“Ah,thesoloistwasthebest——theladywhosangthosesadsongs。“
  “Wasn’t——wasn’tthatmagiclanternwonderful,wherethefiguresmoved?Wonderful——ah,wonderful!Andwasn’tthatfirstactfunny,wherethefellowfelldownallthetime?
  Andthatmusicalact,andthefellowwiththeburnt-corkfacewhoplayed’Nearer,MyGod,toThee’onthebeerbottles。“
  TheygotoffatPolkStreetandwalkedupablocktotheflat。Thestreetwasdarkandempty;oppositetheflat,inthebackofthedesertedmarket,theducksandgeesewerecallingpersistently。
  Astheywerebuyingtheirtamalesfromthehalf-breedMexicanatthestreetcorner,McTeagueobserved:
  “Marcusain’tgonetobedyet。See,there’salightinhiswindow。There!“heexclaimedatonce,“Iforgotthedoorkey。Well,Marcuscanletusin。“
  Hardlyhadherungthebellatthestreetdooroftheflatwhentheboltwasshotback。Inthehallatthetopofthelong,narrowstaircasetherewasthesoundofagreatscurrying。MariaMacapastoodthere,herhandupontheropethatdrewthebolt;Marcuswasatherside;OldGranniswasinthebackground,lookingovertheirshoulders;whilelittleMissBakerleantoverthebanisters,astrangemaninadrabovercoatatherside。AsMcTeague’spartysteppedintothedoorwayahalf-dozenvoicescried:
  “Yes,it’sthem。“
  “Isthatyou,Mac?“
  “Isthatyou,MissSieppe?“
  “IsyournameTrinaSieppe?“
  Then,shrillerthanalltherest,MariaMacapascreamed:
  “Oh,MissSieppe,comeupherequick。Yourlotterytickethaswonfivethousanddollars!“
  CHAPTER7
  “Whatnonsense!“answeredTrina。
  “AchGott!Whatisut?“criedMrs。Sieppe,misunderstanding,supposingacalamity。
  “What——what——what,“stammeredthedentist,confusedbythelights,thecrowdedstairway,themedleyofvoices。Thepartyreachedthelanding。Theotherssurroundedthem。
  Marcusaloneseemedtorisetotheoccasion。
  “Le’mebethefirsttocongratulateyou,“hecried,catchingTrina’shand。Everyonewastalkingatonce。
  “MissSieppe,MissSieppe,yourtickethaswonfivethousanddollars,“criedMaria。“Don’tyourememberthelotteryticketIsoldyouinDoctorMcTeague’soffice?“
  “Trina!“almostscreamedhermother。“Fivetausendthalers!
  fivetausendthalers!Ifpopperwereonlyhere!“
  “Whatisit——whatisit?“exclaimedMcTeague,rollinghiseyes。
  “Whatareyougoingtodowithit,Trina?“inquiredMarcus。
  “You’rearichwoman,mydear,“saidMissBaker,herlittlefalsecurlsquiveringwithexcitement,“andI’mgladforyoursake。Letmekissyou。TothinkIwasintheroomwhenyouboughttheticket!“
  “Oh,oh!“interruptedTrina,shakingherhead,“thereisamistake。Theremustbe。Why——whyshouldIwinfivethousanddollars?It’snonsense!“
  “Nomistake,nomistake,“screamedMaria。“Yournumberwas400,012。Hereitisinthepaperthisevening。Irememberitwell,becauseIkeepanaccount。“
  “ButIknowyou’rewrong,“answeredTrina,beginningtotrembleinspiteofherself。“WhyshouldIwin?“
  “Eh?Whyshouldn’tyou?“criedhermother。
  Infact,whyshouldn’tshe?TheideasuddenlyoccurredtoTrina。Afterall,itwasnotaquestionofeffortormeritonherpart。Whyshouldshesupposeamistake?Whatifitweretrue,thiswonderfulfillipoffortunestrikingintherelikesomechance-drivenbolt?
  “Oh,doyouthinkso?“shegasped。
  Thestrangerinthedrabovercoatcameforward。
  “It’stheagent,“criedtwoorthreevoices,simultaneously。
  “Iguessyou’reoneoftheluckyones,MissSieppe,“hesaid。Isupposeyouhavekeptyourticket。“
  “Yes,yes;fourthreeoughtstwelve——Iremember。“
  “That’sright,“admittedtheother。“Presentyourticketatthelocalbranchofficeassoonaspossible——theaddressisprintedonthebackoftheticket——andyou’llreceiveacheckonourbankforfivethousanddollars。Yournumberwillhavetobeverifiedonourofficiallist,butthere’shardlyachanceofamistake。Icongratulateyou。“
  AllatonceagreatshrillofgladnesssurgedupinTrina。
  Shewastopossessfivethousanddollars。Shewascarriedawaywiththejoyofhergoodfortune,anatural,spontaneousjoy——thegaietyofachildwithanewandwonderfultoy。
  “Oh,I’vewon,I’vewon,I’vewon!“shecried,clappingherhands。“Mamma,thinkofit。I’vewonfivethousanddollars,justbybuyingaticket。Mac,whatdoyousaytothat?I’vegotfivethousanddollars。August,doyouhearwhat’shappenedtosister?“
  “Kissyourmommer,Trina,“suddenlycommandedMrs。Sieppe。
  “Whateferwillyoudomitalldosemoney,eh,Trina?“
  “Huh!“exclaimedMarcus。“Getmarriedonitforonething。
  Thereattheyallshoutedwithlaughter。McTeaguegrinned,andlookedaboutsheepishly。“Talkaboutluck,“mutteredMarcus,shakinghisheadatthedentist;thensuddenlyheadded:
  “Well,arewegoingtostaytalkingouthereinthehallallnight?Can’tweallcomeintoyour’Parlors,’Mac?“
  “Sure,sure,“exclaimedMcTeague,hastilyunlockinghisdoor。
  “Eferybottygome,“criedMrs。Sieppe,genially。“Ain’tutso,Doktor?“
  “Everybody,“repeatedthedentist。“There’s——there’ssomebeer。“
  “We’llcelebrate,bydamn!“exclaimedMarcus。“Itain’teverydayyouwinfivethousanddollars。It’sonlySundaysandlegalholidays。“Againhesetthecompanyoffintoagaleoflaughter。Anythingwasfunnyatatimelikethis。
  Insomewayeveryoneofthemfeltelated。Thewheeloffortunehadcomespinningclosetothem。Theywereneartothisgreatsumofmoney。Itwasasthoughtheytoohadwon。
  “Here’srightwhereIsatwhenIboughtthatticket,“criedTrina,aftertheyhadcomeintothe“Parlors,“andMarcushadlitthegas。“Righthereinthischair。“Shesatdowninoneoftherigidchairsunderthesteelengraving。
  “And,Marcus,yousathere——“
  “AndIwasjustgettingoutoftheoperatingchair,“
  interposedMissBaker。
  “Yes,yes。That’sso;andyou,“continuedTrina,pointingtoMaria,“cameupandsaid,’Buyaticketinthelottery;
  justadollar。’Oh,Irememberitjustasplainasthoughitwasyesterday,andIwasn’tgoingtoatfirst——“
  “Anddon’tyouknowItoldMariaitwasagainstthelaw?“
  “Yes,Iremember,andthenIgaveheradollarandputtheticketinmypocketbook。It’sinmypocketbooknowathomeinthetopdrawerofmybureau——oh,supposeitshouldbestolennow,“shesuddenlyexclaimed。
  “It’sworthbigmoneynow,“assertedMarcus。
  “Fivethousanddollars。Whowouldhavethoughtit?It’swonderful。“Everybodystartedandturned。ItwasMcTeague。
  Hestoodinthemiddleofthefloor,wagginghishugehead。
  Heseemedtohavejustrealizedwhathadhappened。
  “Yes,sir,fivethousanddollars!“exclaimedMarcus,withasuddenunaccountablemirthlessness。“Fivethousanddollars!
  Doyougetontothat?CousinTrinaandyouwillberichpeople。“
  “Atsixpercent,that’stwenty-fivedollarsamonth,“
  hazardedtheagent。
  “Thinkofit。Thinkofit,“mutteredMcTeague。Hewentaimlesslyabouttheroom,hiseyeswide,hisenormoushandsdangling。
  “Acousinofminewonfortydollarsonce,“observedMissBaker。“Buthespenteverycentofitbuyingmoretickets,andneverwonanything。“
  Thenthereminiscencesbegan。Mariatoldaboutthebutcheronthenextblockwhohadwontwentydollarsthelastdrawing。Mrs。SieppeknewagasfitterinOaklandwhohadwonseveraltimes;onceahundreddollars。LittleMissBakerannouncedthatshehadalwaysbelievedthatlotterieswerewrong;but,justthesame,fivethousandwasfivethousand。
  “It’sallrightwhenyouwin,ain’tit,MissBaker?“
  observedMarcus,withacertainsarcasm。WhatwasthematterwithMarcus?Atmomentsheseemedsingularlyoutoftemper。
  Buttheagentwasfullofstories。Hetoldhisexperiences,thelegendsandmythsthathadgrownuparoundthehistoryofthelottery;hetoldofthepoornewsboywithadyingmothertosupportwhohaddrawnaprizeoffifteenthousand;
  ofthemanwhowasdriventosuicidethroughwant,butwhoheldhadhebutknownitthenumberthattwodaysafterhisdeathdrewthecapitalprizeofthirtythousanddollars;
  ofthelittlemillinerwhofortenyearshadplayedthelotterywithoutsuccess,andwhohadonedaydeclaredthatshewouldbuybutonemoreticketandthengiveuptrying,andofhowthislasttickethadbroughtherafortuneuponwhichshecouldretire;ofticketsthathadbeenlostordestroyed,andwhosenumbershadwonfabuloussumsatthedrawing;ofcriminals,driventovicebypoverty,andwhohadreformedafterwinningcompetencies;ofgamblerswhoplayedthelotteryastheywouldplayafarobank,turningintheirwinningsagainassoonasmade,buyingthousandsofticketsalloverthecountry;ofsuperstitionsastoterminalandinitialnumbers,andastoluckydaysofpurchase;ofmarvellouscoincidences——threecapitalprizesdrawnconsecutivelybythesametown;aticketboughtbyamillionaireandgiventohisboot-black,whowonathousanddollarsuponit;thesamenumberwinningthesameamountanindefinitenumberoftimes;andsoontoinfinity。
  Invariablyitwastheneedywhowon,thedestituteandstarvingwoketowealthandplenty,thevirtuoustoilersuddenlyfoundhisrewardinaticketboughtatahazard;
  thelotterywasagreatcharity,thefriendofthepeople,avastbeneficentmachinethatrecognizedneitherranknorwealthnorstation。
  Thecompanybegantobeverygay。Chairsandtableswerebroughtinfromtheadjoiningrooms,andMariawassentoutformorebeerandtamales,andalsocommissionedtobuyabottleofwineandsomecakeforMissBaker,whoabhorredbeer。
  The“DentalParlors“wereingreatconfusion。Emptybeerbottlesstoodonthemovablerackwheretheinstrumentswerekept;platesandnapkinswereupontheseatoftheoperatingchairanduponthestandofshelvesinthecorner,sidebysidewiththeconcertinaandthevolumesof“Allen’sPracticalDentist。“Thecanarywokeandchitteredcrossly,hisfeatherspuffedout;thehusksoftamaleslitteredthefloor;thestonepugdogsittingbeforethelittlestovestaredattheunusualscene,hisglasseyesstartingfromtheirsockets。