Youcouldn’tseewhytheywashedthebedding,andtookthefeathersfromthepillowsandsteamedtheminmosquitonettingbagsanddriedthemintheshade,whenSally’swastobeamorningwedding,buttheydid。IevenhadtotakeabucketandgatherfromaroundthewallsallthelittleheapsofrocksandshellsthatUncleAbrahamhadsentmotherfromCalifornia,takethemoutandwashandwipethem,andstackthemback,withthefanciestonesontop。Hesentheraringmadeofgoldhedughimself。Shealwayskepttheringinabottleinherbureau,andshemeanttowearitatthewedding,withhernewsilkdress。I
  hadanewdresstoo。Idon’tknowhowtheygoteverythingdone。
  Allofthemworked,untilthelastfewdaystheywereperfectcrosspatches。
  Whentheycouldn’tfindanotherthingindoorstoscour,theybeganontheyard,orchard,barnandroad。MotherevenhadLeonstackthewoodpilestraighter。Shesaidwhencordedwoodleanedatanangle,itmadepeopleseemshiftless;andsheneverpassedaplacewhereitlookedthatwaythatherfingersdidn’tjustitchtogetatit。Hehadtopulleveryragweedoneachsideoftheroadasfarasourlandreached,andlayeveryrailstraightinthefences。FatherhadtotakespikesandourbiggestmaulandgotothebridgesatthefootoftheBigandtheLittleHill,andseethateveryplankwasfast,sononeofthemwouldrattlewhenimportantguestsdroveacross。Shesaidshejustsimplywouldn’thavetheminsuchaconditionthatJudgePettiscouldn’thearhimselfthinkwhenhecrossed;foryoucouldtellfromhislooksthatitwasveryimportantthatnoneofthethingshethoughtshouldbelost。Therewasn’tasinglespotabouttheplaceinsideoroutthatwasn’tgoneover;andtolotsofityouneverwouldhaveknownanythinghadbeendoneifyouhadn’tseen,becausetheplacewasalwaysinpropershapeanyway;butfathersaidmotheractedjustlikethat,evenwhenhersonsweremarriedatotherpeople’shouses;andifshekeptongettingworse,everygirlshemarriedoff,bythetimeshereachedme,we’dallbescouredthreadbareandshe’dbeonthevergeofthegrave。MayandIweededtheflowerbeds,pickedalltheripeseed,andpulledupandburnedallthestalksthatweredoneblooming。FatherandLaddiewentoverthegardencarefully;theyscrapedthewalksandevenshookthepalingstoseeifoneweregoingtocomelooserightatthelastminute,wheneveryonewouldbesoflustratedtherewouldbenotimetofixit。
  Thentheybegantotalkaboutarrangementsfortheceremony,whetherweshouldhaveourregularminister,orPresidingElderLemon,andwhatpeopletheyweregoingtoinvite。Justwhenwehadplannedtoaskeveryone,havetheweddinginthechurch,andthebreakfastatthehouse,andalldriveinajoyousprocessiontoGrovevilletogivethemagoodsend-offinwalkedSally。ShehadbeenvisitingPeter’speople,andweplannedalotwhileshewasaway。
  “What’sgoingonhere?“sheasked,standinginthedoorway,danglingherbonnetbytheties。
  Sheneverlookedprettier。Herhairhadblownoutinlittlecurlsaroundherfacefromriding,hercheeksweresopink,andhereyessobright。
  “Weweretalkingabouthavingtheceremonyinthechurch,soeveryonecanbecomfortablyseated,andseeandhearwell,“
  answeredmother。
  Sallystraightenedupandbeganjerkingtherosesonherbonnetfartooroughlyforartificialflowers。PerhapsIsurprisedyouwiththatartificialword,butIcanspellanddefineit;it’seasydividedintosyllables。Goodnessknows,Ihaveseenenoughflowersmadefromthehairofthedead,wax,andpaper,whereyougettheshape,butthecolourneverisright。TheseofSally’sweremuchtoobright,buttheywerebetterthantheonesmadeatourhouse。Herswereofclothandboughtatastore。Youcouldn’ttellwhy,butSallyjerkedherroses;Iwishedshewouldn’t,becauseIverywellknewtheywouldbeusedtotrimmyhatthenextsummer,andshesaid:“Well,peopledon’thavetobecomfortableduringaweddingceremony;theycanstandupifI
  can,andasforseeingandhearing,I’maskingagoodmanythatI
  don’tintendtohaveseeorheareitherone!“
  “Mysoul!“criedmother,andshedroppedherhandsandhermouthfellopen,likeshealwaystolduswenevershouldletours,whileshestaredatSally。
  “Idon’tcare!“saidSally,straighteningtalleryet;hereyesbegantoshineandherlipstoquiver,asifshewouldcryinaminute;“Idon’tcare——!“
  “Whichmeans,mychild,thatyouDOcare,verymuch,“saidfather。“Supposeyouceasesuchrecklesstalk,andexplaintousexactlywhatitisthatyoudowant。“
  Sallygaveherbonnetanawfuljerk。Thoseroseswouldlooklikesinbeforemyturntowearthemcame,andshesaid:“Wellthen,Idocare!Icarewithallmymight!Thechurchisallright,ofcourse;butIwanttobemarriedinmyveryownhome!Everyonecanthinkwhatevertheypleaseabouttheirhome,andsocanI,andwhatIthinkis,thatthisisthenicestandtheprettiestplaceinalltheworld,andIbelonghere——“
  Fatherliftedhishead,hisfacebegantoshine,andhiseyestogrowteary;whilemotherstartedtowardSally。Sheputoutherhandandheldmotherfromheratarm’slength,andsheturnedandlookedbehindherthroughthesitting-roomandparlour,andthenatus,andshetalkedsofastyounevercouldhaveunderstoodwhatshesaidifyouhadn’tknownallofitanyway,andthoughtexactlythesamethingyourself。
  “Ihavejustlovedthishouseeversinceitwasbuilt,“shesaid,“andI’vehadasgoodtimeshereasanygirleverhad。IfanyonethinksI’msoveryanxioustoleaveit,andyou,andmother,andalltheothers,whyit’sabigmistake。Seemsasifagirlisexpectedtomarryandgotoahomeofherown;it’sdrummedintoherandthingsfixedforherfromthedayofherbirth;andofcourseIdolikePeter,butnohomeintheworld,noteventheoneheprovidesforme,willeverbeanydearertomethanmyownhome;andasI’vealwayslivedinit,Iwanttobemarriedinit,andIwanttostayhereuntiltheverylastsecond——“
  “Youshall,mychild,youshall!“sobbedmother。
  “Andasforhavingacrowdofmenthatfatherisplanningtoask,staringatme,becausehechangesharvesthelpandwoodchoppingwiththem,orbeingcriticisedandclawedoverbysomewomensimplybecausethey’llbeangryiftheydon’tgetthechance,I
  justwon’t——sothere!NotifIhavetostandtheministeragainstthewall,andturnourbackstoeveryone。Ithink——“
  “Thatwilldo!“saidfather,wipinghiseyes。“Thatwilldo,Sally!YourmotherandIhavegotaprettyclearunderstandingofhowyoufeel,now。Don’texciteyourself!Yourweddingshan’tbeusedtopayoffourscores。Youmayaskexactlywhomyouplease,want,andfeelquitecomfortabletohavearoundyou——“
  ThenSallyfellonmother’sneckandeveryonecriedawhile;
  thenwewipedup,LeongaveSallyhisslate,andshecameandsatbesidethetableandbegantomakeoutalistofthoseshereallywantedtoinvite。Firstsheputdownallofourfamily,evenmanyawayinOhio,andallofPeter’s,andthenhisfriends,andhers。Onceinthelistofgirlsshestoppedandsaid:“IfI
  takethatbeautifulimportedhandkerchieffromPamelaPryor,I
  havejustgottoinviteher“
  “Andshewilloutdressandoutshineyouatyourownwedding,“putinShelley。
  “Lether,ifshecan!“saidSallycalmly。“She’llhavetohumpherselfifshebeatsthatdressofmine;andasforlooks,Iknowlotsofpeoplewhothinkgrayeyes,pinkcheeks,andbrowncurlsfardaintierandprettierthanredcheeksandblackeyesandcurls。IfshereallyisbetterlookingthanIam,itisn’therfault;Godmadeherthatway,andHewouldn’tlikeustopunishherforit;anditwould,becauseanyonecanseeshewantstobefriends;don’tyouthink,mother?“——mothernodded——“andbesides,Ithinkshe’sbetterlookingthanIam,myself!“
  Sallysaidthat,andwrotedownthePrincess’nameinbigletters,andnoonecheeped。
  Thenshebeganonourneighbourhood,thinkingoutloudandwritingwhatshethought。Soallofuswereasstill,andheldourbreathinsoftlyandwaited,andSallysaidslowandmusinglike,“Ofcoursewecouldn’thaveanythingatTHIShousewithoutSarahHood。Shedressedmostofuswhenwewereborn,nurseduswhenweweresick,helpedwiththreshing,company,andparties,andshe’sjustsplendidanyway;webetteraskalltheHoods“;soshewrotethemdown。“AnditwillbelonelyforWidowWillisandthegirlstoseeeveryoneelsehere——wemusthavethem;andofcourseDeams——Amandaisalwayssuchsplendidhelp;andtheWidowFallissoperfectlylovely,wewantherfordecorativepurposes;
  andwecouldscarcelyleaveoutShaws;theyalwayshaveallofuseverythingtheydo;andDr。Fennerofcourse;andwe’llwantFloandAgnesKuntztowaitontable,sotheirfolksmightaswellcometoo——“
  Soshewentontakingupeachfamilyweknew,andtellingwhattheyhaddoneforus,orwhatwehaddoneforthem;andshefoundsomegoodreasonforinvitingthem,andprettysoonfathersettledbackinhischairandnevertookhiseyesfromSally’sshiningheadasshebentovertheslate,andthenhebeganpullinghislowerlip,likewhenitwon’tbehave,andhiseyesdancedexactlyasI’veseenLeon’s。Ineverhadnoticedthatbefore。
  SallywentstraightonandatlastshecametoFreshetts。“Iamgoingtohaveallofthem,too,“shesaid。“Thechildrenaregoodchildren,anditwillhelpthemalongtoseehowthingsaredonewhentheyareright;andIdon’tcarewhatanyonesays,I
  LIKEMrs。Freshett。I’llaskhertohelpwork,andthatwillkeepherfromtalking,andgivetheotherwomenachancetoseethatshe’sclean,andhuman,andwouldbeagoodneighbourifthey’dbefriendly。Ifweaskher,thentheotherswill。“
  Whenshefinished——asyoulive——therewasn’tasoulshehadleftoutexceptBillRamsdell,whostarvedhisdoguntilitsuckedoureggs,andIsaacThomas,whowassolazyhewouldn’tworkenoughtokeephiswifeandchildrendressedsotheyevercouldgoanywhere,buthealwayswent,evenwithragsflying,andgothisstomachfulljustbytalkingabouthowhelovedtheLord。TosavemeIcouldn’tseeIsaacThomaswithoutbeginningtomyself:
  “’Tisthevoiceofthesluggard;Ihearhimcomplain,Youhavewakedmetoosoon,Imustslumberagain。
  Ipassedbyhisgarden,Isawthewildbrier,Thethorn,andthethistle,growbroaderandhigher;
  Theclothesthathangonhimareturningtorags;
  Andhismoneyhewastes,tillhestarvesorhebegs。“
  ThatdescribedIsaactothelasttatter,onlyhecouldn’twastemoney;heneverhadany。OnceIaskedfatherwhathethoughtIsaacwoulddowithit,ifbysomeunforeseenworkingofDivineProvidence,hegottendollars。Fathersaidhecouldtellmeexactly,becauseIsaaconcesoldsometimberandhadahundredallatonce。HewentstraighttotownandboughtMandyaredsilkdressandabrassbreastpin,whenshehadnoshoes。Hegotthechildrenanorgan,whentheywerehungry;andhimselfaplughat。Mandyandthechildrencriedbecauseheforgotcandyandorangesuntilthelastcentwasgone。FathersaidtheonlytimeIsaaceverworkedsinceheknewhimwaswhenhesawhowthehatlookedwithhisrags。Heactuallyhelpedthemenfellthetreesuntilhegotenoughtobuyasuit,theremainsofwhichhestillworeonSunday。Iaskedfatherwhyhedidn’twearthehattoo,andfathersaidthelossofthathatwasablow,fromwhichIsaacneverhadrecovered。Onceatcamp-meetinghelaiditasidetoprayhislongest,mostimpressiveprayer,andanaffectionatecowstrayedupandlickedthenapalloffbeforeIsaacfinished,sohenevercouldwearitagain。
  Sallysaid:“I’llbeswitchedifI’llhavethatdisgustingcreaturearoundstuffinghimselfonmyweddingday;butifyou’renotinbed,whenit’sallover,mother,Idowishyou’dsendMandyandthechildrenabasket。“
  Motherpromised,andfathersatandlookedonandpulledhislowerlipuntilhisearsalmostwiggled。ThenSallysaidshewantedLaddieandShelleytostandattheparlourdoorandkeepittightshut,andseateveryoneinthesitting-roomexceptaspeciallistshehadmadeouttosendinthere。ShewantedallourfamilyandPeter’s,andonlyafewveryclosefriends,butitwasenoughtofilltheroom。ShesaidwhensheandPetercamedownstairseveryonecouldseehowtheylookedwhentheycrossedthesitting-room,andforallthedifferencethedoorwouldmake,itcouldbeleftopenthen;shewouldbewalledinbypeopleshewantedaroundher,andtheotherscouldhavethefunofbeingthere,seeingwhattheycould,andgettingalltheywantedtoeat。Fatherandmothersaidthatwasallright,onlytosaynothingabouttheplantoshutthedoor;butwhenthetimecamejusttocloseitandeverythingwouldbesatisfactory。
  ThenSallytooktheslateupstairstocopythelistwithink,soeveryonewentaboutsomething,whilemothercrossedtofatherandhetookheronhislap,andtheylookedateachotherthelongestandthehardest,andneitherofthemsaidaword。Afterawhiletheycriedandlaughed,andcriedsomemore,anditwasaboutassensibleaswhataflockofgeesesaywhentheyareletoutofthebarnandstartforthemeadowinthemorning。Thenfather,alllaughyandcriey,said:“ThankGod!Oh,thankGod,thegirllovesthehomewehavemadeforher!“
  Justsaiditoverandover,andmotherkeptputtingin:“Itpays,Paul!Itpays!“
  NextdaySallyputonherridinghabitandfixedherselfasprettyasevershecould,andwentaroundtohavealastlittlevisitwitheveryone,andinvitedthemherself,andthenshewroteletterstopeopleaway。ElizabethandLucycamehome,andeveryonebegantowork。Fatherandmotherwenttothevillageinthecarriageandbroughthomethebedfullofthingstoeat,andallwehadwasadded,andmotherbegantopackbutter,andsaveeggsforcakes,andthedaybefore,Ithoughttherewouldn’tbeachickenleftontheplace。Theykilledandkilled,andSarahHood,AmandaDeam,andMrs。Freshettpickedandpicked。
  “I’llbetadollarwegetsomethingthistimebesidesribsandneck,“saidLeon。“Howdoyousupposethighandbreastwouldtaste?“
  “Iwasalwayscrazytotrythetail,“Isaid。
  “Muchchanceyougot,“sniggeredLeon。“’MemberthetimethatfatheraskedthePresidingElder,`BrotherLemon,whatpieceofthefowldoyouprefer?’andheupandsaid:`I’mpartialtotherump,BrotherStanton。’Theresatfatherboundhewouldn’tgivehimmother’spiece,sohepretendedhecouldn’tfindit,andforkedallovertheplatterandthengavehimtheribsandthethigh。Gee,howmotherscoldedhimafterthepreacherhadgone!
  Younoticefatherhasn’taskedthatsince。Now,healwayssays:
  `Doyoupreferlightordarkmeat?’Muchchanceyouhaveofevertastingatail,iffatherwon’tevengiveonetothePresidingElder!“
  “Butasmanyastheyarekilling——“
  “OhTHIStime,“saidLeonwithaflourish,“thistimewearegoingtohavelivers,andbreast,andthighs,ANDtails,ifyouarebeholdentotail。“
  “I’dliketoknowhowweare?“