understoodnotasingleword;andIwonderedwhatitcouldbe,forIknewbythesoundthatitwasnotFrench。Atlasttheman,inasomewhatloudertone,appearedtoputaquestiontothewoman,whonoddedherheadaffirmatively,andinamomentortwoproducedasmallstool,whichshedeliveredtohim。Heplaceditontheground,closebythedoorofthetent,firstrubbingitwithhissleeve,asifforthepurposeofpolishingitssurface。
  MAN。Now,mypreciouslittlegentleman,dositdownherebythepoorpeople’stent;wewishtobecivilinourslightway。Don’tbeangry,andsayno;butlookkindlyuponus,andsatisfied,mypreciouslittleGodAlmighty。
  WOMAN。Yes,mygorgeousangel,sitdownbythepoorbodies’fire,andeatasweetmeat。Wewanttoaskyouaquestionortwo;onlyfirstputthatserpentaway。
  MYSELF。Icansitdown,andbidtheserpentgotosleep,that’seasyenough;butasforeatingasweetmeat,howcanIdothat?I
  havenotgotone,andwhereamItogetit?
  WOMAN。Neverfear,mytinytawny,wecangiveyouone,suchasyouneverate,Idaresay,howeverfaryoumayhavecomefrom。
  Theserpentsankintoitsusualresting-place,andIsatdownonthestool。Thewomanopenedabox,andtookoutastrangelittlebasketorhamper,notmuchlargerthanaman’sfist,andformedofadelicatekindofmatting。Itwassewedatthetop;but,rippingitopenwithaknife,sheheldittome,andIsaw,tomysurprise,thatitcontainedcandiedfruitsofadarkgreenhue,temptingenoughtooneofmyage。’There,mytiny,’saidshe;’taste,andtellmehowyoulikethem。’
  ’Verymuch,’saidI;’wheredidyougetthem?’
  Thebeldameleereduponmeforamoment,then,noddingherheadthrice,withaknowinglook,said,’Whoknowsbetterthanyourself,mytawny?’
  Now,Iknewnothingaboutthematter;butIsawthatthesestrangepeoplehadconceivedaveryhighopinionoftheabilitiesoftheirvisitor,whichIwasnothinglothtoencourage。Ithereforeansweredboldly,’Ah!whoindeed!’
  ’Certainly,’saidtheman;’whoshouldknowbetterthanyourself,orsowell?Andnow,mytinyone,letmeaskyouonething-youdidn’tcometodousanyharm?’
  ’No,’saidI,’Ihadnodisliketoyou;though,ifyouweretomeddlewithme-’
  MAN。Ofcourse,mygorgeous,ofcourseyouwould;andquiterighttoo。Meddlewithyou!-whatrighthavewe?Ishouldsay,itwouldnotbequitesafe。Iseehowitis;youareoneofthemthere;-andhebenthisheadtowardshisleftshoulder。
  MYSELF。Yes,Iamoneofthem-forIthoughthewasalludingtothesoldiers,-youhadbestmindwhatyouareabout,Icantellyou。
  MAN。Don’tdoubtwewillforourownsake;Lordblessyou,wifelkin,onlythinkthatweshouldseeoneofthemtherewhenweleastthoughtaboutit。Well,Ihaveheardofsuchthings,thoughIneverthoughttoseeone;however,seeingisbelieving。Well!
  nowyouarecome,andarenotgoingtodousanymischief,Ihopeyouwillstay;youcandousplentyofgoodifyouwill。
  MYSELF。WhatgoodcouldIdoyou?
  MAN。Whatgood?plenty!Wouldyounotbringusluck?Ihaveheardsaythatoneofthemtherealwaysdoes,ifitwillbutsettledown。Staywithus,youshallhaveatiltedcartalltoyourselfifyoulike。We’llmakeyouourlittleGodAlmighty,andsayourprayerstoyoueverymorning!
  MYSELF。Thatwouldbenice;and,ifyouweretogivemeplentyofthesethings,Ishouldhavenoobjection。Butwhatwouldmyfathersay?Ithinkhewouldhardlyletme。
  MAN。Whynot?hewouldbewithyou;andkindlywouldwetreathim。
  Indeed,withoutyourfatheryouwouldbenothingatall。
  MYSELF。That’strue;butIdonotthinkhecouldbesparedfromhisregiment。Ihaveheardhimsaythattheycoulddonothingwithouthim。
  MAN。Hisregiment!Whatareyoutalkingabout?-whatdoesthechildmean?
  MYSELF。WhatdoImean!-why,thatmyfatherisanofficer-manatthebarracksyonder,keepingguardovertheFrenchprisoners。
  MAN。Oh!thenthatsapisnotyourfather?
  MYSELF。What,thesnake?Why,no!Didyouthinkhewas?
  MAN。Tobesurewedid。Didn’tyoutellmeso?
  MYSELF。Why,yes;butwhowouldhavethoughtyouwouldhavebelievedit?Itisatameone。Ihuntvipers,andtamethem。
  MAN。O-h!
  ’O-h!’gruntedthewoman,’that’sit,isit?’
  Themanandwoman,whoduringthisconversationhadresumedtheirformerpositionswithinthetent,lookedateachotherwithaqueerlookofsurprise,asifsomewhatdisconcertedatwhattheynowheard。Theythenenteredintodiscoursewitheachotherinthesamestrangetonguewhichhadalreadypuzzledme。Atlengththemanlookedmeintheface,andsaid,somewhathesitatingly,’Soyouarenotoneofthemthereafterall?’
  MYSELF。Oneofthemthere?Idon’tknowwhatyoumean。
  MAN。Why,wehavebeenthinkingyouwereagoblin-adevilkin!
  However,Iseehowitis:youareasap-engro,achapwhocatchessnakes,andplaystrickswiththem!Well,itcomesverynearlytothesamething;andifyoupleasetolistwithus,andbearuspleasantcompany,weshallbegladofyou。I’dtakemyoathuponit,thatwemightmakeamortofmoneybyyouandthatsap,andthetricksitcoulddo;and,asyouseemflytoeverything,Ishouldn’twonderifyouwouldmakeaprimehandattellingfortunes。
  ’Ishouldn’twonder,’saidI。
  MAN。Ofcourse。AndyoumightstillbeourGodAlmighty,oratanyrateourclergyman,soyoushouldliveinatiltedcartbyyourself,andsayprayerstousnightandmorning-towifelkinhere,andallourfamily;there’splentyofuswhenwearealltogether:asIsaidbefore,youseemfly,Ishouldn’twonderifyoucouldread?
  ’Ohyes!’saidI,’Icanread’;and,eagertodisplaymyaccomplishments,Itookmybookoutofmypocket,and,openingitatrandom,proceededtoreadhowacertainman,whilstwanderingaboutacertainsolitaryisland,enteredacave,themouthofwhichwasovergrownwithbrushwood,andhowhewasnearlyfrightenedtodeathinthatcavebysomethingwhichhesaw。
  ’Thatwilldo,’saidtheman;’that’sthekindofprayersformeandmyfamily,aren’tthey,wifelkin?Ineverheardmoredelicateprayersinallmylife!Why,theybeattherubricalshollow!-andherecomesmysonJasper。Isay,Jasper,here’sayoungsap-engrothatcanread,andismoreflythanyourself。Shakehandswithhim;Iwishyetobetwobrothers。’
  WithaswiftbutstealthypaceJaspercametowardsusfromthefartherpartofthelane;onreachingthetenthestoodstill,andlookedfixedlyuponmeasIsatuponthestool;Ilookedfixedlyuponhim。AqueerlookhadJasper;hewasaladofsometwelveorthirteenyears,withlongarms,unlikethesingularbeingwhocalledhimselfhisfather;hiscomplexionwasruddy,buthisfacewasseamed,thoughitdidnotbearthepeculiarscarwhichdisfiguredthecountenanceoftheother;nor,thoughroguishenough,acertainevilexpressionwhichthatoftheotherbore,andwhichthefaceofthewomanpossessedinayetmoreremarkabledegree。Fortherest,heworedrabbreeches,withcertainstringsattheknee,arathergaywaistcoat,andtolerablywhiteshirt;
  underhisarmheboreamightywhipofwhalebonewithabrassknob,anduponhisheadwasahatwithouteithertoporbrim。
  ’There,Jasper!shakehandswiththesap-engro。’
  ’Canhebox,father?’saidJasper,surveyingmerathercontemptuously。’Ishouldthinknot,helookssopunyandsmall。’
  ’Holdyourpeace,fool!’saidtheman;’hecandomorethanthat-
  Itellyouhe’sfly:hecarriesasapabout,whichwouldstinganinnylikeyoutodead。’
  ’What,asap-engro!’saidtheboy,withasingularwhine,and,stoopingdown,heleeredcuriouslyinmyface,kindly,however,andthenpattedmeonthehead。’Asap-engro,’heejaculated;’lor!’
  ’Yes,andoneoftherightsort,’saidtheman;’Iamgladwehavemetwithhim,heisgoingtolistwithus,andbeourclergymanandGodAlmighty,ain’tyou,mytawny?’
  ’Idon’tknow,’saidI;’Imustseewhatmyfatherwillsay。’
  ’Yourfather;bah!’-butherehestopped,forasoundwasheardliketherapidgallopingofahorse,notloudanddistinctasonaroad,butdullandheavyasifuponagrasssward;nearerandneareritcame,andtheman,startingup,rushedoutofthetent,andlookedaroundanxiously。IarosefromthestooluponwhichI
  hadbeenseated,andjustatthatmoment,amidstacrashingofboughsandsticks,amanonhorsebackboundedoverthehedgeintothelaneatafewyards’distancefromwherewewere:fromtheimpetusoftheleapthehorsewasnearlydownonhisknees;therider,however,bydintofvigoroushandlingofthereins,preventedhimfromfalling,andthenrodeuptothetent。’’TisNat,’saidtheman;’whatbringshimhere?’Thenewcomerwasastoutburlyfellow,aboutthemiddleage;hehadasavagedeterminedlook,andhisfacewasnearlycoveredoverwithcarbuncles;heworeabroadslouchinghat,andwasdressedinagraycoat,cutinafashionwhichIafterwardslearnttobethegenuineNewmarketcut,theskirtsbeingexceedinglyshort;hiswaistcoatwasofredplush,andheworebroadcorduroybreechesandwhitetop-boots。Thesteedwhichcarriedhimwasofirongray,spiritedandpowerful,butcoveredwithsweatandfoam。Thefellowglancedfiercelyandsuspiciouslyaround,andsaidsomethingtothemanofthetentinaharshandrapidvoice。Ashortandhurriedconversationensuedinthestrangetongue。Icouldnottakemyeyesoffthisnew-comer。Oh,thathalf-jockey,half-bruisercountenance,Ineverforgotit!MorethanfifteenyearsafterwardsIfoundmyselfamidstacrowdbeforeNewgate;agallowswaserected,andbeneathitstoodacriminal,anotoriousmalefactor。