CONTENTS
  TheChronicleoftheDrum。PartI
  PartII
  Abd-el-KaderatToulon;or,TheCagedHawkTheKingofBrentford’sTestamentTheWhiteSquallPegofLimavaddyMay-DayOdeTheBalladofBouillabaisseTheMahoganyTreeTheYankeeVolunteersThePenandtheAlbumMrs。Katherine’sLanternLucy’sBirthdayTheCane-Bottom’dChairPiscatorandPiscatrixTheRoseuponmyBalconyRonsardtohisMistressAttheChurchGateTheAgeofWisdomSorrowsofWertherADoeintheCityTheLastofMay"Ah,BleakandBarrenwastheMoor"
  SongoftheVioletFairyDaysPocahontasFromPocahontasLOVE-SONGSMADEEASY:——
  WhatmakesmyHearttoThrillandGlow?
  TheGhazul,or,OrientalLove-Song:——
  TheRocksTheMerryBardTheCaiqueMyNoraToMarySerenadeTheMinaretBellsCometotheGreenwoodTreeFIVEGERMANDITTIES:——
  ATragicStoryTheChapletTheKingontheTowerOnaveryOldWomanACredoFOURIMITATIONSOFBERANGER:——
  LeRoid’YvetotTheKingofYvetotTheKingofBrentfordLeGrenierTheGarretRogerBontempsJollyJackIMITATIONOFHORACE:——
  TohisServingBoyAdMinistramOLDFRIENDSWITHNEWFACES:——
  TheKnightlyGuerdonTheAlmack’sAdieuWhentheGloomisontheGlen。
  TheRedFlagDearJackCommandersoftheFaithfulWhenMoonlikeoretheHazureSeasKingCanuteFriar’sSongAtraCuraRequiescatLinesuponmySister’sPortraitTheLegendofSt。SophiaofKioffTitmarsh’sCarmenLillienseTheWillow-TreeTheWillow-Tree(anotherversion)
  LYRAHIBERNICA:——
  ThePimlicoPavilionTheCrystalPalaceMolony’sLamentMr。Molony’sAccountoftheBallgiventotheNepauleseAmbassadorbythePeninsularandOrientalCompanyTheBattleofLimerickLarryO’TooleTheRoseofFloraTheLastIrishGrievanceTHEBALLADSOFPOLICEMANX。:——
  TheWofleNewBalladofJaneRoneyandMaryBrownTheThreeChristmasWaitsLinesonaLateHospiciousEwentTheBalladofElizaDavisDamages,TwoHundredPoundsTheKnightandtheLadyJacobHomnium’sHossTheSpeculatorsAWoefulNewBalladoftheProtestantConspiracytotakethePope’sLifeTheLamentableBalladoftheFoundlingofShoreditchTheOrganBoy’sAppealLittleBilleeTheEndofthePlayVanitasVanitatumBALLADS。
  THECHRONICLEOFTHEDRUM。
  PARTI。
  AtParis,hardbytheMainebarriers,Whoeverwillchoosetorepair,Midstadozenofwooden-leggedwarriorsMayhaplyfallinwitholdPierre。
  OnthesunshinybenchofatavernHesitsandhepratesofoldwars,AndmoistenshispipeoftobaccoWithadrinkthatisnamedafterMars。
  Thebeermakeshistonguerunthequicker,Andaslongashistapneverfails,ThusoverhisfavoriteliquorOldPeterwilltellhisoldtales。
  Sayshe,"Inmylife’sninetysummersStrangechangesandchancesI’veseen,——
  Sohere’stoallgentlemendrummersThateverhavethump’donaskin。
  "BroughtupintheartmilitaryForfourgenerationsweare;
  Myancestorsdrumm’dforKingHarry,TheHuguenotladofNavarre。
  AndaseachmaninlifehashisstationAccordingasFortunemayfix,WhileCondewaswavingthebaton,Mygrandsirewastrollingthesticks。
  "Ah!thosewerethedaysforcommanders!
  Whatgloriesmygrandfatherwon,Erebigots,andlackeys,andpandersThefortunesofFrancehadundone!
  InGermany,Flanders,andHolland,——
  Whatfoemanresistedusthen?
  No;mygrandsirewasevervictorious,MygrandsireandMonsieurTurenne。
  "Hedied:andournoblebattalionsThejadefickleFortuneforsook;
  AndatBlenheim,inspiteofourvaliance,ThevictorylaywithMalbrook。
  ThenewsitwasbroughttoKingLouis;
  Corbleu!howhisMajestysworeWhenheheardtheyhadtakenmygrandsire:
  Andtwelvethousandgentlemenmore。
  "AtNamur,Ramillies,andMalplaquetWereweposted,onplainorintrench:
  MalbrookonlyneedtoattackitAndawayfromhimscamper’dweFrench。
  Cheerup!’tisnousetobeglum,boys,——
  ’Tiswritten,sincefightingbegun,Thatsometimeswefightandweconquer,Andsometimeswefightandwerun。
  "Tofightandtorunwasourfate:
  Ourfortuneandfamehaddeparted。
  Andsoperish’dLouistheGreat,——
  Old,lonely,andhalfbroken-hearted。
  Hiscoffintheypeltedwithmud,Hisbodytheytriedtolayhandson;
  AndsohavingburiedKingLouisTheyloyallyservedhisgreat-grandson。
  "GodsavethebelovedKingLouis!
  (Forsohewasnicknamedbysome,)
  AndnowcamemyfathertodohisKing’sordersandbeatonthedrum。
  Mygrandsirewasdead,buthisbonesMusthaveshakenI’mcertainforjoy,ToheardaddydrummingtheEnglishFromthemeadowsoffamedFontenoy。
  "SowelldidhedruminthatbattleThattheenemyshow’dustheirbacks;
  Corbleu!itwaspleasanttorattleThesticksandtofollowoldSaxe!
  WenexthadSoubiseasaleader,Andasluckhathitschangesandfits,AtRossbach,inspiteofdad’sdrumming,’TissaidwewerebeatenbyFritz。
  "Andnowdaddycross’dtheAtlantic,TodrumforMontcalmandhismen;
  Morbleu!butitmakesamanfranticTothinkwewerebeatenagain!
  Mydaddyhecross’dthewideocean,Mymotherbroughtmeonherneck,Andwecameintheyearfifty-sevenToguardthegoodtownofQuebec。
  "Intheyearfifty-ninecametheBritons,——
  FullwellIremembertheday,——
  Theyknockedatourgatesforadmittance,Theirvesselsweremoor’dinourbay。
  Saysourgeneral,’DrivemeyonredcoatsAwaytotheseawhencetheycome!’
  SowemarchedagainstWolfeandhisbull-dogs,Wemarchedatthesoundofthedrum。
  "IthinkIcanseemypoormammyWithmeinherhandasshewaits,Andourregiment,slowlyretreating,Poursbackthroughthecitadelgates。
  Dearmammyshelooksintheirfaces,Andasksifherhusbandiscome?
  ——Heislyingallcoldontheglacis,Andwillnevermorebeatonthedrum。
  "Come,drink,’tisnousetobeglum,boys,Hediedlikeasoldieringlory;
  Here’saglasstothehealthofalldrum-boys,AndnowI’llcommencemyownstory。
  Oncemoredidwecrossthesaltocean,Wecameintheyeareighty-one;
  AndthewrongsofmyfatherthedrummerWereavengedbythedrummerhisson。
  "InChesapeakeBaywewerelanded。
  InvainstrovetheBritishtopass:
  Rochambeauourarmiescommanded,OurshipstheywereledbyDeGrasse。
  Morbleu!HowIrattledthedrumsticksThedaywemarch’dintoYorktown;
  Tenthousandofbeef-eatingBritishTheirweaponswecausedtolaydown。
  "Thenhomewardsreturningvictorious,Inpeacetoourcountrywecame,AndwerethankedforourgloriousactionsByLouisSixteenthofthename。
  WhatdrummeronearthcouldbeprouderThanI,whileIdrumm’datVersaillesTothelovelycourtladiesinpowder,Andlappets,andlongsatin-tails?
  "ThePrincesthatdaypass’dbeforeus,Ourcountrymen’sgloryandhope;
  Monsieur,whowaslearnedinHorace,D’Artois,whocoulddancethetightrope。
  OnenightwekeptguardfortheQueenAtherMajesty’sopera-box,WhiletheKing,thatmajesticalmonarch,Satfilingathomeathislocks。
  "Yes,Idrumm’dforthefairAntoinette,Andsosmilingshelook’dandsotender,Thatourofficers,privates,anddrummers,Allvow’dtheywoulddietodefendher。
  Butshecarednotforushonestfellows,Whofoughtandwhobledinherwars,Shesneer’datourgallantRochambeau,AndturnedLafayetteoutofdoors。
  "Ventrebleu!thenIsworeagreatoath,Nomoretosuchtyrantstokneel。
  Andsojusttokeepupmydrumming,OnedayIdrumm’ddowntheBastille。
  Ho,landlord!astoupoffreshwine。
  Come,comrades,abumperwe’lltry,Anddrinktotheyeareighty-nineAndthegloriousfourthofJuly!
  "Thenbravelyourcannonitthunder’dAsonwardsourpatriotsbore。
  Ourenemieswerebutahundred,Andwetwentythousandormore。
  TheycarriedthenewstoKingLouis。
  Hehearditascalmasyouplease,And,likeamajesticalmonarch,Keptfilinghislocksandhiskeys。
  "Weshow’dourrepublicancourage,Westorm’dandwebrokethegreatgatein,Andwemurder’dtheinsolentgovernorFordaringtokeepusa-waiting。
  Lambescandhissquadronsstoodby:
  Theyneverstirr’dfingerorthumb。
  ThesaucyaristocratstrembledAstheyheardtherepublicandrum。
  "Hurrah!whatastormwasa-brewing:
  Thedayofourvengeancewascome!
  ThroughscenesofwhatcarnageandruinDidIbeatonthepatriotdrum!
  Let’sdrinktothefamedtenthofAugust:
  AtmidnightIbeatthetattoo,AndwokeupthePikemenofParisTofollowtheboldBarbaroux。
  "Withpikes,andwithshouts,andwithtorchesMarch’donwardsourdustybattalions,AndwegirtthetallcastleofLouis,Amillionoftatterdemalions!
  Westorm’dthefairgardenswheretower’dThewallsofhisheritagesplendid。
  Ah,shameonhim,cravenandcoward,Thathadnotthehearttodefendit!
  "Withthecrownofhissiresonhishead,Hisnoblesandknightsbyhisside,Atthefootofhisancestors’palace’Twereeasy,methinks,tohavedied。
  Butno:whenweburstthroughhisbarriers,Midheapsofthedyinganddead,Invainthroughthechamberswesoughthim——
  Hehadturn’dlikeacravenandfled……
  "YouallknowthePlacedelaConcorde?
  ’TishardbytheTuileriewall。
  Midterraces,fountains,andstatues,Thererisesanobelisktall。
  Thererisesanobelisktall,Allgarnish’dandgildedthebaseis:
  ’TissurelythegayestofallOurbeautifulcity’sgayplaces。
  "Arounditaregardensandflowers,AndtheCitiesofFranceontheirthrones,Eachcrown’dwithhiscircletofflowersSitswatchingthisbiggestofstones!
  Ilovetogositinthesunthere,Theflowersandfountainstosee,AndtothinkofthedeedsthatweredonethereInthegloriousyearninety-three。
  "’TwasherestoodtheAltarofFreedom;
  AndthoughneithermarblenorgildingWasusedinthosedaystoadornOursimplerepublicanbuilding,Corbleu!buttheMEREGUILLOTINE
  Caredlittleforsplendororshow,Soyougaveheranaxeandabeam,Andaplankandabasketorso。
  "Awful,andproud,anderect,Heresatourrepublicangoddess。
  Eachmorninghertablewedeck’dWithdaintyaristocrats’bodies。
  ThepeopleeachdayflockedaroundAsshesatathermeatandherwine:
  ’TwasalwaystheuseofournationTowitnessthesovereigndine。
  "Youngvirginswithfairgoldentresses,Oldsilver-hair’dprelatesandpriests,Dukes,marquises,barons,princesses,Weresplendidlyservedatherfeasts。
  Ventrebleu!butwepamper’dourogressWiththebestthatournationcouldbring,Anddaintyshegrewinherprogress,AndcalledfortheheadofaKing!
  "ShecalledforthebloodofourKing,Andstraightfromhisprisonwedrewhim;
  Andtoherwithshoutingweledhim,Andtookhim,andboundhim,andslewhim。
  ’ThemonarchsofEuropeagainstmeHaveplottedagodlessallianceI’llflingthemtheheadofKingLouis,’
  Shesaid,’asmygageofdefiance。’
  "Iseehimasnow,foramoment,Awayfromhisjailershebroke;
  Andstoodatthefootofthescaffold,Andlinger’d,andfainwouldhavespoke。
  ’Ho,drummer!quick!silenceyonCapet,’
  SaysSanterre,’withabeatofyourdrum。’
  LustilythendidItapit,AndthesonofSaintLouiswasdumb。
  PARTII。
  "ThegloriousdaysofSeptemberSawmanyaristocratsfall;
  ’TwasthenthatourpikesdrunkthebloodInthebeautifulbreastofLamballe。
  Pardi,’twasabeautifullady!
  Iseldomhavelookedonherlike;
  AndIdrumm’dforagallantprocession,Thatmarchedwithherheadonapike。
  "Let’sshowthepaleheadtotheQueen,Wesaid——she’llrememberitwell。
  Shelookedfromthebarsofherprison,Andshriek’dasshesawit,andfell。
  Wesetupashoutatherscreaming,Welaugh’datthefrightshehadshownAtthesightoftheheadofherminion;
  Howshe’dtrembletopartwithherown。
  "WehadtakentheheadofKingCapet,Wecalledforthebloodofhiswife;
  Undauntedshecametothescaffold,Andbaredherfairnecktotheknife。
  Asshefeltthefoulfingersthattouch’dher,Sheshrunk,butshedeignednottospeak:
  Shelook’dwitharoyaldisdain,Anddiedwithablushonhercheek!
  "’Twasthusthatourcountrywassaved;
  Sotoldusthesafetycommittee!
  Butpsha!I’vetheheartofasoldier,Allgentleness,mercy,andpity。
  Iloathedtoassistatsuchdeeds,AndmydrumbeatitsloudestoftunesAsweofferedtojusticeoffendedThebloodofthebloodytribunes。
  "Awaywithsuchfoulrecollections!
  Nomoreoftheaxeandtheblock;
  Isawthelastfightofthesections,Astheyfell’neathourgunsatSaintRock。
  YoungBONAPARTEledusthatday;
  WhenhesoughttheItalianfrontier,Ifollow’dmygallantyoungcaptain,Ifollow’dhimmanyalongyear。
  "Wecametoanarmyinrags,OurgeneralwasbutaboyWhenwefirstsawtheAustrianflagsFlauntproudinthefieldsofSavoy。
  Inthegloriousyearninety-six,Wemarch’dtothebanksofthePo;
  Icarriedmydrumandmysticks,AndwelaidtheproudAustrianlow。
  "Intriumphweenter’dMilan,WeseizedontheMantuankeys;
  ThetroopsoftheEmperorran,AndthePopehetelldownonhisknees。——
  Pierre’scomradesherecall’dafreshbottle,Andclubbingtogethertheirwealth,TheydranktotheArmyofItaly,AndGeneralBonaparte’shealth。
  Thedrummernowbaredhisoldbreast,Andshow’dusaplentyofscars,RudepresentsthatFortunehadmadehim,Infiftyvictoriouswars。
  "ThiscamewhenIfollow’dboldKleber——
  ’TwasshotbyaMamelukegun;
  AndthisfromanAustriansabre,WhenthefieldofMarengowaswon。
  "Myforeheadhasmanydeepfurrows,Butthisisthedeepestofall:
  ABrunswickermadeitatJena,BesidethefairriverofSaal。
  Thiscross,’twastheEmperorgaveit;
  (Godblesshim!)itcoversablow;
  IhaditatAusterlitzfight,AsIbeatonmydruminthesnow。
  "’Twasthusthatweconquer’dandfought;
  Butwhereforecontinuethestory?
  There’sneverababyinFranceButhasheardofourchiefandourglory,——
  Buthasheardofourchiefandourfame,Hissorrowsandtriumphscantell,HowbravelyNapoleonconquer’d,Howbravelyandsadlyhefell。
  "Itmakesmyoldhearttobeathigher,TothinkofthedeedsthatIsaw;
  Ifollow’dboldNeythroughthefire,AndchargedatthesideofMurat。"
  AndsodidoldPetercontinueHisstoryoftwentybraveyears;
  Hisaudiencefollow’dwithcomments——
  Rudecommentsofcursesandtears。
  HetoldhowthePrussiansinvainHaddiedindefenceoftheirland;
  Hisaudiencelaugh’datthestory,Andvow’dthattheircaptainwasgrand!
  HehadfoughttheredEnglish,hesaid,InmanyabattleofSpain;
  TheycursedtheredEnglish,andprayedTomeetthemandfightthemagain。
  HetoldthemhowRussiawaslost,Hadwinternotdriventhemback;
  Andhiscompanycursedthequickfrost,AnddoublytheycursedtheCossack。
  Hetoldhowthestrangerarrived;
  Theyweptatthetaleofdisgrace:
  Andtheylong’dbutforonebattlemore,Thestainoftheirshametoefface!
  "Ourcountrytheirhordesoverrun,WefledtothefieldsofChampagne,Andfoughtthem,thoughtwentytoone,Andbeatthemagainandagain!
  Ourwarriorwasconquer’datlast;
  Theybadehimhiscrowntoresign;
  TofateandhiscountryheyieldedTherightsofhimselfandhisline。
  "Hecame,andamongushestood,Aroundhimwepress’dinathrong:
  Wecouldnotregardhimforweeping,Whohadledusandlovedussolong。
  ’Ihaveledyoufortwentylongyears,’
  Napoleonsaid,erehewent’WhereverwashonorIfoundyou,Andwithyou,mysons,amcontent!
  "’ThoughEuropeagainstmewasarm’d,Yourchiefsandmypeoplearetrue;
  Istillmighthavestruggledwithfortune,AndbaffledallEuropewithyou。
  "’ButFrancewouldhavesuffer’dthewhile,’TisbestthatIsufferalone;
  Igotomyplaceofexile,Towriteofthedeedswehavedone。
  "’Betruetothekingthattheygiveyou,Wemaynotembraceerewepart;
  But,General,reachmeyourhand,Andpressme,Ipray,toyourheart。’
  "Hecalledforourbattlestandard;
  Onekisstotheeaglehegave。
  ’Deareagle!’hesaid,’maythiskissLongsoundintheheartsofthebrave!’
  ’TwasthusthatNapoleonleftus;
  Ourpeoplewereweepingandmute,Ashepass’dthroughthelinesofhisguard,Andourdrumsbeatthenotesofsalute……
  "Ilook’dwhenthedrummingwaso’er,Ilook’d,butourherowasgone;
  Weweredestinedtoseehimoncemore,WhenwefoughtontheMountofSt。John。
  TheEmperorrodethroughourfiles;
  ’TwasJune,andafairSundaymorn;
  ThelinesofourwarriorsformilesStretch’dwidethroughtheWaterloocorn。
  "Inthousandswestoodontheplain,Thered-coatswerecrowningtheheight;
  ’GoscatteryonEnglish,’hesaid;
  ’We’llsup,lads,atBrusselstonight。’
  Weansweredhisvoicewithashout;
  Oureagleswerebrightinthesun;
  Ourdrumsandourcannonspokeout,Andthethunderingbattlebegun。
  "Onechargetoanothersucceeds,Likewavesthatahurricanebears;
  AlldaydoourgallopingsteedsDashfierceontheenemy’ssquares。
  Atnoonwebeganthefellonset:
  WechargeduptheEnglishman’shill;
  Andmadlywechargeditatsunset——
  Hisbannerswerefloatingtherestill。
  "——Goto!Iwilltellyounomore;
  Youknowhowthebattlewaslost。
  Ho!fetchmeabeakerofwine,And,comrades,I’llgiveyouatoast。
  I’llgiveyouacurseonalltraitors,WhoplottedourEmperor’sruin;
  Andacurseonthosered-coatedEnglish,Whosebayonetshelp’dourundoing。
  "AcurseonthoseBritishassassins,Whoorder’dtheslaughterofNey;
  AcurseonSirHudson,whotorturedThelifeofourheroaway。
  AcurseonallRussians——Ihatethem——
  OnallPrussianandAustrianfry;
  Andoh!butIpraywemaymeetthem,AndfightthemagainereIdie。"
  ’TwasthusoldPeterdidconcludeHischroniclewithcursesfit。
  Hespokethetaleinaccentsrude,InruderverseIcopiedit。
  Perhapsthetaleamoralbears,(Alltalesintimetothismustcome,)
  ThestoryoftwohundredyearsWritontheparchmentofadrum。
  WhatPetertoldwithdrumandstick,Isendlessthemeforpoet’spen:
  Isfoundinendlessquartosthick,Enormousbooksbylearnedmen。
  Andeversincehistorianwrit,Andeversinceabardcouldsing,DotheachexaltwithallhiswitThenobleartofmurdering。
  Welovetoreadthegloriouspage,HowboldAchilleskill’dhisfoe:
  AndTurnus,fell’dbyTrojans’rage,Wenthowlingtotheshadesbelow。
  HowGodfreyledhisred-crossknights,HowmadOrlandoslash’dandslew;
  There’snotasinglebardthatwritesButdoththegloriousthemerenew。
  Andwhile,infashionpicturesque,Thepoetrhymesofbloodandblows,ThegravehistorianathisdeskDescribesthesameinclassicprose。
  GoreadtheworksofReverendCox,You’lldulyseerecordedthereThehistoryoftheself-sameknocksHereroughlysungbyDrummerPierre。
  Ofbattlesfierceandwarriorsbig,Hewritesinphrasesdullandslow,Andwaveshiscauliflowerwig,Andshouts"SaintGeorgeforMarlborow!"
  TakeDoctorSoutheyfromtheshelf,AnLL。D,——apeacefulman;
  GoodLord,howdothheplumehimselfBecausewebeattheCorsican!
  FromfirsttolasthispageisfilledWithstirringtaleshowblowswerestruck。
  HeshowshowwetheFrenchmenkill’d,AndpraisesGodforourgoodluck。
  Somehints,’tistrue,ofpoliticsThedoctorsgiveandstatesman’sart:
  Pierreonlybangshisdrumandsticks,Andunderstandsthebloodypart。
  Hecaresnotwhatthecausemaybe,Heisnotniceforwrongandright;
  Butshowhimwhere’stheenemy,Heonlyaskstodrumandfight。
  Theybidhimfight,——perhapshewins。
  Andwhenhetellsthestoryo’er,Thehonestsavagebragsandgrins,Andonlylongstofightoncemore。
  Butluckmaychange,andvalorfail,Ourdrummer,Peter,meetreverse,Andwithamoralpointshistale——
  Theendofallsuchtales——acurse。
  Lastyear,mylove,itwasmyhapBehindagrenadiertobe,And,butheworeahairycap,Notallerman,methinks,thanme。
  PrinceAlbertandtheQueen,Godwot,(Beblessingsonthegloriouspair!)
  Beforeuspassed,Isawthemnot,Ionlysawacapofhair。
  YourorthodoxhistorianputsInforemostrankthesoldierthus,Thered-coatbullyinhisboots,Thathidesthemarchofmenfromus。
  Heputshimthereinforemostrank,Youwonderathiscapofhair:
  Youhearhissabre’scursedclank,Hisspursarejinglingeverywhere。
  Goto!Ihatehimandhistrade:
  Whobadeussotocringeandbend,AndallGod’speacefulpeoplemadeTosuchashimsubservient?
  TellmewhatfindwetoadmireInepauletsandscarletcoats。
  Inmen,becausetheyloadandfire,Andknowtheartofcuttingthroats?……
  Ah,gentle,tenderladymine!
  Thewinterwindblowscoldandshrill,Come,fillmeonemoreglassofwine,Andgivethesillyfoolstheirwill。
  Andwhatcareweforwarandwrack,Howkingsandheroesriseandfall;
  Lookyonder,*inhiscoffinblack,Thereliesthegreatestofthemall!
  Topluckhimdown,andkeephimup,Diedmanymillionhumansouls;
  ’Tistwelveo’clock,andtimetosup,BidMaryheapthefirewithcoals。
  Hecapturedmanythousandguns;
  Hewrote"TheGreat"beforehisname;
  Anddying,onlylefthissonsTherecollectionofhisshame。
  Thoughmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Hediedwithoutaroodhisown;
  AndborrowedfromhisenemiesSixfootofgroundtolieupon。
  Hefoughtathousandgloriouswars,Andmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Andsomewherenow,inyonderstars,Cantell,mayhap,whatgreatnessis。
  1841。
  *ThisballadwaswrittenatParisatthetimeoftheSecondFuneralofNapoleon。
  ABD-EL-KADERATTOULON。
  OR,THECAGEDHAWK。
  Nomore,thoulitheandlong-wingedhawk,ofdesert-lifeforthee;
  Nomoreacrossthesultrysandsshaltthougoswoopingfree:
  Bluntidletalons,idlebeak,withspurningofthychain,Shatteragainstthycagethewingthoune’ermay’stspreadagain。
  Long,sittingbytheirwatchfires,shalltheKabylestellthetaleOfthydashfromBenHalifaonthefatMetidjavale;
  Howthouswept’stthedesertover,bearingdownthewildElRiff,FromeasternBeniSalahtowesternOuadShelif;
  Howthywhiteburnouswelitstreaming,likethestorm-racko’erthesea,WhenthourodestinthevanwardoftheMoorishchivalry;
  Howthyrazziawasawhirlwind,thyonsetasimoom,Howthysword-sweepwasthelightning,dealingdeathfromoutthegloom!
  Norlessquicktoslayinbattlethaninpeacetospareandsave,Ofbravemenwisestcouncillor,ofwisecouncillorsmostbrave;
  Howtheeyethatflasheddestructioncouldbeamgentlenessandlove,Howlionintheematedlamb,howeaglemateddove!
  Availednotorsteelorshot’gainstthatcharmedlifesecure,TillcunningFrance,inlastresource,tossedupthegoldenlure;
  Andthecarrionbuzzardsroundhimstooped,faithless,tothecast,Andthewildhawkofthedesertiscaughtandcagedatlast。
  Weep,maidensofZerifah,abovetheladenloom!
  Scar,chieftainsofAlElmah,yourcheeksingriefandgloom!
  SonsoftheBeniSnazam,throwdowntheuselesslance,AndstoopyournecksandbareyourbackstoyokeandscourgeofFrance!
  Twasnotinfighttheyborehimdown;henevercriedaman;
  HeneversankhisswordbeforethePRINCEOFFRANGHISTAN;
  Butwithtraitorsallaroundhim,hisstaruponthewane,HeheardthevoiceofALLAH,andhewouldnotstriveinvain。
  Theygavehimwhatheaskedthem;fromkingtokinghespake,Asonethatplightedwordandsealnotknowethhowtobreak;
  "Letmepassfromoutmydeserts,be’tmineownchoicewheretogo,Ibrooknofetteredlifetolive,acaptiveandashow。"
  Andtheypromised,andhetrustedthem,andproudandcalmhecame,Uponhisblackmareriding,girtwithhisswordoffame。
  Goodsteed,goodsword,herenderedbothuntotheFrankishthrong;
  Heknewthemfalseandfickle——butaPrince’swordisstrong。
  Howhavetheykepttheirpromise?Turnedtheythevessel’sprowUntoAcre,Alexandria,astheyhavesworne’ennow?
  Notso:fromOrannorthwardsthewhitesailsgleamandglance,AndthewildhawkofthedesertisborneawaytoFrance!
  WhereToulon’swhite-walledlazaretlookssouthwardo’erthewave,SitshethattrustedinthewordasonofLouisgave。
  Onoblefaithofnobleheart!Andwasthewarningvain,ThetextwritbytheBOURBONintheblurredblackbookofSpain?
  Theyhaveneedoftheetogazeon,theyhaveneedoftheetograceThetriumphofthePrince,togildthepinchbeckoftheirrace。
  Wordsarebutwind,conditionsmustbeconstruedbyGUIZOT;
  Dashoutthyheart,thoudeserthawk,erethouartmadeashow!
  THEKINGOFBRENTFORD’STESTAMENT。
  ThenobleKingofBrentfordWasoldandverysick,Hesummon’dhisphysiciansTowaituponhimquick;
  Theystepp’dintotheircoachesAndbroughttheirbestphysick。
  Theycramm’dtheirgraciousmasterWithpotionandwithpill;
  Theydrench’dhimandtheybledhim;
  Theycouldnotcurehisill。
  "Gofetch,"sayshe,"mylawyer,I’dbettermakemywill。"
  Themonarch’sroyalmandateThelawyerdidobey;
  Thethoughtofsix-and-eightpenceDidmakehisheartfullgay。
  "Whatis’t,"sayshe,"yourMajestyWouldwishofmeto-day?"
  "Thedoctorshavebelabor’dmeWithpotionandwithpill:
  Myhoursoflifearecounted,Omanoftapeandquill!
  Sitdownandmendapenortwo,Iwanttomakemywill。
  "O’erallthelandofBrentfordI’mlord,andekeofKew:
  I’vethree-per-centsandfive-per-cents;
  Mydebtsarebutafew;
  AndtoinheritaftermeIhavebutchildrentwo。
  PrinceThomasismyeldestson,AsoberPrinceishe,Andfromthedaywebreech’dhimTillnow,he’stwenty-three,HenevercauseddisquietTohispoorMammaorme。
  "Atschooltheyneverflogg’dhim,Atcollege,thoughnotfast,Yethislittle-goandgreat-goHecreditablypass’d,Andmadehisyear’sallowanceForeighteenmonthstolast。
  "Heneverowedashilling。
  Wentneverdrunktobed,HehasnottwoideasWithinhishonesthead——
  InallrespectshediffersFrommysecondson,PrinceNed。
  "WhenTomhashalfhisincomeLaidbyattheyear’send,PoorNedhasne’erastiverThatrightlyhemayspend,Butspongesonatradesman,Orborrowsfromafriend。
  "WhileTomhislegalstudiesMostsoberlypursues,PoorNedmostpasshismorningsA-dawdlingwiththeMuse:
  WhileTomfrequentshisbanker,YoungNedfrequentstheJews。
  "Neddrivesaboutinbuggies,Tomsometimestakesa’bus;
  Ah,cruelfate,whymadeyouMychildrendifferthus?
  WhymakeofTomaDULLARD,AndNedaGENIUS?"
  "You’llcuthimwithashilling,"
  Exclaimedthemanofwits:
  "I’llleavemywealth,"saidBrentford,"SirLawyer,asbefits;
  AndportionboththeirfortunesUntotheirseveralwits。"
  "YourGraceknowsbest,"thelawyersaid"OnyourcommandsIwait。"
  "Besilent,Sir,"saysBrentford,"Aplagueuponyourprate!
  Cometakeyourpenandpaper,AndwriteasIdictate。"
  ThewillasBrentfordspokeitWaswritandsignedandclosed;
  Hebadethelawyerleavehim,Andturn’dhimroundanddozed;
  AndnextweekinthechurchyardThegoodoldKingreposed。
  Tom,dressedincrapeandhatband,Ofmournerswasthechief;
  Inbitterself-upbraidingsPoorEdwardshowedhisgrief:
  TomhidhisfatwhitecountenanceInhispocket-handkerchief。
  Ned’seyeswerefullofweeping,Hefalter’dinhiswalk;
  Tomnevershedatear,Butonwardshedidstalk,Aspompous,black,andsolemn,Asanycatafalque。
  AndwhenthebonesofBrentford——
  Thatgentlekingandjust——
  WithbellandbookandcandleWeredulylaidindust,"Now,gentleman,"saysThomas,"Letbusinessbediscussed。
  "WhenlateoursirebelovedWastakendeadlyill,SirLawyer,youattendedhim(Imeantotaxyourbill);
  And,asyousignedandwroteit,Ipritheereadthewill。"
  Thelawyerwipedhisspectacles,Anddrewtheparchmentout;
  AndalltheBrentfordfamilySateagerroundabout:
  PoorNedwassomewhatanxious,ButTomhadne’eradoubt。
  "Myson,asImakereadyToseekmylastlonghome,SomecaresIhadforNeddy,Butnoneforthee,myTom:
  SobrietyandorderYoune’erdepartedfrom。
  "Nedhathabrilliantgenius,Andthouaploddingbrain;
  OntheeIthinkwithpleasure,Onhimwithdoubtandpain。"
  ("Yousee,goodNed,"saysThomas,"Whathethoughtaboutustwain。"
  "Thoughsmallwasyourallowance,Yousavedalittlestore;
  AndthosewhosavealittleShallgetaplentymore。"
  Asthelawyerreadthiscompliment,Tom’seyeswererunningo’er。
  "Thetortoiseandthehare,Tom,Setout,ateachhispace;
  Thehareitwasthefleeter,Thetortoisewontherace;
  Andsincetheworld’sbeginningThiseverwasthecase。
  "Ned’sgenius,blitheandsinging,Stepsgaylyo’ertheground;
  AssteadilyyoutrudgeitHeclearsitwithabound;
  Butdulnesshasstoutlegs,Tom,Andwindthat’swondroussound。
  "O’erfruitsandflowersalike,Tom,Youpasswithploddingfeet;
  Youheednotonenort’otherButonwardsgoyourbeat,WhilegeniusstopstoloiterWithallthathemaymeet;
  "Andeverashewanders,WillhaveapretextfineForsleepinginthemorning,Orloiteringtodine,Ordozingintheshade,Orbaskingintheshine。
  "Yourlittlesteadyeyes,Tom,ThoughnotsobrightasthoseThatrestlessroundabouthimHisflashinggeniusthrows,AreexcellentlysuitedTolookbeforeyournose。
  "Thankheaven,then,fortheblinkersItplacedbeforeyoureyes;
  Thestupidestareweakest,Thewittyarenotwise;
  Oh,blessyourgoodstupidity,Itisyourdearestprize!
  "Andthoughmylandsarewide,Andplentyismygold,StillbettergiftsfromNature,MyThomas,doyouhold——
  Abrainthat’sthickandheavy,Aheartthat’sdullandcold。
  "Toodulltofeeldepression,Toohardtoheeddistress,ToocoldtoyieldtopassionOrsillytenderness。
  Marchon——yourroadisopenTowealth,Tom,andsuccess。
  "Nedsinnethinextravagance,Andyouingreedylust。"
  ("I’faith,"saysNed,"ourfatherIslesspolitethanjust。")
  "Inyou,sonTom,I’veconfidence,ButNedIcannottrust。
  "Whereforemyleaseandcopyholds,Mylandsandtenements,Myparks,myfarms,andorchards,Myhousesandmyrents,MyDutchstockandmySpanishstock,Myfiveandthreepercents,"Ileavetoyou,myThomas"——
  ("What,all?"poorEdwardsaid。
  "Well,well,Ishouldhavespentthem,AndTom’saprudenthead")——
  "Ileavetoyou,myThomas,——
  ToyouinTRUSTforNed。"
  ThewrathandconsternationWhatpoete’ercouldtraceThatatthisfatalpassageCameo’erPrinceTomhisface;
  Thewonderofthecompany,AndhonestNed’samaze!
  "’Tissurelysomemistake,"
  Good-naturedlycriesNed;
  Thelawyeransweredgravely,"’TisevenasIsaid;
  ’TwasthushisgraciousMajestyOrdain’donhisdeath-bed。
  "See,herethewilliswitness’d,Andhere’shisautograph。"
  "Intruth,ourfather’swriting,"
  SaysEdward,withalaugh;
  "Butthoushaltnotbealoser,Tom,We’llshareithalfandhalf。"
  "Alas!mykindyounggentleman,Thissharingcannotbe;
  ’TiswritteninthetestamentThatBrentfordspoketome,’IdoforbidPrinceNedtogivePrinceTomahalfpenny。
  "’Hehathastoreofmoney,Butne’erwasknowntolendit;
  Heneverhelp’dhisbrother;
  Thepoorhene’erbefriended;
  HehathnoneedofpropertyWhoknowsnothowtospendit。
  "’PoorEdwardknowsbuthowtospend,AndthriftyTomtohoard;
  LetThomasbethestewardthen,AndEdwardbethelord;
  AndasthehonestlaborerIsworthyhisreward,"’IprayPrinceNed,mysecondson,Andmysuccessordear,TopaytohisintendantFivehundredpoundsayear;
  Andtothinkofhisoldfather,Andliveandmakegoodcheer。’"
  SuchwasoldBrentford’shonesttestament,Hediddevisehismoneysforthebest,AndliesinBrentfordchurchinpeacefulrest。
  PrinceEdwardlived,andmoneymadeandspent;
  Buthisgoodsirewaswrong,itisconfess’dTosayhisson,youngThomas,neverlent。
  Hedid。YoungThomaslentatinterest,Andnoblytookhistwenty-fivepercent。
  LongtimethefamousreignofNedenduredO’erChiswick,Fulham,Brentford,Putney,Kew,Butofextravagancehene’erwascured。
  Andwhenbothdied,asmortalmenwilldo,’TwascommonlyreportedthatthestewardWasverymuchthericherofthetwo。
  THEWHITESQUALL。
  Ondeck,beneaththeawning,Idozinglayandyawning;
  Itwasthegrayofdawning,Ereyetthesunarose;
  Andabovethefunnel’sroaring,Andthefitfulwind’sdeploring,IheardthecabinsnoringWithuniversalnose。
  Icouldhearthepassengerssnorting——
  Ienviedtheirdisporting——
  VainlyIwascourtingThepleasureofadoze!
  SoIlay,andwonderedwhylightCamenot,andwatchedthetwilight,Andtheglimmeroftheskylight,Thatshotacrossthedeck;
  Andthebinnaclepaleandsteady,Andthedullglimpseofthedead-eye,AndthesparksinfieryeddyThatwhirledfromthechimneyneck。
  InourjovialfloatingprisonTherewassleepfromforetomizzen,AndneverastarhadrisenThehazyskytospeck。
  Strangecompanyweharbored,We’dahundredJewstolarboard,Unwashed,uncombed,unbarbered——
  Jewsblack,andbrown,andgray;
  Withterroritwouldseizeye,Andmakeyoursoulsuneasy,ToseethoseRabbisgreasy,Whodidnaughtbutscratchandpray:
  Theirdirtychildrenpuking——
  Theirdirtysaucepanscooking——
  TheirdirtyfingershookingTheirswarmingfleasaway。
  Tostarboard,TurksandGreekswere——
  Whiskeredandbrowntheircheekswere——
  Enormouswidetheirbreekswere,Theirpipesdidpuffalway;
  EachonhismatallottedInsilencesmokedandsquatted,WhilstroundtheirchildrentrottedInpretty,pleasantplay。
  Hecan’tbutsmilewhotracesThesmilesonthosebrownfaces,Andthepretty,prattlinggracesOfthosesmallheathensgay。
  Andsothehourskepttolling,AndthroughtheoceanrollingWentthebrave"Iberia"bowlingBeforethebreakofday——
  WhenASQUALL,uponasudden,Cameo’erthewatersscudding;
  Andthecloudsbegantogather,Andtheseawaslashedtolather,Andtheloweringthundergrumbled,Andthelightningjumpedandtumbled,Andtheship,andalltheocean,Wokeupinwildcommotion。
  Thenthewindsetupahowling,Andthepoodledogayowling,Andthecocksbeganacrowing,Andtheoldcowraisedalowing,Assheheardthetempestblowing;
  Andfowlsandgeesedidcackle,AndthecordageandthetackleBegantoshriekandcrackle;
  Andthespraydashedo’erthefunnels,Anddownthedeckinrunnels;
  Andtherushingwatersoaksall,Fromtheseameninthefo’ksalTothestokerswhoseblackfacesPeeroutoftheirbed-places;
  Andthecaptainhewasbawling,Andthesailorspulling,hauling,Andthequarter-decktarpaulingWasshiveredinthesqualling;
  Andthepassengersawaken,Mostpitifullyshaken;
  Andthestewardjumpsup,andhastensForthenecessarybasins。
  ThentheGreekstheygroanedandquivered,Andtheyknelt,andmoaned,andshivered,Astheplungingwatersmetthem,Andsplashedandoversetthem;
  AndtheycallintheiremergenceUponcountlesssaintsandvirgins;
  Andtheirmarrowbonesarebended,Andtheythinktheworldisended。
  AndtheTurkishwomenfor’ardWerefrightenedandbehorror’d;
  Andshriekingandbewildering,Themothersclutchedtheirchildren;
  Themensung"Allah!Illah!
  MashallahBismillah!"
  AsthewarringwatersdousedthemAndsplashedthemandsousedthem,AndtheycalledupontheProphet,Andthoughtbutlittleofit。
  ThenallthefleasinJewryJumpedupandbitlikefury;
  AndtheprogenyofJacobDidonthemain-deckwakeup(IwotthosegreasyRabbinsWouldneverpayforcabins);
  AndeachmanmoanedandjabberedinHisfilthyJewishgaberdine,Inwoeandlamentation,Andhowlingconsternation。
  AndthesplashingwaterdrenchesTheirdirtybratsandwenches;
  AndtheycrawlfrombalesandbenchesInahundredthousandstenches。
  ThiswastheWhiteSquallfamous,Whichlatterlyo’ercameus,AndwhichallwillwellrememberOnthe28thSeptember;
  WhenaPrussiancaptainofLancers(Thosetight-laced,whiskeredprancers)
  Cameonthedeckastonished,Bythatwildsqualladmonished,Andwonderingcried,"Potztausend,WieistderSturmjetztbrausend?"
  AndlookedatCaptainLewis,WhocalmlystoodandblewhisCigarinallthehustle,Andscornedthetempest’stussle,Andoftwe’vethoughtthereafterHowhebeatthestormtolaughter;
  ForwellheknewhisvesselWiththatvainwindcouldwrestle;
  Andwhenawreckwethoughther,Anddoomedourselvestoslaughter,Howgaylyhefoughther,Andthroughthehubbubbroughther,Andasthetempestcaughther,Cried,"GEORGE!SOMEBRANDY-AND-WATER!"
  Andwhen,itsforceexpended,Theharmlessstormwasended,AndasthesunrisesplendidCameblushingo’erthesea;
  Ithought,asdaywasbreaking,Mylittlegirlswerewaking,Andsmiling,andmakingAprayerathomeforme。
  1844。
  PEGOFLIMAVADDY。
  RidingfromColeraine(FamedforlovelyKitty),CameaCockneyboundUntoDerrycity;
  Wearywashissoul,Shiveringandsad,heBumpedalongtheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。
  Mountainsstretch’daround,Gloomywastheirtinting,Andthehorse’shoofsMadeadismalclinting;
  WindupontheheathHowlingwasandpiping,Ontheheathandbog,Blackwithmanyasnipein。
  Midthebogsofblack,Silverpoolswereflashing,CrowsupontheirsidesPickingwereandsplashing。
  CockneyonthecarCloserfoldshisplaidy,GrumblingattheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。
  ThroughthecrashingwoodsAutumnbrawldandbluster’d,TossingroundaboutLeavesthehueofmustardYonderlayLoughFoyle,Whichastormwaswhipping,CoveringwithmistLake,andshoresandshipping。
  Upanddownthehill(Nothingcouldbebolder),HorsewentwitharawBleedingonhisshoulder。
  "Wherearehorseschanged?"
  SaidItotheladdyDrivingonthebox:
  "Sir,atLimavaddy。"
  Limavaddyinn’sButahumblebait-house,WhereyoumayprocureWhiskeyandpotatoes;
  LandlordatthedoorGivesasmilingwelcome——
  TotheshiveringwightsWhotohishotelcome。
  LandladywithinSitsandknitsastocking,WithawaryfootBaby’scradlerocking。
  TothechimneynookHaving,foundadmittance,ThereIwatchapupPlayingwithtwokittens;
  (Playingroundthefire,Whichofblazingturfis,RoaringtothepotWhichbubbleswiththemurphies。
  AndthecradledbabeFondthemothernursedit,SingingitasongAsshetwiststheworsted!
  UpanddownthestairTwomoreyoungonespatter(TwinswereneverseenDirtiernorfatter)。
  Bothhavemottledlegs,Bothhavesnubbynoses,Bothhave——HerethehostKindlyinterposes:
  "SureyoumustbefrozeWiththesleetandhail,sir:
  Sowillyouhavesomepunch,Orwillyouhavesomeale,sir?"
  PresentlyamaidEnterswiththeliquor(HalfapintofaleFrothinginabeaker)。
  Gads!didn’tknowWhatmybeatingheartmeant:
  Hebe’sselfIthoughtEnteredtheapartment。
  Asshecameshesmiled,Andthesmilebewitching,Onmywordandhonor,Lightedallthekitchen!
  WithacurtsyneatGreetingthenewcomer,Lovely,smilingPegOffersmetherummer;
  ButmytremblinghandUpthebeakertilted,AndtheglassofaleEverydropIspiltit:
  Spiltiteverydrop(Dames,whoreadmyvolumes,Pardonsuchaword)
  Onmywhat-d’ye-call-’ems!
  WitnessingthesightOfthatdiredisaster,OutbegantolaughMissis,maid,andmaster;
  Suchamerrypeal’SpeciallyMissPeg’swas,(AstheglassofaleTricklingdownmylegswas,)
  ThatthejoyfulsoundOfthatminglinglaughterEchoedinmyearsManyalongdayafter。
  Suchasilverpeal!
  Inthemeadowslistening,Youwho’veheardthebellsRingingtoachristening;
  YouwhoeverheardCaradoripretty,Smilinglikeanangel,Singing"Giovinetti;"
  FancyPeggy’slaugh,Sweet,andclear,andcheerful,AtmypantaloonsWithhalfapintofbeerfull!
  Whenthelaughwasdone,Peg,theprettyhussy,MovedabouttheroomWonderfullybusy;
  NowshelookstoseeIfthekettlekeephot;
  Nowsherubsthespoons,Nowshecleanstheteapot;
  NowshesetsthecupsTrimlyandsecure:
  Nowshescoursapot,AndsoitwasIdrewher。
  ThusitwasIdrewherScouringofakettle,(Faith!herblushingcheeksRedden’donthemetal!)
  Ah!but’tisinvainThatItrytosketchit;
  Thepotperhapsislike,ButPeggy’sfaceiswretched。
  NothebestofleadAndofindian-rubberNevercoulddepictThatsweetkettle-scrubber!
  SeeherasshemovesScarcethegroundshetouches,Airyasafay,Gracefulasaduchess;
  Bareherroundedarm,Bareherlittlelegis,Vestrisnevershow’dAnklesliketoPeggy’s。
  Braidedisherhair,Softherlookandmodest,SlimherlittlewaistComfortablybodiced。
  ThisIdodeclare,HappyistheladdyWhotheheartcanshareOfPegofLimavaddy。
  MarriedifshewereBlestwouldbethedaddyOfthechildrenfairOfPegofLimavaddy。
  BeautyisnotrareInthelandofPaddy,FairbeyondcompareIsPegofLimavaddy。
  CitizenorSquire,Tory,Whig,orRadi-
  calwouldalldesirePegofLimavaddy。
  HadIHomer’sfire,OrthatofSerjeantTaddy,MeetlyI’dadmirePegofLimavaddy。
  AndtillIexpire,OrtillIgrowmadI
  WillsinguntomylyrePegofLimavaddy!
  MAY-DAYODE。
  ButyesterdayanakedsodThedandiessneeredfromRottenRow,Andcanteredo’erittoandfro:
  Andsee’tisdone!
  Asthough’twerebyawizard’srodAblazingarchoflucidglassLeapslikeafountainfromthegrassTomeetthesun!
  Aquietgreenbutfewdayssince,Withcattlebrowsingintheshade:
  AndherearelinesofbrightarcadeInorderraised!
  ApalaceasforfairyPrince,Ararepavilion,suchasmanSawneversincemankindbegan,Andbuiltandglazed!
  Apeacefulplaceitwasbutnow,Andlo!withinitsshiningstreetsAmultitudeofnationsmeets;
  AcountlessthrongIseebeneaththecrystalbow,AndGaulandGerman,RussandTurk,EachwithhisnativehandiworkAndbusytongue。
  IfeltathrillofloveandaweTomarkthedifferentgarbofeach,Thechangingtongue,thevariousspeechTogetherblent:
  Athrill,methinks,likeHiswhosaw"AllpeopledwellinguponearthPraisingourGodwithsolemnmirthAndoneconsent。"
  HighSovereign,inyourRoyalstate,Captains,andchiefs,andcouncillors,BeforetheloftypalacedoorsAreopenset,——
  Hushereyoupasstheshininggate:
  Hush!eretheheavingcurtaindraws,AndlettheRoyalpageantpauseAmomentyet。
  Peopleandprinceasilencekeep!
  Bowcoronetandkinglycrown。
  Helmetandplume,bowlowlydown,Thewhilethepriest,Beforethesplendidportalstep,(Whilestillthewondrousbanquetstays,)
  FromHeavensupremeablessingpraysUponthefeast。
  Thenonwardsletthetriumphmarch;
  Thenlettheloudartilleryroll,Andtrumpetsring,andjoy-bellstoll,Andpassthegate。
  Passunderneaththeshiningarch,’Neathwhichtheleafyelmsaregreen;
  Ascenduntoyourthrone,OQueen!
  Andtakeyourstate。
  BeholdherinherRoyalplace;
  Agentlelady;andthehandThatswaysthesceptreofthisland,Howfrailandweak!
  Softisthevoice,andfairtheface:
  Shebreathesamentoprayerandhymn;
  Nowonderthathereyesaredim,Andpalehercheek。
  Thismomentroundherempire’sshoresThewindsofAustralwintersweep,AndthousandslieinmidnightsleepAtrestto-day。
  Oh!awfulisthatcrownofyours,QueenofinnumerablerealmsSittingbeneaththebuddingelmsOfEnglishMay!
  Awondrousscepter’tistobear:
  StrangemysteryofGodwhichsetUponherbrowyoncoronet,——
  TheforemostcrownOfalltheworld,ononesofair!
  Thatchosehertoitfromherbirth,AndbadethesonsofalltheearthToherbowdown。
  TherepresentativesofmanHerefromthefarAntipodes,AndfromthesubjectIndianseas,InCongressmeet;
  FromAfricandfromHindustan,FromWesterncontinentandisle,TheenvoysofherempirepileGiftsatherfeet;
  OurbrethrencrosstheAtlantictides,LoadingthegallantdeckswhichonceRoaredadefiancetoourguns,Withpeacefulstore;
  Symbolofpeace,theirvesselrides!*
  O’erEnglishwavesfloatStarandStripe,AndfirmtheirfriendlyanchorsgripeThefathershore!
  FromRhineandDanube,RhoneandSeine,Asriversfromtheirsourcesgush,Theswellingfloodsofnationsrush,Andseawardpour:
  Fromcoasttocoastinfriendlychain,Withcountlessshipswebridgethestraits,AndangryoceanseparatesEuropenomore。
  FromMississippiandfromNile——
  FromBaltic,Ganges,Bosphorous,InEngland’sarkassembledthusArefriendandguest。
  Lookdownthemightysunlitaisle,Andseethesumptuousbanquetset,Thebrotherhoodofnationsmet。
  Aroundthefeast!
  Alongthedazzlingcolonnade,Farasthestrainingeyecangaze,Gleamcrossandfountain,bellandvase,Invistasbright;
  Andstatuesfairofnymphandmaid,AndsteedsandpardsandAmazons,Writhingandgrapplinginthebronze,Inendlessfight。
  Todeckthegloriousroofanddome,TomaketheQueenacanopy,ThepeacefulhostsofindustryTheirstandardsbear。
  YonaretheworksofBrahminloom;
  OnsuchawebofPersianthreadThedesertArabbowshisheadAndcrieshisprayer。
  Lookyonderwheretheenginestoil:
  TheseEngland’sarmsofconquestare,Thetrophiesofherbloodlesswar:
  Braveweaponsthese。
  Victoriansoverwaveandsoil,Withtheseshesails,sheweaves,shetills,PiercestheeverlastinghillsAndspanstheseas。
  Theengineroarsuponitsrace,Theshuttlewhirsthewoof,Thepeoplehumfromfloortoroof,WithBabeltongue。
  Thefountaininthebasinplays,Thechantingorganechoesclear,Anawfulchorus’tistohear,Awondroussong!
  Swell,organ,swellyourtrumpetblast,March,QueenandRoyalpageant,marchBysplendidaisleandspringingarchOfthisfairHall:
  Andsee!abovethefabricvast,God’sboundlessHeavenisbendingblue,God’speacefulsunlight’sbeamingthrough,Andshineso’erall。
  May,1851。
  *TheU。S。frigate"St。Lawrence。"
  THEBALLADOFBOUILLABAISSE。
  AstreetthereisinParisfamous,Forwhichnorhymeourlanguageyields,RueNeuvedesPetitsChampsitsnameis——
  TheNewStreetoftheLittleFields。
  Andhere’saninn,notrichandsplendid,Butstillincomfortablecase;
  ThewhichinyouthIoftattended,ToeatabowlofBouillabaisse。
  ThisBouillabaisseanobledishis——
  Asortofsouporbroth,orbrew,Orhotchpotchofallsortsoffishes,ThatGreenwichnevercouldoutdo;
  Greenherbs,redpeppers,mussels,saffron,Soles,onions,garlic,roach,anddace:
  AlltheseyoueatatTERRE’Stavern,InthatonedishofBouillabaisse。
  Indeed,arichandsavorystew’tis;
  Andtruephilosophers,methinks,Wholoveallsortsofnaturalbeauties,Shouldlovegoodvictualsandgooddrinks。
  AndCordelierorBenedictineMightgladly,sure,hislotembrace,Norfindafast-daytooafflicting,WhichservedhimupaBouillabaisse。
  Iwonderifthehousestillthereis?
  Yes,herethelampis,asbefore;
  Thesmilingred-checkedecaillereisStillopeningoystersatthedoor。
  IsTERREstillaliveandable?
  Irecollecthisdrollgrimace:
  He’dcomeandsmilebeforeyourtable,AndhopeyoulikedyourBouillabaisse。
  Weenter——nothing’schangedorolder。
  "How’sMonsieurTERRE,waiter,pray?"
  Thewaiterstaresandshrugshisshoulder——
  "Monsieurisdeadthismanyaday。"
  "Itisthelotofsaintandsinner,SohonestTERRE’Srunhisrace。"
  "WhatwillMonsieurrequirefordinner?"
  "Say,doyoustillcookBouillabaisse?"
  "Oh,oui,Monsieur,"’sthewaiter’sanswer;
  "QuelvinMonsieurdesire-t-il?"
  "Tellmeagoodone。"——"ThatIcan,Sir:
  TheChambertinwithyellowseal。"
  "SoTERRE’Sgone,"Isay,andsinkinMyoldaccustom’dcorner-placeHe’sdonewithfeastingandwithdrinking,WithBurgundyandBouillabaisse。"
  Myoldaccustom’dcornerhereis,Thetablestillisinthenook;
  Ah!vanish’dmanyabusyyearisThiswell-knownchairsincelastItook。
  WhenfirstIsawye,cariluoghi,I’dscarceabearduponmyface,Andnowagrizzled,grimoldfogy,IsitandwaitforBouillabaisse。
  Whereareyou,oldcompanionstrustyOfearlydaysheremettodine?
  Come,waiter!quick,aflagoncrusty——
  I’llpledgetheminthegoodoldwine。
  ThekindoldvoicesandoldfacesMymemorycanquickretrace;
  Aroundtheboardtheytaketheirplaces,AndsharethewineandBouillabaisse。
  There’sJACKhasmadeawondrousmarriage;
  There’slaughingTOMislaughingyet;
  There’sbraveAUGUSTUSdriveshiscarriage;
  There’spooroldFREDintheGazette;
  OnJAMES’Sheadthegrassisgrowing;
  GoodLord!theworldhaswaggedapaceSinceherewesettheClaretflowing,Anddrank,andatetheBouillabaisse。
  Ahme!howquickthedaysareflitting!
  Imindmeofatimethat’sgone,WhenhereI’dsit,asnowI’msitting,Inthissameplace——butnotalone。
  Afairyoungformwasnestlednearme,Adear,dearfacelookedfondlyup,Andsweetlyspokeandsmiledtocheerme——There’snoonenowtosharemycup……
  IdrinkitastheFatesordainit。
  Come,fillit,andhavedonewithrhymes:
  Fillupthelonelyglass,anddrainitInmemoryofdearoldtimes。
  Welcomethewine,whate’erthesealis;
  AndsityoudownandsayyourgraceWiththankfulheart,whate’erthemealis。
  ——HerecomesthesmokingBouillabaisse!
  THEMAHOGANYTREE。
  Christmasishere:
  Windswhistleshrill,Icyandchill,Littlecarewe:
  LittlewefearWeatherwithout,ShelteredaboutTheMahoganyTree。
  OnceontheboughsBirdsofrareplumeSang,initsbloom;
  Night-birdsarewe:
  Herewecarouse,Singinglikethem,PerchedroundthestemOfthejollyoldtree。
  Hereletussport,Boys,aswesit;
  LaughterandwitFlashingsofree。
  Lifeisbutshort——
  Whenwearegone,Letthemsingon,Roundtheoldtree。
  Eveningsweknew,Happyasthis;
  Faceswemiss,Pleasanttosee。
  Kindheartsandtrue,Gentleandjust,Peacetoyourdust!
  Wesingroundthetree。
  Care,likeadun,Lurksatthegate:
  Letthedogwait;
  Happywe’llbe!
  Drink,everyone;
  Pileupthecoals,Filltheredbowls,Roundtheoldtree!
  Drainwethecup。——
  Friend,artafraid?
  SpiritsarelaidIntheRedSea。
  Mantleitup;
  Emptyityet;
  Letusforget,Roundtheoldtree。
  Sorrows,begone!
  Lifeanditsills,Dunsandtheirbills,Bidwetoflee。
  Comewiththedawn,Blue-devilsprite,Leaveusto-night,Roundtheoldtree。
  THEYANKEEVOLUNTEERS。
  "AsurgeonoftheUnitedStates’armysaysthatoninquiringoftheCaptainofhiscompany,hefoundthatNINE-TENTHSofthemenhadenlistedonaccountofsomefemaledifficulty。"——MorningPaper。
  YeYankeeVolunteers!
  ItmakesmybosombleedWhenIyourstoryread,Thoughoft’tistoldone。
  So——inbothhemispheresThewomenareuntrue,AndcruelintheNew,AsintheOldone!
  What——inthiscompanyOfsixtysonsofMars,Whomarch’neathStripesandStars,Withfifeandhorn,Nine-tenthsofallweseeAlongthewarlikelineHadbutonecausetojoinThisHopeForlorn?
  DesertersfromtherealmWheretyrantVenusreigns,Youslipp’dherwickedchains,Fledandout-ranher。
  Andnow,withswordandhelm,TogetherbandedareBeneaththeStripeandStarEmbroider’dbanner!
  AndisitsowithallThewarriorsrangedinline,Withlacebedizen’dfineAndswordsgold-hilted——
  Yonlustycorporal,Yoncolor-manwhogripesTheflagofStarsandStripes——
  Haseachbeenjilted?
  Come,eachmanofthisline,Theprivatesstrongandtall,"Thepioneersandall,"
  Thefifernimble——
  LieutenantandEnsign,Captainwithepaulets,AndBlackythere,whobeatsTheclangingcymbal——
  Ocymbal-beatingblack,Tellus,asthoucanstfeel,WasitsomeLucyNealWhocausedthyruin?
  OnimblefifingJack,AnddrummermakingdinSodeftlyontheskin,Withthyrat-tattooing——
  Confess,yevolunteers,LieutenantandEnsign,AndCaptainoftheline,AsboldasRoman——
  Confess,yegrenadiers,Howeverstrongandtall,TheConquerorofyouallIsWoman,Woman!
  NocorseletissoproofButthroughitfromherbowTheshaftsthatshecanthrowWillpierceandrankle。
  Nochampione’ersotough,But’sinthestrugglethrown,Andtripp’dandtroddendownByherslimankle。
  Thusalwaysitwasruled:
  Andwhenawomansmiled,Thestrongmanwasachild,Thesageanoodle。
  Alcideswasbefool’d,AndsillySamsonshorn,Long,longereyouwerehorn,PoorYankeeDoodle!
  THEPENANDTHEALBUM。
  "IamMissCatherine’sbook,"thealbumspeaks;
  "I’velainamongyourtomesthesemanyweeks;
  I’mtiredoftheiroldcoatsandyellowcheeks。
  "Quick,Pen!andwritealinewithagoodgrace:
  Come!drawmeoffafunnylittleface;
  And,prithee,sendmebacktoCheshamPlace。"
  PEN。
  "Iammymaster’sfaithfuloldGoldPen;
  I’veservedhimthreelongyears,anddrawnsincethenThousandsoffunnywomenanddrollmen。
  "OAlbum!couldItellyouallhiswaysAndthoughts,sinceIamhis,thesethousanddays,Lord,howyourprettypagesI’damaze!"
  ALBUM。
  "Hisways?histhoughts?Justwhispermeafew;
  Tellmeacuriousanecdoteortwo,Andwrite’emquicklyoff,goodMordan,do!"
  PEN。
  "SincehemyfaithfulservicedidengageTofollowhimthroughhisqueerpilgrimage,I’vedrawnandwrittenmanyalineandpage。
  "CaricaturesIscribbledhave,andrhymes,Anddinner-cards,andpicturepantomimes;
  Andmerrylittlechildren’sbooksattimes。
  "I’vewritthefoolishfancyofhisbrain;
  Theaimlessjestthat,striking,hathcausedpain;
  Theidlewordthathe’dwishbackagain……
  "I’vehelp’dhimtopenmanyalineforbread;
  Tojokewithsorrowachinginhishead;
  Andmakeyourlaughterwhenhisownheartbled。
  "I’vespokewithmenofalldegreeandsort——
  Peersoftheland,andladiesoftheCourt;
  Oh,butI’vechronicledadealofsport!
  "Feaststhatwereateathousanddaysago,Biddingstowinethatlonghathceasedtoflow,Gaymeetingswithgoodfellowslonglaidlow;
  "Summonstobridal,banquet,burial,ball,Tradesman’spoliteremindersofhissmallAccountdueChristmaslast——I’veansweredall。
  "PoorDiddler’stenthpetitionforahalf-
  Guinea;MissBunyan’sforanautograph;
  SoIrefuse,accept,lament,orlaugh,"Condole,congratulate,invite,praise,scoff。