Thesuit——DartieversusDartie——forrestitutionofthoseconjugalrightsconcerningwhichWinifredwasatheartsodeeplyundecided,followedthelawsofsubtractiontowardsdayofjudgment。ThiswasnotreachedbeforetheCourtsroseforChristmas,butthecasewasthirdonthelistwhentheysatagain。WinifredspenttheChristmasholidaysathoughtmorefashionablythanusual,withthematterlockedupinherlow-cutbosom。JameswasparticularlyliberaltoherthatChristmas,expressingtherebyhissympathy,andrelief,attheapproachingdissolutionofhermarriagewiththat’preciousrascal,’whichhisoldheartfeltbuthisoldlipscouldnotutter。
  ThedisappearanceofDartiemadethefallinConsolsacomparativelysmallmatter;andastothescandal——therealanimushefeltagainstthatfellow,andtheincreasingleadwhichpropertywasattainingoverreputationinatrueForsyteabouttoleavethisworld,servedtodrugamindfromwhichallallusionstothematterexcepthisownwerestudiouslykept。WhatworriedhimasalawyerandaparentwasthefearthatDartiemightsuddenlyturnupandobeytheOrderoftheCourtwhenmade。Thatwouldbeaprettyhow-de-do!Thefearpreyedonhiminfactsomuchthat,inpresentingWinifredwithalargeChristmascheque,hesaid:”It’schieflyforthatchapoutthere;tokeephimfromcomingback。”Itwas,ofcourse,topitchawaygoodmoney,butallinthenatureofinsuranceagainstthatbankruptcywhichwouldnolongerhangoverhimifonlythedivorcewentthrough;andhequestionedWinifredrigorouslyuntilshecouldassurehimthatthemoneyhadbeensent。
  Poorwoman!——itcosthermanyapangtosendwhatmustfinditswayintothevanity-bagof’thatcreature!’Soames,hearingofit,shookhishead。TheywerenotdealingwithaForsyte,reasonablytenaciousofhispurpose。Itwasveryriskywithoutknowinghowthelandlayoutthere。Still,itwouldlookwellwiththeCourt;
  andhewouldseethatDreamerbroughtitout。”Iwonder,”hesaidsuddenly,”wherethatballetgoesaftertheArgentine”;neveromittingachanceofreminder;forheknewthatWinifredstillhadaweakness,ifnotforDartie,atleastfornotlaunderinghiminpublic。Thoughnotgoodatshowingadmiration,headmittedthatshewasbehavingextremelywell,withallherchildrenathomegapinglikeyoungbirdsfornewsoftheirfather——Imogenjustonthepointofcomingout,andValveryrestiveaboutthewholething。HefeltthatValwastherealheartofthemattertoWinifred,whocertainlylovedhimbeyondherotherchildren。Theboycouldspokethewheelofthisdivorceyetifhesethismindtoit。AndSoameswasverycarefultokeeptheproximityofthepreliminaryproceedingsfromhisnephew’sears。Hedidmore。HeaskedhimtodineattheRemove,andoverVal’scigarintroducedthesubjectwhichheknewtobenearesttohisheart。”Ihear,”hesaid,”thatyouwanttoplaypoloupatOxford。”
  Valbecamelessrecumbentinhischair。”Rather!”hesaid。”Well,”continuedSoames,”that’saveryexpensivebusiness。Yourgrandfatherisn’tlikelytoconsenttoitunlesshecanmakesurethathe’snotgotanyotherdrainonhim。”Andhepausedtoseewhethertheboyunderstoodhismeaning。
  Val’sthickdarklashesconcealedhiseyes,butaslightgrimaceappearedonhiswidemouth,andhemuttered:”IsupposeyoumeanmyDad!””Yes,”saidSoames;”I’mafraiditdependsonwhetherhecontinuestobeadragornot;”andsaidnomore,lettingtheboydreamitover。
  ButValwasalsodreaminginthosedaysofasilver-roanpalfreyandagirlridingit。ThoughCrumwasintownandanintroductiontoCynthiaDarktobehadfortheasking,Valdidnotask;indeed,heshunnedCrumandlivedalifestrangeeventohimself,exceptinsofarasaccountswithtailorandliverystablewereconcerned。
  Tohismother,hissisters,hisyoungbrother,heseemedtospendthisVacationin’seeingfellows,’andhiseveningssleepilyathome。Theycouldnotproposeanythingindaylightthatdidnotmeetwiththeoneresponse:”Sorry;I’vegottoseeafellow”;andhewasputtoextraordinaryshiftstogetinandoutofthehouseunobservedinridingclothes;until,beingmadeamemberoftheGoat’sClub,hewasabletotransportthemthere,wherehecouldchangeunregardedandslipoffonhishacktoRichmondPark。Hekepthisgrowingsentimentreligiouslytohimself。Notforaworldwouldhebreathetothe’fellows,’whomhewasnot’seeing,’
  anythingsoridiculousfromthepointofviewoftheircreedandhis。Buthecouldnothelpitsdestroyinghisotherappetites。Itwascomingbetweenhimandthelegitimatepleasuresofyouthatlastonitsowninawaywhichmust,heknew,makehimamilksopintheeyesofCrum。Allhecaredforwastodressinhislast-
  createdridingtogs,andstealawaytotheRobinHillGate,wherepresentlythesilverroanwouldcomedemurelysidlingwithitsslimanddark-hairedrider,andinthegladesbareofleavestheywouldgooffsidebyside,nottalkingverymuch,ridingracessometimes,andsometimesholdinghands。Morethanonceofanevening,inamomentofexpansion,hehadbeentemptedtotellhismotherhowthisshysweetcousinhadstoleninuponhimandwreckedhis’life。’Butbitterexperience,thatallpersonsabovethirty-fivewerespoil-sports,preventedhim。Afterall,hesupposedhewouldhavetogothroughwithCollege,andshewouldhaveto’comeout,’
  beforetheycouldbemarried;sowhycomplicatethings,solongashecouldseeher?Sisterswereteasingandunsympatheticbeings,abrotherworse,sotherewasnooneto,confidein。Ah!Andthisbeastlydivorcebusiness!Whatamisfortunetohaveanamewhichotherpeoplehadn’t!IfonlyhehadbeencalledGordonorScottorHowardorsomethingfairlycommon!ButDartie——therewasn’tanotherinthedirectory!OnemightaswellhavebeennamedMorkinforallthecovertitafforded!Somatterswenton,tillonedayinthemiddleofJanuarythesilver-roanpalfreyanditsriderweremissingatthetryst。Lingeringinthecold,hedebatedwhetherheshouldrideontothehouse:ButJollymightbethere,andthememoryoftheirdarkencounterwasstillfreshwithinhim。Onecouldnotbealwaysfightingwithherbrother!Sohereturneddismallytotownandspentaneveningplungedingloom。Atbreakfastnextdayhenoticedthathismotherhadonanunfamiliardressandwaswearingherhat。Thedresswasblackwithaglimpseofpeacockblue,thehatblackandlarge——shelookedexceptionallywell。Butwhenafterbreakfastshesaidtohim,”Comeinhere,Val,”andledthewaytothedrawing-room,hewasatoncebesetbyqualms。Winifredcarefullyshutthedoorandpassedherhandkerchiefoverherlips;inhalingtheviolettedeParmewithwhichithadbeensoaked,Valthought:’HasshefoundoutaboutHolly?’
  Hervoiceinterrupted”Areyougoingtobenicetome,dearboy?”Valgrinneddoubtfully。”Willyoucomewithmethismorning……””I’vegottosee……”beganVal,butsomethinginherfacestoppedhim。”Isay,”hesaid,”youdon’tmean……””Yes,IhavetogototheCourtthismorning。”Already!——thatd——dbusinesswhichhehadalmostsucceededinforgetting,sincenobodyevermentionedit。Inself-commiserationhestoodpickinglittlebitsofskinoffhisfingers。Thennoticingthathismother’slipswereallawry,hesaidimpulsively:”Allright,mother;I’llcome。Thebrutes!”Whatbruteshedidnotknow,buttheexpressionexactlysummeduptheirjointfeeling,andrestoredameasureofequanimity。”IsupposeI’dbetterchangeintoa’shooter,”’hemuttered,escapingtohisroom。Heputonthe’shooter,’ahighercollar,apearlpin,andhisneatestgreyspats,toasomewhatblasphemousaccompaniment。Lookingathimselfintheglass,hesaid,”Well,I’mdamnedifI’mgoingtoshowanything!”andwentdown。Hefoundhisgrandfather’scarriageatthedoor,andhismotherinfurs,withtheappearanceofonegoingtoaMansionHouseAssembly。Theyseatedthemselvessidebysideintheclosedbarouche,andallthewaytotheCourtsofJusticeValmadebutoneallusiontothebusinessinhand。”There’llbenothingaboutthosepearls,willthere?”
  ThelittletuftedwhitetailsofWinifred’smuffbegantoshiver。”Oh,no,”shesaid,”it’llbequiteharmlessto-day。Yourgrandmotherwantedtocometoo,butIwouldn’tlether。Ithoughtyoucouldtakecareofme。Youlooksonice,Val。Justpullyourcoatcollarupalittlemoreattheback——that’sright。””Iftheybullyyou……”beganVal。”Oh!theywon’t。Ishallbeverycool。It’stheonlyway。””Theywon’twantmetogiveevidenceoranything?””No,dear;it’sallarranged。”Andshepattedhishand。ThedeterminedfrontshewasputtingonitstayedtheturmoilinVal’schest,andhebusiedhimselfindrawinghisglovesoffandon。Hehadtakenwhathenowsawwasthewrongpairtogowithhisspats;
  theyshouldhavebeengrey,butweredeerskinofadarktan;
  whethertokeepthemonornothecouldnotdecide。Theyarrivedsoonafterten。ItwashisfirstvisittotheLawCourts,andthebuildingstruckhimatonce。”ByJove!”hesaidastheypassedintothehall,”this’dmakefourorfivejollygoodracketcourts。”
  Soameswasawaitingthematthefootofsomestairs。”Hereyouare!”hesaid,withoutshakinghands,asiftheeventhadmadethemtoofamiliarforsuchformalities。”It’sHapperlyBrowne,CourtI。Weshallbeonfirst。”
  AsensationsuchashehadknownwhengoingintobatwasplayingnowinthetopofVal’schest,buthefollowedhismotheranduncledoggedly,lookingatnomorethanhecouldhelp,andthinkingthattheplacesmelled’fuggy。’Peopleseemedtobelurkingeverywhere,andhepluckedSoamesbythesleeve。”Isay,Uncle,you’renotgoingtoletthosebeastlypapersin,areyou?”
  Soamesgavehimthesidewaylookwhichhadreducedmanytosilenceinitstime。”Inhere,”hesaid。”Youneedn’ttakeoffyourfurs,Winifred。”
  Valenteredbehindthem,nettledandwithhisheadup。Inthisconfoundedholeeverybodyandtherewereagoodmanyofthem——
  seemedsittingoneverybodyelse’sknee,thoughreallydividedfromeachotherbypews;andValhadafeelingthattheymightallslipdowntogetherintothewell。This,however,wasbutamomentaryvision——ofmahogany,andblackgowns,andwhiteblobsofwigsandfacesandpapers,allrathersecretandwhispery——beforehewassittingnexthismotherinthefrontrow,withhisbacktoitall,gladofherviolettedeParme,andtakingoffhisglovesforthelasttime。Hismotherwaslookingathim;hewassuddenlyconsciousthatshehadreallywantedhimtherenexttoher,andthathecountedforsomethinginthisbusiness。
  Allright!Hewouldshowthem!Squaringhisshoulders,hecrossedhislegsandgazedinscrutablyathisspats。Butjustthenan’oldJohnny’inagownandlongwig,lookingawfullylikeafunnyraddledwoman,camethroughadoorintothehighpewopposite,andhehadtouncrosshislegshastily,andstandupwitheverybodyelse。
  ’DartieversusDartie!’
  ItseemedtoValunspeakablydisgustingtohaveone’snamecalledoutlikethisinpublic!And,suddenlyconsciousthatsomeonenearlybehindhimhadbeguntalkingabouthisfamily,hescrewedhisfaceroundtoseeanoldbe-wiggedbuffer,whospokeasifhewereeatinghisownwords——queer-lookingoldcuss,thesortofmanhehadseenonceortwicediningatParkLaneandpunishingtheport;heknewnowwherethey’dugthemup。’Allthesamehefoundtheoldbufferquitefascinating,andwouldhavecontinuedtostareifhismotherhadnottouchedhisarm。Reducedtogazingbeforehim,hefixedhiseyesontheJudge’sfaceinstead。Whyshouldthatold’sportsman’withhissarcasticmouthandhisquick-movingeyeshavethepowertomeddlewiththeirprivateaffairs——hadn’theaffairsofhisown,justasmany,andprobablyjustasnasty?AndtheremovedinVal,likeanillness,allthedeep-seatedindividualismofhisbreed。Thevoicebehindhimdronedalong:”Differencesaboutmoneymatters——extravaganceoftherespondent”
  Whataword!Wasthathisfather?”strainedsituation——frequentabsencesonthepartofMr。Dartie。Myclient,veryrightly,yourLudshipwillagree,wasanxioustocheckacourse——butleadtoruin——remonstrated——gamblingatcardsandontheracecourse——”