*"WAPPINGOLDSTAIRS。
  "YourMollyhasneverbeenfalse,shedeclares,SincethelasttimewepartedatWappingOldStairs;
  WhenIsaidthatIwouldcontinuethesame,AndIgaveyouthe’bacco-boxmarkedwithmyname。
  WhenIpassedawholefortnightbetweendeckswithyou,DidIe’ergiveakiss,Tom,tooneofyourcrew?
  TobeusefulandkindtomyThomasIstay’d,ForhistrousersIwashed,andhisgrogtooImade。
  ThoughyoupromisedlastSundaytowalkintheMallWithSusanfromDeptfordandlikewisewithSall,InsilenceIstoodyourunkindnesstohearAndonlyupbraidedmyTomwithatear。
  WhyshouldSall,orshouldSusan,thanmebemoreprized?
  Fortheheartthatistrue,Tom,shouldne’erbedespised;
  Thenbeconstantandkind,noryourMollyforsake,StillyourtrousersI’llwashandyourgrogtooI’llmake。"
  THEALMACK’SADIEU。
  YourFannywasneverfalse-hearted,Andthissheprotestsandshevows,FromthetristemomentwhenwepartedOnthestaircaseofDevonshireHouse!
  Iblushedwhenyouaskedmetomarry,IvowedIwouldneverforget;
  AndatpartingIgavemydearHarryAbeautifulvinegarette!
  WespentenprovinceallDecember,AndIne’ercondescendedtolookAtSirCharles,ortherichcountymember,OrevenatthatdarlingoldDuke。
  Youwerebusywithdogsandwithhorses,AloneinmychamberIsat,Andmadeyouthenicestofpurses,Andthesmartestblacksatincravat!
  AtnightwiththatvileLadyFrances(Jefaisoismoitapisserie)
  Youdancedeveryoneofthedances,Andneveroncethoughtofpoorme!
  Monpauvrepetitcoeur!whatashiverIfeltasshedancedthelastset;
  Andyougave,OmonDieu!toreviveherMybeautifulvinegarette!
  Return,love!awaywithcoquetting;
  Thisflirtingdisgracesaman!
  Andah!allthewhileyou’reforgettingTheheartofyourpoorlittleFan!
  Reviens!breakawayfromthoseCirces,Reviens,foranicelittlechat;
  AndI’vemadeyouthesweetestofpurses,Andalovelyblacksatincravat!
  WHENTHEGLOOMISONTHEGLEN。
  Whenthemoonlight’sonthemountainAndthegloomisontheglen,AtthecrossbesidethefountainThereisonewillmeettheethen。
  Atthecrossbesidethefountain;
  Yes,thecrossbesidethefountain,Thereisonewillmeettheethen!
  Ihavebraved,sincefirstwemet,love,Manyadangerinmycourse;
  ButInevercanforget,love,Thatdearfountain,thatoldcross,Where,hermantleshroudedo’erher——
  Forthewindswerechillythen——
  FirstImetmyLeonora,Whenthegloomwasontheglen。
  ManyaclimeI’verangedsincethen,love,ManyalandI’vewanderedo’er;
  Butavalleylikethatglen,love,HalfsodearIneversor!
  Ne’ersawmaidenfairer,coyer,Thanwertthou,mytruelove,whenInthegloamingfirstIsawyer,Inthegloamingoftheglen!
  THEREDFLAG。
  WherethequiveringlightningflingsHisarrowsfromouttheclouds,AndthehowlingtempestsingsAndwhistlesamongtheshrouds,’Tispleasant,’tispleasanttorideAlongthefoamingbrine——
  WiltbetheRover’sbride?
  Wiltfollowhim,ladymine?
  Hurrah!
  Forthebonny,bonnybrine。
  Amidstthestormandrack,Youshallseeourgalleypass,Asaserpent,litheandblack,Glidesthroughthewavinggrass。
  Asthevultureswiftanddark,Downonthering-doveflies,YoushallseetheRoversbarkSwoopdownuponhisprize。
  Hurrah!
  Forthebonny,bonnyprize。
  Overhersideswedash,Wegallopacrossherdeck——
  Ha!there’saghastlygashOnthemerchant-captain’sneck——
  Wellshot,wellshot,oldNed!
  Wellstruck,wellstruck,blackJames!
  Ourarmsarered,andourfoesaredead,Andweleaveashipinflames!
  Hurrah!
  Forthebonny,bonnyflames!
  DEARJACK。
  DearJack,thiswhitemugthatwithGuinnessIfill,AnddrinktothehealthofsweetNanoftheHill,WasonceTommyTosspot’s,asjovialasotAse’erdrewaspigot,ordrain’dafullpot——
  Indrinkingallround’twashisjoytosurpass,Andwithallmerrytipplersheswigg’doffhisglass。
  Onemorninginsummer,whileseatedsosnug,Intheporchofhisgarden,discussinghisjug,SternDeath,onasudden,toTomdidappear,Andsaid,"HonestThomas,cometakeyourlastbier。"
  Wekneadedhisclayintheshapeofthiscan,FromwhichletusdrinktothehealthofmyNan。
  COMMANDERSOFTHEFAITHFUL。
  ThePopeheisahappyman,HisPalaceistheVatican,Andtherehesitsanddrainshiscan:
  ThePopeheisahappyman。
  IoftensaywhenI’mathome,I’dliketobethePopeofRome。
  Andthenthere’sSultanSaladin,ThatTurkishSoldanfullofsin;
  Hehasahundredwivesatleast,Bywhichhispleasureisincreased:
  I’veoftenwished,Ihopenosin,ThatIwereSultanSaladin。
  Butno,thePopenowifemaychoose,AndsoIwouldnotwearhisshoes;
  NowinemaydrinktheproudPaynim,AndsoI’drathernotbehim:
  Mywife,mywine,Ilove,Ihope,AndwouldbeneitherTurknorPope。
  WHENMOONLIKEORETHEHAZURESEAS。
  WhenmoonlikeorethehazureseasInsofteffulgenceswells,WhensilverjewsandbalmybreazeBenddowntheLily’sbells;
  Whencalmanddeap,therosysleepHaslaptyoursoalindreems,RHangeline!Rladymine!
  DostthourememberJeames?
  ImarktheeintheMarbleAll,WhereEngland’sloveliestshine——
  IsaythefairestofthemhallIsLadyHangeline。
  Mysoul,indesolateeclipse,Withrecollectionteems——
  AndthenIhask,withweepinglips,DostthourememberJeames?
  Away!ImaynottelltheehallThissoughringheartendures——
  Thereisalonelysperrit-callThatSorrownevercures;
  Thereisalittle,littleStar,Thatstillabovemebeams;
  ItistheStarofHope——butar!
  DostthourememberJeames?
  KINGCANUTE。
  KINGCANUTEwaswearyhearted;hehadreignedforyearsascore,Battling,struggling,pushing,fighting,killingmuchandrobbingmore;
  Andhethoughtuponhisactions,walkingbythewildsea-shore。
  ’TwixttheChancellorandBishopwalkedtheKingwithstepssedate,Chamberlainsandgroomscameafter,silversticksandgoldsticksgreat,Chaplains,aides-de-camp,andpages,——alltheofficersofstate。
  Slidingafterlikehisshadow,pausingwhenhechosetopause,Ifafrownhisfacecontracted,straightthecourtiersdroppedtheirjaws;
  Iftolaughthekingwasminded,outtheyburstinloudhee-haws。
  Butthatdayasomethingvexedhim,thatwascleartooldandyoung:
  ThricehisGracehadyawnedattable,whenhisfavoritegleemensung,OncetheQueenwouldhaveconsoledhim,buthebadeherholdhertongue。
  "Somethingailsmygraciousmaster,"criedtheKeeperoftheSeal。
  "Sure,mylord,itisthelampreysservedtodinner,ortheveal?"
  "Psha!"exclaimedtheangrymonarch,"Keeper,’tisnotthatIfeel。
  "’TistheHEART,andnotthedinner,fool,thatdothmyrestimpair:
  CanakingbegreatasIam,prithee,andyetknownocare?
  Oh,I’msick,andtired,andweary。"——Someonecried,"TheKing’sarm-
  chair!"
  Thentowardsthelackeysturning,quickmyLordtheKeepernodded,StraighttheKing’sgreatchairwasbroughthim,bytwofootmenable-
  bodied;
  Languidlyhesankintoit:itwascomfortablywadded。
  "Leadingonmyfiercecompanions,"criedhe,"overstormandbrine,IhavefoughtandIhaveconquered!Wherewasgloryliketomine?"
  Loudlyallthecourtiersechoed:"Whereisgloryliketothine?"
  "Whatavailmeallmykingdoms?WearyamInowandold;
  ThosefairsonsIhavebegotten,longtoseemedeadandcold;
  WouldIwere,andquietburied,underneaththesilentmould!
  "Oh,remorse,thewrithingserpent!atmybosomtearsandbites;
  Horrid,horridthingsIlookon,thoughIputoutallthelights;
  Ghostsofghastlyrecollectionstroopaboutmybedatnights。
  "Citiesburning,conventsblazing,redwithsacrilegiousfires;
  Mothersweeping,virginsscreamingvainlyfortheirslaughteredsires。——"
  Suchatenderconscience,"criestheBishop,"everyoneadmires。
  "Butforsuchunpleasantbygones,cease,mygraciouslord,tosearch,They’reforgottenandforgivenbyourHolyMotherChurch;
  Never,neverdoessheleaveherbenefactorsinthelurch。
  "Look!thelandiscrownedwithminsters,whichyourGrace’sbountyraised;
  Abbeysfilledwithholymen,whereyouandHeavenaredailypraised:
  YOU,mylord,tothinkofdying?onmyconscienceI’mamazed!"
  "Nay,Ifeel,"repliedKingCanute,"thatmyendisdrawingnear。"
  "Don’tsayso,"exclaimedthecourtiers(strivingeachtosqueezeatear)。
  "SureyourGraceisstrongandlusty,andmaylivethisfiftyyear。"
  "Livethesefiftyyears!"theBishoproared,withactionsmadetosuit。
  "Areyoumad,mygoodLordKeeper,thustospeakofKingCanute!
  Menhavelivedathousandyears,andsurehisMajestywilldo’t。
  "Adam,Enoch,Lamech,Cainan,Mahaleel,Methusela,Livedninehundredyearsapiece,andmayn’ttheKingaswellasthey?"
  "Fervently,"exclaimedtheKeeper,"ferventlyItrusthemay。"
  "HEtodie?"resumedtheBishop。HeamortalliketoUS?
  Deathwasnotforhimintended,thoughcommunisomnibus:
  Keeper,youareirreligious,fortotalkandcavilthus。
  "Withhiswondrousskillinhealingne’eradoctorcancompete,Loathsomelepers,ifhetouchthem,startupcleanupontheirfeet;
  Surelyhecouldraisethedeadup,didhisHighnessthinkitmeet。
  "DidnotoncetheJewishcaptainstaythesunuponthehill,And,thewhileheslewthefoemen,bidthesilvermoonstandstill?
  So,nodoubt,couldgraciousCanute,ifitwerehissacredwill。"
  "MightIstaythesunaboveus,goodsirBishop?"Canutecried;
  "CouldIbidthesilvermoontopauseuponherheavenlyride?
  Ifthemoonobeysmyorders,sureIcancommandthetide。
  "Willtheadvancingwavesobeyme,Bishop,ifImakethesign?"
  SaidtheBishop,bowinglowly,"Landandsea,mylord,arethine。"
  Canuteturnedtowardstheocean——"Back!"hesaid,"thoufoamingbrine。
  "FromthesacredshoreIstandon,Icommandtheetoretreat;
  Venturenot,thoustormyrebel,toapproachthymaster’sseat:
  Ocean,bethoustill!Ibidtheecomenotnearertomyfeet!"
  Butthesullenoceanansweredwithalouder,deeperroar,Andtherapidwavesdrewnearer,fallingsoundingontheshore;
  BacktheKeeperandtheBishop,backthekingandcourtiersbore。
  Andhesternlybadethemnevermoretokneeltohumanclay,ButalonetopraiseandworshipThatwhichearthandseasobey:
  Andhisgoldencrownofempireneverworehefromthatday。
  KingCanuteisdeadandgone:Parasitesexistalway。
  FRIAR’SSONG。
  Somelovethematin-chimes,whichtellThehourofprayertosinner:
  Butbetterfar’sthemid-daybell,Whichspeaksthehourofdinner;
  ForwhenIseeasmokingfish,Orcapondrown’dingravy,Ornoblehaunchonsilverdish,FullgladIsingmyave。
  Mypulpitisanalehousebench,WhereonIsitsojolly;
  AsmilingrosycountrywenchMysaintandpatronholy。
  Ikisshercheeksoredandsleek,Ipressherringletswavy,AndinherwillingearIspeakAmostreligiousave。
  AndifI’mblind,yetheaveniskind,Andholysaintsforgiving;
  ForsureheleadsarightgoodlifeWhothusadmiresgoodliving。
  Above,theysay,ourfleshisair,Ourbloodcelestialichor:
  Oh,grant!midallthechangesthere,Theymaynotchangeourliquor!
  ATRACURA。
  BeforeIlostmyfivepoorwits,ImindmeofaRomishclerk,WhosanghowCare,thephantomdark,Besidethebeltedhorsemansits。
  MethoughtIsawthegrislyspriteJumpupbutnowbehindmyKnight。
  Andthoughhegallopashemay,ImarkthatcursedmonsterblackStillsitsbehindhishonor’sback,Tightsqueezingofhisheartalway。
  LiketwoblackTemplarssittheythere,Besideonecrupper,KnightandCare。
  NoknightamIwithpennonedspear,Topranceuponabolddestrere:
  IwillnothaveblackCareprevailUponmylong-earedcharger’stail,Forlo,Iamawitlessfool,AndlaughatGriefandrideamule。
  REQUIESCAT。
  Underthestoneyoubehold,Buried,andcoffined,andcold,LiethSirWilfridtheBold。
  Alwayshemarchedinadvance,WarringinFlandersandFrance,Doughtywithswordandwithlance。
  FamousinSaracenfight,Rodeinhisyouththegoodknight,ScatteringPaynimsinflight。
  BriantheTemplaruntrue,Fairlyintourneyheslew,SawHierusalemtoo。
  Nowheisburiedandgone,Lyingbeneaththegraystone:
  Whereshallyoufindsuchaone?
  Longtimehiswidowdeplored,Weepingthefateofherlord,Sadlycutoffbythesword。
  Whenshewaseasedofherpain,CamethegoodLordAthelstane,Whenherladyshipmarriedagain。
  LINESUPONMYSISTER’SPORTRAIT。
  BYTHELORDSOUTHDOWN。
  ThecastletowersofBareacresarefairuponthelea,WherethecliffsofbonnyDiddlesexriseupfromoutthesea:
  Istooduponthedonjonkeepandview’dthecountryo’er,IsawthelandsofBareacresforfiftymilesormore。
  Istooduponthedonjonkeep——itisasacredplace,——
  Wherefloatedforeighthundredyearsthebannerofmyrace;
  Argent,adextersinople,andgulesanazurefield:
  Therene’erwasnoblercognizanceonknightlywarrior’sshield。
  ThefirsttimeEnglandsawtheshield’twasroundaNormanneck,OnboardashipfromValery,KingWilliamwasondeck。
  ANormanlancethecolorswore,inHastings’fatalfray——
  St。WillibaldforBareacres!’twasdoublegulesthatday!
  OHeavenandsweetSt。Willibald!inmanyabattlesinceAloyal-heartedBareacreshasriddenbyhisPrince!
  AtAcrewithPlantagenet,withEdwardatPoictiers,ThepennonoftheBareacreswasforemostonthespears!
  ’Twaspleasantinthebattle-shocktohearourwar-cryringing:
  Ohgrantme,sweetSt。Willibald,tolistentosuchsinging!
  Threehundredsteel-cladgentlemen,wedrovethefoebeforeus,AndthirtyscoreofBritishbowskepttwangingtothechorus!
  Oknights,mynobleancestors!andshallIneverhearSt。WillibaldforBareacresthroughbattleringingclear?
  I’dcutmeoffthisstrongrighthandasinglehourtoride,AndstrikeablowforBareacres,myfathers,atyourside!
  Dashdown,dashdown,yonMandolin,belovedsistermine!
  Thoseblushinglipsmayneversingthegloriesofourline:
  Ourancientcastlesechototheclumsyfeetofchurls,Thespinning-jennyhousesinthemansionofourEarls。
  Singnot,singnot,myAngeline!indayssobaseandvile,’Tweresinfultobehappy,’tweresacrilegetosmile。
  I’llhiemetomylonelyhall,andbyitscheerlesshobI’llmuseonotherdays,andwish——andwishIwere——ASNOB。
  THELEGENDOFST。SOPHIAOFKIOFF。
  ANEPICPOEM,INTWENTYBOOKS。
  I。
  [ThePoetdescribesthecityandspellingofKiow,Kioff,orKiova。]
  Athousandyearsago,ormore,Acityfilledwithburghersstout,Andgirtwithrampartsroundabout,StoodontherockyDniepershore。
  Inarmorbright,bydayandnight,Thesentriestheypacedtoandfro。
  Wellguardedandwalledwasthistown,andcalledBydifferentnames,I’dhaveyoutoknow;
  Forifyoulooksintheg’ographybooks,Inthosedictionariesthenameitvaries,AndtheywriteitoffKiefforKioff,KiovaorKiow。
  II。
  [Itsbuildings,publicworks,andordinances,religiousandcivil。]
  Thusguardedwithoutbywallandredoubt,Kiovawithinwasaplaceofrenown,WithmoreadvantagesthaninthosedarkagesWerecommonlyknowntobelongtoatown。
  Therewereplacesandsquares,andeachyearfourfairs,Andregularaldermenandregularlord-mayors;
  Andstreets,andalleys,andabishop’spalace;
  Andachurchwithclocksfortheorthodox——
  Withclocksandwithspires,asreligiondesires;
  AndbeadlestowhipthebadlittleboysOvertheirpoorlittlecorduroys,Inservice-time,whentheyDIDN’Tmakeanoise;
  Andachapteranddean,andacathedral-greenWithancienttrees,underneathwhoseshadesWanderedniceyoungnursery-maids。
  [ThepoetshowshowacertainpriestdweltatKioff,agodlyclergyman,andonethatpreachedraregoodsermons。]
  Ding-dong,ding-dong,ding-ding-a-ring-ding,Thebellstheymadeamerrymerryring,Fromthetalltallsteeple;andallthepeople(ExcepttheJews)cameandfilledthepews——
  Poles,RussiansandGermans,TohearthesermonsWhichHYACINTHpreachedgodlytothoseGermansandPoles,Forthesafetyoftheirsouls。
  III。
  [Howthispriestwasshortandfatofbody;]
  Aworthypriesthewasandastout——
  You’veseldomlookedonsuchaone;
  For,thoughhefastedthriceinaweek,Yetneverthelesshisskinwassleek;
  HiswaistitspannedtwoyardsaboutAndheweighedascoreofstone。
  IV。
  [Andlikeuntotheauthorof"Plymley’sLetters。"]
  AworthypriestforfastingandprayerAndmortificationmostdeserving;
  Andasforpreachingbeyondcompare,He’dexerthispowersforthreeorfourhours,WithgreaterpiththanSydneySmithOrtheReverendEdwardIrving。
  V。
  [Ofwhatconventhewasprior,andwhentheconventwasbuilt。]
  HewasthepriorofSaintSophia(ACockneyrhyme,butnobetterIknow)——
  OfSt。Sophia,thatChurchinKiow,BuiltbymissionariesIcan’ttellwhen;
  WhobytheirdiscussionsconvertedtheRussians,AndmadethemChristianmen。
  VI。
  [OfSaintSophiaofKioff;andhowherstatuemiraculouslytravelledthither。]
  SaintedSophia(sothelegendvows)
  Withspecialfavordidregardthishouse;
  Andtoupholdherconverts’newdevotionHerstatue(needingbutherlegsforHERship)
  WalksofitselfacrosstheGermanOcean;
  AndofasuddenperchesInthisthebestofchurches,WhitherallKiovitescomeandpayitgratefulworship。
  VII。
  [AndhowKioffshouldhavebeenahappycity;butthat]
  Thuswithherpatron-saintsandpiouspreachersRecordedhereincatalogueprecise,Agoodlycity,worthymagistrates,YouwouldhavethoughtinalltheRussianstatesThecitizensthehappiestofallcreatures,——
  ThetownitselfaperfectParadise。
  VIII。
  [CertainwickedCossacksdidbesiegeit,]
  No,alas!thiswell-builtcityWasinaperpetualfidget;
  FortheTartars,withoutpity,Didremorselesslybesiegeit。
  Tartarsfierce,withswordandsabres,HunsandTurks,andsuchasthese,EnviedmuchtheirpeacefulneighborsBytheblueBorysthenes。
  [Murderingthecitizens,]
  Downtheycame,theseruthlessRussians,Fromtheirsteppes,andwoods,andfens,FortolevycontributionsOnthepeacefulcitizens。
  Winter,Summer,Spring,andAutumn,DowntheycametopeacefulKioff,Killedtheburgherswhentheycaught’em,Iftheirlivestheywouldnotbuyoff。
  [Untiltheyagreedtopayatributeyearly。]
  Tillthecity,quiteconfoundedBytheravagestheymade,Humblywiththeirchiefcompounded,Andayearlytributepaid。
  [Howtheypaidthetribute,andsuddenlyrefusedit,]
  Which(becausetheircouragelaxwas)
  Theydischargedwhiletheywereable:
  Toleratedthusthetaxwas,Tillitgrewintolerable,[TothewonderoftheCossackenvoy。]
  AndtheCalmucenvoysent,Asbeforetotaketheirduesall,Got,tohisastonishment,Aunanimousrefusal!
  [Ofamightygallantspeech]
  "MenofKioff!"thuscourageousDidthestoutlord-mayorharanguethem,"WhereforepaythesesneakingwagesTothehectoringRussians?hangthem!
  [Thatthelord-mayormade,]
  "Hark!IheartheawfulcryofOurforefathersintheirgraves;
  "’Fight,yecitizensofKioff!
  Kioffwasnotmadeforslaves。’
  [Exhortingtheburgherstopaynolonger。]
  "Alltoolonghaveyebetrayedher;
  Rouse,yemenandaldermen,Sendtheinsolentinvader——
  Sendhimstarvingbackagain。"
  IX。
  [Oftheirthanksandheroicresolves。]
  Hespokeandhesatdown;thepeopleofthetown,Whowerefiredwithabraveemulation,Nowrosewithoneaccord,andvotedthanksuntothelord-
  Mayorforhisoration:
  [Theydismisstheenvoy,andsetaboutdrilling。]
  Theenvoytheydismissed,neverplacinginhisfistSomuchasasingleshilling;
  Andallwithcouragefired,ashislordshiphedesired,Atoncesetabouttheirdrilling。
  [OftheCityguard:viz。Militia,dragoons,andbombardiers,andtheircommanders。]
  Theneverycitywardestablishedaguard,Diurnalandnocturnal:
  Militiavolunteers,lightdragoons,andbombardiers,Withanaldermanforcolonel。
  [Ofthemajorsandcaptains。]
  Therewasmusterandroll-calls,andrepairingcitywalls,Andfillingupoffosses:
  Andthecaptainsandthemajors,gallantandcourageous,A-ridingaboutontheirhosses。
  [Thefortificationsandartillery。]
  Tobeguardedatallhourstheybuiltthemselveswatch-towers,Witheverytoweramanon;
  Andsurelyandsecure,eachfromouthisembrasure,Lookeddowntheironcannon!
  [Oftheconductoftheactorsandtheclergy。]
  Abattle-songwaswritforthetheatre,whereitWassungwithvastenergyAndrapturousapplause;andbesides,thepubliccause,Wassupportedbytheclergy。
  Theprettyladies’-maidswerepinningofcockades,Andtyingonofsashes;
  Anddroppinggentletears,whiletheirloversbluster’dfierce,Aboutgunshotandgashes;
  [Oftheladies;]
  Theladiestookthehint,andalldaywerescrapinglint,Asbecametheirsoftergenders;
  AndgotbandagesandbedsforthelimbsandfortheheadsOfthecity’sbravedefenders。
  [And,finally,ofthetaylors。]
  Themen,bothyoungandold,feltresoluteandbold,Andpantedhotforglory;
  Eventhetailors’gantobrag,andembroideredontheirflag,"AUTWINCEREAUTMORI。"
  X。
  [OftheCossackchief,——hisstratagem;]
  Seeingthecity’sresolutecondition,TheCossackchief,toocunningtodespiseit,Saidtohimself,"NothavingammunitionWherewithtobattertheplaceinproperform,SomeofthesenightsI’llcarryitbystorm,Andsuddenescaladeitorsurpriseit。
  [Andtheburghers’sillievictorie。]
  "Let’ssee,however,ifthecitsstandfirmish。"
  Herodeuptothecitygates;foranswers,Outrushedaneagertroopofthetownelite,Andstraightwaydidbeginagallantskirmish:
  TheCossackhereupondidsoundretreat,Leavingthevictorywiththecitylancers。
  [Whatprisonerstheytook,]
  Theytooktwoprisonersandasmanyhorses,AndthewholetowngrewquicklysoelateWiththissmallvictoryoftheirvirginforces,ThattheydiddeemtheirprivatesandcommandersSomanyCaesars,Pompeys,Alexanders,Napoleons,orFrederickstheGreat。
  [Andhowconceitedtheywere。]
  AndpuffingwithinordinateconceitTheyutterlydespisedtheseCossackthieves;
  AndthoughttheruffianseasiertobeatThanporterscarpetsthink,orushersboys。
  Meanwhile,aslyspectatoroftheirjoys,TheCossackcaptaingiggledinhissleeves。
  [OftheCossackchief,——hisorders;]
  "Whene’eryoumeetyonstupidcityhogs。"
  (Hebadehistroopsprecisethisorderkeep),"Don’tstandamoment——runaway,youdogs!"
  ’Twasdone;andwhentheymetthetownbattalions,TheCossacks,asiffrightenedattheirvaliance,Turnedtail,andboltedlikesomanysheep。
  [Andhowhefeignedaretreat。]
  Theyfled,obedienttotheircaptain’sorder:
  Andnowthisbloodlesssiegeamonthhadlasted,When,viewingthecountryround,thecitywarder(Who,likeafaithfulweathercock,didperchUponthesteepleofSt。Sophy’schurch),Suddenhistrumpettook,andamightyblastheblasted。
  [ThewarderproclaymstheCossacks’retreat,andthecitiegreatlyrejoyces。]
  Hisvoiceitmightbeheardthroughallthestreets(Hewasawarderwondrousstronginlung),Victory,victory!thefoeretreats!"
  "Thefoeretreats!"eachcriestoeachhemeets;
  "Thefoeretreats!"eachinhisturnrepeats。
  Gods!howthegunsdidroar,andhowthejoy-bellsrung!
  Arminginhastehisgallantcitylancers,Themayor,tolearniftruethenewsmightbe,Aleagueortwooutissuedwithhisprancers。
  TheCossacks(somethinghadgiventheircourageadamper)
  Hastenedtheirflight,and’ganlikemadtoscamper:
  Blessedbeallthesaints,Kiovatownwasfree!
  XI。
  Now,puffedwithpride,themayorgrewvain,Foughtallhisbattleso’eragain;
  Andthriceheroutedallhisfoes,andthriceheslewtheslain。
  ’Tistruehemightamusehimselfthus,Andnotbeverymurderous;
  ForasofthosewhotodeathweredoneThenumberwasexactlyNONE,Hislordship,inhissoul’selation,Didtakeabloodlessrecreation——
  [Themannerofthecitie’srejoycings,]
  Goinghomeagain,hedidordainAverysplendidcoldcollationForthemagistratesandthecorporation;
  Likewiseagrandillumination,Fortheamusementofthenation。
  Thatnightthetheatreswerefree,TheconduitstheyranMalvolsie;
  EachhousethatnightdidbeamwithlightAndsoundwithmirthandjollity;
  [Anditsimpiety。]
  Butshame,Oshame!notasoulinthetown,NowthecitywassafeandtheCossacksflown,EverthoughtofthebountifulsaintbywhosecareThetownhadbeenridoftheseterribleTurks——
  Saidevenaprayertothatpatronessfair,Fortheseherwondrousworks!
  [Howthepriest,Hyacinth,waitedatchurch,andnobodycamethither。]
  LordHyacinthwaited,themeekestofpriors——
  Hewaitedatchurchwiththerestofhisfriars;
  Hewentthereatnoonandhewaitedtillten,Expectinginvainthelord-mayorandhismen。
  Hewaitedandwaitedfrommid-daytodark;
  Butinvain——youmightsearchthroughthewholeofthechurch,Notalayman,alas!tothecity’sdisgrace,Frommid-daytodarkshowedhisnoseintheplace。
  Thepew-woman,organist,beadle,andclerk,Keptawayfromtheirwork,andweredancinglikemadAwayinthestreetswiththeothermadpeople,Notthinkingtopray,buttoguzzleandtippleWhereverthedrinkmightbehad。
  XII。
  [Howhewentforthtobidthemtoprayer。]
  Amidstthisdinandrevelrythroughoutthecityroaring,Thesilvermoonrosesilently,andhighinheavensoaring;
  PriorHyacinthwasferventlyuponhiskneesadoring:
  "Towardsmypreciouspatronessthisconductsureunfairis;
  Icannotthink,Imustconfess,whatkeepsthedignitariesAndourgoodmayoraway,unlesssomebusinessthemcontraries。"
  Heputshislongwhitemantleonandforththepriorsallies——
  (Hispiousthoughtswerebentupongooddeedsandnotonmalice):
  Heavens!howthebanquetlightstheyshoneaboutthemayor’spalace!
  [Howthegroomsandlackeysjeeredhim。]
  Aboutthehallthescullionsranwithmeatsbothandfreshandpotted;
  Thepagescamewithcupandcan,allfortheguestsallotted;
  Ah,howtheyjeeredthatgoodfatmanasupthestairshetrotted!
  Heenteredintheante-roomswheresatthemayor’scourtin;
  Hefoundapackofdrunkengroomsa-dicinganda-sporting;
  Thehorridwineand’baccofumes,theysetthepriora-snorting!
  Thepriorthoughthe’dspeakabouttheirsinsbeforehewenthence,Andlustilybegantoshoutofsinandofrepentance;
  Therogues,theykickedtheprioroutbeforehe’ddoneasentence!
  Andhavinggotnoportionsmallofbuffetingandtussling,Atlasthereachedthebanquet-hall,wheresatthemayora-
  guzzling,Andbyhissidehisladytalldressedoutinwhitesprigmuslin。
  [Andthemayor,mayoress,andaldermen,beingtipsierefusedtogochurch。]
  Aroundthetableinaringtheguestsweredrinkingheavy;
  They’ddrunkthechurch,anddrunktheking,andthearmyandthenavy;
  Infactthey’dtoastedeverything。Thepriorsaid,"Godsaveye!"
  Themayorcried,"Bringasilvercup——there’soneuponthebeaufet;
  And,Prior,havethevenisonup——it’scapitalrechauffe。
  Andso,SirPriest,you’vecometosup?Andprayyou,how’sSaintSophy?"
  Theprior’sfacequiteredwasgrown,withhorrorandwithanger;
  Heflungtheprofferedgobletdown——itmadeahideousclangor;
  And’gana-preachingwithafrown——hewasafierceharanguer。
  Hetriedthemayorandaldermen——theyallsetupa-jeering:
  Hetriedthecommon-councilmen——theytoobegana-sneering;
  Heturnedtowardsthemay’ressthen,andhopedtogetahearing。
  Hekneltandseizedherdinner-dress,madeofthemuslinsnowy,"Tochurch,tochurch,mysweetmistress!"hecried;"thewayI’llshowye。"
  Alas,thelady-mayoressfellbackasdrunkasChloe!
  XIII。
  [Howthepriorwentbackalone。]
  OutfromthisdissoluteanddrunkencourtWentthegoodprior,hiseyeswithweepingdim:
  Hetriedthepeopleofameanersort——
  Theytoo,alas,werebentupontheirsport,Andnotasinglesoulwouldfollowhim!
  Butallwereswiggingschnapsandguzzlingbeer。
  Hefoundthecits,theirdaughters,sons,andspouses,Spendingthelive-longnightinfiercecarouses:
  Alas,unthinkingofthedangernear!
  Oneortwosentinelstherampartsguarded,Therestweresharinginthegeneralfeast:
  "Godwot,ourtipsytownispoorlywarded;
  SweetSaintSophiahelpus!"criedthepriest。
  Aloneheenteredthecathedralgate,Carefulhelockedthemightyoakendoor;
  Withinhiscompanyofmonksdidwait,Adozenpooroldpiousmen——nomore。
  Oh,butitgrievedthegentlepriorsore,Tothinkofthoselostsouls,givenuptodrinkandfate!
  [AndshuthimselfintoSaintSophia’schapelwithhisbrethren。]
  Themightyoutergatewellbarredandfast,Thepooroldfriarsstirredtheirpooroldbones,Andpatteringswiftlyonthedampcoldstones,Theythroughthesolitarychancelpassed。
  Thechancelwallslookedblackanddimandvast,Andrendered,ghost-like,melancholytones。
  Onwardthefatherssped,tillcomingnighaSmallirongate,thewhichtheyenteredquickat,Theylockedanddouble-lockedtheinnerwicketAndstoodwithinthechapelofSophia。
  Vainwereittodescribethissaintedplace,Vaintodescribethatcelebratedtrophy,ThevenerablestatueofSaintSophy,Whichformeditschiefestornamentandgrace。
  Herethegoodprior,hispersonalgriefsandsorrowsInhisextremedevotionquicklymerging,Atoncebegantopraywithvoicesonorous;
  Theotherfriarsjoinedinpiouschorus,Andpassedthenightinsinging,praying,scourging,InhonorofSophia,thatsweetvirgin。
  XIV。
  [TheepisodeofSneezoffandKatinka。]
  LeavingthusthepiouspriestinHumblepenitenceandprayer,Andthegreedycitsa-feasting,Letustothewallsrepair。
  Walkingbythesentry-boxes,Underneaththesilvermoon,Lo!thesentryboldlycockshis——
  Boldlycockshismusketoon。
  Sneezoffwashisdesignation,Fair-hairedboy,foreverpitied;
  Fortotakehiscruelstation,HebutnowKatinkaquitted。
  Poorinpursewereboth,butrichinTenderlove’sdeliciousplenties;
  Sheadamselofthekitchen,Heahaberdasher’s’prentice。
  ’Tinka,maidentender-hearted,Wasdissolvedintearfulfits,OnthatfatalnightshepartedFromherdarling,fair-hairedFritz。
  WarmhersoldierladshewraptinComforterandmuffettee;
  Calledhim"general"and"captain,"
  Thoughasimpleprivatehe。
  "Onyourbosomwearthisplaster,’Twilldefendyoufromthecold;
  Inyourpipesmokethiscanaster,Smuggled’tis,mylove,andold。
  "Allthenight,mylove,I’llmissyou。"
  Thusshespoke;andfromthedoorFair-hairedSneezoffmadehisissue,Toreturn,alas,nomore。
  HeitiswhocalmlywalkshisWalkbeneaththesilvermoon;
  HeitiswhoboldlycockshisDetonatingmusketoon。
  Hetheblandcanasterpuffing,Asuponhisroundhepaces,SuddenseesaragamuffinClamberingswiftlyuptheglacis。
  "Whogoesthere?"exclaimsthesentry;
  "WhenthesunhasoncegonedownNooneevermakesanentryIntothisherefortifiedtown!"
  [HowthesentrieSneezoffwassurprisedandslayn。]
  ShoutedthusthewatchfulSneezoff;
  But,ereanyonereplied,Wretchedyouth!hefiredhispieceoffStarted,staggered,groaned,anddied!
  XV。
  [HowtheCossacksrushedinsuddenlyandtookthecitie。]
  Ah,fullwellmightthesentinelcry,"Whogoesthere!"
  Butechowasfrightenedtoomuchtodeclare。
  Whogoesthere?whogoesthere?CananyoneswearTothenumberofsandssurlesbordsdelamer,OrthewhiskersofD’OrsayCountdowntoahair?
  Aswellmightyoutellofthesandstheamount,OrnumbereachhairineachcurloftheCount,AseverproclaimthenumberandnameOfthehundredsandthousandsthatupthewallcame!
  [OftheCossacktroops,]
  Down,downtheknavespouredwithfireandwithsword:
  TherewerethievesfromtheDanubeandroguesfromtheDon;
  TherewereTurksandWallacks,andshoutingCossacks;
  Ofallnationsandregions,andtonguesandreligions——
  Jew,Christian,Idolater,Frank,Mussulman:
  Ah,horriblesightwasKioffthatnight!
  [Andoftheirmannerofburning,murdering,andravishing。]
  Thegateswerealltaken——nochancee’enofflight;
  AndwithtorchandwithaxethebloodyCossacksWenthitherandthithera-huntinginpacks:
  TheyslashedandtheyslewbothChristianandJew——
  Womenandchildren,theyslaughteredthemtoo。
  Some,savingtheirthroats,plungedintothemoats,Ortheriver——butoh,theyhadburnedalltheboats!……
  [Howtheyburnedthewholecitiedown,savethechurch,]
  Buthereletuspause——forIcan’tpursuefurtherThissceneofrack,ravishment,ruin,andmurther。
  ToowelldidthecunningoldCossacksucceed!
  Hisplanofattackwassuccessfulindeed!
  Thenightwashisown——thetownitwasgone;
  ’Twasaheapstilla-burningoftimberandstone。
  [Whereofthebellsbegantoring。]
  Onebuildingalonehadescapedfromthefires,SaintSophy’sfairchurch,withitssteeplesandspires,Calm,stately,andwhite,Itstoodinthelight;
  Andasif’twoulddefyalltheconqueror’spower,——
  Asifnoughthadoccurred,MightclearlybeheardThechimesringingsoberlyeveryhalf-hour!
  XVI。
  Thecitywasdefunct——silencesucceededUntoitslastfierceagonizingyell;
  AndthenitwastheconquerorfirstheededThesoundofthesecalmbells。
  [HowtheCossackchiefbadethemburnthechurchtoo。]
  Furioustowardshisaides-de-campheturns,And(speakingasifByron’sworksheknew)
  "Villains!"hefiercelycries,"thecityburns,Whynotthetempletoo?
  Burnmeyonchurch,andmurderallwithin!"
  [Howtheystormedit,andofHyacinth,hisangerthereat。]
  TheCossacksthunderedattheouterdoor;
  AndFatherHyacinth,who,heardthedin,(Andthoughthimselfandbrethrenindistress,Desertedbytheirladypatroness)
  Didtoherstatueturn,andthushiswoesoutpour。
  XVII。
  [HisprayertotheSaintSophia。]
  "Andisitthus,Ofalsestofthesaints,Thouhearestourcomplaints?
  Tellme,didevermyattachmentfalterToservethyaltar?
  Wasnotthyname,ereeverIdidsleep,Thelastuponmylip?
  WasnotthynametheveryfirstthatbrokeFrommewhenIawoke?
  HaveInottriedwithfasting,flogging,penance,AndmortifiedcountenanceFortofindfavor,Sophy,inthysight?
  Andlo!thisnight,Forgetfulofmyprayers,andthineownpromise,Thouturnestfromus;
  Lettesttheheathenenterinourcity,And,withoutpity,Murderoutburghers,seizeupontheirspouses,Burndowntheirhouses!
  Issuchabreachoffaithtobeendured?
  SeewhataluridLightfromtheinsolentinvader’storchesShinesonyourporches!
  E’ennow,withthunderingbattering-ramandhammerAndhideousclamor;
  Withaxemen,swordsmen,pikemen,billmen,bowmen,Theconqueringfoemen,OSophy!beatyourgateaboutyourears,Alas!andhere’sAhumblecompanyofpiousmen,Likemuttonsinapen,Whosesoulsshallquicklyfromtheirbodiesbethrusted,Becauseinyoutheytrusted。
  DoyounotknowtheCalmucchiefsdesires——
  KILLALLTHEFRIARS!
  Andyou,ofallthesaintsmostfalseandfickle,Leaveusinthisabominablepickle。"
  [Thestatuesuddenliespeaks;]
  "RASHHYACINTHUS!"
  (Here,totheastonishmentofallherbackers,SaintSophy,openingwideherwoodenjaws,LiketoapairofGermanwalnut-crackers,Began),"Ididnotthinkyouhadbeenthus,——
  Omonkoflittlefaith!IsitbecauseArascalscumoffilthyCossackheathenBesiegeourtown,thatyoudistrustinME,then?
  Think’stthouthatI,whoinaformerdayDidwalkacrosstheSeaofMarmora(Notmentioning,forshortness,otherseas),——
  ThatI,whoskimmedthebroadBorysthenes,Withoutsomuchaswettingofmytoes,AmfrightenedatasetofmenlikeTHOSE?
  Ihaveamindtoleaveyoutoyourfate:
  Suchcowardiceasthismyscorninspires。"
  [ButisinterruptedbythebreakinginoftheCossacks。]
  SaintSophywashereCutshortinherwords,——
  Foratthisverymomentintumbledthegate,Andwithawildcheer,Andaclashingofswords,Swiftthroughthechurchporches,Withawavingoftorches,AndashriekandayellLikethedevilsofhell,WithpikeandwithaxeInrushedtheCossacks,——
  InrushedtheCossacks,crying,"MURDERTHEFRIARS!"
  [OfHyacinth,hisoutrageousaddress;]
  Ah!whatathrillfeltHyacinth,WhenheheardthatvillanousshoutCalmuc!
  Now,thoughthe,mytrialbeginneth;
  Saints,Ogivemecourageandpluck!
  "Courage,boys,’tisuselesstofunk!"
  Thusuntothefriarshebegan:
  "NeverletitbesaidthatamonkIsnotlikewiseagentleman。
  Thoughthepatronsaintofthechurch,Spiteofallthatwe’vedoneandwe’vepray’d,Leavesuswickedlyhereinthelurch,Hangit,gentlemen,who’safraid!"
  [Andpreparationfordying。]
  AsthusthegallantHyacinthusspoke,He,withanairaseasyandasfreeasIfthequick-comingmurderwereajoke,Foldedhisrobesaroundhissides,andtookPlaceundersaintedSophy’slegsofoak,LikeCaesaratthestatueofPompeius。
  Themonksnoleisurehadabouttolook(Eachbeingabsorbedinhisparticularcase),ElsehadtheyseenwithwhatcelestialraceAwoodensmilestoleo’erthesaint’smahoganyface。
  [SaintSophia,herspeech。]
  "Welldone,welldone,Hyacinthus,myson!"
  Thusspokethesaintedstatue。
  "Thoughyoudoubtedmeinthehourofneed,Andspokeofmeveryrudeindeed,Youdeservegoodluckforshowingsuchpluck,AndIwon’tbeangryatyou。"
  [Shegetsontheprior’sshoulderstraddle-back,]
  Themonksby-standing,oneandall,Ofthiswondrousscenebeholders,Tothiskindpromiselistenedcontent,Andcouldn’tcontaintheirastonishment,WhenSaintSophiamovedandwentDownfromherwoodenpedestal,Andtwistedherlegs,sureaseggsiseggs,RoundHyacinthus’sshoulders!
  [Andbidshimrun。]
  "Ho!forwards,"criedSophy,"there’snotimeforwaiting,TheCossacksarebreakingtheverylastgatein:
  Seetheglareoftheirtorchesshinesredthroughthegrating;
  We’vestillthebackdoor,andtwominutesormore。
  Nowboys,nowornever,wemustmakefortheriver,Forweonlyaresafeontheoppositeshore。
  Runswiftlyto-day,lads,ifeveryouran,——
  Putoutyourbestleg,Hyacinthus,myman;
  AndI’lllayfivetotwothatyoucarryusthrough,Onlyscamperasfastasyoucan。"
  XVIII。
  [Herunneth,]
  Awaywentthepriestthroughthelittlebackdoor,Andlightonhisshoulderstheimagehebore:
  Thehonestoldpriestwasnotpunishedtheleast,Thoughtheimagewaseightfeet,andhemeasuredfour。
  Awaywenttheprior,andthemonksathistailWentsnorting,andpuffing,andpantingfullsail;
  Andjustasthelastatthebackdoorhadpassed,InfurioushuntbeholdatthefrontTheTartarssofierce,withtheirterriblecheers;
  Withaxes,andhalberts,andmuskets,andspears,Withtorchesa-flamingthechapelnowcamein。
  Theytoreupthemass-book,theystampedonthepsalter,Theypulledthegoldcrucifixdownfromthealtar;
  Thevestmentstheyburnedwiththeirblasphemousfires,Andmanycried,"Curseonthem!wherearethefriars?"
  Whenloadedwithplunder,yetseekingformore,Onechancedtoflingopenthelittlebackdoor,Spiedoutthefriars’whiterobesandlongshadowsInthemoon,scamperingoverthemeadows,AndstoppedtheCossacksinthemidstoftheirarsons,Bycryingoutlustily,"THEREGOTHEPARSONS!"
  [AndtheTartarsafterhim。]
  Withawhoopandayell,andascreamandashout,Atoncethewholemurderousbodyturnedout;
  Andswiftasthehawkpouncesdownonthepigeon,Pursuedthepoorshort-windedmenofreligion。
  [Howthefriarssweated。]
  Whenthesoundofthatcheeringcametothemonks’hearing,Oheaven!howthepoorfellowspantedandblew!
  Atfightingnotcunning,unaccustomedtorunning,WhentheTartarscameup,whatthedeuceshouldtheydo?
  "They’llmakeusallmartyrs,thosebloodthirstyTartars!"
  QuothfatFatherPetertofatFatherHugh。
  Theshoutstheycameclearer,thefoetheydrewnearer;
  Oh,howtheboltswhistled,andhowthelightsshone!
  "Icannotgetfurther,thisrunningismurther;
  Comecarryme,someone!"criedbigFatherJohn。
  Andeventhestatuegrewfrightened,"Odratyou!"
  Itcried,"Mr。Prior,Iwishyou’dgeton!"
  Ontuggedthegoodfriar,butnigherandnigherAppearedthefierceRussians,withswordandwithfire。
  OntuggedthegoodprioratSaintSophy’sdesire,——
  Ascramblethroughbramble,throughmud,andthroughmire,Theswiftarrows’whizzinesscausingadizziness,Nighdonehisbusiness,fittoexpire。
  [Andthepursuersfixedarrowsintotheirtayles。]
  FatherHyacinthtugged,andthemonkstheytuggedafter:
  Thefoemenpursuedwithahorriblelaughter,Andhurl’dtheirlongspearsroundthepoorbrethren’sears,Sotrue,thatnextdayinthecoatsofeachpriest,Thoughneverawoundwasgiven,therewerefoundAdozenarrowsatleast。
  [Howatthelastgasp,]
  Nowthechaseseemedatitsworst,Priorandmonkswerefittoburst;
  Scarceyouknewthewhichwasfirst,Orpursuersorpursued;
  Whenthestatue,byheaven’sgrace,SuddenlydidchangethefaceOfthisinterestingrace,Asasaint,sure,onlycould。
  ForasthejockeywhoatEpsomrides,Whenthathissteedisspentandpunishedsore,Diggethhisheelsintothecourser’ssides,Andtherebymakeshimrunoneortwofurlongsmore;
  Eventhus,betwixttheeighthribandtheninth,Thesaintrebukedtheprior,thatwearycreeper;
  Freshstrengthintohislimbsherkicksimparted,Oneboundhemade,asgayaswhenhestarted。
  [Thefriarswon,andjumpedintoBorysthenesfluvius。]
  Yes,withhisbrethrenclingingathiscloak,Thestatueonhisshoulders——fittochoke——
  OnemosttremendousboundmadeHyacinth,Andsousedfriars,statue,andall,slap-dashintotheDnieper!
  XIX。
  [AndhowtheRussianssaw]
  AndwhentheRussians,inafieryrank,Pantingandfierce,drewupalongtheshore;
  (Forherethevainpursuingtheyforbore,Norcaredtheytosurpasstheriver’sbank,)
  Then,lookingfromtherocksandrushesdank,Asighttheywitnessedneverseenbefore,Andwhich,withitsaccompanimentsglorious,Iswriti’thegoldenbook,orliberaureus。
  [ThestatuegetoffHyacinthhisback,andsitdownwiththefriarsonHyacinthhiscloak。]
  PlumpintheDnieperflouncedthefriarandfriends——
  Theydanglingroundhisneck,hefittochoke。
  WhensuddenlyhismostmiraculouscloakOverthebillowywavesitselfextends,DownfromhisshouldersquietlydescendsThevenerableSophy’sstatueofoak;
  Which,sittingdownuponthecloaksoample,Bidsallthebrethrenfollowitsexample!
  [Howinthismannerofboattheysayledaway。]
  Eachatherbiddingsat,andsatatease;
  Thestatue’ganagraciousconversation,And(wavingtothefoeasalutation)
  Sail’dwithherwonderinghappyprotegesGaylyadownthewideBorysthenes,Untiltheycameuntosomefriendlynation。
  AndwhentheheathenhadatlengthgrownshyofTheirconquest,sheonedaycamebackagaintoKioff。
  XX。
  [Finis,ortheend。]
  THINKNOT,OREADER,THATWE’RELAUGHINGATYOU;
  YOUMAYGOTOKIOFFNOW,ANDSEETHESTATUTE!
  TITMARSH’SCARMENLILLIENSE。
  LILLE,Sept。2,1843。
  Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?
  Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。
  I。
  WithtwentypoundsbutthreeweekssinceFromParisforthdidTitmarshwheel,IthoughtmyselfasrichaprinceAsbeggarpoorI’mnowatLille。
  Confidinginmyamplemeans——
  Introth,Iwasahappychiel!
  IpassedthegatesofValenciennes,IneverthoughttocomebyLille。
  IneverthoughtmytwentypoundsSomerascalknavewoulddaretosteal;
  IgaylypassedtheBelgicboundsAtQuievrain,twentymilesfromLille。
  ToAntwerptownIhasten’dpost,AndasItookmyeveningmealIfeltmypouch,——mypursewaslost,OHeaven!WhycameInotbyLille?
  Istraightwaycalledforinkandpen,TograndmammaImadeappeal;
  MeanwhilealoanofguineastenIborrowedfromafriendsoleal。
  Igotthecashfromgrandmamma(Hergentleheartmywoescouldfeel,)
  ButwhereIwent,andwhatIsaw,Whatmatters?HereIamatLille。
  Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?
  Ihavenocash,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。
  II。
  TostealingIcannevercome,TopawnmywatchI’mtoogenteel,Besides,Ileftmywatchathome,HowcouldIpawnitthenatLille?
  "Lanote,"attimestheguestswillsay。
  Iturnaswhiteascoldboil’dveal;
  Iturnandlookanotherway,IdarenotaskthebillatLille。
  Idarenottothelandlordsay,"Goodsir,Icannotpayyourbill;"
  HethinksIamaLordAnglais,AndisquiteproudIstayatLille。
  HethinksIamaLordAnglais,LikeRothschildorSirRobertPeel,AndsoheservesmeeverydayThebestofmeatanddrinkinLille。
  YetwhenhelooksmeinthefaceIblushasredascochineal;
  Andthinkdidhebutknowmycase,Howchangedhe’dbe,myhostofLille。
  Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’ermywoesreveal?
  Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。
  III。
  Thesunburstsoutinfuriousblaze,Iperspiratefromheadtoheel;
  I’dliketohireaone-horsechaise,HowcanI,withoutcashatLille?
  IpassinsunshineburninghotBycafeswhereinbeertheydeal;
  Ithinkhowpleasantwereapot,AfrothingpotofbeerofLille!
  Whatisyonhousewithwallssothick,Allgirtaroundwithguardandgrille?
  Ograciousgods!itmakesmesick,ItisthePRISON-HOUSEofLille!
  Ocursedprisonstrongandbarred,Itdoesmyverybloodcongeal!
  ItrembleasIpasstheguard,AndquitthatuglypartofLille。
  Thechurch-doorbeggarwhinesandprays,IturnawayathisappealAh,church-doorbeggar!gothyways!
  You’renotthepoorestmaninLille。
  Myheartisweary,mypeaceisgone,HowshallIe’eranywoesreveal?
  Ihavenomoney,Ilieinpawn,AstrangerinthetownofLille。
  IV。
  Say,shallItoyouFlemishchurch,AndataPopishaltarkneel?
  Oh,donotleavemeinthelurch,——
  I’llcry,yepatron-saintsofLille!
  Yevirginsdressedinsatinhoops,Yemartyrsslainformortalweal,Lookkindlydown!beforeyoustoopsThemiserablestmaninLille。
  Andlo!asIbeheldwithaweApicturedsaint(Iswear’tisreal),Itsmiled,andturnedtograndmamma!——
  Itdid!andIhadhopeinLille!
  ’Twasfiveo’clock,andIcouldeat,AlthoughIcouldnotpaymymeal:
  IhastenbackintothestreetWhereliesmyinn,thebestLille。
  WhatseeIonmytablestand,——
  Aletterwithawell-knownseal?
  ’Tisgrandmamma’s!Iknowherhand,——
  "ToMr。M。A。Titmarsh,Lille。"
  Ifeelachokinginmythroat,Ipantandstagger,faintandreel!
  Itis——itis——aten-poundnote,AndI’mnomoreinpawnatLille!
  [Hegoesoffbythediligencethatevening,andisrestoredtothebosomofhishappyfamily。]
  THEWILLOW-TREE。
  Knowyethewillow-treeWhosegrayleavesquiver,WhisperinggloomilyToyonpaleriver;
  Lady,ateven-tideWandernotnearit,TheysayitsbrancheshideAsad,lostspirit?
  Oncetothewillow-treeAmaidcamefearful,Paleseemedhercheektobe,Herblueeyetearful;
  Soonasshesawthetree,Herstepmovedfleeter,Noonewasthere——ahme!
  Noonetomeether!
  QuickbeatherhearttohearThefarbell’schimeTollfromthechapel-towerThetrystingtime:
  ButtheredsunwentdownIngoldenflame,Andthoughshelookedround,Yetnoonecame!
  Presentlycamethenight,Sadlytogreether,——
  Mooninhersilverlight,Starsintheirglitter;
  ThensankthemoonawayUnderthebillow,Stillweptthemaidalone——
  Therebythewillow!
  Throughthelongdarkness,Bythestreamrolling,HourafterhourwentonTollingandtolling。
  Longwasthedarkness,Lonelyandstilly;
  Shrillcamethenight-wind,Piercingandchilly。
  Shrillblewthemorningbreeze,Bitingandcold,BleakpeersthegraydawnOverthewold。
  BleakovermoorandstreamLooksthegreydawn,Gray,withdishevelledhair,Stillstandsthewillowthere——
  THEMAIDISGONE!
  Domine,Domine!
  Singwealitany,——
  Singforpoormaiden-heartsbrokenandweary;
  Domine,Domine!
  Singwealitany,WailweandweepweawildMiserere!
  THEWILLOW-TREE。
  (ANOTHERVERSION)。
  I。
  Longbythewillow-treesVainlytheysoughther,Wildrangthemother’sscreamsO’erthegraywater:
  "Whereismylovelyone?
  Whereismydaughter?
  II。
  "Rousethee,sirconstable——
  Rousetheeandlook;
  Fisherman,bringyournet,Boatmanyourhook。
  Beatinthelily-beds,Diveinthebrook!"
  III。
  VainlytheconstableShoutedandcalledher;
  VainlythefishermanBeatthegreenalder,Vainlyheflungthenet,Neverithauledher!
  IV。
  MotherbesidethefireSat,hernightcapin;
  Father,ineasychair,Gloomilynapping,Whenatthewindow-sillCamealighttapping!
  V。
  AndapalecountenanceLookedthroughthecasement。
  Loudbeatthemother’sheart,Sickwithamazement,AndatthevisionwhichCametosurpriseher,Shriekedinanagony——
  "Lor!it’sElizar!"
  VI
  Yes,’twasElizabeth——
  Yes,’twastheirgirl;
  Palewashercheek,andherHairoutofcurl。
  "Mother!"thelovingone,Blushing,exclaimed,"LetnotyourinnocentLizzybeblamed。
  VII。
  "Yesterday,goingtoauntJones’stotea,Mother,dearmother,I
  FORGOTTHEDOOR-KEY!
  Andasthenightwascold,Andthewaysteep,Mrs。JoneskeptmetoBreakfastandsleep。"
  VIII。
  WhetherherPaandMaFullybelievedher,Thatweshallneverknow,Sterntheyreceivedher;
  AndfortheworkofthatCruel,thoughshort,night,SenthertobedwithoutTeaforafortnight。
  IX。
  MORAL
  Heydiddlediddlety,CatandtheFiddlety,MaidensofEnglandtakecautionbyshe!
  LetloveandsuicideNevertemptyouaside,Andalwaysremembertotakethedoor-key。
  LYRAHIBERNICA
  THEPOEMSOFTHEMOLONYOFKILBALLYMOLONY。
  THEPIMLICOPAVILION。
  Yepathronsofjanius,MinervaandVanius,WhositonParnassus,thatmountainofsnow,DescindfromyourstationandmakeobservationOfthePrince’spavilioninsweetPimlico。
  Thisgarden,byjakurs,isfortypooracres,(Thegarnerhetouldme,andsureoughttoknow;)
  Andyetgreatlybigger,insizeandinfigure,ThanthePhanixitself,seemstheParkPimlico。
  O’tistherethatthespoortis,whentheQueenandtheCourtisWalkingmagnanimousallofarow,ForgetfulwhatstateisamongthepatatiesAndthepine-applegardensofsweetPimlico。
  Thereinblossomsodorousthebirdssingachorus,Of"GodsavetheQueen"astheyhoptoandfro;
  Andyousitonthebinchesandharktothefinches,SingingmelodiousinsweetPimlico。
  Thereshuitingtheirphanthasies,theypluckpolyanthusesThatroundinthegardensresplindentlygrow,Widrosesandjessimins,andothersweetspecimins,WouldcharmbouldLinnayusinsweetPimlico。
  Youseewhenyouinther,andstandinthecinther,Wheretheroses,andnecturns,andcollyflowersblow,Ahillsotremindous,ittopsthetop-windowsOftheeleganthousesoffamedPimlico。
  Andwhenyou’veascindedthatprecipicesplindidYouseeonitssummitawondtherfulshow——
  AlovelySwishbuilding,allpaintingandgilding,ThefamousPavilionofsweetPimlico。
  PrinceAlbert,ofFlandthers,thatPrinceofCommandthers,(OnwhommybestblessingsherebyIbestow,)
  WithgooldandvermilionhasdeckedthatPavilion,WheretheQueenmaytaketayinhersweetPimlico。
  There’slinesfromJohnMiltonthechamberallgilton,Andpicturesbeneaththemthat’sshapedlikeabow;
  IwasgreatlyastoundedtothinkthatthatRoundheadShouldfindanadmissiontofamedPimlico。
  Olovely’seachfresco,andmostpicturesqueO;
  AndwhileroundthechamberastonishedIgo,IthinkDanMaclise’sitbaitsallthepiecesSurroundingthecottageoffamedPimlico。
  Eastlakehasthechimney,(agoodonetolimnhe,)
  Andavarginhepaintswithasarpentbelow;
  Whilebulls,pigs,andpanthers,andotherenchanthers,ArepaintedbyLandseerinsweetPimlico。