Inhisepistolarycommunication,asinhisdialoguesanddiscoursesonthegreatquestiontowhichitrelated,MrDorritsurroundedthesubjectwithflourishes,aswriting-mastersembellishcopy-booksandciphering-books:wherethetitlesoftheelementaryrulesofarithmeticdivergeintoswans,eagles,griffins,andothercalligraphicrecreations,andwherethecapitallettersgooutoftheirmindsandbodiesintoecstasiesofpenandink。
Nevertheless,hedidrenderthepurportofhislettersufficientlyclear,toenableMrMerdletomakeadecentpretenceofhavinglearntitfromthatsource。MrMerdlerepliedtoitaccordingly。
MrDorritrepliedtoMrMerdle;MrMerdlerepliedtoMrDorrit;anditwassoonannouncedthatthecorrespondingpowershadcometoasatisfactoryunderstanding。
Now,andnotbefore,MissFannyburstuponthescene,completelyarrayedforhernewpart。Nowandnotbefore,shewhollyabsorbedMrSparklerinherlight,andshoneforboth,andtwentymore。Nolongerfeelingthatwantofadefinedplaceandcharacterwhichhadcausedhersomuchtrouble,thisfairshipbegantosteersteadilyonashapedcourse,andtoswimwithaweightandbalancethatdevelopedhersailingqualities。
’Thepreliminariesbeingsosatisfactorilyarranged,IthinkIwillnow,mydear,’saidMrDorrit,’announce——ha——formally,toMrsGeneral——’
’Papa,’returnedFanny,takinghimupshortuponthatname,’I
don’tseewhatMrsGeneralhasgottodowithit。’
’Mydear,’saidMrDorrit,’itwillbeanactofcourtesyto——hum——
alady,wellbredandrefined——’
’Oh!IamsickofMrsGeneral’sgoodbreedingandrefinement,papa,’saidFanny。’IamtiredofMrsGeneral。’
’Tired,’repeatedMrDorritinreproachfulastonishment,’of——ha——
MrsGeneral。’
’Quitedisgustedwithher,papa,’saidFanny。’Ireallydon’tseewhatshehastodowithmymarriage。Letherkeeptoherownmatrimonialprojects——ifshehasany。’
’Fanny,’returnedMrDorrit,withagraveandweightyslownessuponhim,contrastingstronglywithhisdaughter’slevity:’Ibegthefavourofyourexplaining——ha——whatitisyoumean。’
’Imean,papa,’saidFanny,’thatifMrsGeneralshouldhappentohaveanymatrimonialprojectsofherown,Idaresaytheyarequiteenoughtooccupyhersparetime。Andthatifshehasnot,somuchthebetter;butstillIdon’twishtohavethehonourofmakingannouncementstoher。’
’Permitmetoaskyou,Fanny,’saidMrDorrit,’whynot?’
’Becauseshecanfindmyengagementoutforherself,papa,’
retortedFanny。’Sheiswatchfulenough,Idaresay。IthinkI
haveseenherso。Letherfinditoutforherself。Ifsheshouldnotfinditoutforherself,shewillknowitwhenIammarried。
AndIhopeyouwillnotconsidermewantinginaffectionforyou,papa,ifIsayitstrikesmethatwillbequiteenoughforMrsGeneral。’
’Fanny,’returnedMrDorrit,’Iamamazed,Iamdispleasedbythis——hum——thiscapriciousandunintelligibledisplayofanimositytowards——ha——MrsGeneral。’
’Donot,ifyouplease,papa,’urgedFanny,’callitanimosity,becauseIassureyouIdonotconsiderMrsGeneralworthmyanimosity。’
Atthis,MrDorritrosefromhischairwithafixedlookofseverereproof,andremainedstandinginhisdignitybeforehisdaughter。
Hisdaughter,turningthebraceletonherarm,andnowlookingathim,andnowlookingfromhim,said,’Verywell,papa。Iamtrulysorryifyoudon’tlikeit;butIcan’thelpit。Iamnotachild,andIamnotAmy,andImustspeak。’
’Fanny,’gaspedMrDorrit,afteramajesticsilence,’ifIrequestyoutoremainhere,whileIformallyannouncetoMrsGeneral,asanexemplarylady,whois——hum——atrustedmemberofthisfamily,the——
ha——thechangethatiscontemplatedamongus;ifI——ha——notonlyrequestit,but——hum——insistuponit——’
’Oh,papa,’Fannybrokeinwithpointedsignificance,’ifyoumakesomuchofitasthat,Ihaveindutynothingtodobutcomply。I
hopeImayhavemythoughtsuponthesubject,however,forIreallycannothelpitunderthecircumstances。’So,Fannysatdownwithameeknesswhich,inthejunctionofextremes,becamedefiance;andherfather,eithernotdeigningtoanswer,ornotknowingwhattoanswer,summonedMrTinklerintohispresence。
’MrsGeneral。’
MrTinkler,unusedtoreceivesuchshortordersinconnectionwiththefairvarnisher,paused。MrDorrit,seeingthewholeMarshalseaandallitstestimonialsinthepause,instantlyflewathimwith,’Howdareyou,sir?Whatdoyoumean?’
’Ibegyourpardon,sir,’pleadedMrTinkler,’Iwaswishfultoknow——’
’Youwishedtoknownothing,sir,’criedMrDorrit,highlyflushed。
’Don’ttellmeyoudid。Ha。Youdidn’t。Youareguiltyofmockery,sir。’
’Iassureyou,sir——’MrTinklerbegan。
’Don’tassureme!’saidMrDorrit。’Iwillnotbeassuredbyadomestic。Youareguiltyofmockery。Youshallleaveme——hum——thewholeestablishmentshallleaveme。Whatareyouwaitingfor?’
’Onlyformyorders,sir。’
’It’sfalse,’saidMrDorrit,’youhaveyourorders。Ha——hum。MY
complimentstoMrsGeneral,andIbegthefavourofhercomingtome,ifquiteconvenient,forafewminutes。Thoseareyourorders。’
Inhisexecutionofthismission,MrTinklerperhapsexpressedthatMrDorritwasinaragingfume。Howeverthatwas,MrsGeneral’sskirtswereveryspeedilyheardoutside,comingalong——onemightalmosthavesaidbouncingalong——withunusualexpedition。Albeit,theysettleddownatthedoorandsweptintotheroomwiththeircustomarycoolness。
’MrsGeneral,’saidMrDorrit,’takeachair。’
MrsGeneral,withagracefulcurveofacknowledgment,descendedintothechairwhichMrDorritoffered。
’Madam,’pursuedthatgentleman,’asyouhavehadthekindnesstoundertakethe——hum——formationofmydaughters,andasIampersuadedthatnothingnearlyaffectingthemcan——ha——beindifferenttoyou——’
’Whollyimpossible,’saidMrsGeneralinthecalmestofways。
’——Ithereforewishtoannouncetoyou,madam,thatmydaughternowpresent——’
MrsGeneralmadeaslightinclinationofherheadtoFanny,whomadeaverylowinclinationofherheadtoMrsGeneral,andcameloftilyuprightagain。
’——ThatmydaughterFannyis——ha——contractedtobemarriedtoMrSparkler,withwhomyouareacquainted。Hence,madam,youwillberelievedofhalfyourdifficultcharge——ha——difficultcharge。’MrDorritrepeateditwithhisangryeyeonFanny。’Butnot,Ihope,tothe——hum——diminutionofanyotherportion,directorindirect,ofthefootingyouhaveatpresentthekindnesstooccupyinmyfamily。’
’MrDorrit,’returnedMrsGeneral,withherglovedhandsrestingononeanotherinexemplaryrepose,’iseverconsiderate,andeverbuttooappreciativeofmyfriendlyservices。’
MissFannycoughed,asmuchastosay,’Youareright。’
’MissDorrithasnodoubtexercisedthesoundestdiscretionofwhichthecircumstancesadmitted,andItrustwillallowmetoofferhermysincerecongratulations。Whenfreefromthetrammelsofpassion,’MrsGeneralclosedhereyesattheword,asifshecouldnotutterit,andseeanybody;’whenoccurringwiththeapprobationofnearrelatives;andwhencementingtheproudstructureofafamilyedifice;theseareusuallyauspiciousevents。
ItrustMissDorritwillallowmetoofferhermybestcongratulations。’
HereMrsGeneralstopped,andaddedinternally,forthesettingofherface,’Papa,potatoes,poultry,Prunes,andprism。’
’MrDorrit,’shesuperaddedaloud,’isevermostobliging;andfortheattention,andIwilladddistinction,ofhavingthisconfidenceimpartedtomebyhimselfandMissDorritatthisearlytime,Ibegtoofferthetributeofmythanks。Mythanks,andmycongratulations,areequallythemeedofMrDorritandofMissDorrit。’
’Tome,’observedMissFanny,’theyareexcessivelygratifying——
inexpressiblyso。Thereliefoffindingthatyouhavenoobjectiontomake,MrsGeneral,quitetakesaloadoffmymind,Iamsure。
IhardlyknowwhatIshouldhavedone,’saidFanny,’ifyouhadinterposedanyobjection,MrsGeneral。’
MrsGeneralchangedhergloves,astotherightglovebeinguppermostandtheleftundermost,withaPrunesandPrismsmile。
’Topreserveyourapprobation,MrsGeneral,’saidFanny,returningthesmilewithoneinwhichtherewasnotraceofthoseingredients,’willofcoursebethehighestobjectofmymarriedlife;toloseit,wouldofcoursebeperfectwretchedness。Iamsureyourgreatkindnesswillnotobject,andIhopepapawillnotobject,tomycorrectingasmallmistakeyouhavemade,however。
Thebestofusaresoliabletomistakes,thatevenyou,MrsGeneral,havefallenintoalittleerror。Theattentionanddistinctionyouhavesoimpressivelymentioned,MrsGeneral,asattachingtothisconfidence,are,Ihavenodoubt,ofthemostcomplimentaryandgratifyingdescription;buttheydon’tatallproceedfromme。Themeritofhavingconsultedyouonthesubjectwouldhavebeensogreatinme,thatIfeelImustnotlayclaimtoitwhenitreallyisnotmine。Itiswhollypapa’s。Iamdeeplyobligedtoyouforyourencouragementandpatronage,butitwaspapawhoaskedforit。Ihavetothankyou,MrsGeneral,forrelievingmybreastofagreatweightbysohandsomelygivingyourconsenttomyengagement,butyouhavereallynothingtothankmefor。IhopeyouwillalwaysapproveofmyproceedingsafterIhavelefthomeandthatmysisteralsomaylongremainthefavouredobjectofyourcondescension,MrsGeneral。’
Withthisaddress,whichwasdeliveredinherpolitestmanner,Fannylefttheroomwithanelegantandcheerfulair——totearup-
stairswithaflushedfaceassoonasshewasoutofhearing,pounceinuponhersister,callheralittleDormouse,shakeherforthebetteropeningofhereyes,tellherwhathadpassedbelow,andaskherwhatshethoughtofPanow?
TowardsMrsMerdle,theyoungladycomportedherselfwithgreatindependenceandself-possession;butnotasyetwithanymoredecidedopeningofhostilities。Occasionallytheyhadaslightskirmish,aswhenFannyconsideredherselfpattedonthebackbythatlady,oraswhenMrsMerdlelookedparticularlyyoungandwell;butMrsMerdlealwayssoonterminatedthosepassagesofarmsbysinkingamonghercushionswiththegracefullestindifference,andfindingherattentionotherwiseengaged。SocietyforthatmysteriouscreaturesatupontheSevenHillstoofoundMissFannyvastlyimprovedbyherengagement。Shewasmuchmoreaccessible,muchmorefreeandengaging,muchlessexacting;insomuchthatshenowentertainedahostoffollowersandadmirers,tothebitterindignationofladieswithdaughterstomarry,whoweretoberegardedasHavingrevoltedfromSocietyontheMissDorritgrievance,anderectedarebelliousstandard。Enjoyingthefluttershecaused。MissDorritnotonlyhaughtilymovedthroughitinherownproperperson,buthaughtily,evenOstentatiously,ledMrSparklerthroughittoo:seemingtosaytothemall,’IfIthinkpropertomarchamongyouintriumphalprocessionattendedbythisweakcaptiveinbonds,ratherthanastrongerone,thatismybusiness。EnoughthatIchoosetodoit!’MrSparklerforhispart,questionednothing;butwentwhereverhewastaken,didwhateverhewastold,feltthatforhisbride-electtobedistinguishedwasforhimtobedistinguishedontheeasiestterms,andwastrulygratefulforbeingsoopenlyacknowledged。