Thetentisforyourespecialbenefitandthatoakisyourdrawingroom,thisisthemessroomandthethirdisthecampkitchen。
  Now,let’shaveagamebeforeitgetshot,andthenwe’llseeaboutdinner。“
  Frank,Beth,Amy,andGracesatdowntowatchthegameplayedbytheothereight。Mr。BrookechoseMeg,Kate,andFred。
  LaurietookSallie,Jo,andNed。TheEnglishplayedwell,buttheAmericansplayedbetter,andcontestedeveryinchofthegroundasstronglyasifthespiritof`76inspiredthem。JoandFredhadseveralskirmishesandoncenarrowlyescapedhighwords。
  Jowasthroughthelastwicketandhadmissedthestroke,whichfailureruffledheragooddeal。Fredwasclosebehindherandhisturncamebeforehers。Hegaveastroke,hisballhitthewicket,andstoppedaninchonthewrongside。Noonewasverynear,andrunninguptoexamine,hegaveitaslynudgewithhistoe,whichputitjustaninchontherightside。
  “I’mthrough!Now,MissJo,I’llsettleyou,andgetinfirst,“criedtheyounggentleman,swinginghismalletforanotherblow。
  “Youpushedit。Isawyou。It’smyturnnow,“saidJosharply。
  “Uponmyword,Ididn’tmoveit。Itrolledabit,perhaps,butthatisallowed。So,standoffplease,andletmehaveagoatthestake。“
  “Wedon’tcheatinAmerica,butyoucan,ifyouchoose,“saidJoangrily。
  “Yankeesareadealthemosttricky,everybodyknows。Thereyougo!“returnedFred,croquetingherballfaraway。
  Joopenedherlipstosaysomethingrude,butcheckedherselfintime,coloreduptoherforeheadandstoodaminute,hammeringdownawicketwithallhermight,whileFredhitthestakeanddeclaredhimselfoutwithmuchexultation。Shewentofftogetherball,andwasalongtimefindingitamongthebushes,butshecameback,lookingcoolandquiet,andwaitedherturnpatiently。Ittookseveralstrokestoregaintheplaceshehadlost,andwhenshegotthere,theothersidehadnearlywon,forKate’sballwasthelastbutoneandlaynearthestake。
  “ByGeorge,it’sallupwithus!Goodbye,Kate。MissJoowesmeone,soyouarefinished,“criedFredexcitedly,astheyalldrewneartoseethefinish。
  “Yankeeshaveatrickofbeinggeneroustotheirenemies,“
  saidJo,withalookthatmadetheladredden,“especiallywhentheybeatthem,“sheadded,as,leavingKate’sballuntouched,shewonthegamebyacleverstroke。
  Lauriethrewuphishat,thenrememberedthatitwouldn’tdotoexultoverthedefeatofhisguests,andstoppedinthemiddleofthecheertowhispertohisfriend,“Goodforyou,Jo!Hedidcheat,Isawhim。Wecan’ttellhimso,buthewon’tdoitagain,takemywordforit。“
  Megdrewheraside,underpretenseofpinningupaloosebraid,andsaidapprovingly,“Itwasdreadfullyprovoking,butyoukeptyourtemper,andI’msoglad,Jo。“
  “Don’tpraiseme,Meg,forIcouldboxhisearsthisminute。
  IshouldcertainlyhaveboiledoverifIhadn’tstayedamongthenettlestillIgotmyrageundercontrolenoughtoholdmytongue……
  It’ssimmeringnow,soIhopehe’llkeepoutofmyway,“returnedJo,bitingherlipsasshegloweredatFredfromunderherbighat。
  “Timeforlunch,“saidMr。Brooke,lookingathiswatch。
  “Commissarygeneral,willyoumakethefireandgetwater,whileMissMarch,MissSallie,andIspreadthetable?Whocanmakegoodcoffee?“
  “Jocan,“saidMeg,gladtorecommendhersister。SoJo,feelingthatherlatelessonsincookeryweretodoherhonor,wenttopresideoverthecoffeepot,whilethechildrencollecteddrysticks,andtheboysmadeafireandgotwaterfromaspringnearby。MissKatesketchedandFranktalkedtoBeth,whowasmakinglittlematsofbraidedrushestoserveasplates。
  Thecommanderinchiefandhisaidessoonspreadthetableclothwithaninvitingarrayofeatablesanddrinkables,prettilydecoratedwithgreenleaves。Joannouncedthatthecoffeewasready,andeveryonesettledthemselvestoaheartymeal,foryouthisseldomdyspeptic,andexercisedevelopswholesomeappetites。
  Averymerrylunchitwas,foreverythingseemedfreshandfunny,andfrequentpealsoflaughterstartledavenerablehorsewhofednearby。Therewasapleasinginequalityinthetable,whichproducedmanymishapstocupsandplates,acornsdroppedinthemilk,littleblackantspartookoftherefreshmentswithoutbeinginvited,andfuzzycaterpillarsswungdownfromthetreetoseewhatwasgoingon。Threewhite-headedchildrenpeepedoverthefence,andanobjectionabledogbarkedatthemfromtheothersideoftheriverwithallhismightandmain。
  “There’ssalthere,“saidLaurie,ashehandedJoasaucerofberries。
  “Thankyou,Ipreferspiders,“shereplied,fishinguptwounwarylittleoneswhohadgonetoacreamydeath。“Howdareyouremindmeofthathorriddinnerparty,whenyour’sissoniceineveryway?’addedJo,astheybothlaughedandateoutofoneplate,thechinahavingrunshort。
  “Ihadanuncommonlygoodtimethatday,andhaven’tgotoverityet。Thisisnocredittome,youknow,Idon’tdoanything。It’syouandMegandBrookewhomakeitallgo,andI’mnoendobligedtoyou。whatshallwedowhenwecan’teatanymore?“askedLaurie,feelingthathistrumpcardhadbeenplayedwhenlunchwasover。
  “Havegamestillit’scooler。IbroughtAuthors,andIdaresayMissKateknowssomethingnewandnice。Goandaskher。
  She’scompany,andyououghttostaywithhermore。“
  “Aren’tyoucompanytoo?Ithoughtshe’dsuitBrooke,buthekeepstalkingtoMeg,andKatejuststaresatthemthroughthatridiculousglassofhers’。I’mgoing,soyouneedn’ttrytopreachpropriety,foryoucan’tdoit,Jo。“
  MissKatedidknowseveralnewgames,andasthegirlswouldnot,andtheboyscouldnot,eatanymore,theyalladjournedtothedrawingroomtoplayRig-marole。
  “Onepersonbeginsastory,anynonsenseyoulike,andtellsaslongashepleases,onlytakingcaretostopshortatsomeexcitingpoint,whenthenexttakesitupanddoesthesame。It’sveryfunnywhenwelldone,andmakesaperfectjumbleoftragicalcomicalstufftolaughover。Pleasestartit,Mr。Brooke,“saidKate,withacommandingair,whichsurprisedMeg,whotreatedthetutorwithasmuchrespectasanyothergentleman。
  Lyingonthegrassatthefeetofthetwoyoungladies,Mr。
  Brookeobedientlybeganthestory,withthehandsomebrowneyessteadilyfixeduponthesunshinyriver。
  “Onceonatime,aknightwentoutintotheworldtoseekhisfortune,forhehadnothingbuthisswordandhisshield。
  Hetraveledalongwhile,nearlyeight-and-twentyyears,andhadahardtimeofit,tillhecametothepalaceofagoodoldking,whohadofferedarewardtoanyonewhocouldtameandtrainafinebutunbrokencolt,ofwhichhewasveryfond。Theknightagreedtotry,andgotonslowlybutsurely,forthecoltwasagallantfellow,andsoonlearnedtolovehisnewmaster,thoughhewasfreakishandwild。Everyday,whenhegavehislessonstothispetoftheking’s,theknightrodehimthroughthecity,andasherode,helookedeverywhereforacertainbeautifulface,whichhehadseenmanytimesinhisdreams,butneverfound。Oneday,ashewentprancingdownaquietstreet,hesawatthewindowofaruinouscastlethelovelyface。Hewasdelighted,inquiredwholivedinthisoldcastle,andwastoldthatseveralcaptiveprincesseswerekepttherebyaspell,andspunalldaytolayupmoneytobuytheirliberty。Theknightwishedintenselythathecouldfreethem,buthewaspoorandcouldonlygobyeachday,watchingforthesweetfaceandlongingtoseeitoutinthesunshine。Atlastheresolvedtogetintothecastleandaskhowhecouldhelpthem。Hewentandknocked。Thegreatdoorflewopen,andhebeheld……“
  “Aravishinglylovelylady,whoexclaimed,withacryofrapture,`Atlast!Atlast!’“continuedKate,whohadreadFrenchnovels,andadmiredthestyle。“`Tisshe!’criedCountGustave,andfellatherfeetinanecstasyofjoy。`Oh,rise!’
  shesaid,extendingahandofmarblefairness。`Never!TillyoutellmehowImayrescueyou,’sworetheknight,stillkneeling。
  `Alas,mycruelfatecondemnsmetoremainheretillmytyrantisdestroyed。’`Whereisthevillain?’`Inthemauvesalon。Go,braveheart,andsavemefromdespair。’`Iobey,andreturnvictoriousordead!’Withthesethrillingwordsherushedaway,andflingingopenthedoorofthemauvesalon,wasabouttoenter,whenhereceived……“
  “AstunningblowfromthebigGreeklexicon,whichanoldfellowinablackgownfiredathim,“saidNed。“Instantly,SirWhat’s-his-namerecoveredhimself,pitchedthetyrantoutofthewindow,andturnedtojointhelady,victorious,butwithabumponhisbrow,foundthedoorlocked,toreupthecurtains,madearopeladder,gothalfwaydownwhentheladderbroke,andhewentheadfirstintothemoat,sixtyfeetbelow。Couldswimlikeaduck,paddledroundthecastletillhecametoalittledoorguardedbytwostoutfellows,knockedtheirheadstogethertilltheycrackedlikeacoupleofnuts,then,byatriflingexertionofhisprodigiousstrength,hesmashedinthedoor,wentupapairofstonestepscoveredwithdustafootthick,toadsasbigasyourfist,andspidersthatwouldfrightenyouintohysterics,MIssMarch。Atthetopofthesestepshecameplumpuponasightthattookhisbreathawayandchilledhisblood……“
  “Atallfigure,allinwhitewithaveiloveritsfaceandalampinitswastedhand,“wentonMeg。“Itbeckoned,glidingnoiselesslybeforehimdownacorridorasdarkandcoldasanytomb。Shadowyeffigiesinarmorstoodoneitherside,adeadsilencereigned,thelampburnedblue,andtheghostlyfigureeverandanonturneditsfacetowardhim,showingtheglitterofawfuleyesthroughitswhiteveil。Theyreachedacurtaineddoor,behindwhichsoundedlovelymusic。Hesprangforwardtoenter,butthespecterpluckedhimback,andwavedthreateninglybeforehima……“
  “Snuffbox,“saidJo,inasepulchraltone,whichconvulsedtheaudience。“`Thankee,’saidtheknightpolitely,ashetookapinchandsneezedseventimessoviolentlythathisheadfelloff。`Ha!
  Ha!’laughedtheghost,andhavingpeepedthroughthekeyholeattheprincessesspinningawayfordearlife,theevilspiritpickeduphervictimandputhiminalargetinbox,wheretherewereelevenotherknightspackedtogetherwithouttheirheads,likesardines,whoallroseandbeganto……“
  “Danceahornpipe,“cutinFred,asJopausedforbreath,“and,astheydanced,therubbishyoldcastleturnedtoaman-of-warinfullsail。`Upwiththejib,reefthetops’lhalliards,helmhardalee,andmantheguns!’roaredthecaptain,asaPortuguesepiratehoveinsight,withaflagblackasinkflyingfromherforemast。
  `Goinandwin,myhearties!’saysthecaptain,andatremendousfightbegan。OfcoursetheBritishbeat,theyalwaysdo。“
  “No,theydon’t!“criedJo,aside。
  “Havingtakenthepiratecaptainprisoner,sailedslapovertheschooner,whosedeckswerepiledhighwithdeadandwhoseleescuppersranblood,fortheorderhadbeen`Cutlasses,anddiehard!’`Bosun’smate,takeabightoftheflying-jibsheet,andstartthisvillainifhedoesn’tconfesshissinsdoublequick,’saidtheBritishcaptain。ThePortugueseheldhistonguelikeabrick,andwalkedtheplank,whilethejollytarscheeredlikemad。Buttheslydogdived,cameupundertheman-of-war,scuttledher,anddownshewent,withallsailset,`Tothebottomofthesea,sea,sea’where……“
  “Oh,gracious!WhatshallIsay?“criedSallie,asFredendedhisrigmarole,inwhichhehadjumbledtogetherpell-mellnauticalphrasesandfactsoutofoneofhisfavoritebooks。
  “Well,theywenttothebottom,andanicemermaidwelcomedthem,butwasmuchgrievedonfindingtheboxofheadlessknights,andkindlypickledtheminbrine,hopingtodiscoverthemysteryaboutthem,forbeingawoman,shewascurious。By-and-byadivercamedown,andthemermaidsaid,`I’llgiveyouaboxofpearlsifyoucantakeitup,’forshewantedtorestorethepoorthingstolife,andcouldn’traisetheheavyloadherself。Sothediverhoisteditup,andwasmuchdisappointedonopeningittofindnopearls。Heleftitinagreatlonelyfield,whereitwasfoundbya……“
  “Littlegoosegirl,whokeptahundredfatgeeseinthefield,“
  saidAmy,whenSallie’sinventiongaveout。“Thelittlegirlwassorryforthem,andaskedanoldwomanwhatsheshoulddotohelpthem。`Yourgeesewilltellyou,theyknoweverything。’saidtheoldwoman。Sosheaskedwhatsheshouldusefornewheads,sincetheoldoneswerelost,andallthegeeseopenedtheirhundredmouthsandscreamed……“
  “`Cabbages!’“continuedLauriepromptly。“`Justthething,’
  saidthegirl,andrantogettwelvefineonesfromhergarden。
  Sheputthemon,theknightsrevivedatonce,thankedher,andwentontheirwayrejoicing,neverknowingthedifference,forthereweresomanyotherheadslikethemintheworldthatnoonethoughtanythingofit。TheknightinwhomI’minterestwentbacktofindtheprettyface,andlearnedthattheprincesseshadspunthemselvesfreeandallgoneandmarried,butone。Hewasinagreatstateofmindatthat,andmountingthecolt,whostoodbyhimthroughthickandthin,rushedtothecastletoseewhichwasleft。Peepingoverthehedge,hesawthequeenofhisaffectionspickingflowersinhergarden。`Willyougivemearose?’saidhe。`Youmustcomeandgetit。Ican’tcometoyou,itisn’tproper,’saidshe,assweetashoney。Hetriedtoclimboverthehedge,butitseemedtogrowhigherandhigher。Thenhetriedtopushthrough,butitgrewthickerandthicker,andhewasindespair。Sohepatientlybroketwigaftertwigtillhehadmadealittleholethroughwhichhepeeped,sayingimploringly,`Letmein!Letmein!’Buttheprettyprincessdidnotseemtounderstand,forshepickedherrosesquietly,andlefthimtofighthiswayin。Whetherhedidornot,Frankwilltellyou。“
  “Ican’t。I’mnotplaying,Ineverdo,“saidFrank,dismayedatthesentimentalpredicamentoutofwhichhewastorescuetheabsurdcouple。BethhaddisappearedbehindJo,andGracewasasleep。
  “Sothepoorknightistobeleftstickinginthehedge,ishe?“askedMr。Brooke,stillwatchingtheriver,andplayingwiththewildroseinhisbuttonhole。
  “Iguesstheprincessgavehimaposy,andopenedthegateafterawhile,“saidLaurie,smilingtohimself,ashethrewacornsathistutor。
  “Whatapieceofnonsensewehavemade!Withpracticewemightdosomethingquiteclever。DoyouknowTruth?“
  “Ihopeso,“saidMegsoberly。
  “Thegame,Imean?“
  “whatisit?“saidFred。
  “Why,youpileupyourhands,chooseanumber,anddrawoutinturn,andthepersonwhodrawsatthenumberhastoanswertrulyanyquestionputbytherest。It’sgreatfun。“
  “Let’stryit,“saidJo,wholikednewexperiments。
  MissKateandMr。Booke,Meg,andNeddeclined,butFred,Sallie,Jo,andLauriepiledanddrew,andthelotfelltoLaurie。
  “Whoareyourheroes?“askedJo。
  “GrandfatherandNapoleon。“
  “Whichladyheredoyouthinkprettiest?“saidSallie。
  “Margaret。“
  “Whichdoyoulikebest?“fromFred。
  “Jo,ofcourse。“
  “Whatsillyquestionsyouask!“AndJogaveadisdainfulshrugastherestlaughedatLaurie’smatter-of-facttone。
  “Tryagain。Truthisn’tabadgame,“saidFred。
  “It’saverygoodoneforyou,“retortedJoinalowvoice。
  Herturncamenext。
  “Whatisyourgreatestfault?’askedFred,bywayoftestinginherthevirtuehelackedhimself。
  “Aquicktemper。“
  “Whatdoyoumostwishfor?“saidLaurie。
  “Apairofbootlacings,“returnedJo,guessinganddefeatinghispurpose。
  “Notatrueanswer。Youmustsaywhatyoureallydowantmost。“
  “Genius。Don’tyouwishyoucouldgiveittome,Laurie?“
  Andsheslylysmiledinhisdisappointedface。
  “Whatvirtuesdoyoumostadmireinaman?“askedSallie。
  “Courageandhonesty。“
  “Nowmyturn,“saidFred,ashishandcamelast。
  “Let’sgiveittohim,“whisperedLaurietoJo,whonoddedandaskedatonce……
  “Didn’tyoucheatatcroquet?’
  “Well,yes,alittlebit。“
  “Good!Didn’tyoutakeyourstoryoutofTHESEALION?“