Assassinations,suicides,thefts,robberies,and,whatisworsethanassassination,theft,suicideorrobbery,theblackestslanders!
  Indeedthemanmustbeofrock,whocanstandallthis;toMr。Adamsitwillbebutonevictorythemore。Itwouldhaveillysuitedme。
  Idonotlovedifficulties。Iamfondofquiet,willingtodomyduty,butirritablebyslanderandapttobeforcedbyittoabandonmypost。TheseareweaknessesfromwhichreasonandyourcounselswillpreserveMr。Adams。IfancyitmustbethequantityofanimalfoodeatenbytheEnglishwhichrenderstheircharacterinsusceptibleofcivilisation。Isuspectitisintheirkitchensandnotintheirchurchesthattheirreformationmustbeworked,andthatMissionariesofthatdescriptionfromhencewouldavailmorethanthosewhoshouldendeavortotamethembypreceptsofreligionorphilosophy。ButwhatdothefoolishprintersofAmericameanbyretailingallthisstuffinourpapers?Asifitwasnotenoughtobeslanderedbyone’senemieswithoutcirculatingtheslandersamonghisfriendsalso。
  ToshewyouhowwillinglyIshalleverreceiveandexecuteyourcommissions,Iventuretoimposeoneonyou。FromwhatIrecollectofthediaperanddamaskweusedtoimportfromEnglandIthinktheywerebetterandcheaperthanhere。Youarewellacquaintedwiththoseofbothcountries。IfyouareofthesameopinionIwouldtroubleyoutosendmetwosetsoftableclothsandnapkinsfor20
  coverseach,byColo。FranksorMr。Barclaywhowillbringthemtome。ButifyouthinktheycanbebettergothereIwouldratheravoidthetroublethiscommissionwillgive。Iincloseyouaspecimenofwhatisofferedmeat100。livresforthetableclothand12napkins。Isupposethat,ofthesamequality,atablecloth2。
  auneswideand4。auneslong,and20napkinsof1。auneeach,wouldcost7。guineas——Ishallcertainlychargethepublickmyhouserentandcourttaxes。Ishalldomore。Ishallchargemyoutfit。
  WithoutthisIcannevergetoutofdebt。Ithinkitwillbeallowed。Congressistooreasonabletoexpect,wherenoimprudentexpencesareincurred,nonebutthosewhicharerequiredbyadecentrespecttothemantlewithwhichtheycoverthepublicservants,thatsuchexpencesshouldbeleftasaburthenonourprivatefortunes。
  Butwhenwritingtoyou,IfancymyselfatAuteuil,andchatterontillthelastpageofmypaperawakesmefrommyreverie,andtellsmeitistimetoassureyouofthesincererespectandesteemwithwhichIhavethehonourtobeDearMadamyourmostobedientandmosthumbleservt。,P。S。ThecaskofwineatAuteuil,Itakechearfully。I
  supposethesellerwillapplytomefortheprice。Otherwise,asI
  donotknowwhoheis,Ishallnotbeabletofindhimout。
  THEVAUNTEDSCENE
  _ToCharlesBellini_
  _Paris,September30,1785_
  DEARSIR,——Yourestimablefavor,coveringalettertoMr。
  Mazzei,cametohandonthe26thinstant。ThelettertoMr。Mazzeiwasputintohishandsinthesamemoment,ashehappenedtobepresent。Ileavetohimtoconveytoyouallhiscomplaints,asitwillbemoreagreeabletometoexpresstoyouthesatisfactionI
  received,onbeinginformedofyourperfecthealth。ThoughIcouldnotreceivethesamepleasingnewsofMrs。Bellini,yetthephilosophywithwhichIamtoldshebearsthelossofhealth,isatestimonythemore,howmuchshedeservedtheesteemIbearher。
  BeholdmeatlengthonthevauntedsceneofEurope!Itisnotnecessaryforyourinformation,thatIshouldenterintodetailsconcerningit。Butyouare,perhaps,curioustoknowhowthisnewscenehasstruckasavageofthemountainsofAmerica。Notadvantageously,Iassureyou。Ifindthegeneralfateofhumanityhere,mostdeplorable。ThetruthofVoltaire’sobservation,offersitselfperpetually,thateverymanheremustbeeitherthehammerortheanvil。Itisatruepictureofthatcountrytowhichtheysayweshallpasshereafter,andwherewearetoseeGodandhisangelsinsplendor,andcrowdsofthedamnedtrampledundertheirfeet。Whilethegreatmassofthepeoplearethussufferingunderphysicalandmoraloppression,Ihaveendeavoredtoexaminemorenearlytheconditionofthegreat,toappreciatethetruevalueofthecircumstancesintheirsituation,whichdazzlethebulkofspectators,and,especially,tocompareitwiththatdegreeofhappinesswhichisenjoyedinAmerica,byeveryclassofpeople。
  Intriguesofloveoccupytheyounger,andthoseofambition,theelderpartofthegreat。Conjugallovehavingnoexistenceamongthem,domestichappiness,ofwhichthatisthebasis,isutterlyunknown。Inlieuofthis,aresubstitutedpursuitswhichnourishandinvigorateallourbadpassions,andwhichofferonlymomentsofecstacy,amidstdaysandmonthsofrestlessnessandtorment。Much,verymuchinferior,this,tothetranquil,permanentfelicitywithwhichdomesticsocietyinAmerica,blessesmostofitsinhabitants;
  leavingthemtofollowsteadilythosepursuitswhichhealthandreasonapprove,andrenderingtrulydelicioustheintervalsofthosepursuits。
  Inscience,themassofthepeopleistwocenturiesbehindours;theirliterati,halfadozenyearsbeforeus。Books,reallygood,acquirejustreputationinthattime,andsobecomeknowntous,andcommunicatetousalltheiradvancesinknowledge。Isnotthisdelaycompensated,byourbeingplacedoutofthereachofthatswarmofnonsensicalpublications,whichissuesdailyfromathousandpresses,andperishesalmostinissuing?Withrespecttowhataretermedpolitemanners,withoutsacrificingtoomuchthesincerityoflanguage,IwouldwishmycountrymentoadoptjustsomuchofEuropeanpoliteness,astobereadytomakeallthoselittlesacrificesofself,whichreallyrenderEuropeanmannersamiable,andrelievesocietyfromthedisagreeablescenestowhichrudenessoftensubjectsit。Here,itseemsthatamanmightpassalifewithoutencounteringasinglerudeness。Inthepleasuresofthetabletheyarefarbeforeus,because,withgoodtastetheyunitetemperance。
  Theydonotterminatethemostsociablemealsbytransformingthemselvesintobrutes。IhaveneveryetseenamandrunkinFrance,evenamongthelowestofthepeople。WereItoproceedtotellyouhowmuchIenjoytheirarchitecture,sculpture,painting,music,I
  shouldwantwords。Itisintheseartstheyshine。Thelastofthem,particularly,isanenjoyment,thedeprivationofwhichwithus,cannotbecalculated。Iamalmostreadytosay,itistheonlythingwhichfrommyheartIenvythem,andwhich,inspiteofalltheauthorityoftheDecalogue,Idocovet。ButIamrunningoninanestimateofthingsinfinitelybetterknowntoyouthantome,andwhichwillonlyservetoconvinceyou,thatIhavebroughtwithmealltheprejudicesofcountry,habitandage。ButwhateverImayallowtobechargedtomeasprejudice,ineveryotherinstance,I
  haveonesentimentatleast,foundedinreality:itisthatoftheperfectesteemwhichyourmeritandthatofMrs。Bellinihaveproduced,andwhichwillforeverenablemetoassureyouofthesincereregard,withwhichIam,DearSir,yourfriendandservant,BRITISHHOSTILITY,AMERICANCOMMERCE
  _ToG。K。vanHogendorp_
  _Paris,Oct。13,1785_
  DEARSIR,——Havingbeenmuchengagedlately,IhavebeenunablesoonertoacknolegethereceiptofyourfavorofSep。8。WhatyouarepleasedtosayonthesubjectofmyNotesismorethantheydeserve。Theconditioninwhichyoufirstsawthemwouldprovetoyouhowhastilytheyhadbeenoriginallywritten;asyoumayrememberthenumerousinsertionsIhadmadeinthemfromtimetotime,whenI
  couldfindamomentforturningtothemfromotheroccupations。I
  haveneveryetseenMonsr。deBuffon。Hehasbeeninthecountryallthesummer。Isenthimacopyofthebook,&haveonlyheardhissentimentsononeparticularofit,thatoftheidentityoftheMammoth&Elephant。Astothisheretainshisopinionthattheyarethesame。IfyouhadformedanyconsiderableexpectationsfromourRevisedcodeoflawsyouwillbemuchdisappointed。Itcontainsnotmorethanthreeorfourlawswhichcouldstriketheattentionoftheforeigner。Haditbeenadigestofallourlaws,itwouldnothavebeencomprehensibleorinstructivebuttoanative。Butitisstilllessso,asitdigestsonlytheBritishstatutes&ourownactsofassembly,whicharebutasupplementarypartofourlaw。ThegreatbasisofitisanteriortothedateoftheMagnacharta,whichistheoldeststatuteextant。Theonlymeritofthisworkisthatitmayremovefromourbookshelvesabouttwentyfoliovolumesofourstatutes,retainingallthepartsofthemwhicheithertheirownmeritortheestablishedsystemoflawsrequired。
  YouaskmewhatarethoseoperationsoftheBritishnationwhicharelikelytobefriendus,andhowtheywillproducethiseffect?TheBritishgovernmentasyoumaynaturallysupposehaveitmuchathearttoreconciletheirnationtothelossofAmerica。Thisisessentialtotherepose,perhapseventothesafetyoftheKing&
  hisministers。Themosteffectualenginesforthispurposearethepublicpapers。Youknowwellthatthatgovernmentalwayskeptakindofstandingarmyofnewswriterswhowithoutanyregardtotruth,ortowhatshouldbeliketruth,invented&putintothepaperswhatevermightservetheminister。Thissufficeswiththemassofthepeoplewhohavenomeansofdistinguishingthefalsefromthetrueparagraphsofanewspaper。Whenforcedtoacknolegeourindependancetheywereforcedtoredoubletheireffortstokeepthenationquiet。
  Insteadofafewofthepapersformerlyengaged,theynowengagedeveryone。NopaperthereforecomesoutwithoutadoseofparagraphsagainstAmerica。Thesearecalculatedforasecondarypurposealso,thatofpreventingtheemigrationsoftheirpeopletoAmerica。TheydwellverymuchonAmericanbankruptcies。Toexplainthesewouldrequirealongdetail,butwouldshewyouthatninetenthsofthesebankruptciesaretrulyEnglishbankruptciesinnowisechargeableonAmerica。Howevertheyhaveproducedeffectsthemostdesirableofallothersforus。Theyhavedestroyedourcredit&thuscheckedourdispositiontoluxury;&forcingourmerchantstobuynomorethantheyhavereadymoneytopayfor,theyforcethemtogotothosemarketswherethatreadymoneywillbuymost。Thusyouseetheycheckourluxury,theyforceustoconnectourselveswithalltheworld,&theypreventforeignemigrationstoourcountryallofwhichIconsiderasadvantageoustous。Theyaredoingusanothergoodturn。Theyattemptwithoutdisguisetopossessthemselvesofthecarriageofourproduce,&toprohibitourownvesselsfromparticipatingofit。ThishasraisedageneralindignationinAmerica。Thestatesseehoweverthattheirconstitutionshaveprovidednomeansofcounteractingit。TheyarethereforebeginningtoinvestCongresswiththeabsolutepowerofregulatingtheircommerce,onlyreservingallrevenuearisingfromittothestateinwhichitislevied。Thiswillconsolidateourfederalbuildingverymuch,andforthisweshallbeindebtedtotheBritish。
  YouaskwhatIthinkontheexpediencyofencouragingourstatestobecommercial?WereItoindulgemyowntheory,Ishouldwishthemtopractiseneithercommercenornavigation,buttostandwithrespecttoEuropepreciselyonthefootingofChina。Weshouldthusavoidwars,andallourcitizenswouldbehusbandmen。Wheneverindeedournumbersshouldsoincreaseasthatourproducewouldoverstockthemarketsofthosenationswhoshouldcometoseekit,thefarmersmusteitheremploythesurplusoftheirtimeinmanufactures,orthesurplusofourhandsmustbeemployedinmanufactures,orinnavigation。Butthatdaywould,Ithinkbedistant,andweshouldlongkeepourworkmeninEurope,whileEuropeshouldbedrawingroughmaterials&evensubsistencefromAmerica。
  Butthisistheoryonly,&atheorywhichtheservantsofAmericaarenotatlibertytofollow。Ourpeoplehaveadecidedtastefornavigation&commerce。Theytakethisfromtheirmothercountry:&
  theirservantsareindutyboundtocalculatealltheirmeasuresonthisdatum:wewishtodoitbythrowingopenallthedoorsofcommerce&knockingoffitsshackles。Butasthiscannotbedoneforothers,unlesstheywilldoitforus,&thereisnogreatprobabilitythatEuropewilldothis,Isupposeweshallbeobligedtoadoptasystemwhichmayshackletheminourportsastheydousintheirs。
  Withrespecttothesaleofourlands,thatcannotbegintillaconsiderableportionshallhavebeensurveyed。Theycannotbegintosurveytillthefalloftheleafofthisyear,nortosellprobablytilltheensuingspring。Sothatitwillbeyetatwelve-monthbeforeweshallbeabletojudgeoftheefficacyofourlandofficetosinkournationaldebt。Itismadeafundamentalthattheproceedsshallbesolely&sacredlyappliedasasinkingfundtodischargethecapitalonlyofthedebt。ItistruethatthetobaccosofVirginiagoalmostentirelytoEngland。Thereasonisthattheyoweagreatdebttherewhichtheyarepayingasfastastheycan——
  IthinkIhavenowansweredyourseveralqueries,&shallbehappytoreceiveyourreflectionsonthesamesubjects,&atalltimestohearofyourwelfare&togiveyouassurancesoftheesteemwithwhichI
  havethehonortobeDearSiryourmostobedient&mosthumbleservant。