Johnsonadvisedmeto-nightnottoREFINEintheeducationofmychildren。’Lifesaidhe,willnotbearrefinement:youmustdoasotherpeopledo。’
AswedrovebacktoAshbourne,Dr。Johnsonrecommendedtome,ashehadoftendone,todrinkwateronly:’Forsaidhe,youarethensurenottogetdrunk;whereasifyoudrinkwineyouareneversure。’Isaid,drinkingwinewasapleasurewhichIwasunwillingtogiveup,’Why,Sir,saidhe,thereisnodoubtthatnottodrinkwineisagreatdeductionfromlife;butitmaybenecessary。’Hehoweverowned,thatinhisopinionafreeuseofwinedidnotshortenlife;andsaid,hewouldnotgivelessforthelifeofacertainScotchLordwhomhenamedcelebratedforharddrinking,thanforthatofasoberman。’Butstay,saidhe,withhisusualintelligence,andaccuracyofenquiry,doesittakemuchwinetomakehimdrunk?’Ianswered,’agreatdealeitherofwineorstrongpunch。’——’Thensaidhe,thatistheworse。’Ipresumetoillustratemyfriend’sobservationthus:’Afortresswhichsoonsurrendershasitswallslessshatteredthanwhenalongandobstinateresistanceismade。’
IventuredtomentionapersonwhowasasviolentaScotsmanashewasanEnglishman;andliterallyhadthesamecontemptforanEnglishmancomparedwithaScotsman,thathehadforaScotsmancomparedwithanEnglishman;andthathewouldsayofDr。Johnson,’Damnedrascal!totalkashedoesoftheScotch。’Thisseemed,foramoment,’togivehimpause。’It,perhaps,presentedhisextremeprejudiceagainsttheScotchinapointofviewsomewhatnewtohim,bytheeffectofCONTRAST。
BythetimewhenwereturnedtoAshbourne,Dr。Taylorwasgonetobed。JohnsonandIsatupalongtimebyourselves。
OnSaturday,September20,afterbreakfast,whenTaylorwasgoneouttohisfarm,Dr。JohnsonandIhadaseriousconversationbyourselvesonmelancholyandmadness。
Weenteredseriouslyuponaquestionofmuchimportancetome,whichJohnsonwaspleasedtoconsiderwithfriendlyattention。I
hadlongcomplainedtohimthatIfeltmyselfdiscontentedinScotland,astoonarrowasphere,andthatIwishedtomakemychiefresidenceinLondon,thegreatsceneofambition,instruction,andamusement:ascene,whichwastome,comparativelyspeaking,aheavenuponearth。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,IneverknewanyonewhohadsuchaGUSTforLondonasyouhave:andIcannotblameyouforyourwishtolivethere:yet,Sir,wereIinyourfather’splace,Ishouldnotconsenttoyoursettlingthere;forI
havetheoldfeudalnotions,andIshouldbeafraidthatAuchinleckwouldbedeserted,asyouwouldsoonfinditmoredesirabletohaveacountry-seatinabetterclimate。’
Isuggestedadoubt,thatifIweretoresideinLondon,theexquisitezestwithwhichIrelisheditinoccasionalvisitsmightgooff,andImightgrowtiredofit。JOHNSON。’Why,Sir,youfindnoman,atallintellectual,whoiswillingtoleaveLondon。
No,Sir,whenamanistiredofLondon,heistiredoflife;forthereisinLondonallthatlifecanafford。’
Hesaid,’AcountrygentlemanshouldbringhisladytovisitLondonassoonashecan,thattheymayhaveagreeabletopicksforconversationwhentheyarebythemselves。’
Wetalkedofemploymentbeingabsolutelynecessarytopreservethemindfromwearyingandgrowingfretful,especiallyinthosewhohaveatendencytomelancholy;andImentionedtohimasayingwhichsomebodyhadrelatedofanAmericansavage,who,whenanEuropeanwasexpatiatingonalltheadvantagesofmoney,putthisquestion:’WillitpurchaseOCCUPATION?’JOHNSON。’Dependuponit,Sir,thissayingistoorefinedforasavage。And,Sir,moneyWILLpurchaseoccupation;itwillpurchasealltheconveniencesoflife;itwillpurchasevarietyofcompany;itwillpurchaseallsortsofentertainment。’
ItalkedtohimofForster’sVoyagetotheSouthSeas,whichpleasedme;butIfoundhedidnotlikeit。’Sir,saidhe,thereisagreataffectationoffinewritinginit。’BOSWELL。’Buthecarriesyoualongwithhim。’JOHNSON。’No,Sir;hedoesnotcarryMEalongwithhim:heleavesmebehindhim:orrather,indeed,hesetsmebeforehim;forhemakesmeturnovermanyleavesatatime。’
OnSunday,September21,wewenttothechurchofAshbourne,whichisoneofthelargestandmostluminousthatIhaveseeninanytownofthesamesize。IfeltgreatsatisfactioninconsideringthatIwassupportedinmyfondnessforsolemnpublickworshipbythegeneralconcurrenceandmunificenceofmankind。
JohnsonandTaylorweresodifferentfromeachother,thatI
wonderedattheirpreservinganintimacy。Theirhavingbeenatschoolandcollegetogether,might,insomedegree,accountforthis;butSirJoshuaReynoldshasfurnishedmewithastrongerreason;forJohnsonmentionedtohim,thathehadbeentoldbyTaylorhewastobehisheir。Ishallnottakeuponmetoanimadvertuponthis;butcertainitis,thatJohnsonpaidgreatattentiontoTaylor。Henow,however,saidtome,’Sir,Ilovehim;butIdonotlovehimmore;myregardforhimdoesnotincrease。AsitissaidintheApocrypha,“histalkisofbullocks:“Idonotsupposeheisveryfondofmycompany。Hishabitsarebynomeanssufficientlyclerical:thisheknowsthatI
see;andnomanlikestoliveundertheeyeofperpetualdisapprobation。’
IhavenodoubtthatagoodmanysermonswerecomposedforTaylorbyJohnson。AtthistimeIfound,uponhistable,apartofonewhichhehadnewlybeguntowrite:andConcioproTayloroappearsinoneofhisdiaries。Whentothesecircumstancesweaddtheinternalevidencefromthepowerofthinkingandstyle,inthecollectionwhichtheReverendMr。Hayeshaspublished,withtheSIGNIFICANTtitleof’SermonsLEFTFORPUBLICATIONbytheReverendJohnTaylor,LL。D。,’ourconvictionwillbecomplete。
I,however,wouldnothaveitthought,thatDr。Taylor,thoughhecouldnotwritelikeJohnson,as,indeed,whocould?didnotsometimescomposesermonsasgoodasthosewhichwegenerallyhavefromveryrespectabledivines。HeshewedmeonewithnotesonthemargininJohnson’shandwriting;andIwaspresentwhenhereadanothertoJohnson,thathemighthavehisopinionofit,andJohnsonsaiditwas’verywell。’These,wemaybesure,werenotJohnson’s;forhewasabovelittlearts,ortricksofdeception。
ImentionedtoJohnsonarespectablepersonofaverystrongmind,whohadlittleofthattendernesswhichiscommontohumannature;
asaninstanceofwhich,whenIsuggestedtohimthatheshouldinvitehisson,whohadbeensettledtenyearsinforeignparts,tocomehomeandpayhimavisit,hisanswerwas,’No,no,lethimmindhisbusiness。JOHNSON。’Idonotagreewithhim,Sir,inthis。Gettingmoneyisnotallaman’sbusiness:tocultivatekindnessisavaluablepartofthebusinessoflife。’
Intheevening,Johnson,beinginverygoodspirits,entertaineduswithseveralcharacteristicalportraits。Iregretthatanyofthemescapedmyretentionanddiligence。Ifound,fromexperience,thattocollectmyfriend’sconversationsoastoexhibititwithanydegreeofitsoriginalflavour,itwasnecessarytowriteitdownwithoutdelay。Torecordhissayings,aftersomedistanceoftime,waslikepreservingorpicklinglong-keptandfadedfruits,orothervegetables,which,wheninthatstate,havelittleornothingoftheirtastewhenfresh。
IshallpresentmyreaderswithaseriesofwhatIgatheredthiseveningfromtheJohnsoniangarden。
’DidwenothearsomuchsaidofJackWilkes,weshouldthinkmorehighlyofhisconversation。Jackhasgreatvarietyoftalk,Jackisascholar,andJackhasthemannersofagentleman。Butafterhearinghisnamesoundedfrompoletopole,asthephoenixofconvivialfelicity,wearedisappointedinhiscompany。HehasalwaysbeenATME:butIwoulddoJackakindness,ratherthannot。
Thecontestisnowover。’
’ColleyCibberonceconsultedmeastooneofhisbirthdayOdes,alongtimebeforeitwaswanted。Iobjectedveryfreelytoseveralpassages。Cibberlostpatience,andwouldnotreadhisOdetoanend。Whenwehaddonewithcriticism,wewalkedovertoRichardson’s,theauthourofClarissaandIwonderedtofindRichardsondispleasedthatI“didnottreatCibberwithmoreRESPECT。“Now,Sir,totalkofRESPECTforaPLAYER!’smilingdisdainfully。BOSWELL。’There,Sir,youarealwaysheretical:
youneverwillallowmerittoaplayer。’JOHNSON。’Merit,Sir!
whatmerit?Doyourespectarope-dancer,oraballad-singer?’
BOSWELL。’No,Sir:butwerespectagreatplayer,asamanwhocanconceiveloftysentiments,andcanexpressthemgracefully。’
JOHNSON。’What,Sir,afellowwhoclapsahumponhisback,andalumponhisleg,andcries“IamRichardtheThird“?Nay,Sir,aballad-singerisahigherman,forhedoestwothings;herepeatsandhesings:thereisbothrecitationandmusickinhisperformance:theplayeronlyrecites。’BOSWELL。’MydearSir!youmayturnanythingintoridicule。Iallow,thataplayeroffarceisnotentitledtorespect;hedoesalittlething:buthewhocanrepresentexaltedcharacters,andtouchthenoblestpassions,hasveryrespectablepowers;andmankindhaveagreedinadmiringgreattalentsforthestage。Wemustconsider,too,thatagreatplayerdoeswhatveryfewarecapabletodo:hisartisaveryrarefaculty。WHOcanrepeatHamlet’ssoliloquy,“Tobe,ornottobe,“
asGarrickdoesit?’JOHNSON。’Anybodymay。Jemmy,thereaboyabouteightyearsold,whowasintheroom,willdoitaswellinaweek。’BOSWELL。’No,no,Sir:andasaproofofthemeritofgreatacting,andofthevaluewhichmankindsetuponit,Garrickhasgotahundredthousandpounds。’JOHNSON。’Isgettingahundredthousandpoundsaproofofexcellence?Thathasbeendonebyascoundrelcommissary。’
Thiswasmostfallaciousreasoning。IwasSURE,foronce,thatI
hadthebestsideoftheargument。Iboldlymaintainedthejustdistinctionbetweenatragedianandameretheatricaldroll;
betweenthosewhorouseourterrourandpity,andthosewhoonlymakeuslaugh。’IfsaidI,BettertonandFooteweretowalkintothisroom,youwouldrespectBettertonmuchmorethanFoote。’
JOHNSON。’IfBettertonweretowalkintothisroomwithFoote,Footewouldsoondrivehimoutofit。Foote,Sir,quatenusFoote,haspowerssuperiourtothemall。’