OnSunday,March31,Icalledonhim,andshewedhimasacuriositywhichIhaddiscovered,hisTranslationofLobo’sAccountofAbyssinia,whichSirJohnPringlehadlentme,itbeingthenlittleknownasoneofhisworks。Hesaid,’Takenonoticeofit,’or’don’ttalkofit。’Heseemedtothinkitbeneathhim,thoughdoneatsix-and-twenty。Isaidtohim,’Yourstyle,Sir,ismuchimprovedsinceyoutranslatedthis。’Heansweredwithasortoftriumphantsmile,’Sir,Ihopeitis。’
  OnWednesday,April3,inthemorningIfoundhimverybusyputtinghisbooksinorder,andastheyweregenerallyveryoldones,cloudsofdustwereflyingaroundhim。Hehadonapairoflargeglovessuchashedgersuse。Hispresentappearanceputmeinmindofmyuncle,Dr。Boswell’sdescriptionofhim,’Arobustgenius,borntograpplewithwholelibraries。’
  HehadbeenincompanywithOmai,anativeofoneoftheSouthSeaIslands,afterhehadbeensometimeinthiscountry。Hewasstruckwiththeeleganceofhisbehaviour,andaccountedforitthus:’Sir,hehadpassedhistime,whileinEngland,onlyinthebestcompany;sothatallthathehadacquiredofourmannerswasgenteel。Asaproofofthis,Sir,LordMulgraveandhedinedonedayatStreatham;theysatwiththeirbackstothelightfrontingme,sothatIcouldnotseedistinctly;andtherewassolittleofthesavageinOmai,thatIwasafraidtospeaktoeither,lestI
  shouldmistakeonefortheother。’
  Weagreedtodineto-dayattheMitre-tavernaftertherisingoftheHouseofLords,whereabranchofthelitigationconcerningtheDouglasEstate,inwhichIwasoneofthecounsel,wastocomeon。
  Iintroducedthetopick,whichisoftenignorantlyurged,thattheUniversitiesofEnglandaretoorich;sothatlearningdoesnotflourishinthemasitwoulddo,ifthosewhoteachhadsmallersalaries,anddependedontheirassiduityforagreatpartoftheirincome。JOHNSON。’Sir,theveryreverseofthisisthetruth;theEnglishUniversitiesarenotrichenough。Ourfellowshipsareonlysufficienttosupportamanduringhisstudiestofithimfortheworld,andaccordinglyingeneraltheyareheldnolongerthantillanopportunityoffersofgettingaway。Nowandthen,perhaps,thereisafellowwhogrowsoldinhiscollege;butthisisagainsthiswill,unlesshebeamanveryindolentindeed。Ahundredayearisreckonedagoodfellowship,andthatisnomorethanisnecessarytokeepamandecentlyasascholar。Wedonotallowourfellowstomarry,becauseweconsideracademicalinstitutionsaspreparatorytoasettlementintheworld。Itisonlybybeingemployedasatutor,thatafellowcanobtainanythingmorethanalivelihood。Tobesureaman,whohasenoughwithoutteaching,willprobablynotteach;forwewouldallbeidleifwecould。Inthesamemanner,amanwhoistogetnothingbyteaching,willnotexerthimself。GreshamCollegewasintendedasaplaceofinstructionforLondon;ableprofessorsweretoreadlecturesgratis,theycontrivedtohavenoscholars;whereas,iftheyhadbeenallowedtoreceivebutsixpencealecturefromeachscholar,theywouldhavebeenemuloustohavehadmanyscholars。EverybodywillagreethatitshouldbetheinterestofthosewhoteachtohavescholarsandthisisthecaseinourUniversities。Thattheyaretoorichiscertainlynottrue;fortheyhavenothinggoodenoughtokeepamanofeminentlearningwiththemforhislife。
  IntheforeignUniversitiesaprofessorshipisahighthing。Itisasmuchalmostasamancanmakebyhislearning;andthereforewefindthemostlearnedmenabroadareintheUniversities。Itisnotsowithus。OurUniversitiesareimpoverishedoflearning,bythepenuryoftheirprovisions。Iwishthereweremanyplacesofathousanda-yearatOxford,tokeepfirst-ratemenoflearningfromquittingtheUniversity。’
  ImentionedMr。Maclaurin’suneasinessonaccountofadegreeofridiculecarelesslythrownonhisdeceasedfather,inGoldsmith’sHistoryofAnimatedNature,inwhichthatcelebratedmathematicianisrepresentedasbeingsubjecttofitsofyawningsoviolentastorenderhimincapableofproceedinginhislecture;astoryaltogetherunfounded,butforthepublicationofwhichthelawwouldgivenoreparation。Thisledustoagitatethequestion,whetherlegalredresscouldbeobtained,evenwhenaman’sdeceasedrelationwascalumniatedinapublication。
  OnFriday,April5,beingGoodFriday,afterhavingattendedthemorningserviceatSt。Clement’sChurch,IwalkedhomewithJohnson。WetalkedoftheRomanCatholickreligion。JOHNSON。’Inthebarbarousages,Sir,priestsandpeoplewereequallydeceived;
  butafterwardsthereweregrosscorruptionsintroducedbytheclergy,suchasindulgenciestoprieststohaveconcubines,andtheworshipofimages,not,indeed,inculcated,butknowinglypermitted。’HestronglycensuredthelicensedstewsatRome。
  BOSWELL。’Sothen,Sir,youwouldallowofnoirregularintercoursewhateverbetweenthesexes?’JOHNSON。’TobesureI
  wouldnot,Sir。Iwouldpunishitmuchmorethanitisdone,andsorestrainit。Inallcountriestherehasbeenfornication,asinallcountriestherehasbeentheft;buttheremaybemoreorlessoftheone,aswellasoftheother,inproportiontotheforceoflaw。Allmenwillnaturallycommitfornication,asallmenwillnaturallysteal。And,Sir,itisveryabsurdtoargue,ashasbeenoftendone,thatprostitutesarenecessarytopreventtheviolenteffectsofappetitefromviolatingthedecentorderoflife;nay,shouldbepermitted,inordertopreservethechastityofourwivesanddaughters。Dependuponit,Sir,severelaws,steadilyenforced,wouldbesufficientagainstthoseevils,andwouldpromotemarriage。’
  Mr。Thralecalleduponhim,andappearedtobearthelossofhissonwithamanlycomposure。Therewasnoaffectationabouthim;
  andhetalked,asusual,uponindifferentsubjects。HeseemedtometohesitateastotheintendedItaliantour,onwhich,I
  flatteredmyself,heandMrs。ThraleandDr。Johnsonweresoontosetout;and,therefore,IpresseditasmuchasIcould。I
  mentioned,thatMr。Beauclerkhadsaid,thatBaretti,whomtheyweretocarrywiththem,wouldkeepthemsolonginthelittletownsofhisowndistrict,thattheywouldnothavetimetoseeRome。Imentionedthis,toputthemontheirguard。JOHNSON。
  ’Sir,wedonotthankMr。BeauclerkforsupposingthatwearetobedirectedbyBaretti。No,Sir;Mr。Thraleistogo,bymyadvice,toMr。Jackson,theall-knowingandgetfromhimaplanforseeingthemostthatcanbeseeninthetimethatwehavetotravel。Wemust,tobesure,seeRome,Naples,Florence,andVenice,andasmuchmoreaswecan。’Speakingwithatoneofanimation。
  WhenIexpressedanearnestwishforhisremarksonItaly,hesaid,’IdonotseethatIcouldmakeabookuponItaly;yetIshouldbegladtogettwohundredpounds,orfivehundredpounds,bysuchawork。’ThisshewedboththatajournalofhisTourupontheContinentwasnotwhollyoutofhiscontemplation,andthatheuniformlyadheredtothatstrangeopinion,whichhisindolentdispositionmadehimutter:’Nomanbutablockheadeverwrote,exceptformoney。’Numerousinstancestorefutethiswilloccurtoallwhoareversedinthehistoryofliterature。
  Hegaveusoneofthemanysketchesofcharacterwhichweretreasuredinhismind,andwhichhewaswonttoproducequiteunexpectedlyinaveryentertainingmanner。’Ilately,saidhe,
  receivedaletterfromtheEastIndies,fromagentlemanwhomI
  formerlyknewverywell;hehadreturnedfromthatcountrywithahandsomefortune,asitwasreckoned,beforemeanswerefoundtoacquirethoseimmensesumswhichhavebeenbroughtfromthenceoflate;hewasascholar,andanagreeableman,andlivedveryprettilyinLondon,tillhiswifedied。Afterherdeath,hetooktodissipationandgaming,andlostallhehad。OneeveninghelostathousandpoundstoagentlemanwhosenameIamsorryIhaveforgotten。Nextmorninghesentthegentlemanfivehundredpounds,withanapologythatitwasallhehadintheworld。Thegentlemansentthemoneybacktohim,declaringhewouldnotacceptofit;
  andadding,thatifMr——hadoccasionforfivehundredpoundsmore,hewouldlendittohim。HeresolvedtogooutagaintotheEastIndies,andmakehisfortuneanew。Hegotaconsiderableappointment,andIhadsomeintentionofaccompanyinghim。HadI
  thoughtthenasIdonow,Ishouldhavegone:but,atthattime,I
  hadobjectionstoquittingEngland。’
  ItwasaveryremarkablecircumstanceaboutJohnson,whomshallowobservershavesupposedtohavebeenignorantoftheworld,thatveryfewmenhadseengreatervarietyofcharacters;andnonecouldobservethembetter,aswasevidentfromthestrong,yetniceportraitswhichheoftendrew。IhavefrequentlythoughtthatifhehadmadeoutwhattheFrenchcallunecatalogueraisonneeofallthepeoplewhohadpassedunderhisobservation,itwouldhaveaffordedaveryrichfundofinstructionandentertainment。Thesuddennesswithwhichhisaccountsofsomeofthemstartedoutinconversation,wasnotlesspleasingthansurprizing。Irememberheonceobservedtome,’Itiswonderful,Sir,whatistobefoundinLondon。ThemostliteraryconversationthatIeverenjoyed,wasatthetableofJackEllis,amoney-scrivenerbehindtheRoyalExchange,withwhomIatoneperiodusedtodinegenerallyonceaweek。’
  Volumeswouldberequiredtocontainalistofhisnumerousandvariousacquaintance,noneofwhomheeverforgot;andcoulddescribeanddiscriminatethemallwithprecisionandvivacity。Heassociatedwithpersonsthemostwidelydifferentinmanners,abilities,rank,andaccomplishments。HewasatoncethecompanionofthebrilliantColonelForresteroftheGuards,whowroteThePolitePhilosopher,andoftheaukwardanduncouthRobertLevet;ofLordThurlow,andMr。Sastres,theItalianmaster;andhasdinedonedaywiththebeautiful,gay,andfascinatingLadyCraven,andthenextwithgoodMrs。Gardiner,thetallow-chandler,onSnow-
  hill。
  Onmyexpressingmywonderathisdiscoveringsomuchoftheknowledgepeculiartodifferentprofessions,heto]dme,’IlearntwhatIknowoflaw,chieflyfromMr。Ballow,averyableman。I
  learntsome,too,fromChambers;butwasnotsoteachablethen。
  Oneisnotwillingtobetaughtbyayoungman。’WhenIexpressedawishtoknowmoreaboutMr。Ballow,Johnsonsaid,’Sir,Ihaveseenhimbutoncethesetwentyyears。Thetideoflifehasdrivenusdifferentways。’Iwassorryatthetimetohearthis;butwhoeverquitsthecreeksofprivateconnections,andfairlygetsintothegreatoceanofLondon,will,byimperceptibledegrees,unavoidablyexperiencesuchcessationsofacquaintance。
  ’Myknowledgeofphysick,headded,IlearntfromDr。James,whomIhelpedinwritingtheproposalsforhisDictionaryandalsoalittleintheDictionaryitself。IalsolearntfromDr。Lawrence,butwasthengrownmorestubborn。’