Afterthelapseofafewdays,Icalledatthehousewhichhehadindicated。Itwassituatedinadarkandnarrowstreet,intheheartoftheCity,atnogreatdistancefromtheBank。Ienteredacounting-room,inwhichasolitaryclerk,withaforeignlook,waswriting。Thestrangerwasnotathome;returningthenextday,however,Imethimatthedoorashewasabouttoenter;heshookmewarmlybythehand。’Iamgladtoseeyou,’saidhe,’followme,Iwasjustthinkingofyou。’Heledmethroughthecounting-
  room,toanapartmentupaflightofstairs;beforeascending,however,helookedintothebookinwhichtheforeign-visagedclerkwaswriting,and,seeminglynotsatisfiedwiththemannerinwhichhewasexecutinghistask,hegavehimtwoorthreecuffs,tellinghimatthesametimethathedeservedcrucifixion。
  Theapartmentabovestairs,towhichheledme,waslarge,withthreewindows,whichopeneduponthestreet。Thewallswerehungwithwiredcases,apparentlycontainingbooks。Therewasatableandtwoorthreechairs;buttheprincipalarticleoffurniturewasalongsofa,extendingfromthedoorbywhichweenteredtothefartherendoftheapartment。Seatinghimselfuponthesofa,mynewacquaintancemotionedtometositbesidehim,andthen,lookingmefullintheface,repeatedhisformerinquiry。’Inthenameofallthatiswonderful,howcameyoutoknowaughtofmylanguage?’
  ’Thereisnothingwonderfulinthat,’saidI;’weareatthecommencementofaphilologicalage,everyonestudieslanguages;
  thatis,everyonewhoisfitfornothingelse;philologybeingthelastresourceofdulnessandennui,Ihavegotalittleinadvanceofthethrong,bymasteringtheArmenianalphabet;butIforeseethetimewheneveryunmarriageablemiss,anddesperateblockhead,willlikewisehaveacquiredthelettersofMesroub,andwillknowthetermforbread,inArmenian,andperhapsthatforwine。’
  ’Kini,’saidmycompanion;andthatandtheotherwordputmeinmindofthedutiesofhospitality。’Willyoueatbreadanddrinkwinewithme?’
  ’Willingly,’saidI。Whereuponmycompanion,unlockingacloset,produced,onasilversalver,aloafofbread,withasilver-
  handledknife,andwineinasilverflask,withcupsofthesamemetal。’Ihopeyoulikemyfare,’saidhe,afterwehadbotheatenanddrunk。
  ’Ilikeyourbread,’saidI,’foritisstale;Ilikenotyourwine,itissweet,andIhatesweetwine。’
  ’ItiswineofCyprus,’saidmyentertainer;and,whenIfoundthatitwaswineofCyprus,Itasteditagain,andthesecondtastepleasedmemuchbetterthanthefirst,notwithstandingthatIstillthoughtitsomewhatsweet。’So,’saidI,afterapause,lookingatmycompanion,’youareanArmenian。’
  ’Yes,’saidhe,’anArmenianborninLondon,butnotlessanArmenianonthataccount。MyfatherwasanativeofIspahan,oneofthecelebratedArmeniancolonywhichwasestablishedthereshortlyafterthetimeofthedreadfulhunger,whichdrovethechildrenofHaikinswarmsfromtheiroriginalcountry,andscatteredthemovermostpartsoftheeasternandwesternworld。
  InIspahanhepassedthegreaterportionofhislife,followingmercantilepursuitswithconsiderablesuccess。Certainenemies,however,havingaccusedhimtothedespotoftheplace,ofusingseditiouslanguage,hewascompelledtoflee,leavingmostofhispropertybehind。Travellinginthedirectionofthewest,hecameatlasttoLondon,whereheestablishedhimself,andwhereheeventuallydied,leavingbehindalargepropertyandmyself,hisonlychild,thefruitofamarriagewithanArmenianEnglishwoman,whodidnotsurvivemybirthmorethanthreemonths。’
  TheArmenianthenproceededtotellmethathehadcarriedonthebusinessofhisfather,whichseemedtoembracemostmatters,frombuyingsilksofLascars,tospeculatinginthefunds,andthathehadconsiderablyincreasedthepropertywhichhisfatherhadlefthim。Hecandidlyconfessedthathewaswonderfullyfondofgold,andsaidtherewasnothinglikeitforgivingapersonrespectabilityandconsiderationintheworld:towhichassertionImadenoanswer,beingnotexactlypreparedtocontradictit。
  And,whenhehadrelatedtomehishistory,heexpressedadesiretoknowsomethingmoreofmyself,whereuponIgavehimtheoutlineofmyhistory,concludingwithsaying,’Iamnowapoorauthor,orratherphilologist,uponthestreetsofLondon,possessedofmanytongues,whichIfindofnouseintheworld。’
  ’Learningwithoutmoneyisanythingbutdesirable,’saidtheArmenian,’asitunfitsamanforhumbleoccupations。Itistruethatitmayoccasionallybegethimfriends;Iconfesstoyouthatyourunderstandingsomethingofmylanguageweighsmorewithmethantheserviceyourenderedmeinrescuingmypocket-booktheotherdayfromtheclawsofthatscoundrelwhomIyethopetoseehanged,ifnotcrucified,notwithstandingtherewereinthatpocket-bookpapersanddocumentsofconsiderablevalue。Yes,thatcircumstancemakesmyheartwarmtowardsyou,forIamproudofmylanguage-asIindeedwellmaybe-whatalanguage,nobleandenergetic!quiteoriginal,differingfromallothersbothinwordsandstructure。’
  ’Youaremistaken,’saidI;’manylanguagesresembletheArmenianbothinstructureandwords。’
  ’Forexample?’saidtheArmenian。
  ’Forexample,’saidI,’theEnglish。’
  ’TheEnglish!’saidtheArmenian;’showmeonewordinwhichtheEnglishresemblestheArmenian。’
  ’YouwalkonLondonBridge,’saidI。
  ’Yes,’saidtheArmenian。
  ’Isawyoulookoverthebalustradetheothermorning。’
  ’True,’saidtheArmenian。
  ’Well,whatdidyouseerushingupthroughthearcheswithnoiseandfoam?’
  ’Whatwasit?’saidtheArmenian。’Whatwasit?-youdon’tmeantheTIDE?’
  ’DoInot?’saidI。
  ’Well,whathasthetidetodowiththematter?’
  ’Much,’saidI;’whatisthetide?’
  ’Theebbandflowofthesea,’saidtheArmenian。
  ’Theseaitself;whatistheHaikwordforsea?’
  TheArmeniangaveastronggasp;then,noddinghisheadthrice,’Youareright,’saidhe,’theEnglishwordtideistheArmenianforsea;andnowIbegintoperceivethattherearemanyEnglishwordswhichareArmenian;thereis-and-;andthereagaininFrench,thereis-and-derivedfromtheArmenian。Howstrange,howsingular-Ithankyou。Itisaproudthingtoseethatthelanguageofmyracehashadsomuchinfluenceoverthelanguagesoftheworld。’
  IsawthatallthatrelatedtohisracewastheweakpointoftheArmenian。IdidnotflattertheArmenianwithrespecttohisraceorlanguage。’Aninconsiderablepeople,’saidI,’shrewdandindustrious,butstillaninconsiderablepeople。Alanguageboldandexpressive,andofsomeantiquity,derived,thoughperhapsnotimmediately,fromsomemucholdertongue。IdonotthinkthattheArmenianhashadanyinfluenceovertheformationofthelanguagesoftheworld,IamnotmuchindebtedtotheArmenianforthesolutionofanydoubts;whereastothelanguageofMr。Petulengro-
  ’
  ’Ihaveheardyoumentionthatnamebefore,’saidtheArmenian;
  ’whoisMr。Petulengro?’
  AndthenItoldtheArmenianwhoMr。Petulengrowas。TheArmenianspokecontemptuouslyofMr。Petulengroandhisrace。’Don’tspeakcontemptuouslyofMr。Petulengro,’saidI,’norofanythingbelongingtohim。Heisadarkmysteriouspersonage;allconnectedwithhimisamystery,especiallyhislanguage;butIbelievethathislanguageisdoomedtosolveagreatphilologicalproblem-Mr。
  Petulengo-’
  ’Youappearagitated,’saidtheArmenian;’takeanotherglassofwine;youpossessagreatdealofphilologicalknowledge,butitappearstomethatthelanguageofthisPetulengroisyourfoible:
  butletuschangethesubject;Ifeelmuchinterestedinyou,andwouldfainbeofservicetoyou。Canyoucastaccounts?’
  Ishookmyhead。
  ’Keepbooks?’
  ’IhaveanideathatIcouldwritebooks,’saidI;’but,astokeepingthem-’andhereagainIshookmyhead。
  TheArmenianwassilentsometime;allatonce,glancingatoneofthewirecases,withwhich,asIhavealreadysaid,thewallsoftheroomwerehung,heaskedmeifIwaswellacquaintedwiththelearningoftheHaiks。’Thebooksinthesecases,’saidhe,’containthemasterpiecesofHaiklearning。’
  ’No,’saidI;’allIknowofthelearningoftheHaiksistheirtranslationoftheBible。’
  ’YouhaveneverreadZ-?’
  ’No,’saidI,’IhaveneverreadZ。’
  ’Ihaveaplan,’saidtheArmenian;’IthinkIcanemployyouagreeablyandprofitably;IshouldliketoseeZ-inanEnglishdress;youshalltranslateZ-IfyoucanreadtheScripturesinArmenian,youcantranslateZ。HeisourEsop,themostacuteandcleverofallourmoralwriters-hisphilosophy-’
  ’Iwillhavenothingtodowithhim,’saidI。
  ’Wherefore?’saidtheArmenian。
  ’Thereisanoldproverb,’saidI,’“thataburntchildavoidsthefire。“Ihaveburntmyhandssufficientlywithattemptingtotranslatephilosophy,tomakemecautiousofventuringuponitagain’;andthenItoldtheArmenianhowIhadbeenpersuadedbythepublishertotranslatehisphilosophyintoGerman,andwhatsorrythanksIhadreceived;’Andwhoknows,’saidI,’buttheattempttotranslateArmenianphilosophyintoEnglishmightheattendedwithyetmoredisagreeableconsequences?’