Macleod,ofRasay,thathehadcommittedamistake,whichgavethatgentlemansomeuneasiness。Hewrotehimacourteousandkindletter,andinsertedinthenews-papersanadvertisement,correctingthemistake。
AstohisprejudiceagainsttheScotch,whichIalwaysascribedtothatnationalitywhichheobservedinTHEM,hesaidtothesamegentleman,’WhenIfindaScotchman,towhomanEnglishmanisasaScotchman,thatScotchmanshallbeasanEnglishmantome。’HisintimacywithmanygentlemenofScotland,andhisemployingsomanynativesofthatcountryashisamanuenses,provethathisprejudicewasnotvirulent;andIhavedepositedintheBritishMuseum,amongstotherpiecesofhiswriting,thefollowingnoteinanswertoonefromme,askingifhewouldmeetmeatdinnerattheMitre,thoughafriendofmine,aScotchman,wastobethere:——
’Mr。JohnsondoesnotseewhyMr。BoswellshouldsupposeaScotchmanlessacceptablethananyotherman。HewillbeattheMitre。’
Mymuch-valuedfriendDr。Barnard,nowBishopofKillaloc,havingonceexpressedtohimanapprehension,thatifheshouldvisitIrelandhemighttreatthepeopleofthatcountrymoreunfavourablythanhehaddonetheScotch,heanswered,withstrongpointeddouble-edgedwit,’Sir,youhavenoreasontobeafraidofme。TheIrisharenotinaconspiracytocheattheworldbyfalserepresentationsofthemeritsoftheircountrymen。No,Sir;theIrishareaFAIRPEOPLE;——theyneverspeakwellofoneanother。’
AllthemiserablecavillingsagainsthisJourney,innewspapers,magazines,andotherfugitivepublications,Icanspeakfromcertainknowledge,onlyfurnishedhimwithsport。Atlasttherecameoutascurrilousvolume,largerthanJohnson’sown,filledwithmalignantabuse,underaname,realorfictitious,ofsomelowmaninanobscurecornerofScotland,thoughsupposedtobetheworkofanotherScotchman,whohasfoundmeanstomakehimselfwellknownbothinScotlandandEngland。TheeffectwhichithaduponJohnsonwas,toproducethispleasantobservationtoMr。Seward,towhomhelentthebook:’Thisfellowmustbeablockhead。Theydon’tknowhowtogoabouttheirabuse。Whowillreadafive-
shillingbookagainstme?No,Sir,iftheyhadwit,theyshouldhavekeptpeltingmewithpamphlets。’
OnTuesday,March21,IarrivedinLondon;andonrepairingtoDr。
Johnson’sbeforedinner,foundhiminhisstudy,sittingwithMr。
PeterGarrick,theelderbrotherofDavid,stronglyresemblinghimincountenanceandvoice,butofmoresedateandplacidmanners。
Johnsoninformedme,that’thoughMr。Beauclerkwasingreatpain,itwashopedhewasnotindanger,andthathenowwishedtoconsultDr。HeberdentotrytheeffectofaNEWUNDERSTANDING。’
Bothatthisinterview,andintheeveningatMr。Thrale’swhereheandMr。PeterGarrickandImetagain,hewasvehementonthesubjectoftheOssiancontroversy;observing,’WedonotknowthatthereareanyancientErsemanuscripts;andwehavenootherreasontodisbelievethattherearemenwiththreeheads,butthatwedonotknowthatthereareanysuchmen。’Healsowasoutrageousuponhissuppositionthatmycountrymen’lovedScotlandbetterthantruth,’saying,’Allofthem,——naynotall,——butDROVESofthem,wouldcomeup,andattestanythingforthehonourofScotland。’
Healsoperseveredinhiswildallegation,thathequestionediftherewasatreebetweenEdinburghandtheEnglishborderolderthanhimself。Iassuredhimhewasmistaken,andsuggestedthattheproperpunishmentwouldbethatheshouldreceiveastripeateverytreeaboveahundredyearsold,thatwasfoundwithinthatspace。Helaughed,andsaid,’IbelieveImightsubmittoitforaBAUBEE!’
Thedoubtswhich,inmycorrespondencewithhim,IhadventuredtostateastothejusticeandwisdomoftheconductofGreat-BritaintowardstheAmericancolonies,whileIatthesametimerequestedthathewouldenablemetoinformmyselfuponthatmomentoussubject,hehadaltogetherdisregarded;andhadrecentlypublishedapamphlet,entitled,TaxationnoTyranny;ananswertotheResolutionsandAddressoftheAmericanCongress。
Hehadlongbeforeindulgedmostunfavourablesentimentsofourfellow-subjectsinAmerica。For,asearlyas1769,IwastoldbyDr。JohnCampbell,thathehadsaidofthem,’Sir,theyarearaceofconvicts,andoughttobethankfulforanythingweallowthemshortofhanging。’
OfthisperformanceIavoidedtotalkwithhim;forIhadnowformedaclearandsettledopinion,thatthepeopleofAmericawerewellwarrantedtoresistaclaimthattheirfellow-subjectsinthemother-countryshouldhavetheentirecommandoftheirfortunes,bytaxingthemwithouttheirownconsent;andtheextremeviolencewhichitbreathed,appearedtomesounsuitabletothemildnessofachristianphilosopher,andsodirectlyoppositetotheprinciplesofpeacewhichhehadsobeautifullyrecommendedinhispamphletrespectingFalkland’sIslands,thatIwassorrytoseehimappearinsounfavourablealight。
OnFriday,March24,ImethimattheLITERARYCLUB,wherewereMr。
Beauclerk,Mr。Langton,Mr。Colman,Dr。Percy,Mr。Vesey,SirCharlesBunbury,Dr。GeorgeFordyce,Mr。Steevens,andMr。CharlesFox。Beforehecamein,wetalkedofhisJourneytotheWesternIslands,andofhiscomingaway’willingtobelievethesecondsight,’whichseemedtoexcitesomeridicule。IwasthensoimpressedwiththetruthofmanyofthestoriesofitwhichIhadbeentold,thatIavowedmyconviction,saying,’HeisonlyWILLING
tobelieve:IDObelieve。Theevidenceisenoughforme,thoughnotforhisgreatmind。Whatwillnotfillaquartbottlewillfillapintbottle。Iamfilledwithbelief。’’Areyou?saidColman,thencorkitup。’
IfoundhisJourneythecommontopickofconversationinLondonatthistime,whereverIhappenedtobe。AtoneofLordMansfield’sformalSundayeveningconversations,strangelycalledLevees,hisLordshipaddressedme,’Wehaveallbeenreadingyourtravels,Mr。
Boswell。’Ianswered,’IwasbutthehumbleattendantofDr。
Johnson。’TheChiefJusticereplied,withthatairandmannerwhichnone,whoeversawandheardhim,canforget,’HespeaksillofnobodybutOssian。’
Johnsonwasinhighspiritsthiseveningattheclub,andtalkedwithgreatanimationandsuccess。HeattackedSwift,asheusedtodouponalloccasions。TheTaleofaTubissomuchsuperiourtohisotherwritings,thatonecanhardlybelievehewastheauthourofit:’thereisinitsuchavigourofmind,suchaswarmofthoughts,somuchofnature,andart,andlife。’IwonderedtohearhimsayofGulliver’sTravels,’Whenonceyouhavethoughtofbigmenandlittlemen,itisveryeasytodoalltherest。’I
endeavouredtomakeastandforSwift,andtriedtorousethosewhoweremuchmoreabletodefendhim;butinvain。Johnsonatlast,ofhisownaccord,allowedverygreatmerittotheinventoryofarticlesfoundinthepocketoftheManMountain,particularlythedescriptionofhiswatch,whichitwasconjecturedwashisGod;asheconsultedituponalloccasions。Heobserved,that’Swiftputhisnametobuttwothings,afterhehadanametoput,ThePlanfortheImprovementoftheEnglishLanguage,andthelastDrapier’sLetter。’
FromSwift,therewasaneasytransitiontoMr。ThomasSheridan——
JOHNSON。’SheridanisawonderfuladmirerofthetragedyofDouglas,andpresenteditsauthourwithagoldmedal。Someyearsago,atacoffee-houseinOxford,Icalledtohim,“Mr。Sheridan,Mr。Sheridan,howcameyoutogiveagoldmedaltoHome,forwritingthatfoolishplay?“Thisyousee,waswantonandinsolent;
butIMEANTtobewantonandinsolent。Amedalhasnovaluebutasastampofmerit。AndwasSheridantoassumetohimselftherightofgivingthatstamp?IfSheridanwasmagnificentenoughtobestowagoldmedalasanhonoraryrewardofdramatickexcellence,heshouldhaverequestedoneoftheUniversitiestochoosethepersononwhomitshouldbeconferred。Sheridanhadnorighttogiveastampofmerit:itwascounterfeitingApollo’scoin。’
OnMonday,March27,IbreakfastedwithhimatMrStrahan’s。Hetoldus,thathewasengagedtogothateveningtoMrs。Abington’sbenefit。’ShewasvisitingsomeladieswhomIwasvisiting,andbeggedthatIwouldcometoherbenefit。ItoldherIcouldnothear:butsheinsistedsomuchonmycoming,thatitwouldhavebeenbrutaltohaverefusedher。’Thiswasaspeechquitecharacteristical。Helovedtobringforwardhishavingbeeninthegaycirclesoflife;andhewas,perhaps,alittlevainofthesolicitationsofthiselegantandfashionableactress。Hetoldus,theplaywastobetheTheHypocrite,alteredfromCibber’sNonjuror,soastosatirizetheMethodists。’Idonotthinksaidhe,thecharacterofTheHypocritejustlyapplicabletotheMethodists,butitwasveryapplicabletotheNonjurors。’
Mr。Strahanhadtakenapoorboyfromthecountryasanapprentice,uponJohnson’srecommendation。Johnsonhavingenquiredafterhim,said,’Mr。Strahan,letmehavefiveguineasonaccount,andI’llgivethisboyone。Nayifamanrecommendsaboy,anddoesnothingforhim,itissadwork。Callhimdown。’
Ifollowedhimintothecourt-yard,behindMr。Strahan’shouse;andthereIhadaproofofwhatIhadheardhimprofess,thathetalkedaliketoall。’Somepeopletellyouthattheyletthemselvesdowntothecapacityoftheirhearers。Ineverdothat。Ispeakuniformly,inasintelligibleamannerasIcan。’
’Well,myboy,howdoyougoon?’——’Prettywell,Sir;buttheyareafraidIan’tstrongenoughforsomepartsofthebusiness。’
JOHNSON。’Why,Ishallbesorryforit;forwhenyouconsiderwithhowlittlementalpowerandcorporeallabouraprintercangetaguineaaweek,itisaverydesirableoccupationforyou。Doyouhear,——takeallthepainsyoucan;andifthisdoesnotdo,wemustthinkofsomeotherwayoflifeforyou。There’saguinea。’
Herewasoneofthemany,manyinstancesofhisactivebenevolence。
Atthesametime,theslowandsonoroussolemnitywithwhich,whilehebenthimselfdown,headdressedalittlethickshort-leggedboy,contrastedwiththeboy’saukwardnessandawe,couldnotbutexcitesomeludicrousemotions。
ImethimatDrury-laneplay-houseintheevening。SirJoshuaReynolds,atMrs。Abington’srequest,hadpromisedtobringabodyofwitstoherbenefit;andhavingsecuredfortyplacesinthefrontboxes,haddonemethehonourtoputmeinthegroup。
Johnsonsatontheseatdirectlybehindme;andashecouldneitherseenorhearatsuchadistancefromthestage,hewaswrappedupingraveabstraction,andseemedquiteacloud,amidstallthesunshineofglitterandgaiety。Iwonderedathispatienceinsittingoutaplayoffiveacts,andafarceoftwo。Hesaidverylittle;butaftertheprologuetoBonTonhadbeenspoken,whichhecouldhearprettywellfromthemoreslowanddistinctutterance,hetalkedofprologue-writing,andobserved,’DrydenhaswrittenprologuessuperiourtoanythatDavidGarrickhaswritten;butDavidGarrickhaswrittenmoregoodprologuesthanDrydenhasdone。