asked,isitthoughtdisgracefulforamannottofight,andnotdisgracefulnottospeakinpublick?’JOHNSON。’Becausetheremaybeotherreasonsforaman’snotspeakinginpublickthanwantofresolution:hemayhavenothingtosay,laughing。Whereas,Sir,youknowcourageisreckonedthegreatestofallvirtues;because,unlessamanhasthatvirtue,hehasnosecurityforpreservinganyother。’
OnThursday,April6,IdinedwithhimatMr。ThomasDavies’s,withMr。Hicky,thepainter,andmyoldacquaintanceMr。Moody,theplayer。
Dr。Johnson,asusual,spokecontemptuouslyofColleyCibber。’Itiswonderfulthataman,whoforfortyyearshadlivedwiththegreatandthewitty,shouldhaveacquiredsoillthetalentsofconversation:andhehadbuthalftofurnish;foronehalfofwhathesaidwasoaths。’He,however,allowedconsiderablemerittosomeofhiscomedies,andsaidtherewasnoreasontobelievethattheCarelessHusbandwasnotwrittenbyhimself。Daviessaid,hewasthefirstdramatickwriterwhointroducedgenteelladiesuponthestage。Johnsonrefutedthisobservationbyinstancingseveralsuchcharactersincomediesbeforehistime。DAVIES。tryingtodefendhimselffromachargeofignorance,’Imeangenteelmoralcharacters。’’IthinksaidHicky,gentilityandmoralityareinseparable。’BOSWELL。’Bynomeans,Sir。Thegenteelestcharactersareoftenthemostimmoral。DoesnotLordChesterfieldgivepreceptsforunitingwickednessandthegraces?Aman,indeed,isnotgenteelwhenhegetsdrunk;butmostvicesmaybecommittedverygenteelly:amanmaydebauchhisfriend’swifegenteelly:hemaycheatatcardsgenteelly。’HICKY。’IdonotthinkTHATisgenteel。’BOSWELL。’Sir,itmaynotbelikeagentleman,butitmaybegenteel。’JOHNSON。’Youaremeaningtwodifferentthings。Onemeansexteriourgrace;theotherhonour。Itiscertainthatamanmaybeveryimmoralwithexteriourgrace。
Lovelace,inClarissa,isaverygenteelandaverywickedcharacter。TomHervey,whodiedt’otherday,thoughaviciousman,wasoneofthegenteelestmenthateverlived。’TomDaviesinstancedCharlestheSecond。JOHNSON。takingfireatanyattackuponthatPrince,forwhomhehadanextraordinarypartiality,
’CharlestheSecondwaslicentiousinhispractice;buthealwayshadareverenceforwhatwasgood。CharlestheSecondknewhispeople,andrewardedmerit。TheChurchwasatnotimebetterfilledthaninhisreign。HewasthebestKingwehavehadfromhistimetillthereignofhispresentMajesty,exceptJamestheSecond,whowasaverygoodKing,butunhappilybelievedthatitwasnecessaryforthesalvationofhissubjectsthattheyshouldbeRomanCatholicks。HEhadthemeritofendeavouringtodowhathethoughtwasforthesalvationofthesoulsofhissubjects,tillhelostagreatEmpire。WE,whothoughtthatweshouldNOTbesavedifwewereRomanCatholicks,hadthemeritofmaintainingourreligion,attheexpenceofsubmittingourselvestothegovernmentofKingWilliam,foritcouldnotbedoneotherwise,——tothegovernmentofoneofthemostworthlessscoundrelsthateverexisted。No;CharlestheSecondwasnotsuchamanas——,naminganotherKing。Hedidnotdestroyhisfather’swill。Hetookmoney,indeed,fromFrance:buthedidnotbetraythoseoverwhomheruled:hedidnotlettheFrenchfleetpassours。GeorgetheFirstknewnothing,anddesiredtoknownothing;didnothing,anddesiredtodonothing:andtheonlygoodthingthatistoldofhimis,thathewishedtorestorethecrowntoitshereditarysuccessor。’HeroaredwithprodigiousviolenceagainstGeorgetheSecond。Whenheceased,Moodyinterjected,inanIrishtone,andwithacomicklook,’Ah!poorGeorgetheSecond。’
ImentionedthatDr。ThomasCampbellhadcomefromIrelandtoLondon,principallytoseeDr。Johnson。Heseemedangryatthisobservation。DAVIES。’Why,youknow,Sir,therecameamanfromSpaintoseeLivy;andCorellicametoEnglandtoseePurcell,andwhenheheardhewasdead,wentdirectlybackagaintoItaly。’
JOHNSON。’IshouldnothavewishedtobedeadtodisappointCampbell,hadhebeensofoolishasyourepresenthim;butIshouldhavewishedtohavebeenahundredmilesoff。’Thiswasapparentlyperverse;andIdobelieveitwasnothisrealwayofthinking:hecouldnotbutlikeamanwhocamesofartoseehim。Helaughedwithsomecomplacency,whenItoldhimCampbell’soddexpressiontomeconcerninghim:’Thathavingseensuchaman,wasathingtotalkofacenturyhence,’——asifhecouldlivesolong。
WegotintoanargumentwhethertheJudgeswhowenttoIndiamightwithproprietyengageintrade。Johnsonwarmlymaintainedthattheymight。’Forwhyheurged,shouldnotJudgesgetriches,aswellasthosewhodeservethemless?’Isaid,theyshouldhavesufficientsalaries,andhavenothingtotakeofftheirattentionfromtheaffairsofthepublick。JOHNSON。’NoJudge,Sir,cangivehiswholeattentiontohisoffice;anditisveryproperthatheshouldemploywhattimehehastohimself,tohisownadvantage,inthemostprofitablemanner。’’Then,Sir,saidDavies,whoenlivenedthedisputebymakingitsomewhatdramatick,hemaybecomeaninsurer;andwhenheisgoingtothebench,hemaybestopped,——“YourLordshipcannotgoyet:hereisabunchofinvoices:severalshipsareabouttosail。“’JOHNSON。Sir,youmayaswellsayaJudgeshouldnothaveahouse;fortheymaycomeandtellhim,“YourLordship’shouseisonfire;“andso,insteadofmindingthebusinessofhisCourt,heistobeoccupiedingettingtheenginewiththegreatestspeed。Thereisnoendofthis。EveryJudgewhohasland,tradestoacertainextentincornorincattle;andinthelanditself,undoubtedly。Hisstewardactsforhim,andsodoclerksforagreatmerchant。AJudgemaybeafarmer;butheisnottogeldhisownpigs。AJudgemayplayalittleatcardsforhisamusement;butheisnottoplayatmarbles,oratchuck-farthinginthePiazza。No,Sir;thereisnoprofessiontowhichamangivesaverygreatproportionofhistime。Itiswonderful,whenacalculationismade,howlittlethemindisactuallyemployedinthedischargeofanyprofession。NomanwouldbeaJudge,upontheconditionofbeingtotallyaJudge。
Thebestemployedlawyerhashismindatworkbutforasmallproportionofhistime;agreatdealofhisoccupationismerelymechanical。Ioncewroteforamagazine:Imadeacalculation,thatifIshouldwritebutapageaday,atthesamerate,I
should,intenyears,writeninevolumesinfolio,ofanordinarysizeandprint。’BOSWELL。’SuchasCarte’sHistory?’JOHNSON。
’Yes,Sir。Whenamanwritesfromhisownmind,hewritesveryrapidly。Thegreatestpartofawriter’stimeisspentinreading,inordertowrite:amanwillturnoverhalfalibrarytomakeonebook。’
WespokeofRolt,towhoseDictionaryofCommerceDr。JohnsonwrotethePreface。JOHNSON。’OldGardnerthebookselleremployedRoltandSmarttowriteamonthlymiscellany,calledTheUniversalVisitor。Therewasaformalwrittencontract,whichAllentheprintersaw。GardnerthoughtasyoudooftheJudge。Theywereboundtowritenothingelse;theyweretohave,Ithink,athirdoftheprofitsofthissixpennypamphlet;andthecontractwasforninety-nineyears。IwishIhadthoughtofgivingthistoThurlow,inthecauseaboutLiteraryProperty。Whatanexcellentinstancewouldithavebeenoftheoppressionofbooksellerstowardspoorauthours!’smiling。Davies,zealousforthehonourofTHETRADE,said,Gardnerwasnotproperlyabookseller。JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir;
hecertainlywasabookseller。Hehadservedhistimeregularly,wasamemberoftheStationers’company,keptashopinthefaceofmankind,purchasedcopyright,andwasabibliopole,Sir,ineverysense。IwroteforsomemonthsinTheUniversalVisitor,forpoorSmart,whilehewasmad,notthenknowingthetermsonwhichhewasengagedtowrite,andthinkingIwasdoinghimgood。Ihopedhiswitswouldsoonreturntohim。Minereturnedtome,andIwroteinTheUniversalVisitornolonger。
Friday,April7,IdinedwithhimataTavern,withanumerouscompany。
OneofthecompanysuggestedaninternalobjectiontotheantiquityofthepoetrysaidtobeOssian’s,thatwedonotfindthewolfinit,whichmusthavebeenthecasehaditbeenofthatage。
ThementionofthewolfhadledJohnsontothinkofotherwildbeasts;andwhileSirJoshuaReynoldsandMr。Langtonwerecarryingonadialogueaboutsomethingwhichengagedthemearnestly,he,inthemidstofit,brokeout,’PennanttellsofBears——’[whatheadded,Ihaveforgotten。]Theywenton,whichhebeingdullofhearing,didnotperceive,or,ifhedid,wasnotwillingtobreakoffhistalk;sohecontinuedtovociferatehisremarks,andBEAR
’likeawordinacatch’asBeauclerksaid,wasrepeatedlyheardatintervals,whichcomingfromhimwho,bythosewhodidnotknowhim,hadbeensooftenassimilatedtothatferociousanimal,whilewewhoweresittingaroundcouldhardlystiflelaughter,producedaveryludicrouseffect。Silencehavingensued,heproceeded:’Wearetold,thattheblackbearisinnocent;butIshouldnotliketotrustmyselfwithhim。’Mr。Gibbonmuttered,inalowtoneofvoice,’IshouldnotliketotrustmyselfwithYOU。’Thispieceofsarcastickpleasantrywasaprudentresolution,ifappliedtoacompetitionofabilities。
Patriotismhavingbecomeoneofourtopicks,Johnsonsuddenlyuttered,inastrongdeterminedtone,anapophthegm,atwhichmanywillstart:’Patriotismisthelastrefugeofascoundrel。’Butletitbeconsidered,thathedidnotmeanarealandgenerousloveofourcountry,butthatpretendedpatriotismwhichsomany,inallagesandcountries,havemadeacloakforself-interest。
Mrs。Prichardbeingmentioned,hesaid,’Herplayingwasquitemechanical。Itiswonderfulhowlittlemindshehad。Sir,shehadneverreadthetragedyofMacbethallthrough。Shenomorethoughtoftheplayoutofwhichherpartwastaken,thanashoemakerthinksoftheskin,outofwhichthepieceofleather,ofwhichheismakingapairofshoes,iscut。’
OnSaturday,April8,IdinedwithhimatMr。Thrale’s,wherewemettheIrishDr。Campbell。JohnsonhadsuppedthenightbeforeatMrs。Abington’s,withsomefashionablepeoplewhomhenamed;andheseemedmuchpleasedwithhavingmadeoneinsoelegantacircle。
NordidheomittopiquehisMISTRESSalittlewithjealousyofherhousewifery;forhesaid,withasmile,’Mrs。Abington’sjelly,mydearlady,wasbetterthanyours。’
Mrs。Thrale,whofrequentlypractisedacoarsemodeofflattery,byrepeatinghisbon-motsinhishearing,toldusthathehadsaid,acertaincelebratedactorwasjustfittostandatthedoorofanauction-roomwithalongpole,andcry’Praygentlemen,walkin;’
andthatacertainauthour,uponhearingthis,hadsaid,thatanotherstillmorecelebratedactorwasfitfornothingbetterthanthat,andwouldpickyourpocketafteryoucameout。JOHNSON。
’Nay,mydearlady,thereisnowitinwhatourfriendadded;thereisonlyabuse。Youmayaswellsayofanymanthathewillpickapocket。Besides,themanwhoisstationedatthedoordoesnotpickpeople’spockets;thatisdonewithin,bytheauctioneer。’
OnMonday,April10,IdinedwithhimatGeneralOglethorpe’s,withMr。LangtonandtheIrishDr。Campbell,whomtheGeneralhadobliginglygivenmeleavetobringwithme。Thislearnedgentlemanwasthusgratifiedwithaveryhighintellectualfeast,bynotonlybeingincompanywithDr。Johnson,butwithGeneralOglethorpe,whohadbeensolongacelebratednamebothathomeandabroad。