“`Madfrenzyfireshimnow,’“quotedLeon。
  ItwasSundayafterdinner。WehadbeentochurchandSunday-
  schoolintheforenoon,andwehadahousefulofcompanyfordinner。Allofthemremainedtospendtheafternoon,becauseinourhomeitwasperfectlylovely。Wehadabigdinnerwitheverythinggoodtostarton,andthenwetalkedandvisitedandtoldallthenews。Thewomenexchangednewrecipesforcooking,advisedeachotherabouthowtogetmoreworkdonewithlessworry,todoctortheirsickfolks,andtomaketheirdresses。Atlast,wheneverythingwastalkedover,andtherebegantobeaquiettime,fatherwouldreachacrossthetable,pickupapaperandreadalltheinterestingthingsthathadhappenedinthecountryduringthepastweek;thejokestoo,andtheymadepeoplethinkoffunnystoriestotell,andwejustlaughed。IntheAgriculturisttherewerenewwaystofarmeasier,tomakelandbearmorecrops;sohedividedthatwiththeneighbours,alsohowtomakegardens,andprunetrees。Beforehefinished,healwaysmanagedtoworkinalotaboutbeinghonest,kind,andlovingGod。
  HeandmotherfeltsogoodoverLeon,andbythistimetheywerebeginningtoseethattheyweremightygladaboutthemoneytoo。
  Itwouldn’thavebeensoeasytowork,andearn,andpaybackallthatforourschool,roads,andthechurch;andeverydayyoucouldseeplainerhowhappytheyfeltthattheydidn’thavetodoit。Becausetheyweresogladaboutthesethings,theyinvitedeveryonetheymetthatday;butweknewSaturdaymotherfeltthatprobablyshewouldaskacrowd,fromthechickens,pie,andcakeshegotready。Whenthereadingpartwasover,andthewomenwerebeginningtolookattheclock,andyouknewtheyfelttheyshouldgohome,anddidn’twantto,Laddiearoseandsaidthat,andLeonpipeduplikehealwaysdoesandmadeeveryonelaugh。OfcoursetheylookedatLaddie,andnooneknewwhathemeant,soallthewomenandafewofthemenaskedhim。
  “Watchme,Isaid,“laughedLaddieashelefttheroom。
  SoonMrs。Dover,sittingbesidethefrontwindow,cried:“Hereheisatthegate!“
  Hewasonhishorse,buthehitcheditandwentaroundthehouseandupthebackway。Beforelongthestairdoorofthesitting-
  roomopened,andtherehestood。Westaredathim。Ofcoursehewasbathed,andincleanclothingtostartwith,buthehadwashedandbrushedsomemore,untilheshone。Hischeekswereassmoothandasclearpinkasanygirl’s,hiseyesblue-grayandbig,withlonglashesandheavybrows。Hishairwasbrightbrownandwavy,andhewassobigandbroad。Heneverhadbeensickadayinhislife,andhedidn’tlookasifheeverwouldbe。
  AndclothesDOmakeadifference。Hewouldhavehadexactlythesamehair,face,andbody,wearingahickoryshirtanddenimtrousers;buthewouldn’thavelookedashedidintheclothesheworeatcollege,whenitwasSundaythere,orhewasinvitedtoapartyatthePresident’s。Idon’tseehowanymancouldpossiblybehandsomerorlookfiner。Hisshirt,collar,andcuffsweresnow-white,likeeverythinghadtobebeforemothergotthroughwithit;hisbigloosetiealmostreachedhisshoulders;andourmencoulddoathingnoothermanintheneighbourhooddid:theycouldappeareasierinthefinestsuittheycouldputonthanintheirworkingclothes。
  MotherusedtosayonethingshedreadedaboutSundaywastheevidenttorturesofthepoormensquirminginbootssheknewpinchedthem,coatstootight,andcollarstoohigh。Shesaidtheyactedlikehalf-brokencoltsfrettingoverrestriction。
  Alwaysshesaidtofatherandtheboyswhentheywenttobuytheirnewclothes:“Now,DON’Tjointheharnessfighters!Getyourclothingbigenoughtosetyourbodieswithcomfortandease。“
  Isupposethoseothermenwouldhavelookedlikeoursiftheirmothershadtoldthem。Youcanalwaysseethatamanneedsawomantohelphimoutawfulbad。
  OfcourseLaddieknewhewashandsome;hehadtoknowallofthemwerelookingathimcuriously,buthestoodtherebuttoninghisgloveandlaughingtohimselfuntilSarahHoodasked:“Nowwhatareyouupto?“
  Hetookasteptowardher,ranonehandunderherlanternjawedchin,pulledherheadagainsthissideandturnedupherface。
  “Sarah,“hesaid,“’memberthedaywespoiledthewashing?“
  Everyonelaughed。Theyhadmadejokesaboutituntilourfriendsknewwhattheymeant。
  “Whatareyougoingtospoilnow?“askedSarah。
  “TheEgyptians!The`furriners。’I’mgoingrightafterthem!“
  “Well,youcouldbeinbetterbusiness,“saidSarahHoodsharply。
  Laddielaughedandsqueezedherchin,andhuggedherheadagainsthim。
  “Listentothat,now!“hecried。“Mybestfriendgoingbackonme。Sarah,Ithoughtyou,ofallpeople,wouldwishmeluck。“
  “Ido!“shesaidinstantly。“Andthat’stheveryreasonIdon’twantyoumixedupwiththatmysterious,offish,stuck-upmess。“
  “Blessyourdearheart!“saidLaddie,givingherahardersqueezethanever。“Yougotthatallwrong,Sarah。You’lllivetoseetheday,veryshortly,whenyou’llchangeeverywordofit。“
  “Ihaven’tdoneanythingbutgetsureraboutiteverydayfortwoyears,anyway,“saidSarahHood。
  “Exactly!“saidLaddie,“butwaituntilIhavetakentheplunge!
  LetmetellyouhowthePryorfamilystrikesme。Ithinkheisahigh-tempered,domineeringman,proudasLucifer!Forsomecause,justornot,heisruininghislifeandthatofhisfamilybecausehesofirmlybelievesitjust;heishidingherefromhishomecountry,hisrelatives,andfriends。Ithinksheis,barringyouandmother,thehandsomestwomanofherageIeversaw——“
  Allofthemlaughed,becauseSarahHoodwasnearlyashomelyasawomancouldgrow,andmaybeotherpeopledidn’tfindourmothersolovelyaswethoughther。Ionceheardoneofherbestfriendssayshewas“distinctlyplain。“Ididn’tseehowshecould;butshesaidthat。
  “——andthemostpitiful,“Laddiewenton。“Sarah,whatdoyousupposesendsafraillittlewomanpacingtheyard,andupanddowntheroad,sometimesinstormandrain,grippingbothhandsoverherheart?“
  “Isupposeit’ssomeshamefulthingIdon’twantyoumixedupwith!“saidSarahHoodpromptly,andpeoplejustshouted。
  “Sarah,“saidLaddie,“I’veseenherclosely,watchedhermove,andstudiedherexpression。There’snotonegrainofpossibilitythatyou,ormother,orMrs。Fall,oranywomanhere,couldbeanycloserconnectedwithSHAME。Shamethereis,“saidLaddie,“andwhataword!Howitstings,burns,withers,andcauseshearttroubleandhiding;butshameinconnectionwiththatwoman,morethanshamethrustuponher,whichmightcometoanyofus,atanytime,shamethatishererror,inthelifeofawomanhavingafacelikehers,Sarah,Iamashamedofyou!Youronlyexcuseisthatyouhaven’tpersistedasIhaveuntilyougottoseeforyourself。“
  “Iamnotmuchonpersistenceinthefaceofalockeddoor,acast-ironmanwithabigcane,andtworavingbulldogs,“saidMrs。Hood。“Wait,youngman!Justwaituntilhesetsthemonyou。“
  Laddie’sheadwentbackandhowhelaughed。
  “Hist!Awordwithyou,Sarah!“hesaid。“’MemberIhaveasortofknackwithanimals。IneveryethavefailedwithoneI
  undertooktowin。NowthosebulldogsofPryors’areasmildaskittenswithamanwhoknowstherightword。ReasonIknow,Sarah,I’vesaidthewordtothem,separatelyandcollectively,anditworked。Thereisacontrast,Sarah,betweenwhatIsayanddotothosedogs,andthekicksandcursestheygetfromtheirowner。I’llwageryoutwotoonethatifyoucangetMr。
  Pryortogointoa`sic-ing’contestwithme,Icanhavehisowndogsathisthroat,whenhecan’tmakethemdomorethantolickmyhands。“
  Theylaughedasifthatwerefunny。
  “Well,Ididn’tknowaboutthis,“saidSarah。“HowlonghaveyoulivedatPryors’?“
  Youcouldn’thaveheardwhatLaddiesaidifhe’dspoken;sohewaiteduntilhecouldbeheard,anditneverworriedhimaspeck。
  Heonlystoodandlaughedtoo;then,“Longenough,“hesaid,“toknowthatallofusaremakingabigandcruelmistakeintakingthemattheirword,andleavingthempenneduptherewelteringinmisery。Whatweshoulddo,istogooverthere,oneatatime,orinabody,andbatteratthedooroftheirhearts,untilwebreakdownthewallofpridetheyhavebuiltaroundthem,easetheirpain,andbringthemwithussocially,iftheyaregoingtoliveamongus。YoupeoplewhotalkloudlyandoftenaboutlovingGod,and`doinguntoothers,’shouldhavegonelongago,forJesus’sake;I’mgoingforthesakeofagirl,withafaceassweet,andaheartaspure,asanyacceptedangelatthefootofthethrone。Mother,Iwantacupofpeachjelly,andsomeofthatexceptionallyfinecakeyouservedatdinner,totaketooursickneighbour。“
  Motherlefttheroom。
  “Father,Iwantpermissiontocutandcarryagenerouschestnutbranch,burred,andfullfruited,totheyoungwoman。Thereisnonesaveoursinthispartofthecountry,andshemayneverhaveseenany,andbeinterested。AndIwantthatarticleaboutfootdiseaseinhorses,forMr。Pryor。I’llbringitbackwhenhefinishes。“
  FatherfoldedthepaperandhandedittoLaddie,whoslippeditinhispocket。
  “Takethefinestbranchyoucanselect,“fathersaid,andI
  almostfellover。
  HehadcarriedthosetreesfromOhio,beforeIhadbeenborn,andmothersaidforyearshewrappedtheminhershawlinwinterandheldanumbrellaovertheminsummer,andfatheralwayswentredandgrinnedwhenshetoldit。Hewaswildabouttrees,andbushes,sohemadeuphismindhe’dhavechestnuts。Heplantedthemoneplace,andiftheydidn’tlikeit,hedugthemupandsetthemanotherwherehethoughttheycouldhavewhattheyneededandhadn’tgotthelastplace。Finally,heputthem,onthefourthmove,onalittlesandyridgeacrosstheroadfromthewoodyard,andthatwasthespot。Theyshotup,branched,spread,andonewasamaleandtwowerefemales,sothepollenflew,theburrsfilledright,andwehadabagofchestnutstosendeachchildawayfromhome,everyChristmas。Thebrownleavesandburrsweresolovely,mothercutoneofthefinestbranchesshecouldselectandhungitabovethesteelengravingof“LincolnFreeingtheSlaves,“intheboys’room,andnothinginthehousewaslookedatoftener,orthoughtprettier。ThatmusthavebeenwhatwasinthebackofLaddie’sheadwhenhewantedabranchforthePrincess。
  Mothercameinwiththecakeandjellyinalittlefancybasket,andLaddiesaid:“Thankyou!Noweveryonewishmeluck!I’mgoingtoridetoPryors’,knockatthedoor,andpresenttheseofferingswithmycompliments。IfI’minvitedin,I’mgoingtomaketheeffortofmylifeatdrivingtheenteringwedgetowardsocialintercoursebetweenPryorsandtheirneighbours。IfI’mnot,I’llbebackinthirtyminutesandtellyouwhathappenedtome。Iftheyrefusemygifts,youshallhavethejelly,Sarah;
  I’llgiveMrs。Falltheolivebranch,bringbackthepaper,andeatthecaketoconsolemywoundedspirits。“
  Ofcourseeveryonelaughed;theycouldn’thelpit。Iwatchedfatherandhelaughedhardestofthemen,butmotherwasmorestiff-lippedaboutit;shecouldn’thelpalittle,though。AndI
  noticedsomeofthosewomenactedasiftheyhadlostsomething。
  MaybeitwasachancetogossipaboutLaddie,forhehadn’tleftthemathingtoguessat,andmothersaysthereasongossipissodreadfulisbecauseitisalwaysGUESSWORK。Well,thatwasallfairandplain。Hehadtoldthosepeople,ourverybestfriends,whathethoughtabouteverything,thewaytheyactedincluded。
  HewascarryingsomethingtoeachmemberofthePryorfamily,andhe’dleftawaytoreturnjokingandunashamed,iftheywouldn’tlethimin。Hehadfixedthingssonoonehadanythingtoguessat,anditwouldlookmuchworseforthePryorsthanitwouldforhim,ifhedidcomeback。
  Iwonderedifhehadbeenbornthatsmart,orifhelearneditincollege。Ifhedid,nowonderLeonwasboundtogo。Cometothinkofit,though,mothersaidLaddiewasalwayslikethat。
  Shesaidheneverbitherwhenhenursed;henevermauledherasifshecouldn’tbehurtwhenhewaslittle,henevertorehisclothesandmadeextraworkashegrew,andneverinhislifegaveheranhour’suneasiness。ButIguessshecouldn’thavesaidthataboutuneasinesslately,forshecouldn’tkeepfromlookingtroubledasallofusfollowedtothegatetoseehimstart。
  Howtheyjoked,andtriedtoteasehim!Buttheycouldn’tgetabreathahead。Heshotbackanswersasfastastheycouldaskquestions,whilehecutthebranchanduntiedthehorse。Hegavethelimbandbaskettomothertohold,kissedhergood-bye,andmetoo,beforehemounted。Withmyarmsaroundhisneck——InevermissedachancetotrytosqueezeintohimhowIlovedhim——I
  whispered:“Laddie,isitasecretanymore?“
  Hethrewbackhisheadandlaughedthehappiest。
  “Nottheghostofasecret!“hesaid。“Butyouletmedothetalking,untilItellyou。“Thenhewentonrightoutloud:
  “I’mridinguptheroadwavingthebannerofpeace。IfIsufferrepulse,thesamethinghashappenedtobettermenbefore,soI’llgetadifferentbannerandtryagain。“
  Laddiemounted,sweptacircleintheroad,droppedFlosonherkneesinabow,andwavedthebranch。Leonbegantosingatthetopofhisvoice,“Nothingbutleaves,nothingbutleaves,“whileLaddiewentflashinguptheroad。
  Thewomenwentbacktothehouse;themenstoodaroundthegate,watchedhimfromsight,talkedabouthishorse,howherode,andmadewagersthathe’dgetshutout,likeeveryonedid,buttheysaidifthathappenedhewouldn’tcomeback。Fatherwasannoyed。
  “YouheardLaddiesayhe’dreturnimmediatelyiftheywouldn’tlethimin,“hesaid。“He’samanofhisword。Hewilleitherenterorcomehomeatonce。“
  Itwaspitchdarkandwehadsupperbeforesomeofthemleft;
  theyneverstayedsolate。Afterwecamefromchurch,fatherreadthechapterandwewerereadyforbed;stillLaddiehadn’tcomeback。Andfatherlikedit!Hejustplainlikedit!HechuckledbehindtheAdvocateuntilyoucouldseeitshake;butmotherhadverylittletosay,andherlipsclosedtight。
  Atbedtimehesaidtomother:“Well,theydon’tseeminahurryaboutsendingtheboyback。“
  “DidyoureallythinkheWOULDbesentback?“askedmother。
  “Notordinarily,“saidfather,“no!Ifhehadnobrain,nowit,noculture,onananimalbasis,awomanwouldlooktwicebeforeshe’dsendhimaway;butwithsuchfanaticsasPryors,onecan’talwaystellwhatwillhappen。“
  “Inacaselikethis,onecanbereasonablycertain,“saidmother。
  “Youdon’tknowwhatsocialpositiontheyoccupiedathome。