’Why,Madam,becauseIhavenotthengotthebetterofmybadhumourfromhavingbeenshownthem。Youmustconsider,Madam;
  beforehandtheymaybebad,aswellasgood。Nobodyhasarighttoputanotherundersuchadifficulty,thathemusteitherhurtthepersonbytellingthetruth,orhurthimselfbytellingwhatisnottrue。’BOSWELL。’Amanoftenshewshiswritingstopeopleofeminence,toobtainfromthem,eitherfromtheirgood-nature,orfromtheirnotbeingabletotellthetruthfirmly,acommendation,ofwhichhemayafterwardsavailhimself。’JOHNSON。’Verytrue,Sir。Thereforetheman,whoisaskedbyanauthour,whathethinksofhiswork,isputtothetorture,andisnotobligedtospeakthetruth;sothatwhathesaysisnotconsideredashisopinion;yethehassaidit,andcannotretractit;andthisauthour,whenmankindarehuntinghimwithacannisterathistail,cansay,“I
  wouldnothavepublished,hadnotJohnson,orReynolds,orMusgrave,orsomeothergoodjudge,commendedthework。“YetI
  consideritasaverydifficultquestioninconscience,whetheroneshouldadviseamannottopublishawork,ifprofitbehisobject;
  forthemanmaysay,“Haditnotbeenforyou,Ishouldhavehadthemoney。“Nowyoucannotbesure;foryouhaveonlyyourownopinion,andthepublickmaythinkverydifferently。’SIRJOSHUA
  REYNOLDS。’Youmustuponsuchanoccasionhavetwojudgements;oneastotherealvalueofthework,theotherastowhatmaypleasethegeneraltasteatthetime。’JOHNSON。’ButyoucanbeSUREofneither;andthereforeIshouldscruplemuchtogiveasuppressivevote。BothGoldsmith’scomedieswereoncerefused;hisfirstbyGarrick,hissecondbyColman,whowasprevailedonatlastbymuchsolicitation,nay,akindofforce,tobringiton。HisVicarofWakefieldImyselfdidnotthinkwouldhavehadmuchsuccess。ItwaswrittenandsoldtoabooksellerbeforehisTraveller;butpublishedafter;solittleexpectationhadthebooksellerfromit。
  HaditbeensoldaftertheTravellerhemighthavehadtwiceasmuchmoneyforit,thoughsixtyguineaswasnomeanprice。ThebooksellerhadtheadvantageofGoldsmith’sreputationfromTheTravellerinthesale,thoughGoldsmithhaditnotinsellingthecopy。’SIRJOSHUAREYNOLDS。’TheBeggar’sOperaaffordsaproofhowstrangelypeoplewilldifferinopinionaboutaliteraryperformance。Burkethinksithasnomerit。’JOHNSON。’Itwasrefusedbyoneofthehouses;butIshouldhavethoughtitwouldsucceed,notfromanygreatexcellenceinthewriting,butfromthenovelty,andthegeneralspiritandgaietyofthepiece,whichkeepstheaudiencealwaysattentive,anddismissesthemingoodhumour。’
  Wewenttothedrawing-room,wherewasaconsiderableincreaseofcompany。SeveralofusgotroundDr。Johnson,andcomplainedthathewouldnotgiveusanexactcatalogueofhisworks,thattheremightbeacompleteedition。Hesmiled,andevadedourentreaties。
  Thatheintendedtodoit,Ihavenodoubt,becauseIhaveheardhimsayso;andIhaveinmypossessionanimperfectlist,fairlywrittenout,whichheentitlesHistoriaStudiorum。Ioncegotfromoneofhisfriendsalist,whichtherewasprettygoodreasontosupposewasaccurate,foritwaswrittendowninhispresencebythisfriend,whoenumeratedeacharticlealoud,andhadsomeofthemmentionedtohimbyMr。Levett,inconcertwithwhomitwasmadeout;andJohnson,whoheardallthis,didnotcontradictit。
  ButwhenIshewedacopyofthislisttohim,andmentionedtheevidenceforitsexactness,helaughed,andsaid,’Iwaswillingtoletthemgoonastheypleased,andneverinterfered。’UponwhichIreadittohim,articlebyarticle,andgothimpositivelytoownorrefuse;andthen,havingobtainedcertaintysofar,Igotsomeotherarticlesconfirmedbyhimdirectly;andafterwards,fromtimetotime,madeadditionsunderhissanction。
  TheconversationhavingturnedonBon-Mots,bequoted,fromoneoftheAna,anexquisiteinstanceofflatteryinamaidofhonourinFrance,whobeingaskedbytheQueenwhato’clockitwas,answered,’WhatyourMajestypleases。’HeadmittedthatMr。Burke’sclassicalpunuponMr。Wilkes’sbeingcarriedontheshouldersofthemob,——
  ’——NumerisqueferturLegesolutus,’
  wasadmirable;andthoughhewasstrangelyunwillingtoallowtothatextraordinarymanthetalentofwit,healsolaughedwithapprobationatanotherofhisplayfulconceits;whichwas,that’Horacehasinonelinegivenadescriptionofagooddesirablemanour:——
  “Estmodusinrebus,suntcertideniquefines;“
  thatistosay,amodusastothetithesandcertainfines。’
  Heobserved,’Amancannotwithproprietyspeakofhimself,exceptherelatessimplefacts;as,“IwasatRichmond:“orwhatdependsonmensuration;as,“Iamsixfeethigh。“HeissurehehasbeenatRichmond;heissureheissixfeethigh:buthecannotbesureheiswise,orthathehasanyotherexcellence。Then,allcensureofaman’sselfisobliquepraise。Itisinordertoshewhowmuchhecanspare。Ithasalltheinvidiousnessofself-praise,andallthereproachoffalsehood。’
  OnTuesday,April28,hewasengagedtodineatGeneralPaoli’s,where,asIhavealreadyobserved,Iwasstillentertainedineleganthospitality,andwithalltheeaseandcomfortofahome。
  Icalledonhim,andaccompaniedhiminahackney-coach。WestoppedfirstatthebottomofHedgelane,intowhichhewenttoleavealetter,’withgoodnewsforapoormanindistress,’ashetoldme。Ididnotquestionhimparticularlyastothis。HehimselfoftenresembledLadyBolingbroke’sLivelydescriptionofPope;that’hewasunpolitiqueauxchouxetauxraves。’Hewouldsay,’Idineto-dayinGrosvenor-square;’thismightbewithaDuke:or,perhaps,’Idineto-dayattheotherendofthetown:’
  or,’Agentlemanofgreateminencecalledonmeyesterday。’Helovedthustokeepthingsfloatinginconjecture:Omneignotumpromagnificoest。IbelieveIventuredtodissipatethecloud,tounveilthemystery,morefreelyandfrequentlythananyofhisfriends。WestoppedagainatWirgman’s,thewell-knowntoy-shop,inSt。James’s-street,atthecornerofSt。James’s-place,towhichhehadbeendirected,butnotclearly,forhesearchedaboutsometime,andcouldnotfinditatfirst;andsaid,’TodirectoneonlytoacornershopisTOYINGwithone。’Isupposehemeantthisasaplayuponthewordtoy:itwasthefirsttimethatIknewhimstooptosuchsport。Afterhehadbeensometimeintheshop,hesentformetocomeoutofthecoach,andhelphimtochooseapairofsilverbuckles,asthosehehadweretoosmall。ProbablythisalterationindresshadbeensuggestedbyMrs。Thrale,byassociatingwithwhom,hisexternalappearancewasmuchimproved。
  Hegotbettercloaths;andthedarkcolour,fromwhichheneverdeviated,wasenlivenedbymetalbuttons。Hiswigs,too,weremuchbetter;andduringtheirtravelsinFrance,hewasfurnishedwithaParis-madewig,ofhandsomeconstruction。Thischoosingofsilverbuckleswasanegociation:’Sir,saidhe,Iwillnothavetheridiculouslargeonesnowinfashion;andIwillgivenomorethanaguineaforapair。’SuchwerethePRINCIPLESofthebusiness;
  and,aftersomeexamination,hewasfitted。Aswedrovealong,I
  foundhiminatalkinghumour,ofwhichIavailedmyself。BOSWELL。
  ’IwasthismorninginRidley’sshop,Sir;andwastold,thatthecollectioncalledJohnsonianahassoldverymuch。’JOHNSON。’YettheJourneytotheHebrideshasnothadagreatsale。’BOSWELL。
  ’Thatisstrange。’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir;forinthatbookIhavetoldtheworldagreatdealthattheydidnotknowbefore。’
  BOSWELL。’Idrankchocolate,Sir,thismorningwithMr。Eld;and,tomynosmallsurprize,foundhimtobeaStaffordshireWhig,abeingwhichIdidnotbelievehadexisted。’JOHNSON。’Sir,therearerascalsinallcountries。’BOSWELL。’Eldsaid,aTorywasacreaturegeneratedbetweenanon-juringparsonandone’sgrandmother。’JOHNSON。’AndIhavealwayssaid,thefirstWhigwastheDevil。’BOSWELL。’Hecertainlywas,Sir。TheDevilwasimpatientofsubordination;hewasthefirstwhoresistedpower:——
  “BettertoreigninHell,thanserveinHeaven。“’
  AtGeneralPaoli’swereSirJoshuaReynolds,Mr。Langton,MarcheseGherardiofLombardy,andMr。JohnSpottiswoodetheyounger,ofSpottiswoode,thesolicitor。
  Wetalkedofdrinkingwine。JOHNSON。’IrequirewineonlywhenI
  amalone。Ihavethenoftenwishedforit,andoftentakenit。’
  SPOTTISWOODE。’What,bywayofacompanion,Sir?’JOHNSON。’Togetridofmyself,tosendmyselfaway。Winegivesgreatpleasure;
  andeverypleasureisofitselfagood。Itisagood,unlesscounterbalancedbyevil。Amanmayhaveastrongreasonnottodrinkwine;andthatmaybegreaterthanthepleasure。Winemakesamanbetterpleasedwithhimself。Idonotsaythatitmakeshimmorepleasingtoothers。Sometimesitdoes。Butthedangeris,thatwhileamangrowsbetterpleasedwithhimself,hemaybegrowinglesspleasingtoothers。Winegivesamannothing。Itneithergiveshimknowledgenorwit;itonlyanimatesaman,andenableshimtobringoutwhatadreadofthecompanyhadrepressed。
  Itonlyputsinmotionwhathasbeenlockedupinfrost。Butthismaybegood,oritmaybebad。’SPOTTISWOODE。’So,Sir,wineisakeywhichopensabox;butthisboxmaybeeitherfullorempty。’
  JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,conversationisthekey:wineisapick-lock,whichforcesopentheboxandinjuresit。Amanshouldcultivatehismindsoastohavethatconfidenceandreadinesswithoutwine,whichwinegives。’BOSWELL。’Thegreatdifficultyofresistingwineisfrombenevolence。Forinstance,agoodworthymanasksyoutotastehiswine,whichhehashadtwentyyearsinhiscellar。’
  JOHNSON。’Sir,allthisnotionaboutbenevolencearisesfromaman’simagininghimselftobeofmoreimportancetoothers,thanhereallyis。Theydon’tcareafarthingwhetherhedrinkswineornot。’SIRJOSHUAREYNOLDS。’Yes,theydoforthetime。’JOHNSON。
  ’Forthetime!——Iftheycarethisminute,theyforgetitthenext。
  Andasforthegoodworthyman;howdoyouknowheisgoodandworthy?Nogoodandworthymanwillinsistuponanotherman’sdrinkingwine。Astothewinetwentyyearsinthecellar,——oftenmen,threesaythis,merelybecausetheymustsaysomething;——threearetellingalie,whentheysaytheyhavehadthewinetwentyyears;——threewouldrathersavethewine;——one,perhaps,cares。I
  allowitissomethingtopleaseone’scompany:andpeoplearealwayspleasedwiththosewhopartakepleasurewiththem。Butafteramanhasbroughthimselftorelinquishthegreatpersonalpleasurewhicharisesfromdrinkingwine,anyotherconsiderationisatrifle。Topleaseothersbydrinkingwine,issomethingonly,iftherebenothingagainstit。Ishould,however,besorrytooffendworthymen: