GwynatlastwasluckyenoughtomakeonereplytoDr。Johnson,whichheallowedtobeexcellent。Johnsoncensuredhimfortakingdownachurchwhichmighthavestoodmanyyears,andbuildinganewoneatadifferentplace,fornootherreasonbutthattheremightbeadirectroadtoanewbridge;andhisexpressionwas,’Youaretakingachurchoutoftheway,thatthepeoplemaygoinastraightlinetothebridge。’——’No,Sir,saidGwyn,IamputtingthechurchINtheway,thatthepeoplemaynotGOOUTOFTHEWAY。’
JOHNSON。withaheartyloudlaughofapprobation,’Speaknomore。Restyourcolloquialfameuponthis。’
UponourarrivalatOxford,Dr。JohnsonandIwentdirectlytoUniversityCollege,butweredisappointedonfindingthatoneofthefellows,hisfriendMr。Scott,whoaccompaniedhimfromNewcastletoEdinburgh,wasgonetothecountry。WeputupattheAngelinn,andpassedtheeveningbyourselvesineasyandfamiliarconversation。Talkingofconstitutionalmelancholy,heobserved,’Amansoafflicted,Sir,mustdivertdistressingthoughts,andnotcombatwiththem。’BOSWELL。’Maynothethinkthemdown,Sir?’
JOHNSON。’No,Sir。ToattempttoTHINKTHEMDOWNismadness。Heshouldhavealampconstantlyburninginhisbed-chamberduringthenight,andifwakefullydisturbed,takeabook,andread,andcomposehimselftorest。Tohavethemanagementofthemindisagreatart,anditmaybeattainedinaconsiderabledegreebyexperienceandhabitualexercise。’BOSWELL。’Shouldnotheprovideamusementsforhimself?Woulditnot,forinstance,berightforhimtotakeacourseofchymistry?’JOHNSON。’Lethimtakeacourseofchymistry,oracourseofrope-dancing,oracourseofanythingtowhichheisinclinedatthetime。Lethimcontrivetohaveasmanyretreatsforhismindashecan,asmanythingstowhichitcanflyfromitself。Burton’sAnatomyofMelancholyisavaluablework。Itis,perhaps,overloadedwithquotation。ButthereisgreatspiritandgreatpowerinwhatBurtonsays,whenhewritesfromhisownmind。’
NextmorningwevisitedDr。Wetherell,MasterofUniversityCollege,withwhomDr。JohnsonconferredonthemostadvantageousmodeofdisposingofthebooksprintedattheClarendonpress。I
oftenhadoccasiontoremark,Johnsonlovedbusiness,lovedtohavehiswisdomactuallyoperateonreallife。
WethenwenttoPembrokeCollege,andwaitedonhisoldfriendDr。
Adams,themasterofit,whomIfoundtobeamostpolite,pleasing,communicativeman。Beforehisadvancementtotheheadshipofhiscollege,IhadintendedtogoandvisithimatShrewsbury,wherehewasrectorofSt。Chad’s,inordertogetfromhimwhatparticularshecouldrecollectofJohnson’sacademicallife。Henowobliginglygavemepartofthatauthentickinformation,which,withwhatIafterwardsowedtohiskindness,willbefoundincorporatedinitsproperplaceinthiswork。
Dr。Adamstoldus,thatinsomeoftheCollegesatOxford,thefellowshadexcludedthestudentsfromsocialintercoursewiththeminthecommonroom。JOHNSON。’Theyareintheright,Sir:therecanbenorealconversation,nofairexertionofmindamongstthem,iftheyoungmenareby;foramanwhohasacharacterdoesnotchoosetostakeitintheirpresence。’BOSWELL。’But,Sir,maytherenotbeverygoodconversationwithoutacontestforsuperiority?’JOHNSON。’Noanimatedconversation,Sir,foritcannotbebutoneorotherwillcomeoffsuperiour。Idonotmeanthatthevictormusthavethebetteroftheargument,forhemaytaketheweakside;buthissuperiorityofpartsandknowledgewillnecessarilyappear:andhetowhomhethusshewshimselfsuperiourislessenedintheeyesoftheyoungmen。’
WewalkedwithDr。Adamsintothemaster’sgarden,andintothecommonroom。JOHNSON。afterareverieofmeditation,’Ay!HereIusedtoplayatdraughtswithPhil。JonesandFludyer。Joneslovedbeer,anddidnotgetveryforwardinthechurch。Fludyerturnedoutascoundrel,aWhig,andsaidhewasashamedofhavingbeenbredatOxford。HehadalivingatPutney,andgotundertheeyeofsomeretainerstothecourtatthattime,andsobecameaviolentWhig:buthehadbeenascoundrelallalongtobesure。’
BOSWELL。’Washeascoundrel,Sir,inanyotherwaythanthatofbeingapoliticalscoundrel?Didhecheatatdraughts?’JOHNSON。
’Sir,weneverplayedforMONEY。’
HethencarriedmetovisitDr。Bentham,CanonofChrist-Church,andDivinityProfessor,withwhoselearnedandlivelyconversationweweremuchpleased。Hegaveusaninvitationtodinner,whichDr。Johnsontoldmewasahighhonour。’Sir,itisagreatthingtodinewiththeCanonsofChrist-Church。’Wecouldnotaccepthisinvitation,aswewereengagedtodineatUniversityCollege。Wehadanexcellentdinnerthere,withtheMasterandFellows,itbeingSt。Cuthbert’sday,whichiskeptbythemasafestival,ashewasasaintofDurham,withwhichthiscollegeismuchconnected。
WedrankteawithDr。Horne,latePresidentofMagdalenCollege,andBishopofNorwich,ofwhoseabilities,indifferentrespects,thepublickhashademinentproofs,andtheesteemannexedtowhosecharacterwasincreasedbyknowinghimpersonally。
WethenwenttoTrinityCollege,whereheintroducedmetoMr。
ThomasWarton,withwhomwepassedapartoftheevening。Wetalkedofbiography——JOHNSON。’Itisrarelywellexecuted。Theyonlywholivewithamancanwritehislifewithanygenuineexactnessanddiscrimination;andfewpeoplewhohavelivedwithamanknowwhattoremarkabouthim。ThechaplainofalateBishop,whomIwastoassistinwritingsomememoirsofhisLordship,couldtellmescarcelyanything。’
Isaid,Mr。RobertDodsley’slifeshouldbewritten,ashehadbeensomuchconnectedwiththewitsofhistime,andbyhisliterarymerithadraisedhimselffromthestationofafootman。Mr。Wartonsaid,hehadpublishedalittlevolumeunderthetitleofTheMuseinLivery。JOHNSON。’IdoubtwhetherDodsley’sbrotherwouldthankamanwhoshouldwritehislife:yetDodsleyhimselfwasnotunwillingthathisoriginallowconditionshouldberecollected。
WhenLordLyttelton’sDialoguesoftheDeadcameout,oneofwhichisbetweenApicius,anancientepicure,andDartineuf,amodernepicure,Dodsleysaidtome,“IknewDartineufwell,forIwasoncehisfootman。“’
ImentionedSirRichardSteelehavingpublishedhisChristianHero,withtheavowedpurposeofobliginghimselftoleadareligiouslife;yet,thathisconductwasbynomeansstrictlysuitable。
JOHNSON。’Steele,Ibelieve,practisedthelightervices。’
Mr。Warton,beingengaged,couldnotsupwithusatourinn;wehadthereforeanothereveningbyourselves。IaskedJohnson,whetheraman’sbeingforwardtomakehimselfknowntoeminentpeople,andseeingasmuchoflife,andgettingasmuchinformationashecouldineveryway,wasnotyetlesseninghimselfbyhisforwardness。
JOHNSON。’No,Sir,amanalwaysmakeshimselfgreaterasheincreaseshisknowledge。
Icensuredsomeludicrousfantastickdialoguesbetweentwocoach-
horsesandothersuchstuff,whichBarettihadlatelypublished。
Hejoinedwithme,andsaid,’Nothingoddwilldolong。TristramShandydidnotlast。’Iexpressedadesiretobeacquaintedwithaladywhohadbeenmuchtalkedof,anduniversallycelebratedforextraordinaryaddressandinsinuation。JOHNSON。’Neverbelieveextraordinarycharacterswhichyouhearofpeople。Dependuponit,Sir,theyareexaggerated。Youdonotseeonemanshootagreatdealhigherthananother。’ImentionedMr。Burke。JOHNSON。’Yes;
Burkeisanextraordinaryman。Hisstreamofmindisperpetual。’
Itisverypleasingtometorecord,thatJohnson’shighestimationofthetalentsofthisgentlemanwasuniformfromtheirearlyacquaintance。SirJoshuaReynoldsinformsme,thatwhenMr。BurkewasfirstelectedamemberofParliament,andSirJohnHawkinsexpressedawonderathisattainingaseat,Johnsonsaid,’NowwewhoknowMr。Burke,know,thathewillbeoneofthefirstmeninthiscountry。’Andonce,whenJohnsonwasill,andunabletoexerthimselfasmuchasusualwithoutfatigue,Mr。Burkehavingbeenmentioned,hesaid,’Thatfellowcallsforthallmypowers。WereI
toseeBurkenowitwouldkillme。’Somuchwasheaccustomedtoconsiderconversationasacontest,andsuchwashisnotionofBurkeasanopponent。
Nextmorning,Thursday,March21,wesetoutinapost-chaisetopursueourramble。Itwasadelightfulday,andwerodethroughBlenheimpark。WhenIlookedatthemagnificentbridgebuiltbyJohnDukeofMarlborough,overasmallrivulet,andrecollectedtheEpigrammadeuponit——
’Theloftyarchhishighambitionshows,Thestream,anemblemofhisbountyflows:’
andsawthatnow,bythegeniusofBrown,amagnificentbodyofwaterwascollected,Isaid,’TheyhaveDROWNEDtheEpigram。’I
observedtohim,whileinthemidstofthenoblescenearoundus,’YouandI,Sir,have,Ithink,seentogethertheextremesofwhatcanbeseeninBritain:——thewildroughislandofMull,andBlenheimpark。’
WedinedatanexcellentinnatChapel-house,whereheexpatiatedonthefelicityofEnglandinitstavernsandinns,andtriumphedovertheFrenchfornothaving,inanyperfection,thetavernlife。
’Thereisnoprivatehouse,saidhe,inwhichpeoplecanenjoythemselvessowell,asatacapitaltavern。Lettherebeeversogreatplentyofgoodthings,eversomuchgrandeur,eversomuchelegance,eversomuchdesirethateverybodyshouldbeeasy;inthenatureofthingsitcannotbe:theremustalwaysbesomedegreeofcareandanxiety。Themasterofthehouseisanxioustoentertainhisguests;theguestsareanxioustobeagreeabletohim:andnoman,butaveryimpudentdogindeed,canasfreelycommandwhatisinanotherman’shouse,asifitwerehisown。
Whereas,atatavern,thereisageneralfreedomfromanxiety。Youaresureyouarewelcome:andthemorenoiseyoumake,themoretroubleyougive,themoregoodthingsyoucallfor,thewelcomeryouare。Noservantswillattendyouwiththealacritywhichwaitersdo,whoareincitedbytheprospectofanimmediatereward,inproportionastheyplease。No,Sir;thereisnothingwhichhasyetbeencontrivedbyman,bywhichsomuchhappinessisproducedasbyagoodtavernorinn。’*Hethenrepeated,withgreatemotion,Shenstone’slines:——
’Whoe’erhastravell’dlife’sdullround,Where’erhisstagesmayhavebeen,MaysightothinkhestillhasfoundThewarmestwelcomeataninn。’
*SirJohnHawkinshaspreservedveryfewMemorabiliaofJohnson。
Thereis,however,tobefound,inhisbulkytome[p。87],averyexcellentoneuponthissubject:——’Incontradictiontothose,who,havingawifeandchildren,preferdomestickenjoymentstothosewhichatavernaffords,Ihaveheardhimassert,thatatavernchairwasthethroneofhumanfelicity——“Assoon,“saidhe,“asI