Thefollowingsentenceappliestothatapriorijudginganduncandidclassofindividualswhobuytheirdinnerswithouttastingallthefoodthereisinthemarket。“Onalldiscoveriestherearepersonswho,withoutdescendingtoanyinquiryintothetruth,pretendtoknow,asitwerebyintuition,thatnewlyassertedfactsarefoundedinthegrossesterrors。ThesewerethosewhoknewthatHarvey’sreportofthecirculationofthebloodwasapreposterousandridiculoussuggestion,andinlatterlaterdaystherewereotherswhoknewthatFranklindeservedreproachfordeclaringthatpointswerepreferabletoballsforprotectingbuildingsfromlightning。“
  Again:“Thisunwarrantablemodeofofferingassertionforproof,sounauthorizedandevenunprecedentedexceptinthecondemnationofaGalileo,thepersecutionofaCopernicus,andafewotheractsofinquisitorialauthority,inthetimesofignoranceandsuperstition,affordsbutalamentableinstanceofoneofhisremarks,thatthisisfarfrombeingtheAgeofReason。“
  “ThemostvaluablemedicinesintheMateriaMedicaactonprinciplesofwhichwearetotallyignorant。Nonehaveeveryetbeenabletoexplainhowopiumproducessleep,orhowbarkcuresintermittentfevers;andyetfew,itishoped,willbesoabsurdastodesistfromtheuseoftheseimportantarticlesbecausetheyknownothingoftheprincipleoftheiroperations。“Oriftheargumentispreferred,intheeloquentlanguageofthePerkinisticpoet:
  “WhatthoughtheCAUSESmaynotbeexplained,SincetheseEFFECTSaredulyascertained,Letnotself-interest,prejudice,orpride,Inducemankindtosetthemeansaside;
  Meanswhich,thoughsimple,arebyHeavendesignedtoalleviatethewoesofhumankind。“
  Thiscourseofargumentissooftenemployed,thatitdeservestobeexpandedalittle,sothatitslengthandbreadthmaybefairlyseen。
  Aseriesofwhatarecalledfactsisbroughtforwardtoprovesomeveryimprobabledoctrine。Itisobjectedbyjudiciouspeople,orsuchashavedevotedthemselvestoanalogoussubjects,thattheseassumedfactsareindirectoppositiontoallthatisknownofthecourseofnature,thattheuniversalexperienceofthepastaffordsapowerfulpresumptionagainsttheirtruth,andthatinproportiontothegravityoftheseobjections,shouldbethenumberandcompetenceofthewitnesses。Theanswerisareadyone。WhatdoweknowofthemysteriesofNature?DoweunderstandtheintricatemachineryoftheUniverse?Whentothisisaddedthenever-failingquotation,“Therearemorethingsinheavenandearth,Horatio,Thanaredreamtofinyourphilosophy,“——
  thequestionisthoughttobefinallydisposedof。
  Takethecaseofastrologyasanexample。Itisinitselfstrangeandincrediblethattherelationsoftheheavenlybodiestoeachotheratagivenmomentoftime,perhapshalfacenturyago,shouldhaveanythingtodowithmysuccessormisfortuneinanyundertakingofto-day。ButwhatrighthaveItosayitcannotbeso?CanIbindthesweetinfluencesofPleiades,orloosethebandsofOrion?Idonotknowbywhatmightymagictheplanetsrollintheirfluidpaths,confinedtocirclesasunchangingasiftheywereringsofsteel,norwhythegreatwaveofoceanfollowsinasleeplessroundupontheskirtsofmoonlight;norcamIsayfromanycertainknowledgethatthephasesoftheheavenlybodies,oreventhefallingoftheleavesoftheforest,orthemannerinwhichthesandslieuponthesea-
  shore,maynotbeknitupbyinvisiblethreadswiththewebofhumandestiny。Thereisaclassofmindsmuchmorereadytobelievethatwhichisatfirstsightincredible,andbecauseitisincredible,thanwhatisgenerallythoughtreasonable。Credoquiaimpossibileest,——“Ibelieve,becauseitisimpossible,“——isanoldparadoxicalexpressionwhichmightbeliterallyappliedtothistribeofpersons。
  Andtheyalwayssucceedinfindingsomethingmarvellous,tocallouttheexerciseoftheirrobustfaith。TheoldCabalisticteachersmaintainedthattherewasnotaverse,line,word,orevenletterintheBiblewhichhadnotaspecialefficacyeithertodefendthepersonwhorightlyemployedit,ortoinjurehisenemies;alwaysprovidedtheoriginalHebrewwasmadeuseof。InthehandsofmodernCabalistseverysubstance,nomatterhowinert,acquireswonderfulmedicinalvirtues,provideditbeusedinaproperstateofpurityandsubdivision。
  IhavealreadymentionedthemotivesattributedbythePerkiniststotheMedicalProfession,aspreventingitsmembersfromreceivingthenewbutunwelcometruths。Thisaccusationisrepeatedindifferentformsandplaces,as,forinstance,inthefollowingpassage:
  “WillthemedicalmanwhohasspentmuchmoneyandlaborinthepursuitofthearcanaofPhysic,andontheexerciseofwhichdependshissupportinlife,proclaimtheinefficacyofhisart,andrecommendaremedytohispatientwhichthemostunletteredinsocietycanemployasadvantageouslyashimself?andaremedy,too,which,unlikethedrops,thepills,thepowders,etc。,oftheMateriaMedica,isinconsumable,andeverinreadinesstobeemployedinsuccessivediseases?“
  Asusualwiththesepeople,muchindignationwasexpressedatanyparallelbetweentheirparticulardoctrineandpracticeandthoseoftheirexplodedpredecessors。“Themotives,“saysthedisinterestedMr。Perkins,“whichmusthaveimpelledtothisattemptatclassingtheMETALLICPRACTICEwiththemostpaltryofempyricalprojects,arebuttoothinlyveiledtoescapedetection。“
  Toalltheseargumentswasadded,asamatterofcourse,anappealtothefeelingsofthebenevolentinbehalfofsufferinghumanity,intheshapeofanoticethatthepoorwouldbetreatedgratis。Itisprettywellunderstoodthatthisgratuitoustreatmentofthepoordoesnotnecessarilyimplyanexcessofbenevolence,anymorethanthegratuitousdistributionofatrader’sshop-billsisanevidenceofremarkablegenerosity;inshort,thatitisoneofthosethingswhichhonestmenoftendofromthebestmotives,butwhichroguesandimpostorsneverfailtoannounceasoneoftheirspecialrecommendations。ItisastonishingtoseehowthesethingsbrightenupatthetouchofMr。Perkins’spoet:
  “Yeworthy,honored,philanthropicfew,Themuseshallweaveherbrightestwreathsforyou,WhoinHumanity’sblandcauseunite,Norheedtheshaftbyinterestaimedorspite;
  LikethegreatPatternofBenevolence,Hygeia’sblessingstothepoordispense;
  Andthoughopposedbyfolly’sservilebrood,ENJOYTHELUXURYOFDOINGGOOD。“
  HavingthussketchedthehistoryofPerkinisminitsdaysofprosperity;havingseenhowitsprungintobeing,andbywhatmeansitmaintaineditsinfluence,itonlyremainstotellthebriefstoryofitsdiscomfitureandfinaldownfall。Thevastmajorityofthesensiblepartofthemedicalprofessionwerecontented,sofaraswecanjudge,toletitdieoutofitself。Itwasinvainthattheadvocatesofthisinvaluablediscoveryexclaimedovertheirperverseandinterestedobstinacy,——invainthattheycalleduptheinjuredghostsofHarvey,Galileo,andCopernicustoshamethatunbelievinggeneration;theBailliesandtheHeberdens,——menwhosenameshavecomedowntousassynonymouswithhonorandwisdom,——boretheirreproachesinmeeksilence,andleftthemunansweredtotheirfate。
  Thereweresomeothers,however,who,believingthepublictolaborunderadelusion,thoughtitworthwhiletoseewhetherthecharmwouldbebrokenbyanopentrialofitsvirtue,ascomparedwiththatofsomelesshallowedformula。ItmustberememberedthatapeculiarvaluewasattachedtotheMetallicTractors,asmadeandpatentedbyMr。Perkins。Dr。Haygarth,ofBath,performedvariousexperimentsuponpatientsafflictedwithdifferentcomplaints,——thepatientssupposingthattherealfive-guineaTractorswereemployed。Strangetorelate,heobtainedequallywonderfuleffectswithTractorsofleadandofwood;withnails,piecesofbone,slatepencil,andtobacco-pipe。Dr。AldersonemployedshamTractorsmadeofwood,andproducedsucheffectsuponfivepatientsthattheyreturnedsolemnthanksinchurchfortheircures。Asinglespecimenofthesecasesmaystandforallofthem。AnnHillhadsufferedforsomemonthsfrompainintherightarmandshoulder。TheTractorswoodenones
  wereapplied,andinthespaceoffiveminutessheexpressedherselfrelievedinthefollowingapostrophe:“Blessme!why,whocouldhavethoughtit,thatthemlittlethingscouldpullthepainfromone。
  Well,tobesure,thelongeronelives,themoreonesees;ah,dear!“
  TheseexperimentsdidnotresultintheimmediateextinctionofPerkinism。Doubtlesstheywereagreatcomforttomanyobstinateunbelievers,andhelpedtosettlesomescepticalminds;butfortherealPerkinisticenthusiasts,itmaybequestionedwhethertheywouldatthattimehavechangedtheiropinionthoughonehadrisenfromthedeadtoassurethemthatitwasanerror。Itperishedwithoutviolence,byaneasyandnaturalprocess。LikethefamoustoyofMongolfier,itrosebymeansofheatedair,——thefeveredbreathofenthusiasticignorance,——andwhenthisgrewcool,asitalwaysdoesinalittlewhile,itcollapsedandfell。
  Andnow,onreviewingthewholesubject,howshallweaccountfortheextraordinaryprevalenceofthebeliefinPerkinismamongaportionofwhatissupposedtobethethinkingpartofthecommunity?
  Couldthecureshavebeenrealones,producedbytheprincipleofANIMALMAGNETISM?TothisitmaybeansweredthatthePerkinistsridiculedtheideaofapproximatingMesmerandthefounderoftheirowndoctrine,thatnothinglikethesomnambulicconditionseemstohavefollowedtheuseoftheTractors,andthatneithertheexertionofthewillnorthepowersoftheindividualwhooperatedseemtohavebeenconsideredofanyconsequence。Besides,theabsoluteneglectintowhichtheTractorssoondeclinedisgoodevidencethattheywereincapableofaffordinganyconsiderableandpermanentreliefinthecomplaintsforthecureofwhichtheywereapplied。
  Ofcoursealargenumberofapparentcureswereduesolelytonature;
  whichistrueundereveryformoftreatment,orthodoxorempirical。
  Ofcoursemanypersonsexperiencedatleasttemporaryrelieffromthestrongimpressionmadeupontheirmindsbythisnovelandmarvellousmethodoftreatment。
  Many,again,influencedbythesanguinehopesofthoseaboutthem,likedyingpeople,whooftensaysincerely,fromdaytoday,thattheyaregettingbetter,cheatedthemselvesintoafalseandshort-
  livedbeliefthattheywerecured;andashappensinsuchcases,thepublicneverknewmorethanthefirsthalfofthestory。
  WhenitwassaidtothePerkinists,thatwhatevereffectstheyproducedweremerelythroughtheimagination,theydeclaredliketheadvocatesoftheROYALTOUCHandtheUNGUENTUMARMARIUMthatthisexplanationwassufficientlydisprovedbythefactofnumerousandsuccessfulcureswhichhadbeenwitnessedininfantsandbruteanimals。Dr。Haygarthrepliedtothis,that“inthesecasesitisnotthePatient,buttheObserver,whoisdeceivedbyhisownimagination,“andthatsuchmaybethefact,wehaveseeninthecaseofthegoodladywhothoughtshehadconjuredawaythespotfromherfriend’scountenance,whenitremainedjustasbefore。
  AstothemotivesoftheinventorandvenderoftheTractors,thefactsmustbeallowedtospeakforthemselves。Butwhentwolittlebitsofbrassandironarepatented,asaninvention,astheresultofnumerousexperiments,whenpeopleareled,orevenallowed,toinferthattheyareapeculiarcompound,whentheyareartfullyassociatedwithanewandbrilliantdiscoverywhichthenhappenedtobeGalvanism,whentheyaresoldatmanyhundredtimestheirvalue,andthesellerprintshisopinionthataHospitalwillsufferinconvenience,“unlessitpossessesmanysetsoftheTractors,andtheseplacedinthehandsofthepatientstopractiseoneachother,“
  onecannotbutsuspectthattheywerecontrivedintheneighborhoodofawoodennutmegfactory;thatlegsofhaminthatregionarenotmadeofthebestmahogany;andthatsuchasbuytheircucumberseedinthatvicinityhavetowaitforthefruitaslongastheIndiansfortheircropofgunpowder。
  ThesucceedinglecturewillbedevotedtoanexaminationofthedoctrinesofSamuelHahnemannandhisdisciples;doctrineswhichsomeconsidernewandothersold;thecommontitleofwhichisvariouslyknownasHo-moeopathy,Homoe-op-athy,Homoeo-paith-y,orHom’pathy,andtheclaimsofwhichareconsideredbysomeasinfinitelyimportant,andbymanyasimmeasurablyridiculous。
  Iwishtostate,forthesakeofanywhomaybeinterestedinthesubject,thatIshalltreatit,notbyridicule,butbyargument;
  perhapswithgreatfreedom,butwithgoodtemperandinpeaceablelanguage;withverylittlehopeofreclaimingconverts,withnodesireofmakingenemies,butwithafirmbeliefthatitspretensionsandassertionscannotstandbeforeasinglehourofcalminvestigation。
  II。
  ItmaybethoughtthatadirectattackuponthepretensionsofHOMOEOPATHYisanuncalled-foraggressionuponanunoffendingdoctrineanditspeacefuladvocates。
  ButalittleinquirywillshowthatithaslongassumedsohostileapositionwithrespecttotheMedicalProfession,thatanytroubleI,oranyothermemberofthatprofession,maychoosetobestowuponitmaybeconsideredmerelyasamatterofself-defence。Itbeganwithanattempttoshowtheinsignificanceofallexistingmedicalknowledge。Itnotonlylaidclaimtowonderfulpowersofitsown,butitdeclaredthecommonpracticetobeattendedwiththemostpositivelyinjuriouseffects,thatbyitacutediseasesareaggravated,andchronicdiseasesrenderedincurable。Ithasatvarioustimesbroughtforwardcollectionsoffigureshavingtheairofstatisticaldocuments,pretendingtoshowagreatproportionalmortalityamongthepatientsoftheMedicalProfession,ascomparedwiththosetreatedaccordingtoitsownrules。Notcontentedwithchoosinganameofclassicaloriginforitself,itinventedoneforthewholecommunityofinnocentphysicians,assuringthem,totheirgreatsurprise,thattheywereallALLOPATHISTS,whethertheyknewitornot,andincludingalltheillustriousmastersofthepast,fromHippocratesdowntoHunter,underthesamegratuitoustitle。Theline,then,hasbeendrawnbythechampionsofthenewdoctrine;theyhaveliftedthelance,theyhavesoundedthecharge,andareresponsibleforanylittleskirmishingwhichmayhappen。