asforthebeatit’sgone,isn’tmine-swornawaybymyownmouth。
Tellmewhat’smyname;ifyoucan’t,mayI-’
MYSELF。Don’tswear,it’sabadhabit,neitherpleasantnorprofitable。YournameisSlingsby-JackSlingsby。There,don’tstare,there’snothinginmytellingyouyourname:I’vebeeninthesepartsbefore,atleastnotveryfarfromhere。Tenyearsago,whenIwaslittlemorethanachild,Iwasabouttwentymilesfromhereinapost-chaise,atthedoorofaninn,andasIlookedfromthewindowofthechaise,Isawyoustandingbyagutter,withabigtinladleinyourhand,andsomebodycalledyouJackSlingsby。IneverforgetanythingIhearorsee;Ican’t,IwishI
could。Sothere’snothingstrangeinmyknowingyourname;indeed,there’snothingstrangeinanything,providedyouexamineittothebottom。NowwhatamItogiveyouforthethings?
IpaidSlingsbyfivepoundstenshillingsforhisstockintrade,cart,andpony-purchasedsundryprovisionsofthelandlady,alsoawagoner’sfrock,whichhadbelongedtoacertainsonofhers,deceased,gavemylittleanimalafeedofcorn,andpreparedtodepart。
’Godblessyou,youngman,’saidSlingsby,shakingmebythehand;
’youarethebestfriendI’vehadformanyaday:Ihavebutonethingtotellyou,Don’tcrossthatfellow’spathifyoucanhelpit;andstay-shouldtheponyrefusetogo,justtouchhimso,andhe’llflylikethewind。’
CHAPTERLXIX
Effectsofcorn-Onenightlonger-Thehoofs-Astumble-Areyouhurt?-Whatadifference-Drowsy-Mazeofbushes-
Housekeeping-Sticksandfurze-Thedriftway-Accountofstock-
Anvilandbellows-Twentyyears。
ITwastwoorthreehourspastnoonwhenItookmydeparturefromtheplaceofthelastadventure,walkingbythesideofmylittlecart;thepony,invigoratedbythecorn,towhichhewasprobablynotmuchaccustomed,proceededrightgallantly;sofarfromhavingtohastenhimforwardbytheparticularapplicationwhichthetinkerhadpointedouttome,Ihadrathertorepresshiseagerness,being,thoughanexcellentpedestrian,notunfrequentlyleftbehind。ThecountrythroughwhichIpassedwasbeautifulandinteresting,butsolitary;fewhabitationsappeared。AsitwasquiteamatterofindifferencetomeinwhatdirectionIwent,thewholeworldbeingbeforeme,Iallowedtheponytodecideuponthematter;itwasnotlongbeforeheleftthehigh-road,beingprobablynofriendtopublicplaces。IfollowedhimIknewnotwhither,but,fromsubsequentobservation,havereasontosupposethatourcoursewasinanorth-westdirection。Atlengthnightcameuponus,andacoldwindsprangup,whichwassucceededbyadrizzlingrain。
Ihadoriginallyintendedtopassthenightinthecart,ortopitchmylittletentonsomeconvenientspotbytheroad’sside;
but,owingtothealterationintheweather,IthoughtthatitwouldbeadvisabletotakeupmyquartersinanyhedgealehouseatwhichImightarrive。Totellthetruth,Iwasnotverysorrytohaveanexcusetopassthenightoncemorebeneatharoof。Ihaddeterminedtolivequiteindependent,butIhadneverbeforepassedanightbymyselfabroad,andfeltalittleapprehensiveattheidea;Ihoped,however,onthemorrow,tobealittlemorepreparedforthestep,soIdeterminedforonenight-onlyforonenightlonger-tosleeplikeaChristian;buthumandeterminationsarenotalwaysputintoeffect,suchathingasopportunityisfrequentlywanting,suchwasthecasehere。Iwentonforaconsiderabletime,inexpectationofcomingtosomerustichostelry,butnothingofthekindpresenteditselftomyeyes;thecountryinwhichInowwasseemedalmostuninhabited,notahouseofanykindwastobeseen-atleastIsawnone-thoughitistruehousesmightbenearwithoutmyseeingthem,owingtothedarknessofthenight,forneithermoonnorstarwasabroad。I
heard,occasionally,thebarkofdogs;butthesoundappearedtocomefromanimmensedistance。Therainstillfell,andthegroundbeneathmyfeetwaswetandmiry;inshort,itwasanightinwhichevenatramperbyprofessionwouldfeelmorecomfortableinbeinghousedthanabroad。Ifollowedintherearofthecart,theponystillproceedingatasturdypace,tillmethoughtIheardotherhoofsthanthoseofmyownnag;Ilistenedforamoment,anddistinctlyheardthesoundofhoofsapproachingatagreatrate,andevidentlyfromthequartertowardswhichIandmylittlecaravanweremoving。Wewereinadarklane-sodarkthatitwasimpossibleformetoseemyownhand。Apprehensivethatsomeaccidentmightoccur,Iranforward,and,seizingtheponybythebridle,drewhimasnearasIcouldtothehedge。Oncamethehoofs-trot,trot,trot;andevidentlymorethanthoseofonehorse;theirspeedastheyadvancedappearedtoslacken-itwasonly,however,foramoment。Iheardavoicecry,’Pushon,-thisisadesperaterobbingplace,-nevermindthedark’;andthehoofscameonquickerthanbefore。’Stop!’saidI,atthetopofmyvoice;’stop!or-’BeforeIcouldfinishwhatIwasabouttosaytherewasastumble,aheavyfall,acry,andagroan,andputtingoutmyfootIfeltwhatIconjecturedtobetheheadofahorsestretchedupontheroad。’Lordhavemercyuponus!what’sthematter?’exclaimedavoice。’Sparemylife,’criedanothervoice,apparentlyfromtheground;’onlysparemylife,andtakeallI
have。’’Whereareyou,MasterWise?’criedtheothervoice。
’Help!here,MasterBat,’criedthevoicefromtheground;’helpmeuporIshallbemurdered。’’Why,what’sthematter?’saidBat。
’Someonehasknockedmedown,andisrobbingme,’saidthevoicefromtheground。’Help!murder!’criedBat;and,regardlessoftheentreatiesofthemanonthegroundthathewouldstayandhelphimup,heurgedhishorseforwardandgallopedawayasfastashecould。Iremainedforsometimequiet,listeningtovariousgroansandexclamationsutteredbythepersonontheground;atlengthI
said,’Holloa!areyouhurt?’’Sparemylife,andtakeallI
have!’saidthevoicefromtheground。’Havetheynotdonerobbingyouyet?’saidI;’whentheyhavefinishedletmeknow,andIwillcomeandhelpyou。’’Whoisthat?’saidthevoice;’praycomeandhelpme,anddomenomischief。’’Youweresayingthatsomeonewasrobbingyou,’saidI;’don’tthinkIshallcometillheisgoneaway。’’Thenyouben’the?’saidthevoice。’Aren’tyourobbed?’
saidI。’Can’tsayIbe,’saidthevoice;’notyetatanyrate;
butwhoareyou?Idon’tknowyou。’’Atravellerwhomyouandyourpartnerweregoingtorunoverinthisdarklane;youalmostfrightenedmeoutofmysenses。’’Frightened!’saidthevoice,inaloudertone;’frightened!oh!’andthereuponIheardsomebodygettinguponhislegs。Thisaccomplished,theindividualproceededtoattendtohishorse,andwithalittledifficultyraisedhimuponhislegsalso。’Aren’tyouhurt?’saidI。’Hurt!’saidthevoice;’notI;don’tthinkit,whateverthehorsemaybe。Itellyouwhat,myfellow,Ithoughtyouwerearobber,andnowIfindyouarenot;Ihaveagoodmind-’’Todowhat?’’Toserveyouout;aren’tyouashamed-?’’Atwhat?’saidI;’nottohaverobbedyou?ShallIsetaboutitnow?’’Ha,ha!’saidtheman,droppingthebullyingtonewhichhehadassumed;’youarejoking-
robbing!whotalksofrobbing?Iwonderhowmyhorse’skneesare;
notmuchhurt,Ithink-onlymired。’Theman,whoeverhewas,thengotuponhishorse;and,aftermovinghimaboutalittle,said,’Goodnight,friend;whereareyou?’’HereIam,’saidI,’justbehindyou。’’Youare,areyou?Takethat。’Iknownotwhathedid,butprobablyprickinghishorsewiththespurtheanimalkickedoutviolently;on[m.kanbaapp.com]eofhisheelsstruckmeontheshoulder,butluckilymissedmyface;Ifellbackwiththeviolenceoftheblow,whilstthefellowscamperedoffatagreatrate。
Stoppingatsomedistance,heloadedmewithabuse,andthen,continuinghiswayatarapidtrot,Iheardnomoreofhim。
’Whatadifference!’saidI,gettingup;’lastnightIwasfetedinthehallofarichgenius,andto-nightIamknockeddownandmiredinadarklanebytheheelofMasterWise’shorse-Iwonderwhogavehimthatname?Andyethewaswiseenoughtowreakhisrevengeuponme,andIwasnotwiseenoughtokeepoutofhisway。
Well,Iamnotmuchhurt,soitisoflittleconsequence。’
Inowbethoughtmethat,asIhadacarriageofmyown,Imightaswellmakeuseofit;Ithereforegotintothecart,and,takingthereinsinmyhand,gaveanencouragingcrytothepony,whereuponthesturdylittleanimalstartedagainatasbriskapaceasifhehadnotalreadycomemanyalongmile。Ilayhalfreclininginthecart,holdingthereinslazily,andallowingtheanimaltogojustwherehepleased,oftenwonderingwherehewouldconductme。AtlengthIfeltdrowsy,andmyheadsankuponmybreast;Isoonarousedmyself,butitwasonlytodozeagain;thisoccurredseveraltimes。Openingmyeyesafteradozesomewhatlongerthantheothers,Ifoundthatthedrizzlingrainhadceased,acornerofthemoonwasapparentintheheavens,castingafaintlight;I
lookedaroundforamomentortwo,butmyeyesandbrainwereheavywithslumber,andIcouldscarcelydistinguishwherewewere。I
hadakindofdimconsciousnessthatweweretraversinganuninclosedcountry-perhapsaheath;Ithought,however,thatI
sawcertainlargeblackobjectsloominginthedistance,whichI
hadaconfusedideamightbewoodsorplantations;theponystillmovedathisusualpace。Ididnotfindthejoltingofthecartatalldisagreeable,onthecontrary,ithadquiteasomniferouseffectuponme。Againmyeyesclosed;Iopenedthemoncemore,butwithlessperceptioninthemthanbefore,lookedforward,and,mutteringsomethingaboutwoodlands,IplacedmyselfinaneasierposturethanIhadhithertodone,andfairlyfellasleep。
HowlongIcontinuedinthatstateIamunabletosay,butI