIsaystomysister’slittleboy,speakingRommany,Isaystothelittleboywhoiswithus,RuntomysonJasper,andtherest,andtellthemtobeoff,therearehawksabroad。SothePokneesquestionsus,andletsusgo,notbeingabletomakeanythingofus;but,aswearegoing,hecallsusback。“Goodwoman,“saysthePoknees,“whatwasthatIheardyousayjustnowtothelittleboy?““Iwastellinghim,yourworship,togoandseethetimeofday,andtosavetrouble,Isaiditinourlanguage。““Wheredidyougetthatlanguage?“saysthePoknees。“’Tisourownlanguage,sir,“Itellshim,“wedidnotstealit。““ShallItellyouwhatitis,mygoodwoman?“saysthePoknees。“Iwouldthankyou,sir,“saysI,“for’tisoftenweareaskedaboutit。““Well,then,“saysthePoknees,“itisnolanguageatall,merelyamade-upgibberish。““Oh,blessyourwisdom,“saysI,withacurtsey,“youcantelluswhatourlanguageis,withoutunderstandingit!“Anothertimewemeetaparson。