Dr。Johnsonwasverykindthisevening,andsaidtome’Youhavenowlivedfive-and-twentyyears,andyouhaveemployedthemwell。’
’Alas,Sir,saidI,Ifearnot。DoIknowhistory?DoIknowmathematicks?DoIknowlaw?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,thoughyoumayknownosciencesowellastobeabletoteachit,andnoprofessionsowellastobeabletofollowit,yourgeneralmassofknowledgeofbooksandmenrendersyouverycapabletomakeyourselfmasterofanyscience,orfityourselfforanyprofession。’Imentionedthatagayfriendhadadvisedmeagainstbeingalawyer,becauseIshouldbeexcelledbyploddingblock-
heads。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,intheformularyandstatutorypartoflaw,aploddingblock-headmayexcel;butintheingeniousandrationalpartofitaploddingblock-headcanneverexcel。’
Italkedofthemodeadoptedbysometoriseintheworld,bycourtinggreatmen,andaskedhimwhetherhehadeversubmittedtoit。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,Ineverwasnearenoughtogreatmen,tocourtthem。Youmaybeprudentlyattachedtogreatmenandyetindependent。Youarenottodowhatyouthinkwrong;and,Sir,youaretocalculate,andnotpaytoodearforwhatyouget。Youmustnotgiveashilling’sworthofcourtforsix-penceworthofgood。
Butifyoucangetashilling’sworthofgoodforsix-penceworthofcourt,youareafoolifyoudonotpaycourt。’
ItalkedtohimagreatdealofwhatIhadseeninCorsica,andofmyintentiontopublishanaccountofit。Heencouragedmebysaying,’Youcannotgotothebottomofthesubject;butallthatyoutelluswillbenewtous。Giveusasmanyanecdotesasyoucan。’
OurnextmeetingattheMitrewasonSaturdaythe15thofFebruary,whenIpresentedtohimmyoldandmostintimatefriend,theReverendMr。Temple,thenofCambridge。IhavingmentionedthatI
hadpassedsometimewithRousseauinhiswildretreat,andhavingquotedsomeremarkmadebyMr。Wilkes,withwhomIhadspentmanypleasanthoursinItaly,Johnsonsaidsarcastically,’Itseems,Sir,youhavekeptverygoodcompanyabroad,RousseauandWilkes!’
Thinkingitenoughtodefendoneatatime,Isaidnothingastomygayfriend,butansweredwithasmile,’MydearSir,youdon’tcallRousseaubadcompany。DoyoureallythinkHIMabadman?’
JOHNSON。’Sir,ifyouaretalkingjestinglyofthis,Idon’ttalkwithyou。Ifyoumeantobeserious,Ithinkhimoneoftheworstofmen;arascalwhooughttobehuntedoutofsociety,ashehasbeen。Threeorfournationshaveexpelledhim;anditisashamethatheisprotectedinthiscountry。’BOSWELL。’Idon’tdeny,Sir,butthathisnovelmay,perhaps,doharm;butIcannotthinkhisintentionwasbad。’JOHNSON。’Sir,thatwillnotdo。Wecannotproveanyman’sintentiontobebad。Youmayshootamanthroughthehead,andsayyouintendedtomisshim;buttheJudgewillorderyoutobehanged。Anallegedwantofintention,wheneviliscommitted,willnotbeallowedinacourtofjustice。
Rousseau,Sir,isaverybadman。Iwouldsoonersignasentenceforhistransportation,thanthatofanyfelonwhohasgonefromtheOldBaileythesemanyyears。Yes,Ishouldliketohavehimworkintheplantations。’BOSWELL。’Sir,doyouthinkhimasbadamanasVoltaire?’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,itisdifficulttosettletheproportionofiniquitybetweenthem。’
Onhisfavouritesubjectofsubordination,Johnsonsaid,’Sofarisitfrombeingtruethatmenarenaturallyequal,thatnotwopeoplecanbehalfanhourtogether,butoneshallacquireanevidentsuperiorityovertheother。’
Imentionedtheadvicegivenusbyphilosophers,toconsoleourselves,whendistressedorembarrassed,bythinkingofthosewhoareinaworsesituationthanourselves。This,Iobserved,couldnotapplytoall,fortheremustbesomewhohavenobodyworsethantheyare。JOHNSON。’Why,tobesure,Sir,thereare;buttheydon’tknowit。Thereisnobeingsopoorandsocontemptible,whodoesnotthinkthereissomebodystillpoorer,andstillmorecontemptible。’
AsmystayinLondonatthistimewasveryshort,IhadnotmanyopportunitiesofbeingwithDr。Johnson;butIfeltmyvenerationforhiminnodegreelessened,bymyhavingseenmultoramhominummoreseturbes。Onthecontrary,byhavingitinmypowertocomparehimwithmanyofthemostcelebratedpersonsofothercountries,myadmirationofhisextraordinarymindwasincreasedandconfirmed。
Theroughness,indeed,whichsometimesappearedinhismanners,wasmorestrikingtomenow,frommyhavingbeenaccustomedtothestudiedsmoothcomplyinghabitsoftheContinent;andIclearlyrecognisedinhim,notwithoutrespectforhishonestconscientiouszeal,thesameindignantandsarcasticalmodeoftreatingeveryattempttounhingeorweakengoodprinciples。
Oneeveningwhenayounggentlemanteizedhimwithanaccountoftheinfidelityofhisservant,who,hesaid,wouldnotbelievethescriptures,becausehecouldnotreadthemintheoriginaltongues,andbesurethattheywerenotinvented,’Why,foolishfellow,saidJohnson,hasheanybetterauthorityforalmosteverythingthathebelieves?’BOSWELL。’Thenthevulgar,Sir,nevercanknowtheyareright,butmustsubmitthemselvestothelearned。’
JOHNSON。’Tobesure,Sir。ThevulgararethechildrenoftheState,andmustbetaughtlikechildren。’BOSWELL。’Then,Sir,apoorTurkmustbeaMahometan,justasapoorEnglishmanmustbeaChristian?’JOHNSON。’Why,yes,Sir;andwhatthen?ThisnowissuchstuffasIusedtotalktomymother,whenIfirstbegantothinkmyselfacleverfellow;andsheoughttohavewhiptmeforit。’
AnothereveningDr。GoldsmithandIcalledonhim,withthehopeofprevailingonhimtosupwithusattheMitre。Wefoundhimindisposed,andresolvednottogoabroad。’Comethen,saidGoldsmith,wewillnotgototheMitreto-night,sincewecannothavethebigmanwithus。’Johnsonthencalledforabottleofport,ofwhichGoldsmithandIpartook,whileourfriend,nowawater-drinker,satbyus。GOLDSMITH。’Ithink,Mr。Johnson,youdon’tgonearthetheatresnow。Yougiveyourselfnomoreconcernaboutanewplay,thanifyouhadneverhadanythingtodowiththestage。’JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,ourtastesgreatlyalter。Theladdoesnotcareforthechild’srattle,andtheoldmandoesnotcarefortheyoungman’swhore。’GOLDSMITH。’Nay,Sir,butyourMusewasnotawhore。’JOHNSON。’Sir,Idonotthinkshewas。
Butasweadvanceinthejourneyoflife,wedropsomeofthethingswhichhavepleasedus;whetheritbethatwearefatiguedanddon’tchoosetocarrysomanythingsanyfarther,orthatwefindotherthingswhichwelikebetter。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,whydon’tyougiveussomethinginsomeotherway?’GOLDSMITH。’Ay,Sir,wehaveaclaimuponyou。’JOHNSON。No,Sir,Iamnotobligedtodoanymore。Nomanisobligedtodoasmuchashecando。Amanistohavepartofhislifetohimself。Ifasoldierhasfoughtagoodmanycampaigns,heisnottobeblamedifheretirestoeaseandtranquillity。Aphysician,whohaspractisedlonginagreatcity,maybeexcusedifheretirestoasmalltown,andtakeslesspractice。Now,Sir,thegoodIcandobymyconversationbearsthesameproportiontothegoodIcandobymywritings,thatthepracticeofaphysician,retiredtoasmalltown,doestohispracticeinagreatcity。’BOSWELL。’ButI
wonder,Sir,youhavenotmorepleasureinwritingthaninnotwriting。’JOHNSON。’Sir,youMAYwonder。’
Hetalkedofmakingverses,andobserved,’Thegreatdifficultyistoknowwhenyouhavemadegoodones。Whencomposing,Ihavegenerallyhadtheminmymind,perhapsfiftyatatime,walkingupanddowninmyroom;andthenIhavewrittenthemdown,andoften,fromlaziness,havewrittenonlyhalflines。Ihavewrittenahundredlinesinaday。IrememberIwroteahundredlinesofTheVanityofHumanWishesinaday。Doctor,turningtoGoldsmith,I
amnotquiteidle;Imadeonelinet’otherday;butImadenomore。’GOLDSMITH。’Letushearit;we’llputabadonetoit。’
JOHNSON。’No,Sir,Ihaveforgotit。’
’TOBENNETLANGTON,ESQ。,ATLANGTON,NEARSPILSBY,LINCOLNSHIRE
’DEARSIR,——Whatyourfriendshavedone,thatfromyourdeparturetillnownothinghasbeenheardofyou,noneofusareabletoinformtherest;butasweareallneglectedalike,noonethinkshimselfentitledtotheprivilegeofcomplaint。
’IshouldhaveknownnothingofyouorofLangton,fromthetimethatdearMissLangtonleftus,hadnotImetMr。Simpson,ofLincoln,onedayinthestreet,bywhomIwasinformedthatMr。
Langton,yourMamma,andyourself,hadbeenallill,butthatyouwereallrecovered。
’Thatsicknessshouldsuspendyourcorrespondence,Ididnotwonder;buthopedthatitwouldberenewedatyourrecovery。
’Sinceyouwillnotinformuswhereyouare,orhowyoulive,I
knownotwhetheryoudesiretoknowanythingofus。However,I
willtellyouthatTHECLUBsubsists;butwehavethelossofBurke’scompanysincehehasbeenengagedinpublickbusiness,inwhichhehasgainedmorereputationthanperhapsanymanathis[first]appearanceevergainedbefore。HemadetwospeechesintheHouseforrepealingtheStamp-act,whichwerepublicklycommendedbyMr。Pitt,andhavefilledthetownwithwonder。
’Burkeisagreatmanbynature,andisexpectedsoontoattaincivilgreatness。Iamgrowngreatertoo,forIhavemaintainedthenews-papersthesemanyweeks;andwhatisgreaterstill,IhaveriseneverymorningsinceNew-year’sday,atabouteight;whenI
wasup,Ihaveindeeddonebutlittle;yetitisnoslightadvancementtoobtainforsomanyhoursmore,theconsciousnessofbeing。
’Iwishyouwereinmynewstudy;Iamnowwritingthefirstletterinit。Ithinkitlooksveryprettyaboutme。
’DyerisconstantatTHECLUB;Hawkinsisremiss;Iamnotoverdiligent。Dr。Nugent,Dr。Goldsmith,andMr。Reynolds,areveryconstant。Mr。LyeisprintinghisSaxonandGothickDictionary;
allTHECLUBsubscribes。
’YouwillpaymyrespectstoallmyLincolnshirefriends。Iam,dearSir,mostaffectionatelyyour’s,’March9,1766。
’SAM。JOHNSON。’
Johnson’s-court,Fleet-street。’