NotStanleypenetratingforthefirsttimeintotheDarkContinent,notNapoleonleadinghisarmyacrosstheAlps,wasmoreweightedwithresponsibility,moreburdenedwithcare,moreovercomewiththesenseoftheimportanceofhisundertaking,thanwasMr。Sieppeduringthisperiodofpreparation。Fromdawntodark,fromdarktoearlydawn,hetoiledandplannedandfretted,organizingandreorganizing,projectinganddevising。Thetrunkswerelettered,A,B,andC,thepackagesandsmallerbundlesnumbered。Eachmemberofthefamilyhadhisespecialdutytoperform,hisparticularbundlestooversee。Notadetailwasforgotten——
  fares,prices,andtipswerecalculatedtotwoplacesofdecimals。Eventheamountoffoodthatitwouldbenecessarytocarryfortheblackgreyhoundwasdetermined。
  Mrs。Sieppewastolookafterthelunch,“dergomisariat。“
  Mr。Sieppewouldassumechargeofthechecks,themoney,thetickets,and,ofcourse,generalsupervision。ThetwinswouldbeunderthecommandofOwgooste,who,inturn,wouldreportfororderstohisfather。
  Dayinanddayouttheseminutiaewererehearsed。Thechildrenweredrilledintheirpartswithamilitaryexactitude;obedienceandpunctualitybecamecardinalvirtues。Thevastimportanceoftheundertakingwasinsisteduponwithscrupulousiteration。Itwasamanoeuvre,anarmychangingitsbaseofoperations,averitabletribalmigration。
  Ontheotherhand,Trina’slittleroomwasthecentrearoundwhichrevolvedanotheranddifferentorderofthings。Thedressmakercameandwent,congratulatoryvisitorsinvadedthelittlefrontparlor,thechatterofunfamiliarvoicesresoundedfromthefrontsteps;bonnet-boxesandyardsofdress-goodslitteredthebedsandchairs;wrappingpaper,tissuepaper,andbitsofstringstrewedthefloor;apairofwhitesatinslippersstoodonacornerofthetoilettable;lengthsofwhiteveiling,likeasnow-flurry,buriedthelittlework-table;andamislaidboxofartificialorangeblossomswasfinallydiscoveredbehindthebureau。
  Thetwosystemsofoperationoftenclashedandtangled。Mrs。
  SieppewasfoundbyherharassedhusbandhelpingTrinawiththewaistofhergownwhensheshouldhavebeenslicingcoldchickeninthekitchen。Mr。Sieppepackedhisfrockcoat,whichhewouldhavetowearatthewedding,attheverybottomof“TrunkC。“Theminister,whocalledtoofferhiscongratulationsandtomakearrangements,wasmistakenfortheexpressman。
  McTeaguecameandwentfurtively,dizziedandmadeuneasybyallthisbustle。Hegotintheway;hetroduponandtorebreadthsofsilk;hetriedtohelpcarrythepacking-boxes,andbrokethehallgasfixture;hecameinuponTrinaandthedress-makeratanill-timedmoment,andretiringprecipitately,overturnedthepilesofpicturesstackedinthehall。
  Therewasanincessantgoingandcomingateverymomentoftheday,agreatcallingupanddownstairs,ashoutingfromroomtoroom,anopeningandshuttingofdoors,andanintermittentsoundofhammeringfromthelaundry,whereMr。
  Sieppeinhisshirtsleeveslaboredamongthepacking-boxes。
  Thetwinsclatteredaboutonthecarpetlessfloorsofthedenudedrooms。Owgoostewassmackedfromhourtohour,andweptuponthefrontstairs;thedressmakercalledoverthebanistersforahotflatiron;expressmentrampedupanddownthestairway。Mrs。Sieppestoppedinthepreparationofthelunchestocall“Hoop,Hoop“tothegreyhound,throwinglumpsofcoal。Thedog-wheelcreaked,thefrontdoorbellrang,deliverywagonsrumbledaway,windowsrattled——thelittlehousewasinapositiveuproar。
  AlmosteverydayoftheweeknowTrinawasobligedtorunovertotownandmeetMcTeague。Nomorephilanderingovertheirlunchnow-a-days。Itwasbusinessnow。Theyhauntedthehouse-furnishingfloorsofthegreatdepartmenthouses,inspectingandpricingranges,hardware,china,andthelike。Theyrentedthephotographer’sroomsfurnished,andfortunatelyonlythekitchenanddining-roomutensilshadtobebought。
  ThemoneyforthisaswellasforhertrousseaucameoutofTrina’sfivethousanddollars。Forithadbeenfinallydecidedthattwohundreddollarsofthisamountshouldbedevotedtotheestablishmentofthenewhousehold。
  NowthatTrinahadmadehergreatwinning,Mr。Sieppenolongersawthenecessityofdoweringherfurther,especiallywhenheconsideredtheenormousexpensetowhichhewouldbeputbythevoyageofhisownfamily。
  IthadbeenadreadfulwrenchforTrinatobreakinuponherpreciousfivethousand。Sheclungtothissumwithatenacitythatwassurprising;ithadbecomeforherathingmiraculous,agod-from-the-machine,suddenlydescendinguponthestageofherhumblelittlelife;sheregardeditassomethingalmostsacredandinviolable。Never,nevershouldapennyofitbespent。Beforeshecouldbeinducedtopartwithtwohundreddollarsofit,morethanonescenehadbeenenactedbetweenherandherparents。
  DidTrinapayforthegoldentoothoutofthistwohundred?
  Lateron,thedentistoftenaskedheraboutit,butTrinainvariablylaughedinhisface,declaringthatitwashersecret。McTeagueneverfoundout。
  OnedayduringthisperiodMcTeaguetoldTrinaabouthisaffairwithMarcus。Instantlyshewasaroused。
  “Hethrewhisknifeatyou!Thecoward!Hewouldn’tofdaredstanduptoyoulikeaman。Oh,Mac,supposeheHADhityou?“
  “Camewithinaninchofmyhead,“putinMcTeague,proudly。
  “Thinkofit!“shegasped;“andhewantedpartofmymoney。
  Well,Idolikehischeek;partofmyfivethousand!Why,it’smine,everysinglepennyofit。Marcushasn’ttheleastbitofrighttoit。It’smine,mine——Imean,it’sours,Mac,dear。“
  TheelderSieppes,however,madeexcusesforMarcus。Hehadprobablybeendrinkingagooddealanddidn’tknowwhathewasabout。Hehadadreadfultemper,anyhow。MaybeheonlywantedtoscareMcTeague。
  Theweekbeforethemarriagethetwomenwerereconciled。
  Mrs。SieppebroughtthemtogetherinthefrontparloroftheBStreethouse。
  “Now,youtwofellers,don’tbedotfoolish。Schakehandsundmaigutoop,soh。“
  Marcusmutteredanapology。McTeague,miserablyembarrassed,rolledhiseyesabouttheroom,murmuring,“That’sallright——that’sallright——that’sallright。“
  However,whenitwasproposedthatMarcusshouldbeMcTeague’sbestman,heflashedoutagainwithrenewedviolence。Ah,no!ah,NO!He’dmakeupwiththedentistnowthathewasgoingaway,buthe’dbedamned——yes,hewould——beforehe’dbehisbestman。Thatwasrubbingitin。LethimgetOldGrannis。
  “I’mfriendswithumallright,“vociferatedMarcus,“butI’llnotstandupwithum。I’llnotbeANYBODY’Sbestman,Iwon’t。“
  Theweddingwastobeveryquiet;Trinapreferreditthatway。McTeaguewouldinviteonlyMissBakerandHeisetheharness-maker。TheSieppessentcardstoSelina,whowascountedontofurnishthemusic;toMarcus,ofcourse;andtoUncleOelbermann。
  Atlastthegreatday,thefirstofJune,arrived。TheSieppeshadpackedtheirlastboxandhadstrappedthelasttrunk。Trina’stwotrunkshadalreadybeensenttohernewhome——theremodelledphotographer’srooms。TheBStreethousewasdeserted;thewholefamilycameovertothecityonthelastdayofMayandstoppedovernightatoneofthecheapdowntownhotels。Trinawouldbemarriedthefollowingevening,andimmediatelyaftertheweddingsuppertheSieppeswouldleavefortheSouth。
  McTeaguespentthedayinafeverofagitation,frightenedoutofhiswitseachtimethatOldGrannislefthiselbow。
  OldGranniswasdelightedbeyondmeasureattheprospectofactingthepartofbestmanintheceremony。Thisweddinginwhichhewastofigurefilledhismindwithvagueideasandhalf-formedthoughts。HefoundhimselfcontinuallywonderingwhatMissBakerwouldthinkofit。Duringallthatdayhewasinareflectivemood。
  “Marriageisa——anobleinstitution,isitnot,Doctor?“heobservedtoMcTeague。“The——thefoundationofsociety。
  Itisnotgoodthatmanshouldbealone。No,no,“headded,pensively,“itisnotgood。“
  “Huh?Yes,yes,“McTeagueanswered,hiseyesintheair,hardlyhearinghim。“Doyouthinktheroomsareallright?
  Let’sgoinandlookatthemagain。“
  Theywentdownthehalltowherethenewroomsweresituated,andthedentistinspectedthemforthetwentiethtime。
  Theroomswerethreeinnumber——first,thesitting-room,whichwasalsothedining-room;thenthebedroom,andbackofthisthetinykitchen。
  Thesitting-roomwasparticularlycharming。Cleanmattingcoveredthefloor,andtwoorthreebrightcoloredrugswerescatteredhereandthere。Thebacksofthechairswerehungwithknittedworstedtidies,verygay。ThebaywindowshouldhavebeenoccupiedbyTrina’ssewingmachine,butthishadbeenmovedtotheothersideoftheroomtogiveplacetoalittleblackwalnuttablewithspirallegs,beforewhichthepairweretobemarried。Inonecornerstoodtheparlormelodeon,afamilypossessionoftheSieppes,butgivennowtoTrinaasoneofherparents’
  weddingpresents。Threepictureshunguponthewalls。Twowerecompanionpieces。Oneoftheserepresentedalittleboywearinghugespectaclesandtryingtosmokeanenormouspipe。Thiswascalled“I’mGrandpa,“thetitlebeingprintedinlargeblackletters;thecompanionpicturewasentitled“I’mGrandma,“alittlegirlincapand“specs,“
  wearingmitts,andknitting。Thesepictureswerehungoneithersideofthemantelpiece。Theotherpicturewasquiteanaffair,verylargeandstriking。Itwasacoloredlithographoftwolittlegolden-hairedgirlsintheirnight-
  gowns。Theywerekneelingdownandsayingtheirprayers;
  theireyes——verylargeandveryblue——rolledupward。Thispicturehadforname,“Faith,“andwasborderedwitharedplushmatandaframeofimitationbeatenbrass。
  Adoorhungwithchenilleportieres——abargainattwodollarsandahalf——admittedonetothebedroom。Thebedroomcouldboastacarpet,three-plyingrain,thedesignbeingbunchesofredandgreenflowersinyellowbasketsonawhiteground。Thewall-paperwasadmirable——
  hundredsandhundredsoftinyJapanesemandarins,allidenticallyalike,helpinghundredsofalmond-eyedladiesintohundredsofimpossiblejunks,whilehundredsofbamboopalmsovershadowedthepair,andhundredsoflong-leggedstorkstrailedcontemptuouslyawayfromthescene。Thisroomwasprolificinpictures。MostofthemwereframedcoloredprintsfromChristmaseditionsoftheLondon“Graphic“and“IllustratedNews,“thesubjectofeachpictureinevitablyinvolvingveryalertfoxterriersandveryprettymoon-facedlittlegirls。
  Backofthebedroomwasthekitchen,acreationofTrina’s,adreamofakitchen,withitsrange,itsporcelain-linedsink,itscopperboiler,anditsoverpoweringarrayofflashingtinware。Everythingwasnew;everythingwascomplete。
  MariaMacapaandawaiterfromoneoftherestaurantsinthestreetweretopreparetheweddingsupperhere。Mariahadalreadyputinanappearance。Thefirewascracklinginthenewstove,thatsmokedbadly;asmellofcookingwasintheair。ShedroveMcTeagueandOldGrannisfromtheroomwithgreatgesturesofherbarearms。
  Thiskitchenwastheonlyoneofthethreeroomstheyhadbeenobligedtofurnishthroughout。Mostofthesitting-
  roomandbedroomfurniturewentwiththesuite;afewpiecestheyhadbought;theremainderTrinahadbroughtoverfromtheBStreethouse。