Iseeyoustandlikegreyhoundsintheslips,Straininguponthestart。Thegame’safoot:
  Followyourspirit,anduponthischargeCry’GodforHarry,England,andSaintGeorge!’
  Exeunt。Alarum,andchambersgooffSCENEII。Thesame。EnterNYM,BARDOLPH,PISTOL,andBoyBARDOLPHOn,on,on,on,on!tothebreach,tothebreach!NYMPraythee,corporal,stay:theknocksaretoohot;
  and,formineownpart,Ihavenotacaseoflives:
  thehumourofitistoohot,thatistheveryplain—songofit。PISTOLTheplain—songismostjust:forhumoursdoabound:
  Knocksgoandcome;God’svassalsdropanddie;
  Andswordandshield,Inbloodyfield,Dothwinimmortalfame。BoyWouldIwereinanalehouseinLondon!
  Iwouldgiveallmyfameforapotofaleandsafety。PISTOLAndI:
  Ifwisheswouldprevailwithme,Mypurposeshouldnotfailwithme,ButthitherwouldIhie。BoyAsduly,butnotastruly,Asbirddothsingonbough。
  EnterFLUELLENFLUELLENUptothebreach,youdogs!avaunt,youcullions!
  DrivingthemforwardPISTOLBemerciful,greatduke,tomenofmould。
  Abatethyrage,abatethymanlyrage,Abatethyrage,greatduke!
  Goodbawcock,batethyrage;uselenity,sweetchuck!NYMThesebegoodhumours!yourhonourwinsbadhumours。
  ExeuntallbutBoyBoyAsyoungasIam,Ihaveobservedthesethreeswashers。Iamboytothemallthree:butalltheythree,thoughtheywouldserveme,couldnotbemantome;forindeedthreesuchanticsdonotamounttoaman。ForBardolph,heiswhite—liveredandred—faced;bythemeanswhereofa’facesitout,butfightsnot。ForPistol,hehathakillingtongueandaquietsword;bythemeanswhereofa’breakswords,andkeepswholeweapons。ForNym,hehathheardthatmenoffewwordsarethebestmen;
  andthereforehescornstosayhisprayers,lesta’
  shouldbethoughtacoward:buthisfewbadwordsarematchedwithasfewgooddeeds;fora’neverbrokeanyman’sheadbuthisown,andthatwasagainstapostwhenhewasdrunk。Theywillstealanything,andcallitpurchase。Bardolphstolealute—case,boreittwelveleagues,andsolditforthreehalfpence。NymandBardolphareswornbrothersinfilching,andinCalaistheystoleafire—shovel:Iknewbythatpieceofservicethemenwouldcarrycoals。Theywouldhavemeasfamiliarwithmen’spocketsastheirglovesortheirhandkerchers:whichmakesmuchagainstmymanhood,ifIshouldtakefromanother’spockettoputintomine;foritisplainpocketingupofwrongs。
  I
  mustleavethem,andseeksomebetterservice:
  theirvillanygoesagainstmyweakstomach,andthereforeImustcastitup。
  ExitRe—enterFLUELLEN,GOWERfollowingGOWERCaptainFluellen,youmustcomepresentlytothemines;theDukeofGloucesterwouldspeakwithyou。FLUELLENTothemines!tellyoutheduke,itisnotsogoodtocometothemines;for,lookyou,theminesisnotaccordingtothedisciplinesofthewar:theconcavitiesofitisnotsufficient;for,lookyou,theathversary,youmaydiscussuntotheduke,lookyou,isdigthimselffouryardunderthecountermines:byCheshu,Ithinka’willploughupall,ifthereisnotbetterdirections。GOWERTheDukeofGloucester,towhomtheorderofthesiegeisgiven,isaltogetherdirectedbyanIrishman,averyvaliantgentleman,i’faith。FLUELLENItisCaptainMacmorris,isitnot?GOWERIthinkitbe。FLUELLENByCheshu,heisanass,asintheworld:
  Iwillverifyasmuchinhisbeard:behasnomoredirectionsinthetruedisciplinesofthewars,lookyou,oftheRomandisciplines,thanisapuppy—dog。
  EnterMACMORRISandCaptainJAMYGOWERHerea’comes;andtheScotscaptain,CaptainJamy,withhim。FLUELLENCaptainJamyisamarvellousfalourousgentleman,thatiscertain;andofgreatexpeditionandknowledgeinth’aunchientwars,uponmyparticularknowledgeofhisdirections:byCheshu,hewillmaintainhisargumentaswellasanymilitarymanintheworld,inthedisciplinesofthepristinewarsoftheRomans。JAMYIsaygud—day,CaptainFluellen。FLUELLENGod—dentoyourworship,goodCaptainJames。GOWERHownow,CaptainMacmorris!haveyouquitthemines?havethepioneersgiveno’er?MACMORRISByChrish,la!tishilldone:theworkishgiveover,thetrompetsoundtheretreat。Bymyhand,I
  swear,andmyfather’ssoul,theworkishilldone;
  itishgiveover:Iwouldhaveblowedupthetown,soChrishsaveme,la!inanhour:O,tishilldone,tishilldone;bymyhand,tishilldone!FLUELLENCaptainMacmorris,Ibeseechyounow,willyouvoutsafeme,lookyou,afewdisputationswithyou,aspartlytouchingorconcerningthedisciplinesofthewar,theRomanwars,inthewayofargument,lookyou,andfriendlycommunication;partlytosatisfymyopinion,andpartlyforthesatisfaction,lookyou,ofmymind,astouchingthedirectionofthemilitarydiscipline;thatisthepoint。JAMYItsallbevarygud,gudfeith,gudcaptainsbath:
  andIsallquityouwithgudleve,asImaypickoccasion;thatsallI,marry。MACMORRISItisnotimetodiscourse,soChrishsaveme:thedayishot,andtheweather,andthewars,andtheking,andthedukes:itisnotimetodiscourse。
  Thetownisbeseeched,andthetrumpetcallustothebreach;andwetalk,and,beChrish,donothing:
  ’tisshameforusall:soGodsa’me,’tisshametostandstill;itisshame,bymyhand:andthereisthroatstobecut,andworkstobedone;andthereishnothingdone,soChrishsa’me,la!JAMYBythemess,eretheiseeyesofminetakethemselvestoslomber,ay’lldegudservice,oray’llligi’
  thegrundforit;ay,orgotodeath;anday’llpay’tasvalourouslyasImay,thatsallIsuerlydo,thatisthebreffandthelong。Marry,Iwadfullfainhearsomequestion’tweenyoutway。FLUELLENCaptainMacmorris,Ithink,lookyou,underyourcorrection,thereisnotmanyofyournation——MACMORRISOfmynation!Whatishmynation?Ishavillain,andabastard,andaknave,andarascal。Whatishmynation?Whotalksofmynation?FLUELLENLookyou,ifyoutakethematterotherwisethanismeant,CaptainMacmorris,peradventureIshallthinkyoudonotusemewiththataffabilityasindiscretionyououghttouseme,lookyou:beingasgoodamanasyourself,bothinthedisciplinesofwar,andinthederivationofmybirth,andinotherparticularities。MACMORRISIdonotknowyousogoodamanasmyself:
  soChrishsaveme,Iwillcutoffyourhead。GOWERGentlemenboth,youwillmistakeeachother。JAMYA!that’safoulfault。
  AparleysoundedGOWERThetownsoundsaparley。FLUELLENCaptainMacmorris,whenthereismorebetteropportunitytoberequired,lookyou,IwillbesoboldastotellyouIknowthedisciplinesofwar;
  andthereisanend。
  ExeuntSCENEIII。Thesame。Beforethegates。TheGovernorandsomeCitizensonthewalls;theEnglishforcesbelow。EnterKINGHENRYandhistrainKINGHENRYVHowyetresolvesthegovernorofthetown?
  Thisisthelatestparlewewilladmit;
  Thereforetoourbestmercygiveyourselves;
  OrliketomenproudofdestructionDefyustoourworst:for,asIamasoldier,Anamethatinmythoughtsbecomesmebest,IfIbeginthebatteryonceagain,Iwillnotleavethehalf—achievedHarfleurTillinherashesshelieburied。
  Thegatesofmercyshallbeallshutup,Andtheflesh’dsoldier,roughandhardofheart,InlibertyofbloodyhandshallrangeWithconsciencewideashell,mowinglikegrassYourfresh—fairvirginsandyourfloweringinfants。
  Whatisitthentome,ifimpiouswar,Array’dinflamesliketotheprinceoffiends,Do,withhissmirch’dcomplexion,allfellfeatsEnlink’dtowasteanddesolation?
  Whatis’ttome,whenyouyourselvesarecause,IfyourpuremaidensfallintothehandOfhotandforcingviolation?
  WhatreincanholdlicentiouswickednessWhendownthehillheholdshisfiercecareer?
  WemayasbootlessspendourvaincommandUpontheenragedsoldiersintheirspoilAssendpreceptstotheleviathanTocomeashore。Therefore,youmenofHarfleur,Takepityofyourtownandofyourpeople,Whilesyetmysoldiersareinmycommand;
  WhilesyetthecoolandtemperatewindofgraceO’erblowsthefilthyandcontagiouscloudsOfheadymurder,spoilandvillany。
  Ifnot,why,inamomentlooktoseeTheblindandbloodysoldierwithfoulhandDefilethelocksofyourshrill—shriekingdaughters;
  Yourfatherstakenbythesilverbeards,Andtheirmostreverendheadsdash’dtothewalls,Yournakedinfantsspitteduponpikes,WhilesthemadmotherswiththeirhowlsconfusedDobreaktheclouds,asdidthewivesofJewryAtHerod’sbloody—huntingslaughtermen。
  Whatsayyou?willyouyield,andthisavoid,Or,guiltyindefence,bethusdestroy’d?GOVERNOROurexpectationhaththisdayanend:
  TheDauphin,whomofsuccorsweentreated,ReturnsusthathispowersareyetnotreadyToraisesogreatasiege。Therefore,greatking,Weyieldourtownandlivestothysoftmercy。
  Enterourgates;disposeofusandours;
  Forwenolongeraredefensible。KINGHENRYVOpenyourgates。Come,uncleExeter,GoyouandenterHarfleur;thereremain,Andfortifyitstrongly’gainsttheFrench:
  Usemercytothemall。Forus,dearuncle,ThewintercomingonandsicknessgrowingUponoursoldiers,wewillretiretoCalais。
  To—nightinHarfleurwewillbeyourguest;
  To—morrowforthemarchareweaddrest。
  Flourish。TheKingandhistrainenterthetownSCENEIV。TheFRENCHKING’spalace。EnterKATHARINEandALICEKATHARINEAlice,tuaseteenAngleterre,ettuparlesbienlelangage。ALICEUnpeu,madame。KATHARINEJeteprie,m’enseignez:ilfautquej’apprenneaparler。Commentappelez—vouslamainenAnglois?ALICELamain?elleestappeleedehand。KATHARINEDehand。Etlesdoigts?ALICELesdoigts?mafoi,j’oublielesdoigts;
  maisjemesouviendrai。Lesdoigts?jepensequ’ilssontappelesdefingres;oui,defingres。KATHARINELamain,dehand;lesdoigts,defingres。
  Jepensequejesuislebonecolier;j’aigagnedeuxmotsd’Angloisvitement。Commentappelez—vouslesongles?ALICELesongles?nouslesappelonsdenails。KATHARINEDenails。Ecoutez;dites—moi,sijeparlebien:dehand,defingres,etdenails。ALICEC’estbiendit,madame;ilestfortbonAnglois。KATHARINEDites—moil’Angloispourlebras。ALICEDearm,madame。KATHARINEEtlecoude?ALICEDeelbow。KATHARINEDeelbow。Jem’enfaislarepetitiondetouslesmotsquevousm’avezapprisdesapresent。ALICEIlesttropdifficile,madame,commejepense。KATHARINEExcusez—moi,Alice;ecoutez:dehand,defingres,denails,dearma,debilbow。ALICEDeelbow,madame。KATHARINEOSeigneurDieu,jem’enoublie!deelbow。
  Commentappelez—vouslecol?ALICEDeneck,madame。KATHARINEDenick。Etlementon?ALICEDechin。KATHARINEDesin。Lecol,denick;dementon,desin。ALICEOui。Saufvotrehonneur,enverite,vousprononcezlesmotsaussidroitquelesnatifsd’Angleterre。KATHARINEJenedoutepointd’apprendre,parlagracedeDieu,etenpeudetemps。ALICEN’avezvouspasdejaoubliecequejevousaienseigne?KATHARINENon,jereciteraiavouspromptement:
  dehand,defingres,demails——ALICEDenails,madame。KATHARINEDenails,dearm,deilbow。ALICESaufvotrehonneur,deelbow。KATHARINEAinsidis—je;deelbow,denick,etdesin。Commentappelez—vouslepiedetlarobe?ALICEDefoot,madame;etdecoun。KATHARINEDefootetdecoun!OSeigneurDieu!cesontmotsdesonmauvais,corruptible,gros,etimpudique,etnonpourlesdamesd’honneurd’user:jenevoudraisprononcercesmotsdevantlesseigneursdeFrancepourtoutlemonde。Foh!lefootetlecoun!
  Neanmoins,jereciteraiuneautrefoismaleconensemble:dehand,defingres,denails,dearm,deelbow,denick,desin,defoot,decoun。ALICEExcellent,madame!KATHARINEC’estassezpourunefois:allons—nousadiner。
  ExeuntSCENEV。Thesame。EntertheKINGOFFRANCE,theDAUPHIN,theDUKEoFBOURBON,theConstableOfFrance,andothersKINGOFFRANCE’Tiscertainhehathpass’dtheriverSomme。ConstableAndifhebenotfoughtwithal,mylord,LetusnotliveinFrance;letusquitallAndgiveourvineyardstoabarbarouspeople。DAUPHINODieuvivant!shallafewspraysofus,Theemptyingofourfathers’luxury,Ourscions,putinwildandsavagestock,Spirtupsosuddenlyintotheclouds,Andoverlooktheirgrafters?BOURBONNormans,butbastardNormans,Normanbastards!
  Mortdemavie!iftheymarchalongUnfoughtwithal,butIwillsellmydukedom,TobuyaslobberyandadirtyfarmInthatnook—shottenisleofAlbion。ConstableDieudebatailles!wherehavetheythismettle?
  Isnottheirclimatefoggy,rawanddull,Onwhom,asindespite,thesunlookspale,Killingtheirfruitwithfrowns?Cansoddenwater,Adrenchforsur—rein’djades,theirbarley—broth,Decocttheircoldbloodtosuchvaliantheat?
  Andshallourquickblood,spiritedwithwine,Seemfrosty?O,forhonourofourland,LetusnothanglikeropingiciclesUponourhouses’thatch,whilesamorefrostypeopleSweatdropsofgallantyouthinourrichfields!
  Poorwemaycallthemintheirnativelords。DAUPHINByfaithandhonour,Ourmadamsmockatus,andplainlysayOurmettleisbredoutandtheywillgiveTheirbodiestothelustofEnglishyouthTonew—storeFrancewithbastardwarriors。BOURBONTheybidustotheEnglishdancing—schools,Andteachlavoltashighandswiftcorantos;
  Sayingourgraceisonlyinourheels,Andthatwearemostloftyrunaways。KINGOFFRANCEWhereisMontjoytheherald?speedhimhence:
  LethimgreetEnglandwithoursharpdefiance。
  Up,princes!and,withspiritofhonouredgedMoresharperthanyourswords,hietothefield:
  CharlesDelabreth,highconstableofFrance;
  YouDukesofOrleans,Bourbon,andofBerri,Alencon,Brabant,Bar,andBurgundy;
  JaquesChatillon,Rambures,Vaudemont,Beaumont,Grandpre,Roussi,andFauconberg,Foix,Lestrale,Bouciqualt,andCharolois;
  Highdukes,greatprinces,barons,lordsandknights,Foryourgreatseatsnowquityouofgreatshames。
  BarHarryEngland,thatsweepsthroughourlandWithpennonspaintedinthebloodofHarfleur:
  Rushonhishost,asdoththemeltedsnowUponthevalleys,whoselowvassalseatTheAlpsdothspitandvoidhisrheumupon:
  Godownuponhim,youhavepowerenough,AndinacaptivechariotintoRouenBringhimourprisoner。ConstableThisbecomesthegreat。
  SorryamIhisnumbersaresofew,Hissoldierssickandfamish’dintheirmarch,ForIamsure,whenheshallseeourarmy,He’lldrophisheartintothesinkoffearAndforachievementofferushisransom。KINGOFFRANCETherefore,lordconstable,hasteonMontjoy。
  AndlethimsaytoEnglandthatwesendToknowwhatwillingransomhewillgive。
  PrinceDauphin,youshallstaywithusinRouen。DAUPHINNotso,Idobeseechyourmajesty。KINGOFFRANCEBepatient,foryoushallremainwithus。
  Nowforth,lordconstableandprincesall,AndquicklybringuswordofEngland’sfall。
  ExeuntSCENEVI。TheEnglishcampinPicardy。EnterGOWERandFLUELLEN,meetingGOWERHownow,CaptainFluellen!comeyoufromthebridge?FLUELLENIassureyou,thereisveryexcellentservicescommittedatthebridge。GOWERIstheDukeofExetersafe?FLUELLENTheDukeofExeterisasmagnanimousasAgamemnon;
  andamanthatIloveandhonourwithmysoul,andmyheart,andmyduty,andmylife,andmyliving,andmyuttermostpower:heisnot—Godbepraisedandblessed!——anyhurtintheworld;butkeepsthebridgemostvaliantly,withexcellentdiscipline。
  Thereisanaunchientlieutenantthereatthepridge,IthinkinmyveryconscienceheisasvaliantamanasMarkAntony;andheisamanofnoestimationintheworld;butdidseehimdoasgallantservice。GOWERWhatdoyoucallhim?FLUELLENHeiscalledAunchientPistol。GOWERIknowhimnot。
  EnterPISTOLFLUELLENHereistheman。PISTOLCaptain,Itheebeseechtodomefavours:
  TheDukeofExeterdothlovetheewell。FLUELLENAy,IpraiseGod;andIhavemeritedsomeloveathishands。PISTOLBardolph,asoldier,firmandsoundofheart,Andofbuxomvalour,hath,bycruelfate,AndgiddyFortune’sfuriousficklewheel,Thatgoddessblind,Thatstandsupontherollingrestlessstone——FLUELLENByyourpatience,AunchientPistol。Fortuneispaintedblind,withamuffleraforehereyes,tosignifytoyouthatFortuneisblind;andsheispaintedalsowithawheel,tosignifytoyou,whichisthemoralofit,thatsheisturning,andinconstant,andmutability,andvariation:andherfoot,lookyou,isfixeduponasphericalstone,whichrolls,androlls,androlls:ingoodtruth,thepoetmakesamostexcellentdescriptionofit:
  Fortuneisanexcellentmoral。PISTOLFortuneisBardolph’sfoe,andfrownsonhim;
  Forhehathstolenapax,andhangedmusta’be:
  Adamneddeath!
  Letgallowsgapefordog;letmangofreeAndletnothemphiswind—pipesuffocate:
  ButExeterhathgiventhedoomofdeathForpaxoflittleprice。
  Therefore,gospeak:thedukewillhearthyvoice:
  AndletnotBardolph’svitalthreadbecutWithedgeofpennycordandvilereproach:
  Speak,captain,forhislife,andIwilltheerequite。FLUELLENAunchientPistol,Idopartlyunderstandyourmeaning。PISTOLWhythen,rejoicetherefore。FLUELLENCertainly,aunchient,itisnotathingtorejoiceat:forif,lookyou,heweremybrother,Iwoulddesiretheduketousehisgoodpleasure,andputhimtoexecution;fordisciplineoughttobeused。PISTOLDieandbedamn’d!andfigoforthyfriendship!FLUELLENItiswell。PISTOLThefigofSpain!
  ExitFLUELLENVerygood。GOWERWhy,thisisanarrantcounterfeitrascal;
  I
  rememberhimnow;abawd,acutpurse。FLUELLENI’llassureyou,a’utteredasbravewordsatthebridgeasyoushallseeinasummer’sday。Butitisverywell;whathehasspoketome,thatiswell,Iwarrantyou,whentimeisserve。GOWERWhy,’tisagull,afool,arogue,thatnowandthengoestothewars,togracehimselfathisreturnintoLondonundertheformofasoldier。Andsuchfellowsareperfectinthegreatcommanders’names:
  andtheywilllearnyoubyrotewhereservicesweredone;atsuchandsuchasconce,atsuchabreach,atsuchaconvoy;whocameoffbravely,whowasshot,whodisgraced,whattermstheenemystoodon;
  andthistheyconperfectlyinthephraseofwar,whichtheytrickupwithnew—tunedoaths:andwhatabeardofthegeneral’scutandahorridsuitofthecampwilldoamongfoamingbottlesandale—washedwits,iswonderfultobethoughton。
  Butyoumustlearntoknowsuchslandersoftheage,orelseyoumaybemarvellouslymistook。FLUELLENItellyouwhat,CaptainGower;Idoperceiveheisnotthemanthathewouldgladlymakeshowtotheworldheis:ifIfindaholeinhiscoat,Iwilltellhimmymind。
  DrumheardHarkyou,thekingiscoming,andImustspeakwithhimfromthepridge。
  Drumandcolours。EnterKINGHENRY,GLOUCESTER,andSoldiersGodplessyourmajesty!KINGHENRYVHownow,Fluellen!camestthoufromthebridge?FLUELLENAy,sopleaseyourmajesty。TheDukeofExeterhasverygallantlymaintainedthepridge:theFrenchisgoneoff,lookyou;andthereisgallantandmostpravepassages;marry,th’athversarywashavepossessionofthepridge;butheisenforcedtoretire,andtheDukeofExeterismasterofthepridge:Icantellyourmajesty,thedukeisapraveman。KINGHENRYVWhatmenhaveyoulost,Fluellen?FLUELLENTheperditionofth’athversaryhathbeenverygreat,reasonablegreat:marry,formypart,I
  thinkthedukehathlostneveraman,butonethatisliketobeexecutedforrobbingachurch,oneBardolph,ifyourmajestyknowtheman:hisfaceisallbubukles,andwhelks,andknobs,andflameso’
  fire:andhislipsblowsathisnose,anditislikeacoaloffire,sometimesplueandsometimesred;
  buthisnoseisexecutedandhisfire’sout。KINGHENRYVWewouldhaveallsuchoffenderssocutoff:andwegiveexpresscharge,thatinourmarchesthroughthecountry,therebenothingcompelledfromthevillages,nothingtakenbutpaidfor,noneoftheFrenchupbraidedorabusedindisdainfullanguage;
  forwhenlenityandcrueltyplayforakingdom,thegentlergamesteristhesoonestwinner。
  Tucket。EnterMONTJOYMONTJOYYouknowmebymyhabit。KINGHENRYVWellthenIknowthee:whatshallIknowofthee?MONTJOYMymaster’smind。KINGHENRYVUnfoldit。MONTJOYThussaysmyking:SaythoutoHarryofEngland:
  Thoughweseemeddead,wedidbutsleep:advantageisabettersoldierthanrashness。TellhimwecouldhaverebukedhimatHarfleur,butthatwethoughtnotgoodtobruiseaninjurytillitwerefullripe:nowwespeakuponourcue,andourvoiceisimperial:Englandshallrepenthisfolly,seehisweakness,andadmireoursufferance。Bidhimthereforeconsiderofhisransom;whichmustproportionthelosseswehaveborne,thesubjectswehavelost,thedisgracewehavedigested;whichinweighttore—answer,hispettinesswouldbowunder。
  Forourlosses,hisexchequeristoopoor;fortheeffusionofourblood,themusterofhiskingdomtoofaintanumber;andforourdisgrace,hisownperson,kneelingatourfeet,butaweakandworthlesssatisfaction。Tothisadddefiance:
  andtellhim,forconclusion,hehathbetrayedhisfollowers,whosecondemnationispronounced。
  Sofarmykingandmaster;somuchmyoffice。KINGHENRYVWhatisthyname?Iknowthyquality。MONTJOYMontjoy。KINGHENRYVThoudostthyofficefairly。Turntheeback。
  AndtellthykingIdonotseekhimnow;
  ButcouldbewillingtomarchontoCalaisWithoutimpeachment:for,tosaythesooth,Though’tisnowisdomtoconfesssomuchUntoanenemyofcraftandvantage,Mypeoplearewithsicknessmuchenfeebled,Mynumberslessened,andthosefewIhaveAlmostnobetterthansomanyFrench;
  Whowhentheywereinhealth,Itellthee,herald,IthoughtupononepairofEnglishlegsDidmarchthreeFrenchmen。Yet,forgiveme,God,ThatIdobragthus!ThisyourairofFranceHathblownthatviceinme:Imustrepent。
  Gotherefore,tellthymasterhereIam;
  Myransomisthisfrailandworthlesstrunk,Myarmybutaweakandsicklyguard;
  Yet,Godbefore,tellhimwewillcomeon,ThoughFrancehimselfandsuchanotherneighbourStandinourway。There’sforthylabour,Montjoy。
  Gobidthymasterwelladvisehimself:
  Ifwemaypass,wewill;ifwebehinder’d,WeshallyourtawnygroundwithyourredbloodDiscolour:andsoMontjoy,fareyouwell。
  Thesumofallouranswerisbutthis:
  Wewouldnotseekabattle,asweare;
  Nor,asweare,wesaywewillnotshunit:
  Sotellyourmaster。MONTJOYIshalldeliverso。Thankstoyourhighness。
  ExitGLOUCESTERIhopetheywillnotcomeuponusnow。KINGHENRYVWeareinGod’shand,brother,notintheirs。
  Marchtothebridge;itnowdrawstowardnight:
  Beyondtheriverwe’llencampourselves,Andonto—morrow,bidthemmarchaway。
  ExeuntSCENEVII。TheFrenchcamp,nearAgincourt:EntertheConstableofFrance,theLORDRAMBURES,ORLEANS,DAUPHIN,withothersConstableTut!Ihavethebestarmouroftheworld。
  Woulditwereday!ORLEANSYouhaveanexcellentarmour;butletmyhorsehavehisdue。ConstableItisthebesthorseofEurope。ORLEANSWillitneverbemorning?DAUPHINMylordofOrleans,andmylordhighconstable,youtalkofhorseandarmour?ORLEANSYouareaswellprovidedofbothasanyprinceintheworld。DAUPHINWhatalongnightisthis!Iwillnotchangemyhorsewithanythattreadsbutonfourpasterns。
  Ca,ha!heboundsfromtheearth,asifhisentrailswerehairs;lechevalvolant,thePegasus,chezlesnarinesdefeu!WhenIbestridehim,I
  soar,Iamahawk:hetrotstheair;theearthsingswhenhetouchesit;thebasesthornofhishoofismoremusicalthanthepipeofHermes。ORLEANSHe’softhecolourofthenutmeg。DAUPHINAndoftheheatoftheginger。ItisabeastforPerseus:heispureairandfire;andthedullelementsofearthandwaterneverappearinhim,butonlyinPatientstillnesswhilehisridermountshim:heisindeedahorse;andallotherjadesyoumaycallbeasts。ConstableIndeed,mylord,itisamostabsoluteandexcellenthorse。DAUPHINItistheprinceofpalfreys;hisneighislikethebiddingofamonarchandhiscountenanceenforceshomage。ORLEANSNomore,cousin。DAUPHINNay,themanhathnowitthatcannot,fromtherisingofthelarktothelodgingofthelamb,varydeservedpraiseonmypalfrey:itisathemeasfluentasthesea:turnthesandsintoeloquenttongues,andmyhorseisargumentforthemall:
  ’tisasubjectforasovereigntoreasonon,andforasovereign’ssovereigntorideon;andfortheworld,familiartousandunknowntolayaparttheirparticularfunctionsandwonderathim。
  I
  oncewritasonnetinhispraiseandbeganthus:
  ’Wonderofnature,’——ORLEANSIhaveheardasonnetbeginsotoone’smistress。DAUPHINThendidtheyimitatethatwhichIcomposedtomycourser,formyhorseismymistress。ORLEANSYourmistressbearswell。DAUPHINMewell;whichistheprescriptpraiseandperfectionofagoodandparticularmistress。ConstableNay,formethoughtyesterdayyourmistressshrewdlyshookyourback。DAUPHINSoperhapsdidyours。ConstableMinewasnotbridled。DAUPHINOthenbelikeshewasoldandgentle;
  andyourode,likeakernofIreland,yourFrenchhoseoff,andinyourstraightstrossers。ConstableYouhavegoodjudgmentinhorsemanship。DAUPHINBewarnedbyme,then:theythatridesoandridenotwarily,fallintofoulbogs。Ihadratherhavemyhorsetomymistress。ConstableIhadasliefhavemymistressajade。DAUPHINItellthee,constable,mymistresswearshisownhair。ConstableIcouldmakeastrueaboastasthat,ifIhadasowtomymistress。DAUPHIN’Lechienestretourneasonproprevomissement,etlatruielaveeaubourbier;’thoumakestuseofanything。ConstableYetdoInotusemyhorseformymistress,oranysuchproverbsolittlekintothepurpose。RAMBURESMylordconstable,thearmourthatIsawinyourtentto—night,arethosestarsorsunsuponit?ConstableStars,mylord。DAUPHINSomeofthemwillfallto—morrow,Ihope。ConstableAndyetmyskyshallnotwant。DAUPHINThatmaybe,foryoubearamanysuperfluously,and’tweremorehonoursomewereaway。ConstableEvenasyourhorsebearsyourpraises;
  whowouldtrotaswell,weresomeofyourbragsdismounted。DAUPHINWouldIwereabletoloadhimwithhisdesert!Willitneverbeday?Iwilltrotto—morrowamile,andmywayshallbepavedwithEnglishfaces。ConstableIwillnotsayso,forfearIshouldbefacedoutofmyway:butIwoulditweremorning;forIwouldfainbeabouttheearsoftheEnglish。RAMBURESWhowillgotohazardwithmefortwentyprisoners?ConstableYoumustfirstgoyourselftohazard,ereyouhavethem。DAUPHIN’Tismidnight;I’llgoarmmyself。
  ExitORLEANSTheDauphinlongsformorning。RAMBURESHelongstoeattheEnglish。ConstableIthinkhewilleatallhekills。ORLEANSBythewhitehandofmylady,he’sagallantprince。ConstableSwearbyherfoot,thatshemaytreadouttheoath。ORLEANSHeissimplythemostactivegentlemanofFrance。ConstableDoingisactivity;andhewillstillbedoing。ORLEANSHeneverdidharm,thatIheardof。ConstableNorwilldononeto—morrow:hewillkeepthatgoodnamestill。ORLEANSIknowhimtobevaliant。ConstableIwastoldthatbyonethatknowshimbetterthanyou。ORLEANSWhat’she?ConstableMarry,hetoldmesohimself;andhesaidhecarednotwhoknewitORLEANSHeneedsnot;itisnohiddenvirtueinhim。ConstableBymyfaith,sir,butitis;neveranybodysawitbuthislackey:’tisahoodedvalour;andwhenitappears,itwillbate。ORLEANSIllwillneversaidwell。ConstableIwillcapthatproverbwith’Thereisflatteryinfriendship。’ORLEANSAndIwilltakeupthatwith’Givethedevilhisdue。’ConstableWellplaced:therestandsyourfriendforthedevil:haveattheveryeyeofthatproverbwith’A
  poxofthedevil。’ORLEANSYouarethebetteratproverbs,byhowmuch’A
  fool’sboltissoonshot。’ConstableYouhaveshotover。ORLEANS’Tisnotthefirsttimeyouwereovershot。
  EnteraMessengerMessengerMylordhighconstable,theEnglishliewithinfifteenhundredpacesofyourtents。ConstableWhohathmeasuredtheground?MessengerTheLordGrandpre。ConstableAvaliantandmostexpertgentleman。
  Woulditwereday!Alas,poorHarryofEngland!helongsnotforthedawningaswedo。ORLEANSWhatawretchedandpeevishfellowisthiskingofEngland,tomopewithhisfat—brainedfollowerssofaroutofhisknowledge!ConstableIftheEnglishhadanyapprehension,theywouldrunaway。ORLEANSThattheylack;foriftheirheadshadanyintellectualarmour,theycouldneverwearsuchheavyhead—pieces。RAMBURESThatislandofEnglandbreedsveryvaliantcreatures;theirmastiffsareofunmatchablecourage。ORLEANSFoolishcurs,thatrunwinkingintothemouthofaRussianbearandhavetheirheadscrushedlikerottenapples!Youmayaswellsay,that’savaliantfleathatdareeathisbreakfastonthelipofalion。ConstableJust,just;andthemendosympathizewiththemastiffsinrobustiousandroughcomingon,leavingtheirwitswiththeirwives:andthengivethemgreatmealsofbeefandironandsteel,theywilleatlikewolvesandfightlikedevils。ORLEANSAy,buttheseEnglishareshrewdlyoutofbeef。ConstableThenshallwefindto—morrowtheyhaveonlystomachstoeatandnonetofight。Nowisittimetoarm:
  come,shallweaboutit?ORLEANSItisnowtwoo’clock:but,letmesee,bytenWeshallhaveeachahundredEnglishmen。
  ExeuntACTIVPROLOGUEEnterChorusChorusNowentertainconjectureofatimeWhencreepingmurmurandtheporingdarkFillsthewidevesseloftheuniverse。
  FromcamptocampthroughthefoulwombofnightThehumofeitherarmystillysounds,ThatthefixedsentinelsalmostreceiveThesecretwhispersofeachother’swatch:
  Fireanswersfire,andthroughtheirpalyflamesEachbattleseestheother’sumber’dface;
  Steedthreatenssteed,inhighandboastfulneighsPiercingthenight’sdullear,andfromthetentsThearmourers,accomplishingtheknights,Withbusyhammersclosingrivetsup,Givedreadfulnoteofpreparation:
  Thecountrycocksdocrow,theclocksdotoll,Andthethirdhourofdrowsymorningname。
  Proudoftheirnumbersandsecureinsoul,Theconfidentandover—lustyFrenchDothelow—ratedEnglishplayatdice;
  Andchidethecrippletardy—gaitednightWho,likeafoulanduglywitch,dothlimpSotediouslyaway。ThepoorcondemnedEnglish,Likesacrifices,bytheirwatchfulfiresSitpatientlyandinlyruminateThemorning’sdanger,andtheirgesturesadInvestinglank—lean;cheeksandwar—worncoatsPresenteththemuntothegazingmoonSomanyhorridghosts。Onow,whowillbeholdTheroyalcaptainofthisruin’dbandWalkingfromwatchtowatch,fromtenttotent,Lethimcry’Praiseandgloryonhishead!’
  Forforthhegoesandvisitsallhishost。
  BidsthemgoodmorrowwithamodestsmileAndcallsthembrothers,friendsandcountrymen。
  UponhisroyalfacethereisnonoteHowdreadanarmyhathenroundedhim;
  NordothhededicateonejotofcolourUntothewearyandall—watchednight,Butfreshlylooksandover—bearsattaintWithcheerfulsemblanceandsweetmajesty;
  Thateverywretch,piningandpalebefore,Beholdinghim,pluckscomfortfromhislooks:
  AlargessuniversallikethesunHisliberaleyedothgivetoeveryone,Thawingcoldfear,thatmeanandgentleall,Behold,asmayunworthinessdefine,AlittletouchofHarryinthenight。
  Andsoourscenemusttothebattlefly;
  Where——Oforpity!——weshallmuchdisgraceWithfourorfivemostvileandraggedfoils,Rightill—disposedinbrawlridiculous,ThenameofAgincourt。Yetsitandsee,Mindingtruethingsbywhattheirmockeriesbe。
  ExitSCENEI。TheEnglishcampatAgincourt。EnterKINGHENRY,BEDFORD,andGLOUCESTERKINGHENRYVGloucester,’tistruethatweareingreatdanger;
  Thegreaterthereforeshouldourcouragebe。
  Goodmorrow,brotherBedford。GodAlmighty!
  Thereissomesoulofgoodnessinthingsevil,Wouldmenobservinglydistilitout。
  Forourbadneighbourmakesusearlystirrers,Whichisbothhealthfulandgoodhusbandry:
  Besides,theyareouroutwardconsciences,Andpreacherstousall,admonishingThatweshoulddressusfairlyforourend。
  Thusmaywegatherhoneyfromtheweed,Andmakeamoralofthedevilhimself。
  EnterERPINGHAM
  Goodmorrow,oldSirThomasErpingham:
  AgoodsoftpillowforthatgoodwhiteheadWerebetterthanachurlishturfofFrance。ERPINGHAMNotso,myliege:thislodginglikesmebetter,SinceImaysay’NowlieIlikeaking。’KINGHENRYV’TisgoodformentolovetheirpresentpainsUponexample;sothespiritiseased:
  Andwhenthemindisquicken’d,outofdoubt,Theorgans,thoughdefunctanddeadbefore,Breakuptheirdrowsygraveandnewlymove,Withcastedsloughandfreshlegerity。
  Lendmethycloak,SirThomas。Brothersboth,Commendmetotheprincesinourcamp;
  Domygoodmorrowtothem,andanonDesirethemantomypavilion。GLOUCESTERWeshall,myliege。ERPINGHAMShallIattendyourgrace?KINGHENRYVNo,mygoodknight;
  GowithmybrotherstomylordsofEngland:
  Iandmybosommustdebateawhile,AndthenIwouldnoothercompany。ERPINGHAMTheLordinheavenblessthee,nobleHarry!
  ExeuntallbutKINGHENRYKINGHENRYVGod—a—mercy,oldheart!thouspeak’stcheerfully。
  EnterPISTOLPISTOLQuivala?KINGHENRYVAfriend。PISTOLDiscussuntome;artthouofficer?
  Orartthoubase,commonandpopular?KINGHENRYVIamagentlemanofacompany。PISTOLTrail’stthouthepuissantpike?KINGHENRYVEvenso。Whatareyou?PISTOLAsgoodagentlemanastheemperor。KINGHENRYVThenyouareabetterthantheking。PISTOLTheking’sabawcock,andaheartofgold,Aladoflife,animpoffame;
  Ofparentsgood,offistmostvaliant。
  Ikisshisdirtyshoe,andfromheart—stringIlovethelovelybully。Whatisthyname?KINGHENRYVHarryleRoy。PISTOLLeRoy!aCornishname:artthouofCornishcrew?KINGHENRYVNo,IamaWelshman。PISTOLKnow’stthouFluellen?KINGHENRYVYes。PISTOLTellhim,I’llknockhisleekabouthispateUponSaintDavy’sday。KINGHENRYVDonotyouwearyourdaggerinyourcapthatday,lestheknockthataboutyours。PISTOLArtthouhisfriend?KINGHENRYVAndhiskinsmantoo。PISTOLThefigoforthee,then!KINGHENRYVIthankyou:Godbewithyou!PISTOLMynameisPistolcall’d。
  ExitKINGHENRYVItsortswellwithyourfierceness。
  EnterFLUELLENandGOWERGOWERCaptainFluellen!FLUELLENSo!inthenameofJesuChrist,speaklower。Itisthegreatestadmirationoftheuniversalworld,whenthetrueandaunchientprerogatifesandlawsofthewarsisnotkept:ifyouwouldtakethepainsbuttoexaminethewarsofPompeytheGreat,youshallfind,Iwarrantyou,thatthereisnotiddletoddlenorpibblepabbleinPompey’scamp;Iwarrantyou,youshallfindtheceremoniesofthewars,andthecaresofit,andtheformsofit,andthesobrietyofit,andthemodestyofit,tobeotherwise。GOWERWhy,theenemyisloud;youhearhimallnight。FLUELLENIftheenemyisanassandafoolandapratingcoxcomb,isitmeet,thinkyou,thatweshouldalso,lookyou,beanassandafoolandapratingcoxcomb?inyourownconscience,now?GOWERIwillspeaklower。FLUELLENIprayyouandbeseechyouthatyouwill。
  ExeuntGOWERandFLUELLENKINGHENRYVThoughitappearalittleoutoffashion,ThereismuchcareandvalourinthisWelshman。
  Enterthreesoldiers,JOHNBATES,ALEXANDERCOURT,andMICHAELWILLIAMSCOURTBrotherJohnBates,isnotthatthemorningwhichbreaksyonder?BATESIthinkitbe:butwehavenogreatcausetodesiretheapproachofday。WILLIAMSWeseeyonderthebeginningoftheday,butIthinkweshallneverseetheendofit。Whogoesthere?KINGHENRYVAfriend。WILLIAMSUnderwhatcaptainserveyou?KINGHENRYVUnderSirThomasErpingham。WILLIAMSAgoodoldcommanderandamostkindgentleman:
  I
  prayyou,whatthinksheofourestate?KINGHENRYVEvenasmenwreckeduponasand,thatlooktobewashedoffthenexttide。BATESHehathnottoldhisthoughttotheking?KINGHENRYVNo;noritisnotmeetheshould。For,thoughI
  speakittoyou,Ithinkthekingisbutaman,asI
  am:thevioletsmellstohimasitdothtome:
  theelementshowstohimasitdothtome;allhissenseshavebuthumanconditions:hisceremonieslaidby,inhisnakednessheappearsbutaman;
  andthoughhisaffectionsarehighermountedthanours,yet,whentheystoop,theystoopwiththelikewing。Thereforewhenheseesreasonoffears,aswedo,hisfears,outofdoubt,beofthesamerelishasoursare:yet,inreason,nomanshouldpossesshimwithanyappearanceoffear,lesthe,byshowingit,shoulddisheartenhisarmy。BATESHemayshowwhatoutwardcouragehewill;
  butI
  believe,ascoldanightas’tis,hecouldwishhimselfinThamesuptotheneck;andsoIwouldhewere,andIbyhim,atalladventures,sowewerequithere。KINGHENRYVBymytroth,Iwillspeakmyconscienceoftheking:
  Ithinkhewouldnotwishhimselfanywherebutwhereheis。BATESThenIwouldhewereherealone;soshouldhebesuretoberansomed,andamanypoormen’slivessaved。KINGHENRYVIdaresayyoulovehimnotsoill,towishhimherealone,howsoeveryouspeakthistofeelothermen’sminds:methinksIcouldnotdieanywheresocontentedasintheking’scompany;hiscausebeingjustandhisquarrelhonourable。WILLIAMSThat’smorethanweknow。BATESAy,ormorethanweshouldseekafter;
  forweknowenough,ifweknowwearethekingssubjects:
  ifhiscausebewrong,ourobediencetothekingwipesthecrimeofitoutofus。WILLIAMSButifthecausebenotgood,thekinghimselfhathaheavyreckoningtomake,whenallthoselegsandarmsandheads,choppedoffinbattle,shalljointogetheratthelatterdayandcryall’Wediedatsuchaplace;’someswearing,somecryingforasurgeon,someupontheirwivesleftpoorbehindthem,someuponthedebtstheyowe,someupontheirchildrenrawlyleft。Iamafeardtherearefewdiewellthatdieinabattle;forhowcantheycharitablydisposeofanything,whenbloodistheirargument?Now,ifthesemendonotdiewell,itwillbeablackmatterforthekingthatledthemtoit;whomtodisobeywereagainstallproportionofsubjection。KINGHENRYVSo,ifasonthatisbyhisfathersentaboutmerchandisedosinfullymiscarryuponthesea,theimputationofhiswickednessbyyourrule,shouldbeimposeduponhisfatherthatsenthim:orifaservant,underhismaster’scommandtransportingasumofmoney,beassailedbyrobbersanddieinmanyirreconcilediniquities,youmaycallthebusinessofthemastertheauthoroftheservant’sdamnation:butthisisnotso:thekingisnotboundtoanswertheparticularendingsofhissoldiers,thefatherofhisson,northemasterofhisservant;fortheypurposenottheirdeath,whentheypurposetheirservices。Besides,thereisnoking,behiscauseneversospotless,ifitcometothearbitrementofswords,cantryitoutwithallunspottedsoldiers:someperadventurehaveonthemtheguiltofpremeditatedandcontrivedmurder;
  some,ofbeguilingvirginswiththebrokensealsofperjury;some,makingthewarstheirbulwark,thathavebeforegoredthegentlebosomofpeacewithpillageandrobbery。Now,ifthesemenhavedefeatedthelawandoutrunnativepunishment,thoughtheycanoutstripmen,theyhavenowingstoflyfromGod:warishisbeadle,warisvengeance;
  sothatheremenarepunishedforbefore—breachoftheking’slawsinnowtheking’squarrel:wheretheyfearedthedeath,theyhavebornelifeaway;
  andwheretheywouldbesafe,theyperish:theniftheydieunprovided,nomoreisthekingguiltyoftheirdamnationthanhewasbeforeguiltyofthoseimpietiesforthewhichtheyarenowvisited。
  Everysubject’sdutyistheking’s;buteverysubject’ssoulishisown。Thereforeshouldeverysoldierinthewarsdoaseverysickmaninhisbed,washeverymoteoutofhisconscience:anddyingso,deathistohimadvantage;ornotdying,thetimewasblessedlylostwhereinsuchpreparationwasgained:
  andinhimthatescapes,itwerenotsintothinkthat,makingGodsofreeanoffer,HelethimoutlivethatdaytoseeHisgreatnessandtoteachothershowtheyshouldprepare。WILLIAMS’Tiscertain,everymanthatdiesill,theilluponhisownhead,thekingisnottoanswerit。BATESButIdonotdesireheshouldanswerforme;andyetIdeterminetofightlustilyforhim。KINGHENRYVImyselfheardthekingsayhewouldnotberansomed。WILLIAMSAy,hesaidso,tomakeusfightcheerfully:
  butwhenourthroatsarecut,hemayberansomed,andwene’erthewiser。KINGHENRYVIfIlivetoseeit,Iwillnevertrusthiswordafter。WILLIAMSYoupayhimthen。That’saperilousshotoutofanelder—gun,thatapoorandprivatedispleasurecandoagainstamonarch!youmayaswellgoabouttoturnthesuntoicewithfanninginhisfacewithapeacock’sfeather。You’llnevertrusthiswordafter!come,’tisafoolishsaying。KINGHENRYVYourreproofissomethingtooround:
  Ishouldbeangrywithyou,ifthetimewereconvenient。WILLIAMSLetitbeaquarrelbetweenus,ifyoulive。KINGHENRYVIembraceit。WILLIAMSHowshallIknowtheeagain?KINGHENRYVGivemeanygageofthine,andIwillwearitinmybonnet:then,ifeverthoudarestacknowledgeit,I
  willmakeitmyquarrel。WILLIAMSHere’smyglove:givemeanotherofthine。KINGHENRYVThere。WILLIAMSThiswillIalsowearinmycap:ifeverthoucometomeandsay,afterto—morrow,’Thisismyglove,’
  bythishand,Iwilltaketheeaboxontheear。KINGHENRYVIfeverIlivetoseeit,Iwillchallengeit。WILLIAMSThoudarestaswellbehanged。KINGHENRYVWell。Iwilldoit,thoughItaketheeintheking’scompany。WILLIAMSKeepthyword:faretheewell。BATESBefriends,youEnglishfools,befriends:
  wehaveFrenchquarrelsenow,ifyoucouldtellhowtoreckon。KINGHENRYVIndeed,theFrenchmaylaytwentyFrenchcrownstoone,theywillbeatus;fortheybearthemontheirshoulders:butitisnoEnglishtreasontocutFrenchcrowns,andto—morrowthekinghimselfwillbeaclipper。
  ExeuntsoldiersUpontheking!letusourlives,oursouls,Ourdebts,ourcarefulwives,Ourchildrenandoursinslayontheking!
  Wemustbearall。Ohardcondition,Twin—bornwithgreatness,subjecttothebreathOfeveryfool,whosesensenomorecanfeelButhisownwringing!Whatinfiniteheart’s—easeMustkingsneglect,thatprivatemenenjoy!
  Andwhathavekings,thatprivateshavenottoo,Saveceremony,savegeneralceremony?
  Andwhatartthou,thouidleceremony?
  Whatkindofgodartthou,thatsuffer’stmoreOfmortalgriefsthandothyworshippers?
  Whatarethyrents?whatarethycomingsin?
  Oceremony,showmebutthyworth!
  Whatisthysoulofadoration?
  Artthouaughtelsebutplace,degreeandform,Creatingaweandfearinothermen?
  Whereinthouartlesshappybeingfear’dThantheyinfearing。
  Whatdrink’stthouoft,insteadofhomagesweet,Butpoison’dflattery?O,besick,greatgreatness,Andbidthyceremonygivetheecure!
  Think’stthouthefieryfeverwillgooutWithtitlesblownfromadulation?
  Willitgiveplacetoflexureandlowbending?
  Canstthou,whenthoucommand’stthebeggar’sknee,Commandthehealthofit?No,thouprouddream,Thatplay’stsosubtlywithaking’srepose;
  Iamakingthatfindthee,andIknow’Tisnotthebalm,thesceptreandtheball,Thesword,themace,thecrownimperial,Theintertissuedrobeofgoldandpearl,Thefarcedtitlerunning’foretheking,Thethronehesitson,northetideofpompThatbeatsuponthehighshoreofthisworld,No,notallthese,thrice—gorgeousceremony,Notallthese,laidinbedmajestical,Cansleepsosoundlyasthewretchedslave,Whowithabodyfill’dandvacantmindGetshimtorest,cramm’dwithdistressfulbread;
  Neverseeshorridnight,thechildofhell,But,likealackey,fromtherisetosetSweatsintheeyeofPhoebusandallnightSleepsinElysium;nextdayafterdawn,DothriseandhelpHyperiontohishorse,Andfollowssotheever—runningyear,Withprofitablelabour,tohisgrave:
  And,butforceremony,suchawretch,Windingupdayswithtoilandnightswithsleep,Hadthefore—handandvantageofaking。
  Theslave,amemberofthecountry’speace,Enjoysit;butingrossbrainlittlewotsWhatwatchthekingkeepstomaintainthepeace,Whosehoursthepeasantbestadvantages。
  EnterERPINGHAMERPINGHAMMylord,yournobles,jealousofyourabsence,Seekthroughyourcamptofindyou。KINGHENRYVGoodoldknight,Collectthemalltogetheratmytent:
  I’llbebeforethee。ERPINGHAMIshalldo’t,mylord。
  ExitKINGHENRYVOGodofbattles!steelmysoldiers’
  hearts;
  Possessthemnotwithfear;takefromthemnowThesenseofreckoning,iftheopposednumbersPlucktheirheartsfromthem。Notto—day,OLord,O,notto—day,thinknotuponthefaultMyfathermadeincompassingthecrown!
  IRichard’sbodyhaveinterredanew;
  Andonithavebestow’dmorecontritetearsThanfromitissuedforceddropsofblood:
  FivehundredpoorIhaveinyearlypay,Whotwicea—daytheirwither’dhandsholdupTowardheaven,topardonblood;andIhavebuiltTwochantries,wherethesadandsolemnpriestsSingstillforRichard’ssoul。MorewillIdo;
  ThoughallthatIcandoisnothingworth,Sincethatmypenitencecomesafterall,Imploringpardon。
  EnterGLOUCESTERGLOUCESTERMyliege!KINGHENRYVMybrotherGloucester’svoice?Ay;
  Iknowthyerrand,Iwillgowiththee:
  Theday,myfriendsandallthingsstayforme。
  ExeuntSCENEII。TheFrenchcamp。EntertheDAUPHIN,ORLEANS,RAMBURES,andothersORLEANSThesundothgildourarmour;up,mylords!DAUPHINMontezAcheval!Myhorse!varlet!laquais!
  ha!ORLEANSObravespirit!DAUPHINVia!leseauxetlaterre。ORLEANSRienpuis?L’airetlafeu。DAUPHINCiel,cousinOrleans。
  EnterConstableNow,mylordconstable!ConstableHark,howoursteedsforpresentserviceneigh!DAUPHINMountthem,andmakeincisionintheirhides,ThattheirhotbloodmayspininEnglisheyes,Anddoutthemwithsuperfluouscourage,ha!RAMBURESWhat,willyouhavethemweepourhorses’
  blood?
  Howshallwe,then,beholdtheirnaturaltears?
  EnterMessengerMessengerTheEnglishareembattled,youFrenchpeers。ConstableTohorse,yougallantprinces!straighttohorse!
  Dobutbeholdyonpoorandstarvedband,Andyourfairshowshallsuckawaytheirsouls,Leavingthembuttheshalesandhusksofmen。
  Thereisnotworkenoughforallourhands;
  ScarcebloodenoughinalltheirsicklyveinsTogiveeachnakedcurtle—axeastain,ThatourFrenchgallantsshallto—daydrawout,Andsheatheforlackofsport:letusbutblowonthem,Thevapourofourvalourwillo’erturnthem。
  ’Tispositive’gainstallexceptions,lords,Thatoursuperfluouslackeysandourpeasants,WhoinunnecessaryactionswarmAboutoursquaresofbattle,wereenowTopurgethisfieldofsuchahildingfoe,Thoughweuponthismountain’sbasisbyTookstandforidlespeculation:
  Butthatourhonoursmustnot。What’stosay?
  Averylittlelittleletusdo。
  Andallisdone。ThenletthetrumpetssoundThetucketsonanceandthenotetomount;
  ForourapproachshallsomuchdarethefieldThatEnglandshallcouchdowninfearandyield。
  EnterGRANDPREGRANDPREWhydoyoustaysolong,mylordsofFrance?
  Yonislandcarrions,desperateoftheirbones,Ill—favouredlybecomethemorningfield:
  Theirraggedcurtainspoorlyareletloose,Andourairshakesthempassingscornfully:
  BigMarsseemsbankruptintheirbeggar’dhostAndfaintlythrougharustybeaverpeeps:
  Thehorsemensitlikefixedcandlesticks,Withtorch—stavesintheirhand;andtheirpoorjadesLobdowntheirheads,droppingthehidesandhips,Thegumdown—ropingfromtheirpale—deadeyesAndintheirpaledullmouthsthegimmalbitLiesfoulwithchew’dgrass,stillandmotionless;
  Andtheirexecutors,theknavishcrows,Flyo’erthem,allimpatientfortheirhour。
  DescriptioncannotsuititselfinwordsTodemonstratethelifeofsuchabattleInlifesolifelessasitshowsitself。ConstableTheyhavesaidtheirprayers,andtheystayfordeath。DAUPHINShallwegosendthemdinnersandfreshsuitsAndgivetheirfastinghorsesprovender,Andafterfightwiththem?ConstableIstaybutformyguidon:tothefield!
  Iwillthebannerfromatrumpettake,Anduseitformyhaste。Come,come,away!
  Thesunishigh,andweoutweartheday。
  ExeuntSCENEIII。TheEnglishcamp。EnterGLOUCESTER,BEDFORD,EXETER,ERPINGHAM,withallhishost:SALISBURYandWESTMORELANDGLOUCESTERWhereistheking?BEDFORDThekinghimselfisrodetoviewtheirbattle。WESTMORELANDOffightingmentheyhavefullthreescorethousand。EXETERThere’sfivetoone;besides,theyallarefresh。SALISBURYGod’sarmstrikewithus!’tisafearfulodds。
  Godbewi’you,princesall;I’lltomycharge:
  Ifwenomoremeettillwemeetinheaven,Then,joyfully,mynobleLordofBedford,MydearLordGloucester,andmygoodLordExeter,Andmykindkinsman,warriorsall,adieu!BEDFORDFarewell,goodSalisbury;andgoodluckgowiththee!EXETERFarewell,kindlord;fightvaliantlyto—day:
  AndyetIdotheewrongtomindtheeofit,Forthouartframedofthefirmtruthofvalour。
  ExitSALISBURYBEDFORDHeisfullofvalourasofkindness;
  Princelyinboth。
  EntertheKINGWESTMORELANDOthatwenowhadhereButonetenthousandofthosemeninEnglandThatdonoworkto—day!KINGHENRYVWhat’shethatwishesso?
  MycousinWestmoreland?No,myfaircousin:
  Ifwearemark’dtodie,weareenowTodoourcountryloss;andiftolive,Thefewermen,thegreatershareofhonour。
  God’swill!Ipraythee,wishnotonemanmore。
  ByJove,Iamnotcovetousforgold,NorcareIwhodothfeeduponmycost;
  Ityearnsmenotifmenmygarmentswear;
  Suchoutwardthingsdwellnotinmydesires:
  Butifitbeasintocovethonour,Iamthemostoffendingsoulalive。
  No,faith,mycoz,wishnotamanfromEngland:
  God’speace!IwouldnotlosesogreatanhonourAsonemanmore,methinks,wouldsharefrommeForthebesthopeIhave。O,donotwishonemore!
  Ratherproclaimit,Westmoreland,throughmyhost,Thathewhichhathnostomachtothisfight,Lethimdepart;hispassportshallbemadeAndcrownsforconvoyputintohispurse:
  Wewouldnotdieinthatman’scompanyThatfearshisfellowshiptodiewithus。
  ThisdayiscalledthefeastofCrispian:
  Hethatoutlivesthisday,andcomessafehome,Willstandatip—toewhenthedayisnamed,AndrousehimatthenameofCrispian。
  Hethatshalllivethisday,andseeoldage,Willyearlyonthevigilfeasthisneighbours,Andsay’To—morrowisSaintCrispian:’
  Thenwillhestriphissleeveandshowhisscars。
  Andsay’ThesewoundsIhadonCrispin’sday。’
  Oldmenforget:yetallshallbeforgot,Buthe’llrememberwithadvantagesWhatfeatshedidthatday:thenshallournames。
  FamiliarinhismouthashouseholdwordsHarrytheking,BedfordandExeter,WarwickandTalbot,SalisburyandGloucester,Beintheirflowingcupsfreshlyremember’d。
  Thisstoryshallthegoodmanteachhisson;
  AndCrispinCrispianshallne’ergoby,Fromthisdaytotheendingoftheworld,Butweinitshallberemember’d;
  Wefew,wehappyfew,webandofbrothers;
  Forheto—daythatshedshisbloodwithmeShallbemybrother;behene’ersovile,Thisdayshallgentlehiscondition:
  AndgentlemeninEnglandnowa—bedShallthinkthemselvesaccursedtheywerenothere,AndholdtheirmanhoodscheapwhilesanyspeaksThatfoughtwithusuponSaintCrispin’sday。
  Re—enterSALISBURYSALISBURYMysovereignlord,bestowyourselfwithspeed:
  TheFrencharebravelyintheirbattlesset,Andwillwithallexpediencechargeonus。KINGHENRYVAllthingsareready,ifourmindsbeso。WESTMORELANDPerishthemanwhosemindisbackwardnow!KINGHENRYVThoudostnotwishmorehelpfromEngland,coz?WESTMORELANDGod’swill!myliege,wouldyouandI
  alone,Withoutmorehelp,couldfightthisroyalbattle!KINGHENRYVWhy,nowthouhastunwish’dfivethousandmen;
  Whichlikesmebetterthantowishusone。
  Youknowyourplaces:Godbewithyouall!
  Tucket。EnterMONTJOYMONTJOYOncemoreIcometoknowofthee,KingHarry,Ifforthyransomthouwiltnowcompound,Beforethymostassuredoverthrow:
  Forcertainlythouartsonearthegulf,Thouneedsmustbeenglutted。Besides,inmercy,TheconstabledesirestheethouwiltmindThyfollowersofrepentance;thattheirsoulsMaymakeapeacefulandasweetretireFromoffthesefields,where,wretches,theirpoorbodiesMustlieandfester。KINGHENRYVWhohathsenttheenow?MONTJOYTheConstableofFrance。KINGHENRYVIpraythee,bearmyformeranswerback:
  Bidthemachievemeandthensellmybones。
  GoodGod!whyshouldtheymockpoorfellowsthus?
  Themanthatoncedidsellthelion’sskinWhilethebeastlived,waskilledwithhuntinghim。
  AmanyofourbodiesshallnodoubtFindnativegraves;uponthewhich,Itrust,Shallwitnessliveinbrassofthisday’swork:
  AndthosethatleavetheirvaliantbonesinFrance,Dyinglikemen,thoughburiedinyourdunghills,Theyshallbefamed;fortherethesunshallgreetthem,Anddrawtheirhonoursreekinguptoheaven;
  Leavingtheirearthlypartstochokeyourclime,ThesmellwhereofshallbreedaplagueinFrance。
  MarkthenaboundingvalourinourEnglish,Thatbeingdead,liketothebullet’sgrazing,Breakoutintoasecondcourseofmischief,Killinginrelapseofmortality。