WithBarnaclejunior,hesignifiedhisdesiretoconfer;andfoundthatyounggentlemansingeingthecalvesofhislegsattheparentalfire,andsupportinghisspineagainstthemantel-shelf。
Itwasacomfortableroom,handsomelyfurnishedinthehigherofficialmanner;anpresentingstatelysuggestionsoftheabsentBarnacle,inthethickcarpet,theleather-covereddesktositat,theleather-covereddesktostandat,theformidableeasy-chairandhearth-rug,theinterposedscreen,thetorn-uppapers,thedispatch-boxeswithlittlelabelsstickingoutofthem,likemedicinebottlesordeadgame,thepervadingsmellofleatherandmahogany,andageneralbamboozlingairofHownottodoit。
ThepresentBarnacle,holdingMrClennam’scardinhishand,hadayouthfulaspect,andthefluffiestlittlewhisker,perhaps,thateverwasseen。Suchadownytipwasonhiscallowchin,thatheseemedhalffledgedlikeayoungbird;andacompassionateobservermighthaveurgedthat,ifhehadnotsingedthecalvesofhislegs,hewouldhavediedofcold。Hehadasuperioreye-glassdanglingroundhisneck,butunfortunatelyhadsuchflatorbitstohiseyesandsuchlimplittleeyelidsthatitwouldn’tstickinwhenheputitup,butkepttumblingoutagainsthiswaistcoatbuttonswithaclickthatdiscomposedhimverymuch。
’Oh,Isay。Lookhere!Myfather’snotintheway,andwon’tbeinthewayto-day,’saidBarnacleJunior。’IsthisanythingthatIcando?’
Click!Eye-glassdown。BarnacleJuniorquitefrightenedandfeelingallroundhimself,butnotabletofindit。
’Youareverygood,’saidArthurClennam。’IwishhowevertoseeMrBarnacle。’
’ButIsay。Lookhere!Youhaven’tgotanyappointment,youknow,’saidBarnacleJunior。
Bythistimehehadfoundtheeye-glass,andputitupagain。
’No,’saidArthurClennam。’ThatiswhatIwishtohave。’
’ButIsay。Lookhere!Isthispublicbusiness?’askedBarnaclejunior。
Click!Eye-glassdownagain。BarnacleJuniorinthatstateofsearchafteritthatMrClennamfeltituselesstoreplyatpresent。
’Isit,’saidBarnaclejunior,takingheedofhisvisitor’sbrownface,’anythingabout——Tonnage——orthatsortofthing?’
Pausingforareply,heopenedhisrighteyewithhishand,andstuckhisglassinit,inthatinflammatorymannerthathiseyebeganwateringdreadfully。
’No,’saidArthur,’itisnothingabouttonnage。’
’Thenlookhere。Isitprivatebusiness?’
’Ireallyamnotsure。ItrelatestoaMrDorrit。’
’Lookhere,Itellyouwhat!Youhadbettercallatourhouse,ifyouaregoingthatway。Twenty-four,MewsStreet,GrosvenorSquare。Myfather’sgotaslighttouchofthegout,andiskeptathomebyit。’
ThemisguidedyoungBarnacleevidentlygoingblindonhiseye-
glassside,butashamedtomakeanyfurtheralterationinhispainfularrangements。
’Thankyou。Iwillcalltherenow。Goodmorning。’YoungBarnacleseemeddiscomfitedatthis,asnothavingatallexpectedhimtogo。
’Youarequitesure,’saidBarnaclejunior,callingafterhimwhenhegottothedoor,unwillingwhollytorelinquishthebrightbusinessideahehadconceived;’thatit’snothingaboutTonnage?’
’Quitesure。’
Withsuchassurance,andratherwonderingwhatmighthavetakenplaceifitHADbeenanythingabouttonnage,MrClennamwithdrewtopursuehisinquiries。
MewsStreet,GrosvenorSquare,wasnotabsolutelyGrosvenorSquareitself,butitwasverynearit。Itwasahideouslittlestreetofdeadwall,stables,anddunghills,withloftsovercoach-housesinhabitedbycoachmen’sfamilies,whohadapassionfordryingclothesanddecoratingtheirwindow-sillswithminiatureturnpike-
gates。Theprincipalchimney-sweepofthatfashionablequarterlivedattheblindendofMewsStreet;andthesamecornercontainedanestablishmentmuchfrequentedaboutearlymorningandtwilightforthepurchaseofwine-bottlesandkitchen-stuff。
Punch’sshowsusedtoleanagainstthedeadwallinMewsStreet,whiletheirproprietorswerediningelsewhere;andthedogsoftheneighbourhoodmadeappointmentstomeetinthesamelocality。YetthereweretwoorthreesmallairlesshousesattheentranceendofMewsStreet,whichwentatenormousrentsonaccountoftheirbeingabjecthangers-ontoafashionablesituation;andwheneveroneofthesefearfullittlecoopswastobeletwhichseldomhappened,fortheywereingreatrequest,thehouseagentadvertiseditasagentlemanlyresidenceinthemostaristocraticpartoftown,inhabitedsolelybytheeliteofthebeaumonde。
IfagentlemanlyresidencecomingstrictlywithinthisnarrowmarginhadnotbeenessentialtothebloodoftheBarnacles,thisparticularbranchwouldhavehadaprettywideselectionamong,letussay,tenthousandhouses,offeringfiftytimestheaccommodationforathirdofthemoney。Asitwas,MrBarnacle,findinghisgentlemanlyresidenceextremelyinconvenientandextremelydear,alwayslaidit,asapublicservant,atthedoorofthecountry,andadduceditasanotherinstanceofthecountry’sparsimony。
ArthurClennamcametoasqueezedhouse,witharamshacklebowedfront,littledingywindows,andalittledarkarealikeadampwaistcoat-pocket,whichhefoundtobenumbertwenty-four,MewsStreet,GrosvenorSquare。TothesenseofsmellthehousewaslikeasortofbottlefilledwithastrongdistillationofMews;andwhenthefootmanopenedthedoor,heseemedtotakethestopperout。
ThefootmanwastotheGrosvenorSquarefootmen,whatthehousewastotheGrosvenorSquarehouses。Admirableinhisway,hiswaywasabackandabyeway。Hisgorgeousnesswasnotunmixedwithdirt;
andbothincomplexionandconsistencyhehadsufferedfromtheclosenessofhispantry。Asallowflabbinesswasuponhimwhenhetookthestopperout,andpresentedthebottletoMrClennam’snose。
’BesogoodastogivethatcardtoMrTiteBarnacle,andtosaythatIhavejustnowseentheyoungerMrBarnacle,whorecommendedmetocallhere。’
ThefootmanwhohadasmanylargebuttonswiththeBarnaclecrestuponthemontheflapsofhispockets,asifhewerethefamilystrongbox,andcarriedtheplateandjewelsaboutwithhimbuttonedupponderedoverthecardalittle;thensaid,’Walkin。’
Itrequiredsomejudgmenttodoitwithoutbuttingtheinnerhall-
dooropen,andintheconsequentmentalconfusionandphysicaldarknessslippingdownthekitchenstairs。Thevisitor,however,broughthimselfupsafelyonthedoor-mat。
Stillthefootmansaid’Walkin,’sothevisitorfollowedhim。Attheinnerhall-door,anotherbottleseemedtobepresentedandanotherstoppertakenout。ThissecondvialappearedtobefilledwithconcentratedprovisionsandextractofSinkfromthepantry。
Afteraskirmishinthenarrowpassage,occasionedbythefootman’sopeningthedoorofthedismaldining-roomwithconfidence,findingsomeonetherewithconsternation,andbackingonthevisitorwithdisorder,thevisitorwasshutup,pendinghisannouncement,inaclosebackparlour。Therehehadanopportunityofrefreshinghimselfwithboththebottlesatonce,lookingoutatalowblindingwallthreefeetoff,andspeculatingonthenumberofBarnaclefamilieswithinthebillsofmortalitywholivedinsuchhutchesoftheirownfreeflunkeychoice。
MrBarnaclewouldseehim。Wouldhewalkup-stairs?Hewould,andhedid;andinthedrawing-room,withhislegonarest,hefoundMrBarnaclehimself,theexpressimageandpresentmentofHownottodoit。
MrBarnacledatedfromabettertime,whenthecountrywasnotsoparsimoniousandtheCircumlocutionOfficewasnotsobadgered。Hewoundandwoundfoldsofwhitecravatroundhisneck,ashewoundandwoundfoldsoftapeandpaperroundtheneckofthecountry。
Hiswristbandsandcollarwereoppressive;hisvoiceandmannerwereoppressive。Hehadalargewatch-chainandbunchofseals,acoatbuttoneduptoinconvenience,awaistcoatbuttoneduptoinconvenience,anunwrinkledpairoftrousers,astiffpairofboots。Hewasaltogethersplendid,massive,overpowering,andimpracticable。HeseemedtohavebeensittingforhisportraittoSirThomasLawrenceallthedaysofhislife。
’MrClennam?’saidMrBarnacle。’Beseated。’
MrClennambecameseated。
’Youhavecalledonme,Ibelieve,’saidMrBarnacle,’attheCircumlocution——’givingittheairofawordofaboutfive-and-
twentysyllables——’Office。’
’Ihavetakenthatliberty。’
MrBarnaclesolemnlybenthisheadaswhoshouldsay,’Idonotdenythatitisaliberty;proceedtotakeanotherliberty,andletmeknowyourbusiness。’
’AllowmetoobservethatIhavebeenforsomeyearsinChina,amquiteastrangerathome,andhavenopersonalmotiveorinterestintheinquiryIamabouttomake。’
MrBarnacletappedhisfingersonthetable,and,asifhewerenowsittingforhisportraittoanewandstrangeartist,appearedtosaytohisvisitor,’Ifyouwillbegoodenoughtotakemewithmypresentloftyexpression,Ishallfeelobliged。’
’IhavefoundadebtorintheMarshalseaPrisonofthenameofDorrit,whohasbeentheremanyyears。Iwishtoinvestigatehisconfusedaffairssofarastoascertainwhetheritmaynotbepossible,afterthislapseoftime,toamelioratehisunhappycondition。ThenameofMrTiteBarnaclehasbeenmentionedtomeasrepresentingsomehighlyinfluentialinterestamonghiscreditors。AmIcorrectlyinformed?’
ItbeingoneoftheprinciplesoftheCircumlocutionOfficenever,onanyaccountwhatever,togiveastraightforwardanswer,MrBarnaclesaid,’Possibly。’
’OnbehalfoftheCrown,mayIask,orasprivateindividual?’
’TheCircumlocutionDepartment,sir,’MrBarnaclereplied,’mayhavepossiblyrecommended——possibly——Icannotsay——thatsomepublicclaimagainsttheinsolventestateofafirmorcopartnershiptowhichthispersonmayhavebelonged,shouldbeenforced。Thequestionmayhavebeen,inthecourseofofficialbusiness,referredtotheCircumlocutionDepartmentforitsconsideration。
TheDepartmentmayhaveeitheroriginated,orconfirmed,aMinutemakingthatrecommendation。’
’Iassumethistobethecase,then。’
’TheCircumlocutionDepartment,’saidMrBarnacle,’isnotresponsibleforanygentleman’sassumptions。’
’MayIinquirehowIcanobtainofficialinformationastotherealstateofthecase?’
’Itiscompetent,’saidMrBarnacle,’toanymemberofthe——
Public,’mentioningthatobscurebodywithreluctance,ashisnaturalenemy,’tomemorialisetheCircumlocutionDepartment。Suchformalitiesasarerequiredtobeobservedinsodoing,maybeknownonapplicationtotheproperbranchofthatDepartment。’
’Whichistheproperbranch?’
’Imustreferyou,’returnedMrBarnacle,ringingthebell,’totheDepartmentitselfforaformalanswertothatinquiry。’
’Excusemymentioning——’