Whenmotheraskedhertodinnershesaid:“Thankyoukindly。I
  shouldbegladtogo,butmypeopleexpectmeathomeandtheywouldbeuneasy。Perhapsyouwouldallowmetorideoversomeweekdayandbecomeacquainted?“
  Mothersaidshewouldbehappytohaveher,andShelleysaidsotoo,butSallywasnonetoocordial。Shehaddarkcurlsandpinkcheeksherself,andeveryonehadsaidshewastheprettiestgirlinthecountybeforeShelleybegantoblossomoutandshowwhatshewasgoingtobe。Sallynevermindedthat,butwhenthePrincesscameshewasalittletaller,andherhairwasatriflelonger,andheavier,andblacker,andhereyeswerealittlelargeranddarker,andwhereSallyhadpinkskinandredlips,thePrincesswasdarkasolive,andherlipsandcheekswerelikeredvelvet。Anyway,thePrincesshadsaidshewouldcomeover;
  motherandShelleyhadbeendecenttoher,andSallyhadn’tbeenexactlyinsulting。ItwouldbealittlemorethanyoucouldexpectforhertobewildaboutthePrincess。Ibelieveshewaspleasedoverhavingbeeninvitedtodinner,andasshewasastrangershecouldn’tknowthatmotherhadwhatwecalledthe“invitationhabit。“
  IhaveseenheraskfromfifteentotwentyinonetripdowntheaisleonSundaymorning。Shewantedthemtocometoo;themorewhocame,thebettershelikedit。IfthehitchingrackandbarnyardwerefullonSundayshejustbeamed。Ifthesermonpleasedher,sheinvitedmore。Thatmorningshewasfeelingsogoodsheaskedseventeen;andassheonlyhaddressedsixchickens——thirdtable,backsandham,formeasusual;butwhentheprospectswereasnow,IalwaysmanagedtocoaxafewgizzardsfromCandace;shedidn’tdaregivemelivers——theywerecounted。Almosteveryoneinthechurchwasthehappiestthatmorningtheyhadbeeninyears。Whenthepreachercame,hebreatheditfromtheair,anditworkedonhimsohepreachedthebestsermonheeverhad,andneverknewthatLeonmadehimdoit。
  Maybeafterallit’sagoodthingtotellpeopleabouttheirmeannessandgivethemastirringuponceinawhile。
  CHAPTERIII
  Mr。Pryor’sDoor“GriefwillbejoyifonitsedgeFallsoftthatholiestray,JoywillbegriefifnofaintpledgeBethereofheavenlyday。“
  HaveSallyandPetersaidanythingaboutgettingmarriedyet?“
  askedmybigsisterLucyofmother。Lucywashomeonavisit。
  Shewasbathingherbabyandmotherwassewing。
  “Notaword!“
  “Aretheyengaged?“
  “Sallyhasn’tmentionedit。“
  “Well,can’tyoufindout?“
  “HowcouldI?“askedmother。
  “Why,watchthemalittleandseehowtheyactwhentheyaretogether。Ifhekissesherwhenheleaves,ofcoursetheyareengaged。“
  “ItwouldbebesttowaituntilSallytellsme,“laughedmother。
  Iheardthisfromthebacksteps。NeithermothernorLucyknewI
  wasthere。Iwentintoseeiftheywouldletmetakethebaby。
  Ofcoursetheywouldn’t!Mothertookitherself。Shewasrocking,andsoftlysingingmyDutchsongthatIlovedbest;I
  can’tspellit,butitsoundslikethis:
  “Trus,trus,trill;
  Derpowerridderfill,Fillsphringaveck,Plodschlicterpowerinderdreck。“
  OnceIaskedmothertosingitinEnglish,andshecouldn’tbecauseitdidn’trhymethatwayandthewordswouldn’tfitthenotes;itwasjust,“Trot,trot,trot,aboyrodeacolt。Thecoltsprangaside;downwenttheboyinthedirt。“
  “Aw,don’tsingmysongtothatlittlered,pug-nosedbald-head!“
  Isaid。
  Really,itwasaverynicebaby;IonlysaidthatbecauseI
  wantedtoholdit,andmotherwouldn’tgiveitup。ItriedtocoaxMaytothedamsnakehunting,butshecouldn’tgo,soIhadtoamusemyself。Ihadadoll,butIneverplayedwithitexceptwhenIwasdresseduponSunday。Anyway,what’stheuseofadollwhenthere’salivebabyinthehouse?Ididn’tcaremuchformyplayhousesinceIhadseenonesomuchfinerthatLaddiehadmadeforthePrincess。OfcourseIknewmosswouldn’ttakerootinourorchardasitdidinthewoods,neitherwouldwillowcuttingsortheredflowers。Finally,Idecidedtogohunting。
  Iwentintothegardenandgatheredeveryripetouch-me-notpodI
  couldfind,andalltheportulaca。ThenIstrippedthetigerliliesofeachlittleblackballatthebasesoftheleaves,andtookallthefouro’clockseedtherewas。ThenIgotmybiggestalderpopgunandstarteduptheroadtowardSarahHood’s。
  Iwasgoingalongsingingalittleverse;itwasn’tDutcheither;
  theoldbabycouldhavethatifitwantedit。SoonasIgotfromsightofthehouseImadeapowderhornofacurledleaf,loadedmygunwithportulacapowder,rammedinatigerlilybullet,laidtheweaponacrossmyshoulder,andsteppedhighandlightlyasLaddiedoeswhenhe’sintheBigWoodshuntingforsquirrel。Itmusthavebeenmyownsinging——Iamrathergoodathearingthings,butInevernoticedasoundthattime,untilavoicelikearustysawsaid:“Goodmorning,Nimrod!“
  Isprangfromthesoftdustandlandedamongthedogfennelofafencecorner,inaflyingleap。ThenIlooked。ItwasthePrincess’father,tall,andgray,andgrim,ridingabigblackhorsethatseemedasifithadbeencurriedwiththefinecombandbrushedwiththegreaserag。
  “Goodmorning!“IsaidwhenIcouldspeak。
  “AmIcorrectinthesurmisethatyouareonthechasewithapopgun?“heaskedpolitely。
  “Yessir,“Ianswered,gettingmybreaththebestIcould。
  ItcameeasierafterInoticedhedidn’tseemtobeangryaboutanything。
  “Whereisyourhuntingground,andwhatgameareyouafter?“heaskedgravely。
  “YoucanseethegreatAfricanjungleoverthere。Iamgoingtohuntforlionsandtigers。“
  Youalwaysmustanswerpolitelyanyonewhospeakstoyou;andyougetsoundlythrashed,atleastatourhouse,ifyoudon’tbepolitestofalltoanolderpersonespeciallywithwhitehair。
  Fatherisextremelyparticularaboutwhitehair。Itisa“crownofglory,“whenitisfoundinthewayoftheLord。MahlonPryorhadenoughcrownofgloryforthreemen,butmaybehiswasn’texactlyglory,becausehewasn’tinthewayoftheLord。Hewasinawayofhisown。Hemusthavehadmuchconfidenceinhimself。AtourhousewewouldrathertrustintheLord。Ionlytoldhimaboutthelionsandtigersbecauseheaskedme,andthatwasthewayIplayed。Butyoushouldhaveheardhimlaugh。Youwouldn’thavesupposedtoseehimthathecould。
  “Umph!“hesaidatlast。“Iamalittlecuriousaboutyourammunition。Justhowtoyoubringdownyourprey?“
  “Iuseportulacapowderandtigerlilybulletsonthetigers,andfouro’clocksonthelions,“Isaid。
  Youcouldhaveheardhimamile,driedupashewas。
  “Iusedtoweararedcoatandridetothehoundsfoxhunting,“
  hesaid。“It’sgreatsport。Won’tyoutakemewithyoutothejungle?“
  Ididn’twanthimintheleast,butifanyoneolderasksrightouttogowithyou,whatcanyoudo?Iamgoingtotellseveralthingsyouwon’tbelieve,andthisisoneofthem:Hegotoffhishorse,tiedittothefence,andclimbedoverafterme。HewentonaskingquestionsandofcourseIhadtotellhim。Mostofwhathewantedtoknow,hispeopleshouldhavetaughthimbeforehewastenyearsold,butfathersaystheydothingsdifferentlyinEngland。
  “Theredoesn’tseemtobemanytreesinthejungle。“
  “Well,there’sone,andit’saboutthemostimportantonourland,“Itoldhim。“Fatherwouldn’tcutitdownforafarm。Youseethatlittledarkbagnearlyasbigasyourfist,swingingoutthereonthatlimb?Well,everyspringoneofthesebirds,yellowasorangepeel,withvelvetblackwings,weavesanestlikethat,andoveronthatbigbranch,highup,onejustasbrightredastheotherisyellow,andthesameblackwings,buildsacradleforhisbabies。Fathersaysaredbirdandayellowonekeepinghouseinthesametreeisthebiggestthingthateverhappenedinourfamily。Theycomeeveryyearandthatistheirtree。Ibelievefatherwouldshootanyonewhodrovethemaway。“
  “Yourfatherisagunneralso?“heasked,andIthoughthewaslaughingtohimself。
  “He’senoughofagunnertobringmotherinawagonfromPennsylvaniaallthewayhere,andhekeptwolves,bears,Indians,andGypsiesfromher,andshotthingsforfood。Yessir,myfathercanshootifhewantsto,betterthananyofourfamilyexceptLaddie。“
  “AnddoesLaddieshootwell?“
  “Laddiedoeseverythingwell,“Iansweredproudly。“Hewon’ttrytodoanythingatall,untilhepractisessohecandoitwell。“
  “ScoreoneforLaddie,“hesaidinaqueervoice。
  “Areyouinahurryaboutthelionsandtigers?“
  “Notatall,“heanswered。
  “Well,hereIalwaysstopandletGovernorOglesbygoswimming,“
  Isaid。
  Mr。MahlonPryorsatonthebankofourLittleCreek,tookoffhishatandshookbackhishairasifthewindfeltgoodonhisforehead。IfishedDickOglesbyfromtheammunitioninmyapronpocket,andheldhimtowardthecrossoldman,andhewasn’tcrossatall。It’sfunnyhowyoucometogetsuchwrongideasaboutpeople。
  “MybigmarriedsisterwholivesinWestchestersenthimtomelastChristmas,“Iexplained。“Ihaveanotherdoll,greatbig,withaScotchplaiddressmadefrompiecesofmine,butIonlyplaywithheronSundaywhenIdarenotdomuchelse。IlikeDickthebestbecausehefitsmyapronpocket。FatherwantedmetochangehisnameandcallhimOliverP。Morton,afterafriendofhis,butItoldhimthisdollhadtobecalledbythenamehecamewith,andifhewantedmetohaveonenamedforhisfriend,togetit,andI’dplaywithit。“
  “Whatdidhedo?“
  “Hedidn’twantonenamedMortonthatmuch。“
  Mr。PryortookDickOglesbyinhisfingersandlookedathiscurlyblackhairandblueeyes,hischubbyoutstretchedarms,likeababywhenitwantsyoutotakeit,andhisplumplittlefeetandthewhiteshirtwithredstripesallapieceofhimashewasmade,andsaid:“Thehonourablegovernorofoursisterstateseemsalittleweighty;Iamatalosstounderstandhowheswims。“
  “It’sanewway,“Isaid。“Hejuststandsstillandthewaterswimsaroundhim。It’sveryeasyforhim。“
  ThenIcarriedDicktothewater,wadedinandstoodhimagainstastone。Somethingfunnyhappenedinstantly。Italwaysdid。I
  founditoutonedaywhenIgotsomeapplebutteronthegovernorgivinghimabiteofmybread,andputhiminthewashbowltosoak。Hewastwoandahalfinchestall;buttheminuteyoustoodhiminwaterhewentdowntoabouthalfthatheightandspreadouttotwicehissizearound。YoushouldhaveheardMr。
  Pryor。
  “Ifyouwilllieonthebankandwatchyou’llhavemoretolaughatthanthat,“Ipromised。
  Helaydownandneverpaidtheleastattentiontohisclothes。
  PrettysoonalittlechubfishcameswimmingaroundtomakefriendswithGovernorOglesby,andthenashinerandsomemorechub。Theynibbledathishandsandtoes,andthenwentflashingaway,andfromunderthestonecamebackingabigcrayfishandseizedthegovernorbythelegandstarteddragginghim,soIhadtojumpinandstopit。Itookashotatthecrayfishwiththetigerammunitionandthenloadedforlions。
  Wewentonuntilthemarshbecameathicketofcattails,bulrushes,willowbushes,andblueflags;thenIfoundapathwherethelionsleftthejungle,hidMr。Pryorandtoldhimhemustbeverystillortheywouldn’tcome。AtlastIheardone。
  ItouchedMr。Pryor’ssleevetowarnhimtokeephiseyesonthetrail。Prettysoonthelioncameinsight。Reallyitwasonlyalittlegrayrabbithoppingalong,butwhenitwasoppositeus,I
  pingeditintheside,itjumpedupandturnedasomersaultwithsurprise,andsquealedafunnylittlesqueal,——well,IwonderedifMr。Pryor’speopledidn’thearhim,andthinkhehadgonecrazyasPaddyRyan。Ineverdidhearanyonelaughso。I
  thoughtifheenjoyeditlikethat,I’dlethimshootone。IdoMaysometimes;sowewenttoanotherplaceIknewwheretherewasatiger’sden,andIloadedwithtigerlilybullets,gavehimthegunandshowedhimwheretoaim。Afterwehadwaitedalongtimeoutcameamuskrat,andstartedfortheriver。IlookedtoseewhyMr。Pryordidn’tshoot,andtherehewasgazingatitasifasnakehadcharmedhim;hishandsshakingalittle,hischeeksalmostred,hiseyesverybright。
  “Shoot!“Iwhispered。“Itwon’tstayallday!“
  HeforgothowtopushtheramrodlikeIshowedhim,sohereachedoutandtriedtohititwiththegun。
  “Don’tdothat!“Isaid。
  “Butit’sgettingaway!It’sgettingaway!“hecried。
  “Well,whatifitis?“Iasked,halfprovoked。“DoyousupposeI
  reallywouldhurtapoorlittlemuskrat?Maybeithassixhungrybabiesinitshome。“
  “OhTHATway,“hesaid,buthekeptlookingatit,sohemademethinkifIhadn’tbeenthere,hewouldhavethrownastoneorhititwithastick。Itisperfectlywonderfulabouthowsomemencan’tgetalongwithoutkillingthings,suchlittlebitsofhelplesscreaturestoo。Ithoughthe’dbetterbegotfromthejungle,soIinvitedhimtoseetheplaceatthefootofthehillbelowourorchardwheresomementhoughttheyhaddiscoveredgoldbeforethewar。TheyhadbeentoCaliforniain’49,andalthoughtheydidn’tcomehomewithmillions,oranythingelseexceptsickandtired,theythoughttheyhadlearnedenoughaboutgoldtoknowitwhentheysawit。
  Itoldhimaboutitandhewasinterestedandanxioustoseetheplace。Iftherehadbeenashovel,Iamquitesurehewouldhavegonetodigging。Hekeptpokingaroundwithhisboottoe,andhesaidmaybetheyokelsdidn’tlookgood。
  Hesaidourmeadowwasabeautifulplace,andwhenhepraisedthecreekItoldhimaboutthewildducks,andhelaughedagain。Hedidn’tseemtobethesamemanwhenwewentbacktotheroad。I
  pulledsomesweetmarshgrassandgavehishorsebites,soMr。
  PryoraskedifIlikedanimals。IsaidIlovedhorses,Laddie’sbestofall。HeaskedaboutitandItoldhim。
  “Hasn’tyourfatherbutonethoroughbred?“
  “Fatherhasn’tany,“Isaid。“FlosreallybelongstoLaddie,andwearemightygladhehasher。“
  “Youshouldhaveonesoon,yourself,“hesaid。
  “Well,iftherestofthemwillhurryupandmarryoff,sotheexpenseswon’tbesoheavy,maybeIcan。“
  “Howmanyofyouarethere?“heasked。