Yourgreenwoodcanopyisprettyandpleasantinsunshine;butifIweredoomedtoliveunderit,Ishouldwishitwerewater-tight。"
"But,"saidRobin,"wehavetentsandcavesforfoulweather,goodstoreofwineandvenison,andfuelinabundance。"
"Ay,but,"saidthebaron,"Iliketopulloffmybootsofanight,whichyouforestersseldomdo,andtoensconcemyselfthereafterinacomfortablebed。
Yourbeech-rootisover-hardforacouch,andyourmossystumpissomewhatroughforabolster。"
"Hadyounotdryleaves,"saidRobin,"withabishop’ssurpliceoverthem?
Whatwouldyouhavesofter?Andhadyounotanabbot’stravellingcloakforacoverlet?Whatwouldyouhavewarmer?"
"Verytrue,"saidthebaron,"butthatwasanindulgencetoaguest,andI
dreamedallnightofthesheriffofNottingham。Iliketofeelmyselfsafe,"
headded,stretchingouthislegstothefire,andthrowinghimselfbackinhischairwiththeairofamandeterminedtobecomfortable。
"Iliketofeelmyselfsafe,"saidthebaron。
Atthatmomentthewomancaughtherhusband’sarm,andallthepartyfollowingthedirectionofhereyes,lookedsimultaneouslytothewindow,wheretheyhadjusttimetocatchaglimpseofanapparitionofanarmedhead,withitsplumagetossinginthestorm,onwhichthelightshonefromwithin,andwhichdisappearedimmediately。
CHAPTERXV
Oknight,thoulack’stacupofcanary。WhendidIseetheesoputdown?——TwelfthNight。
Severalknocks,asfromtheknucklesofanironglove,weregiventothedoorofthecottage,andavoicewasheardentreatingshelterfromthestormforatravellerwhohadlosthisway。
Robinaroseandwenttothedoor。
"Whatareyou?"saidRobin。
"Asoldier,"repliedthevoice:"anunfortunateadherentofLongchamp,flyingthevengeanceofPrinceJohn。"
"Areyoualone?"saidRobin。
"Yes,"saidthevoice:"itisadreadfulnight。Hospitablecottagers,praygivemeadmittance。Iwouldnothaveaskeditbutforthestorm。
Iwouldhavekeptmywatchinthewoods。"
"ThatIbelieve,"saidRobin。"Youdidnotreckononthestormwhenyouturnedintothispass。Doyouknowthereareroguesthisway?"
"Ido,"saidthevoice。
"SodoI,"saidRobin。
Apauseensued,duringwhichRobinlisteningattentivelycaughtafaintsoundofwhispering。
"Youarenotalone,"saidRobin。"Whoareyourcompanions?"
"Nonebutthewindandthewater,"saidthevoice,"andIwouldIhadthemnot。"
"Thewindandthewaterhavemanyvoices,"saidRobin,"butI
neverbeforeheardthemsay,Whatshallwedo?"
Anotherpauseensued:afterwhich,"Lookye,mastercottager,"saidthevoice,inanalteredtone,"ifyoudonotletusinwillingly,wewillbreakdownthedoor。"
"Ho!ho!"roaredthebaron,"youarebecomepluralareyou,rascals?Howmanyarethereofyou,thieves?What,Iwarrant,youthoughttorobandmurderapoorharmlesscottagerandhiswife,anddidnotdreamofagarrison?
Youlookedfornoweaponofoppositionbutspit,poker,andbastingladle,wieldedbyunskilfulhands:but,rascals,hereisshortswordandlongcudgelinhandswelltriedinwar,wherewithyoushallbedrilledintocullendersandbeatenintomummy。"
Noreplywasmade,butfuriousstrokesfromwithoutresoundeduponthedoor。Robin,Marian,andthebaronthrewbytheirpilgrim’sattire,andstoodinarmsonthedefensive。
Theywereprovidedwithswords,andthecottagergavethembucklersandhelmets,forallRobin’shauntswerefurnishedwithsecretarmouries。Buttheykepttheirswordssheathed,andthebaronwieldedaponderousspear,whichhepointedtowardsthedoorreadytorunthroughthefirstthatshouldenter,andRobinandMarianeachheldabowwiththearrowdrawntoitsheadandpointedinthesamedirection。Thecottagerflourishedastrongcudgel(aweaponintheuseofwhichhepridedhimselfonbeingparticularlyexpert),andthewifeseizedthespitfromthefireplace,andhelditasshesawthebaronholdhisspear。
Thestormofwindandraincontinuedtobeatontheroofandthecasement,andthestormofblowstoresounduponthedoor,whichatlengthgavewaywithaviolentcrash,andaclusterofarmedmenappearedwithout,seeminglynotlessthantwelve。
Behindthemrolledthestreamnowchangedfromagentleandshallowrivertoamightyandimpetuoustorrent,roaringinwavesofyellowfoam,partiallyreddenedbythelightthatstreamedthroughtheopendoor,andturningupitsconvulsedsurfaceinflashesofshiftingradiancefromrestlessmassesofhalf-visibleshadow。
Thestepping-stones,bywhichtheintrudersmusthavecrossed,wereburiedunderthewaters。Ontheoppositebankthelightfellonthestemsandboughsoftherock-rootedoakandashtossingandswayingintheblast,andsweepingtheflashingspraywiththeirleaves。
Theinstantthedoorbroke,RobinandMarianloosedtheirarrows。
Robin’sarrowstruckoneoftheassailantsinthejunctureoftheshoulder,anddisabledhisrightarm:Marian’sstruckasecondinthejunctureoftheknee,andrenderedhimunserviceable;forthenight。
Thebaron’slongspearstruckonthemailedbreastplateofathird,andbeingstretchedtoitsfullextentbythelong-armedhero,drovehimtotheedgeofthetorrent,andplungedhimintoitseddies,alongwhichhewaswhirleddownthedarknessofthedescendingstream,callingvainlyonhiscomradesforaid,tillhisvoicewaslostinthemingledroarofthewatersandthewind。Afourthspringingthroughthedoorwaslaidprostratebythecottager’scudgel:
butthewifebeinglessdexterousthanhercompany,thoughanAmazoninstrength,missedherpassatafifth,anddrovethepointofthespitseveralinchesintotherighthanddoor-postasshestoodclosetotheleft,andthusmadeanewbarrierwhichtheinvaderscouldnotpasswithoutdippingunderitandsubmittingtheirneckstothesword:
butoneoftheassailantsseizingitwithgiganticrage,shookitatoncefromthegraspofitsholderandfromitslodgmentinthepost,andatthesametimemadegoodtheirruptionoftherestofhispartyintothecottage。
Nowragedanunequalcombat,fortheassailantsfelltwotooneonRobin,Marian,thebaron,andthecottager;whilethewife,beingdeprivedofherspit,convertedeverythingthatwasathandtoamissile,andrainedpots,pans,andpipkinsonthearmedheadsoftheenemy。Thebaronragedlikeatiger,andthecottagerlaidabouthimlikeathresher。OneofthesoldiersstruckRobin’sswordfromhishandandbroughthimonhisknee,whentheboy,whohadbeenrousedbythetumultandhadbeenpeepingthroughtheinnerdoor,leapedforwardinhisshirt,pickeduptheswordandreplaceditinRobin’shand,whoinstantlyspringingup,disarmedandwoundedoneofhisantagonists,whiletheotherwaslaidprostrateunderthedintofabrasscauldronlaunchedbytheAmazoniandame。RobinnowturnedtotheaidofMarian,whowasparryingmostdexterouslythecutsandslashesofhertwoassailants,ofwhomRobindeliveredherfromone,whileawell-appliedblowofherswordstruckoffthehelmetoftheother,whofellonhiskneestobegaboon,andsherecognisedSirRalphMontfaucon。Themenwhowereengagedwiththebaronandthepeasant,seeingtheirleadersubdued,immediatelylaiddowntheirarmsandcriedforquarter。
Thewifebroughtsomestrongrope,andthebarontiedtheirarmsbehindthem。
"Now,SirRalph,"saidMarian,"oncemoreyouareatmymercy。"
"ThatIalwaysam,cruelbeauty,"saidthediscomfitedlover。
"Odso!courteousknight,"saidthebaron,"isthisthereturnyoumakeformybeefandcanary,whenyoukissedmydaughter’shandintokenofcontritionforyourintermeddlingatherwedding?
Heart,Iamgladtoseeshehasgivenyouabloodycoxcomb。
Slicehimdown,Mawd!slicehimdown,andflinghimintotheriver。"
"Confess,"saidMarian,"whatbroughtyouhere,andhowdidyoutraceoursteps?"
"Iwillconfessnothing,"saidtheknight。
"Thenconfessyou,rascal,"saidthebaron,holdinghisswordtothethroatofthecaptivesquire。
"Takeawaythesword,"saidthesquire,"itistoonearmymouth,andmyvoicewillnotcomeoutforfear:
takeawaythesword,andIwillconfessall。"
Thebarondroppedhissword,andthesquireproceeded;
"SirRalphmetyou,asyouquittedLadyFalkland’scastle,andbyrepresentingtoherwhoyouwere,borrowedfromhersuchanumberofherretainersashedeemedmustensureyourcapture,seeingthatyourfamiliarthefriarwasnotatyourelbow。
Wesetforthwithoutdelay,andtracedyoufirstbymeansofapeasantwhosawyouturnintothisvalley,andafterwardsbythelightfromthecasementofthissolitarydwelling。
Ourdesignwastohavelaidanambushforyouinthemorning,butthestormandyourobservationofmyunluckyfacethroughthecasementmadeuschangeourpurpose;andwhatfollowedyoucantellbetterthanIcan,beingindeedmastersofthesubject。"
"Youareamerryknave,"saidthebaron,"andhereisacupofwineforyou。"
"Gramercy,"saidthesquire,"andbetterlatethannever:
butIlackedacupofthisbefore。HadIbeenpot-valiant,I
hadheldyouplay。"
"Sirknight,"saidMarian,"thisisthethirdtimeyouhavesoughtthelifeofmylordandofme,formineisinterwovenwithhis。
AnddoyouthinkmesospiritlessastobelievethatIcanbeyoursbycompulsion?Temptmenotagain,forthenexttimeshallbethelast,andthefishofthenearestrivershallcommutethefleshofarecreantknightintothefast-daydinnerofanuncarnivorousfriar。
Ispareyounow,notinpitybutinscorn。Yetshallyousweartoaconventionnevermoretopursueormolestmylordorme,andonthisconditionyoushalllive。"
Theknighthadnoalternativebuttocomply,andswore,onthehonourofknighthood,tokeeptheconventioninviolate。
Howwellhekepthisoathweshallhavenoopportunityofnarrating:
Diluilanostraistoriapiunonparla。
CHAPTERXVI
Carrymeoverthewater,thoufinefellowe。OldBallad。
Thepilgrims,withoutexperiencingfurthermolestation,arrivedattheretreatofSirGuyofGamwell。Theyfoundtheoldknightacuptoolow;partlyfrombeingcutofffromthescenesofhisoldhospitalityandtheshoutsofhisNottinghamshirevassals,whowerewonttomaketheraftersofhisancienthallre-echototheirrevelry;butprincipallyfrombeingpartedfromhisson,whohadlongbeenthebetterhalfofhisflaskandpasty。
Thearrivalofourvisitorscheeredhimup;andfindingthatthebaronwastoremainwithhim,hetestifiedhisdelightandthecordialityofhiswelcomebypegginghimintheribstillhemadehimroar。
RobinandMariantookanaffectionateleaveofthebaronandtheoldknight;
andbeforetheyquittedthevicinityofBarnsdale,deemingitprudenttoreturninadifferentdisguise,theylaidasidetheirpilgrim’sattire,andassumedthehabitsandappurtenancesofwanderingminstrels。
Theytravelledinthischaractersafelyandpleasantly,tilloneeveningatalatehourtheyarrivedbythesideofariver,whereRobinlookingoutforamodeofpassageperceivedaferry-boatsafelymooredinanookontheoppositebank;
nearwhichachimneysendingupawreathofsmokethroughthethick-setwillows,wastheonlysymptomofhumanhabitation;
andRobinnaturallyconceivingthesaidchimneyandwreathofsmoketobetheoutwardsignsoftheinwardferryman,shouted"Over!"
withmuchstrengthandclearness;butnovoicereplied,andnoferrymanappeared。Robinraisedhisvoice,andshoutedwithredoubledenergy,"Over,Over,O-o-o-over!"Afaintechoaloneresponded"Over!"andagaindiedawayintodeepsilence:
butafterabriefintervalavoicefromamongthewillows,inastrangekindofmingledintonationthatwashalfashoutandhalfasong,answered:
Over,over,over,jolly,jollyrover,Wouldyouthencomeover?Over,over,over?
Jolly,jollyrover,here’sonelivesinclover:
Whofindstheclover?Thejolly,jollyrover。
Hefindstheclover,lethimthencomeover,Thejolly,jollyrover,over,over,over,"Imuchdoubt,"saidMarian,"ifthisferrymandonotmeanbycloversomethingmorethanthetollofhisferry-boat。"
"Idoubtnot,"answeredRobin,"heisalevieroftollandtithe,whichIshallputhimuponproofofhisrighttoreceive,bymakingtrialofhismighttoenforce。"
Theferrymanemergedfromthewillowsandsteppedintohisboat。
"AsIlive,"exclaimedRobin,"theferrymanisafriar。"
"Withasword,"saidMarian,"stuckinhisropegirdle。"
Thefriarpushedhisboatoffmanfully,andwaspresentlyhalfovertheriver。
"ItisfriarTuck,"saidMarian。
"Hewillscarcelyknowus,"saidRobin;"andifhedonot,Iwillbreakastaffwithhimforsport。"
Thefriarcamesingingacrossthewater:theboattouchedtheland:
RobinandMariansteppedonboard:thefriarpushedoffagain。
"Silkendoublets,silkendoublets,"saidthefriar:
"slenderlylined,Ibow:yourwanderingminstrelisalwayspoortoll:yoursweetangelsofvoicespasscurrentforabedandasupperatthehouseofeverylordthatlikestohearthefameofhisvalourwithoutthetroubleoffightingforit。
Whatneedyouofpurseorpouch?Youmaysingbeforethieves。
Pedlars,pedlars:wanderingfromdoortodoorwiththesmallwareofliesandcajolery:exploitsforcarpet-knights;
honestyforcourtiers;truthformonks,andchastityfornuns:
agoodsaleablestockthatcoststhevendernothing,defieswearandtear,andwhenithasservedahundredcustomersisasplentifulandasmarketableasever。But,sirrahs,I’llnoneofyourbalderdash。
Youpassnothencewithoutclinkofbrass,orI’llknockyourmusicalnoddlestogethertilltheyringlikeapairofcymbals。
Thatwillbeanewtuneforyourminstrelships。"
Thisfriendlyspeechofthefriarendedastheysteppedontheoppositebank。
Robinhadnoticedastheypassedthatthesummerstreamwaslow。
"Why,thoubrawlingmongrel,"saidRobin,"thatwhetherthoubethief,friar,orferryman,oranill-mixedcompoundofallthree,passesconjecture,thoughIjudgetheetobesimplethief,whatbarkestthouatthus?
Villain,thereisclinkofbrassforthee。Dostthouseethiscoin?
Dostthouhearthismusic?Lookandlisten:fortouchthoushaltnot:
myminstrelshipdefiesthee。Thoushaltcarrymeonthybackoverthewater,andreceivenothingbutacrackedsconceforthytrouble。"
"Abargain,"saidthefriar:"forthewaterislow,thelabourislight,andtherewardisalluring。"AndhestoopeddownforRobin,whomountedhisback,andthefriarwadedwithhimovertheriver。
"Now,finefellow,"saidthefriar,"thoushaltcarrymebackoverthewater,andthoushalthaveacrackedsconceforthytrouble。"
Robintookthefriaronhisback,andwadedwithhimintothemiddleoftheriver,whenbyadexterousjerkhesuddenlyflunghimoffandplungedhimhorizontallyoverheadandearsinthewater。
Robinwadedtoshore,andthefriar,halfswimmingandhalfscrambling,followed。
"Finefellow,finefellow,"saidthefriar,"nowwillIpaytheethycrackedsconce。"
"Notso,"saidRobin,"Ihavenotearnedit:butthouhastearnedit,andshalthaveit。"
Itwasnot,eveninthosegoodoldtimes,asightofeverydaytoseeatroubadourandafriarplayingatsingle-stickbythesideofariver,eachaimingwithfellintentattheother’scoxcomb。
Thepartieswerebothsoskilledinattackanddefence,thattheirmutualeffortsforalongtimeexpendedthemselvesinquickandloudrappingsoneachother’soakenstaves。AtlengthRobinbyadexterousfeintcontrivedtoscoreoneonthefriar’scrown:
butinthecarelessmomentoftriumphasplendidsweepofthefriar’sstaffstruckRobin’soutofhishandintothemiddleoftheriver,andrepaidhiscrackontheheadwithadegreeofvigourthatmighthavepassedtheboundsofajestifMarianhadnotretardeditsdescentbycatchingthefriar’sarm。
"Hownow,recreantfriar,"saidMarian;"whathaveyoutosaywhyyoushouldnotsufferinstantexecution,beingdetectedinopenrebellionagainstyourliegelord?
Thereforekneeldown,traitor,andsubmityournecktotheswordoftheoffendedlaw。"
"Benefitofclergy,"saidthefriar:"Ipleadmyclergy。
Andisityouindeed,yescapegraces?Yearewelldisguised:
Iknewyenot,bymyflask。Robin,jollyRobin,hebuysajestdearlythatpaysforitwithabloodycoxcomb。
Buthereisbalmforallbruises,outwardandinward。
(Thefriarproducedaflaskofcanary。)Washthywoundtwiceandthythroatthricewiththissolarconcoction,andthoushaltmarvelwherewasthyhurt。Butwhatmovedyetothisfrolic?
Knewyenotthatyecouldnotappearinamaskmorefashionedtomovemybilethaninthatofthesegildersandlackerersofthesmoothsurfaceofworthlessness,thatbringthegoldoftruevalourintodisrepute,bystampingthebasermetalwiththefairerim-pression?Imarvelledtofindanysuchgiventofighting(fortheyhaveanoldinstinctofself-preservation):butI
rejoicedthereat,thatImightdiscusstothempoeticaljustice:
andthereforehaveIcrackedthysconce:forwhich,letthisbethymedicine。"
"Butwherefore,"saidMarian,"dowefindyouhere,whenweleftyoujointlordwardenofSherwood?"
"Idobutretiretomydevotions,"repliedthefriar。
"Thisismyhermitage,inwhichIfirsttookrefugewhenI
escapedfrommybelovedbrethrenofRubygill;andtowhichI
stillretreatattimesfromthevanitiesoftheworld,whichelsemightclingtometooclosely,sinceIhavebeenpromotedtobepeer-spiritualofyourforest-court。For,indeed,Idofindinmyselfcertainindicationsandadmonitionsthatmydayhaspastitsnoon;andnonemorecogentthanthis:
thatdailyofbadwineIgrowmoreintolerant,andofgoodwinehaveakeenerandmorefastidiousrelish。Thereisnosurersymptomofrecedingyears。Theferrymanismyfaithfulvarlet。
Isendhimonsomepiouserrand,thatImaymeditateinghostlyprivacy,whenmypresenceintheforestcanbestbespared:
andwhencanitbebettersparedthannow,seeingthattheneighbourhoodofPrinceJohn,andhisincessantperquisitionsforMarian,havemadetheforesttoohottoholdmoreofusthanareneedfultokeepupaquorum,andpreserveunbrokenthecontinuityofourforest-dominion?For,intruth,withoutyourgreenwoodmajesties,wehavehardlythewittoliveinabody,andatthesametimetokeepournecksoutofjeopardy,whilethatarch-rebelandtraitorJohninfeststheprecinctsofourterritory。"
Thefriarnowconductedthemtohispeacefulcell,wherehespreadhisfrugalboardwithfish,venison,wild-fowl,fruit,andcanary。
UnderthecompoundoperationofthismateriamedicaRobin’swoundshealedapace,andthefriar,whohatedminstrelsy,beganasusualchirpinginhiscups。RobinandMarianchimedinwithhistunefulhumourtillthemidnightmoonpeepedinupontheirrevelry。
Itwasnowtheverywitchingtimeofnight,whentheyheardavoiceshouting,"Over!"Theypausedtolisten,andthevoicerepeated"Over!"inaccentsclearandloud,butwhichatthesametimeeitherwereinthemselves,orseemedtobe,fromtheplaceandthehour,singularlyplaintiveanddreary。
Thefriarfidgettedaboutinhisseat:fellintoadeepmusing:
shookhimself,andlookedabouthim:firstatMarian,thenatRobin,thenatMarianagain;filledandtossedoffacupofcanary,andrelapsedintohisreverie。
"Willyounotbringyourpassengerover?"saidRobin。Thefriarshookhisheadandlookedmysterious。
"Thatpassenger,"saidthefriar,"willnevercomeover。
Everyfullmoon,atmidnight,thatvoicecalls,’Over!’Iandmyvarlethavemorethanonceobeyedthesummons,andwehavesometimeshadaglimpseofawhitefigureundertheoppositetrees:
butwhentheboathastouchedthebank,nothinghasbeentobeseen;
andthevoicehasbeenheardnomoretillthemidnightofthenextfullmoon。"
"Itisverystrange,"saidRobin。
"Wondrousstrange,"saidthefriar,lookingsolemn。
Thevoiceagaincalled"Over!"inalongplaintivemusicalcry。
"Imustgotoit,"saidthefriar,"oritwillgiveusnopeace。
Iwouldallmycustomerswereofthisworld。IbegintothinkthatIamCharon,andthatthisriverisStyx。"
"Iwillgowithyou,friar,"saidRobin。
"Bymyflask,"saidthefriar,"butyoushallnot。"
"ThenIwill,"saidMarian。
"Stillless,"saidthefriar,hurryingoutofthecell。
RobinandMarianfollowed:butthefriaroutsteppedthem,andpushedoffhisboat。
Awhitefigurewasvisibleundertheshadeoftheoppositetrees。
Theboatapproachedtheshore,andthefigureglidedaway。
Thefriarreturned。
Theyre-enteredthecottage,andsatsometimeconversingonthephenomenontheyhadseen。Thefriarsippedhiswine,andafteratime,said:
"Thereisatraditionofadamselwhowasdrownedheresomeyearsago。
Thetraditionis————"
Butthefriarcouldnotnarrateaplaintale:hethereforeclearedhisthroat,andsangwithduesolemnity,inaghostlyvoice:
Adamselcameinmidnightrain,Andcalledacrosstheferry:
Thewearywightshecalledinvain,Whosesensessleepdidbury。
Atevening,fromherfather’sdoorSheturnedtomeetherlover:
Atmidnight,onthelonelyshore,Sheshouted"Over,over!"
ShehadnotmethimbythetreeOftheiraccustomedmeeting,Andsadandsickatheartwasshe,Herheartallwildlybeating。
Inchillsuspensethehourswentby,Thewildstormburstaboveher:
Sheturnedhertotherivernigh,Andshouted,"Over,over!"
Adim,discoloured,doubtfullightThemoon’sdarkveilpermitted,AndthickbeforehertroubledsightFantasticshadowsflitted。
Herlover’sformappearedtoglide,Andbeckono’erthewater:
Alas!hisbloodthatmornhaddyedHerbrother’sswordwithslaughter。
Uponalittlerockshestood,Tomakeherinvocation:
Shemarkednotthattherain-swoll’nfloodWasislandingherstation。
Thetempestmockedherfeeblecry:
Nosainthisaidwouldgiveher:
Thefloodswelledhighandyetmorehigh,Andsweptherdowntheriver。
Yetoftbeneaththepalemoonlight,Whenhollowwindsareblowing,TheshadowofthatmaidenbrightGlidesbythedarkstream’sflowing。
Andwhenthestormsofmidnightrave,Whilecloudsthebroadmooncover,ThewildgustswaftacrossthewaveThecryof,"Over,over!"
Whilethefriarwassinging,Marianwasmeditating:
andwhenhehadendedshesaid,"Honestfriar,youhavemisplacedyourtradition,whichbelongstotheaestuaryofanoblerriver,wherethedamselwassweptawaybytherisingofthetide,forwhichyourland-floodisanindifferentsubstitute。
ButthetruetraditionofthisstreamIthinkImyselfpossess,andIwillnarrateitinyourownway:
Itwasafriarofordersfree,AfriarofRubygill:
Atthegreenwood-treeavowmadehe,Buthekeptitveryill:
Avowmadeheofchastity,Buthekeptitveryill。
Hekeptit,perchance,intheconsciousshadeOftheboundsoftheforestwhereinitwasmade:
Butheroamedwherehelisted,asfreeasthewind,Andhelefthisgoodvowintheforestbehind:
Foritswoodsoutofsightwerehisvowoutofmind,WiththefriarofRubygill。
Inlonelyhuthimselfheshut,ThefriarofRubygill;
Wheretheghostlyelfabsolvedhimself,Tofollowhisowngoodwill:
Andhehadnolackofcanarysack,Tokeephisconsciencestill。
Andadamselwellknew,whenatlonelymidnightItgleamedonthewaters,hissignal-lamp-light:
"Over!over!"shewarbledwithnightingalethroat,Andthefriarsprungforthatthemagicalnote,Andshecrossedthedarkstreaminhistrimferryboat,WiththefriarofRubygill。
"Lookyounow,"saidRobin,"ifthefriardoesnotblush。
ManystrangesightshaveIseeninmyday,butnevertillthismomentdidIseeablushingfriar。"
"Ithink,"saidthefriar,"youneversawonethatblushednot,oryousawgoodcanarythrownaway。Butyouarewelcometolaughifitsopleaseyou。Noneshalllaughinmycompany,thoughitbeatmyexpense,butIwillhavemyshareofthemerriment。
Theworldisastage,andlifeisafarce,andhethatlaughsmosthasmostprofitoftheperformance。Theworstthingisgoodenoughtobelaughedat,thoughitbegoodfornothingelse;
andthebestthing,thoughitbegoodforsomethingelse,isgoodfornothingbetter。"
Andhestruckupasonginpraiseoflaughingandquaffing,withoutfurtheradvertingtoMarian’sinsinuatedaccusation;being,perhaps,ofopinion,thatitwasasubjectonwhichtheleastsaidwouldbethesoonestmended。
Sopassedthenight。Inthemorningaforestercametothefriar,withintelligencethatPrinceJohnhadbeencompelled,bytheurgencyofhisaffairsinotherquarters,todisembarrassNottinghamCastleofhisroyalpresence。Ourwanderersreturnedjoyfullytotheirforest-dominion,beingthusrelievedfromthevicinityofanymoreformidablebelligerentthantheiroldbruisedandbeatenenemythesheriffofNottingham。
CHAPTERXVII
Oh!thislifeIsnoblerthanattendingforacheck,RicherthandoingnothingforabribeProuderthanrustlinginunpaid-forsilk。——Cymbeline。
SoRobinandMariandweltandreignedintheforest,rangingthegladesandthegreenwoodsfromthematinsofthelarktothevespersofthenightingale,andadministeringnaturaljusticeaccordingtoRobin’sideasofrectifyingtheinequalitiesofhumancondition:
raisinggenialdewsfromthebagsoftherichandidle,andreturningtheminfertilisingshowersonthepoorandindustrious:
anoperationwhichmoreenlightenedstatesmenhavehappilyreversed,totheunspeakablebenefitofthecommunityatlarge。
ThelightfootstepsofMarianwereimpressedonthemorningdewbesidethefirmerstepofherlover,andtheyshookitslargedropsaboutthemastheyclearedthemselvesapassagethroughthethicktallfern,withoutanyfearofcatchingcold,whichwasnotmuchinfashioninthetwelfthcentury。RobinwasashospitableasCathmor;
forsevenmenstoodonsevenpathstocallthestrangertohisfeast。
Itistrue,hesuperaddedthesmallimprovementofmakingthestrangerpayforit:thanwhichwhatcouldbemoregenerous?
ForCathmorwashimselftheprimegiverofhisfeast,whereasRobinwasonlytheagenttoaseriesofstrangers,whoprovidedinturnfortheentertainmentoftheirsuccessors;
whichiscarryingthedisinterestednessofhospitalitytoitsacme。
Marianoftenkilledthedeer,WhichScarletdressed,andFriarTuckblessedWhileLittleJohnwanderedinsearchofaguest。
Robinwasverydevout,thoughtherewasgreatunityinhisreligion:
itwasexclusivelygiventoourLadytheVirgin,andheneversetforthinamorningtillhehadsaidthreeprayers,andhadheardthesweetvoiceofhisMariansingingahymntotheirmutualpatroness。Eachofhismenhad,asusual,apatronsaintaccordingtohisnameortaste。
Thefriarchoseasaintforhimself,andfixedonSaintBotolph,whomheeuphonisedintoSaintBottle,andmaintainedthathewasthatveryPanomphicPantagrueliansaint,wellknowninancientFranceasafemaledivinity,bythenameofLaDiveBouteille,whoseoracularmonosyllable"Trincq,’,iscelebratedandunder-stoodbyallnations,andisexpoundedbythelearneddoctorAlcofribas,[6]
whohastreatedatlargeonthesubject,tosignify"drink。"
SaintBottle,then,wasthesaintofFriarTuck,whodidnotyieldeventoRobinandMarianintheassiduityofhisdevotionstohischosenpatron。Suchwastheirsummerlife,andintheirwintercavestheyhadsufficientfurniture,ampleprovender,storeofoldwine,andassuredlynolackoffuel,withjoyousmusicandpleasantdiscoursetocharmawaytheseasonofdarknessandstorms。
[6]AlcofribasNasier:ananagramofFrancoisRabelais,andhisassumedappellation。
Thereaderwhodesirestoknowmoreaboutthisoraculardivinity,mayconsultthesaiddoctorAlcofribasNasier,whowillusherhimintotheadytumthroughthemediumofthehighpriestessBacbuc。
Manymoonshadwaxedandwaned,whenontheafternoonofalovelysummerdayalustybroad-bonedknightwasridingthroughtheforestofSherwood。Thesunshonebrilliantlyonthefullgreenfoliage,andaffordedtheknightafineopportunityofobservingpicturesqueeffects,ofwhichitistobefearedhedidnotavailhimself。
Buthehadnotproceededfar,beforehehadanopportunityofobservingsomethingmuchmoreinteresting,namely,afineyoungoutlawleaning,inthetrueSherwoodfashion,withhisbackagainstatree。
Theknightwaspreparingtoaskthestrangeraquestion,theanswertowhich,ifcorrectlygiven,wouldhaverelievedhimfromadoubtthatpressedheavilyonhismind,astowhetherhewasintherightroadorthewrong,whentheyouthpreventedtheinquirybysaying:
"InGod’sname,sirknight,youarelatetoyourmeals。
Mymasterhastarrieddinnerforyouthesethreehours。"
"Idoubt,"saidtheknight,"Iamnotheyouwotof。
IamnowherebiddentodayandIknownoneinthisvicinage。"
"Wefeared,"saidtheyouth,"yourmemorywouldbetreacherous:
thereforeamIstationedheretorefreshit。"
"Whoisyourmaster?"saidtheknight;"andwheredoesheabide?"
"Mymaster,"saidtheyouth,"iscalledRobinHood,andheabideshardby。"
"Andwhatknowsheofme?"saidtheknight。
"Heknowsyou,"answeredtheyouth"ashedoeseveryway-faringknightandfriar,byinstinct。"
"Gramercy,"saidtheknight;"thenIunderstandhisbidding:
buthowifIsayIwillnotcome?"
"Iamenjoinedtobringyou,"saidtheyouth。"Ifpersuasionavailnot,Imustuseotherargument。"
"Say’stthouso?"saidtheknight;"Idoubtifthystriplingrhetoricwouldconvinceme。"
"That,"saidtheyoungforester,"wewillsee。"
"Wearenotequallymatched,boy,"saidtheknight。
"Ishouldgetlesshonourbythyconquest,thangriefbythyinjury。"
"Perhaps,"saidtheyouth,"mystrengthismorethanmyseeming,andmycunningmorethanmystrength。Thereforeletitpleaseyourknighthoodtodismount。"
"Itshallpleasemyknighthoodtochastisethypresumption,"
saidtheknight,springingfromhissaddle。
Hereupon,whichinthosedayswasusuallytheresultofameetingbetweenanytwopersonsanywhere,theyproceededtofight。
Theknighthadinanuncommondegreebothstrengthandskill:
theforesterhadlessstrength,butnotlessskillthantheknight,andshowedsuchamasteryofhisweaponasreducedthelattertogreatadmiration。
Theyhadnotfoughtmanyminutesbytheforestclock,thesun;
andhadasyetdoneeachothernoworseinjurythanthattheknighthadwoundedtheforester’sjerkin,andtheforesterhaddisabledtheknight’splume;whentheywereinterruptedbyavoicefromathicket,exclaiming,"Wellfought,girl:
wellfought。Mass,thathadnighbeenashrewdhit。
Thouowesthimforthat,lass。Marry,standby,I’llpayhimforthee。"
Theknightturningtothevoice,beheldatallfriarissuingfromthethicket,brandishingaponderouscudgel。
"Whoartthou?"saidtheknight。
"IamthechurchmilitantofSherwood,"answeredthefriar。
"Whyartthouinarmsagainstourladyqueen?"
"Whatmeanestthou?"saidtheknight。
"Truly,this,"saidthefriar,"isourliegeladyoftheforest,againstwhomIdoapprehendtheeinovertactoftreason。
Whatsayestthouforthyself?"
"Isay,"answeredtheknight,"thatifthisbeindeedalady,manneveryetheldmesolong。"
"Spoken,"saidthefriar,"likeonewhohathdoneexecution。
Hastthouthystomachfullofsteel?Wiltthoudiversifythyrepastwithatasteofmyoak-graff?Orwiltthouinclinethinehearttoourvenisonwhichtrulyiscooling?Wiltthoufight?orwiltthoudine?orwiltthoufightanddine?orwiltthoudineandfight?
Iamforthee,chooseasthoumayest。"
"Iwilldine,"saidtheknight;"forwithladyIneverfoughtbefore,andwithfriarIneverfoughtyet,andwithneitherwillIeverfightknowingly:andifthisbethequeenoftheforest,Iwillnot,beinginherowndominions,bebackwardtodoherhomage。"
Sosaying,hekissedthehandofMarian,whowaspleasedmostgraciouslytoexpressherapprobation。
"Gramercy,sirknight,"saidthefriar,"Ilaudtheeforthycourtesy,whichIdeemtobenolessthanthyvalour。
Nowdothoufollowme,whileIfollowmynose,whichscentsthepleasantodourofroastfromthedepthoftheforestrecesses。
Iwillleadthyhorse,anddothouleadmylady。"
TheknighttookMarian’shand,andfollowedthefriar,whowalkedbeforethem,singing:
Whenthewindblows,whenthewindblowsFromwhereunderbuckthedrylogglows,Whatguidecanyoufollow,O’erbrakeando’erhollow,Sotrueasaghostly,ghostlynose?
CHAPTERXVIII
RobinandRichardweretwoprettymen。MotherGoose’sMelody。
Theyproceeded,followingtheirinfallibleguide,firstalongalightelasticgreenswardundertheshadeofloftyandwide-spreadingtreesthatskirtedasunnyopeningoftheforest,thenalonglabyrinthinepaths,whichthedeer,theoutlaw,orthewoodmanhadmade,throughthecloseshootsoftheyoungcoppices,throughthethickundergrowthoftheancientwoods,throughbedsofgiganticfernthatfilledthenarrowgladesandwavedtheirgreenfeatheryheadsabovetheplumeoftheknight。Alongthesesylvanalleystheywalkedinsinglefile;thefriarsingingandpioneeringinthevan,thehorseplungingandflounderingbehindthefriar,theladyfollowing"inmaidenmeditationfancyfree,"andtheknightbringinguptherear,muchmarvellingatthestrangecompanyintowhichhisstarshadthrownhim。
TheirpathhadexpandedsufficientlytoallowtheknighttotakeMarian’shandagain,whentheyarrivedintheaugustpresenceofRobinHoodandhiscourt。
Robin’stablewasspreadunderahighoverarchingcanopyoflivingboughs,ontheedgeofanaturallawnofverdurestarredwithflowers,throughwhichaswifttransparentrivuletransparklinginthesun。
Theboardwascoveredwithabundanceofchoicefoodandexcellentliquor,notwithoutthecomelinessofsnow-whitelinenandthesplendourofcostlyplate,whichthesheriffofNottinghamhadunwillinglycontributedtosupply,atthesametimewithanexcellentcook,whomLittleJohn’sarthadspiritedawaytotheforestwiththecontentsofhismaster’ssilverscullery。
Anhundredforesterswerehereassembledover-readyfortheirdinner,someseatedatthetableandsomelyingingroupsunderthetrees。
Robinbadecourteouswelcometotheknight,whotookhisseatbetweenRobinandMarianatthefestalboard;atwhichwasalreadyplacedonestrangeguestinthepersonofaportlymonk,sittingbetweenLittleJohnandScarlet,with,hisrotundphysiognomyelongatedintoanunnaturalovalbytheconjointinfluenceofsorrowandfear:
sorrowforthedepartedcontentsofhistravellingtreasury,agood-lookingvalisewhichwashangingemptyonabough;andfearforhispersonalsafety,ofwhichalltheflasksandpastiesbeforehimcouldnotgivehimassurance。
Theappearanceoftheknight,however,cheeredhimupwithasemblanceofprotection,andgavehimjustsufficientcouragetodemolishacygnetandarumble-pie,whichhedilutedwiththecontentsoftwoflasksofcanarysack。
Butwine,whichsometimescreatesandoftenincreasesjoy,dothalso,uponoccasion,heightensorrow:andsoitfarednowwithourportlymonk,whohadnosoonerexplainedawayhisportionofprovender,thanhebegantoweepandbewailhimselfbitterly。
"Whydostthouweep,man?"saidRobinHood。"Thouhastdonethineembassyjustly,andshalthavethyLady’sgrace。"
"Alack!alack!"saidthemonk:"noembassyhadI,lucklesssinner,aswellthouwottest,buttotaketomyabbeyinsafetythetreasurewhereofthouhastdespoiledme。"
"Propoundmehiscase,"saidFriarTuck,"andIwillgivehimghostlycounsel。"
"Youwellremember,"saidRobinHood,"thesorrowfulknightwhodinedwithusheretwelvemonthsandadaygoneby。"
"WelldoI,"saidFriarTuck。"Hislandswereinjeopardywithacertainabbot,whowouldallowhimnolongerdayfortheirredemption。
Whereuponyoulenttohimthefourhundredpoundswhichheneeded,andwhichhewastorepaythisday,thoughhehadnobettersecuritytogivethanourLadytheVirgin。"
"Ineverdesiredbetter,"saidRobin,"forsheneveryetfailedtosendmemypay;andhereisoneofherownflock,thisfaithfulandwell-favouredmonkofSt。Mary’s,hathbroughtitmeduly,principalandinteresttoapenny,asLittleJohncantestify,whotolditforth。
Tobesure,hedeniedhavingit,butthatwastoproveourfaith。
Wesoughtandfoundit。"
"Iknownothingofyourknight,"saidthemonk:"andthemoneywasourown,astheVirginshallblessme。"
"Sheshallblessthee,"saidFriarTuck,"forafaithfulmessenger。"
Themonkresumedhiswailing。LittleJohnbroughthimhishorse。
Robingavehimleavetodepart。Hesprangwithsingularnimblenessintothesaddle,andvanishedwithoutsaying,Godgiveyougoodday。
Thestrangerknightlaughedheartilyasthemonkrodeoff。
"Theysay,sirknight,"saidFriarTuck,"theyshouldlaughwhowin:
butthoulaughestwhoartlikelytolose。"
"Ihavewon,"saidtheknight,"agooddinner,somemirth,andsomeknowledge:andIcannotlosebypayingforthem。"
"Bravelysaid,"answeredRobin。"Stillitbecomestheetopay:
foritisnotmeetthatapoorforestershouldtreatarichknight。
Howmuchmoneyhastthouwiththee?"
"Troth,Iknownot,"saidtheknight。"Sometimesmuch,sometimeslittle,sometimesnone。Butsearch,andwhatthoufindest,keep:
andforthesakeofthykindheartandopenhand,beitwhatitmay,Ishallwishitweremore。"
"Then,sincethousayestso,"saidRobin,"notapennywillItouch。
Manyafalsechurlcomeshither,anddisbursesagainsthiswill:
andtillthereislackofthese,Ipreynotontruemen。"
"Thouartthyselfatrueman,rightwellIjudge,Robin,"
saidthestrangerknight,"andseemestmorelikeonebredincourtthantothypresentoutlawlife。"
"Ourlife,"saidthefriar,"isacraft,anart,andamystery。
Howmuchofit,thinkyou,couldbelearnedatcourt?"
"Indeed,Icannotsay,"saidthestrangerknight:
"butIshouldapprehendverylittle。"
"AndsoshouldI,"saidthefriar:"forweshouldfindverylittleofourboldopenpractice,butshouldhearabundanceofpraiseofourprinciples。
Toliveinseemingfellowshipandsecretrivalry;tohaveahandforall,andaheartfornone;tobeeverybody’sacquaintance,andnobody’sfriend;
tomeditatetheruinofallonwhomwesmile,andtodreadthesecretstratagemsofallwhosmileonus;topilferhonoursanddespoilfortunes,notbyfightingindaylight,butbysappingindarkness:
theseareartswhichthecourtcanteach,butwhichwe,by’rLady,havenotlearned。Butletyourcourt-minstreltuneuphisthroattothepraiseofyourcourt-hero,thencomeourprinciplesintoplay:
thenisourpracticeextollednotbythesamename,fortheirRichardisahero,andourRobinisathief:marry,yourherogutsanexchequer,whileyourthiefdisembowelsaportmanteau,yourherosacksacity,whileyourthiefsacksacellar:yourheromaraudsonalargerscale,andthatisallthedifference,fortheprincipleandthevirtueareone:
buttwoofatradecannotagree:thereforeyourheromakeslawstogetridofyourthief,andgiveshimanillnamethathemayhanghim:
formightisright,andthestrongmakelawsfortheweak,andtheythatmakelawstoservetheirownturndoalsomakemoralstogivecolourtotheirlaws。"
"Yourcomparison,friar,"saidthestranger,"failsinthis:
thatyourthieffightsforprofit,andyourheroforhonour。
IhavefoughtunderthebannersofRichard,andif,asyouphraseit,hegutsexchequers,andsackscities,itisnottowintreasureforhimself,buttofurnishforththemeansofhisgreaterandmoregloriousaim。"
"Misconceivemenot,sirknight,"saidthefriar。"WeallloveandhonourKingRichard,andhereisadeepdraughttohishealth:
butIwouldshowyou,thatweforestersaremiscalledbyopprobriousnames,andthatourvirtues,thoughtheyfollowathumbledistance,areyettrulyakintothoseofCoeur-de-Lion。IsaynotthatRichardisathief,butIsaythatRobinisahero:andforhonour,dideveryetman,miscalledthief,wingreaterhonourthanRobin?Donotallmengracehimwithsomehonourableepithet?Themostgentlethief,themostcourteousthief,themostbountifulthief,yea,andthemosthonestthief?
Richardiscourteous,bountiful,honest,andvaliant:butsoalsoisRobin:itisthefalsewordthatmakestheunjustdistinction。
Theyaretwin-spirits,andshouldbefriends,butthatfortunehathdifferentlycasttheirlot:buttheirnamesshalldescendtogethertothelatestdays,asthefloweroftheirageandofEngland:
forinthepureprinciplesoffreebooteryhavetheyexcelledallmen;
andtotheprinciplesoffreebootery,diverselydeveloped,belongallthequalitiestowhichsongandstoryconcederenown。"
"Andyoumayadd,friar,"saidMarian,"thatRobin,nolessthanRichard,iskinginhisowndominion;andthatifhissubjectsbefewer,yetaretheymoreuniformlyloyal。"
"Iwould,fairlady,"saidthestranger,"thatthylatterobservationwerenotsotrue。ButInothingdoubt,Robin,thatifRichardcouldhearyourfriar,andseeyouandyourlady,asInowdo,thereisnotamaninEnglandwhomhewouldtakebythehandmorecordiallythanyourself。"
"Gramercy,sirknight,"saidRobin————ButhisspeechwascutshortbyLittleJohncalling,"Hark!"
Alllistened。Adistanttramplingofhorseswasheard。
Thesoundsapproachedrapidly,andatlengthagroupofhorsemenglitteringinholydaydresseswasvisibleamongthetrees。
"God’smylife!"saidRobin,"whatmeansthis?Toarms,mymerrymenall。"
"Noarms,Robin,"saidtheforemosthorseman,ridingupandspringingfromhissaddle:"haveyouforgottenSirWilliamoftheLee?"
"No,bymyfay,"saidRobin;"andrightwelcomeagaintoSherwood。"
LittleJohnbustledtore-arraythedisorganisedeconomyofthetable,andreplacethedilapidationsoftheprovender。
"Icomelate,Robin,"saidSirWilliam,"butIcamebyawrestling,whereIfoundagoodyeomanwrongfullybesetbyacrowdofsturdyvarlets,andIstaidtodohimright。"
"Ithanktheeforthat,inGod’sname,"saidRobin,"asifthygoodservicehadbeentomyself。"
"Andhere,"saidtheknight,"isthyfourhundredpound;
andmymenhavebroughttheeanhundredbowsandasmanywell-furnishedquivers;whichIbeseechtheetoreceiveandtouseasapoortokenofmygratefulkindnesstothee:
formeandmywifeandchildrendidstthouredeemfrombeggary。"
"Thybowsandarrows,"saidRobin,"willIjoyfullyreceive:
butofthymoney,notapenny。Itispaidalready。
MyLady,whowasthysecurity,hathsentitmeforthee。"
SirWilliampressed,butRobinwasinflexible。
"Itispaid,"saidRobin,"asthisgoodknightcantestify,whosawmyLady’smessengerdepartbutnow。"
SirWilliamlookedroundtothestrangerknight,andinstantlyfellonhisknee,saying,"GodsaveKingRichard。"
Theforesters,friarandall,droppedontheirkneestogether,andrepeatedinchorus:"GodsaveKingRichard。"
"Rise,rise,"saidRichard,smiling:"Robiniskinghere,ashisladyhathshown。Ihaveheardmuchofthee,Robin,bothofthypresentandthyformerstate。Andthis,thyfairforest-queen,is,iftalessaytrue,theladyMatildaFitzwater。"
Mariansignedacknowledgment。
"Yourfather,"saidtheking,"hasapprovedhisfidelitytome,bythelossofhislands,whichthenewnessofmyreturn,andmanypubliccares,havenotyetgivenmetimetorestore:
butthisjusticeshallbedonetohim,andtotheealso,Robin,ifthouwiltleavethyforest-lifeandresumethyearldom,andbeapeerofCoeur-de-Lion:forbraverheartandjusterhandIneveryetfound。"
Robinlookedroundonhismen。
"Yourfollowers,"saidtheking,"shallhavefreepardon,andsuchofthemasthouwiltpartwithshallhavemaintenancefromme;
andifeverIconfesstopriest,itshallbetothyfriar。"
"Gramercytoyourmajesty,"saidthefriar;"andmyinflictionsshallbeflasksofcanary;andifthenumberbe(asingravecasesImay,peradventure,makeit)toogreatforonefrailmortality,Iwillrelieveyoubyvicariouspenance,andpourdownmyownthroattheredundancyoftheburden。"
Robinandhisfollowersembracedtheking’sproposal。
AjoyfulmeetingsoonfollowedwiththebaronandSirGuyofGamwell:
andRichardhimselfhonouredwithhisownpresenceaformalsolemnizationofthenuptialsofourlovers,whomheconstantlydistinguishedwithhispeculiarregard。
Thefriarcouldnotsay,Farewelltotheforest,withoutsomethingofaheavyheart:andhesangasheturnedhisbackuponitsbounds,occasionallyrevertinghishead:
Yewoods,thatoftatsultrynoonHaveo’ermespreadyourmessyshade:
Yegushingstreams,whosemurmuredtuneHasinmyearsweetmusicmade,While,wherethedancingpebblesshowDeepintherestlessfountain-poolThegelidwater’supwardflow,Mysecondflaskwaslaidtocool:
Yepleasantsightsofleafandflower:
Yepleasantsoundsofbirdandbee:
Yesportsofdeerinsylvanbower:
Yefeastsbeneaththegreenwoodtree:
Yebaskingsinthevernalsun:
Yeslumbersinthesummerdell:
Yetrophiesthatthisarmhaswon:
Andmustyehearyourfriar’sfarewell?
Butthefriar’sfarewellwasnotdestinedtobeeternal。
HewasdomiciledasthefamilyconfessoroftheearlandcountessofHuntingdon,wholedadiscreetandcourtlylife,andkeptupoldhospitalityinallitsmunificence,tillthedeathofKingRichardandtheusurpationofJohn,byplacingtheirenemyinpower,compelledthemtoreturntotheirgreenwoodsovereignty;which,itisprobable,theywouldhavebeforedonefromchoice,iftheirloveofsylvanlibertyhadnotbeencounteractedbytheirdesiretoretainthefriendshipofCoeur-de-Lion。Theiroldandtriedadherents,thefriaramongtheforemost,flockedagainroundtheirforest-banner;
andinmerrySherwoodtheylonglivedtogether,theladystillretainingherformernameofMaidMarian,thoughtheappellationwasthenasmuchamisnomerasthatofLittleJohn。