Thedogwentdirectlytothefire;there,sittingintheverymiddleofthegoldencockatoosontheTurkeyrug,hebegantolickhimself。
  Hedidthisbysittingverysquareonthreelegsandspreadingoutthefourthstiffanderect,asthoughithadbeennotalegatallbutsomethingofwoodoriron。Themeltedsnowpouredoffhim,makingafinelittlepoolaboutthegoldencockatoos。Hemusthavebeenastrange-lookinganimalatanytime,beingbuiltquitesquarelikeatoydog,withagreatdealofhair,veryshortlegs,andathickstubbornneck;hiseyeswerebrown,andnowcouldbeseenveryclearlybecausethehairthatusuallycoveredthemwasplasteredabouthisfacebythesnow。Inhisnormaldayhiseyesgleamedbehindhishairlikesunlightinathickwood。Heworealittlepointedbeardthatcouldonlybeconsideredanaffectation;inoneword,ifyouimaginearidiculouslysmallsheep-dogwithnolegs,aFrenchbeardandastumpofatail,youhavehim。AndifyouwanttoknowmorethanthatIcanonlyreferyoutothedescriptionofhisgreat-great-great-grandson“Jacob,“describedintheChroniclesoftheBeaminsterFamily。
  Thechildrenmeanwhilegazed,andforalongtimenoonesaidaword。ThenHelensaid:“FatherWILLbeangry。“
  Butshedidnotmeanit。Thethreewere,bytheentranceofthedog,instantlyunitedintoanoffensiveanddefensivealliance。TheyknewwellthatshortlyanattackfromtheOutsideWorldmustbedelivered,andwithoutawordspokenoralookexchangedtheywereagreedtodefendboththemselvesandthedogwithallthestrengthintheirpower。Theyhadalwayswantedadog;theyhadbeenpreventedbythestupidandselfishargumentsofuncomprehendingelders。
  Nowthisdogwashere;theywouldkeephim。
  “Oh,he’sperfectlysweet,“suddenlysaidHelen。
  Thedogpausedforamomentfromhisablutions,raisedhiseyes,andregardedherwithalookofcoldcontempt,thenreturnedtohistask。
  “Don’tbesosilly,“saidJeremy。“YouknowyoualwayshateitwhenAuntAmysaysthingslikethataboutyou。“
  “DidNursesee?“askedMary。
  “No,shedidn’t,“saidJeremy;“butshe’llbeupinaminute。“
  “Whatareyougoingtodo?“askedMaryhermouthwideopen。
  “Do?Keephim,ofcourse,“saidJeremystoutly;atthesametimehisheartalittlefailedhimashesawthepoolofthewaterslowlyspreadingandembracingonecockatooafteranotherinitsruinousflood。
  “Weoughttowipehimwithatowel,“saidJeremy;“ifwecouldgethimdrybeforeNursecomesupshemightn’tsaysomuch。“
  Butalas,itwastoolateforanytowel;thedooropened,andtheJampotentered,hummingahymn,verycheerfulandrosyfromthekitchenfireandanabundantseriesofchroniclesofhumanfailingsandmisfortunes。Thehymnceasedabruptly。Shestayedtherewhereshewas,“frozenintoanimage,“assheafterwardsdescribedit。Shealsosaid:“Youcould’aveknockedmedownwithafeather。“
  Thedogdidnotlookather,butcrockedunderhimthelegthathadbeenstifflikearamrodandspreadoutanother。Thechildrendidnotspeak。
  “Well!“Foramomentwordsfailedher;thenshebegan,herhandsspreadoutasthoughshewasaddressingaSuffragettemeetinginTrafalgarSquare。Sheknew,happywoman,nothingofSuffragettes。
  “Ofallthethings,andit’syou,MasterJeremy,that’asdoneit,asanyonemighthaveguessedbythewayyou’vebeenbe’avingthislastfortnight,andwhat’scomeoveryouismorenorInoranyoneelsecantell,whichIwassayingonlyyesterdaytoyourmotherthatit’smorethanonebodyandpairofhandsisuptothemanagingofnowyou’vegotsowildandwicked;andwhereverfromdidyougetthedirtyanimaldroppingwateralloverthenurserycarpetandsmellingawful,I’llbebound,whichanyonecanseethat’sgoteyes,andyou’dknowwhatyourfatherwilldotoyouwhenheknowsofit,andsoheshall,assureasmynameisLizziePreston……Goonout,youugly,dirtyanimal-ough,you’orriblecreatureyou。I’ll——“
  Butheradvancewasstopped。Jeremystoppedit。Standinginfrontofthedog,hisshortthicklegsspreaddefiantlyapart,hisfistsclenched,healmostshouted:
  “Youshan’ttouchhim……No,youshan’t。Idon’tcare。Heshan’tgooutagainanddie。You’reacruel,wickedwoman。“
  TheJampotgasped。Never,no,neverinallherlongnursingexperiencehadshebeensodefied,soinsulted。
  Herteethclickedasalwayswhenhertemperwasroused,thereasonbeingthatthirtyyearsagotheartsandaccomplishmentsofdentistryhadnotreachedsofineaperfectionasto-daycanshow。
  Shehad,moreover,boughtacheapset。Herteethclicked。Shebegan:
  “ThemomentyourmothercomesIgivehernotice。TothinkthatalltheseyearsI’veslavedandslavedonlytobetoldsuchthingsbyaboyas——“
  Thenaverydramaticthingoccurred。Thedooropened,justasitmightinthethirdactofaplaybyM。Sardou,andrevealedthesmilingfacesofMrs。Cole,MissAmyTrefusisandtheRev。WilliamJellybrand,SeniorCurateofSt。James’s,OrangeStreet。
  Mr。Jellybrandhadarrived,asheveryoftendid,totea。Hehadexpressedadesire,asheveryoftendid,toseethe“dearchildren。“Mrs。Cole,likingtoshowherchildrentovisitors,eventosuchregularandordinaryonesasMr。Jellybrand,atoncewaseagertogratifyhisdesire。
  “We’llcatchthemjustbeforetheirtea,“shesaidhappily。
  ThereisanunfortunatetendencyonthepartofourPressandstagetocaricatureourcurates;thistendencyIwouldwillinglyavoid。Itshouldbeeasyenoughtodo,asIamwritingaboutPolchester,atownthatsimplyabounds——andalsoaboundedthirtyyearsago——incuratesofthemostsplendidandmanlytype。But,unfortunately,Mr。
  Jellybrandwasnotoneofthese。I,myself,rememberhimverywell,andcanseehimnowflinginghisthin,black,and——asitseemedtomethen——giganticfigureupOrangeStreet,hiscoatflappingbehindhim,hisenormousbootsflappinginfrontofhim,andhishugehandsflappingoneachsideofhimlikeahugegesticulatingcrow。
  Hehad,thePolchesterpeoplewholikedhimsaid,“arichvoice。“
  Theotherswhodidnotlikehimcalledhim“anaffectedass。“Heranupanddownthescalelikethis:
  Mrs。
  dear
  My
  Cole。
  andhisbluecheekslookedcolderthananyiceberg。ButthenImustconfessthatIamprejudiced。Ididnotlikehim;nochildrendid。
  TheColechildrenhatedhim。Jeremybecausehehaddamphands,Helenbecauseheneverlookedather,Marybecauseheoncesaidtoher,“Littlegirlsmustplayaswellaswork,youknow。“Healwaystalkeddowntousasthoughwewerebeingsofanotherandinferiorplanet。
  Hecalledit,“Gettingonwiththelittleones。“No,hewasnotpopularwithus。
  Hestoodonthisparticularanddramaticoccasioninfrontofthegroupinthedoorwayandstared——aswellhemight。Unfortunatelythesituation,alreadybadenough,wasaggravatedbythisdarkprominenceofMr。Jellybrand。ItcannotbefoundinanychroniclesthatMr。Jellybrandandthedoghadmetbefore;itissimplyafactthatthedog,raisinghiseyesattheopeningofthedoorandcatchingsightoftheblack-coatedfigure,forgotinstantlyhistoilet,rosedrippingfromhisrug,andadvancedgrowling,hislipsback,hisearsout,histailerect,towardsthedoor。Theneverythinghappenedtogether。Mr。Jellybrand,whohadbeenafraidofdogseversince,asaninfant,hehadbeenmistakenforabonebyalargeretriever,steppedbackuponAuntAmy,whoutteredashrillcry。Mrs。Cole,althoughshedidnotforsakeheraccustomedplacidity,said:“Nurse……Nurse……“Jeremycried:“It’sallright,hewouldn’ttouchanything,he’sonlyfriendly。“MaryandHelentogethermovedforwardasthoughtoprotectJeremy,andtheJampotcouldbeheardinaconfusedwail:“Notme,Mum……
  Wickedestboy……bettergivenotice……asneverlistens……
  dog……dog……“
  Theanimal,however,showedhimselfnow,asatthatfirstearlierviewofhim,indifferenttohissurroundings。Hecontinuedhisadvanceandthen,beingonlyafractionofaninchfromMr。
  Jellybrand’stemptinggleamingblacktrousers,hestopped,crouchedlikeatiger,andwithteethstillbaredcontinuedhiskettle-likereverberations。AuntAmy,whohateddogs,lovedMr。Jellybrand,andwasnotintheleastsentimentalwhenherpersonalsafetywasindanger,criedinashrillvoice:“Buttakeitaway。Takeitaway。
  Alice,tellhim。It’sgoingtobiteMr。Jellybrand。“
  ThedograisedoneeyefromhisdreamycontemplationofthetrousersandglancedatAuntAmy;fromthatmomentmaybedatedafeudwhichdeathonlyconcluded。Thisdogwasnotaforgetfuldog。
  Jeremyadvanced。“It’sallright,“hecriedscornfully。“Hewouldn’tbiteanything。“Hebentdown,tooktheanimalbythescruffoftheneck,andproceededtoleaditbacktothefire。Theanimalwentwithoutamoment’shesitation;itwouldbetoomuchtosaythatitexchangedawinkwithJeremy,butsomethingcertainlypassedbetweenthem。BackagainontheTurkeyrughebecamemasterofthesituation。Hedidtheonlythingpossible:hedisregardedentirelythegeneralcompanyandaddressedhimselftotheonlypersonofultimateimportance——namely,Mrs。Cole。Helaydownonallfours,lookedupdirectlyintoherface,baredhisteeththistimeinasmileandnotinagrowl,andwaggedhisfarcicaltail。
  Mrs。Cole’spsychologywasofthesimplest:ifyouwerenicetohershewoulddoanythingforyou,butinspiteofallherplacidityshewassometimeshurtinhermostsensitiveplaces。Thesewoundssheneverdisplayed,andnooneeverknewofthem,andindeedtheypassedveryquickly——buttheretheyoccasionallywere。Nowonwhatslendercircumstancesdothefatesofdogsandmortalshang。OnlythatafternoonMr。Jellybrand,intheinnocentself-confidenceofhisheart,hadagreedwithMissMaple,anelderlyandbitterspinster,thatthenextsewingmeetingoftheDorcasSisterhoodshouldbeheldinherhouseandnotattheRectory。HehadtoldMrs。
  Coleofthisonhiswayupstairstothenursery。NowMrs。ColelikedtheDorcasmeetingsattheRectory;shelikedthecheerfulchatter,thehospitality,thegentlescandalandherownpositionashostess。