I。
  ItwasinthelittleofficeofJamesT。Fields,overthebookstoreofTicknor&Fields,at124TremontStreet,Boston,thatIfirstmetmyfriendofnowforty—fouryears,SamuelL。Clemens。Mr。FieldswasthentheeditorofTheAtlanticMonthly,andIwashisproudandgladassistant,withaprettyfreehandastomanuscripts,andanunmanacledcommandofthebook—noticesattheendofthemagazine。Iwrotenearlyallofthemmyself,andin1869Ihadwrittenratheralongnoticeofabookjustwinningitswaytouniversalfavor。InthisreviewIhadintimatedmyreservationsconcerningthe’InnocentsAbroad’,butIhadtheluck,ifnotthesense,torecognizethatitwassuchfunaswehadnothadbefore。IforgetjustwhatIsaidinpraiseofit,anditdoesnotmatter;itisenoughthatIpraiseditenoughtosatisfytheauthor。
  Henowsignifiedasmuch,andhestampedhisgratitudeintomymemorywithastorywonderfullyallegorizingthesituation,whichthemockmodestyofprintforbidsmyrepeatinghere。ThroughoutmylongacquaintancewithhimhisgraphictouchwasalwaysallowingitselfafreedomwhichIcannotbringmyfainterpenciltoillustrate。HehadtheSouthwestern,theLincolnian,theElizabethanbreadthofparlance,whichIsupposeoneoughtnottocallcoarsewithoutcallingone’sselfprudish;andIwasoftenhidingawayindiscreetholesandcornersthelettersinwhichhehadloosedhisboldfancytostooponranksuggestion;Icouldnotbeartoburnthem,andIcouldnot,afterthefirstreading,quitebeartolookatthem。IshallbestgivemyfeelingonthispointbysayingthatinithewasShakespearian,orifhisghostwillnotsuffermetheword,thenhewasBaconian。
  Atthetimeofourfirstmeeting,whichmusthavebeenwelltowardthewinter,Clemens(asImustcallhiminsteadofMarkTwain,whichseemedalwayssomehowtomaskhimfrommypersonalsense)waswearingasealskincoat,withthefurout,inthesatisfactionofacaprice,ortheloveofstrongeffectwhichhewasapttoindulgethroughlife。IdonotknowwhatdrollcommentwasinFields’smindwithrespecttothisgarment,butprobablyhefeltthatherewasanoriginalwhowasnottobebroughttoanyBostonianbookinthejudgmentofhisvividqualities。Withhiscrestofdenseredhair,andthewidesweepofhisflamingmustache,Clemenswasnotdiscordantlyclothedinthatsealskincoat,whichafterward,inspiteofhisownwarmthinit,sentthecoldchillsthroughmewhenIonceaccompanieditdownBroadway,andsharedtheimmensepublicityitwonhim。Hehadalwaysarelishforpersonaleffect,whichexpresseditselfinthewhitesuitofcompletesergewhichheworeinhislastyears,andintheOxfordgownwhichheputonforeverypossibleoccasion,andsaidhewouldliketowearallthetime。Thatwasnotvanityinhim,butakeenfeelingforcostumewhichtheseverityofourmoderntailoringforbidsmen,thoughitflatterswomentoeveryexcessinit;yethealsoenjoyedtheshock,theoffence,thepangwhichitgavethesensibilitiesofothers。Thenthereweretimesheplayedthesepranksforpurefun,andforthepleasureofthewitness。OnceI
  rememberseeinghimcomeintohisdrawing—roomatHartfordinapairofwhitecowskinslippers,withthehairout,anddoacrippledcoloreduncletothejoyofallbeholders。Or,Imustnotsayall,forI
  rememberalsothedismayofMrs。Clemens,andherlow,despairingcryof,"Oh,Youth!"Thatwashernameforhimamongtheirfriends,anditfittedhimasnootherwould,thoughIfanciedwithheritwasashrinkingfromhisbaptismalSamuel,orthevernacularSamofhisearliercompanionships。Hewasayouthtotheendofhisdays,theheartofaboywiththeheadofasage;theheartofagoodboy,orabadboy,butalwaysawilfulboy,andwilfulesttoshowhimselfoutatevery,timeforjusttheboyhewas。
  II。
  ThereisagapinmyrecollectionsofClemens,whichIthinkisofayearortwo,forthenextthingIrememberofhimismeetinghimatalunchinBoston,givenusbythatgeniusofhospitality,thetragicallydestinedRalphKeeler,authorofoneofthemostunjustlyforgottenbooks,’VagabondAdventures’,atruebitofpicaresqueautobiography。Keelerneverhadanymoney,tothegeneralknowledge,andheneverborrowed,andhecouldnothavehadcreditattherestaurantwhereheinvitedustofeastathisexpense。TherewasT。B。Aldrich,therewasJ。T。Fields,muchtheoldestofourcompany,whohadjustfreedhimselffromthetrammelsofthepublishingbusiness,andwasfeelinghisfreedomineveryword;therewasBretHarte,whohadlatelycomeEastinhisprincelyprogressfromCalifornia;andtherewasClemens。Nothingremainstomeofthehappytimebutasenseofidleandaimlessandjoyfultalk—play,beginningandendingnowhere,ofeagerlaughter,ofcountlessgoodstoriesfromFields,ofaheat—lightningshimmerofwitfromAldrich,ofanoccasionalconcentrationofourjointmockeriesuponourhost,whotookitgladly;andamidthediscourse,solittleimproving,butsofullofgoodfellowship,BretHarte’sfleetingdramatizationofClemens’smentalattitudetowardasymposiumofBostonilluminates。"Why,fellows,"hespluttered,"thisisthedreamofMark’slife,"andI
  remembertheglancefromunderClemens’sfeatheryeyebrowswhichbetrayedhisenjoymentofthefun。Wehadbeefsteakwithmushrooms,whichinrecognitionoftheirshapeAldrichhailedasshoe—pegs,andtocrownthefeastwehadanomelettesouse,whichthewaiterbroughtinasflatasapancake,amidourshoutsofcongratulationstopoorKeeler,whotookthemwithappreciativesubmission。ItwasineverywaywhataBostonliterarylunchoughtnottohavebeeninthepopularidealwhichHarteattributedtoClemens。
  OurnextmeetingwasatHartford,or,rather,atSpringfield,whereClemensgreetedusonthewaytoHartford。Aldrichwasgoingontobehisguest,andIwasgoingtobeCharlesDudleyWarner’s,butClemenshadcomepartwaytowelcomeusboth。Inthegoodfellowshipofthatcordialneighborhoodwehadtwosuchdaysastheagingsunnolongershinesoninhisround。TherewasconstantrunninginandoutoffriendlyhouseswherethelivelyhostsandguestscalledoneanotherbytheirChristiannamesornicknames,andnosuchvainceremonyasknockingorringingatdoors。Clemenswasthenbuildingthestatelymansioninwhichhesatisfiedhisloveofmagnificenceasifithadbeenanothersealskincoat,andhewasatthecrestoftheprosperitywhichenabledhimtohumoreverywhimorextravagance。Thehousewasthedesignofthatmostoriginalartist,EdwardPotter,whoonce,whenhardpressedbyincompetentcuriosityforthenameofhisstyleinacertainchurch,proposedthatitshouldbecalledtheEnglishvioletorderofarchitecture;andthishousewassoabsolutelysuitedtotheowner’shumorthatIsupposethereneverwasanotherhouselikeit;butitscharactermustbeforrecognitionfartheralonginthesereminiscences。
  ThevividestimpressionwhichClemensgaveustworavenousyoungBostonauthorswasofthesatisfying,thesurfeitingnatureofsubscriptionpublication。Anarmyofagentswasoverrunningthecountrywiththeprospectusesofhisbooks,anddeliveringthembythescoresofthousandsincompletedsale。Ofthe’InnocentsAbroad’hesaid,"ItsellsrightalongjustliketheBible,"and’RoughingIt’wasswiftlyfollowing,withoutperhapseverquiteovertakingitinpopularity。ButhelecturedAldrichandmeonthefollyofthatmodeofpublicationinthetradewhichwehadthoughtitthehighestsuccesstoachieveachancein。
  "Anythingbutsubscriptionpublicationisprintingforprivatecirculation,"hemaintained,andhesowonuponourgreedandhopethatonthewaybacktoBostonweplannedthejointauthorshipofavolumeadaptedtosubscriptionpublication。Wegotaverygoodnameforit,aswebelieved,inMemorableMurders,andwenevergotfartherwithit,butbythetimewereachedBostonwewererollinginwealthsodeepthatwecouldhardlywalkhomeinthefrugalfashionbywhichwestillthoughtitbesttosparecarfare;carriagefarewedidnotdreamofeveninthatopulence。
  III。
  ThevisitstoHartfordwhichhadbegunwiththisaffluencecontinuedwithoutactualincreaseofrichesforme,butnowIwentalone,andinWarner’sEuropeanandEgyptianabsencesIformedthehabitofgoingtoClemens。Bythistimehewasinhisnewhouse,whereheusedtogivemearoyalchamberonthegroundfloor,andcomeinatnightafterIhadgonetobedtotakeofftheburglaralarmsothatthefamilyshouldnotberousedifanybodytriedtogetinatmywindow。Thiswouldbeafterwehadsatuplate,hesmokingthelastofhisinnumerablecigars,andsoothinghistensenerveswithamildhotScotch,whilewebothtalkedandtalkedandtalked,ofeverythingintheheavensandontheearth,andthewatersundertheearth。AftertwodaysofthistalkIwouldcomeawayhollow,realizingmyselfbestintheimageofoneofthoselocust—
  shellswhichyoufindstickingtothebarkoftreesattheendofsummer。
  Once,aftersomesuchboutofbrains,wewentdowntoNewYorktogether,andsatfacingeachotherinthePullmansmokerwithoutpassingasyllabletillwehadoccasiontosay,"Well,we’rethere。"Then,withourinstallationinanowvanishedhotel(theoldBrunswick,tobespecific),thetalkbeganagainwiththeinspirationofthenovelenvironment,andwentonandon。Wewishedtobeasleep,butwecouldnotstop,andheloungedthroughtheroomsinthelongnightgownwhichhealwaysworeinpreferencetothepajamaswhichhedespised,andtoldthestoryofhislife,theinexhaustible,thefairy,theArabianNightsstory,whichIcouldnevertireofevenwhenitbegantobetoldoveragain。Orattimeshewouldreasonhigh——
  "OfProvidence,foreknowledge,willandfate,Fixedfate,freewill,foreknowledgeabsolute,"
  walkingupanddown,andhaltingnowandthen,withafinetossandslantofhisshaggyhead,assomeboldthoughtorsplendidjokestruckhim。
  Hewasinthosedaysaconstantattendantatthechurchofhisgreatfriend,theRev。JosephH。Twichell,andatleasttacitlyfarfromtheentirenegationhecametoatlast。Ishouldsayhehadhardlyyetexaminedthegroundsofhispassiveacceptanceofhiswife’sbelief,foritwashersandnothis,andhehelditunscannedinthebeautifulandtenderloyaltytoherwhichwasthemostmovingqualityofhismostfaithfulsoul。Imakeboldtospeakofthelovebetweenthem,becausewithoutitIcouldnotmakehimknowntoothersashewasknowntome。
  Itwasagreaterpartofhimthantheloveofmostmenfortheirwives,andshemeritedalltheworshiphecouldgiveher,allthedevotion,alltheimplicitobedience,byhersurpassingforceandbeautyofcharacter。
  ShewasinawaytheloveliestpersonIhaveeverseen,thegentlest,thekindest,withoutatouchofweakness;sheunitedwonderfultactwithwonderfultruth;andClemensnotonlyacceptedherruleimplicitly,butherejoiced,hegloriedinit。Iamnotsurethathenoticedallhergoodnessintheactionsthatmadeitaheavenlyvisiontoothers,hesohadthehabitofhergoodness;butiftherewasanyforlornandhelplesscreatureintheroomMrs。Clemenswassomehowpromptlyathissideorhers;shewasalwaysseekingoccasionofkindnesstothoseinherhouseholdoroutofit;shelovedtoletherheartgobeyondthereachofherhand,andimaginedthewholehardandsufferingworldwithcompassionforitsstructuralaswellasincidentalwrongs。Isupposeshehadherladyhoodlimitations,herfemalefearsofetiquetteandconvention,butshedidnotletthemhamperthewildandsplendidgenerositywithwhichClemensrebelledagainstthesocialstupiditiesandcruelties。Shehadbeenalifelonginvalidwhenhemether,andhelikedtotellthebeautifulstoryoftheircourtshiptoeachnewfriendwhomhefoundcapableoffeelingitsbeautyorworthyofhearingit。Naturally,herfatherhadhesitatedtogiveherintothekeepingoftheyoungstrangeWesterner,whohadrisenupoutoftheunknownwithhisgiantreputationofburlesquehumorist,anddemandedguaranties,demandedproofs。"Heaskedme,"Clemenswouldsay,"ifIcouldn’tgivehimthenamesofpeoplewhoknewmeinCalifornia,andwhenitwastimetohearfromthemIheardfromhim。’Well,Mr。Clemens,’hesaid,’nobodyseemstohaveaverygoodwordforyou。’Ihadn’treferredhimtopeoplethatIthoughtweregoingtowhitewashme。Ithoughtitwasallupwithme,butIwasdisappointed。’SoIguessIshallhavetobackyoumyself。’"
  WhetherthismadehimfaithfulertothetrustputinhimIcannotsay,butprobablynot;itwasalwaysinhimtobefaithfultoanytrust,andinproportionasatrustofhisownwasbetrayedhewasruthlesslyandimplacablyresentful。ButIwishnowtospeakofthehappinessofthathouseholdinHartfordwhichrespondedsoperfectlytotheidealsofthemotherwhenthethreedaughters,solovelyandsogifted,wereyetlittlechildren。Therehadbeenaboy,and"Yes,Ikilledhim,"Clemensoncesaid,withtheunsparingself—blameinwhichhewouldwreakanunavailingregret。Hemeantthathehadtakenthechildoutimprudently,andthechildhadtakenthecoldwhichhediedof,butitwasbynomeanscertainthiswasthroughitsfather’simprudence。Ineverheardhimspeakofhissonexceptthatonce,butnodoubtinhisdeephearthislosswasirreparablypresent。Hewasaverytenderfatheranddelightedinthemindsofhischildren,buthewaswiseenoughtoleavetheirtrainingaltogethertothewisdomoftheirmother。Heleftthemtothatineverything,keepingforhimselfthepleasureofteachingthemlittlescenesofdrama,learninglanguageswiththem,andleadingtheminsinging。Theycametothetablewiththeirparents,andcouldhavesethimanexampleinbehaviorwhen,inmomentsofintenseexcitement,heusedtoleavehisplaceandwalkupanddowntheroom,flyinghisnapkinandtalkingandtalking。
  ItwasafterhisfirstEnglishsojournthatIusedtovisithim,andhewasthenfullofpraiseofeverythingEnglish:theEnglishpersonalindependenceandpublicspirit,andhospitality,andtruth。Helikedtotellstoriesinproofoftheirvirtues,buthewasnotblindtothedefectsoftheirvirtues:theirsubmissiveacceptanceofcaste,theircallousnesswithstrangers;theirbluntnesswithoneanother。Mrs。
  Clemenshadbeeninawaytosuffersociallymorethanhe,andshepraisedtheEnglishless。Shehadsatafterdinnerwithladieswhosnubbedandignoredoneanother,andlefthertofindherownamusementintheabsenceoftheattentionwithwhichAmericansperhapscloytheirguests,butwhichshecouldnothelppreferring。IntheirsuccessivesojournsamongthemIbelievehecametoliketheEnglishlessandshemore;thefinedelightofhisfirstacceptanceamongthemdidnotrenewitselftillhisOxforddegreewasgivenhim;thenitmadehiscuprunover,andhewasgladthewholeworldshouldseeit。
  HiswifewouldnotchilltheardorofhisearlyAnglomania,andinthis,asineverything,shewishedtohumorhimtotheutmost。Noonecouldhaverealizedmorethanshehisessentialfineness,hisinnatenobleness。
  Marriagesarewhatthepartiestothemalonereallyknowthemtobe,butfromtheoutsideIshouldsaythatthismarriagewasoneofthemostperfect。Itlastedinhisabsolutedevotiontothedayofherdeath,thatdelayedlongincruelsuffering,andthatleftonesideofhiminlastingnight。FromFlorencetherecametomeheartbreakinglettersfromhimaboutthetortureshewasundergoing,andatlastalettersayingshewasdead,withthesimple—heartedcry,"IwishIwaswithLivy。"IdonotknowwhyIhaveleftsayingtillnowthatshewasaverybeautifulwoman,classicallyregularinfeatures,withblackhairsmoothoverherforehead,andwithtenderlypeering,myopiaeyes,alwaysbehindglasses,andasmileofangelickindness。Butthiskindnesswentwithasenseofhumorwhichqualifiedhertoappreciatetheself—lawedgeniusofamanwhowillberememberedwiththegreathumoristsofalltime,withCervantes,withSwift,orwithanyothersworthyhiscompany;noneofthemwashisequalinhumanity。
  IV。
  Clemenshadappointedhimself,withthearchitect’sconnivance,aluxuriousstudyoverthelibraryinhisnewhouse,butashischildrengrewolderthisstudy,withitscarvedandcushionedarm—chairs,wasgivenovertothemforaschool—room,andhetooktheroomabovehisstable,whichhadbeenintendedforhiscoachman。Thereweusedtotalktogether,whenwewerenotwalkingandtalkingtogether,untilhediscoveredthathecouldmakeamorecommodioususeofthebilliard—roomatthetopofhishouse,forthepurposesofliteratureandfriendship。
  ItwasprettycoldupthereintheearlyspringandlatefallweatherwithwhichIchieflyassociatetheplace,butbylightingupallthegas—
  burnersandkindlingareluctantfireonthehearthwecouldkeepitwellabovefreezing。Clemenscouldalsopushtheballsabout,and,withoutrivalryfromme,whocouldnomoreplaybilliardsthansmoke,couldwinendlessgamesofpool,whilehecarriedpointsofargumentagainstimaginabledifferersinopinion。Herehewrotemanyofhistalesandsketches,andforanythingIknowsomeofhisbooks。IparticularlyrememberhisreadingmeherehisfirstroughsketchofCaptainStormfield’sVisittoHeaven,withtherealnameofthecaptain,whomI
  knewalreadyfromhismanystoriesabouthim。
  WehadapeculiarpleasureinlookingofffromthehighwindowsontheprettyHartfordlandscape,anddownfromthemintothetopsofthetreesclothingthehillsidebywhichhishousestood。Weagreedthattherewasanovelcharmintreesseenfromsuchavantage,farsurpassingthatofthefartherscenery。Hehadnotbeenacountryboyfornothing;ratherhehadbeenacountryboy,or,stillbetter,avillageboy,foreverythingthatNaturecanoffertheyoungofourspecies,andnoaspectofherwaslostonhim。WewerenativesofthesamevastMississippiValley;andMissouriwasnotsofarfromOhiobutthatwewereakininourfirstknowledgesofwoodsandfieldsaswewereinourearlyparlance。Ihadoutgrowntheuseofminethroughmygreaterbookishness,butIgladlyrecognizedthephraseswhichheemployedfortheirlastingjuicinessandthelong—rememberedsavortheyhadonhismentalpalate。
  Ihaveelsewheresufficientlyspokenofhisunsophisticateduseofwords,ofthedictionwhichformsthebackboneofhismanlystyle。IfImentionmyowngreaterbookishness,bywhichImeanhislessquantitativereading,itistogivemyselfbetteroccasiontonotethathewasalwaysreadingsomevitalbook。Itmightbesomeout—of—the—waybook,butithadtherootofthehumanmatterinit:avolumeofgreattrials;oneofthesupremeautobiographies;asignalpassageofhistory,anarrativeoftravel,astoryofcaptivity,whichgavehimlifeatfirst—hand。AsI
  remember,hedidnotcaremuchforfiction,andinthatsorthehadcertaindistinctloathings;therewerecertainauthorswhosenamesheseemednotsomuchtopronounceastospewoutofhismouth。Goldsmithwasoneofthese,buthisprimeabhorrencewasmydearandhonoredprimefavorite,JaneAusten。Heoncesaidtome,Isupposeafterhehadbeenreadingsomeofmyunsparingpraisesofher——Iamalwayspraisingher,"Youseemtothinkthatwomancouldwrite,"andheforborewitheringmewithhisscorn,apparentlybecausewehadbeenfriendssolong,andhemorepitiedthanhatedmeformybadtaste。Heseemednottohaveanypreferencesamongnovelists;oratleastIneverheardhimexpressany。
  HeusedtoreadthemodernnovelsIpraised,inoroutofprint;butIdonotthinkhemuchlikedreadingfiction。Asforplays,hedetestedthetheatre,andsaidhewouldasliefdoasumasfollowaplotonthestage。Hecouldnot,ordidnot,giveanyreasonsforhisliteraryabhorrences,andperhapshereallyhadnone。Buthecouldhavesaidverydistinctly,ifhehadneeded,whyhelikedthebookshedid。IwasawayatthetimeofhisgreatBrowningpassion,andIknowofitchieflyfromhearsay;butatthetimeTolstoywasdoingwhatcouldbedonetomakemeoverClemenswrote,"ThatmanseemstohavebeentoyouwhatBrowningwastome。"Idonotknowthathehadotherfavoritesamongthepoets,buthehadfavoritepoemswhichhelikedtoreadtoyou,andheread,ofcourse,splendidly。IhaveforgottenwhatpieceofJohnHay’sitwasthathelikedsomuch,butIrememberedhowhefiercelyrevelledinthevengefulnessofWilliamMorris’s’SirGuyoftheDolorousBlast,’andhowheespeciallyexaltedinthelineswhichtellofthesupposedspeaker’sjoyinslayingthemurdererofhisbrother:
  "Iamthreescoreyearsandten,Andmyhairis’nighturnedgray,ButIamgladtothinkofthemomentwhenItookhislifeaway。"
  Generally,Ifancyhispleasureinpoetrywasnotgreat,andIdonotbelievehecaredmuchfortheconventionallyacceptedmasterpiecesofliterature。Helikedtofindoutgoodthingsandgreatthingsforhimself;sometimeshewoulddiscovertheseinamasterpiecenewtohimalone,andthen,ifyoubroughthisignorancehometohim,heenjoyedit,andenjoyeditthemorethemoreyourubbeditin。
  OfalltheliterarymenIhaveknownhewasthemostunliteraryinhismakeandmanner。IdonotknowwhetherhehadanyacquaintancewithLatin,butIbelievenottheleast;Germanheknewprettywell,andItalianenoughlateinlifetohavefunwithit;butheusedEnglishinallitsalienderivationsasifitwerenativetohisownair,asifithadcomeupoutofAmerican,outofMissourianground。Hisstylewaswhatweknow,forgoodandforbad,buthismanner,ifImaydifferencethetwo,wasasentirelyhisownasifnoonehadeverwrittenbefore。
  Ihavenotedbeforethishowhewasnotenslavedtotheconsecutivenessinwritingwhichtherestofustrytokeepchainedto。Thatis,hewroteashethought,andasallmenthink,withoutsequence,withoutaneyetowhatwentbeforeorshouldcomeafter。Ifsomethingbeyondorbesidewhathewassayingoccurredtohim,heinviteditintohispage,andmadeitasmuchathomethereasthenatureofitwouldsufferhim。
  Then,whenhewasthroughwiththewelcomingofthiscasualandunexpectedguest,hewouldgobacktothecompanyhewasentertaining,andkeeponwithwhathehadbeentalkingabout。Heobservedthismannerintheconstructionofhissentences,andthearrangementofhischapters,andtheorderingordisorderingofhiscompilations。——[NowhereisthischaracteristicbetterfoundthaninTwain’sAutobiography,’itwasnota"style"itwasunselfconsciousthoughtD。W。]——IhelpedhimwithaLibraryofHumor,whichheonceedited,andwhenIhaddonemyworkaccordingtotradition,withauthors,times,andtopicscarefullystudiedinduesequence,hetoreitallapart,and"chucked"thepiecesinwhereverthefancy,forthemtookhimatthemoment。Hewasright:wewerenotmakingatext—book,butabookforthepleasureratherthantheinstructionofthereader,andhedidnotseewhytheprincipleonwhichhebuilthistravelsandreminiscencesandtalesandnovelsshouldnotapplytoit;andIdonotnowsee,either,thoughatthetimeitconfoundedme。Onminorpointshewas,beyondanyauthorIhaveknown,withoutfavoritephrasesorpetwords。Heutterlydespisedtheavoidanceofrepetitionsoutoffearoftautology。Ifawordservedhisturnbetterthanasubstitute,hewoulduseitasmanytimesinapageashechose。
  V。
  AtthattimeIhadbecomeeditorofTheAtlanticMonthly,andIhadallegiancesbelongingtotheconductofwhatwasandstillremainsthemostscrupulouslycultivatedofourperiodicals。WhenClemensbegantowriteforithecamewillinglyunderitsrules,forwithallhiswilfulnessthereneverwasamorebiddablemaninthingsyoucouldshowhimareasonfor。Henevermadetheleastofthattroublewhichsoaboundsforthehaplesseditorfromnarrower—mindedcontributors。Ifyouwantedathingchanged,verygood,hechangedit;ifyousuggestedthatawordorasentenceoraparagraphhadbetterbestruckout,verygood,hestruckitout。Hisproof—sheetscamebackeachaveritable"mushofconcession,"asEmersonsays。Nowandthenhewouldtryalittlestrongerlanguagethan’TheAtlantic’hadstomachfor,andoncewhenI
  senthimaproofImadehimobservethatIhadleftouttheprofanity。
  Hewroteback:"Mrs。Clemensopenedthatproof,andlitintotheroomwithdangerinhereye。Whatprofanity?Yousee,whenIreadthemanuscripttoherIskippedthat。"Itwaspartofhisjoketopretendaviolenceinthatgentlestcreaturewhichthemoreamusinglyrealizedthesituationtotheirfriends。
  Iwasalwaysverygladofhimandproudofhimasacontributor,butI
  mustnotclaimthewholemerit,orthefirstmeritofhavinghimwriteforus。Itwasthepublisher,thelateH。O。Houghton,whofelttheincongruityofhisabsencefromtheleadingperiodicalofthecountry,andwasalwaysurgingmetogethimtowrite。Iwilltakethecreditofbeingeagerforhim,butitistothepublisher’screditthathetried,sofarasthemodesttraditionsof’TheAtlantic’wouldpermit,tomeettheexpectationsinpaywhichthecolossalprofitsofClemens’sbooksmightnaturallyhavebredinhim。WhetherhewasreallyabletodothisheneverknewfromClemenshimself,butprobablytwentydollarsapagedidnotsurfeittheauthorofbooksthat"soldrightalongjustliketheBible。"
  WehadseveralshortcontributionsfromClemensfirst,allofcapitalquality,andthenwehadtheseriesofpaperswhichwentmainlytothemakingofhisgreatbook,’LifeontheMississippi’。UponthewholeI
  havethenotionthatClemensthoughtthishisgreatestbook,andhewassupportedinhisopinionbythatofthe’portier’inhishotelatVienna,andthatoftheGermanEmperor,who,ashetoldmewithequalrespectforthepreferenceofeach,unitedinthinkingithisbest;withsuchfar—
  sunderedsocialpolesapproachinginitsfavor,heapparentlyfoundhimselfwithoutstandingforopposition。Atanyrate,thepaperswoninstantappreciationfromhiseditorandpublisher,andfromthereadersoftheirperiodical,whichtheyexpectedtoprosperbeyondprecedentinitscirculation。Butthoseweredaysofsimpleracceptanceofthepopularrightsofnewspapersthantheseare,whenmagazinesstrictlyguardtheirvestedinterestsagainstthem。’TheNewYorkTimes’andthe’St。LouisDemocrat’profitedbytheadvancecopiesofthemagazinesentthemtoreprintthepapersmonthbymonth。TogethertheycoverednearlythewholereadingterritoryoftheUnion,andthetermsoftheirdailypublicationenabledthemtoanticipatethemagazineinitsownrestrictedfield。Itssubscriptionlistwasnotenlargedintheslightestmeasure,andTheAtlanticMonthlylanguishedonthenews—standsasundesiredasever。
  VI。
  ItwasamongmylatervisitstoHartfordthatwebegantotalkupthenotionofcollaboratingaplay,butwedidnotarriveatanyclearintention,anditwasatelegramoutoftheclearskythatonedaysummonedmefromBostontohelpwithacontinuationofColonelSellers。
  IhadbeenawitnessofthehighjoyofClemensintheprodigioustriumphofthefirstColonelSellers,whichhadbeendramatizedfromthenovelof’TheGildedAge。’ThiswasthejointworkofClemensandCharlesDudleyWarner,andthestoryhadbeenputuponthestagebysomeoneinUtah,whomClemensfirstbroughttobookinthecourtsforviolationofhiscopyright,andthenindemnifiedforsuchrightsashisadaptationofthebookhadgivenhim。ThestructureoftheplayasJohnT。Raymondgaveitwassubstantiallytheworkofthisunknowndramatist。Clemensneverpretended,tomeatanyrate,thathehadtheleasthandinit;hefranklyownedthathewasincapableofdramatization;yetthevitalpartwashis,forthecharactersintheplaywerehisasthebookembodiedthem,andthesuccesswhichitwonwiththepublicwasjustlyhis。
  Thishesharedequallywiththeactor,followingthecompanywithanagent,whocountedouttheauthor’sshareofthegatemoney,andsenthimanoteoftheamounteverydaybypostalcard。Thepostalsusedtocomeaboutdinner—time,andClemenswouldreadthemaloudtousinwildtriumph。
  Onehundredandfiftydollars——twohundreddollars——threehundreddollarswerethegayfigureswhichtheybore,andwhichheflauntedintheairbeforehesatdownattable,orrosefromittobrandish,andthen,flinginghisnapkinintohischair,walkedupanddowntoexultin。
  By—and—bythepopularity,oftheplaywaned,andthetimecamewhenhesickenedofthewholeaffair,andwithdrewhisagent,andtookwhatevergainfromittheactorapportionedhim。Hewasapttohavethesesuddensurceases,followingupontheintensitiesofhisearlierinterest;thoughheseemedalwaystohavethenotionofmakingsomethingmoreofColonelSellers。ButwhenIarrivedinHartfordinanswertohissummons,Ifoundhimwithnodefiniteideaofwhathewantedtodowithhim。
  Irepresentedthatwemusthavesomesortofplan,andheagreedthatweshouldbothjotdownascenarioovernightandcompareourrespectiveschemesthenextmorning。AstheauthorofalargenumberoflittleplayswhichhavebeenprivatelypresentedthroughouttheUnitedStatesandinpartsoftheUnitedKingdom,withoutevergettinguponthepublicstageexceptforthenobleendsofcharity,andthenpromptlygettingoffit,Ifeltauthorizedtomakehimobservethathisschemewasasnearlynothingaschaoscouldbe。Heagreedhilariouslywithme,andwaswillingtoletitstandinproofofhisentiredramaticinability。
  Atthesametimehelikedmyplotverymuch,whichultimatedSellers,accordingtoClemens’sintention,asamancrazedbyhisowninventionsandbyhissuperstitionthathewastherightfulheirtoanEnglishearldom。TheexuberantnatureofSellersandthevastrangeofhisimaginationservedourpurposeinotherways。Clemensmadehimaspiritualist,whosespecialtyintheoccultwasmaterialization;
  hebecameonimpulseanardenttemperancereformer,andheheadedaprocessionoftemperanceladiesafterdisinterestedlytestingthedeleteriouseffectsofliquoruponhimselfuntilhecouldnotwalkstraight;alwaysheworeamarvellousfire—extinguisherstrappedonhisback,togiveproofinanyemergencyoftheeffectivenessofhisinventioninthatway。
  Wehadajubilantfortnightinworkingtheparticularsofthesethingsout。ItwasnotpossibleforClemenstowritelikeanybodyelse,butI
  couldveryeasilywritelikeClemens,andwetooktheplaysceneandsceneabout,quitesecureofcomingoutintemperamentalagreement。
  Thecharactersremainedforthemostparthis,andIvariedthemonlytomakethemmorelikehisthan,ifpossible,hecould。Severalyearsafter,whenIlookedoveracopyoftheplay,Icouldnotalwaystellmyworkfromhis;IonlyknewthatIhaddonecertainscenes。Wewouldworkalldaylongatourseveraltasks,andthenatnight,beforedinner,readthemovertoeachother。Nodramatistsevergotgreaterjoyoutoftheircreations,andwhenIreflectthatthepublicneverhadthechanceofsharingourjoyIpitythepublicfromafullheart。Istillbelievethattheplaywasimmenselyfunny;Istillbelievethatifitcouldoncehavegotbehindthefootlightsitwouldhavecontinuedtopackthehousebeforethemforanindefinitesuccessionofnights。Butthismaybemyfondness。
  Atanyrate,itwasnottobe。RaymondhadidentifiedhimselfwithSellersintheplay—goingimagination,andwhetherconsciouslyorunconsciouslyweconstantlyworkedwithRaymondinourminds。ButbeforethistimebitterdispleasureshadrisenbetweenClemensandRaymond,andClemenswasdeterminedthatRaymondshouldneverhavetheplay。Hefirstofferedittoseveralotheractors,whoeagerlycaughtit,onlytogiveitbackwiththedespairingrenunciation,"ThatisaRaymondplay。"Wetriedmanagerswithit,buttheironlyquestionwaswhethertheycouldgetRaymondtodoit。InthemeantimeRaymondhadprovidedhimselfwithaplayforthewinter——averygoodplay,byDemarestLloyd;andhewasinnohurryforours。Perhapshedidnotreallycareforitperhapsheknewwhenheheardofitthatitmustcometohimintheend。Intheenditdid,frommyhand,forClemenswouldnotmeethim。Ifoundhiminamoodofsweetreasonableness,perhapsthemoresoftenedbyoneofthoseluncheswhichourpublisher,thehospitableJamesR。Osgood,wasalwaysbringingpeopletogetheroverinBoston。Hesaidthathecouldnotdotheplaythatwinter,buthewassurethatheshouldlikeit,andhehadnodoubthewoulddoitthenextwinter。SoIgavehimthemanuscript,inspiteofClemens’scharges,forhissuspicionsandrancorsweresuchthathewouldnothavehadmeleaveitforamomentintheactor’shands。
  Butitseemedaconclusionthatinvolvedsuccessandfortuneforus。
  Induetime,butIdonotrememberhowlongafter,Raymonddeclaredhimselfdelightedwiththepiece;heenteredintoasatisfactoryagreementforit,andatthebeginningofthenextseasonhestartedwithittoBuffalo,wherehewastogiveafirstproduction。AtRochesterhepausedlongenoughtoreturnit,withtheexplanationthatafriendhadnotedtohimthefactthatColonelSellersintheplaywasalunatic,andinsanitywassoseriousathingthatitcouldnotberepresentedonthestagewithoutoutragingthesensibilitiesoftheaudience;orwordstothateffect。WeweretoofarofftoallegeHamlettothecontrary,orKingLear,ortoinstancethedelightwhichgenerationsofreadersthroughouttheworldhadtakeninthemadfreaksofDonQuixote。
  WhateverweretherealreasonsofRaymondforrejectingtheplay,wehadtobecontentwiththosehegave,andtosetaboutgettingitintootherhands。Inthiseffortwefailedevenmoresignallythanbefore,ifthatwerepossible。Atlastacleverandcharmingelocutionist,whohadlongwishedtogethimselfonthestage,heardofitandaskedtoseeit。
  Wewouldhaveshownittoanyonebythistime,andweverywillinglyshowedittohim。HecametoHartfordanddidsomescenesfromitforus。Imustsayhedidthemverywell,quiteaswellasRaymondcouldhavedonethem,inwhosemannerhedidthem。Butnow,latetowardspring,thequestionwaswherehecouldgetanengagementwiththeplay,andweendedbyhiringatheatreinNewYorkforaweekoftrialperformances。
  ClemenscameonwithmetoBoston,whereweweregoingtomakesomechangesinthepiece,andwherewemadethemtooursatisfaction,butnottotheeffectofthathighrapturewhichwehadinthefirstdraft。
  HewentbacktoHartford,andthenthecoldfitcameuponme,and"invisionsofthenight,inslumberingsuponthebed,"ghastlyformsoffailureappalledme,andwhenIroseinthemorningIwrotehim:"Hereisaplaywhicheverymanagerhasputout—of—doorsandwhicheveryactorknowntoushasrefused,andnowwegoandgiveittoanelocutioner。
  Wearefools。"WhetherClemensagreedwithmeornotinmyconclusion,heagreedwithmeinmypremises,andwepromptlyboughtourplayoffthestageatacostofsevenhundreddollars,whichwesharedbetweenus。
  ButClemenswasneveramantogiveup。IrelinquishedgratisallrightandtitleIhadintheplay,andhepaiditsentireexpensesforaweekofone—nightstandsinthecountry。ItnevercametoNewYork;andyetI
  thinknowthatifithadcome,itwouldhavesucceeded。Soharddoesthefaithoftheunsuccessfuldramatistinhisworkdie。
  VII。
  ThereisanincidentofthistimesocharacteristicofbothmenthatI
  willyieldtothetemptationofgivingithere。AfterIhadgonetoHartfordinresponsetoClemens’stelegram,MatthewArnoldarrivedinBoston,andoneofmyfamilycalledonhis,toexplainwhyIwasnotathometoreceivehisintroduction:IhadgonetoseeMarkTwain。"Oh,buthedoesn’tlikethatsortofthing,doeshe?""HelikesMr。Clemensverymuch,"myrepresentativeanswered,"andhethinkshimoneofthegreatestmenheeverknew。"IwasstillClemens’sguestatHartfordwhenArnoldcametheretolecture,andonenightwewenttomeethimatareception。
  Whilehishandlaxlyheldmineingreeting,Isawhiseyesfixedintenselyontheothersideoftheroom。"Who—whointheworldisthat?"
  Ilookedandsaid,"Oh,thatisMarkTwain。"IdonotrememberjusthowtheirinstantencounterwascontrivedbyArnold’swish,butIhavetheimpressionthattheywerenotpartedforlongduringtheevening,andthenextnightArnold,asifstillundertheglamourofthatpotentpresence,wasatClemens’shouse。Icannotsayhowtheygoton,orwhattheymadeofeachother;ifClemenseverspokeofArnold,Idonotrecallwhathesaid,butArnoldhadshownasenseofhimfromwhichtheincreduloussniffofthepoliteworld,nowsouniversallyexploded,hadalreadyperished。Itmightwellhavedonesowithhisfirstdramaticvisionofthatprodigioushead。Clemenswasthenharduponfifty,andhehadkept,ashedidtotheend,theslenderfigureofhisyouth,buttheashesoftheburnt—outyearswerebeginningtograythefiresofthatsplendidshockofredhairwhichheheldtotheheightofastatureapparentlygreaterthanitwas,andtiltedfromsidetosideinhisundulatingwalk。
  Heglimmeredatyoufromthenarrowslitsoffineblue—greenisheyes,underbranchingbrows,whichwithagegrewmoreandmorelikeasortofplumage,andhewasapttosmileintoyourfacewithasubtlebutamiableperception,andyetwithasortofremoteabsence;youwereallthereforhim,buthewasnotallthereforyou。
  VIII。
  Ishall,nottrytogivechronologicalordertomyrecollectionsofhim,butsinceIamjustnowwithhiminHartfordIwillspeakofhiminassociationwiththeplace。OncewhenIcameonfromCambridgehefollowedmetomyroomtoseethatthewaterwasnotfrozeninmybath,orsomethingofthekind,foritwasverycoldweather,andthenhospitablylingered。NottolosetimeinbanalitiesIbeganatoncefromthethreadofthoughtinmymind。"Iwonderwhywehatethepastso,"
  andherespondedfromthedepthsofhisownconsciousness,"It’ssodamnedhumiliating,"whichiswhatanymanwouldsayofhispastifhewerehonest;buthonestmenarefewwhenitcomestothemselves。Clemenswasoneofthefew,andthefirstofthemamongallthepeopleIhaveknown。Ihaveknown,Isuppose,menastruthful,butnotsopromptly,soabsolutely,sopositively,soalmostaggressivelytruthful。Hecouldlie,ofcourse,anddidtosaveothersfromgrieforharm;hewas,notstupidlytruthful;buthisfirstimpulsewastosayoutthethingandeverythingthatwasinhim。Tothosewhocanunderstanditwillnotbecontradictoryofhissenseofhumiliationfromthepast,thathewasnotashamedforanythingheeverdidtothepointofwishingtohideit。Hecouldbe,andhewas,bitterlysorryforhiserrors,whichhehadenoughofinhislife,buthewasnotashamedinthatmeanway。Whathehaddoneheownedto,good,bad,orindifferent,andifitwasbadhewasratheramusedthantroubledastotheeffectinyourmind。Hewouldnotobtrudethefactuponyou,butifitwereinthewayofpersonalhistoryhewouldnotdreamofwithholdingit,farlessofhidingit。
  Hewasthereadiestofmentoallowanerrorifhewerefoundinit。InoneofourwalksaboutHartford,whenhewasinthefirstfineflushofhisagnosticism,bedeclaredthatChristianityhaddonenothingtoimprovemoralsandconditions,andthattheworldunderthehighestpagancivilizationwasaswelloffasitwasunderthehighestChristianinfluences。IhappenedtobefreshfromthereadingofCharlesLoringBrace’s’GestaChristi’;or,’HistoryofHumaneProgress’,andIcouldofferhimabundantproofsthathewaswrong。Hedidnotlikethatevidently,butheinstantlygaveway,sayingbehadnotknownthosethings。LaterbewasmoretolerantinhisdenialsofChristianity,butjustthenhewasfeelinghisfreedomfromit,andrejoicinginhavingbrokenwhathefelttohavebeentheshacklesofbeliefwornsolong。
  HegreatlyadmiredRobertIngersoll,whomhecalledanangelicorator,andregardedasanevangelofanewgospel——thegospeloffreethought。,Hetookthewarmestinterestinthenewspapercontroversyragingatthetimeastotheexistenceofahell;whenthenoescarriedtheday,I
  supposethatnoenemyofperditionwasmorepleased。Hestilllovedhisoldfriendandpastor,Mr。Twichell,buthenolongerwenttohearhimpreachhissageandbeautifulsermons,andwas,Ithink,therebythegreaterloser。LongbeforethatIhadaskedhimifhewentregularlytochurch,andhegroanedout:"Ohyes,Igo。It’mostkillsme,butIgo,"
  andIdidnotneedhistellingmetounderstandthathewentbecausehiswifewishedit。Hedidtellme,aftertheybothceasedtogo,thatithadfinallycometohersaying,"Well,ifyouaretobelost,Iwanttobelostwithyou。"Hecouldacceptthatwillingnessforsupremesacrificeandexultinitbecauseofthesupremetruthashesawit。
  AftertheyhadbothceasedtobeformalChristians,shewasstillgrievedbyhisdenialofimmortality,sogrievedthatheresolvedupononeofthoseheroiclies,whichforlove’ssakeheheldaboveeventhetruth,andhewenttoher,sayingthathehadbeenthinkingthewholematterover,andnowhewasconvincedthatthesouldidliveafterdeath。Itwastoolate。Herkeenvisionpiercedthroughhisruse,asitdidwhenhebroughtthedoctorwhohaddiagnosticatedhercaseasorganicdiseaseoftheheart,and,aftermakinghimgooverthefactsofitagainwithher,madehimdeclareitmerelyfunctional。
  TomakeanendoftheserecordsastoClemens’sbeliefs,sofarasIknewthem,IshouldsaythatheneverwentbacktoanythinglikefaithintheChristiantheology,orinthenotionoflifeafterdeath,orinaconsciousdivinity。Itisbesttobehonestinthismatter;hewouldhavehatedanythingelse,andIdonotbelievethatthetruthinitcanhurtanyone。Atoneperiodhearguedthattheremusthavebeenacause,aconscioussourceofthings;thattheuniversecouldnothavecomebychance。Ihaveheardalsothatinhislasthoursormomentshesaid,orhisdearestoneshopedhehadsaid,somethingaboutmeetingagain。Buttheexpression,ofwhichtheycouldnotbecertain,wasofthevaguest,anditwasperhapsaddressedtotheirtendernessoutofhistenderness。
  Allhisexpressionstomewereofacourageous,renunciationofanyhopeoflivingagain,orelsewhereseeingthosehehadlost。Hesufferedterriblyintheirloss,andhewasnotfoolenoughtotryignoringhisgrief。Heknewthatforthistherewerebuttwomedicines;thatitwouldwearitselfoutwiththeyears,andthatmeanwhiletherewasnothingforitbutthoserespitesinwhichthemournerforgetshimselfinslumber。
  IrememberthatinablackhourofmyownwhenIwascalleddowntoseehim,ashethoughtfromsleep,hesaidwithaninfinite,anexquisitecompassion,"Oh,didIwakeyou,didIwake,you?"Nothingmore,butthelook,thevoice,wereeverything;andwhileIlivetheycannotpassfrommysense。
  IX。
  Hewasthemostcaressingofmeninhispity,buthehadthefineinstinct,whichwouldhavepleasedLowell,ofneverputtinghishandsonyou——fine,delicatehands,withtaperfingers,andpinknails,likeagirl’s,andsensitivelyquiveringinmomentsofemotion;hedidnotpawyouwiththemtoshowhisaffection,assomanyofusAmericansareapttodo。Amongthehalf—dozen,orhalf—hundred,personalitiesthateachofusbecomes,IshouldsaythatClemens’scentralandfinalpersonalitywassomethingexquisite。Hiscasualacquaintancemightknowhim,perhaps,fromhisfierceintensity,hiswildpleasureinshockingpeoplewithhisribaldriesandprofanities,orfromthemereneedofloosinghisrebelliousspiritinthatway,asanythingbutexquisite,andyetthatwaswhatinthelastanalysishewas。Theymightcomeawayloathingorhatinghim,butonecouldnotknowhimwellwithoutrealizinghimthemostserious,themosthumane,themostconscientiousofmen。HewasSouthwestern,andbornamidtheoppressionofaracethathadnorightsasagainstours,butIneversawamanmoreregardfulofnegroes。HehadayellowbutlerwhenIfirstbegantoknowhim,becausehesaidhecouldnotbeartoorderawhitemanabout,butthetermsofhisorderingGeorgewerethoseofthesoftestentreatywhichcommandeverwore。HelovedtorelyuponGeorge,whowassuchabrokenreedinsomethings,thoughsostanchinothers,andtheferventRepublicaninpoliticsthatClemensthenlikedhimtobe。HecouldinterpretClemens’smeaningtothepublicwithoutconveyinghismood,andcouldrenderhisroughestanswersmoothtothepersondeniedhispresence。Hisgeneralinstructionswerethatthispresencewastobedeniedallbutpersonalfriends,butthesoftheartofGeorgewassometimestouchedbyimportunity,andoncehecameupintothebilliard—roomsayingthatMr。SmithwishedtoseeClemens。Uponinquiry,Mr。Smithdevelopednotiesoffriendship,andClemenssaid,"YougoandtellMr。SmiththatIwouldn’tcomedowntoseetheTwelveApostles。"Georgeturnedfromthethresholdwherehehadkepthimself,andframedaparaphraseofthismessagewhichapparentlysentMr。Smithawaycontentwithhimselfandalltherestoftheworld。
  ThepartofhimthatwasWesterninhisSouthwesternoriginClemenskepttotheend,buthewasthemostdesouthernizedSouthernerIeverknew。
  Nomanmoreperfectlysensedandmoreentirelyabhorredslavery,andnoonehaseverpouredsuchscornuponthesecond—hand,Walter—Scotticized,pseudo—chivalryoftheSouthernideal。Heheldhimselfresponsibleforthewrongwhichthewhiteracehaddonetheblackraceinslavery,andheexplained,inpayingthewayofanegrostudentthroughYale,thathewasdoingitashispartofthereparationduefromeverywhitetoeveryblackman。Hesaidhehadneverseenthisstudent,noreverwishedtoseehimorknowhisname;itwasquiteenoughthathewasanegro。AboutthattimeacoloredcadetwasexpelledfromWestPointforsomepointofconduct"unbecominganofficerandgentleman,"andtherewastheusualshabbyphilosophyinaportionofthepresstotheeffectthatanegrocouldneverfeeltheclaimofhonor。Themanwasfifteenpartswhite,but,"Ohyes,"Clemenssaid,withbitterirony,"itwasthatonepartblackthatundidhim。"Itmadehima"nigger"andincapableofbeingagentleman。Itwastoblameforthewholething。Thefifteenpartswhitewereguiltless。
  ClemenswasentirelysatisfiedwiththeresultoftheCivilWar,andhewaseagertohaveitsfactsandmeaningsbroughtoutatonceinhistory。
  Heridiculedthenotion,heldbymany,that"itwasnotyettime"tophilosophizetheeventsofthegreatstruggle;thatwemust"waittillitspassionshadcooled,"and"thecloudsofstrifehadclearedaway。"
  Hemaintainedthatthetimewouldnevercomewhenweshouldseeitsmotivesandmenanddeedsmoreclearly,andthatnow,now,wasthehourtoascertaintheminlastingverity。Picturesquelyanddramaticallyheportrayedtheimbecilityofdeferringtheinquiryatanypointtothedistanceoffutureyearswheninevitablythefactswouldbegintoputonfable。
  Hehadpowersofsarcasmandarelentlessrancorinhiscontemptwhichthosewhoknewhimbestappreciatedmost。ThelateNoahBrooks,whohadbeeninCaliforniaatthebeginningofClemens’scareer,andhadwitnessedtheeffectofhisridiculebeforehehadlearnedtotemperit,oncesaidtomethathewouldratherhaveanyoneelseintheworlddownonhimthanMarkTwain。ButasClemensgrewolderhegrewmoremerciful,nottothewrong,buttothemenwhowereinit。Thewrongwasoftenthesourceofhiswildestdrolling。Heconsidereditinsuchhopelessnessofeverdoingitjusticethathisdespairbrokeinlaughter。