’Ihearyouareacquainted,MrSparkler,’saidhishostatdinner,’with——ha——MrGowan。MrHenryGowan?’
  ’Perfectly,sir,’returnedMrSparkler。’Hismotherandmymotherarecroniesinfact。’
  ’IfIhadthoughtofit,Amy,’saidMrDorrit,withapatronageasmagnificentasthatofLordDecimushimself,’youshouldhavedespatchedanotetothem,askingthemtodineto-day。Someofourpeoplecouldhave——ha——fetchedthem,andtakenthemhome。Wecouldhavespareda——hum——gondolaforthatpurpose。Iamsorrytohaveforgottenthis。Prayremindmeofthemto-morrow。’
  LittleDorritwasnotwithoutdoubtshowMrHenryGowanmighttaketheirpatronage;butshepromisednottofailinthereminder。
  ’Pray,doesMrHenryGowanpaint——ha——Portraits?’inquiredMrDorrit。
  MrSparkleropinedthathepaintedanything,ifhecouldgetthejob。
  ’Hehasnoparticularwalk?’saidMrDorrit。
  MrSparkler,stimulatedbyLovetobrilliancy,repliedthatforaparticularwalkamanoughttohaveaparticularpairofshoes;as,forexample,shooting,shooting-shoes;cricket,cricket-shoes。
  Whereas,hebelievedthatHenryGowanhadnoparticularpairofshoes。
  ’Nospeciality?’saidMrDorrit。
  ThisbeingaverylongwordforMrSparkler,andhismindbeingexhaustedbyhislateeffort,hereplied,’No,thankyou。Iseldomtakeit。’
  ’Well!’saidMrDorrit。’Itwouldbeveryagreeabletometopresentagentlemansoconnected,withsome——ha——Testimonialofmydesiretofurtherhisinterests,anddevelopthe——hum——germsofhisgenius。IthinkImustengageMrGowantopaintmypicture。Iftheresultshouldbe——ha——mutuallysatisfactory,Imightafterwardsengagehimtotryhishanduponmyfamily。’
  TheexquisitelyboldandoriginalthoughtpresenteditselftoMrSparkler,thattherewasanopeninghereforsayingthereweresomeofthefamilyemphasising’some’inamarkedmannertowhomnopaintercouldrenderjustice。But,forwantofaformofwordsinwhichtoexpresstheidea,itreturnedtotheskies。
  ThiswasthemoretoberegrettedasMissFannygreatlyapplaudedthenotionoftheportrait,andurgedherpapatoactuponit。Shesurmised,shesaid,thatMrGowanhadlostbetterandhigheropportunitiesbymarryinghisprettywife;andLoveinacottage,paintingpicturesfordinner,wassodelightfullyinteresting,thatshebeggedherpapatogivehimthecommissionwhetherhecouldpaintalikenessornot:thoughindeedbothsheandAmyknewhecould,fromhavingseenaspeakinglikenessonhiseaselthatday,andhavinghadtheopportunityofcomparingitwiththeoriginal。
  TheseremarksmadeMrSparklerasperhapstheywereintendedtodonearlydistracted;forwhileontheonehandtheyexpressedMissFanny’ssusceptibilityofthetenderpassion,sheherselfshowedsuchaninnocentunconsciousnessofhisadmirationthathiseyesgoggledinhisheadwithjealousyofanunknownrival。
  Descendingintotheseaagainafterdinner,andascendingoutofitattheOperastaircase,precededbyoneoftheirgondoliers,likeanattendantMerman,withagreatlinenlantern,theyenteredtheirbox,andMrSparklerenteredonaneveningofagony。Thetheatrebeingdark,andtheboxlight,severalvisitorsloungedinduringtherepresentation;inwhomFannywassointerested,andinconversationwithwhomshefellintosuchcharmingattitudes,asshehadlittleconfidenceswiththem,andlittledisputesconcerningtheidentityofpeopleindistantboxes,thatthewretchedSparklerhatedallmankind。Buthehadtwoconsolationsatthecloseoftheperformance。Shegavehimherfantoholdwhilesheadjustedhercloak,anditwashisblessedprivilegetogiveherhisarmdown-stairsagain。Thesecrumbsofencouragement,MrSparklerthought,wouldjustkeephimgoing;anditisnotimpossiblethatMissDorritthoughtsotoo。
  TheMermanwithhislightwasreadyatthebox-door,andotherMermenwithotherlightswerereadyatmanyofthedoors。TheDorritMermanheldhislanternlow,toshowthesteps,andMrSparklerputonanotherheavysetoffettersoverhisformerset,ashewatchedherradiantfeettwinklingdownthestairsbesidehim。Amongtheloiterershere,wasBlandoisofParis。Hespoke,andmovedforwardbesideFanny。
  LittleDorritwasinfrontwithherbrotherandMrsGeneralMrDorrithadremainedathome,butonthebrinkofthequaytheyallcametogether。ShestartedagaintofindBlandoisclosetoher,handingFannyintotheboat。
  ’Gowanhashadaloss,’hesaid,’sincehewasmadehappyto-daybyavisitfromfairladies。’
  ’Aloss?’repeatedFanny,relinquishedbythebereavedSparkler,andtakingherseat。
  ’Aloss,’saidBlandois。’HisdogLion。’
  LittleDorrit’shandwasinhis,ashespoke。
  ’Heisdead,’saidBlandois。
  ’Dead?’echoedLittleDorrit。’Thatnobledog?’
  ’Faith,dearladies!’saidBlandois,smilingandshrugginghisshoulders,’somebodyhaspoisonedthatnobledog。HeisasdeadastheDoges!’
  Mostly,PrunesandPrismMrsGeneral,alwaysonhercoach-boxkeepingtheproprietieswelltogether,tookpainstoformasurfaceonherverydearyoungfriend,andMrsGeneral’sverydearyoungfriendtriedhardtoreceiveit。Hardasshehadtriedinherlaboriouslifetoattainmanyends,shehadnevertriedharderthanshedidnow,tobevarnishedbyMrsGeneral。Itmadeheranxiousandillateasetobeoperateduponbythatsmoothinghand,itistrue;butshesubmittedherselftothefamilywantinitsgreatnessasshehadsubmittedherselftothefamilywantinitslittleness,andyieldedtoherowninclinationsinthisthingnomorethanshehadyieldedtoherhungeritself,inthedayswhenshehadsavedherdinnerthatherfathermighthavehissupper。
  OnecomfortthatshehadundertheOrdealbyGeneralwasmoresustainingtoher,andmadehermoregratefulthantoalessdevotedandaffectionatespirit,nothabituatedtoherstrugglesandsacrifices,mightappearquitereasonable;and,indeed,itmayoftenbeobservedinlife,thatspiritslikeLittleDorritdonotappeartoreasonhalfascarefullyasthefolkswhogetthebetterofthem。ThecontinuedkindnessofhersisterwasthiscomforttoLittleDorrit。Itwasnothingtoherthatthekindnesstooktheformoftolerantpatronage;shewasusedtothat。Itwasnothingtoherthatitkeptherinatributaryposition,andshowedherinattendanceontheflamingcarinwhichMissFannysatonanelevatedseat,exactinghomage;shesoughtnobetterplace。AlwaysadmiringFanny’sbeauty,andgrace,andreadiness,andnotnowaskingherselfhowmuchofherdispositiontobestronglyattachedtoFannywasduetoherownheart,andhowmuchtoFanny’s,shegaveherallthesisterlyfondnesshergreatheartcontained。
  ThewholesaleamountofPrunesandPrismwhichMrsGeneralinfusedintothefamilylife,combinedwiththeperpetualplungesmadebyFannyintosociety,leftbutaverysmallresidueofanynaturaldepositatthebottomofthemixture。ThisrenderedconfidenceswithFannydoublyprecioustoLittleDorrit,andheightenedtherelieftheyaffordedher。
  ’Amy,’saidFannytoheronenightwhentheywerealone,afteradaysotiringthatLittleDorritwasquitewornout,thoughFannywouldhavetakenanotherdipintosocietywiththegreatestpleasureinlife,’Iamgoingtoputsomethingintoyourlittlehead。Youwon’tguesswhatitis,Isuspect。’
  ’Idon’tthinkthat’slikely,dear,’saidLittleDorrit。
  ’Come,I’llgiveyouaclue,child,’saidFanny。’MrsGeneral。’
  PrunesandPrism,inathousandcombinations,havingbeenwearilyintheascendantallday——everythinghavingbeensurfaceandvarnishandshowwithoutsubstance——LittleDorritlookedasifshehadhopedthatMrsGeneralwassafelytuckedupinbedforsomehours。
  ’Now,canyouguess,Amy?’saidFanny。
  ’No,dear。UnlessIhavedoneanything,’saidLittleDorrit,ratheralarmed,andmeaninganythingcalculatedtocrackvarnishandrufflesurface。
  Fannywassoverymuchamusedbythemisgiving,thatshetookupherfavouritefanbeingthenseatedatherdressing-tablewithherarmouryofcruelinstrumentsabouther,mostofthemreekingfromtheheartofSparkler,andtappedhersisterfrequentlyonthenosewithit,laughingallthetime。
  ’Oh,ourAmy,ourAmy!’saidFanny。’WhatatimidlittlegooseourAmyis!Butthisisnothingtolaughat。Onthecontrary,Iamverycross,mydear。’
  ’Asitisnotwithme,Fanny,Idon’tmind,’returnedhersister,smiling。
  ’Ah!ButIdomind,’saidFanny,’andsowillyou,Pet,whenI
  enlightenyou。Amy,hasitneverstruckyouthatsomebodyismonstrouslypolitetoMrsGeneral?’
  ’EverybodyispolitetoMrsGeneral,’saidLittleDorrit。
  ’Because——’
  ’Becauseshefreezesthemintoit?’interruptedFanny。’Idon’tmeanthat;quitedifferentfromthat。Come!Hasitneverstruckyou,Amy,thatPaismonstrouslypolitetoMrsGeneral。’
  Amy,murmuring’No,’lookedquiteconfounded。
  ’No;Idaresaynot。Butheis,’saidFanny。’Heis,Amy。Andremembermywords。MrsGeneralhasdesignsonPa!’
  ’DearFanny,doyouthinkitpossiblethatMrsGeneralhasdesignsonanyone?’
  ’DoIthinkitpossible?’retortedFanny。’Mylove,Iknowit。I
  tellyoushehasdesignsonPa。Andmorethanthat,ItellyouPaconsidershersuchawonder,suchaparagonofaccomplishment,andsuchanacquisitiontoourfamily,thatheisreadytogethimselfintoastateofperfectinfatuationwithheratanymoment。Andthatopensaprettypictureofthings,Ihope?ThinkofmewithMrsGeneralforaMama!’
  LittleDorritdidnotreply,’ThinkofmewithMrsGeneralforaMama;’butshelookedanxious,andseriouslyinquiredwhathadledFannytotheseconclusions。
  ’Lord,mydarling,’saidFanny,tartly。’YoumightaswellaskmehowIknowwhenamanisstruckwithmyself!But,ofcourseIdoknow。Ithappensprettyoften:butIalwaysknowit。Iknowthisinmuchthesameway,Isuppose。Atallevents,Iknowit。’
  ’YouneverheardPapasayanything?’
  ’Sayanything?’repeatedFanny。’Mydearest,darlingchild,whatnecessityhashehad,yetawhile,tosayanything?’
  ’AndyouhaveneverheardMrsGeneralsayanything?’
  ’Mygoodnessme,Amy,’returnedFanny,’isshethesortofwomantosayanything?Isn’titperfectlyplainandclearthatshehasnothingtodoatpresentbuttoholdherselfupright,keepheraggravatinggloveson,andgosweepingabout?Sayanything!Ifshehadtheaceoftrumpsinherhandatwhist,shewouldn’tsayanything,child。Itwouldcomeoutwhensheplayedit。’
  ’Atleast,youmaybemistaken,Fanny。Now,mayyounot?’
  ’Oyes,IMAYbe,’saidFanny,’butIamnot。However,Iamgladyoucancontemplatesuchanescape,mydear,andIamgladthatyoucantakethisforthepresentwithsufficientcoolnesstothinkofsuchachance。Itmakesmehopethatyoumaybeabletobeartheconnection。Ishouldnotbeabletobearit,andIshouldnottry。