Andthere,withhisnoblefriendandrelativeLordDecimus,wasWilliamBarnacle,whohadmadetheever-famouscoalitionwithTudorStiltstalking,andwhoalwayskeptreadyhisownparticularrecipeforHownottodoit;sometimestappingtheSpeaker,anddrawingitfreshoutofhim,witha’First,Iwillbegyou,sir,toinformtheHousewhatPrecedentwehaveforthecourseintowhichthehonourablegentlemanwouldprecipitateus;’sometimesaskingthehonourablegentlemantofavourhimwithhisownversionofthePrecedent;sometimestellingthehonourablegentlemanthatheWilliamBarnaclewouldsearchforaPrecedent;andoftentimescrushingthehonourablegentlemanflatonthespotbytellinghimtherewasnoPrecedent。ButPrecedentandPrecipitatewere,underallcircumstances,thewell-matchedpairofbattle-horsesofthisableCircumlocutionist。Nomatterthattheunhappyhonourablegentlemanhadbeentryinginvain,fortwenty-fiveyears,toprecipitateWilliamBarnacleintothis——WilliamBarnaclestillputittotheHouse,andatsecond-handorsotothecountry,whetherhewastobeprecipitatedintothis。NomatterthatitwasutterlyirreconcilablewiththenatureofthingsandcourseofeventsthatthewretchedhonourablegentlemancouldpossiblyproduceaPrecedentforthis——WilliamBarnaclewouldneverthelessthankthehonourablegentlemanforthatironicalcheer,andwouldclosewithhimuponthatissue,andwouldtellhimtohisteeththatthereWasNOPrecedentforthis。ItmightperhapshavebeenobjectedthattheWilliamBarnaclewisdomwasnothighwisdomortheearthitbamboozledwouldneverhavebeenmade,or,ifmadeinarashmistake,wouldhaveremainedblankmud。ButPrecedentandPrecipitatetogetherfrightenedallobjectionoutofmostpeople。
Andthere,too,wasanotherBarnacle,alivelyone,whohadleapedthroughtwentyplacesinquicksuccession,andwasalwaysintwoorthreeatonce,andwhowasthemuch-respectedinventorofanartwhichhepractisedwithgreatsuccessandadmirationinallBarnacleGovernments。Thiswas,whenhewasaskedaParliamentaryquestiononanyonetopic,toreturnanansweronanyother。Ithaddoneimmenseservice,andbroughthimintohighesteemwiththeCircumlocutionOffice。
Andthere,too,wasasprinklingoflessdistinguishedParliamentaryBarnacles,whohadnotasyetgotanythingsnug,andweregoingthroughtheirprobationtoprovetheirworthiness。
TheseBarnaclespercheduponstaircasesandhidinpassages,waitingtheirorderstomakehousesornottomakehouses;andtheydidalltheirhearing,andohing,andcheering,andbarking,underdirectionsfromtheheadsofthefamily;andtheyputdummymotionsonthepaperinthewayofothermen’smotions;andtheystalleddisagreeablesubjectsoffuntillateinthenightandlateinthesession,andthenwithvirtuouspatriotismcriedoutthatitwastoolate;andtheywentdownintothecountry,whenevertheyweresent,andsworethatLordDecimushadrevivedtradefromaswoon,andcommercefromafit,andhaddoubledtheharvestofcorn,quadrupledtheharvestofhay,andpreventednoendofgoldfromflyingoutoftheBank。AlsotheseBarnaclesweredealt,bytheheadsofthefamily,likesomanycardsbelowthecourt-cards,topublicmeetingsanddinners;wheretheyboretestimonytoallsortsofservicesonthepartoftheirnobleandhonourablerelatives,andbutteredtheBarnaclesonallsortsoftoasts。Andtheystood,undersimilarorders,atallsortsofelections;andtheyturnedoutoftheirownseats,ontheshortestnoticeandthemostunreasonableterms,toletinothermen;andtheyfetchedandcarried,andtoadiedandjobbed,andcorrupted,andateheapsofdirt,andwereindefatigableinthepublicservice。Andtherewasnotalist,inalltheCircumlocutionOffice,ofplacesthatmightfallvacantanywherewithinhalfacentury,fromalordoftheTreasurytoaChineseconsul,andupagaintoagovernor-generalofIndia,butasapplicantsforsuchplaces,thenamesofsomeorofeveryoneofthesehungryandadhesiveBarnaclesweredown。
ItwasnecessarilybutasprinklingofanyclassofBarnaclesthatattendedthemarriage,fortherewerenottwoscoreinall,andwhatisthatsubtractedfromLegion!ButthesprinklingwasaswarmintheTwickenhamcottage,andfilledit。ABarnacleassistedbyaBarnaclemarriedthehappypair,anditbehovedLordDecimusTiteBarnaclehimselftoconductMrsMeaglestobreakfast。
Theentertainmentwasnotasagreeableandnaturalasitmighthavebeen。MrMeagles,hovedownbyhisgoodcompanywhilehehighlyappreciatedit,wasnothimself。MrsGowanwasherself,andthatdidnotimprovehim。ThefictionthatitwasnotMrMeagleswhohadstoodintheway,butthatitwastheFamilygreatness,andthattheFamilygreatnesshadmadeaconcession,andtherewasnowasoothingunanimity,pervadedtheaffair,thoughitwasneveropenlyexpressed。ThentheBarnaclesfeltthattheyfortheirpartswouldhavedonewiththeMeagleseswhenthepresentpatronisingoccasionwasover;andtheMeaglesesfeltthesamefortheirparts。ThenGowanassertinghisrightsasadisappointedmanwhohadhisgrudgeagainstthefamily,andwho,perhaps,hadallowedhismothertohavethemthere,asmuchinthehopeitmightgivethemsomeannoyanceaswithanyotherbenevolentobject,airedhispencilandhispovertyostentatiouslybeforethem,andtoldthemhehopedintimetosettleacrustofbreadandcheeseonhiswife,andthathebeggedsuchofthemasmorefortunatethanhimselfcameinforanygoodthing,andcouldbuyapicture,topleasetorememberthepoorpainter。ThenLordDecimus,whowasawonderonhisownParliamentarypedestal,turnedouttobethewindiestcreaturehere:proposinghappinesstothebrideandbridegroominaseriesofplatitudesthatwouldhavemadethehairofanysincerediscipleandbelieverstandonend;andtrotting,withthecomplacencyofanidioticelephant,amonghowlinglabyrinthsofsentenceswhichheseemedtotakeforhighroads,andneversomuchaswantedtogetoutof。ThenMrTiteBarnaclecouldnotbutfeelthattherewasapersonincompany,whowouldhavedisturbedhislife-longsittingtoSirThomasLawrenceinfullofficialcharacter,ifsuchdisturbancehadbeenpossible:whileBarnaclejuniordid,withindignation,communicatetotwovapidgentlemen,hisrelatives,thattherewasafellerhere,lookhere,whohadcometoourDepartmentwithoutanappointmentandsaidhewantedtoknow,youknow;andthat,lookhere,ifhewastobreakoutnow,ashemightyouknowforyounevercouldtellwhatanungentlemanlyRadicalofthatsortwouldbeuptonext,andwastosay,lookhere,thathewantedtoknowthismoment,youknow,thatwouldbejolly;wouldn’tit?
Thepleasantestpartoftheoccasionbyfar,toClennam,wasthepainfullest。WhenMrandMrsMeaglesatlasthungaboutPetintheroomwiththetwopictureswherethecompanywerenot,beforegoingwithhertothethresholdwhichshecouldneverrecrosstobetheoldPetandtheolddelight,nothingcouldbemorenaturalandsimplethanthethreewere。Gowanhimselfwastouched,andansweredMrMeagles’s’OGowan,takecareofher,takecareofher!’withanearnest’Don’tbesobroken-hearted,sir。ByHeavenIwill!’
Andso,withthelastsobsandlastlovingwords,andalastlooktoClennamofconfidenceinhispromise,Petfellbackinthecarriage,andherhusbandwavedhishand,andtheywereawayforDover;thoughnotuntilthefaithfulMrsTickit,inhersilkgownandjetblackcurls,hadrushedoutfromsomehiding-place,andthrownbothhershoesafterthecarriage:anapparitionwhichoccasionedgreatsurprisetothedistinguishedcompanyatthewindows。
Thesaidcompanybeingnowrelievedfromfurtherattendance,andthechiefBarnaclesbeingratherhurriedfortheyhaditinhandjustthentosendamailortwowhichwasindangerofgoingstraighttoitsdestination,beatingabouttheseasliketheFlyingDutchman,andtoarrangewithcomplexityforthestoppageofagooddealofimportantbusinessotherwiseinperilofbeingdone,wenttheirseveralways;withallaffabilityconveyingtoMrandMrsMeaglesthatgeneralassurancethatwhattheyhadbeendoingthere,theyhadbeendoingatasacrificeforMrandMrsMeagles’sgood,whichtheyalwaysconveyedtoMrJohnBullintheirofficialcondescensiontothatmostunfortunatecreature。
AmiserableblankremainedinthehouseandintheheartsofthefatherandmotherandClennam。MrMeaglescalledonlyoneremembrancetohisaid,thatreallydidhimgood。
’It’sverygratifying,Arthur,’hesaid,’afterall,tolookbackupon。’
’Thepast?’saidClennam。
’Yes——butImeanthecompany。’
Ithadmadehimmuchmorelowandunhappyatthetime,butnowitreallydidhimgood。’It’sverygratifying,’hesaid,oftenrepeatingtheremarkinthecourseoftheevening。’Suchhighcompany!’
WhatwasbehindMrPancksonLittleDorrit’sHandItwasatthistimethatMrPancks,indischargeofhiscompactwithClennam,revealedtohimthewholeofhisgipsystory,andtoldhimLittleDorrit’sfortune。Herfatherwasheir-at-lawtoagreatestatethathadlonglainunknownof,unclaimed,andaccumulating。Hisrightwasnowclear,nothinginterposedinhisway,theMarshalseagatesstoodopen,theMarshalseawallsweredown,afewflourishesofhispen,andhewasextremelyrich。
Inhistrackingoutoftheclaimtoitscompleteestablishment,MrPanckshadshownasagacitythatnothingcouldbaffle,andapatienceandsecrecythatnothingcouldtire。’Ilittlethought,sir,’saidPancks,’whenyouandIcrossedSmithfieldthatnight,andItoldyouwhatsortofaCollectorIwas,thatthiswouldcomeofit。Ilittlethought,sir,whenItoldyouyouwerenotoftheClennamsofCornwall,thatIwasevergoingtotellyouwhowereoftheDorritsofDorsetshire。’Hethenwentontodetail。How,havingthatnamerecordedinhisnote-book,hewasfirstattractedbythenamealone。How,havingoftenfoundtwoexactlysimilarnames,evenbelongingtothesameplace,toinvolvenotraceableconsanguinity,nearordistant,hedidnotatfirstgivemuchheedtothis,exceptinthewayofspeculationastowhatasurprisingchangewouldbemadeintheconditionofalittleseamstress,ifshecouldbeshowntohaveanyinterestinsolargeaproperty。
Howherathersupposedhimselftohavepursuedtheideaintoitsnextdegree,becausetherewassomethinguncommoninthequietlittleseamstress,whichpleasedhimandprovokedhiscuriosity。
Howhehadfelthiswayinchbyinch,and’Moleditout,sir’thatwasMrPancks’sexpression,grainbygrain。How,inthebeginningofthelabourdescribedbythisnewverb,andtorenderwhichthemoreexpressiveMrPancksshuthiseyesinpronouncingitandshookhishairoverthem,hehadalternatedfromsuddenlightsandhopestosuddendarknessandnohopes,andbackagain,andbackagain。
HowhehadmadeacquaintancesinthePrison,expresslythathemightcomeandgothereasallothercomersandgoersdid;andhowhisfirstrayoflightwasunconsciouslygivenhimbyMrDorrithimselfandbyhisson;tobothofwhomheeasilybecameknown;
withbothofwhomhetalkedmuch,casually’butalwaysMoleingyou’llobserve,’saidMrPancks:andfromwhomhederived,withoutbeingatallsuspected,twoorthreelittlepointsoffamilyhistorywhich,ashebegantoholdcluesofhisown,suggestedothers。HowithadatlengthbecomeplaintoMrPancksthathehadmadearealdiscoveryoftheheir-at-lawtoagreatfortune,andthathisdiscoveryhadbuttoberipenedtolegalfulnessandperfection。Howhehad,thereupon,swornhislandlord,MrRugg,tosecrecyinasolemnmanner,andtakenhimintoMoleingpartnership。
HowtheyhademployedJohnChiveryastheirsoleclerkandagent,seeingtowhomhewasdevoted。Andhow,untilthepresenthour,whenauthoritiesmightyintheBankandlearnedinthelawdeclaredtheirsuccessfullaboursended,theyhadconfidedinnootherhumanbeing。
’Soifthewholethinghadbrokendown,sir,’concludedPancks,’attheverylast,saythedaybeforetheotherdaywhenIshowedyouourpapersinthePrisonyard,orsaythatveryday,nobodybutourselveswouldhavebeencruellydisappointed,orapennytheworse。’
Clennam,whohadbeenalmostincessantlyshakinghandswithhimthroughoutthenarrative,wasremindedbythistosay,inanamazementwhicheventhepreparationhehadhadforthemaindisclosuresmootheddown,’MydearMrPancks,thismusthavecostyouagreatsumofmoney。’
’Prettywell,sir,’saidthetriumphantPancks。’Notrifle,thoughwediditascheapasitcouldbedone。Andtheoutlaywasadifficulty,letmetellyou。’
’Adifficulty!’repeatedClennam。’Butthedifficultiesyouhavesowonderfullyconqueredinthewholebusiness!’shakinghishandagain。
’I’lltellyouhowIdidit,’saidthedelightedPancks,puttinghishairintoaconditionaselevatedashimself。’First,IspentallIhadofmyown。Thatwasn’tmuch。’
’Iamsorryforit,’saidClennam:’notthatitmattersnow,though。Then,whatdidyoudo?’
’Then,’answeredPancks,’Iborrowedasumofmyproprietor。’
’OfMrCasby?’saidClennam。’He’safineoldfellow。’
’Nobleoldboy;an’the?’saidMrPancks,enteringonaseriesofthedryestsnorts。’Generousoldbuck。Confidingoldboy。
Philanthropicoldbuck。Benevolentoldboy!Twentypercent。I
engagedtopayhim,sir。Butweneverdobusinessforlessatourshop。’
Arthurfeltanawkwardconsciousnessofhaving,inhisexultantcondition,beenalittlepremature。
’Isaidtothatboiling-overoldChristian,’MrPanckspursued,appearinggreatlytorelishthisdescriptiveepithet,’thatIhadgotalittleprojectonhand;ahopefulone;Itoldhimahopefulone;whichwantedacertainsmallcapital。Iproposedtohimtolendmethemoneyonmynote。Whichhedid,attwenty;stickingthetwentyoninabusiness-likeway,andputtingitintothenote,tolooklikeapartoftheprincipal。IfIhadbrokendownafterthat,Ishouldhavebeenhisgrubberforthenextsevenyearsathalfwagesanddoublegrind。Buthe’saperfectPatriarch;anditwoulddoamangoodtoservehimonsuchterms——onanyterms。’