’Why,Madam,becauseIhavenotthengotthebetterofmybadhumourfromhavingbeenshownthem。Youmustconsider,Madam;
beforehandtheymaybebad,aswellasgood。Nobodyhasarighttoputanotherundersuchadifficulty,thathemusteitherhurtthepersonbytellingthetruth,orhurthimselfbytellingwhatisnottrue。’BOSWELL。’Amanoftenshewshiswritingstopeopleofeminence,toobtainfromthem,eitherfromtheirgood-nature,orfromtheirnotbeingabletotellthetruthfirmly,acommendation,ofwhichhemayafterwardsavailhimself。’JOHNSON。’Verytrue,Sir。Thereforetheman,whoisaskedbyanauthour,whathethinksofhiswork,isputtothetorture,andisnotobligedtospeakthetruth;sothatwhathesaysisnotconsideredashisopinion;yethehassaidit,andcannotretractit;andthisauthour,whenmankindarehuntinghimwithacannisterathistail,cansay,“I
wouldnothavepublished,hadnotJohnson,orReynolds,orMusgrave,orsomeothergoodjudge,commendedthework。“YetI
consideritasaverydifficultquestioninconscience,whetheroneshouldadviseamannottopublishawork,ifprofitbehisobject;
forthemanmaysay,“Haditnotbeenforyou,Ishouldhavehadthemoney。“Nowyoucannotbesure;foryouhaveonlyyourownopinion,andthepublickmaythinkverydifferently。’SIRJOSHUA
REYNOLDS。’Youmustuponsuchanoccasionhavetwojudgements;oneastotherealvalueofthework,theotherastowhatmaypleasethegeneraltasteatthetime。’JOHNSON。’ButyoucanbeSUREofneither;andthereforeIshouldscruplemuchtogiveasuppressivevote。BothGoldsmith’scomedieswereoncerefused;hisfirstbyGarrick,hissecondbyColman,whowasprevailedonatlastbymuchsolicitation,nay,akindofforce,tobringiton。HisVicarofWakefieldImyselfdidnotthinkwouldhavehadmuchsuccess。ItwaswrittenandsoldtoabooksellerbeforehisTraveller;butpublishedafter;solittleexpectationhadthebooksellerfromit。
HaditbeensoldaftertheTravellerhemighthavehadtwiceasmuchmoneyforit,thoughsixtyguineaswasnomeanprice。ThebooksellerhadtheadvantageofGoldsmith’sreputationfromTheTravellerinthesale,thoughGoldsmithhaditnotinsellingthecopy。’SIRJOSHUAREYNOLDS。’TheBeggar’sOperaaffordsaproofhowstrangelypeoplewilldifferinopinionaboutaliteraryperformance。Burkethinksithasnomerit。’JOHNSON。’Itwasrefusedbyoneofthehouses;butIshouldhavethoughtitwouldsucceed,notfromanygreatexcellenceinthewriting,butfromthenovelty,andthegeneralspiritandgaietyofthepiece,whichkeepstheaudiencealwaysattentive,anddismissesthemingoodhumour。’
Wewenttothedrawing-room,wherewasaconsiderableincreaseofcompany。SeveralofusgotroundDr。Johnson,andcomplainedthathewouldnotgiveusanexactcatalogueofhisworks,thattheremightbeacompleteedition。Hesmiled,andevadedourentreaties。
Thatheintendedtodoit,Ihavenodoubt,becauseIhaveheardhimsayso;andIhaveinmypossessionanimperfectlist,fairlywrittenout,whichheentitlesHistoriaStudiorum。Ioncegotfromoneofhisfriendsalist,whichtherewasprettygoodreasontosupposewasaccurate,foritwaswrittendowninhispresencebythisfriend,whoenumeratedeacharticlealoud,andhadsomeofthemmentionedtohimbyMr。Levett,inconcertwithwhomitwasmadeout;andJohnson,whoheardallthis,didnotcontradictit。
ButwhenIshewedacopyofthislisttohim,andmentionedtheevidenceforitsexactness,helaughed,andsaid,’Iwaswillingtoletthemgoonastheypleased,andneverinterfered。’UponwhichIreadittohim,articlebyarticle,andgothimpositivelytoownorrefuse;andthen,havingobtainedcertaintysofar,Igotsomeotherarticlesconfirmedbyhimdirectly;andafterwards,fromtimetotime,madeadditionsunderhissanction。
TheconversationhavingturnedonBon-Mots,bequoted,fromoneoftheAna,anexquisiteinstanceofflatteryinamaidofhonourinFrance,whobeingaskedbytheQueenwhato’clockitwas,answered,’WhatyourMajestypleases。’HeadmittedthatMr。Burke’sclassicalpunuponMr。Wilkes’sbeingcarriedontheshouldersofthemob,——
’——NumerisqueferturLegesolutus,’
wasadmirable;andthoughhewasstrangelyunwillingtoallowtothatextraordinarymanthetalentofwit,healsolaughedwithapprobationatanotherofhisplayfulconceits;whichwas,that’Horacehasinonelinegivenadescriptionofagooddesirablemanour:——
“Estmodusinrebus,suntcertideniquefines;“
thatistosay,amodusastothetithesandcertainfines。’
Heobserved,’Amancannotwithproprietyspeakofhimself,exceptherelatessimplefacts;as,“IwasatRichmond:“orwhatdependsonmensuration;as,“Iamsixfeethigh。“HeissurehehasbeenatRichmond;heissureheissixfeethigh:buthecannotbesureheiswise,orthathehasanyotherexcellence。Then,allcensureofaman’sselfisobliquepraise。Itisinordertoshewhowmuchhecanspare。Ithasalltheinvidiousnessofself-praise,andallthereproachoffalsehood。’
OnTuesday,April28,hewasengagedtodineatGeneralPaoli’s,where,asIhavealreadyobserved,Iwasstillentertainedineleganthospitality,andwithalltheeaseandcomfortofahome。
Icalledonhim,andaccompaniedhiminahackney-coach。WestoppedfirstatthebottomofHedgelane,intowhichhewenttoleavealetter,’withgoodnewsforapoormanindistress,’ashetoldme。Ididnotquestionhimparticularlyastothis。HehimselfoftenresembledLadyBolingbroke’sLivelydescriptionofPope;that’hewasunpolitiqueauxchouxetauxraves。’Hewouldsay,’Idineto-dayinGrosvenor-square;’thismightbewithaDuke:or,perhaps,’Idineto-dayattheotherendofthetown:’
or,’Agentlemanofgreateminencecalledonmeyesterday。’Helovedthustokeepthingsfloatinginconjecture:Omneignotumpromagnificoest。IbelieveIventuredtodissipatethecloud,tounveilthemystery,morefreelyandfrequentlythananyofhisfriends。WestoppedagainatWirgman’s,thewell-knowntoy-shop,inSt。James’s-street,atthecornerofSt。James’s-place,towhichhehadbeendirected,butnotclearly,forhesearchedaboutsometime,andcouldnotfinditatfirst;andsaid,’TodirectoneonlytoacornershopisTOYINGwithone。’Isupposehemeantthisasaplayuponthewordtoy:itwasthefirsttimethatIknewhimstooptosuchsport。Afterhehadbeensometimeintheshop,hesentformetocomeoutofthecoach,andhelphimtochooseapairofsilverbuckles,asthosehehadweretoosmall。ProbablythisalterationindresshadbeensuggestedbyMrs。Thrale,byassociatingwithwhom,hisexternalappearancewasmuchimproved。
Hegotbettercloaths;andthedarkcolour,fromwhichheneverdeviated,wasenlivenedbymetalbuttons。Hiswigs,too,weremuchbetter;andduringtheirtravelsinFrance,hewasfurnishedwithaParis-madewig,ofhandsomeconstruction。Thischoosingofsilverbuckleswasanegociation:’Sir,saidhe,Iwillnothavetheridiculouslargeonesnowinfashion;andIwillgivenomorethanaguineaforapair。’SuchwerethePRINCIPLESofthebusiness;
and,aftersomeexamination,hewasfitted。Aswedrovealong,I
foundhiminatalkinghumour,ofwhichIavailedmyself。BOSWELL。
’IwasthismorninginRidley’sshop,Sir;andwastold,thatthecollectioncalledJohnsonianahassoldverymuch。’JOHNSON。’YettheJourneytotheHebrideshasnothadagreatsale。’BOSWELL。
’Thatisstrange。’JOHNSON。’Yes,Sir;forinthatbookIhavetoldtheworldagreatdealthattheydidnotknowbefore。’
BOSWELL。’Idrankchocolate,Sir,thismorningwithMr。Eld;and,tomynosmallsurprize,foundhimtobeaStaffordshireWhig,abeingwhichIdidnotbelievehadexisted。’JOHNSON。’Sir,therearerascalsinallcountries。’BOSWELL。’Eldsaid,aTorywasacreaturegeneratedbetweenanon-juringparsonandone’sgrandmother。’JOHNSON。’AndIhavealwayssaid,thefirstWhigwastheDevil。’BOSWELL。’Hecertainlywas,Sir。TheDevilwasimpatientofsubordination;hewasthefirstwhoresistedpower:——
“BettertoreigninHell,thanserveinHeaven。“’
AtGeneralPaoli’swereSirJoshuaReynolds,Mr。Langton,MarcheseGherardiofLombardy,andMr。JohnSpottiswoodetheyounger,ofSpottiswoode,thesolicitor。
Wetalkedofdrinkingwine。JOHNSON。’IrequirewineonlywhenI
amalone。Ihavethenoftenwishedforit,andoftentakenit。’
SPOTTISWOODE。’What,bywayofacompanion,Sir?’JOHNSON。’Togetridofmyself,tosendmyselfaway。Winegivesgreatpleasure;
andeverypleasureisofitselfagood。Itisagood,unlesscounterbalancedbyevil。Amanmayhaveastrongreasonnottodrinkwine;andthatmaybegreaterthanthepleasure。Winemakesamanbetterpleasedwithhimself。Idonotsaythatitmakeshimmorepleasingtoothers。Sometimesitdoes。Butthedangeris,thatwhileamangrowsbetterpleasedwithhimself,hemaybegrowinglesspleasingtoothers。Winegivesamannothing。Itneithergiveshimknowledgenorwit;itonlyanimatesaman,andenableshimtobringoutwhatadreadofthecompanyhadrepressed。
Itonlyputsinmotionwhathasbeenlockedupinfrost。Butthismaybegood,oritmaybebad。’SPOTTISWOODE。’So,Sir,wineisakeywhichopensabox;butthisboxmaybeeitherfullorempty。’
JOHNSON。’Nay,Sir,conversationisthekey:wineisapick-lock,whichforcesopentheboxandinjuresit。Amanshouldcultivatehismindsoastohavethatconfidenceandreadinesswithoutwine,whichwinegives。’BOSWELL。’Thegreatdifficultyofresistingwineisfrombenevolence。Forinstance,agoodworthymanasksyoutotastehiswine,whichhehashadtwentyyearsinhiscellar。’
JOHNSON。’Sir,allthisnotionaboutbenevolencearisesfromaman’simagininghimselftobeofmoreimportancetoothers,thanhereallyis。Theydon’tcareafarthingwhetherhedrinkswineornot。’SIRJOSHUAREYNOLDS。’Yes,theydoforthetime。’JOHNSON。
’Forthetime!——Iftheycarethisminute,theyforgetitthenext。
Andasforthegoodworthyman;howdoyouknowheisgoodandworthy?Nogoodandworthymanwillinsistuponanotherman’sdrinkingwine。Astothewinetwentyyearsinthecellar,——oftenmen,threesaythis,merelybecausetheymustsaysomething;——threearetellingalie,whentheysaytheyhavehadthewinetwentyyears;——threewouldrathersavethewine;——one,perhaps,cares。I
allowitissomethingtopleaseone’scompany:andpeoplearealwayspleasedwiththosewhopartakepleasurewiththem。Butafteramanhasbroughthimselftorelinquishthegreatpersonalpleasurewhicharisesfromdrinkingwine,anyotherconsiderationisatrifle。Topleaseothersbydrinkingwine,issomethingonly,iftherebenothingagainstit。Ishould,however,besorrytooffendworthymen: